[Veer] Yes, pulse is running. She is alive.
- Where is Kartik? - Still Kartik?
He couldn't come himself to fetch me, right?
I am hosting a party at my new house tomorrow.
I have invited everyone.
Sameera and Kartik are in the same party.
I can't deal with it. I am leaving.
Hello, young man.
A new romance is going to start in this family.
- Are you really seeing Veer? - Do you have a problem?
He spoke nicely to you once...
He was jealous.
When did Veer and Sameera become a couple?
It's called pretend-dating.
Sameera, are you coming to his grandparents' anniversary?
Bro do not agree with this.
No. No, Sameera will come.
If it gets too late then you can stay back here.
Okay, dumpling.
[Title Montage]
It should be as good as...
There she is.
- Hi. - Hi.
I will take it?
Thanks.
[Kartik] Come.
Ananya will reach tomorrow.
I mean she wanted to come with us but she has to work.
Come on. Now that we do know the couple's status,
shall we leave?
Sam, sit behind.
You might get car sick ahead.
You know, in fact you will get more car sick behind.
So, come and sit ahead with me.
No, then I will drive.
No, go that side and sit there.
Come. Sit.
[Car door closes]
- Bro, are you sure? - Absolutely.
[Car door opens]
[Car door closes]
[Engine starts]
[Cell phone vibrating]
- Veer, your phone is ringing. - Yes, I can hear it.
Please wear the seat belt.
Here you go. I have fastened it.
[Cell phone ringing]
Kartik, even your phone is ringing.
Yes. Bro, what do I do?
Put the phone on silent.
[Kartik] Done.
Imagine, the entire road trip with them.
[Laughs]
- With whom? - Uncle.
- Uncle. He is so sweet. - Very.
- Yeah. - He is very sweet.
[All laughing]
You know, he used to be my role model.
So, what happened?
What else? Nothing. I turned 15.
And?
Sameera, there are a lot of things in life
specially relationships, which don't work after some time.
I guess.
You didn't tell me that you have claustrophobia.
- Why? Are you doing some survey? - You...
It's up to her if she wants to tell you or not?
So inquisitive.
[Pecks]
Muah!
"Let my heart beat."
[Screams]
Porno.
- Porno. - What?
When will you leave?
If you want to stay here longer then pay the bills.
Internet. Electricity. Everything.
Sleep now.
You are better when asleep.
And then you turn into a witch.
Porno. Wake up. Please. Listen.
What?
- Listen. - What?
- Kartik's uncle. - Yes.
He is my match on Tinder.
Yes, I had put him on Tinder.
Swipe left. Big deal.
No. It's not that.
It's the way the App thinks.
I mean...
will I get guys like uncle.
Okay. Look.
I am trying to convince you for the last time.
Go back to Parth.
- He loves you a lot. - [Sighs]
He follows you here every day to take you.
[Doorbell rings]
Go. He has come to fetch you.
Go and open the door.
You know, Porno.
I have no excitement in life.
When you open the door,
you can change the person who's standing there.
When I will open the door, it will always be stupid Parth.
Surprise.
Hello, Uncle.
Are you still interested in her?
Please give me this one.
Tell me.
What is going on with you?
You are the one taking her to the big family function.
I dated Sameera for five years.
And there is a reason
why I never took her to meet the family.
She would start having expectations.
When will a person have expectations if not after five years?
Is that wrong?
Don't hurt her.
Hmm.
Don't worry about that.
But at the moment, it seems that you are hurting.
Are you okay?
Are you sure that
she is not pretending to make me feel jealous?
I don't think so.
And even if that is the case,
it doesn't make a difference. Because I like her.
You don't understand.
- You are taking her home. - Hmm.
You will stay with her for a few days.
And imagine, what if I stay with her forever?
I mean, just look at her. There is something about her.
Right? Anyways.
I am really sorry, you know.
I forgot that you don't think like that.
I completely forgot, man.
I missed you.
- Shall we? - Let's go.
Baby, you must be tired.
Kartik, why don't you drive?
Yes, you can relax. I will drive.
- Are you sure? - Yeah. I am sure.
- Hmm. - Hmm.
come.
- [Car door opens, closes] - [Engine starts]
Sameera, I just...
[Sameera] What did Kartik say?
[Cell phone vibrating]
[Veer] He thinks that you are doing all this to make him jealous.
Why did you ask him to drive?
That was a sure giveaway.
[Sameera] I got carried away by my emotions.
[Veer] Getting carried away by emotions is an accident.
You swim in emotions. Backstroke, butterfly, freestyle.
[Laughs]
[Chuckles]
You are in the same car but still sending each other messages.
- Are you doing that? - Hey. Hey.
- F**k. - Hey, watch out.
F**k! F**k!
F**k!
- I am sorry. - Get out.
I didn't see it.
- I am sorry. - Get out.
- I am really sorry. - Get out.
Seat belt is a small thing. Can't you remember even that?
Veer, we just sat.
Sameera, you didn't wear it a little while ago either.
- And I saw that. - Calm down.
We are okay.
Are you an idiot?
Do you know what could have happened just now?
You would make a small mistake
and I would have blamed myself for life.
- Wear your seatbelt now. - Okay, I agree.
- Wear it. Wear it now. - Veer, I am sorry.
Veer, I am sorry.
But Veer, this is not your mistake.
Oh okay, fantastic. Now just shut me out.
Now, I don't exist.
[Engine starts]
Veer, you are mean.
[Knocks]
Agni.
Hey.
You were looking over the girls, right?
Yes. Like a hunting dog.
They are upstairs.
He was sleeping the entire night.
Shut up, liar.
Go and check.
- I did. No one is home. - Sure?
No, I am not sure.
They are girls, not mice to go and hide in corners.
So that we are not able to see them.
Am I sure?
A fat man called uncle came.
And then they left with them.
Who is uncle?
- Uncle. Come on. - Stop.
[Honking]
I will go and check.
[Honking]
[Car door closes]
[Honking]
Stop honking. He has gone to check.
Your entire engine is jammed up.
You will need to call a mechanic.
I told you, that this car will break down on the road.
But who listens to me?
Even I said that you are unwell.
But who listens to me?
You have made such a huge plan.
What if you fall sick?
My wish. It is our anniversary.
And it comes every year.
And madam we are not 20-year-old youths
to get crazy in love.
Anyway, what craziness did you show when you were 20.
You can do nothing.
Do you think I am some movie hero?
Yahoo!
- Cracking jokes now? - Are you convinced?
Or do you need more excitement?
What is happening?
I don't know. An old couple seems to be fighting.
You just want me to get arrested for public display of affection.
Uncle, aunt.
You have got a waiver as senior citizen.
You can do anything. No problem.
Please focus on that.
You make fun of everything I do.
- Granny. Granny. - You have made a drama here.
- Grandma. - Veer. Kartik.
Good, you have come.
- Look, this car is not working. - Okay, we will check it.
This is just a car.
- Always. Always he does that. - What happened to you people?
- What happened? - Son.
- Ask you grandpa. - How are you, son?
- What happened? - The question is very interesting.
I have been asking your granny this question
for the last 50 years.
But it is useless.
- Just sit in the car... - She is unwell.
- Yes, so?
But she is all engrossed in preparing for the party.
Yes, then let's cancel the party.
Hey!
Yes, cancel the party.
- What is this new thing now? - [Grandma] Cancel the party.
Grandpa, you always do this.
Seriously, grandpa.
That's why we didn't want to come, you know.
What did I do?
You made grandma cry.
You make fun of everyone.
Seriously, grandpa. You are very insensitive.
Hey. Why are you being so rude?
How can you talk to him like that?
We...
Firstly, you have come after so many years.
And now quarrelling with your grandpa.
Sameera.
How are you?
You look so beautiful.
Aunt, I...
People are coming from far and wide to meet you.
Shall we click a selfie?
Come on.
Look here.
- Granny. - Yes.
How do you know her?
Since your Uncle Gunjan had told us about her
and showed us her pic,
we have been discussing about her.
- Uncle Gunjan sent a pic? - Yes.
Kartik, have you got granny's bangles?
Show.
- We have the same wrist sizes. - Granny.
- Look. - They have just met.
- Yes. - [Grandpa] Just shut up.
Even you had a girlfriend for 5 years.
You didn't even introduce her to us.
You didn't even tell us her name.
Now my child is doing something good.
- Please don't interfere. - [Grandma] Correct.
[Laughs]
Come. Let's go. We are getting late.
- Come. Come. - Yes. Let's go.
- Come with me. - Come. Come.
Here.
My room keys.
Apparently, my grandparents are not at all narrow-minded.
So, they don't have problem with us sharing a room.
- So I think it's okay. - Veer.
I know, I am sorry.
I am really sorry.
I know, that it is getting very complicated.
But this is how it is. We will have to share a room.
Does Kartik know that?
You are so strange.
Don't you feel strange
that you are with a strange boy...
Strange?
And boy?
I don't really see you as a man.
Excuse me?
[Laughs]
- I think, I will be comfortable. - Yeah, that's better.
[Laughing]
What has my grandparents sent us?
- Such a lovely card. - Yes.
- There is a retro night. - Yeah, that's the theme.
My grandparents, they are so strangely cute.
They are only quarrelling with each other for the last 50 years.
They just love fighting.
But you know what?
They can say anything to each other.
Anything.
But if a third person comes and says anything
against any of them then they are not able to bear it.
They immediately become a team.
And then these two will fight against that person.
How cute.
Yes. And you know Alina cracked this.
Whenever they would fight
she would at once side with one of them and the quarrel would end.
Veer.
Please stop blaming yourself.
Alina's death is not your mistake.
It was an accident.
Haven't you become too comfortable?
I don't know about that.
But I do feel comfortable with you.
Okay. That's besides the point.
Veer, what you are doing is escapism.
I have heard a lot in my 4 years therapy.
I don't want to listen to something new from you.
So, I think we should let that be.
You should focus on yourself. On your life.
- Veer, won't you even try? - No.
Hey.
- Sameera, what are you doing? - What am I doing?
- Give it back. - Okay.
[Indistinct chattering]
- Hey. - Uncle!
- Present, sir. - Shh!
Is sister-in-law home?
What?
- Sister-in-law Sameera. - Uncle, please.
Stop with your lame jokes.
Son, look.
You cannot feel the vacancy in your life
with the happiness of others.
What a wonderful quote.
You have a girlfriend too. Right?
Where is she?
- She is coming this evening. - Fine.
[Ishavni] Where are our rooms?
- [Door opens] - Please, you...
Your grandparents are so cool.
We will grow up and be like them too.
Yeah. You mean when we will become old.
What do you mean?
This is their second honeymoon.
Their happily ever after.
I can't wait to grow old with you, Veer.
This is my ultimate fantasy, you know.
You know, Alina. I promise you.
I will cut back on my working hours
so that you don't have to fantasize about old age.
- Yeah? - Yes. I am serious.
I mean you are already thinking about old age?
Yes, Veer, I am already thinking about old age.
- Yeah. Sure. - Yeah. Look at you.
Oops!
Catch.
Do you know your sister wanted to grow old with me?
I kind of murdered that dream of hers.
Of course, she wanted to grow old with you.
She loved you a lot.
I don't understand, why do you keep on torturing yourself?
You did not murder her. It was an accident.
- And please understand... - Accident!
By the way, speaking of torture, this hotel is torturing me.
Adil and I have got twin beds.
And they have given you a room with a double bed.
Yes, because Sameera is sharing the room with me.
Are you sleeping with her?
- Ishavni, come on. - Why are you such a one-track mind?
I am just trying to help her out.
What kind of help is this?
Let's sleep together and help each other.
By the way, granny wants to give bangles to Sameera.
I am not sleeping with her. And, for the record.
She doesn't even consider me a man. She told me that.
Aww. Did you feel bad?
Yes, I felt very bad, Ishavni. Seriously.
Why don't you go and bother someone else?
- Who? - Go and bother your husband.
- Where is your husband? - I don't know. Okay, wait.
Adil, do you know why your wife has trouble with Old Monk?
If you have some at night...
Then you don't need anything else. [Laughs]
Take a right from there and keep coming straight.
You will reach here.
Nothing will happened.
On honeymoon?
Nothing. I don't want to speak to you.
Sameera.
Come here. Come and sit with me.
[Grandpa] Come on.
Come, dear.
Are you feeling cold?
But when are we supposed to talk about this?
- We will talk about it later. - But when?
- I don't know. - It's always something...
Dear, tell me how did you met Veer?
Yes.
Granny.
Sameera was my friend.
I used to know her.
- And she met Veer because of me. - Okay.
Granny, why are you interrogating her?
I am not interrogating her. Come on. Sit.
No, I am not sitting here. I need to go.
- I have to speak to her. - Hey. Is it?
- Oh my. - All the best.
[All] Yoohoo.
- What happened? - I know
that you want to make Kartik feel jealous.
And you really want some closure.
But don't you feel bad that they all think
that what we have between us is all true?
But what did I do?
Your grandparents are very sweet.
- I was just sitting with them... - Yes, I saw that.
That's why I am saying that don't be so convincing.
In future...
In future, my grandparents shouldn't feel bad.
- Veer, you got me here. - Yes, I know.
I regret it. I made a mistake. I'm so sorry.
I shouldn't have brought you here. But, what do I do now?
Why are you talking to me like that?
[Panting]
Kartik is coming here. So, don't turn.
I guess you finally got what you wanted.
Sam, beer?
Yeah.
I will get some wine.
[Kartik] Sam, all okay?
Yeah.
Sam.
[Theme music playing]