I love your slogan: always alert, always attentive.
That's not the police slogan.
It's a crime show's slogan.
You know bottle gourd juice can be poisonous?
Huh?
No, not this one.
This one is freshly made.
It will become poisonous after one or two hours.
You can have this one. Don't worry.
It's safe to drink.
What are you doing?
It won't come out like this.
Where did you keep it?
- Here it is. - You always keep messing...
Wait, wait, wait, I got it.
- It's stuck. - You are impossible.
Mr. Sonu... are you done with dinner?
I have a fixed dinner time always while watching the news.
Being aware of current affairs is important.
Of crimes, also.
The news these days is so hard to digest.
So I eat on time to help digestion.
Hmm.
So, did you cook at home or order in?
Japanese, Italian?
Or your favourite, Chinese?
Oh, this is mine.
We know it's yours.
Why did you throw it away?
Because I didn't eat it.
We can see that.
But why did you throw seal-packed food?
It was delivered late.
I had already eaten bread and eggs by then.
I kept this in the fridge.
But the fridge isn't working.
Food got spoiled.
See, now it is working.
It works on and off.
There is this wire...
See, it's fixed now.
Sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn't.
Look, working now.
This lady?
I never miss a wedding.
Are you married?
Tambe.
Yes, DG?
Take a photo of the picture.
So, Sonu, Mr. Kapoor who stays upstairs...
Stayed.
Correct. Stayed.
He died due to poisoning.
Really?
He ordered food from the same place you had.
Ching Chow?
You mean I, too, could have died?
Thank you, Mickey.
Mickey, thank you.
If you hadn't nibbled on the fridge's wire,
it wouldn't have conked off.
and I would have ended up having the food and dying.
Thank you, Mickey.
Mr Sonu, who is Mickey?
There is a mouse in this house.
I've named him Mickey.
Put the rat poison.
Safe house, no Mickey Mouse.
Do you know what rat poison contains?
Bromethalin.
Bro-me-tha-lin.
Ever heard of it?
C14H7 F3N3Br3O4.
Neurotoxic rodenticide.
Molar mass 577.93 g/mol.
Keep away from children.
And don't eat.
Uh-uh, not "Do not eat", "Do not consume."
A warning printed on the pack.
So where is it?
Where is the Mickey Murder pack?
I used it yesterday.
It is over.
Where's the bottle?
I lost it.
You lost it?
Fine.
Sonu Sood.
Sonu Singh.
Hmm.
Singh.
Don't leave the city.
Sir, can't dream of.
Loads of work in the office.
I won't get a day off.
And don't turn your mobile phone off.
Sure, sir.
Heard him, no?
Yes, sir.
Bye.
They left?
Uma?
Come here.
So this is how they make rent?
Dwivedi apartment, help me with this address?
No, I am sorry.
Actually, you can ask ahead.
There is a shop.
- So you can find out there. - Okay, okay.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
What man, Rahul!
I'm waiting here for so long.
We're late for Benci's wedding.
Sorry. I got held up at work.
- Shall we go? - Yes.
We are encouraging wrong things by giving flats to bachelors, independent girls.
Their parents want them to get married, settle down,
but what are we doing, we're giving flats to them.
We let these independent girls use our building society facilities, unhesitatingly.
Hmm.
Instead of questioning them, we are encouraging them
not to get married and settle down.
Stay independent.
- Please. - Beats me.
Indian culture...
We are attacking its integrity.
- You're listening, yeah? - Yeah, yeah, listening.
We won't even realise when we'll lose our Indian identity.
Hmm.
Uma, I have decided,
I'll turn Sunflower into a nice Indian cultural society.
Hmm.
Wadhwani's time is up.
He will ruin everything in the name of modernisation.
What's wrong with being modern?
Hmm?
Culture... cannot be modern.
Culture is culture.
Hmm.
You need to hold on to it.
Tell her, Uma.
Vote for Dilip Iyer!
Yeah!
No one will vote for him if they learn that you have gone to "gay".
Gone where?
To gay.
It is not a city, mom.
Whatever, but you have gone there, haven't you?
Change your clothes, your hairstyle and your so called swag,
at least till the elections are over. Please.
I haven't gone "gay".
And I find boys hot, my mother.
So chill.
How many times do I need to tell you?
The ice hadn't set, so...
Why unnecessarily make me short-tempered,
by making these small mistakes.
You are long-tempered.
You dragged the night fight to the morning.
How is it?
Optimum.
Shall we celebrate?
- Huh? - Hmm?
Hmm?
You're so...
My temper is what turned you on, right?
Hmm?
Say it.
I am still crazy about your confidence.
Continue.
You never lose.
You don't know how to lose.
Continue.
Your reputation.
So much respect.
Much more than daddy could have ever imagined.
- What's wrong? - How many times
I told you not to mention daddy in bed?
Sorry.
- Continue. - Yes.
Your reputation.
So much respect.
"Ahuja!"
"Aaa... aaa... Ahuja"
Fatso wanted to play Ping-Pong.
My turn to play now.
You have to play now?
Forget it.
How does a lion roar, huh?
It's okay.
Leave it.
Forget it.
It's okay.
Leave it.
Come on.
- Calm down. - You want to play Ping-Pong, huh?
- Wait, I'll play Ping-Pong with you. - Leave it.
Wait.
I'll show you Ping-Pong.
Please don't.
Is this the time?
You moron! - Wait...
Who the is it?
What are you doing?
What the hell.
Stop this.
How did you get in, huh?
The door was open.
- With whose permission did you come in? - What will you do?
With whose permission? Should I call the cops?
- Should I? - Stop this.
Should I call the police?
Listen, we are making a child....
- Making a child, huh? - I mean, the child is studying.
Just stop this.
I know he is studying, big deal.
Son has to follow dad's footsteps...
- Stop this. - Hold multiple degrees.
- Stop your bullshit. - Give tuitions.
- Shut up. - Earn a meagre salary.
And vent his frustrations on the missus at night.
Quiet.
You are the frustrated one.
If only you gone to school,
been educated.
Darling
Has the professor's pen run out of ink?
- Hey! - Hey! What?
If you can't play then give others a fair chance to play.
Me and your wife in one team.
- playing doubles! - Don't you dare.
Lower your finger!
I can raise my voice as well.
Keep your voice low like your height.
Take it.
And shove it.
This is what you deserve.
Moron.
Ping-Pong, Kapoor?
Steal my parking, Kapoor?
You'll shove it in my face, Kapoor?
Hurry up!
Crap!
Listen, it's 10:30 pm.
Let's have dinner.
Rascal.
You'll feed me radish momos?
I told you, I won't have it.
Everyday drama.
What? Why are you staring at me?
A******.
Get out.
Out!
Who the...
Sir.
Sonu?
Come here.
What have you done now?
I am dead sure he's done something.
Nitwit.
Look, cops at our door.
A murderer and a wife-beater, huh!
A******.
Scoundrel.
I didn't do anything, sir.
- Really? - I...
Shaolin Sonu, is it?
You work alone? Or you work in a gang?
Kung fu? Judo? Hmm?
He's a no-good, lazy bum, sir.
- Is it? - A good-for-nothing turd.
- Sir? - Yeah?
This is nothing new, sir.
Gets thrashed during the day.
Smokes hash at night.
We call him Chinese Pothead.
- Sir... - What?
We got married three years back.
Gave him a scooter in dowry.
- Really? - Did I ask for anything in exchange.
- Nothing at all. - Okay.
Just to go out for romantic dinners on the scooter.
Right.
But does he have any time for his wife?
I brought momos for you.
Momos? Veg momos?
Do I look like a vegetarian to you?
You keep having mutton and chicken.
And for me?
Radish momos?
You're nothing but a peeled pea.
Sir, can we go to the police station?
Hello?
Usman-bhai is not here.
Usman-bhai, I recognise your voice.
I am not free today.
What do you mean, not free?
I have been calling you for a year and a half now.
The eyehole on my door wasn't installed correctly.
The whole universe can peep inside.
I am very busy. I'll fix it next week.
You weren't busy when you messed up the fitting?
- I'll do it. - Hello?
Absolutely,.
Excuse me.
I am Mr. Dilip Iyer.
This is-- - Hi, Dilip.
Nice specs.
Please focus.
We're dealing with a serious matter.
Okay.
What you did is wrong.
Absolutely wrong.
Absolutely.
But what is wrong?
You seem worried.
What happened?
I am too much of a gentleman to bring it up in public.
I saw. My wife also saw.
What you did... last night.
- Hello. - Car and...
- Bike.
Bike and everything.
Dilip, instead of accusing her or jumping to conclusions,
- No.. - why don't you ask her first?
- Let me handle this. - Married?
I used to be.
Oh, so you are single.
Divorced.
But in the form, you've mentioned that you're married.
There was no divorced option.
We need to add that option.
- Was there? - These options are needed...
Then you should have ticked 'single'.
But I am dating someone.
Would be wrong to say single.
What if someone posted it on social media?
These modern things.
Social media and all.
What's the issue?
Excuse me.
Who is she?
She is shacking up with me.
... a friend of a friend.
Gurleen.
So she's a guest.
Is that a problem?
You know, we should have rules about guests as well.
You shouldn't allow more than six people in one flat.
That's absurd.
How can we put a cap on guests?
- Is there a problem having a guest over? - Mr. Wadhwani...
The problem is that a guest stays for a couple of days, not forever.
Did your guest sign the guest list?
She will, from today.
See, that's the problem, Mr. Wadhwani.
That is the problem.
You have to understand,
in our society, we are very particular about these things.
We are very particular about guests' entry and exit timings.
See, the kind of people who kind of visit them...
How do we know what kind they are.
But we can't be judgemental.
Mr. Wadhwani...!
You mean the quality control department.
No, we should know who's coming into our society.
So, what do you do?
Fashion trends, blogs, vlogs, posts...
Oh, I am an influencer.
We can see the kind of influence you are.
There are two kinds of influence, you know.
Good and bad.
And some people are going too fast.
That's the whole point of influence, to bring change fast.
Okay listen, fast or slow, we don't care.
How will you pay the rent?
What...
See, because social media... See Mr. Wadhwani,
- let us be clear. - Hello?
- See social media, we get likes. - Hello?
- How does that convert into money? - Correct.
And it is important.
- It's no concern of ours. - Of course, it is.
They are tenants of our building society member.
They are responsible.
I have already paid a year's rent in advance.
You can ask me this if I don't pay the rent next year.
So, can we leave now?
We have guests coming.
Yes, of course.
Good of you to come.
- Thank you. - Thank you for your cooperation.
What cooperation?
You have to make sure that her names is in the guest list.
Will do, sir.
- And it should not be delayed. - Sure.
This is the last warning to you all.
Our gym timings are, you know, not any time you can come.
Yeah. And the dress code also.
Yes.
And no "outside" exercise...
It is here, nine to nine.
- And no pool in the building. - Yes.
And smoking... so smoking, we have to...
Sir, this is my application for the society chairmanship.
Excuse me?
I want to stand for building chairman.
- Chairman! - Chairman?
Yeah.
I have all the qualities, sir.
Are you eligible?
Yeah, of course.
Look, excellent in responsibility and dependability.
- Multi-tasking excellent. - This is nonsense.
I think respect for elders, everybody knows, sir excellent.
And love for kids? I love kids.
I really love kids.
But you have just joined our society.
Don't be random.
But I have all the qualities.
But Mr. Dilip, we should give young people a chance.
- If he is interested... - Sir, leadership qualities?
Very good, sir.
I was the class monitor in fourth and fifth grade.
So, where do I leave this form?
In the garbage.
Please give it to me.
Have you signed it?
Sign it.
Sorry, I have to leave. I am getting late, okay?
See Mr. Wadhwani, these kinds of owners
If they aren't controlled when they come...
- This is the problem with this society. - Correct.
- I do agree with it. - This is the problem.
But he is eligible. He's a good candidate.
No. It is not like that. Anybody can't...
We want good people in our society.
What is eligibility, huh?
We have to bring in young blood into our society.
- We live in India. - But not these kinds.
- Excuse me! - We are waiting for good people.
Excuse me! Please listen.
What is this?
Anything can happen here, huh?
That lady also said, "quality control".
She was joking.
Yes, we will have quality control.
- Yes. - Do we want a good society?
- Yes. - Yes.
Do we want a good, nice, cultural society?
- Yes. - Of course.
We will make Sunflower best society.
But for that, we need a best form,
which will guide us in the right direction.
- Yes. - Mr. Gupta?
Everybody agrees?
- Yes. - Yeah, agreed.
We have you on CCTV footage.
You were inside for forty minutes.
Does it take that long to deliver two parcels?
What took you so long?
It's his fault, sir.
That idiot.
He delayed other deliveries too.
- Who? - Who?
Uncle called...
What are you doing?
- Shh! - You will fall.
Go inside! Go back inside!
I can do it.
Go inside!
It's dangerous. You will fall.
Shh. Shh.
Mr. Ahuja?
Mr. Ahuja, your feet are trembling.
Please think about Monty.
Please come back.
Mr. Ahuja, please listen...
Welcome to the crime scene, Poonam.
It's Pooja not Poonam, Tambe.
Same difference. Come on in.
Come.
Hey baby, shut the door behind you, yeah?
Shut the door.
Why, baby?
Because you don't know muderer's where.
You are scared?
No, baby.
You there for me.
When Tambe is here, don't be scare.
- Tambe? - Yeah?
Here?
Baby, this is not a murder spot.
It's a lovers' spot.
Aww!
Come.
Don't... don't touch.
Don't touch anything over here.
Why, baby?
Because your fingerprints should be over my body.
- Everywhere. - Oh, naughty.
Come on. Come to daddy, baby.
You know why there are two stars on my uniform shoulder?
Why, baby?
Because you are my third star.
Aww!
- You know, Tambe...? - Yeah?
You know, I like you more out of your uniform than in it?
You're embarrassing me.
You naughty.
Baby, do your duty quickly.
Tambe has early duty.
Remove.. Remove the gun.
Let the shootout happen.
Baby?
Mr. Ahuja?
'Go on, find it.'
'Go inside.'
'Check every corner.'
'Search there.'
'What are you looking for over here?'
'I got something, sir.'
'Check below it.'
'Yes, below it.'
'Also check under the table.'
'Check properly.'
'Keep your eyes open.'
'Check that place.'
'Check that room.'
'Check that place.'
- 'Okay.' - 'Note this down.'
'And?'
'Okay.'
'Bag them.'
'Okay, sir.'
'Should I keep this here, sir?'
'Check that.'
'Found it.'
'Found your glasses.'
'Sawant.'
'Otherwise, your wife wouldn't let you hear the end of it.'
'How careless you are.'
'Here. Wear your glasses.'
'I can't see properly without my glasses.'
'Take all the evidence.'
'Yes, bag the shoes.'
'Keep everything in order.'
- 'Check that place thoroughly.' - 'Okay, sir.'
F***!