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- [Blonde Girl] \h\hOh, my God.
\h\h[sighs] That's hot.
\h\h\h\hIf my mom weren't such a stupid bitch, I'd do it, too.
\h\hAt least she's good for one thing.
\h[gasps] - No way.
Oh, my God, I've been dying \h\h\hfor a ciggy all day.
- Me, too.
I heard Gwyneth Paltrow smokes, \h\h\h\hlike, two packs a day.
- Oh, my God.
\h\h\h- [Young Stone] Hello, there, ladies.
I saw that.
[laughing] \hI get it.
You wanna be adults, and that makes sense,
two beautiful young women.
\h\h\h[groans] - Sketchy much?
- No, I was just giving you \h\h\h\h\h\h\ha compliment.
- [Bianca] Okay, perv,
you're old enough \h\hto be my dad.
[laughing] \h\h\hEww.
- And you're old enough \h\h\hto know the law.
Now, give me the cigarettes, \hand I'll forget about this.
\h\h\h- Or what? You'll arrest us?
I mean, you're just \h\hsome mall cop.
- No, I'm-I'm-I'm a member \h\h\h\hof the Topeka P.D.
[giggling] - Oh, ooh.
\h\h\h\h\hOh, my God. - I'm calling my mom.
She's a lawyer.
- I thought she didn't \h\h\h\h\hpass the bar.
- Shut up, Bianca.
What the hell?
I knew I should've \h\hgotten a Razr.
- [Boy] What the fuck? \h\h\hWhat's going on?
["Steal My Sunshine" \h\h\hby Len playing]
- [Boy] Free money! \h\h\h- Oh, my god.
\h\h\h\h- [Man] Oh, hell, yeah!
[whistling]
[screaming]
♪ I know it's up \h\h\h\hfor me ♪
♪ If you steal my sunshine ♪
♪ Making sure I'm not \h\h\h\hin too deep ♪
♪ If you steal my sunshine ♪
♪ Keeping versed and on my feet ♪
♪ If you steal my sunshine ♪
\h\h\h\h\h\h[grunting] [electricity crackling]
- That's for not doing \h\h\hwhat you're told.
- Yeah, follow directions!
- Why don't you stay \h\h\h\h\hin the car?
[groans]
[groaning continues]
- Strip 'em and zip 'em.
[groans]
\h\h\h- I'm gonna take your jacket off, okay?
I'll give it back to you \h\hwhen we're all done.
And your gloves, \htoo, actually.
- Stu, you don't have to explain.
Just do it. \h\h- Okay.
Let me know if it's \h\h\h\htoo tight.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHands up, please. - [Mike] Stop saying, "Please."
- [Stu] Okay, sorry. \h\h\h\h- Hey, there.
Oh, yeah, that wound is still fresh, huh?
\hHmm... [sniffs]
\h\hTell me, tough guy, this your main squeeze,
\h\hor is this some sort of transactional arrangement?
[laughing]
\h\hSend 'em down the purple line.
- [Mike] You got it, boss.
♪
- Oh, my God. \hIt's a DMV.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- A what? - [Clerk] You have been detained
\hfor driving without an open road license.
\hYou will now be issued a license.
\h\h\h\h\h\hIf you decline, you will walk the red line.
If you are caught driving without a license again,
you will walk the red line.
- What's down the red line?
- [Man] No, no, wait! \h\h\h\h\h[screaming]
- Cool, screams.
\h[clears throat] - Take 'em away.
- Have fun, losers.
[laughing]
- Just to be clear, I fucking hate you.
- Same.
♪
- Open, you stupid trunk. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hDamn.
- Cocoa butter?
Mike, you ever tried \h\h\h\hcocoa butter?
- [Mike] Tried it? \h\h\h\h\h\h- Ugh.
[grunting]
- [Mike] Come on. \hJust fuckin'--
Come on.
\h\h\h- Hey, do-do you think Agent Stone is kinda intense?
I do not like it \hwhen he smiles.
\h- Shepard already gave me the lowdown on Stone, okay?
He's a legit hero.
Get this, when the fall \h\h\hhappened, right,
this terrorist group took over \h\h\h\h\hthis man's hometown.
This guy stepped up \h\h\h\h\h\hhimself
\hand single handedly annihilated everybody
with extreme prejudice.
[laughing]
- Extreme prejudice, cool.
- Fuck.
\h\hMan, you need to fix this shit.
\h\h\h\h\h- [Shepard] Yoo-hoo, Mikey-Mike.
Mmm, what's up?
I really love the way you \htased that twat like...
\h\h- Ahh! [laughing]
\h\h\h\h\h\h- Uh-oh. Speaking of twats...
What you got there, \h\h\h\h\hbig guy?
- You know, you-you can \h\h\hjust call me Stu,
and it's trash.
- Well, you know, uh,
\h\h\h\has Stone says, one man's trash is a--
- Is what?
- Oh, Goddamn.
[grunting]
\h\h\h\h- Hey, how'd you know that old ratty cop out there,
Shepard or whatever?
So, we're back to this now?
\h\hFine, I can play the quiet game, too.
W-why won't you talk?
Why won't you talk? Why won't you talk?
\h\h\h\hWhy won't you talk? - Why do you talk so much?
- Look, this mouth \hhas gotten me out
\h\h\h\hof a lotta sticky situations.
\h\h\h\h\h- Eww. - Not like that.
I mean, that happened, too. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[chuckling]
Look, out here, silence \h\hcan get you killed.
- Silence has kept me alive. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Oh, yeah?
So, why'd you tell that cop \h\h\h\h\hto eat your ass?
[door opening, footsteps]
\h\h- [Stone] Well, hello.
It's a mystery how our paths \h\h\h\h\hjust keep crossing.
My men say
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hyou have a darling little voice.
\hI'm excited to hear what comes out of it.
\h\h\h- You need better fucking friends, dude.
Where we're sitting,.
there once flowed a powerful river.
\h\h\h\h\h\hThen they built this architectural marvel.
\h\h\h\h\hMy father used to bring me here for the tour
when I was a child.
The tour was a bit dry.
- [Shepard] Ha!
\h- Just a little dam humor for ya.
But now, the roads have all \h\h\h\hbecome wild rivers,
so I'm building my own blockade, \h\h\h\h\h\h\ha dam, if you will.
\h\hIt runs from Southern Arizona
\h\h\h\h\h\hall the way to the Canadian wastes,
but the only way \h\h\hthrough...
is here.
- Wow, cool story.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hThere's been a misunderstanding, all right?
I'm not a criminal.
\hI'm a milkman on a delivery.
\hNow I know you got a beef with the girl.
Pfft, that ain't got nothin' \h\h\h\hto do with me, right?
- I don't give a fuck about your delivery.
What I do give \ha fuck about,
is how you would happen \h\h\h\h\hto have this.
I have spent decades building \h\houtposts and checkpoints,
but this map manages to avoid \h\h\h\hdamn near every one.
I want the name of your cartographer.
- My carta-ta-- my what?
- Your mapmaker.
- Oh, no, man. \hI found that
\h\h\h\hon the side of the road, dude.
\h\h\h\h\h\hCome on. You want it, take it.
- You really think \hI'm that stupid?
- No. No, no, no, no, no, \h\h\h\h\h\h\hnot at all.
I know how this world \h\h\hworks, officer.
- A little respect, I appreciate that,
but for the record, \h\h\h\hit's Agent.
\h- Even better, Agent, uh, Stone.
I didn't know this map \havoided your routes.
I did not know.
Now, I do know.
\hSo, how about I get one of those licenses
I keep hearing so much about,
and I go on my merry way?
[spits] \hWhoa!
Why'd you do that?
[sighs]
\h\h\h\hOh, that was unnecessary.
[grunts]
- Couldn't even do it yourself.
- We'll revisit that attitude \h\h\h\h\h\h\hin a few hours.
- Can't wait.
♪
\h- Get the name of the mapmaker.
One leak could bring \hthe whole dam down.
[distant gunfire, sirens]
- Come on, come on, \h\h\h\h\h\hhurry.
- [Man] Let's go. \h\hGet in back.
- [Man] Don't matter \h\h\hif it's legal.
- That's the last one.
- Hey, neighbor, \hneed some help?
- [Young Stone] Thanks, Margie.
How are you and Rick \h\h\h\h\hholding up?
- Oh, it's scary \h\h\hout there.
Looters hit us the other day.
We went to the station \h\h\hfor help, but...
- The station burned down.
\h\h\h\hYeah, bastards torched it on Tuesday.
It's every man for himself. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h[gun cocking]
Margie, what are you doing?
- Rick, get in here!
[panting]
Get the gun.
- Sorry, bro.
- Check the back \hfor his rifles.
Check the cabinets, too!
- [Rick] Ain't nothing back here but "Juggs!"
\h- Of what? Of-of water?
\h\h\h- [Rick] No, like the magazine,
\h\h\h\htwo Gs, big boob porn.
- Of course, Officer Stone \h\h\his into big titties.
Pig.
- I got 'em. \hLet's jet.
- Why are you guys \h\h\h\hdoing this?
\h\h\h- Like you said, every man for himself.
We're getting out of this city \h\h\h\hbefore it all goes up,
and you've always been \h\hkind of an asshole.
Go.
[grunts]
Later, officer.
\h- While I give you points for velocity and precision,
spit washing his face was \ha stupid fuckin' idea.
\h\hI was this close to talking us outta here.
Why did you do that?
- Why didn't you tell him who made your shitty map?
- That's none of your business.
\h\h\h\h\h\h- Oh, look at that. You answer your own questions.
- Yo, you're a pain \h\h\h\hin my ass.
- Oh, blow me. \h\h- You wish.
- Pfft, not likely.
\h\hPrick. - Asshole.
\h- Stone is really counting on us to get this info, man.
So, we can't fuck \h\hthis up, Stu.
\h- You say that like I'm gonna fuck it up.
\h- All I'm saying is, we gotta go hard, okay?
Put your game face on.
Now what's our motto?
- Big, swinging--
- We got big swinging dicks. \h\h\h\h\h\h- Swinging dicks.
- That's right, and we're in motherfucking charge.
- Fuck you. - Fuck you.
What the fuck is that?
- It's American sign language \h\h\h\h\h\h\hfor big balls.
♪
- Y'all got saws and shit \hin there to torture us?
- Tell us who made \h\h\h\h\hthat map,
and you'll never need \h\h\h\hto find out.
- Ooh, you do this a lot.
♪
- Fill out these forms \h\h\h\hin triplicate.
- That's scary.
- Oh, it will be.
- Yeah, it will be.
- So, what if I don't \h\h\h\hknow my DOB?
- It means date of birth. \h\h\h- [John Doe] Okay.
So, what if I don't \hknow that either?
- Turn it on.
\h♪ I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world ♪
[laughing]
♪ Life in plastic it's fantastic ♪
\h- You're lucky I love this song!
- Not for long.
♪ You can brush my hair undress me everywhere ♪
Louder!
\h\h\h\h- Ahh! ♪ Imagination ♪
♪ Life is your creation ♪
♪ Come on Barbie let's go party ♪
\h♪ I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world ♪
- Get writing!
♪ Life in plastic it's fantastic ♪
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- [John Doe] Why is the pencil so small?
- That's all we got! \h\h\h\hKeep writing!
- N-P-X-T-Z.
- Now, you.
- F-U-C-K-U.
- Eyes look a little dry, \h\h\h\h\h\h\hdon't they?
- Aww, come on, man. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAhh!
- No, no, no, no! \h\h\h\hOh, God!
\h\h\h\h\hSorry. Oh, my God. Ugh!
[screaming]
♪ You can touch you can play ♪
\h\h\h♪ If you say I'm always yours ♪
\h♪ I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world ♪
- Give us the mapmaker \h\h\h\hor meet yours.
\h\h\h- [John Doe] Wait, did you mean
you wanna meet the mapmaker \h\h\h\hor meet your maker?
[laughing]
That would have been \h\h\h\ha cool line,
but you fucked it up, player.
[laughing]
\h- No! No! [screaming]
♪ Make me walk make me talk \hdo whatever you please ♪
♪ I can act like a star ♪
♪ I can beg on my knees ♪
♪ Come jump in bimbo friend ♪
♪ Let us do it again ♪
♪ Hit the town fool around \h\h\h\h\hlet's go party ♪
♪ You can touch ♪
[stereo clicking, sighs]
- [Stone] That used to be \hmy jam back in the day.
So, you have anything you'd like to share?
- Yeah.
I've known the mapmaker \h\h\hfor a long time.
He's probably the only person \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hon this earth
that I really trust.
That's why I'll never \htell you his name.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYou can give me 1,000 more forms to fill out.
They're fun.
\h- I guess we're just gonna have to send you
down the red line then.
\h\h\h\h\h\hAnd you, you must be thrilled.
\h\h\hYou get to hug your brother, again.
[exhales]
To think that he took \h\ha bullet for you,
and you just threw it away.
Shame.
Take 'em away.
- I'll find you.
- Oh, yeah? \h\hWhere?
In the afterlife?
Spooky.
- [man] Let's go.
- Listen, if there's more maps out there,
we could be compromised.
- Want me to head to HQ? \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- No.
I'll handle it myself.
♪
[crying]
[knocking]
- Officer, are you in here?
I saw your police car out in the driveway.
- I cannot help you.
\h\h\h\h\h- These guys, these-these terrorists,
\h\h\h\hthey threw me out of my restaurant.
- Don't you get it? The world is over.
- That's why we need you.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hToo bad-- I thought you were a cop.
♪
\h\h- [PA speaker] B67-- that's B67.
[screaming]
- Guess I'm not gonna \h\hfinish this job.
[grunting, screaming]
[sighs]
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hSo, Stone killed your brother, huh?
\h\h\h\h\h- You know, sometimes it's okay to shut the fuck up.
- I was just-- you know what?
Never mind, asshole.
- Stone...
He made my brother--
He made him shoot himself.
- That's messed up.
Was he your only family?
\h\h\h\h\h\hYou know, I had a family, too.
- What a stunning admission.
- If you let me finish...
\h\h\h\hI was gonna say I don't remember them.
\hLike, my memory is not that good.
And no matter how hard I try, \h\h\h\hI can't remember 'em.
I can't see their faces.
\hSo, you were lucky to have as much time
with your brother \h\h\has you did.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h'Cause all I have is a burnt photo and feelings.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Wow. That is supremely fucked.
\h\h\h[John Doe] - Yeah, I know.
That's why this delivery job \h\h\hfor New San Francisco--
it was supposed to help me \h\hget it back, you know.
I mean, not the family, \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hbut...
the feeling,
being a part of somethin'.
[beep]
[coughs]
\h- [PA speaker] B68-- that's B68.
\h\h\h\h\h- Maybe we should try and kill each other right here
for old times sakes.
[chuckles]
- All right, bud, \h\h\hyou're up.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. No.
You, do it.
- I'll handle these \h\hdouche nozzles.
- Mm-hmm.
♪
- Hey, listen, Stu. \hIt's Stu, right?
I mean, or you go by Stuart?
Like, what is your-- \hwhat do you go by?
\h\h\h- Sh-shut up. - My bad, big man.
\h\h\h- Big man? Go fuck yourself!
You don't think I know \hwhat "big man" means
or, uh, "papa bear", \h\h\h\h\hor "boss,"
or "Plus Size Polly,"
or "Big-titted Timmy,"
or, "Hey, you know what \h\hwho you look like?"
\h\h\hOh, let me guess, fuckin' Bruce Vilanch.
\h\h\h\h\h\hI get it. I'm not petite, okay?
So, don't patronize me.
\h\hHow would you like to be called, uh, uh--
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hhow are you so Goddamn good-lookin'?
- I mean, his breath \h\hsmells like shit.
- Why would you even say that? \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Oh, God,
I can smell it from here.
- Oh, shit.
- [Stu] Open it.
Open it. \hGo on.
[screaming]
- Oh, it's so high! \h\h\hIt's so high!
It's so high! Oh, God, I fuckin' hate heights!
\h\h- Yeah, I hate fuckin' hate dyin'!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHey, look, we're not gonna jump, man.
- And I'm not negotiating.
\h\h\hThis is where the red line ends.
- Look, Stu, your friend \h\h\h\hhas a cold heart,
but I see you, Stu.
You're not that guy. \hYou're a good guy.
- Either you jump, \h\h\hor you fall.
\h\h\h- Then go ahead and fuckin' shoot us!
We're not gonna do your job.
\hGo ahead. Fire away!
Blow our fuckin' heads off!
- Stone played this game with me \h\h\h\h\h\hand my brother, Stu.
It's about power!
You wanna feel that power? \hYou wanna be like Stone?
Then go ahead. \h\h\hShoot us.
But you have to finish the job!
\h\h\h- [John Doe] Do it! - [Quiet] Come on, do it!
\hDo it! - Do it!
- If I don't kill you, \h\h\h\h\h\h\hI'm dead.
- Not if you're in the car
\h\h\h\hspeeding your ass outta here with us, Stu.
- Fuck.
♪
\h\h\h\h\h- You gonna get a commemorative t-shirt?
\h\h\hI thought you were more of a snow globe guy.
- Do you ever stop talking? \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- No.
- Come on. Yeah, okay.
- Keys, keys, keys, \h\h\h\hright here.
Here we go.
What do your keys look like? \h\h\h\h\h- [John Doe] Keys.
- [Stu] Okay, how many ridges \h\h\h\hare on them or teeth?
\h\h\h\h- [John Doe] They look like keys.
\h\hI don't know. It's-it's a key.
- [Stu] Please be more specific. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI don't know keys.
I'm not a locksmith \h\hor a keymaster.
- Got it.
- Where'd your friend go? \h\h- Goddamn it, Quiet.
\h\h\h\h\hFuck it. We gotta leave her.
♪
- The terrorists \h\hare in there?
- Yeah, and they're armed.
- [Officer Stone] I'll handle this.
[panting]
[thunder]
♪
- [man] Shh, be quiet.
- [child] Why?
- [woman] Hey, come on, honey. \h\h\h\h\h\h\hCome over here.
- [man] Hey, who's out there?
- Freeze in the name \h\h\h\h\hof the law!
Wait, you are the terrorists?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Officer? - We had nowhere else to go.
The grocery stores \hwere all looted.
\h\h\h\h\h\hWe only came here to get food for our families,
and then the owner freaked out.
There's enough snake-sketti \h\hand coconut shrimp here
to feed hundreds of people.
\h\h- Look, lots of people are struggling, right now,
but hunger is not an excuse \h\h\h\h\hto break the law.
\h\h\h\hLeave now. - Wait, I know you.
I see him around here \h\h\h\hall the time.
\h\h\h\hThis dude is a fucking rent-a-cop.
\h\h\h- Uh, the mall is part of my patrol.
\h\h\h\h\hI'm a real cop. - You don't act like one.
\h\h\hTellin' folks not to double park.
Sweating little kids \h\h\hstealing candy.
That make you feel like \ha big, powerful man?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- I need you to vacate the premises, please.
- "Vacate the premises, please."
[laughter]
\h\h\h\h\hLook at you trying to look tough.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hThat uniform barely has a crease in it.
Shoes still shiny.
How is a pathetic, worthless, \hpencil dick of a mall cop--
[gunfire]
[gun clicking]
\h\h\h\h\h- I told you! I am a man of the law!
Oh, no.
[hyperventilating]
\h\h\hYou did this! I was here to help!
You had to resist! This is your fault!
You broke the law!
♪
[rhythmic squeaking]
[grunting]
[moaning]
\h- Oh, shit! Sorry, boss.
\hI thought you were already headed to HQ.
- Where is Stone?
- I got two stones for you, \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hright here.
- Oh, are we flirting now?
[laughing]
More like pebbles.
\h\h\h\hI remember what your fuckhead boss said
about how if someone \h\htells your story,
it lives on forever.
You'll be remembered \has the guy who died
with his dick in his hand.
[screaming]
♪
[screaming]
\h- What the fuck did you do, Stu?
The prisoners are loose.
- [Quiet] HQ.
[sirens]
\h\h\h\hOh, what did they do to your beautiful body, baby?
\h\hFuck. Damn it!
Come on, baby.
[sirens]
Which one of you assholes \hleft the dome light on?
- Uh, who was in the car last?
\h\h\h\h\hUh, uh-- - Get out and push!
\h\h- Okay. Wasn't me.
[groaning]
Go! I got it!
[groaning]
[engine revving]
- Stu, you're my hero!
We couldn't have did it \h\h\h\h\hwithout you!
\h\h\h\h- He's not here. - I gotta fix that trunk.
Should we go back and get him? \h\h\h\h- Are you shitting me?
- You're right.
Jello, Stu.
[laughing]
♪
[groaning]
- Mike, they overpowered me.
- If you ain't with us, \h\hyou're against us.
- [John Doe] Did they really have to strip all your guns?
That's just mean.
- They take everything? \h\h- Yeah, no weapons,
which means I'm gonna be \h\h\hclinching my cheeks
all the way to New Chicago.
Aww, man, they took \hmy cocoa butter.
Now, I'm gonna be ashy, too.
\h\hLook, I need to make up some time,
so is there any way \h\hI can drop you
between here and New Chicago?
- Yeah, there is.
Growing up, my brother, \h\hhe used to tell me
about how before the fall,
\h\h\hpeople lived in cities without walls, without fear.
We were trying to get to \h\h\ha place like that.
\h\h\h\h\h- Well, I'm sorry to break the news to you, sister,
but all those cities \h\h\h\h\h\hare gone.
- No, not all of them.
There's a sanctuary city \h\h\h\h\hin the Midwest.
\h\h\h\h\h\hThat's where we were headed before...
things got fucked.
- Well, does this sanctuary city \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hhave a name?
\h- HQ. Topeka.
♪
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