-Again! You're looking fab. Chill. -I was just fixing my hair, babe.
My hair is, therefore I am!
Okay. So, as you know, "Two Much" is more like our warning label.
This is a show where we laugh too much, talk too much,
and probably share too much tonight.
And today, our guests are those people who raise the bar so high
that it makes you want to reach for a drink
-and trip them at the same time. -Yeah!
Their report cards might read, "Dancing, A-plus. Acting, A-plus."
"Looking good while breathing, A double plus."
Can you believe it? I have a child, and you have a child now?
I can believe it.
-Since our children have hung out. -Yeah. I know.
I know, our children have hung out.
So here's a very annoyed--
But admiring…
Round of applause
for Varun Dhawan and Alia Bhatt!
-Oh, hi! -Oh, hi?
You didn't expect us?
No, we did. We did.
-Hello! -Who were you expecting?
-No, no. -Who is hosting the show?
We thought it was Ajay Devgn and Akshay Kumar.
-Oh, really? -But we… But we are here.
-Okay. Finally. -Thank you.
Finally, we are here.
Now, we are going to take you to our grazing table,
on which we think that we spent more than we have
on our entire wardrobe and the set.
-But… So, please accompany us. -Let's go!
-Let's do it! -And we've done more
research on it than, I think, you've done on Gangubai's biopic.
-So, let's go. -Okay.
-What do we have here? -Oh, my God!
-So, this is-- -Hey! That's my beetroot salad!
-Yes! It is. -We believe you like beetroot.
These are some of your favorite things
-Yes. -that neither of you eats.
-I can eat that. -Can you eat this
and prove that you actually eat something besides chicken?
I can eat it for sure.
-Or people's brains. -They've put it with this chili.
Is it nice?
We have poha, which Alia likes.
-Yeah. I love it. -Let's feed Alia French fries.
-Yeah. Why don't you give me? -Okay.
-Give her three French fries. -But she is looking so cool…
-Yeah. Show us. -Oh, my God!
-Put it in your mouth, Alia. -Is it a Cannes French fry?
Guys, I eat French fries very openly.
-Really? Show us. -Yeah.
Poor thing, under that much pressure.
-But now that they have done this part, -It's not very nice.
let's move on to our game.
So, this is our game.
Our platter over there.
Each item on it has something attached to it.
-There is a secret. -Yeah.
You have to read the prompts,
and then you have to enact.
-Okay, we have to-- -Whatever is written on the prompts.
-Yeah. -So, who wants to go first?
-It's between only you and me. -Yeah.
-You want me to go first? -Yeah.
Go first. But what is this you're drinking?
It's a Kombucha.
I'll have the cheese.
Okay, and… Tell us the cheesiest lines.
Okay, the cheesiest pickup line-- Pickup line?
-Or just-- -Cheesiest line, and that too
-from the movie you've done with Alia. -Cheesiest pickup line.
-One of your cheesiest line. -Why don't you narrate
a cheesy line that you have said to me, perhaps in one of our movies?
I feel the cheesiest line that I've said…
But that's also my most popular line…
"I may look like a sweet, naive guy, but I'm actually quite a crook."
-Oh, very nice! -Thank you.
Madam…
I will have a nut. An almond, please.
-Since you are a nut. -Alright, almond.
-Do I have to eat it or just pick it up? -Just eat it, Alia.
You can eat the almond. It's healthy.
What do I have to do for this almond?
What is your nuttiest habit or superstition?
I would not call it nutty.
But sometimes I feel like, when people…
You know, they call out to me from behind…
Alia.
What happens to you? You get scared, right?
She gets scared. You've seen Paresh Rawal's movie?
I get very rattled.
It's like while I'm walking… Come on, say it.
Alia…
-Alia… -Why did you call out from behind?
That's usually my response.
It's like Ranbir in Animal, right?
-Yeah! -"I can hear you! I'm not deaf!"
-Heavy influence. -Yeah.
-But I'm not… Whatever. -You can see where Ranbir
-got influenced from. -Okay, next.
We are choosing for you, here.
A cracker.
You have to crack a quick joke or mimic someone.
I'll mimic someone. Mithun Chakraborty.
Yeah, Mithun da. I was about to say that.
"Hey! What is it?
My name is Surya, the truck driver.
I'd even name a dog after you!"
Well done!
-Can you also do that step? -I can.
-One step. -I love Mithun da!
Actually, even I can do that.
-Well done! -Can you do it?
-I would love to see Twinkle do it. -I'm not trying.
-I would love to see it. -I can do a step that you've done.
Okay.
"Coolie!"
-Oh! -Which movie is that?
-Coolie No. 1. -Which movie is this?
Coolie No. 1.
-How do you know that? -I redeemed myself.
Yes. Completely and totally. Now, it's your turn.
I'm clearly a Varun fan.
-Not a bad thing, though. -See?
-No cheating. -Not bad.
Okay, I'll pick an olive.
A bitter memory that you can now laugh at.
I think when I messed up on Karan's show.
-And then I laughed at it immediately. -Yeah. I remember that.
And we can definitely laugh at it now.
-Yeah. -But you did a great job.
You did a complete spoof and a turnaround.
-Well done, girl! -Yeah.
-Awesome! Really. -Well done.
Come on, now let's go. I'm wearing these high heels,
and they are hurting me, before I fall on you like I did before.
Thank you so much for saving me.
-I really appreciated it. And I have to-- -When was that?
At least you didn't fall for him. That would've been interesting.
Especially for your husband.
You know, I don't understand why you're making it
sound like I am falling for everybody.
You told me that there is one guest on our show
who had a bath in your bathroom.
I am not taking any names.
-Let's go, sister! -Who?
You are definitely not my sister. Come on.
Please specify the details--
-This is Kombucha, it's fermented tea. -Yeah.
In case anybody thinks he is an alcoholic.
-Yeah. Drinking… -It's actually fermented tea.
We don't do things like that on this show.
-No. -Do we have to speak in Hindi?
-No. -Yeah!
-Both. -Whatever…
Come on, Twinkle.
-We have to speak in Hindi. -Have you both known
-each other since childhood? -But we have guests.
Can you ask the guests questions
-instead of stopping me? -Have you known each other
-since childhood? -But why are you interviewing?
-I just want to know. -Since the beginning,
-you've been trying to take over the show. -Because I just feel they have
great camaraderie. So, I just want to know the roots of it.
-That's actually true. Let's ask them. -No. We've said we are going
to torture you. So, don't try to wiggle your way out of it.
You are being tortured, not her.
But I don't think VD is torturable.
You know what I mean? He'll just turn it around--
I mean, just that acronym…
VD is torturous.
Oh, God!
I think I have such fond memories of both of you…
-from when I was a child. -But why--
From when… I'll slap you!
-But why? I'm going to play that card. -If you say, "From my childhood…"
I'll whack you with that Kombucha bottle.
I remember we went on a banana boat ride once.
-Really? When? -Yeah.
-You, me, Aarav, -When?
-Akshay sir-- -Why do you keep going for boat rides?
It was a boat ride, bro.
-Oh, my God! -It was a banana boat ride.
And my mom was also there.
But I didn't fall on you, right?
-No. -Unlike…
And guess what? The best part of that fall…
You have to see the video, it's hysterical.
I look startled.
I'm like, "It's okay, I fell, but I'm okay now."
V is looking traumatized.
-He was looking like he needed -During My Name Is Khan?
-therapy after that. -No, during Dilwale.
Like he needed a doctor.
He was like, "Is everything okay?"
-On stage, right? -Yes.
Correct! I remember this.
Because you fall very often, right?
-So you are okay with it. -A lot.
-Yeah. I'm okay. -But I remember, whenever--
Even during My Name Is Khan, you fell once.
Whenever I used to fall down,
-Karan used to say-- -And you laughed at me.
-That-- -You have laughed at me, every time.
-No. I didn't laugh. -Don't lie!
He laughs at everyone's misfortunes, clearly.
No, I'm very scared.
Anyway, now you two started out together…
Now it's marriage, babies…
The works, everything!
So, has the vibe between you changed,
or is it still the same? What is it?
-I feel, of course-- -From the first day, I mean,
-you came together. -Yeah.
-It feels like a century has passed. -Yeah.
But actually, just a little over a decade has passed.
But that's also a long time because a lot has happened in that…
-You know, in the time that we've… -Absolutely.
started out.
I think for me it changed obviously when…
Not when you get married, I don't think so much changes.
But obviously, when you get a child, a lot changes in your life.
And she… had Raha first.
So I think at that time, obviously being a man,
I don't think it is possible to understand what a woman goes through
when she has a kid.
So I didn't really get it.
I was obviously excited and emotional for Alia.
But I didn't really get it that this much had changed in her.
Then, after that, when you got pregnant, you felt it?
Then I felt it, yeah! My wife made sure that I feel it.
No. I did feel it. I mean, I'm seeing it firsthand, and then…
Now they… Even then, you can go
-into the delivery room, right? -Yeah.
So, when you see that happening, it's pretty crazy.
It's crazy. I mean, it's a miracle. It's really like…
We were in fact just talking about this.
Like right now, before probably the camera started rolling.
He was like, "Yeah. I feel like you've changed.
But I'm just about understanding that now I'm a father
and it's taken some while.
It happened to you sooner." And stuff…
So, we've changed as individuals, but I feel our dynamic…
If you put us in a room for more than an hour together, we'll go back to…
Just bickering like mice and fighting with each other.
-We saw that already. -Yeah.
So, you have both known each other for so many years.
Name one habit that the other one can call you out on, on camera.
-Habit or a trait? -Trait!
It is supposed to be some sort of bad trait.
I am seeing her after so long.
-I don't want to talk badly about her. -Yes. I'm also meeting him…
I don't feel like saying
-anything bad about you. -I don't remember any bad traits.
-I'm seeing you after so long. -You guys are being too nice,
-You're a mother now. -so we are moving on.
-Yeah. -Swiftly moving on.
Hug each other.
That's sweet.
He said, "I'm not feeling like saying anything bad about you.
You are a mother now."
-Yeah! I don't know… -Come on! That's really sweet!
-It changes… -You know, he's changed after marriage.
-In fact, both of you… -Yeah.
Yeah! After he went into the delivery room, he's changed.
Oh, God! Yeah. That day, I changed.
He is looking at you with completely different eyes.
Yeah. Even I'm feeling it.
-We discussed this. -Yeah.
Now he feels like you are a mother figure.
-Yeah. -Yeah. But you know, he is--
Mother figure… To whom?
-Mother! -Dude!
He used to call me mom
-even before, right? -Yeah.
-Amma. -Amma. Sorry, I said Mom.
He used to call me "Amma!"
Both of you have been married for three to four years now.
Tell me something.
Do you see your partner through rose-tinted glasses, or has
it come to a point where you're like, "Boss, let me put on my beer goggles"?
-Kombucha goggles… -Has reality slapped you?
Yeah. Has reality slapped you?
I won't speak on his behalf.
But I will speak on his behalf.
Because he has known his wife for many years.
They were in school together.
And I think my partner and I also, like…
Ranbir and I have a very natural friendship.
So it was never like a dewy eye or rose-tinted glasses sort of relationship.
There was always a relationship like best friends.
I mean, of course, I married him for a reason
because I think he is wonderful to me and just as a human being.
But 100 percent, the person I love trolling the most is him.
And the person he loves trolling the most is me.
So I think that is a very natural dynamic between two people.
-So that hasn't changed? -No.
I mean, it's changed after we've had a daughter.
Like, it's totally different.
I mean, it's just a… We are a unit now.
It's way more of a unit than it was perhaps before.
And Varun, what about you?
I fell in love with Natasha, I would say maybe, in the fifth
-or sixth grade. -Wow!
Like, when I first saw her on the basketball court the first time.
And then obviously it's like… whatever it was in
school, we are not going to take it too seriously and all…
But I think, when we became friends,
I just found her to be a very kind
and an amazing human being, which I felt I didn't have these traits.
I said, I don't have these traits.
So I always looked up to her for the traits she had as a human being.
-As a human being? -Yes.
So even now, after all these years,
for me, when I just see her playing with Lara…
-Yeah. Same. -it's the most amazing visual.
I just see her… I just stare at her.
And… sometimes she's like, "Stop staring. Even you carry her."
I'm like, "Yeah."
-"Do some work." -Yeah. You do it too.
But I just love seeing her play with Lara.
-I feel like that is love, you know. -Yeah.
It's like heartbreakingly…
-Beautiful. -amazing.
-Beautiful. -You are using the word "love."
And I'm asking you, what does love have to do with marriage?
Do you think it's an integral part?
Does it change?
I think respect is the most integral part.
Because with respect comes all the other great things.
Which is support and love… In whatever form.
Whether it's, you know, affection, physical, or emotional.
But respect for me, I think, is paramount.
The most important thing in a marriage, in a union.
For me, I think it's adaptability.
Because situations and people, they just change.
Like, every now and then, life will just throw a curveball.
Something will change. Something will happen.
Some situations when…
So at that time, each partner has to be able to adapt.
-Sometimes it's going to be her-- -Leaning more toward…
-Carry on. -Sometimes it's her and sometimes it's me.
It's like a see-saw.
-I'm just seeing her. -Are you telling her to learn from me?
-Not at all. -No?
She is a master.
What do you think?
-I'm not a master for sure. -Yeah, what do you think?
It must be… Is it tricky with Singham? Or…
"Tricky with Singham?"
That's not the title of our show.
-Okay. Got you. Tricky with Singham! -It's a good title, though.
-It's a very good title. -Tricky with Singham.
-I like it. -You should ask him.
She does gymnastics. Nothing is tricky for her.
No. Gymnastics would be for you.
"Stunts with Khiladi."
"Tricky with Singham and Stunts with Khiladi."
Sometimes you do everything that--
-See, I told you he is a marketing expert. -Yeah!
-No, they're just names. -"Tricky with Singham
-and Stunts with Khiladi." -Khiladi.
-Yeah. -Fab!
-With Khiladi, I think it's better. -Amazon has its next show.
Yeah.
Everything looks better when you are upside down.
Oh, God!
So seriously, you both grew up in front of the camera.
You're quite media-savvy,
but both of you decided to approach your weddings
in a very different manner.
And decided to go really private. Really quiet.
-With a-- -I got married during COVID.
-Poor chap. -There was the thing
-where only 50 people could come, right? -So, that was the reason?
Listen, my marriage was a very stressful affair
because only 50 people were allowed, and there were a lot of
old people who wanted-- I mean,
-all my older relatives wanted to come. -You didn't want to kill them?
Yeah. Exactly.
I was telling my… My mother and I have never fought so much before.
I was like, "They can't." And my mother was like, "My sister,
my brother. He is your uncle," and so on.
I said, "Mom, it's their health."
But what if something happens to someone?
And the day we were leaving for the function,
Rohit tested positive for COVID.
-Oh, God! -Imagine.
-So then? -So he didn't come?
-No, wait… -He still came?
-Listen, it's like a story of a movie. -Wait, he is still going on.
So then I was like…
"What the hell? I can't get married without my brother."
And Rohit said, "No, you do it without me."
I said, "I can't get married without you. Are you crazy? You have to be there."
And my mother again started crying.
-I think she cried every day. -So sweet!
Every day, someone was getting COVID. She was getting worried and stressed.
Very happy occasion, clearly.
So then we got him retested.
Then we found out that they had swapped his test with another Rohit.
-This is like the script of Judwaa. -But this is real.
-Which Rohit is this? -This happened.
-Some other Rohit -Some other Rohit.
This has happened twice with Rohit.
Once his report came that he has diabetes.
Then we came to know that they swapped his test with my father's test.
My father has had diabetes for ages.
And we were telling him, "Don't have this. Don't drink cold drinks.
You can't have sweet."
And my dad is even telling him, "You don't eat this chocolate."
And that night, we came to know that it was not his test.
-But it's true. It has happened to him. -I'm crying!
I feel that you are responsible for all this.
-You must have done it. -Yes.
But now he is pretty healthy. He's leading a very healthy lifestyle.
-Who? -Rohit.
-For fake lab reports. -But he didn't have diabetes.
No, he didn't, but he could get.
So he has to, like, try and prevent it.
Why would he be healthy? He was healthy even then.
You guys are just throwing him under the bus.
No. He eats a lot of sweets. So…
-This is a hilarious story. -What about you, Alia?
Why did you have such a quiet wedding?
I didn't have the COVID issue.
It's just, again, who we are.
We are homebodies, number one.
We are very socially awkward, number two.
And we are like, "It's our wedding day,
we just want the closest people in our lives with us."
I mean, we didn't want to be attending to somebody.
I just want people to take care of themselves and chill.
And that was just the decision.
We went all over. We were like, "We'll go here first, then there."
In the end, we said, "Listen, we'll go for a holiday,
but this is the place we're going to get married,
and we're going to keep it super chill."
-That's nice. -Yeah.
-It's a sweet-- -No tests were swapped.
And there was no COVID.
Well, Varun, you were the baby of the family,
and your mom has raised two boys.
-So, what was it like when you had… -Tough.
a baby girl? And what did your mom tell you?
Did she tell you, "I've only had two sons, so don't ask me."
What did she say to you?
First, obviously, Niyara came, who is my elder brother's daughter.
I think the whole dynamic changed.
First of all, any Punjabi bad words
that were used in the house stopped.
My father was stopped.
And all the loud sounds
were now only of Niyara crying.
But that was it. I think the house transformed a lot
when Janhvi came in first.
When Rohit got married
and she was the first female energy who came in properly.
Because until then, there were these three boys or men and my mom.
You've counted your dad as a boy?
-Not a boy, I think he is a child. -He is a boy.
My dad is a child, I think.
-He is more of a baby than both of you. -He is the biggest baby.
But I think I personally changed a lot
when I got Joey, my dog. My puppy.
When I got him, I changed. First.
Hold on. You didn't change when you had a baby,
-but when you got a dog? -I changed before that.
-Joey came first. -Because the dog will pee or poop.
-You have to clean all that. -So does the child.
-But the dog came first, right? -The dog came first and then the baby.
So he was prepared when the baby came.
-Okay. -Then I reached the point where
I didn't mind doing anything for Joey.
-I can do anything. -And what about for Lara?
To be honest, I am not just saying this
because we are on camera, to sound cool.
I don't differentiate between them. I can't.
-Between your dog and your child? -So sweet.
It was the first time I had a dog, so I don't…
It was my first time having a puppy.
I've never had… I think the bond that I have with him
is on another level. I don't think I can have it with any
-other living being. -Really?
Yeah. I don't know how.
I feel like that about my dog.
It's the way they look at you.
They look at you, and it doesn't matter if you are fat or thin…
-Exactly. I am very… -Pet parents feel this.
Whatever you are, they accept you and love you.
If all partners wagged their tails when you came home,
-there'd be no divorces. -Not at all.
-I think my wife is so-- -You wag your tail?
When I meet Joey, I wag my tail.
What about you, Alia?
He seems like a part-time dad, and you are like a full-time mom.
Is that true? Are you the one getting up early in the morning?
Yeah, naturally. I think your body clock changes.
You know, when you have a baby, you have to wake up.
Even when I don't want to wake up, she'll come and wake me up.
But I have always been an early-to-bed, early-to-rise kind of girl.
It was not like I was waking up at ten o'clock or eleven o'clock.
I mean, I like… I don't know what to do beyond a certain hour at night.
What do I do? Stay awake and do what?
So I really love sleeping.
And hence, I sleep very early.
Sometimes even at 9:30 p.m.
-I sleep at 9:30 p.m. too. -Wow!
-Really? Wow! -Yeah!
-Me also. -Really?
-It's true. So, guys… -It is.
-It's between 9:30 and 10:00 p.m. max! -9:30 or 10:00 p.m.
I can't tell you how joyful
-I feel when I sleep early. -Exactly.
And I'm like, "I slept before ten. Yes!"
And I'm going to wake up at this time, and I'm like, "Wow! Great!
These many hours of sleep!"
I like my sleep.
But I think for mothers it's different from fathers.
-It is. -Everything is different.
Again, you might say whatever. Ranbir is on the same clock as me.
Like, he might come to bed 30 minutes later.
He is also sleeping early and waking up at the same time.
But there is a very big difference.
It's like women are meant to do so many things.
We are meant to breastfeed, but not have droopy breasts.
We are meant to… Yeah, it's true.
We are meant to feed our children and not eat their leftovers.
But I feel droopy breasts are more about the expectations
women put on themselves
-than what society expects of them. -No. The world expects it.
No. Not really. It's what we put on ourselves.
It's also conditioning, but the world also expects you.
I mean, they expect everyone to go back into, you know, that size-zero shape
-quickly after a baby. -Yeah.
-That's true. -And they judge you otherwise,
and you judge yourself. You are right.
You judge yourself.
I have to tell you this. Actually, quite the opposite happened to me.
Because I remember, after giving birth to Raha,
I actually put on quite a bit of weight.
I didn't actually put on weight, I put on a baby.
And then I delivered my baby,
and I was breastfeeding her.
Breastfeeding apparently burns a lot of calories.
And I was also eating clean.
So, I actually lost a lot of the weight very quickly.
I remember there was a picture of mine that came out,
and they were like, "Oh, my God!" you know…
And the "trolls" were like, "She is done through an unnatural process.
She is not, you know… Why did she have to lose weight so quickly?
It's fine. Take your time, Alia. We get it, you've had a baby."
I actually saw this.
And I was like, "Oh, no! It just happened naturally that way."
But I really liked the idea that people are thinking the opposite way now,
in a way. Maybe a certain section of people.
They say, "You do you… Be whatever size you want to be."
-Nobody really cares. -But I think, to really reach that
place where you don't care about people's opinion,
that would be like real peace.
-So, I don't think anyone… -I am not there as yet.
That's not possible right now.
-I am just saying-- -He definitely hasn't.
Have you reached there? You could've reached there, maybe.
-What? -Do you get affected by what people say?
No, I don't. I genuinely don't.
-You don't… And you? -Yeah.
Sometimes, but then I'll think of something…
-And… -You get…
You get affected by society, I feel. Like, what the society says…
Not at all. Are you crazy?
-Send the bill to us later. -Society does not…
-Send the therapy bill to us later. -does not matter to me.
You, Alia?
-I think it's only… -Little bit. You get a little frazzled.
-I don't get frazzled… It's a wrong word. -You get a bit frazzled.
There are certain things I do not give a damn about.
But for certain things, it's only human to…
-You know-- Give a damn about. -Care about.
And I think it's about you working through those things and…
Like, a little bit of life, a little bit of reading books.
A little bit of… just having not much time to think about it.
You deal with it.
-It's not a big deal-- -Big…
-"It's not a big deal, dude!" -"It's not a big deal."
"Hey, dude."
See. This…
I've not done anything. I have not said anything to you on this show.
-I have been very well behaved. -Okay.
-Then bring on the bad behavior. -For Raha's sake.
Bring on the bad behavior. I want to see how it looks.
He's told us he's going to outshine you.
-We are waiting. -I can't outshine her.
-Natural shiner. -I give my shine to you.
You write a daily email to your baby?
-At least that's what we've heard. -Oh, wow.
-Monthly. -So did you get this idea from
Kuch Kuch Hota Hai?
I was just going to say that.
Does Karan get credit for it?
Not really.
-Sweet. -It was my friend Aarti…
-My friend Aarti or someone -Shetty?
-gave me this idea. -She doesn't have a child.
Somebody said that somebody did this for somebody.
-I think it was Aarti… -Yeah. She must've said…
-It's Kuch Kuch Hota Hai. -I mean, Kuch Kuch Hota Hai…
I am sure it was after Kuch Kuch Hota Hai.
-No, but it's not a… -Rani Mukerji wrote it for…
-junior Anjali. -It's not a daily email.
-It is like a monthly… -Sweet.
Combination of images and, like, stuff that happens.
I am just giving her the pictures and stuff like that.
But I write… One line… "You loved this so much."
And you know… "The only thing I wish for you is to be…"
This… And--
It's like those books, right? Earlier, there were those baby books.
And I have some game plan that I will gift to her
when she is 18. I don't know why. It's…
I mean, maybe she'd demand it from me when she is 13 or 12. I don't know.
-Did your mom do the same? -No.
It's again… I tell you, somebody gave me the idea. Then I was like,
-"Wow! It is a brilliant idea." -No, it's…
Like, you know, earlier you'd get those books with those…
For how long have you been doing it?
Since she was born.
And it's also a way for you to remember.
Because I am always worried that I will forget these moments
if I don't write it down, I won't have a picture.
-You do forget those. -You do forget.
-You forget? -Yeah.
My mom would say this to me. "Mom, why don't you remember
anything about me?" She said, "You'll be surprised.
You forget." And I actually forget.
But they… I have never heard this. I don't know if I should say…
-Like somebody-- -Like women forget
the trauma of childbirth.
-Yeah. -Yeah. Of course.
Have you read some instruction manual before coming on this show?
He is giving all these self-righteous answers.
-We forget the trauma-- -One lady told me this.
One lady told me this that you forget it.
It's true because somebody told me…
Somebody… One of my friends recently asked me,
"Did you do this?" I was like…
"I just can't remember." And it's not like it was so long ago.
I asked my aunt, she said, "Son, it's been so long now.
I have forgotten the pain."
I asked her if she felt any pain back then…
-Asking your aunt… -After 30 years, she obviously has!
No, no, I had asked her if she had taken an epidural.
But why did you ask this to your aunt?
Because… I just wanted to know.
This is prior to Nat's delivery.
-Yeah. -"Did you take an epidural?"
-You also asked me some questions. -I asked you also a lot of…
We are the real experts in parenting.
-Would you like to ask us any questions? -But you are saying you've forgotten.
No. We have children. We are parenting--
-Yeah. -We were talking about childbirth.
Excuse me. My daughter is 22.
-An adult. -I talked to people who are parents.
One parenting tip you'd give another parent.
As a parent, what I will say
is that you just have to accept that
you don't have to give your kids a perfect childhood.
You just do the best you can, within your limitations.
And it doesn't matter what you do… Even if you give them
the best childhood, they will grow up,
go into therapy, and blame you.
So, it's better not to try.
No. Don't say that…
She's not giving you any hope for the future.
-She's not giving you… -But there's no such thing…
-any hope for the future. -as too much love, right?
-Lots of love will always… -Too much love.
That's it. That's all you have to do.
Yeah. "Two much" love.
-"Two much." -Too much love.
-That's marketing. -Too much love.
Okay. One parenting tip you could give.
I'd say… The only parenting tip
I would say is that listen to them.
-That's the only parenting tip. -Superb!
-I will give you. I mean… -That's a great one.
Everything is… Understanding and everything will come later.
But just listen to them.
Even if they are three, they may have something cool because…
My son being like about
eight years old, something like that
and he turned around at one point, and he asked me this.
"How much do you love yourself?"
-Oh! -Wow!
I love myself maybe… like 60 to 70 percent of the time.
The 30 percent is off and on.
-You know, kind of… And he was like, "No." -That's a deep question!
"You have to love yourself 100 percent of the time."
-How old was he? -He was eight.
He has told me lots of… My kids have told me lots of
weird stuff earlier also, but…
-The point is that I heard it. -Yeah.
You know, I am sure that kids say things, and you'll be like
"Kids always do this. They know nothing."
-They have something. -You know, he's looking at it from…
-Wow… -you know, a kid's point of view.
-That's amazing. -So… Yeah.
That's beautiful.
-That's my only parenting tip. -Nice.
You need any tips for your dog?
No. Dog is good… Dog is…
-He's so-- -He's very…
I feel, instinctively, whenever anything is up with them
I know what to do. I don't know why.
I just know this would be the right thing to do, or this is what he needs.
I really discovered your dynamics with Joey on this show.
-Yeah. -Quite cute.
Tell me something. Which scene, in any movie, you have done
you'd want your kids to never see?
-Never see? -Never see.
I think something from Badlapur.
Yeah. There is a scene between Huma and me, which is a bit
too violent, I feel. I would not want her to see.
But there's a shot in Citadel,
which I did, which I would not like her to see. Which is like a…
-Bare… -Bare body?
Kind of. Not bare… The other side.
-Whatever. -Bare-chested.
My favourite is… I can't… I didn't like it when I saw that film
but I keep rewatching it.
-Which one? -Mela.
-Roopa. -It's her favorite.
-Roopa. I love Roopa. -Shake on it…
You know, I can't stop watching it.
In my defense, that's not my voice. All that…
-It's not my voice. -Oh, my God!
-You've seen it? -Yes. Of course.
-Shake on it. -But I didn't know--
No, because they thought I was not…
Being dramatic enough. They got it dubbed by some person
who has asthma, and that was it.
This is a club.
I can't--
It's definitely a performance because you are nothing like Roopa.
-No… -You became Roopa…
I did not become anything.
I quit the business because I had to become Roopa.
-There was Roopa, and there was a peacock. -"Today, Roopa shall dance."
But more than becoming Roopa
I almost became a Kapoor because of her father-in-law.
-Why? What happened? -On my birthday
he tweeted very, very generously
"Oh, you know… when you were in your mother's stomach
I serenaded her." So everybody thought that
I was his illegitimate daughter.
-Wow! -And he got trolled,
and then he had to clarify. "No. I am so sorry."
"But I am so sorry."
Please take a close-up of Alia's expression!
-It's brilliant. -I am not your sister-in-law.
-It was a mistake. -What…
She doesn't know how to react.
-But, you know, Rishi uncle was always… -I loved him.
Too cool. I mean…
Our first movie. He was in Student Of The Year.
I remember there was this football sequence with me and Sid.
And he was having a problem with the amount of gel on our hair.
He was saying, "What is this? Your hair does not move.
Come hail or storm, your hair won't move.
You are playing football. Your hair should move."
So then he came and touched my hair. There was a lot of gel.
He touched it, and he said, "What is this? What have you put?
Karan, just come here. His hair should move."
So Karan said, "Yeah. It should move. Move your hair."
So, I am like, "There's gel on it."
"Remove the gel. Remove it. I won't do the shot."
We didn't do the shot until I didn't remove my gel.
Actually, I spent a lot of time with him
when we were doing Kapoor & Sons.
The movie that we did together.
And this… That time, I was not dating Ranbir or anything.
But we used to just hang out every evening.
He had the most wonderful stories to tell.
-He was a great storyteller. -Great…
He used to love hanging out. "Come on, guys."
After the shoot, just sit and, you know, chill and have dinner together.
That ambiance was just… Just too good. Like, I really…
I really miss him. I think he… And especially his dynamic with Raha.
Whenever people look at me, they are like,
"Raha is a mini Rishi Kapoor and Alia Bhatt."
-Put together. -So cute.
-So sweet. -And she really has like…
There is some energy of his that I feel she depicts from time to time.
-Wow! -It's quite--
That will be interesting to watch when she grows up.
Grows up. Yeah…
Scary but yeah…
But Alia, don't you have--
You come from your own very long Mahesh Bhatt legacy.
The Bhatt clan. You got married into
the Kapoor clan, who have their own
very… like, strong legacy as such.
Did you ever think about it?
Or what does your dad have to say about that?
Again, I feel when you are so internally into it…
Like when the relationships are so personal
you don't really look at it from a
professional perspective.
You know, like which legacy you are going into.
I think that only comes when you know
we celebrated 100 years of Raj Kapoor.
I think at that moment, I was like "Oh, my God," you know…
Raj Kapoor is Raha's great-grandfather.
That link, I actually, realized only then.
When you are very involved in it, very personal…
-You are always proud of it. -Of course, you are proud of it.
-You are proud of it-- -You never thought about it?
You never, like, sat down and thought about it
or you have a discussion that, you know…
"Dad, I am going to be, you know, getting married into this--
The Kapoor family." Never thought about it.
-Never talked about it. -I, actually…
My father and I talked about me being in love once.
That was the one and only time we spoke.
I want to know the advice he has given.
Imitate him. She does a great imitation.
-No! Guys… -Yes!
-I don't remember. -Just do a proper imitation.
-Yeah. -Do what imitation!
-I don't want to do-- -What is the advice he gave you?
He didn't give me any advice.
He just…
I was like "I think I am in love."
He said, "I see it in your eyes, my child.
I see it in your eyes."
And then he was picking me up or dropping me back home.
One of them and Ranbir came to pick me…
Dropping me to Ranbir's house. Something like that was happening.
He's like, "Call him down. I want to meet him."
And then Ranbir came down and he did this to him…
Come. He did this.
Ranbir was like…
And that's it. That was the moment. There was no advice. Nothing.
He said, "I see it in your eyes.
I have seen that look before, and I am really happy for you."
-Oh, that's nice. -So sweet.
-But in Indian families-- -I can't imagine that happening today.
With like Ranbir and Raha, like…
-Of course-- -He'll be
kicking any boy who comes to the house.
They are territorial in the beginning, I think… dads. Then they get used to it.
I can't imagine that. Can you imagine that happening
with Lara? She is one.
If Joey found a mate, he'd have a problem.
No. Joey, I want to, in fact. I'm looking for one.
-Looking for a match, an alliance. -I mean, an alliance…
Why don't you put it out there?
Say it on this show now.
If there is a Beagle from a good family, I'd be willing to…
-let them meet. -Please send your resume.
-Get a natal chart of the Beagle. -Yeah. Send it.
Time to play "This Side, That Side."
I mean, don't look so confused, Alia.
It's basically, we throw you a prompt, and then if you agree with it,
you go to the green light, if you don't agree
-you go to the red light. -Green light. Red light.
But you have to pick a side. Okay?
-There is no grey area in between. -You have to pick!
-Don't be diplomatic. -You don't be diplomatic.
You are Mahesh Bhatt's daughter. Don't forget.
I am not. How can I forget something like that?
-Okay. Let's go. -Come on.
Did you…
Animals… If animals could talk, cats would be the rudest.
-I agree. -Yes, I agree.
-I totally agree. -I like dogs.
I agree.
-And I like Joey. -Yeah.
What the hell!
Why do people have this misconception about animals…
-Sorry, about cats… -Cats.
-That cats are rude. Why? -They are not rude.
-They are a lot like us. -Yeah.
-They are a lot like us. -Great sense of humor.
But they are ruder than the rest of the animals.
I think, you know what, they are just very real.
That's too much for people to take.
-Oh… -Okay, fine. We give you that.
-Alright. Take it as a consolation. -Good one.
Okay. Good one.
Staying friends with an ex is a red flag.
-No. -Absolutely not.
Yes.
What!
-There's-- -I mean, if we didn't stay friends
with all our exes, we wouldn't have any friends.
Not with all exes, some exes are crazy.
So you should not stay in touch.
-I have a story, that's why. -Okay. Please tell the story.
I was kind of asked for money by one ex.
-Are you sure it was an ex? -Let's get out.
It was an ex.
-Not all exes-- -You asked for the money
to leave you or stay with you?
Just that one ex is a red flag, but you don't become one.
I gave her a little money, but then I can't keep giving…
-You gave her money. -Oh, my God!
-She asked for it. She needed it. -Okay, we need to move on from this.
I am not sure if this was a girlfriend.
I think we are talking about a professional.
-Yeah, okay. -No, no. She was an ex…
It's fine to fall for someone your friend dated in the past.
-No. Absolutely not. -No.
-Absolutely not. Even I have boundaries. -Sisterhood before sex.
-Hey, it's in the past. -No…
-There are some boundaries-- -Boundaries. Yeah…
-Yeah. See. I agree. Good one. -I disagree.
I think, VD. You should quickly come and stand here.
Why? I have not dated any friend's--
You're being very hypocritical right now.
Come and stand here right now.
Are you… Are you just lying?
No. I am not. I am trying to remember, I don't know what she is…
-Are you copying Alia? -I have not dated a friend's ex.
Yeah. Okay. I mean… It's very grey.
-This conversation. -I think it's pretty white.
Open relationships are the future… You want to be the host?
See. Honestly, I feel the way the world is moving--
I think it's too much. I want to stay here.
I feel the way the world is… But let me go there.
-Open relationships are the future? -Open relationships are.
-I think Alia and I will take this-- -Intellectually, I agree.
Emotionally, I don't want to.
-We are in the middle of this. -No…
I don't want to give my opinion because I think to each his own.
Okay. Clearly, for them, open relationships
are not the future.
Actors work harder than most nine-to-five employees.
-Oh, my God… -That's not true.
nine-to-five employees are the ones
working and buying our tickets. So I am going…
-Yeah. I… -Very good answer, Varun.
-Yeah. -I disagree completely with you guys.
-Actors work harder.
Actors work damn hard.
-You're killing it on this show! -No. They do. They genuinely do.
They have… And I have seen my mom doing it.
I have done it. I have seen Ajay doing it
and I have seen Akshay doing it as well.
-I feel-- -Everyone works hard.
-Exactly! -Varun, you come back here.
-I feel everyone works hard. -Everyone works hard.
Hard work is the bare minimum
-that we have to do as individuals. -You can't go there.
-I feel there are… -Varun, come back here.
-Let him go. He'll get cancelled. -There are certain…
There are certain actors like Aamir Khan and Hrithik Roshan.
They work very hard.
-Basically, you are adding yourself-- -They work too hard, man!
-And you also mean yourself. -No… I am not sure.
-I am sorry. -Everyone works hard.
-No. One second.
Everyone works hard. I completely agree with you.
But our job never ends!
-But I just feel… -Our job is very easy.
The physical and mental aspect of it
is a lot more. Either they are doing a mental job
-or they are doing physical. For us… -No, they are doing…
its mental and physical.
Babe, you have someone holding an umbrella…
You have someone giving you water. You have someone giving…
-Come back, come back. -I feel everyone…
-Nobody gave me any water today. -We are very privileged.
Okay. So now, since we have divided, conquered, and confused
everybody, let's return to sanity.
As if we had any in the first place.
Sit.
-Oh, you all have exchanged-- -Again, she is sitting on the pillow.
-I am sitting on a pillow. -Okay. Fine.
Even I am going to sit on a pillow now. Since you are sitting on pillows.
-Can we sit on a pillow? -We can do with the height.
-I mean, yeah… -That's true.
This must've hassled you a bit, but I believe, when you are on the set
you are absolutely calm, nothing fazes you.
How do you handle difficult sets, temperamental directors,
bizarre requests… I had a director once who asked me
that… "What would you say if I told you to do a Mandakini?"
And I actually told him, "I would say you are not Raj Kapoor".
So how do you handle all of this? What's the most bizarre thing
a director asked you to do, and how did you handle it?
Never had that moment yet.
In fact, I feel like the chaos is what calms me. I feel like I am very…
When there is chaos, power cuts, and all on the set…
I love that, and I am definitely not zen.
She's cried on sets multiple times.
-When have I cried? -She has screamed at people.
-If she is hungry and you don't do a… -What! Okay, he's lying.
lunch break at the right time, she's got pissed off also.
-Which… -"Tamma Tamma" when we did that…
Remember that…what was that statue challenge? What was that?
-Freeze. -Yeah. There was a challenge like that.
And she cried because she thought Bosco was taking more takes of mine.
-Did this happen? -Yeah, it did.
Alia, why are you denying it? You won a
-national award, right? -The zen expression on her face is fab.
Continue.
-Her zen expression… -Zen, babe…
She's gasping. She doesn't know what to do with him.
-You didn't get upset? -Yeah, I got upset.
I forgot why I got upset.
Because you thought they were favoring me more.
-No, VD. -Alia, come on.
That's not true.
I don't think that's what happened.
I think what happened was
I was not getting the moment
and I felt like I was not getting the right direction.
Hence, I was vulnerable
and feeling underconfident, and that's why I cried.
-And the reasoning… -I like this answer! Yes!
-Very impressive. -I have never
screamed at anybody on set. I have screamed at you
for…
Everyday?
I have screamed at you because you are very nudgy with me.
-Oh… -Nudgy?
What does nudgy mean?
Nudgy as in nudge me in the wrong direction
and I feel like he really irks me.
I would get irked and scream at him.
But in a very friendly banter sort of way.
-But, I didn't… -And, yes, I did cry for food once.
-That you have very publicly-- -You have cried for food 500 times.
Not 500 times. One time when there were cheese balls on the menu.
She scratched me once also.
-Oh, God! The claws are just coming out. -You don't like each other?
They are asking the truth…
Zen? You are not zen.
So we agree that you are not zen on set.
But did you feel anywhere that you have gone,
traveled somewhere, where you have said that yes
this memory will make your moment?
I feel, for me, Masai Mara.
-I love… It's like. -Wow!
I just… I could like stay there for like
days and days. Just being around like animals…
The Green everywhere.
It's one of my most, like…
precious places to go to, and I can't wait to take Raha there.
-You haven't taken her as yet. -Not yet.
There is an age requirement one has to meet, and I am waiting for that.
Okay. Now you can speak, Varun.
-He has zipped… -He has zipped…
Oh! Okay…
I feel Maldives.
Like, I just like seeing the beach and the sea.
But, actually, go to place for me
when I want to just de-stress, is the sauna.
-Recovery. Ultimate recovery. -Yeah. Recovery.
You both have little girls at home.
What advice would you give them about how they should manage
themselves and the world around them?
Just be yourself, and the world will deal with it.
You don't have to pretend to be anything else or anyone else.
Be kind, of course. That is paramount.
I think once the kindness comes, everything will just flow.
I think… what is the most important thing to tell your daughter
is that she has to be financially independent.
-Yeah. Well said. -You can be as progressive but
unless you are financially independent,
you have to toe the line drawn by the hand that signs the check.
-But I like this. -I feel like--
-That's very important. -I feel kids learn by example,
and she'll see…
-Her parents… Her mother, father… -Great…
Being a certain way. Her grandparents, my mother…
You know, my mother-in-law. My sister…
She'll see… Has a certain version of women in her life, in general.
-And I think she'll just be that. -Yeah.
-Actually, the advice I would give her… -No advice.
I would give Lara is… "Listen to your mother. She knows best."
-Actually. -That's a very good piece of advice.
When Nysa sees you working, you know, constantly
-and such a good role model. -Yeah.
She may not appreciate it on certain days, but yeah…
-I hope she'll get it eventually. -That's hard, though.
No matter what age, whatever age your kids are at,
it's still hard to leave them and go to work and stuff?
-Yeah. -Absolutely. Absolutely.
-Guilt is like that aunt… -Guilt is something
-that you're constantly living with. -Yeah.
-It's like a burden on your back.
Wherever you go, you carry it.
Since now we've had so much fun here.
-So, please come and cycle away. -Cycle.
It's time for the Oppo Game On, "Blend It."
And we have these cute bicycles for you here
with these blenders.
We will ask you some simple movie-related questions
while you cycle, and if you get it right
you get a nice ingredient added.
-And if you don't get it right… -Then you get some awful ingredients.
-Chili, egg, onions… -But we have to drink it?
Yes, in the end, you have to drink it.
So, the person with the most correct answers wins,
and it's in your hands to decide if this juice will be the result of your
hard work, or the punishment for your mistakes.
Should we just get on the bike?
-Let's begin. -Okay.
And the question is…
Brad Pitt and Sohail Khan have done two different movies
with the same name. What is the name of the movie?
A. Fight Club. B. Krishna Cottage.
C. Oceans Eleven. D. Maine Dil Tujhko Diya.
-A. Fight Club. -Fight Club.
-You've both won. -Both get…
-Nice ingredient. -Nice ingredient.
-Peanut butter? -Yeah.
Next. Which of these is not a villain from the movie Gunda?
Ibu Hatela, Bulla, Lamboo Aata, Khajoor Ghotala.
-Khajoor Ghotala. -Lamboo Aata.
-He's right? -You get a bad ingredient.
-Oh, no! -You get a good ingredient!
Put egg whites.
Egg whites, I can't do, I'll put the whole egg.
I'm definitely not drinking that.
Which international supermodel's photo was used to play
Dev Anand and Aditya Pancholi's dead mother in Awwal Number?
A. Cindy Crawford. B. Kendall Jenner.
C. Naomi Campbell. D. Kate Moss.
-A. Cindy Crawford. -Cindy Crawford.
Yes, you both win.
Well done. Chocolate chips.
-Some dates. -Mine is okay till now.
Yeah, it's not so bad.
We might have to put some liquid in this eventually.
Okay, which of these is a fake movie?
Cincinnati Bublaboo.
Hello, Hum Lallan Bol Rahe Hai.
Howrah Bridge Ke Neeche Latakti Hui Laash.
Or Khooni Dracula.
Hello, Hum Lallan Bol Rahe Hai.
-Cincinnati Babloo Bubloo. -That's a…
-Both of you are wrong. -Wrong!
-Yes! -I'm going to put some lime juice.
-Potato chips are okay? -Yeah.
-Potato chips. -But we'll need some milk to…
-Potato chips is a good thing. -Nobody is drinking this, guys.
I'm not drinking this.
There's no chance this is going in my body.
Which Himesh Reshammiya song was banned from a village
because apparently whoever listened to it
got possessed by an evil spirit?
-Really? -A. "Aashiq Banaya Aapne."
B. "Jhalak Dikhla Ja."
C. "Soniye." And D. "Hookah Bar."
"Soniye"?
-"Hookah Bar." "Soniye" is from Raaz. -I don't know why I "Soniye".
-It's from Raaz. -It's so stupid.
-It's not a nice answer. -"Hookah Bar."
You're both wrong. It is "Jhalak Dikhla Ja."
You're getting…
-Oh, God! -Okay, now you're getting…
I think we'll put some of this. Some more onions.
Yuck!
Name the meal in Ajay Devgn's movie Drishyam
that becomes a pivotal plot point?
I know.
Pav bhaji, vada pav, samosa pav, bhajiya pav.
-Pav bhaji. -Well done!
-You've not said anything. -I gave her the answer.
So, you win. Curd.
It's not like it's going to taste nice with curd now.
-It's disgusting. -What is this?
-Honey. -Yeah, put honey.
Thank you for being such a good sport.
-Thank you. -Now you have to drink it.
Now you've participated in this game.
-Be a good sport. -Pouring it. Here.
Oh, my God.
And now we have a prize for the winner.
Oh, wow.
The winner is Varun Dhawan.
I'm so…
I'm so touched to get this. Thank you, guys.
We're going to commemorate this moment
by giving an expression that exemplifies…
Too much!
-We do a "Two much" expression. -This was…
Too much!
-Thank you so much! -This was lots of fun.
-Thank you. -Thank you.
Thank you so much for having us.
You do too much talking, we'll do too much walking.
-Bye. -Bye, see you guys.
Yes.
Do you think they had fun?
I don't know. Why wouldn't they?
-It was too much. -Too much. Yeah. Bye!
-Let's go home. -Let's go.
Please welcome…
-The Khiladi… -And the Anadi.
Do you remember the step?
No, please don't!
You can't break our circle.
You should be happy. You might find an oil well.
In my opinion, this show should be called Two Cheetahs.
I had given a lot of flop movies, so she didn't want to.
-You've always given a fuss. -I have--
Today, we finally have that guest on our couch
who has had a bath in her bathroom.
Me?
Some astrologer predicted
that you would marry Twinkle.
Why don't you go ahead and say it?
-You say it. -It's your interview.
-It's not mine. It's yours. -But it's your astrologer!
Every husband should be a very good listener.
Or look like a good listener.
I must say, very deep!
I was stabbed in the leg,
and there was blood everywhere.
Taimur looked at me upstairs
and asked, "Are you going to die?"
And I said, "No, I don't think so."
You are a real hero. on't think so."