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\h\h- [Sweet Tooth] And that, my friend,
is why I wipe back to front.
Puppy wanna help?
[electricity crackling] \h\h\h\h\h\h\h[yelping]
\h\h\h\h\h\h- Yes! Yes! Yes, puppy wanna help!
\h\h\h\h\h\hPuppy wanna help! - Yeah, that's a good bitch.
[grunting]
- Did you kill all these guys?
\h\h- Yeah. I mean, he did most of it.
\h- Hey, now, you nicked that nerdy one over there
\h\hin the thigh meat. Probably hit an artery.
\h\hGranted, I had to finish him off,
\h\h\hbut I mean, all that wailing.
I mean, drama queen! \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYeah.
\h\h\h\h\h\hHey, don't worry. You'll get there. I know it.
- Yeah.
- Here, catch! \h\h\h[winces]
There's a good boy. \h\h\h\h\hHoo-hoo!
\h\hNow load up the rest. - Please, just let me go.
\hI-I told you everything that I know about Stone.
- Bad doggy! No speak! \h\h\h\h\h[whimpering]
Ah, I'm out of ammo. \hGotta fill this up.
You keep an eye on him.
- You know that psychopath's \h\h\hnot your friend, right?
- Oh, and you are?
You sold me out to Stone \hfor a pat on the head.
\hYou couldn't give two fucks about me.
\h- I give more than two fucks about you!
I'm so sorry, Stu, \hbut I was wrong,
and you are wrong about that clown.
\hHe's gonna kill a lot of people,
\h\h\hmaybe even us. - No, he's not Stone.
Sweet Tooth listens to me. \h\h\h\hWe're "S" brothers.
Both of our names \hstart with "S."
- Oh, my god.
- Look, it-it's like \h\ha bonding thing.
- Stu, I've known you since \hwe were chucking crayons
at Carter Delauro's head \h\h\h\hin second grade.
This isn't you.
\h\h\h\h[grunting] - Shut the fuck up.
Load up those bombs.
\h- Ah, I dropped a few kidney stones in there.
I gotta drink \hmore water.
Something wrong, boys? \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Nope.
\hWe're just talkin' about shootin' stuff
and killing things.
- And-and tits. \h\h- Titties.
- Well, my plan has two out \hof three of those things,
unless the tits \h\h\hare ours.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- You know, Stone thinks we're dead.
\h\h\h\h\hWe could go anywhere in the world
if we want to \hright now.
What if we, I don't know, \h\h\h\hstart over maybe?
\h- Nah. I got a better idea.
\h\hOh, you look phenomenal, like chips off the old block.
Harold, open wide!
Stubert, would you \h\hdo the honors?
I'll say when.
♪
- You're an idiot, \h\h\h\h\hJohn Doe.
- Where the hell even am I \h\h\h\h\h\h\hon this map?
Is that a vagina?
[gasps]
[tires squealing]
Ah, fuck.
Fuck you, doe!
\h\h\h\h\h- [John Doe] Where is this package?
Shit.
Goddamn it, Quiet.
Aw, fuck me.
\h\h\h\h\hCome on, you piece of shit.
I know you got some juice. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hCome on.
\h\h[engine sputters] Come on. God damn it.
[radio static]
[grunting]
- What am I doing?
What the fuck am I doing?!
\h\h\h\h\h[sighs] Partners, my ass.
What's the next move?
I just show up in San Francisco \h\h\h\h\hand knock on the gate
\h\hand be like, "Hey, what's up?
\h\h"Remember that dillweed you hired to do that thing?
\h\h\h"Well, he died in a fiery explosion,
"but I'm here." \h\h\h\h\hFuck!
[tires squealing]
\h\h\h\hGo ahead, asshole! Easiest kill of your life!
\h\h- Uh, you okay? - Do I look okay?!
- Damn, that milkman \h\h\hdid you wrong.
It just goes to show,
\hyou never know where you stand with someone
'til push comes \h\h\hto shove.
\h\h\hReminds me of my ex, Tasha.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hThe two of us used to love jackin' people,
scavenging, having fun.
We were thick \has thieves.
\h\h\h- It sounds like you were just thieves.
- Yeah. Then she left me \h\h\hfor her true love.
\h\h- Mm, John had someone else, too.
- Oh, let me guess. Blonde, huge cans,
\h\hcurves in all the right places,
and a big old donk,
firm yet pillowy at the same time?
- That's very specific, \h\h\h\h\hMark, but no.
It was a 2002 Subaru. \h\h\h\h\h\h- Kinky.
Not that I'm judging,
seeing as how Tasha \hleft me for meth.
\h\h\hLoved that beautiful blue crystal so much it killed her.
Now she's up in heaven doing \hangel dust with baby Jesus.
Our nest broke up \hnot soon after.
- I'm sorry.
Um, you know, since we're being honest,
that whole vulture nest thing \h\h\his really fuckin' dumb.
- Do you think I like wearing \h\h\htires in my spare time?
No. It's impractical \h\h\h\has all hell,
but if you wanna be a vulture, \hyou gotta stick to the theme.
\h\h- Mm. - And me?
\h\h\hI'm a vulture, through and through.
\h\h\h\h\h- Come on, Mark, I thought we were bonding.
- Yes, we shared a moment, \h\h\h\hand it was lovely.
\h\h\hYou're a great person, but that's not gonna stop me
from taking that fancy backpack \h\h\h\h\h\hyou're so keen on.
I know it's worth \h\h\hsomething.
So hand it over.
- Fine, you want it?
Go get it.
\h- Now that's just childish.
[squelching]
\h\h\h\h- Tasha, I'm comin', baby.
[horn blaring]
- Need a lift?
[giggling]
[engine revving]
- How'd you know \hI was out here?
- We didn't.
\h\h\h\h- Here. These'll help.
- Hey. I'm so happy \hI could find you.
\h\h\h\h\h\hI figured you'd follow the map.
\h\h\h\hSorry for everything I put you through out there.
I made a mistake. - Where's Evelyn?
- She didn't make it.
- Cool. So it was \hworth it then.
- One is squirrel, \h\hone is opossum.
Didn't know which one you preferred, so...
Figure we could do \h\h\ha taste test.
Talked to the chef.
\hHe said the opossum is real tender today.
He likes to take herbs and spices
\h\hand stuff 'em in the gut pouch.
[smacks lips]
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[clatters] - Goddamn, Quiet, don't do that.
\h\h\h\h\h\hSquirrels don't grow on trees.
\hI mean, they do kinda, but still gotta hunt 'em,
\h\h\hand they're hard little fuckers to hit.
So I got good news \h\h\hand bad news.
What do you want first?
- Good news. \h- Bad news.
- Okay, glad to see you're \h\hboth on the same page.
I'm a glass-half-empty gal, \hso let's start with bad.
Stone's men fell back \h\h\h\h\hto the dam
ever since the clown \htook out his bases.
\h\h\h\h\h- Sweet Tooth? He still kicking around?
\h\h- He's got Stone all hot and bothered.
He basically just pissed \h\h\hin a hornet's nest.
So getting to New San Francisco \h\h\h\h\h\h\hthrough the dam,
it ain't gonna work.
But now the good news,
\h\h\h\h\hI heard tell of another way through.
\h\h\hThere's a hole in Stone's blockade.
It's a night's drive \h\h\h\h\hfrom here.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI mean, the lawmen on the road,
they're not gonna make \hyour trip any easier,
\h\h\h\hbut at least you won't be walking
\h\h\hright into Stone's kitchen.
And we can get you close,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hbut after that I'm taking the convoy north.
\h\h\h\h\hWe don't want any part in this fight.
\hSo if you want to get through,
\h\h\h\h\hyou're gonna need one motherfucker of a car.
- It sounds like we have our work cut out for us.
- So there's a we now. \h\hGet this straight.
\h\h\hThe only reason I haven't thrown you
\h\hout of the back of this fucking rig
\h\his because I want inside.
\h\h\h\h\hI want a new life, a life where I don't have to
look at your fucking face \h\hevery goddamn minute.
- Good talk.
\h- My Cattle.ther He had a huge herd,
hundreds of animals.
Cattle, they're delicious, \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hof course.
Cheeseburgers, \h\h\hwhatnot.
\h\h\h\hBut you know what else they are?
They're dumb.
If you leave a gate open,
\h\hthese stupid assholes will just wander through,
\heat your crops, destroy property,
shit all over \hthe place.
Hell, they'll even shit on each other.
\h\h\h\h[laughing] Like I said, dumb.
Like Carl!
But my grandfather \h\halso had dogs,
strong, proud, fierce.
A dog can control \h\hthese beasts,
move 'em from pasture \h\h\h\h\hto pasture.
\h\h\h\h\hA stray runaway, they bring that stray back.
\hThey were in control.
Now we have strays \h\h\hin our herd.
The mute, the milkman, \h\h\h\h\hthey defy us!
\hThis is our land! These are our roads!
\h\h\hWe're the dogs; we control the herd!
\hWe will never go back to the way things were.
\h\hNever! Am I right?
[cheering]
[wincing]
Bababooey.
- Don't worry, baby, you're in good hands.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hThankfully, this isn't my first time.
I just need to check your eyeballs, okay?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Come on, you stupid motherfucker.
[scoffs]
Oh, Tasha.
\h\h\h\h\hI bet you hated all these fucking songs.
I'm so sorry.
[horn honking]
[groans] [clatters]
- Can you grab that \h\h\h\h\h\hfor me?
- You have hands.
- Yeah, and both of 'em are \hdeep in this car's guts.
So can you just pass it \h\h\h\hto me, please?
- I would love to.
\h\h- Goddamn it! I said I'm sorry.
What else do you \h\hwant from me?
- Um, for you to eat shit \h\h\h\hand kiss my ass.
- So should I eat shit before \h\hor after I kiss your ass?
'Cause the order \h\h\h\hmattres.
Just want to make sure \h\hI'm doing it right.
Come on, talk to me.
\h\h\h\h\h\h- Why? It doesn't matter.
- Of course it matters.
- Fucking bullshit.
\h\h\h\h\hIf it mattered, you would've come with me
instead of choosing to stay \h\h\h\hwith a fucking car.
You told me we were partners \h\h\hin this, but we're not.
I'm a passenger riding shotgun.
- Quiet...
- You got something snappy \h\h\h\h\hto say now, John?
You gonna tell me how wrong I was?
When I watched that fireball \h\h\h\hexplode in the woods,
I thought you were \h\h\hfucking dead.
\h\hI thought I'd lost you.
And I'm so fucking tired \h\h\h\hof losing people.
And you knew that, John, \h\hand you didn't care.
'Cause you don't care about anyone but you.
[hissing]
[clatters]
Tire's got a leak.
♪
[rumbling]
[sighs]
- That was supposed \hto be a surprise.
Figured you'd like \hthe easy access.
\hBut if you don't, I can take it out,
\h\hand you can use it for whatever you want.
- No, it's fine. \h\h\hI like it.
[door shuts]
- Quiet...
I fucked up.
Evelyn has been my home for 20-something years.
\h\h\hBefore her, I just felt cold.
Alone.
\h\h\h\h\hAnd I promised myself I'd never feel like that again.
\h\h\hSo losing her meant I would go back to being
that same sad-ass \h\h\hlittle boy.
But that's not even what hurt the most.
Look, in the past \h\h\h\hten days
\h\h\h\h\h\hwe've fought, tried to kill each other,
did interesting things to each other's bodies
in a ball pit.
I can't imagine day 11 \h\h\h\h\hwithout you.
I'm better with you.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI think maybe you're better with me, too.
I know what I did \h\h\hwas shitty.
And I'm sorry.
\h\h\h\h\hI don't have to be in the driver's seat all the time.
I want to be \h\ha partner
\h\h\hif that's still a thing.
\h\h\h- It was pretty shitty.
\h\h\h- It was the shittiest.
[crashing, tires squealing]
\h\h\hDamn, girl, you gonna jump up on it already. Ow!
\h\h- Come on, man, something's wrong.
[alarm blaring]
- [Trucker 1] Drive-by! \h\h\hWe're taking fire!
- It's the law. \h\h\hGet down!
[gunfire]
\h- [Trucker 2] We have casualties in rig four!
- [Trucker 3] We need a medic on rig eight!
- [Trucker 4] I need backup now! Move it!
\h- Some piece of shit lawman killed three of our drivers.
We're about to make it \h\h\h\hmore than even.
If I were you, I would get \h\h\hsome better artillery
than them dinky pea-shooters \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\heveryone had.
Looks like she's got \h\h\hthe right idea.
\h\h\h- This one. It speaks to me.
- Yeah, it speaks \h\h\hto me, too.
\h\h\h\hIt says, "I'm too heavy."
- The car can handle it, \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hdickhead.
- It's about balance.
We have weapons, armor, \hspeed, and handling.
\hToo much of one, you lose the other.
Car's too heavy, \h\h\hlow speed,
sluggish handling.
So if we're gonna add \h\h\h\h\hany weight,
I say we add armor.
- If you're fast enough, \h\h\h\hit won't matter.
- Did you just give me \h\h\h\h\ha compliment?
- I said if.
[background chatter]
- Oh, hello. \h[knocking]
\hI can't believe Watts just had this shit laying around.
Do you know how rare \hballistic glass is?
\h\h- It's a windshield, you fucking dork. Relax.
\h\h\h\hYou're acting like you just got your first BJ.
\h\h- This shit is bulletproof!
And when I got \hmy first BJ,
\hI was very nice, I'll have you know.
I even said thank you.
\h\h- I bet you had to say please, too.
How do you know how to do \hall this stuff anyway?
- Mnh, you just try \hdifferent pieces
\h\h\h'til you find the one that fits.
- That doesn't make \h\h\h\hany sense.
Somebody had to teach you \h\h\h\h\hhow to do this.
- Some things come natural, like breathing or driving.
- No, it's not natural.
You have to be taught \h\h\h\hhow to drive.
- Nuh-unh. \h- Uh-huh.
- Nuh-unh.
- Babies don't know \h\h\hhow to drive.
Think about that.
I think it's done.
- Here's the moment \h\h\h\h\hof truth.
[engine starts, revs]
[chuckling]
\h\h\hWhat do you want to name her?
- Pfft, I don't know, I mean, how did you decide on Evelyn?
- Mnh-mnh, she just felt \h\h\h\h\hlike an Evelyn.
And I found a license plate \h\h\h\hthat said "Evelyn."
- Okay, thief.
\h\hI don't know, this hunk of junk
feels like...
Roadkill.
- Roadkill. I love it.
[chuckling]
I wish we had \hsome tunes.
- Oh.
\h- Oh, no, not a mix.
\hNo, that's like Russian roulette.
- Come on.
For Tasha.
["Epic" by Faith No More \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hplaying]
- You got lucky.
\h\h\h\hOkay, Watts, we're ready to roll.
♪ You want it all ♪
♪ But you can't \h\h\hhave it ♪
- I think we're ready \h\hto fuck shit up.
- Oh, there's a "we" now.
Look, if we don't make it-- \h\h\h\h\h- Fuck that shit.
San Francisco or bust, \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hbaby.
♪ It's it ♪
♪ What is it ♪
♪ It's it ♪
\h\h- So this is Stone's blockade.
Girthy.
[metal creaking]
- I don't see any lawmen. \h\hMaybe they all left.
- A car graveyard, not creepy at all.
- Huh, "resisted."
- What'd you say?
- What? I'm just saying \hwhat they're saying.
- Stone's here.
- What?
[gunshot]
- Why'd we stop?
[flare firing]
[engine starts and revs]
\h\h- I'm gonna make truck nuts out of your ballsack, milkman!
[laughing]
[engines revving]
- Gotta hand it to the guy, \h\h\hhe's got good traps.
- A little help? \h- We're on it.
\hUh, baby, things aren't looking so good out here.
You ready?
- The wind's about to change \h\h\h\hin our favor, Amber.
A twister's coming.
♪
[upbeat jingle playing]
[whistling] \h[giggling]
[laughing]
\h\h\h\h\h- I'm so sick of that fucking clown!
- It's time, Stu. \h\hLight 'er up.
[laughing]
[growling, laughing]
Time to play.
♪
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