1 00:02:37,949 --> 00:02:39,569 Look, look, 2 00:02:40,241 --> 00:02:42,571 Foofa has come. 3 00:02:42,782 --> 00:02:46,372 He's here with a story, hurry up. 4 00:02:46,574 --> 00:02:49,284 Life is a picture (film). 5 00:02:50,032 --> 00:02:52,532 We are all the actors. 6 00:02:53,241 --> 00:02:57,121 Rahu-Ketu are the two directors. 7 00:02:59,574 --> 00:03:01,164 That's fine, but who are these Rahu Ketu? 8 00:03:01,282 --> 00:03:02,242 Hey, pendulum of a clock! 9 00:03:02,241 --> 00:03:03,621 Listen to the story and play the drum. 10 00:03:03,616 --> 00:03:07,066 Just as churning cream in a pot yields fine butter, 11 00:03:07,074 --> 00:03:10,624 Likewise, the ocean was churned in search of Amrit (Nectar). 12 00:03:14,532 --> 00:03:17,992 It was decided that gods and demons would work together, 13 00:03:17,991 --> 00:03:21,701 And whatever Amrit came out, both would drink every sip. 14 00:03:25,282 --> 00:03:28,782 Sipping it, we will all become powerful, 15 00:03:28,949 --> 00:03:32,369 You too will become immortal, O God, and we too will become immortal. 16 00:03:32,366 --> 00:03:35,736 We too will become immortal, O God. 17 00:03:35,741 --> 00:03:37,241 But the Gods thought, 18 00:03:37,241 --> 00:03:38,951 If the demons become immortal, 19 00:03:39,116 --> 00:03:40,486 Then how will the world function? 20 00:03:40,866 --> 00:03:42,366 That is why Lord Vishnu said, 21 00:03:42,699 --> 00:03:43,699 No matter what, 22 00:03:43,824 --> 00:03:45,534 we will only let the Gods drink the Amrit. 23 00:03:45,657 --> 00:03:48,657 That's fine, but who are these Rahu-Ketu? 24 00:03:48,657 --> 00:03:49,947 Hey, pendulum of a clock! 25 00:03:50,116 --> 00:03:52,026 The story is not over, Play the drum! 26 00:03:52,157 --> 00:03:55,407 Everyone had made preparations to drink the Amrit, 27 00:03:55,532 --> 00:03:59,162 Lord Vishnu then changed his form and became a beautiful woman. 28 00:04:02,866 --> 00:04:04,656 She named herself Mohini, 29 00:04:04,657 --> 00:04:06,237 And began serving the nectar. 30 00:04:06,241 --> 00:04:07,701 Seeing Mohini's beauty, 31 00:04:07,699 --> 00:04:09,909 All the demons went mad. 32 00:04:13,532 --> 00:04:15,412 They started dancing after drinking and eating, 33 00:04:15,407 --> 00:04:17,237 The demons turned into firecrackers. 34 00:04:17,241 --> 00:04:18,911 Among them was an 'atom', 35 00:04:19,032 --> 00:04:20,742 Whose name was Swarbhanu. 36 00:04:20,741 --> 00:04:22,571 He came disguised as a God, 37 00:04:22,574 --> 00:04:24,374 Entering the 'No-Entry' zone. 38 00:04:24,366 --> 00:04:25,986 Leaving aside tea, coffee, and pastries, 39 00:04:25,991 --> 00:04:28,071 He drank the Amrit face to face. 40 00:04:31,574 --> 00:04:33,284 Lord Vishnu spun his chakra (disc), 41 00:04:33,282 --> 00:04:35,122 And chopped his head off the torso, brother. 42 00:04:35,116 --> 00:04:36,906 For the sake of public information, 43 00:04:37,032 --> 00:04:38,662 The two became Rahu-Ketu! 44 00:04:38,657 --> 00:04:40,487 Rahu weaves the web of illusion, 45 00:04:40,491 --> 00:04:42,281 Ketu walks the spiritual path. 46 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:44,032 One stabilises, one distracts, 47 00:04:44,032 --> 00:04:45,822 Together they both created the story. 48 00:04:45,824 --> 00:04:49,454 Create the story, create the story, 49 00:04:49,616 --> 00:04:53,236 The oars of life's boat, 50 00:04:53,241 --> 00:04:56,321 Everything runs relying on them. 51 00:04:56,324 --> 00:05:00,414 But both are just comets. 52 00:05:00,407 --> 00:05:03,777 Both are just comets. 53 00:05:03,782 --> 00:05:10,872 The real thing is your karma, dear! 54 00:05:10,991 --> 00:05:21,621 The real thing is your karma, dear! 55 00:05:21,741 --> 00:05:25,161 The real thing is your karma, dear! 56 00:05:25,282 --> 00:05:32,742 The real thing is your karma, dear! 57 00:05:33,616 --> 00:05:36,486 The real thing is your karma, dear. 58 00:05:36,699 --> 00:05:39,449 The real thing is your karma, dear. 59 00:05:45,407 --> 00:05:47,447 My heart's darlings are here, 60 00:05:48,407 --> 00:05:50,067 my sweet treats are here. 61 00:05:51,032 --> 00:05:53,662 I absolutely knew I'd be telling your story here 62 00:05:53,657 --> 00:05:55,157 and you two would show up. 63 00:06:23,074 --> 00:06:24,704 What Himachal used to be, 64 00:06:25,366 --> 00:06:27,616 and what international drug addicts have turned it into? 65 00:06:28,407 --> 00:06:32,067 Earlier, every house grew walnuts, apples, pomegranates. 66 00:06:32,616 --> 00:06:33,446 And now, 67 00:06:33,741 --> 00:06:35,071 cannabis and weed are being cultivated. 68 00:06:35,574 --> 00:06:37,454 Damn, they opened a hotel on every corner, 69 00:06:37,782 --> 00:06:39,822 the water in the rivers has dried up here, 70 00:06:40,074 --> 00:06:43,414 and the world is coming to the mountains to wash their backside. 71 00:06:47,032 --> 00:06:48,032 Enough is enough. 72 00:06:49,449 --> 00:06:53,029 Come on, we have to start the game. 73 00:06:53,616 --> 00:06:54,566 The game. 74 00:06:55,574 --> 00:06:56,414 The game. 75 00:07:10,699 --> 00:07:11,699 Who is that? 76 00:07:12,449 --> 00:07:13,779 Who is the father's son? 77 00:07:15,407 --> 00:07:17,027 Father's son is a brother. 78 00:07:17,032 --> 00:07:18,412 Who is the son's wife? 79 00:07:19,116 --> 00:07:20,366 That is the sister-in-law. 80 00:07:20,366 --> 00:07:21,816 Who is the sister-in-law's father-in-law? 81 00:07:22,491 --> 00:07:24,371 That is the father, who are you? 82 00:07:24,366 --> 00:07:26,446 Then your father has come, open the door. 83 00:07:30,241 --> 00:07:31,161 Foofa. 84 00:07:32,907 --> 00:07:33,737 Foofa. 85 00:07:34,657 --> 00:07:35,697 My saint. 86 00:07:36,907 --> 00:07:38,197 My teacher. 87 00:07:41,574 --> 00:07:43,124 "Where did you disappear to? 88 00:07:43,116 --> 00:07:44,986 I won't let you go now!" 89 00:07:44,991 --> 00:07:46,701 "The dhoti tore, trouble started. 90 00:07:46,866 --> 00:07:48,196 "Now drink this dark cola. 91 00:07:48,866 --> 00:07:51,816 "You overate; now you're asking for digestive pills." 92 00:07:51,824 --> 00:07:54,824 Forget a digestive pill, 93 00:07:54,824 --> 00:07:57,324 your Churu will even take a revolver bullet! 94 00:07:57,324 --> 00:08:00,284 But I won't let you go this time. 95 00:08:00,282 --> 00:08:03,122 The disciple has seen the fair, now dance, swing, swing... 96 00:08:03,366 --> 00:08:06,196 Go and kiss my brother-in-law's belt, before mine. 97 00:08:06,199 --> 00:08:07,119 Has brother-in-law also come? 98 00:08:22,574 --> 00:08:24,744 Reminds me of my ex-girlfriend. 99 00:08:30,866 --> 00:08:33,616 For the first time in my life, I've made such a big mistake 100 00:08:33,782 --> 00:08:34,912 by listening to you. 101 00:08:35,032 --> 00:08:35,742 Mine? 102 00:08:35,741 --> 00:08:36,531 You? 103 00:08:36,532 --> 00:08:37,202 Which one? 104 00:08:37,199 --> 00:08:38,529 I only listened to you once. 105 00:08:38,699 --> 00:08:39,529 And got trapped. 106 00:08:39,532 --> 00:08:41,412 Blessing in disguise, my son. 107 00:08:41,657 --> 00:08:44,027 Whatever happens or is meant to happen, 108 00:08:44,032 --> 00:08:45,202 is written already. 109 00:08:45,491 --> 00:08:47,531 We are all just playing out what is written. 110 00:08:47,699 --> 00:08:50,909 Foofa, is it necessary to talk in riddles all the time? 111 00:08:50,907 --> 00:08:52,737 Life is a riddle only. 112 00:08:53,866 --> 00:08:56,446 This clay doll is running on the breath of ego. 113 00:08:56,657 --> 00:08:58,277 The moment that breath leaves, 114 00:08:58,407 --> 00:09:00,277 that doll returns to dust. 115 00:09:00,449 --> 00:09:01,159 There you go. 116 00:09:01,157 --> 00:09:03,197 The answer to one riddle with another riddle. 117 00:09:05,366 --> 00:09:06,736 Where is that riddle? 118 00:09:07,241 --> 00:09:08,071 The diary? 119 00:09:25,699 --> 00:09:27,779 - This is the root of all my troubles. - Yes. 120 00:09:28,157 --> 00:09:29,867 - You gifted it to me, right? - Yes. 121 00:09:29,866 --> 00:09:32,316 You said whatever story I write in it 122 00:09:32,491 --> 00:09:33,701 - will come true. - Yes. 123 00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:36,317 So I created two characters named Rahu and Ketu 124 00:09:36,324 --> 00:09:37,244 I wrote them. 125 00:09:37,241 --> 00:09:40,371 I created them here and they appeared in Manali there. 126 00:09:40,366 --> 00:09:41,276 Oh! 127 00:09:41,282 --> 00:09:43,242 Then I made them jinxes. 128 00:09:43,241 --> 00:09:47,031 Thinking their influence on bad people would 129 00:09:47,032 --> 00:09:49,572 end the corruption in Himachal. 130 00:09:49,991 --> 00:09:51,951 I tried to make an atom bomb, 131 00:09:52,157 --> 00:09:53,817 but they turned out to be mere sparklers. 132 00:09:54,241 --> 00:09:58,621 These worthless guys are wandering the streets of Kullu-Manali. 133 00:10:24,324 --> 00:10:26,664 Oh, oh, Sharma Ji. 134 00:10:26,824 --> 00:10:28,704 What a splendid house you've built! 135 00:10:28,949 --> 00:10:31,489 Strong roofs, looks like a mansion. 136 00:10:33,116 --> 00:10:36,156 May no one cast an evil eye. 137 00:10:36,449 --> 00:10:38,699 May even the one with an evil eye be blessed. 138 00:10:38,699 --> 00:10:39,659 - Son! - Hmm? 139 00:10:39,657 --> 00:10:41,117 You will have to take some laddu too. 140 00:10:41,116 --> 00:10:42,526 - Yes, absolutely. - Here, 141 00:10:42,824 --> 00:10:44,374 you sweeten your mouth too. 142 00:11:01,866 --> 00:11:03,486 Sorry, Uncle. 143 00:11:06,616 --> 00:11:07,656 Jinx. 144 00:11:07,657 --> 00:11:11,487 Run, run, run, catch them. 145 00:11:15,866 --> 00:11:16,486 Buddy. 146 00:11:16,491 --> 00:11:18,071 What great weather it is, man. 147 00:11:18,074 --> 00:11:19,784 Get me a piping hot tea. 148 00:11:19,782 --> 00:11:21,122 It will be amazing. 149 00:11:23,741 --> 00:11:24,871 Oh, no no. 150 00:11:25,032 --> 00:11:26,032 Don't serve them. 151 00:11:26,157 --> 00:11:27,567 Throw these jinxes out. 152 00:11:35,407 --> 00:11:39,027 Hmm, Ketu, isn't there a little less sugar in the tea? 153 00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:40,949 Buddy, give me some sugar, man. 154 00:11:41,616 --> 00:11:43,406 Jinxes. 155 00:11:43,407 --> 00:11:44,657 Oh jinxes! 156 00:11:44,657 --> 00:11:46,947 They broke my restaurant. 157 00:11:47,116 --> 00:11:49,736 Stop, Grab those rascals! 158 00:11:52,741 --> 00:11:55,241 Hey, the problem is not with the diary, 159 00:11:55,407 --> 00:11:56,777 it's with your writing. 160 00:11:57,116 --> 00:11:59,696 You thought you'd wipe out corruption by writing these two empty, 161 00:11:59,699 --> 00:12:01,119 worthless characters? 162 00:12:01,491 --> 00:12:03,281 You fool, you are trying to measure corruption deeper 163 00:12:03,282 --> 00:12:06,702 than the ocean while sitting on a mountain peak. 164 00:12:07,491 --> 00:12:09,071 You'll fall into the ditch, idiot. 165 00:12:09,324 --> 00:12:11,414 Stories aren't made from living corpses. 166 00:12:12,032 --> 00:12:14,242 You have to breathe a soul into them. 167 00:12:15,157 --> 00:12:19,157 You'll have to breathe the shadows of a jinx into your two Rahu-Ketus. 168 00:12:19,657 --> 00:12:21,197 I have set up the whole game. 169 00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:23,204 Look, look. 170 00:12:43,657 --> 00:12:44,867 Where did you bring this trouble from? 171 00:12:44,866 --> 00:12:46,446 Not trouble (bala), it's art (kala). 172 00:12:46,824 --> 00:12:48,164 These two are such eccentrics 173 00:12:48,282 --> 00:12:49,912 who will make your written story immortal. 174 00:12:50,032 --> 00:12:50,992 Oh man, Foofa, 175 00:12:50,991 --> 00:12:53,121 these earthly Rahu-Ketus are already out of control. 176 00:12:53,282 --> 00:12:54,622 Now you've brought the planets separately. 177 00:12:54,616 --> 00:12:55,946 Who will manage them? 178 00:12:56,366 --> 00:12:58,196 We have to make a story, 179 00:12:58,366 --> 00:12:59,316 not a mess (khichdi). 180 00:12:59,324 --> 00:13:01,324 Not mess, pickle (achar). 181 00:13:01,949 --> 00:13:04,949 Gourd, gourd, mango pickle, eat bread, and burp. 182 00:13:05,324 --> 00:13:06,954 One story, four characters, 183 00:13:07,282 --> 00:13:08,822 madness, no limits. 184 00:13:08,824 --> 00:13:10,324 What are you saying, man? 185 00:13:10,449 --> 00:13:11,239 Eh? 186 00:13:11,241 --> 00:13:12,701 The guy got rhyming. 187 00:13:13,449 --> 00:13:15,029 Now he'll get the writing too. 188 00:13:15,699 --> 00:13:17,409 See, listen to me carefully. 189 00:13:19,116 --> 00:13:21,116 Do you want to advance the story of Rahu-Ketu or not? 190 00:13:21,407 --> 00:13:22,277 I want to advance it. 191 00:13:22,407 --> 00:13:24,237 Do you want to eradicate corruption or not? 192 00:13:24,449 --> 00:13:25,239 I want to eradicate it. 193 00:13:25,241 --> 00:13:26,571 Then just do what I tell you. 194 00:13:26,574 --> 00:13:28,204 Keep filling the empty diary. 195 00:13:31,866 --> 00:13:34,026 The Ramleela fair, and Rabri is there, 196 00:13:35,157 --> 00:13:37,447 Taadka's ego, the Chief's turban, you know, 197 00:13:38,491 --> 00:13:40,411 Rahu and Ketu threw them right down below. 198 00:13:40,407 --> 00:13:41,657 She will come, she will come. 199 00:13:41,657 --> 00:13:43,487 - Grandma Taadka will come. - They'll be visible only to the sinners, 200 00:13:43,491 --> 00:13:45,031 - She will come, she will come. - they'll dwell in their birth charts. 201 00:14:09,657 --> 00:14:13,447 I am Taadka, Ravana's granny. 202 00:14:13,574 --> 00:14:15,244 My victim 203 00:14:16,199 --> 00:14:18,409 cannot even beg for water 204 00:14:18,407 --> 00:14:19,907 Sund is my master 205 00:14:20,032 --> 00:14:22,282 I am his caretaker. 206 00:14:22,407 --> 00:14:26,157 My figure is like Disha Patani. 207 00:14:26,157 --> 00:14:31,657 Oye, come and see, see my killer youth. 208 00:14:32,366 --> 00:14:33,946 They're here! 209 00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:35,574 Run, run. 210 00:14:35,574 --> 00:14:37,874 Rahu and Ketu have arrived! 211 00:14:42,407 --> 00:14:45,117 Run, run. 212 00:14:45,116 --> 00:14:46,946 The jinxes are here, run! 213 00:14:47,074 --> 00:14:50,074 Run, run. 214 00:14:50,074 --> 00:14:51,124 Curses. 215 00:14:51,116 --> 00:14:52,736 Where did these Rahu-Ketu come from here? 216 00:14:52,741 --> 00:14:54,781 - Run and wrap it. - Oh brother, this ghagra. 217 00:14:54,782 --> 00:14:58,572 - My rented ghagra. - Oh brother Ravan, let me sit too. 218 00:14:59,074 --> 00:15:00,994 Glory to Lord Ram! 219 00:15:04,741 --> 00:15:07,451 Ravan, bro, wait for me. 220 00:15:10,032 --> 00:15:11,622 Hello, Granny. 221 00:15:12,866 --> 00:15:14,696 Eat Chhole that's crispy. 222 00:15:35,741 --> 00:15:37,121 Sinner. 223 00:15:56,741 --> 00:15:58,071 Sinner. 224 00:15:59,741 --> 00:16:01,031 Sinner. 225 00:16:02,657 --> 00:16:04,197 Sinner. 226 00:16:05,532 --> 00:16:06,452 Sinner. 227 00:16:20,907 --> 00:16:22,907 I confess all my sins. 228 00:16:23,491 --> 00:16:26,201 I have been cultivating cannabis for 25 years. 229 00:16:26,616 --> 00:16:29,486 Not only did I get children addicted to cannabis, 230 00:16:30,032 --> 00:16:32,912 but I also made them drug peddlers. 231 00:16:33,741 --> 00:16:36,491 I have ruined many children. 232 00:16:37,324 --> 00:16:39,784 Please forgive my sins. Please. 233 00:16:41,241 --> 00:16:42,241 Oh, 234 00:16:42,616 --> 00:16:44,156 Who supplies the children to you? 235 00:16:44,157 --> 00:16:47,567 It's the Ramlila casting director, Bunty Bhatia. 236 00:16:47,741 --> 00:16:48,741 He does it. 237 00:16:49,116 --> 00:16:51,776 He pretends to teach kids acting, 238 00:16:51,907 --> 00:16:53,907 but he makes them drug peddlers. 239 00:16:55,907 --> 00:16:57,777 How will my bleeding stop? 240 00:16:58,657 --> 00:17:00,157 Should I tell you, should I tell you? 241 00:17:00,782 --> 00:17:04,072 Hey! Break a whisker of a black cat and put it under your tongue 242 00:17:04,074 --> 00:17:06,534 and bang your head on a stone like this, this, this, three times. 243 00:17:06,532 --> 00:17:08,702 - How? - Like this, this. 244 00:17:08,991 --> 00:17:10,701 Correct, the bleeding will stop. 245 00:17:10,699 --> 00:17:12,279 And listen, 246 00:17:12,380 --> 00:17:15,280 Before plucking the hair, get the cat's consent. 247 00:17:15,491 --> 00:17:16,871 A cat is a lady, 248 00:17:17,074 --> 00:17:19,914 and it is very important to take a lady's consent. 249 00:17:20,074 --> 00:17:21,664 No means no. 250 00:17:22,741 --> 00:17:24,161 Yes, how? 251 00:17:24,532 --> 00:17:25,622 How, man? 252 00:17:27,157 --> 00:17:28,317 - O, Ketu? - Yes. 253 00:17:28,449 --> 00:17:30,909 Looks like Auntie Taadka has had a chicken attack. 254 00:17:31,116 --> 00:17:32,736 Hey, not a chicken attack, man, 255 00:17:32,866 --> 00:17:33,946 It's a heart attack. 256 00:17:34,074 --> 00:17:35,914 A chicken has a heart too, right, brother? 257 00:17:36,032 --> 00:17:36,952 - Yes. - Then why are you breaking 258 00:17:36,949 --> 00:17:38,119 its heart by saying this? 259 00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:39,951 Hey, whether it's a chicken or a human, 260 00:17:39,949 --> 00:17:42,159 there must be a heart for an attack to happen, right? 261 00:17:42,157 --> 00:17:44,657 And instead of a heart, she has that snake's burrow. 262 00:17:44,657 --> 00:17:45,617 You drag anything... 263 00:17:45,616 --> 00:17:47,066 - Hey, it always happens like this. - Oh, Ketu? 264 00:17:47,074 --> 00:17:47,994 Yes. 265 00:17:48,199 --> 00:17:49,199 Is Granny gone? 266 00:17:49,199 --> 00:17:51,779 Oh, pot full, person finished. 267 00:18:03,491 --> 00:18:04,451 Sir, 268 00:18:05,074 --> 00:18:07,284 Ever since the jinx of these two fell on our village, 269 00:18:07,282 --> 00:18:09,492 some mountain of trouble keeps befalling us 270 00:18:09,699 --> 00:18:11,619 Earlier, they used to commit minor mischief. 271 00:18:11,949 --> 00:18:13,409 Sometimes they'd demolish someone's shop, 272 00:18:13,407 --> 00:18:14,947 sometimes someone's house. 273 00:18:14,949 --> 00:18:16,239 But now they've crossed the limit. 274 00:18:17,116 --> 00:18:18,366 They took the village head's life. 275 00:18:18,907 --> 00:18:21,067 Yes brother, what are your names? 276 00:18:21,366 --> 00:18:22,776 This is Ketu, this is Rahu. 277 00:18:22,782 --> 00:18:24,912 Okay, Rahu-Ketu. 278 00:18:25,157 --> 00:18:26,237 What do you put behind (surname)? 279 00:18:26,491 --> 00:18:27,451 Behind? 280 00:18:27,449 --> 00:18:29,619 Oh, when we get heat rash in summer, 281 00:18:29,741 --> 00:18:30,781 we put on powder. 282 00:18:30,907 --> 00:18:32,277 And mustard oil in winter. 283 00:18:32,407 --> 00:18:33,407 Don't talk nonsense. 284 00:18:33,407 --> 00:18:34,817 Tell me who killed the corpse? 285 00:18:35,449 --> 00:18:36,619 Who killed the village head? 286 00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:38,566 We did nothing. 287 00:18:38,824 --> 00:18:41,034 The village head was killed by his own misdeeds. 288 00:18:41,157 --> 00:18:42,867 And he was no ordinary village head. 289 00:18:42,866 --> 00:18:44,406 He was the head of corruption. 290 00:18:44,532 --> 00:18:46,572 All the money he received for the ECG machines, 291 00:18:46,574 --> 00:18:48,704 he wasted it on the chief's wife. 292 00:18:48,699 --> 00:18:49,489 What? 293 00:18:50,241 --> 00:18:51,031 Champakali? 294 00:18:51,032 --> 00:18:51,952 You cheat! 295 00:18:52,074 --> 00:18:53,494 And furthermore, Chief, 296 00:18:53,657 --> 00:18:56,067 your son is not yours, he is the village head's son. 297 00:18:56,199 --> 00:18:57,819 Village Head, tell the whole truth. 298 00:18:58,657 --> 00:18:59,447 Papa, 299 00:18:59,824 --> 00:19:01,874 - Are you not my father? - I am your father. 300 00:19:03,407 --> 00:19:07,067 How could you leave us? 301 00:19:07,074 --> 00:19:08,534 Damn, 302 00:19:08,907 --> 00:19:10,617 no wonder I thought his face resembles the 303 00:19:10,616 --> 00:19:12,816 Sarpanch (Head) and not the Mukhiya (chief). 304 00:19:13,699 --> 00:19:14,659 Same. 305 00:19:14,949 --> 00:19:16,279 Stick to the point. 306 00:19:16,491 --> 00:19:18,741 We have not come here to listen to the village head's indulgences. 307 00:19:19,449 --> 00:19:21,369 If you want to say something, talk about the jinxes. 308 00:19:21,866 --> 00:19:23,616 These two are such bad omens 309 00:19:23,782 --> 00:19:26,452 that once they placed their hand on my buffalo's head. 310 00:19:27,241 --> 00:19:28,951 Since then, the poor thing has been giving curdled milk. 311 00:19:30,199 --> 00:19:32,699 Madam, don't say that. 312 00:19:32,907 --> 00:19:35,237 Earlier her milk sold for Rs. 50 a kilo. 313 00:19:35,241 --> 00:19:38,741 Now the paneer made from that curdled milk sells for Rs. 400 a kilo. 314 00:19:38,741 --> 00:19:40,491 We benefited you, didn't we? 315 00:19:40,491 --> 00:19:42,661 You should be thanking us. 316 00:19:43,366 --> 00:19:44,116 Look, the thing is, 317 00:19:44,116 --> 00:19:46,696 even if our work seems bizarre in the beginning, 318 00:19:46,699 --> 00:19:49,739 in the end, everyone's welfare is hidden in it. 319 00:19:49,741 --> 00:19:50,491 Understand? 320 00:19:50,491 --> 00:19:53,821 If we get destroyed in the beginning, what will be left till the end? 321 00:19:53,824 --> 00:19:55,824 But why do you do all this? 322 00:19:55,824 --> 00:19:57,574 We don't do it. 323 00:19:57,741 --> 00:19:59,951 Someone else makes us do it. 324 00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:03,319 Behind our deeds, there is someone else's hand. 325 00:20:03,324 --> 00:20:04,624 Tell me, tell me now, 326 00:20:04,616 --> 00:20:06,236 whose hand is in this, tell me everything now. 327 00:20:06,241 --> 00:20:08,871 I don't know, man, we are troubled ourselves. 328 00:20:08,866 --> 00:20:11,776 We don't know when, where, and how that hand sneaks in 329 00:20:11,782 --> 00:20:12,912 and makes us do what. 330 00:20:12,907 --> 00:20:14,697 No problem, I'll tell you. 331 00:20:18,157 --> 00:20:19,447 Now, behind this is not my hand, 332 00:20:19,449 --> 00:20:20,449 but my stick's hand. 333 00:20:20,616 --> 00:20:21,776 He made me do it. 334 00:20:21,782 --> 00:20:23,492 Listen up, both of you, 335 00:20:23,491 --> 00:20:25,701 pack your bags and leave from here. 336 00:20:25,699 --> 00:20:27,739 Otherwise, I will (struggle to speak) them both! 337 00:20:27,907 --> 00:20:28,697 What? 338 00:20:29,324 --> 00:20:30,624 (struggle to speak)do it. 339 00:20:32,074 --> 00:20:33,414 What will you do? 340 00:20:50,907 --> 00:20:52,697 Stop. 341 00:20:53,616 --> 00:20:55,986 Stop. 342 00:20:57,574 --> 00:20:58,874 See, see. 343 00:20:58,866 --> 00:21:00,066 We all saw, didn't we? 344 00:21:00,074 --> 00:21:02,164 Did we do anything? We didn't do anything, right? 345 00:21:02,157 --> 00:21:04,527 It's always someone else' doing it, Our name gets attached to it. 346 00:21:04,532 --> 00:21:08,242 You want proof. Proof is visible, visible. 347 00:21:15,824 --> 00:21:20,534 Ghosts and spirits never come near, when the name of Mahaveer is heard. 348 00:21:20,782 --> 00:21:23,072 Ketu. Finished? 349 00:21:24,699 --> 00:21:25,699 He's there. 350 00:21:31,532 --> 00:21:32,322 Auntie. 351 00:21:44,324 --> 00:21:45,704 That's it! 352 00:21:48,241 --> 00:21:50,321 You squashed the onions with a punch. 353 00:21:50,324 --> 00:21:52,244 Kept cooking the tomatoes till they turned into coal. 354 00:21:52,241 --> 00:21:55,241 Give me something to eat, Brother. I'm very hungry. 355 00:21:55,241 --> 00:21:57,321 Oh, the spice mix is ready. 356 00:21:57,324 --> 00:22:00,074 Now if only some flying paneer would land in this wok. 357 00:22:01,324 --> 00:22:02,624 Your brother will feed you Shahi Paneer. 358 00:22:02,616 --> 00:22:03,776 Meaning? 359 00:22:04,282 --> 00:22:05,072 Paneer will come flying. 360 00:22:05,074 --> 00:22:06,494 It will fall into the pot exactly like that. 361 00:22:06,491 --> 00:22:07,451 Why not? 362 00:22:07,907 --> 00:22:08,657 Son, 363 00:22:08,657 --> 00:22:10,067 if the spice mix is made with the heart, 364 00:22:10,074 --> 00:22:11,574 the paneer will fly into the wok itself. 365 00:22:11,741 --> 00:22:12,741 You just look up, 366 00:22:12,741 --> 00:22:14,491 the paneer will drop from there. 367 00:22:15,324 --> 00:22:16,574 Brother, such confidence. 368 00:22:16,574 --> 00:22:18,414 It doesn't empty the mind, does it? 369 00:22:18,574 --> 00:22:20,824 Forget the mind, hold onto the heart. 370 00:22:21,741 --> 00:22:24,741 Look, the one who gave the stomach will also give the paneer. 371 00:22:24,949 --> 00:22:25,909 You just do one thing. 372 00:22:26,824 --> 00:22:27,824 Stand at silly point. 373 00:22:27,824 --> 00:22:29,244 - Ready to catch. - Okay. 374 00:22:29,241 --> 00:22:31,451 Here comes Rahu at a silly point. 375 00:22:31,449 --> 00:22:32,949 Ready to catch. 376 00:22:33,074 --> 00:22:36,374 Both hands out and attention up here, 377 00:22:36,532 --> 00:22:39,742 and listen, catch it before it bounces, or it will get dirty. 378 00:22:39,949 --> 00:22:42,529 Hands up here. 379 00:22:44,491 --> 00:22:46,201 And what is this silly point? 380 00:22:46,199 --> 00:22:49,279 Son, silly point starts right from the point where you are standing. 381 00:22:49,491 --> 00:22:50,371 - Huh. - Yes. 382 00:22:52,782 --> 00:22:53,822 Silly point? 383 00:22:54,782 --> 00:22:55,782 Ketu. 384 00:22:56,199 --> 00:22:56,909 Yes. 385 00:22:57,782 --> 00:22:58,782 Who are we? 386 00:22:58,782 --> 00:22:59,572 I don't know, man. 387 00:22:59,574 --> 00:23:01,164 You please raise your hands, man. 388 00:23:04,116 --> 00:23:05,156 No, I mean 389 00:23:05,491 --> 00:23:06,701 Where have we come from? 390 00:23:06,699 --> 00:23:07,739 We came from Mummy's womb, man. 391 00:23:07,741 --> 00:23:09,701 Please raise your hands, man. 392 00:23:09,699 --> 00:23:10,869 You'll drop the catch. 393 00:23:10,866 --> 00:23:12,366 That reminds me 394 00:23:12,366 --> 00:23:16,316 do you know there's a country called Egypt in a distant jungle? 395 00:23:16,324 --> 00:23:17,284 There, brother, 396 00:23:17,491 --> 00:23:20,071 the children's fathers become mummies after they die. 397 00:23:20,074 --> 00:23:21,244 Imagine, man, 398 00:23:21,241 --> 00:23:23,661 they have two mummies and we don't have even one. 399 00:23:28,116 --> 00:23:29,486 Hey, son of a mummy. 400 00:23:29,491 --> 00:23:30,321 Stand quietly. 401 00:23:30,449 --> 00:23:32,199 Otherwise, the paneer that's coming, will go back. 402 00:23:32,199 --> 00:23:33,699 Man, please raise your hands. 403 00:23:33,699 --> 00:23:34,949 Man, pay attention up there. 404 00:23:36,741 --> 00:23:38,491 Who writes this destiny? 405 00:23:46,949 --> 00:23:48,449 How did this paneer turn into a chicken? 406 00:23:48,657 --> 00:23:50,027 You made it? Jinx. 407 00:23:50,157 --> 00:23:52,657 You've been clucking like a chicken since then. 408 00:23:52,657 --> 00:23:53,777 That's right, brother. 409 00:23:53,949 --> 00:23:55,409 When destiny is full of bitterness. 410 00:23:55,532 --> 00:23:57,242 How will you get it? Paneer pakoras. 411 00:24:01,074 --> 00:24:02,914 Vegetarians. 412 00:24:03,949 --> 00:24:06,279 O, Foofa. Foofa. 413 00:24:11,241 --> 00:24:11,951 Foofa. 414 00:24:11,949 --> 00:24:13,949 Hey, what happened, son? 415 00:24:16,491 --> 00:24:17,491 Foofa. 416 00:24:18,699 --> 00:24:20,529 - There's a twist in the story. - What? 417 00:24:21,032 --> 00:24:23,742 Those two Rahu-Ketu started asking themselves questions. 418 00:24:24,074 --> 00:24:25,074 Which questions? 419 00:24:25,199 --> 00:24:26,409 The same, who are they? 420 00:24:26,407 --> 00:24:28,697 Where did they come from? Who are their parents? 421 00:24:29,907 --> 00:24:33,067 Foofa, I didn't even write these questions in their destiny. 422 00:24:33,782 --> 00:24:34,872 I'm scared that 423 00:24:34,866 --> 00:24:37,066 if they keep asking these questions 424 00:24:37,741 --> 00:24:39,031 and reach me, then... 425 00:24:39,032 --> 00:24:40,742 Then it will be very difficult. 426 00:24:41,199 --> 00:24:44,319 Your story will slip out of your hands even before it begins. 427 00:24:44,324 --> 00:24:46,074 It will go into someone else's hands. 428 00:24:46,199 --> 00:24:49,369 Your story will end even before it starts. 429 00:24:49,491 --> 00:24:50,571 Foofa, I... 430 00:24:51,574 --> 00:24:52,914 that's what I'm asking. What should we do? 431 00:24:53,199 --> 00:24:54,239 Let's call the idea. 432 00:25:04,782 --> 00:25:05,572 It came. 433 00:25:06,741 --> 00:25:08,821 Entangle them so much in the web of illusion 434 00:25:08,824 --> 00:25:11,664 that they don't get time to think or understand about themselves. 435 00:25:13,782 --> 00:25:16,952 - Introduce them to Mordechai. - Spineless writer. 436 00:25:19,866 --> 00:25:21,486 Hey, don't come straight to the point. 437 00:25:21,699 --> 00:25:22,909 Take a detour. 438 00:25:23,116 --> 00:25:24,946 Make the story a little interesting. 439 00:25:25,532 --> 00:25:27,032 Add some spice and flavour to it. 440 00:25:27,866 --> 00:25:29,156 Show the boys dancing and singing. 441 00:25:29,157 --> 00:25:30,657 Introduce them to sexy girls 442 00:25:30,657 --> 00:25:32,117 and get their hearts broken. 443 00:25:33,616 --> 00:25:36,196 A girl in both their lives. 444 00:25:36,199 --> 00:25:37,449 You fool! 445 00:25:39,699 --> 00:25:42,369 Take these two jinxes into the girl's life. 446 00:25:43,366 --> 00:25:44,616 They will go into her life. 447 00:25:44,616 --> 00:25:45,946 They will spread the jinx. 448 00:25:45,949 --> 00:25:46,849 One-sided love will happen. 449 00:25:47,001 --> 00:25:50,131 Hearts will break, there will be drama, conflict, 450 00:25:50,387 --> 00:25:52,757 and your story will keep moving forward. 451 00:26:09,491 --> 00:26:11,821 The moment the bubbles go inside, 452 00:26:11,991 --> 00:26:13,661 the artist comes out. 453 00:26:13,657 --> 00:26:14,737 - Is it? - Look at this. 454 00:26:14,741 --> 00:26:15,621 Yes. 455 00:26:15,616 --> 00:26:17,486 Last night I saw a dream. 456 00:26:17,616 --> 00:26:18,566 What? 457 00:26:18,907 --> 00:26:19,987 Brother, 458 00:26:21,116 --> 00:26:22,736 A beautiful girl on a horse. 459 00:26:22,741 --> 00:26:23,571 Oh. 460 00:26:23,574 --> 00:26:25,034 The horse's colour was white. 461 00:26:25,032 --> 00:26:25,822 Oh. 462 00:26:25,824 --> 00:26:27,874 The girl blushed seeing me. 463 00:26:27,866 --> 00:26:28,656 Hey. 464 00:26:28,657 --> 00:26:31,117 Brother, my condition got tight. 465 00:26:31,116 --> 00:26:32,566 Tight. 466 00:26:32,741 --> 00:26:34,161 - Just then... - Yes. 467 00:26:34,157 --> 00:26:35,867 Her horse stumbles. 468 00:26:35,866 --> 00:26:36,736 What? 469 00:26:36,741 --> 00:26:38,911 The girl, bouncing into the air. 470 00:26:39,050 --> 00:26:39,340 Oh. 471 00:26:39,341 --> 00:26:43,531 Like this, like this, like this, she rises. 472 00:26:43,532 --> 00:26:47,412 And I'm running around behind her with my bag like this, 473 00:26:47,574 --> 00:26:50,914 and then she suddenly just drops straight into my bag. 474 00:26:50,907 --> 00:26:53,237 Wow! 475 00:26:53,532 --> 00:26:54,952 Amazing. 476 00:26:55,074 --> 00:26:58,624 Brother, I've made a painting of that very dream on this rock. 477 00:26:58,616 --> 00:26:59,316 This. 478 00:26:59,324 --> 00:27:00,574 Look, brother. 479 00:27:03,282 --> 00:27:04,242 Now where is that girl? 480 00:27:04,366 --> 00:27:05,366 Here she is, brother. 481 00:27:05,532 --> 00:27:07,702 Look at her long, flowing hair. 482 00:27:08,116 --> 00:27:09,446 And the horse? 483 00:27:09,574 --> 00:27:11,374 Here's the horse, brother, that's the horse's tail. 484 00:27:11,532 --> 00:27:12,822 Hey, that was the girl's hair, right? 485 00:27:12,824 --> 00:27:14,244 How did it become the horse's tail? 486 00:27:14,241 --> 00:27:15,701 Don't you know? 487 00:27:15,699 --> 00:27:18,409 A horse's tail comes out of a girl's hair. 488 00:27:18,741 --> 00:27:20,371 They call it a ponytail. 489 00:27:20,366 --> 00:27:21,566 - Really? - Yes. 490 00:27:22,116 --> 00:27:23,066 Move aside. 491 00:27:23,949 --> 00:27:24,909 And where are you? 492 00:27:25,116 --> 00:27:26,156 Here I am, brother. 493 00:27:26,282 --> 00:27:28,242 Running after the flying girl with my bag open. 494 00:27:28,366 --> 00:27:29,566 Hey, that was a horse, man. 495 00:27:29,574 --> 00:27:30,414 How did it become you? 496 00:27:30,574 --> 00:27:31,414 It was a horse. 497 00:27:31,574 --> 00:27:32,664 Now it's me. 498 00:27:32,866 --> 00:27:35,156 They call this Modern Art, 499 00:27:35,699 --> 00:27:36,779 you won't understand, man. 500 00:27:36,782 --> 00:27:38,822 Man, M.F. Hussain's slipper. 501 00:27:38,824 --> 00:27:40,374 You've become an artist, man. 502 00:27:40,532 --> 00:27:41,282 Amazing! 503 00:27:41,282 --> 00:27:43,822 What a piece, Rahu! 504 00:27:44,282 --> 00:27:45,202 Wow! 505 00:27:46,032 --> 00:27:47,032 No. 506 00:28:00,699 --> 00:28:04,029 Oh, come on! 507 00:28:04,032 --> 00:28:06,912 Hey, did you see the horse's tail, saw it? 508 00:28:06,907 --> 00:28:08,277 - Ketu? - Yes. 509 00:28:09,782 --> 00:28:11,782 She is the one, man, 510 00:28:12,324 --> 00:28:14,374 that came in my dream. 511 00:28:14,741 --> 00:28:15,781 Hey. 512 00:28:16,324 --> 00:28:17,664 Go to her. 513 00:28:17,657 --> 00:28:18,657 Come on, run. 514 00:28:18,657 --> 00:28:20,367 Brother, but where is her horse? 515 00:28:20,366 --> 00:28:22,196 Hey, what about the horse? It went to graze grass, man. 516 00:28:22,199 --> 00:28:23,069 You go. 517 00:28:23,074 --> 00:28:25,074 She has come to drop into your bag. 518 00:28:25,199 --> 00:28:25,869 Come on. 519 00:28:25,866 --> 00:28:27,656 Be a man, attack. 520 00:28:51,157 --> 00:28:53,657 Fill the bag, bag, 521 00:28:53,949 --> 00:28:59,909 fill the bag, bag, fill the bag, bag, fill the bag, bag, fill it. 522 00:28:59,907 --> 00:29:03,067 Hey, I'll slap you and make your dogs fail, understood? 523 00:29:03,074 --> 00:29:04,784 Aren't you ashamed of begging? 524 00:29:05,324 --> 00:29:06,704 I've heard of parrots flying away. 525 00:29:06,699 --> 00:29:08,069 Since when did dogs start failing? 526 00:29:08,074 --> 00:29:08,994 Brother. 527 00:29:08,991 --> 00:29:11,201 Are dogs going to school now too? 528 00:29:11,657 --> 00:29:12,867 Just listen 529 00:29:13,324 --> 00:29:15,914 You look exactly same to face. 530 00:29:18,949 --> 00:29:20,029 Hey! 531 00:29:21,282 --> 00:29:21,872 Oye! 532 00:29:21,866 --> 00:29:23,236 Gentleman. 533 00:29:27,574 --> 00:29:29,164 Looks like the horse has run out of petrol. 534 00:29:29,157 --> 00:29:30,447 Shall we give it a push? 535 00:29:33,699 --> 00:29:36,369 Why are you wasting money on yellow petrol 536 00:29:36,491 --> 00:29:37,531 in the age of green energy? 537 00:29:37,699 --> 00:29:38,319 Meaning? 538 00:29:38,324 --> 00:29:40,454 Meaning, sell this old bike, 539 00:29:40,616 --> 00:29:43,276 add a little more money, and buy a horse. 540 00:29:43,282 --> 00:29:45,662 The thing about horse is, it will give you free rides 541 00:29:45,657 --> 00:29:47,737 and also become a money printing machine. 542 00:29:49,157 --> 00:29:51,817 Money printing machine, a horse, yes, how so? 543 00:29:51,991 --> 00:29:52,911 Tell us. 544 00:29:53,324 --> 00:29:54,454 It's like this 545 00:29:54,657 --> 00:29:56,657 that the horse neither drinks yellow petrol, 546 00:29:56,657 --> 00:29:58,117 nor does it emit black smoke, 547 00:29:58,116 --> 00:29:59,696 and it doesn't get punctured either. 548 00:29:59,699 --> 00:30:02,239 All you have to do is feed it the grass from the mountains. 549 00:30:02,407 --> 00:30:03,907 From that, it will produce dung. 550 00:30:03,907 --> 00:30:05,447 That dung will become dung gas (biogas). 551 00:30:05,616 --> 00:30:07,196 Sell the gas, earn money. 552 00:30:07,407 --> 00:30:09,277 Now buy another horse with that money. 553 00:30:09,449 --> 00:30:10,659 Now two horses, 554 00:30:10,657 --> 00:30:12,447 double gas, double money. 555 00:30:12,616 --> 00:30:14,906 Twenty horses from two, twenty thousand horses from twenty. 556 00:30:14,907 --> 00:30:16,367 Now imagine 557 00:30:16,574 --> 00:30:19,954 when twenty thousand horses excrete together, 558 00:30:20,074 --> 00:30:22,784 a gas well will be created. 559 00:30:22,782 --> 00:30:25,742 Money, money everywhere. Money will come tearing through. 560 00:30:25,741 --> 00:30:27,121 See, I gave you, didn't I? 561 00:30:27,282 --> 00:30:30,122 A wonderful idea to print money for free. 562 00:30:30,116 --> 00:30:31,776 What names did you two tell me? 563 00:30:31,782 --> 00:30:33,162 This is Ketu, I am Rahu. 564 00:30:33,366 --> 00:30:34,406 Rahu Ketu? 565 00:30:34,907 --> 00:30:37,817 You two are the ones who touch a buffalo and it starts giving curdled milk, right? 566 00:30:37,824 --> 00:30:41,374 Yes, whatever comes under our hand gets spoiled. 567 00:30:41,574 --> 00:30:43,744 Whether it is white milk, or the black messenger of Death! 568 00:30:43,907 --> 00:30:44,907 Take your hand away, jinx. 569 00:30:44,907 --> 00:30:46,617 Remove your jinx hand from my bike. Get lost. 570 00:30:46,616 --> 00:30:48,236 Donkeys trying to sell horses. 571 00:30:48,449 --> 00:30:49,199 Stupid. 572 00:30:50,157 --> 00:30:51,027 Get lost! 573 00:30:51,782 --> 00:30:52,572 Donkey. 574 00:30:53,782 --> 00:30:57,072 Donkeys trying to sell horses, donkeys. 575 00:30:58,616 --> 00:30:59,566 Brother, 576 00:31:00,282 --> 00:31:02,532 spreading a bag in front of her won't do anything. 577 00:31:02,532 --> 00:31:03,202 Yes. 578 00:31:03,199 --> 00:31:06,199 I'll have to fall at her feet and beg, man. 579 00:31:06,991 --> 00:31:07,911 But, Ketu. 580 00:31:08,157 --> 00:31:08,907 Yes. 581 00:31:09,074 --> 00:31:10,824 This woman will certainly become your sister-in-law. 582 00:31:10,991 --> 00:31:11,781 Huh? 583 00:31:11,991 --> 00:31:12,741 This one? 584 00:31:12,741 --> 00:31:13,451 Truly? 585 00:31:14,657 --> 00:31:15,407 You will? 586 00:31:17,407 --> 00:31:18,197 Sister-in-law! 587 00:31:18,449 --> 00:31:19,369 Sister-in-law! 588 00:31:19,741 --> 00:31:20,701 Sister-in-law! 589 00:31:35,991 --> 00:31:38,201 I saw strangers, and I got scared, oh 590 00:31:38,199 --> 00:31:40,619 All my friends have gone back home, oh 591 00:31:40,616 --> 00:31:42,906 Look, the night has grown dark now, oh 592 00:31:42,907 --> 00:31:44,867 Slowly, slowly 593 00:31:44,991 --> 00:31:47,451 When my eyes met the liquor's gaze, oh 594 00:31:47,616 --> 00:31:49,816 It hit me hard, and it went right up, oh 595 00:31:49,824 --> 00:31:52,164 I danced like crazy, I was completely lost, oh 596 00:31:52,157 --> 00:31:53,697 Slowly, slowly 597 00:31:53,699 --> 00:31:55,819 This intoxication is a sickness 598 00:31:55,991 --> 00:31:58,161 That keeps on getting worse and worse 599 00:31:58,324 --> 00:32:00,164 It won't come down, it won't decrease 600 00:32:00,157 --> 00:32:02,907 It keeps rising like the high of love 601 00:32:02,907 --> 00:32:05,067 This is a serious announcement 602 00:32:05,199 --> 00:32:07,409 It's being issued for public interest 603 00:32:07,574 --> 00:32:09,414 How can we control a spirit/body 604 00:32:09,574 --> 00:32:12,034 That makes us dance in a crazy, winding way 605 00:32:12,032 --> 00:32:14,452 The liquor has hit me, it's hit me hard 606 00:32:14,616 --> 00:32:19,566 The liquor has hit me, it's hit me hard 607 00:32:19,574 --> 00:32:22,664 Like the Betaal spirit on King Vikram's back 608 00:32:28,866 --> 00:32:31,776 Like the Betaal spirit on King Vikram's back 609 00:32:31,782 --> 00:32:33,122 It's hit me hard 610 00:32:33,699 --> 00:32:35,449 It's hit me hard, it's hit me hard 611 00:32:36,574 --> 00:32:37,574 It's hit me hard 612 00:32:38,324 --> 00:32:40,204 It's hit me hard, it's hit me hard 613 00:33:02,991 --> 00:33:05,201 This intoxication is lethally potent 614 00:33:05,199 --> 00:33:07,569 It makes our condition utterly carefree 615 00:33:07,574 --> 00:33:09,874 Come on, try this, just a little bit 616 00:33:09,866 --> 00:33:12,066 The fun you only get inside a club/bar 617 00:33:12,074 --> 00:33:14,414 This intoxication is lethally potent 618 00:33:14,574 --> 00:33:16,744 It makes our condition utterly carefree 619 00:33:16,741 --> 00:33:19,031 Come on, try this, just a little bit 620 00:33:19,032 --> 00:33:21,372 The fun you only get inside a club/bar 621 00:33:21,366 --> 00:33:23,696 This intoxication is a sickness 622 00:33:23,699 --> 00:33:25,699 That keeps on getting worse and worse 623 00:33:25,991 --> 00:33:27,871 It won't come down, it won't decrease 624 00:33:27,866 --> 00:33:30,656 It keeps rising like the high of love 625 00:33:30,657 --> 00:33:32,777 This is a serious announcement 626 00:33:32,907 --> 00:33:35,027 It's being issued for public interest 627 00:33:35,157 --> 00:33:37,117 How can we control a spirit/body 628 00:33:37,116 --> 00:33:39,776 That makes us dance in a crazy, winding way 629 00:33:39,782 --> 00:33:44,412 The liquor has hit me, it's hit me hard 630 00:33:44,574 --> 00:33:47,284 The liquor has hit me, it's hit me hard 631 00:33:47,282 --> 00:33:50,412 Like the Betaal spirit on King Vikram's back 632 00:33:50,949 --> 00:33:52,449 He killed our bother Gregor. He is dead. 633 00:33:52,616 --> 00:33:53,866 It's hit me hard, it's hit me hard 634 00:33:54,991 --> 00:33:55,951 It's hit me hard 635 00:33:56,741 --> 00:33:58,281 It's hit me hard, it's hit me hard 636 00:33:58,282 --> 00:34:05,662 The liquor has hit me, it's hit me hard 637 00:34:05,657 --> 00:34:08,947 Like the Betaal spirit on King Vikram's back 638 00:34:09,157 --> 00:34:11,697 Meenu, In the dream, you fell into my bag. 639 00:34:11,907 --> 00:34:13,867 Don't run away so far here. 640 00:34:13,866 --> 00:34:15,696 I beg of you. 641 00:34:15,907 --> 00:34:18,027 Please get a small tattoo of my name. 642 00:34:18,032 --> 00:34:19,412 Here, please. 643 00:34:19,407 --> 00:34:20,907 Shut up, idiot. 644 00:34:20,907 --> 00:34:22,657 Just listen, Meenu! 645 00:35:31,366 --> 00:35:33,736 Then tell me, why have you come here to do business? 646 00:35:43,741 --> 00:35:46,371 Whoever comes to Himachal will be killed. 647 00:35:47,032 --> 00:35:48,782 If I come to Goa 648 00:35:49,116 --> 00:35:50,736 then where will you go? 649 00:35:50,866 --> 00:35:51,656 Huh? 650 00:36:44,616 --> 00:36:47,316 Hello, Madar chai Sir, how are you? 651 00:36:47,491 --> 00:36:48,991 Say my name correctly. 652 00:36:49,241 --> 00:36:51,321 My name is not Madar, but Mordechai. 653 00:36:51,907 --> 00:36:53,237 Next time you say the name wrong, 654 00:36:53,241 --> 00:36:55,701 I'll pull out your tongue and make a slingshot. 655 00:36:55,949 --> 00:36:56,659 Understood? 656 00:36:56,657 --> 00:36:59,317 Sir, Shakespeare said, what's in a name? 657 00:36:59,616 --> 00:37:01,566 So, forget the name, look at the work. 658 00:37:01,782 --> 00:37:04,122 Sir, I have grown a crop that 659 00:37:04,116 --> 00:37:05,736 will swallow the youth of the whole country. 660 00:37:15,699 --> 00:37:16,409 Right? 661 00:37:16,574 --> 00:37:18,914 Sir, even Malana Cream is nothing in front of my stuff. 662 00:37:18,907 --> 00:37:20,867 You'll fall after taking a puff. 663 00:37:20,866 --> 00:37:22,276 Tell me, and I'll cut the stuff and deliver it. 664 00:37:51,449 --> 00:37:53,199 Paca- Paca (Goodbye). 665 00:37:59,574 --> 00:38:00,074 Papa. 666 00:38:01,282 --> 00:38:02,122 Easy. 667 00:38:02,324 --> 00:38:03,204 You came early. 668 00:38:03,366 --> 00:38:05,656 I've come after three months. You call this coming early? 669 00:38:05,657 --> 00:38:07,277 Last time you came after six months, right? 670 00:38:07,282 --> 00:38:09,032 So according to that, this is early. 671 00:38:09,241 --> 00:38:10,241 Okay, fine, then 672 00:38:10,782 --> 00:38:12,072 I'll meet you again after three more months. 673 00:38:12,241 --> 00:38:12,821 Papa. 674 00:38:12,824 --> 00:38:13,664 Papa, 675 00:38:13,991 --> 00:38:15,621 I missed you so much. 676 00:38:16,949 --> 00:38:17,989 And you know what. 677 00:38:18,907 --> 00:38:20,447 I've done such a job this time 678 00:38:20,699 --> 00:38:22,989 that you won't need to go anywhere or do anything. 679 00:38:23,157 --> 00:38:24,277 We will eat sitting at home. 680 00:38:24,449 --> 00:38:25,159 Oh, really? 681 00:38:26,907 --> 00:38:28,617 What kind of work have you done? 682 00:38:28,616 --> 00:38:29,446 Shall I show you? 683 00:38:29,592 --> 00:38:30,092 Show me. 684 00:38:30,324 --> 00:38:31,034 One second. 685 00:38:33,491 --> 00:38:34,701 Blindfold. 686 00:38:35,407 --> 00:38:36,237 Oh ho, 687 00:38:37,407 --> 00:38:38,447 carefully. 688 00:38:40,991 --> 00:38:42,701 What madness is this. 689 00:38:43,782 --> 00:38:44,952 We're here. 690 00:38:48,116 --> 00:38:49,736 Papa, look what I grew. 691 00:38:49,991 --> 00:38:50,991 Cannabis, Papa. 692 00:38:51,157 --> 00:38:51,907 Cannabis. 693 00:38:52,032 --> 00:38:53,372 A patch worth five lakhs. 694 00:38:53,657 --> 00:38:55,117 The Israeli of Kasol bought 15 patches. 695 00:38:55,116 --> 00:38:56,736 We got 7.5 million. 696 00:38:58,840 --> 00:39:01,590 I rented this land to grow apples. 697 00:39:02,449 --> 00:39:04,069 Not to grow this poison. 698 00:39:05,824 --> 00:39:07,994 - Take it out. - Papa, please, please, please, Papa. 699 00:39:07,991 --> 00:39:09,121 - Papa Papa, please, please. - Move. 700 00:39:09,116 --> 00:39:10,116 He will kill us. 701 00:39:10,116 --> 00:39:10,816 Papa, please. 702 00:39:10,824 --> 00:39:13,204 Please, please, please, please, please. 703 00:39:13,199 --> 00:39:14,159 Move. 704 00:39:16,574 --> 00:39:18,624 I just went out for three months. 705 00:39:18,616 --> 00:39:19,986 They've gone mad. 706 00:39:20,824 --> 00:39:21,704 Mummy. 707 00:39:22,032 --> 00:39:23,202 - Yes. - Mummy! 708 00:39:23,532 --> 00:39:24,622 Stop Papa, please. 709 00:39:24,949 --> 00:39:26,699 I worked day and night to grow cannabis. 710 00:39:26,699 --> 00:39:28,199 He's destroying everything. 711 00:39:28,199 --> 00:39:29,409 He won't understand! 712 00:39:29,407 --> 00:39:30,317 Come on, come on. 713 00:39:31,824 --> 00:39:33,494 Papa, please. 714 00:39:33,491 --> 00:39:34,571 Please. 715 00:39:34,574 --> 00:39:36,204 Why are you being so childish? 716 00:39:36,199 --> 00:39:38,449 I have been struggling since childhood. 717 00:39:38,574 --> 00:39:40,374 What has this apple farming given me? 718 00:39:40,616 --> 00:39:41,776 Bank loans and EMI? 719 00:39:41,991 --> 00:39:44,741 You people have made me crave for money. 720 00:39:44,741 --> 00:39:46,241 You, you, you go outside. 721 00:39:47,032 --> 00:39:48,622 Stay behind. 722 00:39:49,282 --> 00:39:51,622 Hey, stop this madness. 723 00:39:51,616 --> 00:39:54,026 Hey, that Israeli will kill all of us. 724 00:39:54,199 --> 00:39:56,319 Look how upset the girl is getting. 725 00:39:56,616 --> 00:39:58,816 Move back, move back. 726 00:40:06,116 --> 00:40:07,446 It's a good thing that idiot died 727 00:40:08,241 --> 00:40:10,571 He was your step-father, he sucked my blood. 728 00:40:14,157 --> 00:40:15,237 Hello, Bansi. 729 00:40:17,866 --> 00:40:19,736 Mummy, I don't want to go to jail.! 730 00:40:20,449 --> 00:40:22,029 Then think and do something stupid 731 00:40:34,282 --> 00:40:35,372 Uncle is gone. 732 00:40:37,032 --> 00:40:38,782 We'll have to make it a case of suicide. 733 00:40:40,116 --> 00:40:41,276 The work will be done. 734 00:40:42,366 --> 00:40:43,316 But what will I get? 735 00:40:43,532 --> 00:40:45,702 Meenu's love, my affection, 736 00:40:45,907 --> 00:40:47,697 and unlimited money. 737 00:40:47,866 --> 00:40:48,866 Hmm. 738 00:40:49,074 --> 00:40:50,164 Bansi, 739 00:40:50,657 --> 00:40:53,777 I know you still carry my photo in your pocket. 740 00:40:54,491 --> 00:40:57,821 When I used to go to tuition, you would follow me on your bicycle 741 00:40:58,157 --> 00:41:01,817 and when I ate jalebi, the syrup would drip from your mouth. 742 00:41:01,824 --> 00:41:02,704 Yes. 743 00:41:03,782 --> 00:41:05,322 I still remember that day. 744 00:41:05,782 --> 00:41:07,032 You were newly young 745 00:41:07,199 --> 00:41:09,529 and I had just become a new constable at the police station. 746 00:41:09,657 --> 00:41:11,447 You used to pass in front of the station 747 00:41:11,699 --> 00:41:13,659 and I used to keep watching you go. 748 00:41:14,241 --> 00:41:15,911 Uff, what a figure you had. 749 00:41:15,907 --> 00:41:17,617 Not "had," fool, I still do. 750 00:41:17,991 --> 00:41:21,571 And idiot, if at that time you had said 'I love you' from behind, 751 00:41:21,782 --> 00:41:24,372 I would have turned back, blushed, 752 00:41:24,657 --> 00:41:26,567 and left saying 'I love you too'. 753 00:41:26,574 --> 00:41:27,574 Yes. 754 00:41:28,741 --> 00:41:30,201 Okay, forget love, let's get married. 755 00:41:32,866 --> 00:41:33,696 Marriage? 756 00:41:33,824 --> 00:41:34,874 Yes. Marriage. 757 00:41:34,866 --> 00:41:36,156 No, no, no, no, no. 758 00:41:36,366 --> 00:41:38,116 This feels like a dream. 759 00:41:38,699 --> 00:41:40,119 Meenu... 760 00:41:40,282 --> 00:41:41,782 Oh Meenu, don't say that. 761 00:41:41,782 --> 00:41:43,492 My heart will fail. 762 00:41:43,616 --> 00:41:45,946 Not a dream, crazy, it's reality. 763 00:41:46,157 --> 00:41:47,987 You can try a hug and a kiss if you want. Come on. 764 00:41:48,116 --> 00:41:49,736 - Put the brakes on, taxi. - Come on. 765 00:41:49,741 --> 00:41:51,121 Look at his condition. 766 00:41:51,574 --> 00:41:52,994 He's trembling like a dry leaf. 767 00:41:52,991 --> 00:41:54,571 He won't be able to handle your kisses. 768 00:41:54,574 --> 00:41:57,494 Lest we have to dispose of two corpses instead of one. 769 00:41:57,616 --> 00:41:58,816 Mummy is right. 770 00:41:58,949 --> 00:42:01,119 My heart burst. It got stuck in my throat. 771 00:42:02,074 --> 00:42:05,324 Why don't we settle for a hug instead of a kiss? 772 00:42:05,324 --> 00:42:06,324 On the first date. 773 00:42:06,491 --> 00:42:08,321 Okay, come on, let's hug. 774 00:42:18,199 --> 00:42:19,069 Lights 775 00:42:20,324 --> 00:42:21,454 and Action. 776 00:42:23,699 --> 00:42:24,699 Oh brothers of the sister. 777 00:42:24,699 --> 00:42:26,569 I said action. Why aren't you doing anything? 778 00:42:26,574 --> 00:42:27,994 Hey brother Bunty, 779 00:42:28,324 --> 00:42:29,914 give us some dialogue, man. 780 00:42:29,907 --> 00:42:31,567 Tell us what to say. 781 00:42:31,574 --> 00:42:32,374 Dialogue. 782 00:42:32,574 --> 00:42:34,744 your role is that of a apes in the army of Vanaras. 783 00:42:34,741 --> 00:42:36,161 You're not Shahrukh Khan from DDLJ. 784 00:42:36,282 --> 00:42:37,242 You'll deliver dialogues? 785 00:42:37,241 --> 00:42:39,781 Huh! Acting is all about listening. 786 00:42:42,699 --> 00:42:44,319 Khikhi Khokho Khikhi Khokho. 787 00:42:44,324 --> 00:42:47,374 Hoohoohooohoo hoohooohooo. 788 00:42:47,991 --> 00:42:48,741 Action. 789 00:42:48,741 --> 00:42:51,871 Khokho Khikhi Khokho Khikhi. Hoohoohooohoo hoohooohooo 790 00:42:51,866 --> 00:42:53,366 Khokho Khikhi Khokho Khikhi. 791 00:42:53,366 --> 00:42:54,866 - Hoohoohooohooo - Cut. cut. 792 00:42:54,866 --> 00:42:56,696 - Khokho Khikhi. - Cut. 793 00:42:57,199 --> 00:43:00,029 Sister s brothers, Khikhi Khokho Khikhi Khokho 794 00:43:00,032 --> 00:43:01,122 is what I asked you to say. 795 00:43:01,116 --> 00:43:03,026 I didn't say Khokho Khikhi Khokho Khikhi 796 00:43:03,032 --> 00:43:06,452 Idiots, don't you understand chronology, chronology? 797 00:43:06,616 --> 00:43:08,446 Brother Bunty, one more time. 798 00:43:08,907 --> 00:43:10,317 Do a crash course, son. 799 00:43:10,657 --> 00:43:13,317 Okay, give me 10 thousand rupees and I'll make you a great actor. 800 00:43:13,491 --> 00:43:14,661 You have the potential. 801 00:43:14,824 --> 00:43:16,284 Sir, looks like you didn't recognise them. 802 00:43:16,407 --> 00:43:18,817 Hey, at the time of work, I don't recognise even Bachchan. 803 00:43:19,116 --> 00:43:20,776 Are they some bigshots? 804 00:43:20,991 --> 00:43:22,121 They are Rahu Ketu. 805 00:43:22,116 --> 00:43:22,906 Huh. 806 00:43:23,074 --> 00:43:24,664 They are Rahu Ketu, sir. 807 00:43:25,824 --> 00:43:27,664 Rahu Ketu. 808 00:43:27,907 --> 00:43:29,027 Sinner. 809 00:43:47,949 --> 00:43:49,119 Sinner. 810 00:43:50,782 --> 00:43:51,742 Sinner. 811 00:43:59,991 --> 00:44:01,991 Kidney stone, kidney stone. 812 00:44:03,782 --> 00:44:07,202 Brother Bunty, brother Bunty, brother Bunty. 813 00:44:07,366 --> 00:44:10,446 Stop casting couch in an auspicious event like Ramleela. 814 00:44:10,574 --> 00:44:12,034 I explained it last time too. 815 00:44:12,032 --> 00:44:12,742 Sorry. 816 00:44:12,741 --> 00:44:16,661 Stop looting poor children in the name of teaching them acting. 817 00:44:16,824 --> 00:44:17,534 You know, 818 00:44:17,532 --> 00:44:19,912 someone steals money from their father's closet, 819 00:44:19,907 --> 00:44:21,197 someone blackmails their family, 820 00:44:21,199 --> 00:44:23,869 and someone even sells drugs to bring you your fees. 821 00:44:23,866 --> 00:44:26,276 Stop taking the curses of innocent poor people, or else. 822 00:44:26,282 --> 00:44:29,162 It will become a thin rock in the stomach and come out of the backside. 823 00:44:29,157 --> 00:44:30,027 And your... 824 00:44:36,074 --> 00:44:37,284 - Brother Bunty. - Stop. 825 00:44:37,282 --> 00:44:38,282 Spit corruption out. 826 00:44:39,157 --> 00:44:40,737 There is a lot of corruption. 827 00:44:43,407 --> 00:44:44,567 Return the children's money. 828 00:44:44,574 --> 00:44:46,914 Return everyone's money. 829 00:44:46,907 --> 00:44:48,317 Right now. 830 00:44:55,741 --> 00:44:56,661 - Brother Bunty. - Yes. 831 00:44:56,657 --> 00:44:57,527 Now listen. 832 00:44:57,991 --> 00:45:00,121 Recruit both of us into the Army of Vanaras. 833 00:45:00,574 --> 00:45:01,574 Seriously, I swear. 834 00:45:01,574 --> 00:45:03,824 We will kill Ravana and bring back Ramrajya. 835 00:45:03,991 --> 00:45:04,741 What do you say? 836 00:45:04,741 --> 00:45:05,821 So then 837 00:45:05,949 --> 00:45:07,869 You will do as I say. 838 00:45:07,866 --> 00:45:08,906 Khikhi Khokho.? 839 00:45:08,907 --> 00:45:09,947 Hey KhoKho Khikhi. 840 00:45:09,949 --> 00:45:10,779 Khikhi Khokho.? 841 00:45:10,782 --> 00:45:11,742 Hey KhoKho Khikhi. 842 00:45:11,741 --> 00:45:12,701 - Khikhi Khokho. - Guys listen to me. 843 00:45:12,699 --> 00:45:13,989 - Khokho Khikhi - khikhi khokho. 844 00:45:13,991 --> 00:45:15,821 Hey, sister's brother. 845 00:45:16,574 --> 00:45:17,704 Not Khikhi Khokho. 846 00:45:17,699 --> 00:45:20,199 In the river, You have to float a stone. 847 00:45:20,199 --> 00:45:21,909 If the stone floats, you're in. 848 00:45:22,199 --> 00:45:24,569 If the stone doesn't float, you're out. 849 00:45:24,949 --> 00:45:25,449 Out. 850 00:45:25,574 --> 00:45:27,204 Float a stone? 851 00:45:27,699 --> 00:45:30,029 Forget a stone, we'll float the entire mountain. 852 00:45:30,032 --> 00:45:30,702 Come on. 853 00:45:30,824 --> 00:45:32,204 - Let's go. - All the best! 854 00:45:34,407 --> 00:45:35,317 There you go! 855 00:45:37,241 --> 00:45:38,031 - Come on! - Ketu. 856 00:45:38,199 --> 00:45:39,659 Come. 857 00:45:39,657 --> 00:45:41,197 Ketu, Listen to me! 858 00:45:41,199 --> 00:45:43,449 Ketu. Ketu, Wait a minute. 859 00:45:43,824 --> 00:45:45,244 Looks like there's a misunderstanding. 860 00:45:45,241 --> 00:45:46,371 - Brother. - What? 861 00:45:46,366 --> 00:45:48,696 You had to float a stone, right? Why did you tie it to my back? 862 00:45:48,699 --> 00:45:51,199 Hey, look, what will you do when you jump into the river now? 863 00:45:51,199 --> 00:45:53,449 I'll quickly take off my underwear as soon as I go in. 864 00:45:53,449 --> 00:45:54,239 Why? 865 00:45:54,241 --> 00:45:56,781 Man, wet underwear gives me rashes. 866 00:45:56,782 --> 00:45:58,282 Then I have to walk like this. 867 00:45:58,282 --> 00:46:00,782 Hey fool, what will you do after that? 868 00:46:00,907 --> 00:46:01,697 I will swim. 869 00:46:01,699 --> 00:46:02,909 Exactly. 870 00:46:02,907 --> 00:46:03,907 If you swim here, 871 00:46:03,907 --> 00:46:05,777 the stone tied to your back will also float. 872 00:46:05,782 --> 00:46:07,412 Automatically, automatically. 873 00:46:07,574 --> 00:46:09,034 Right. The stone floats here, 874 00:46:09,032 --> 00:46:11,702 and Bunty Bhatia will recruit us into the Army of Vanaras. 875 00:46:11,699 --> 00:46:14,699 Oh! Brother, man, 876 00:46:14,866 --> 00:46:17,616 I'll have to build a temple for your brain and worship it. 877 00:46:17,616 --> 00:46:19,026 I'll break the first coconut. 878 00:46:19,949 --> 00:46:20,779 Come on. 879 00:46:21,074 --> 00:46:21,954 Go. Go. 880 00:46:22,741 --> 00:46:23,821 Jump. 881 00:46:23,824 --> 00:46:25,994 One more question. 882 00:46:26,116 --> 00:46:28,906 - What? - Is a wet stone heavier or a dry one? 883 00:46:29,032 --> 00:46:31,622 Wow! 884 00:46:31,616 --> 00:46:32,736 I didn't even think of that. 885 00:46:32,741 --> 00:46:33,821 Brother, you think. 886 00:46:33,824 --> 00:46:35,204 You sit comfortably and think. 887 00:46:35,199 --> 00:46:36,909 - I'll be right back. You think. - Yes. 888 00:47:47,657 --> 00:47:48,277 Yes. 889 00:47:50,241 --> 00:47:52,781 Not a single word should be changed. 890 00:47:53,657 --> 00:47:56,237 Tell the story exactly as I told you. 891 00:47:56,741 --> 00:47:57,491 Okay. 892 00:47:58,532 --> 00:47:59,282 Bansi. 893 00:48:00,324 --> 00:48:02,204 You look so dashing, man. 894 00:48:02,657 --> 00:48:04,487 I feel like eating you up. 895 00:48:25,199 --> 00:48:27,069 Bank loan to become SHO, 896 00:48:30,949 --> 00:48:31,739 Jai Hind, Sir. 897 00:48:31,741 --> 00:48:32,371 Jai Hind. 898 00:48:32,532 --> 00:48:33,912 Oh, Machar ji. 899 00:48:35,199 --> 00:48:36,199 Hello, Sir. 900 00:48:44,157 --> 00:48:45,117 What's wrong with you? 901 00:48:45,282 --> 00:48:46,202 Sorry, sorry. 902 00:48:46,449 --> 00:48:47,369 One for you, 903 00:48:47,574 --> 00:48:48,784 one for everyone else. 904 00:48:49,074 --> 00:48:50,074 18 for me 905 00:48:50,241 --> 00:48:51,201 inside the cupboard. 906 00:48:51,324 --> 00:48:52,244 Go! 907 00:48:53,157 --> 00:48:54,067 Machar. 908 00:49:02,157 --> 00:49:03,027 Now, what is this? 909 00:49:03,032 --> 00:49:04,032 - Sir. - How is this? 910 00:49:04,032 --> 00:49:05,952 - Sir. - Where are you people trying to enter? 911 00:49:06,157 --> 00:49:07,987 Sir, we had to file a missing person complaint. 912 00:49:12,574 --> 00:49:13,414 - Whose? - Thank you sir. 913 00:49:13,574 --> 00:49:15,534 My dad's, sir. He hasn't come home for three days. 914 00:49:15,532 --> 00:49:17,202 I'm very worried, sir. 915 00:49:19,074 --> 00:49:19,824 Tell me the name. 916 00:49:19,824 --> 00:49:21,074 - Sir... - Meenu Taxi. 917 00:49:21,782 --> 00:49:22,662 You drive a taxi. 918 00:49:22,657 --> 00:49:24,317 Not this one, I used to drive, sir. 919 00:49:24,324 --> 00:49:26,574 I used to drive all over the city 920 00:49:26,699 --> 00:49:28,909 and one day, her father came and sat in my taxi 921 00:49:28,907 --> 00:49:30,067 and, Sir, we fell in love. 922 00:49:30,199 --> 00:49:32,069 Then, sitting right there, we got married too. 923 00:49:32,074 --> 00:49:33,784 And then, Sir, when I was pregnant, 924 00:49:33,782 --> 00:49:35,912 we were going to the hospital. Sir, in the taxi, 925 00:49:35,907 --> 00:49:36,987 and just then, 926 00:49:36,991 --> 00:49:40,491 Meenu was born, so, Sir, I named her Meenu Taxi. 927 00:49:42,699 --> 00:49:43,779 Take a deep breath. 928 00:49:45,074 --> 00:49:46,034 Tell me your father's name. 929 00:49:46,032 --> 00:49:47,742 Sir, Radheshyam Katoriya. 930 00:49:47,866 --> 00:49:50,196 And he was wearing a brown jacket and black pants. 931 00:49:50,491 --> 00:49:51,741 Height five feet eight inches. 932 00:49:51,741 --> 00:49:54,621 Fair complexion, hair black, mixed with white, 933 00:49:54,741 --> 00:49:56,991 and Sir, he was also wearing an iron bracelet on his hand. 934 00:49:56,991 --> 00:49:58,621 - And Sir, - on his Tunni, 935 00:49:58,741 --> 00:49:59,491 there is a black mole. 936 00:49:59,491 --> 00:50:00,201 Huh? 937 00:50:00,324 --> 00:50:02,204 There is a black mole on the tunni, Sir. 938 00:50:02,824 --> 00:50:03,494 Tunni, Sir. 939 00:50:03,491 --> 00:50:05,121 - I see. - What did I say wrong, Sir? 940 00:50:05,116 --> 00:50:08,656 If you are ashamed to write Tunni, then write belly button, please. 941 00:50:09,157 --> 00:50:11,367 Write both. Tunni, belly button. 942 00:50:16,366 --> 00:50:17,906 Hey, stop it, bro. 943 00:50:23,032 --> 00:50:24,122 Flirting around? 944 00:50:24,366 --> 00:50:25,116 Yes. 945 00:50:25,116 --> 00:50:27,316 Where do we deposit this dead body? 946 00:50:29,199 --> 00:50:31,199 Sir, Sir. 947 00:50:31,199 --> 00:50:32,319 Did the corpse wake up? 948 00:50:32,324 --> 00:50:34,034 Sir, the dead body. 949 00:50:34,157 --> 00:50:35,157 Dead body. 950 00:50:35,282 --> 00:50:36,242 Whose? 951 00:50:36,532 --> 00:50:38,242 I don't know, Sir, please go and see. 952 00:50:38,241 --> 00:50:39,781 - Let's go. - Come, Sir. 953 00:50:39,782 --> 00:50:41,492 - Excuse me. - Yes, Sir. 954 00:50:43,032 --> 00:50:44,372 - Come. - Yes, Sir. 955 00:50:44,907 --> 00:50:45,947 (Whispers) 956 00:50:46,616 --> 00:50:47,276 Look, Sir. 957 00:50:47,282 --> 00:50:48,492 Walk quickly. 958 00:50:48,616 --> 00:50:49,446 Look, Sir. 959 00:50:56,366 --> 00:50:57,316 Sister-in-law Meenu, 960 00:50:57,657 --> 00:50:58,617 You here? 961 00:50:59,407 --> 00:51:01,867 The daughter-in-law of our house does not come to the police station. 962 00:51:02,074 --> 00:51:03,124 Come, I'll drop you. 963 00:51:03,116 --> 00:51:05,316 She might be your daughter, but she is my sweetheart. 964 00:51:07,116 --> 00:51:09,196 I stole Meenu's heart, didn't I? 965 00:51:09,574 --> 00:51:11,034 She must have come to file an FIR about that. 966 00:51:11,907 --> 00:51:14,237 Police bro, I'm ready to surrender. 967 00:51:14,449 --> 00:51:15,949 Hang me if you want. 968 00:51:16,157 --> 00:51:18,907 Go, Meenu, quickly go home and make paneer pakoras for me. 969 00:51:18,907 --> 00:51:21,487 I'll wrap this up in two minutes, and be back, come on, bro. 970 00:51:21,907 --> 00:51:23,567 Who let this balloon inside? 971 00:51:24,199 --> 00:51:25,949 Pick up these jinxes, and throw him out. 972 00:51:26,282 --> 00:51:27,822 Their shadow shouldn't fall on the police station. 973 00:51:27,949 --> 00:51:29,199 - Get out. - You know him, right? 974 00:51:29,449 --> 00:51:31,239 The whole of Kullu knows these jinxes, Sir. 975 00:51:31,824 --> 00:51:33,874 Wherever they go, they spread misfortune. 976 00:51:34,157 --> 00:51:36,117 I'm surprised you don't know them. 977 00:51:37,866 --> 00:51:39,026 Where was the dead body found? 978 00:51:39,199 --> 00:51:40,199 Inside the river. 979 00:51:40,199 --> 00:51:41,989 What were you two doing in the river? 980 00:51:42,491 --> 00:51:43,571 We were floating stones. 981 00:51:43,574 --> 00:51:44,784 What were you floating? 982 00:51:44,782 --> 00:51:45,742 Stones? 983 00:51:45,907 --> 00:51:48,157 Hey, even your dad floated stones. 984 00:51:48,282 --> 00:51:50,992 Not just ours, but all of our father, Shri Ramchandra, 985 00:51:51,116 --> 00:51:52,236 He floated stones. 986 00:51:52,241 --> 00:51:53,871 Glory to Lord Ram. 987 00:51:53,866 --> 00:51:56,316 Every child knows this. You don't know? 988 00:51:56,532 --> 00:51:58,202 Who made you a policeman? 989 00:51:58,199 --> 00:51:59,909 They are cunning jinx, the rascals. 990 00:52:00,116 --> 00:52:01,196 They are both lying, the rascals. 991 00:52:01,366 --> 00:52:03,066 They killed a man, brought him to the police station, 992 00:52:03,199 --> 00:52:04,869 and came to give witness themselves. 993 00:52:05,116 --> 00:52:06,736 I'm telling you, Sir, a big scandal will happen. 994 00:52:06,866 --> 00:52:07,866 Sir, look, 995 00:52:08,199 --> 00:52:10,159 the dead body is wearing a brown jacket, 996 00:52:10,657 --> 00:52:13,277 and the hair on the head is black and white. 997 00:52:13,574 --> 00:52:14,664 The complexion is fair, 998 00:52:14,949 --> 00:52:17,199 and I think his height is also five eight, Sir. 999 00:52:17,741 --> 00:52:18,821 And Sir, look, 1000 00:52:18,949 --> 00:52:20,489 he is also wearing an iron bracelet on his hand. 1001 00:52:22,282 --> 00:52:24,162 The pants must be black too. 1002 00:52:25,657 --> 00:52:27,067 He is your dad, isn't he? 1003 00:52:27,657 --> 00:52:29,777 No, Sir, it doesn't look like him. 1004 00:52:30,199 --> 00:52:31,069 Sir, 1005 00:52:31,366 --> 00:52:33,196 If you say so, I will unbutton the dead body's shirt 1006 00:52:33,199 --> 00:52:34,779 and check the black mole on the belly button. 1007 00:52:34,782 --> 00:52:37,322 Stop, stop, stop. 1008 00:52:38,782 --> 00:52:41,372 Why did you commit suicide? 1009 00:52:42,574 --> 00:52:44,744 Small arguments keep happening. 1010 00:52:44,741 --> 00:52:46,201 What have you done? 1011 00:52:46,199 --> 00:52:49,119 Take this, son. You wear my bindi, what do I need it for? 1012 00:52:49,116 --> 00:52:50,116 And take these, 1013 00:52:50,241 --> 00:52:51,241 my bangles. 1014 00:52:52,116 --> 00:52:53,656 My marital bliss is gone. 1015 00:52:54,866 --> 00:52:57,866 Why did you commit suicide? 1016 00:52:57,866 --> 00:52:58,816 Sir, 1017 00:52:59,824 --> 00:53:00,744 One second. 1018 00:53:01,741 --> 00:53:02,491 I...? 1019 00:53:02,741 --> 00:53:03,491 One second. 1020 00:53:09,407 --> 00:53:10,407 Sir, 1021 00:53:10,699 --> 00:53:13,279 I want to give you proof of my innocence. 1022 00:53:15,324 --> 00:53:19,204 Okay! Yes, the law does demand evidence. 1023 00:53:19,866 --> 00:53:20,906 Come. 1024 00:53:21,324 --> 00:53:22,244 Wait a minute. 1025 00:53:22,866 --> 00:53:25,316 Meenu, the law is blind. How will it see the evidence? 1026 00:53:25,491 --> 00:53:26,491 Bansi, 1027 00:53:27,074 --> 00:53:29,164 Put this useless fellow into the frying pan of the law! 1028 00:53:29,157 --> 00:53:29,987 Sir, 1029 00:53:30,491 --> 00:53:32,781 there is a CCTV in your room, isn't there? 1030 00:53:35,532 --> 00:53:37,872 Sir, we can go to the lockup, right? 1031 00:53:37,866 --> 00:53:39,406 There's no CCTV in the lockup. 1032 00:53:39,532 --> 00:53:40,532 Correct! 1033 00:53:41,324 --> 00:53:42,244 Come. 1034 00:53:42,241 --> 00:53:43,911 Meenu! Meenu! 1035 00:53:44,324 --> 00:53:47,124 Sir, Sir, listen to me for a minute, Sir. 1036 00:53:47,116 --> 00:53:48,026 Lock him up too. 1037 00:53:48,157 --> 00:53:49,277 - Meenu! - Hey! 1038 00:53:57,657 --> 00:53:59,067 Meenu ji, 1039 00:53:59,241 --> 00:54:00,321 Will you marry me? 1040 00:54:00,866 --> 00:54:02,026 - Sir. - How much dowry will you give? 1041 00:54:02,032 --> 00:54:03,742 Dowry is given by the girl's side, isn't it? 1042 00:54:03,741 --> 00:54:07,201 No, no, no, no, here we have the custom of taking dowry. 1043 00:54:07,199 --> 00:54:10,029 Sir, I can think about your offer. 1044 00:54:10,032 --> 00:54:12,202 You just have to do one small thing for me. 1045 00:54:12,199 --> 00:54:15,239 Meenu ji, Your Demand is My Command. Tell me. 1046 00:54:15,241 --> 00:54:17,371 It's 'Your Wish Is My Command'. 1047 00:54:17,491 --> 00:54:19,871 It might be, but from now on, what you say will happen. 1048 00:54:19,866 --> 00:54:20,816 You speak. 1049 00:54:22,032 --> 00:54:26,992 Sir, save me from Mordechai. 1050 00:54:27,657 --> 00:54:30,487 It's like my dad ruined the cannabis garden. He's after me. 1051 00:54:30,782 --> 00:54:32,202 I've already taken One million in advance. 1052 00:54:32,657 --> 00:54:33,947 Mother Father, 1053 00:54:34,199 --> 00:54:36,199 Brother of Peacock. Mordechai. 1054 00:54:36,324 --> 00:54:38,414 You messed with him? Do you know who he is? 1055 00:54:38,407 --> 00:54:41,117 - Who is he? - He is a wild animal. 1056 00:54:41,241 --> 00:54:44,201 He is a retired agent of the Israeli intelligence, Mossad. 1057 00:54:44,199 --> 00:54:47,029 Now, who am I to save you? Even the Home Minister can't save you. 1058 00:54:47,407 --> 00:54:49,197 - Sir... - Quietly double his money 1059 00:54:49,199 --> 00:54:50,779 and return it to him. 1060 00:54:51,074 --> 00:54:53,534 I'll talk to him. Let's see if he spares your life. 1061 00:54:53,532 --> 00:54:54,572 Sir, 1062 00:54:54,574 --> 00:54:56,124 All the money is gone, right? 1063 00:54:56,116 --> 00:54:57,196 Oh man. 1064 00:54:57,199 --> 00:54:59,279 Half of it was used to pay off Dad's bank loan, 1065 00:54:59,282 --> 00:55:00,872 and with the other half, a bike was bought. 1066 00:55:00,866 --> 00:55:01,616 Sir, please do something. 1067 00:55:01,616 --> 00:55:04,266 Then go and jump into your father's pyre now. 1068 00:55:05,032 --> 00:55:05,992 Because who am I to help you? 1069 00:55:05,991 --> 00:55:08,161 My father, my grandfather, my greatgrandfather, 1070 00:55:08,157 --> 00:55:10,027 my great great grandfather, no one can save you. 1071 00:55:10,032 --> 00:55:13,992 That scoundrel will destroy your hut with a bazooka. 1072 00:55:13,991 --> 00:55:15,281 Are you crazy? 1073 00:55:16,741 --> 00:55:18,121 My dream is broken. 1074 00:55:19,324 --> 00:55:20,454 Take the dowry now. 1075 00:55:21,005 --> 00:55:21,915 Come, Bansi. 1076 00:55:24,866 --> 00:55:26,156 You made a fool of me. 1077 00:55:26,157 --> 00:55:27,777 You charmed my boss. 1078 00:55:27,782 --> 00:55:30,282 Bansi, I was helpless, man. Just listen to me. 1079 00:55:30,282 --> 00:55:31,492 Oh, really! 1080 00:55:32,616 --> 00:55:34,236 Don't make me speak. 1081 00:55:34,574 --> 00:55:35,744 Okay, if I hadn't trapped him, 1082 00:55:35,741 --> 00:55:37,621 you would have lost your job and I would have gone to jail. 1083 00:55:37,616 --> 00:55:38,486 Understood? 1084 00:55:38,491 --> 00:55:39,411 Fool. 1085 00:55:43,657 --> 00:55:44,567 Okay, listen. Sorry. 1086 00:55:44,574 --> 00:55:45,324 Shut up! 1087 00:55:45,324 --> 00:55:46,284 Listen. 1088 00:55:52,324 --> 00:55:53,244 Be quiet. 1089 00:55:54,491 --> 00:55:56,821 Why did you kill Meenu's father. 1090 00:55:57,199 --> 00:55:59,659 Sir, first you answer one of our questions. 1091 00:56:03,741 --> 00:56:06,201 One room, one elephant, two bananas. 1092 00:56:06,657 --> 00:56:09,117 The elephant ate one banana, but not the other. 1093 00:56:09,241 --> 00:56:09,991 Why? 1094 00:56:10,199 --> 00:56:11,989 Because its stomach is full. 1095 00:56:13,241 --> 00:56:14,871 One banana was of plastic. 1096 00:56:18,741 --> 00:56:20,031 What is this? 1097 00:56:20,574 --> 00:56:22,664 Okay, one more, one more, one more. 1098 00:56:22,657 --> 00:56:23,777 Mine. 1099 00:56:24,407 --> 00:56:27,197 One room, one elephant, two bananas. 1100 00:56:27,866 --> 00:56:29,366 The elephant didn't eat either banana. 1101 00:56:29,657 --> 00:56:30,487 Tell me why? 1102 00:56:30,699 --> 00:56:31,489 Simple. 1103 00:56:31,657 --> 00:56:32,737 It's easy. 1104 00:56:32,991 --> 00:56:35,491 This time both bananas were of plastic. 1105 00:56:35,741 --> 00:56:37,991 Both bananas were not of plastic. 1106 00:56:38,157 --> 00:56:39,867 The elephant was of plastic. 1107 00:56:42,157 --> 00:56:44,947 Hey, hey, hey, one more, one more, one more. 1108 00:56:44,949 --> 00:56:46,659 Yes, yes, the easy one. 1109 00:56:47,241 --> 00:56:51,451 Yes, one room, one elephant, two bananas. 1110 00:56:51,616 --> 00:56:53,736 The elephant is real, the bananas are real too. 1111 00:56:54,116 --> 00:56:55,866 The elephant still didn't eat them. 1112 00:56:56,157 --> 00:56:56,987 Why? 1113 00:56:57,782 --> 00:56:59,162 Because 1114 00:56:59,157 --> 00:57:00,947 The elephant has an upset stomach. 1115 00:57:02,116 --> 00:57:03,566 The elephant was on TV 1116 00:57:03,574 --> 00:57:05,324 and the bananas were on the table. 1117 00:57:17,574 --> 00:57:18,954 Why did you commit murder? 1118 00:57:20,044 --> 00:57:21,174 Accuse 1119 00:57:22,324 --> 00:57:23,704 Sir! 1120 00:57:25,657 --> 00:57:29,617 Sir, you want us to take the blame for Meenu's father's murder, 1121 00:57:29,741 --> 00:57:32,621 and you want to spend your entire life having fun with Meenu, right? 1122 00:57:32,824 --> 00:57:33,994 That's what you want, Sir, right? 1123 00:57:33,991 --> 00:57:35,781 Right, right, right? 1124 00:57:35,782 --> 00:57:37,162 Brother, this is what he wants. 1125 00:57:39,657 --> 00:57:41,197 Sir, whatever you say, we will do it. 1126 00:57:41,407 --> 00:57:43,657 I even suggest, file two or four more fake cases against us. 1127 00:57:43,657 --> 00:57:44,367 Yes. 1128 00:57:44,491 --> 00:57:46,411 Oh, Sir, we will accept it, right? 1129 00:57:46,657 --> 00:57:47,567 We will. 1130 00:57:47,782 --> 00:57:49,622 But after that, whatever happens to you... 1131 00:57:49,616 --> 00:57:50,616 What will happen? 1132 00:57:52,699 --> 00:57:54,069 Oh, forget it, man, you won't be able to handle it. 1133 00:57:54,074 --> 00:57:56,074 Oh, What do you mean by that? 1134 00:57:56,074 --> 00:57:58,204 It means the same thing will happen to you 1135 00:57:58,324 --> 00:58:00,494 as is about to happen with this cop Shishupal. 1136 00:58:00,949 --> 00:58:02,199 What is about to happen? 1137 00:58:02,491 --> 00:58:03,781 What is about to happen? 1138 00:58:03,782 --> 00:58:04,572 Huh? 1139 00:58:04,574 --> 00:58:05,824 Sinner. 1140 00:58:22,491 --> 00:58:23,871 Sinner. 1141 00:58:25,491 --> 00:58:26,281 Sinner. 1142 00:58:43,532 --> 00:58:44,992 Why are you crying? 1143 00:58:48,407 --> 00:58:49,737 How did she run away like that? 1144 00:58:49,741 --> 00:58:50,991 Who ran away? 1145 00:58:54,074 --> 00:58:55,244 Everything is ruined! 1146 00:58:57,574 --> 00:58:58,494 Sir, 1147 00:58:59,199 --> 00:59:01,239 My daughter ran away from home. 1148 00:59:01,949 --> 00:59:03,989 - Her wedding was two days later. - Yes. 1149 00:59:04,407 --> 00:59:05,737 And she ran away with the same confectioner 1150 00:59:05,741 --> 00:59:07,911 who had come to make sweets for her wedding. 1151 00:59:08,241 --> 00:59:09,661 She took 200,000 rupees in cash. 1152 00:59:09,866 --> 00:59:12,156 and five kilos of gold. Sir. 1153 00:59:12,949 --> 00:59:14,409 Everything is ruined, Sir. 1154 00:59:14,782 --> 00:59:16,202 Everyone has been disgraced. 1155 00:59:17,199 --> 00:59:18,029 Shishu. 1156 00:59:25,991 --> 00:59:29,951 The policeman spent his whole life taking bribes to collect dowry 1157 00:59:30,116 --> 00:59:31,316 for his daughter's wedding. 1158 00:59:33,574 --> 00:59:35,204 The confectioner took the dowry and ran away with her. 1159 00:59:37,991 --> 00:59:41,241 The account of bad deeds is settled, that's all. 1160 00:59:42,991 --> 00:59:44,951 People sow the seeds of thorn apple, 1161 00:59:45,241 --> 00:59:46,821 and wish for mangoes. 1162 00:59:47,991 --> 00:59:49,571 They sow the seeds of evil, 1163 00:59:50,699 --> 00:59:52,619 but when the time for payment comes, 1164 00:59:53,574 --> 00:59:56,824 they go to offer gold and silver as a bribe to God. 1165 00:59:59,532 --> 01:00:01,282 Offering gold won't do it. 1166 01:00:03,407 --> 01:00:05,367 Only by sowing the seed of goodness 1167 01:00:05,699 --> 01:00:07,279 does the harvest of peace grow. 1168 01:00:09,574 --> 01:00:11,034 There is still time Deepak, 1169 01:00:12,199 --> 01:00:13,239 repent, 1170 01:00:15,074 --> 01:00:16,284 otherwise, suffer the consequences. 1171 01:00:17,199 --> 01:00:18,199 Brother. 1172 01:00:20,741 --> 01:00:22,661 Brother, I understood everything, 1173 01:00:23,616 --> 01:00:25,196 but what is this thorn apple? 1174 01:00:26,741 --> 01:00:28,741 Oh, I'll explain it to you sometime when we're alone. 1175 01:00:29,407 --> 01:00:31,197 Right now it seems like Sir's 1176 01:00:31,366 --> 01:00:32,446 luplup is happening. 1177 01:00:34,616 --> 01:00:35,776 Luplup. 1178 01:00:37,116 --> 01:00:39,366 When a scared heart slips from the chest 1179 01:00:39,366 --> 01:00:41,816 and starts beating in the backside, 1180 01:00:42,199 --> 01:00:44,619 that is called luplup. 1181 01:00:44,949 --> 01:00:48,659 Oh! Sir, oh Sir, don't worry. 1182 01:00:48,866 --> 01:00:50,946 The pitcher of your sins is not full yet. 1183 01:00:50,949 --> 01:00:52,489 The day your sins overflow, 1184 01:00:52,491 --> 01:00:54,161 that day you'll be thrashed from all sides. 1185 01:00:54,282 --> 01:00:55,032 Sir. 1186 01:00:55,157 --> 01:00:56,987 Sir, there's a fire in your room. 1187 01:00:57,116 --> 01:00:58,736 Sir, run, Sir. 1188 01:01:13,241 --> 01:01:14,491 Sinner. 1189 01:01:16,407 --> 01:01:17,817 Sinner. 1190 01:01:19,324 --> 01:01:20,204 Sinner. 1191 01:02:08,157 --> 01:02:10,027 All the money burned. I'm ruined. 1192 01:02:10,407 --> 01:02:11,947 You must have been shocked. 1193 01:02:12,282 --> 01:02:13,742 I knew it beforehand. 1194 01:02:14,157 --> 01:02:15,947 That jinx you've placed in your horoscope. 1195 01:02:16,491 --> 01:02:19,371 Drag them by their hair and throw them in the car. 1196 01:02:20,866 --> 01:02:23,026 I'll check their horoscopes. 1197 01:02:26,491 --> 01:02:29,991 The real thing is your karma, dear. 1198 01:02:30,241 --> 01:02:32,571 - The real thing... - Brother-in-law 1199 01:02:33,657 --> 01:02:35,367 Here, brother-in-law, eat. 1200 01:02:35,949 --> 01:02:38,659 - The real thing, eat. - Foofa! 1201 01:02:38,782 --> 01:02:39,372 Yes, yes, 1202 01:02:39,491 --> 01:02:40,991 - Oh Foofa! - Oh, yeah! 1203 01:02:40,991 --> 01:02:42,161 Foofa! 1204 01:02:42,282 --> 01:02:43,372 The real thing 1205 01:02:44,074 --> 01:02:46,574 is your karma, dear. 1206 01:02:48,199 --> 01:02:49,239 Foofa! 1207 01:02:49,366 --> 01:02:52,366 You told me to trap these two in the web of illusion. 1208 01:02:52,574 --> 01:02:53,994 Okay, I trapped them. 1209 01:02:54,199 --> 01:02:57,529 Now, while trapping Rahu and Ketu, I got trapped myself. 1210 01:02:57,532 --> 01:03:00,202 My story isn't moving forward anywhere. I don't know what happened. 1211 01:03:00,407 --> 01:03:03,117 I think I have a writer's block. 1212 01:03:03,116 --> 01:03:04,316 - Perhaps. - So. 1213 01:03:05,074 --> 01:03:06,164 So I need your help. 1214 01:03:06,157 --> 01:03:07,617 It's your story. You write it yourself. 1215 01:03:07,866 --> 01:03:09,316 The real thing is your karma... 1216 01:03:09,324 --> 01:03:10,994 I, I will write it. 1217 01:03:10,991 --> 01:03:14,071 But how will I find a co-writer like you? 1218 01:03:14,199 --> 01:03:15,159 Forget it, son. 1219 01:03:15,157 --> 01:03:17,907 You and your story won't be able to handle what I write. 1220 01:03:18,741 --> 01:03:19,741 I'll handle it. 1221 01:03:19,741 --> 01:03:21,071 Now, please write ahead. 1222 01:03:21,074 --> 01:03:22,124 Think carefully. 1223 01:03:22,116 --> 01:03:23,866 I add spice quickly. 1224 01:03:24,074 --> 01:03:25,074 You'll burn up. 1225 01:03:25,366 --> 01:03:26,566 I'll apply ice. 1226 01:03:26,574 --> 01:03:28,284 Please don't stop writing. 1227 01:03:30,074 --> 01:03:32,744 I asked you to write 1228 01:03:32,741 --> 01:03:35,371 and you closed the diary and slid it towards me. 1229 01:03:35,574 --> 01:03:36,374 Why? 1230 01:03:37,407 --> 01:03:38,367 Why is that? 1231 01:03:38,949 --> 01:03:42,409 Now the writer himself will go and explain it to the character. 1232 01:03:42,949 --> 01:03:44,409 The one who understands will be saved, 1233 01:03:44,574 --> 01:03:47,624 and the one who doesn't will regret it standing right there. 1234 01:03:49,866 --> 01:03:54,156 The real thing is your karma, dear. 1235 01:04:04,616 --> 01:04:06,276 I got a thousand rupees worth of diesel this morning. 1236 01:04:06,282 --> 01:04:07,412 How did it run out? 1237 01:04:08,241 --> 01:04:09,571 The diesel hasn't run out. 1238 01:04:10,199 --> 01:04:11,659 The jinxes have begun. 1239 01:04:12,199 --> 01:04:13,739 Bansi, don't talk nonsense. 1240 01:04:13,741 --> 01:04:14,951 I don't believe any of this. 1241 01:04:15,074 --> 01:04:16,664 You can take a test and see. 1242 01:04:18,741 --> 01:04:19,531 Test. 1243 01:04:25,616 --> 01:04:26,366 Get down. 1244 01:04:26,949 --> 01:04:27,779 Get down. 1245 01:04:28,032 --> 01:04:29,322 Come on, get down, get down, let's push. 1246 01:04:29,324 --> 01:04:31,284 Hey, I'm not talking to you. 1247 01:04:32,157 --> 01:04:32,947 Get down. 1248 01:04:32,949 --> 01:04:33,929 Okay. 1249 01:04:34,282 --> 01:04:35,202 Get down. 1250 01:04:42,282 --> 01:04:43,202 Get back up. 1251 01:04:43,199 --> 01:04:44,159 Okay. 1252 01:04:46,491 --> 01:04:48,371 Are you a wretch? 1253 01:04:48,491 --> 01:04:50,071 You've ruined my mind. 1254 01:04:50,366 --> 01:04:51,656 I will hit you right in the middle of your forehead. 1255 01:04:51,782 --> 01:04:53,242 I'll make a third eye, rascal. Do you understand? 1256 01:04:53,241 --> 01:04:54,241 Who are you both? 1257 01:04:54,241 --> 01:04:55,451 Hello! 1258 01:04:56,074 --> 01:04:57,874 - Who are you? - Risk Taker. 1259 01:05:06,657 --> 01:05:09,617 Myself Kingmaker meaning Risk Taker. 1260 01:05:09,824 --> 01:05:13,124 I turn a king into a beggar and a beggar into a Prime Minister. 1261 01:05:13,324 --> 01:05:15,414 Wherever I go, I spoil an already established game. 1262 01:05:15,407 --> 01:05:16,197 I'll give you one. 1263 01:05:16,199 --> 01:05:18,529 Your life is messed up Yet you are arrogant? 1264 01:05:18,657 --> 01:05:20,027 Why, darling, why? 1265 01:05:21,116 --> 01:05:22,816 Who made Rahu Ketu a jinx? 1266 01:05:22,824 --> 01:05:23,784 I did. 1267 01:05:23,991 --> 01:05:25,661 Who made Bansi meet Meenu? 1268 01:05:25,657 --> 01:05:26,567 I did. 1269 01:05:26,949 --> 01:05:29,409 Who made Deepak kiss Meenu? 1270 01:05:29,407 --> 01:05:31,157 - Who? - I did, who else? 1271 01:05:31,282 --> 01:05:34,662 I can turn a dog into a lion and a lion into a worm. 1272 01:05:35,366 --> 01:05:36,196 Tell me, 1273 01:05:36,449 --> 01:05:37,569 do you want to become a lion 1274 01:05:37,574 --> 01:05:39,494 - or live the life of a worm? - Hey, old man. 1275 01:05:39,991 --> 01:05:41,621 I don't know about worms and all, 1276 01:05:41,824 --> 01:05:43,574 but if you keep talking in riddles like this, 1277 01:05:43,741 --> 01:05:45,571 I'll will put a broom in your throat and turn you into a helicopter 1278 01:05:45,574 --> 01:05:46,624 You will keep spinning. 1279 01:05:46,741 --> 01:05:48,411 Now quickly tell me what you know about them. 1280 01:05:48,532 --> 01:05:49,742 It's very suffocating in here. 1281 01:05:50,074 --> 01:05:51,074 Come out, 1282 01:05:51,074 --> 01:05:53,494 I'll explain it in the open air. I'll tell you the whole story. 1283 01:05:53,657 --> 01:05:54,447 Come. 1284 01:05:54,741 --> 01:05:56,071 It's a very interesting story. 1285 01:05:56,782 --> 01:05:57,662 What happened is. 1286 01:05:57,782 --> 01:05:59,372 Once upon a time... 1287 01:05:59,366 --> 01:06:00,656 It happened like this, 1288 01:06:02,491 --> 01:06:04,201 that 2000 years ago, 1289 01:06:04,324 --> 01:06:05,874 after the battle between Alexander and Porus, 1290 01:06:05,866 --> 01:06:08,776 when Alexander was preparing to return from India, 1291 01:06:08,782 --> 01:06:10,822 his commander refused to go with him 1292 01:06:11,116 --> 01:06:12,656 and stayed somewhere here in Manali. 1293 01:06:13,949 --> 01:06:16,279 Alexander had a Quirky Diary of Fate 1294 01:06:16,282 --> 01:06:18,282 on which he wrote his own destiny with his hands, 1295 01:06:18,282 --> 01:06:20,742 and because of which he ruled the entire world. 1296 01:06:21,074 --> 01:06:23,324 Alexander gave that diary to his commander. 1297 01:06:24,074 --> 01:06:26,824 Even today, that diary is alive and is with a writer 1298 01:06:26,824 --> 01:06:29,034 whose name is Churu Lal Sharma. 1299 01:06:29,282 --> 01:06:32,412 Churu Lal Sharma wrote the story, and these two, Rahu Ketu, 1300 01:06:32,824 --> 01:06:34,074 are the heroes of the same story. 1301 01:06:34,199 --> 01:06:35,199 - Meaning? - Meaning? 1302 01:06:35,491 --> 01:06:37,621 Meaning whatever that writer writes in the story, 1303 01:06:37,782 --> 01:06:39,412 it becomes the inner voice of both of them, 1304 01:06:39,699 --> 01:06:42,239 and these two do whatever this voice makes them do. 1305 01:06:42,949 --> 01:06:46,819 In the same words, in English, it is also called the Subconscious Voice. 1306 01:06:47,074 --> 01:06:47,994 Huh! 1307 01:06:48,157 --> 01:06:49,737 This Sub Inspector is standing here, 1308 01:06:49,741 --> 01:06:51,411 what department is this Subconscious, brother? 1309 01:06:51,407 --> 01:06:53,407 Department of Foofology. 1310 01:06:53,574 --> 01:06:55,664 Excuse me, Uncle, one minute. 1311 01:06:55,949 --> 01:06:59,409 Does this mean that someone else records and sends the voice inside us? 1312 01:06:59,532 --> 01:07:00,872 Absolutely, my child. 1313 01:07:00,991 --> 01:07:03,071 Okay, let's assume someone else is recording, 1314 01:07:03,324 --> 01:07:05,244 but how does this voice enter inside us? 1315 01:07:05,491 --> 01:07:07,201 The way sweetness enters a mango, 1316 01:07:07,741 --> 01:07:09,241 the way water enters clouds, 1317 01:07:09,491 --> 01:07:11,371 the way fragrance enters the air, 1318 01:07:11,532 --> 01:07:14,282 the way love enters hearts. 1319 01:07:14,574 --> 01:07:16,244 Hey, did you do dry drugs? 1320 01:07:16,241 --> 01:07:18,621 If you don't believe, then go and meet Churu right now 1321 01:07:18,616 --> 01:07:20,016 and see that quirky diary. 1322 01:07:20,772 --> 01:07:23,522 That diary is kept in the drawer of his library table. 1323 01:07:23,699 --> 01:07:24,909 How do you know? 1324 01:07:25,741 --> 01:07:26,871 I told you, didn't I, 1325 01:07:27,282 --> 01:07:30,202 that Alexander gave that diary to his commander when he was leaving. 1326 01:07:30,324 --> 01:07:33,284 He must have given it, but how did you find out? 1327 01:07:33,782 --> 01:07:35,912 Because I am that commander. 1328 01:07:36,116 --> 01:07:38,316 Commander, you sit on my chariot. 1329 01:07:39,116 --> 01:07:41,026 I'll beat you in front of everyone. 1330 01:07:41,032 --> 01:07:42,452 Come. Come. 1331 01:07:43,241 --> 01:07:44,031 Come. 1332 01:08:01,116 --> 01:08:05,116 Madarchai Sir, at least listen to me, please. 1333 01:08:06,199 --> 01:08:08,279 Say my name correctly. 1334 01:08:09,532 --> 01:08:10,572 Morde... 1335 01:08:14,199 --> 01:08:16,949 (Struggles) 1336 01:08:18,699 --> 01:08:19,989 No. 1337 01:08:45,991 --> 01:08:46,991 Bansi, 1338 01:08:47,157 --> 01:08:48,317 Where the hell are you? 1339 01:08:48,491 --> 01:08:51,071 That Madar Chai is after me, he wants to kill me, man. 1340 01:08:51,199 --> 01:08:52,239 Save me, please. 1341 01:08:52,241 --> 01:08:53,371 Do as I say. 1342 01:08:53,366 --> 01:08:54,816 Don't ask any questions. 1343 01:08:54,824 --> 01:08:56,664 We will both rule the universe. 1344 01:08:56,824 --> 01:09:01,034 There is a writer in Kasol, Churu Lal Sharma. 1345 01:09:09,449 --> 01:09:10,239 Eh! 1346 01:09:10,907 --> 01:09:11,867 Who is it? 1347 01:09:12,324 --> 01:09:13,324 Who? 1348 01:09:15,074 --> 01:09:16,784 Eh! Who? 1349 01:09:50,032 --> 01:09:51,912 Foofa, where have you been all this time? 1350 01:09:52,116 --> 01:09:53,946 I asked you to write the story, didn't I? 1351 01:09:53,949 --> 01:09:56,489 Look what I brought for you. 1352 01:09:57,366 --> 01:09:58,616 Come on. 1353 01:10:20,824 --> 01:10:21,824 Why did you bring him here? 1354 01:10:21,824 --> 01:10:23,164 Rahu Ketu. 1355 01:10:23,491 --> 01:10:25,071 Won't you embrace your father? 1356 01:10:25,657 --> 01:10:26,617 Papa. 1357 01:10:27,741 --> 01:10:30,031 Hey Ketu, are fathers really like this? 1358 01:10:30,241 --> 01:10:32,781 Such fathers would be spent on their children, man. 1359 01:10:32,782 --> 01:10:35,452 Hey, if you type rubbish on Google, this guy pops up. 1360 01:10:35,449 --> 01:10:37,699 Man, we're not becoming your sons. 1361 01:10:37,824 --> 01:10:38,954 Bring Mom. 1362 01:10:39,532 --> 01:10:40,662 Which Mom? 1363 01:10:41,199 --> 01:10:42,239 Which Mom? 1364 01:10:42,616 --> 01:10:44,026 Oh, the Diary Mom! 1365 01:10:44,032 --> 01:10:45,242 The one who created us. 1366 01:10:45,366 --> 01:10:45,906 Go and bring her. 1367 01:10:46,074 --> 01:10:48,324 And Commander hasn't come alone. 1368 01:10:50,699 --> 01:10:53,319 The entire army of Himachal is with him. 1369 01:10:53,616 --> 01:10:55,736 Here, take my weapon. 1370 01:10:55,949 --> 01:10:57,699 Please use it with a little love. 1371 01:10:58,199 --> 01:10:59,029 Where is the diary? 1372 01:10:59,241 --> 01:11:00,781 Who are you and which diary? 1373 01:11:00,782 --> 01:11:02,412 - Hit him one. - No. 1374 01:11:02,991 --> 01:11:03,991 Hit him one? 1375 01:11:04,199 --> 01:11:08,569 That diary, that diary, I, I forgot where I kept it. 1376 01:11:08,574 --> 01:11:09,874 Now, second! 1377 01:11:11,032 --> 01:11:12,742 Second? Cheating 1378 01:11:13,324 --> 01:11:14,784 I... I... 1379 01:11:14,782 --> 01:11:16,032 I'll bring it. 1380 01:11:16,032 --> 01:11:17,412 Don't bring. 1381 01:11:17,824 --> 01:11:18,994 Let's go take it. 1382 01:11:19,157 --> 01:11:20,157 Don't stare like that. 1383 01:11:20,157 --> 01:11:21,527 Don't be surprised. 1384 01:11:21,657 --> 01:11:23,907 Don't be surprised. I've laid all my cards out. 1385 01:11:24,574 --> 01:11:26,534 Now the twist has come in the story. 1386 01:11:26,782 --> 01:11:28,742 With spice, ripping the dhoti. 1387 01:11:29,074 --> 01:11:32,164 Now we will get proper entertainment. 1388 01:11:32,782 --> 01:11:33,532 I hate you. 1389 01:11:33,532 --> 01:11:34,782 I love you. 1390 01:11:36,824 --> 01:11:37,574 Foofa. 1391 01:11:37,866 --> 01:11:38,406 Mom? 1392 01:11:38,407 --> 01:11:39,407 Mom is there. 1393 01:11:43,491 --> 01:11:44,661 Go, go, go, go. 1394 01:11:44,657 --> 01:11:46,117 Oh man, writer, show some respect. 1395 01:11:46,116 --> 01:11:47,156 Come on, writer. 1396 01:11:47,157 --> 01:11:48,567 Come on, take the diary. 1397 01:11:49,532 --> 01:11:51,162 Take it, take it. 1398 01:11:52,699 --> 01:11:53,819 Open it. 1399 01:11:54,074 --> 01:11:55,124 Here, man. 1400 01:11:56,824 --> 01:11:57,874 Where is my diary? 1401 01:11:57,866 --> 01:11:58,816 It's stolen. 1402 01:11:58,824 --> 01:11:59,824 Isn't it, Bansi? 1403 01:11:59,824 --> 01:12:00,744 Huh? 1404 01:12:01,116 --> 01:12:01,866 It's stolen. 1405 01:12:01,866 --> 01:12:03,736 No one stole it, he hid it. 1406 01:12:03,866 --> 01:12:04,616 He did. 1407 01:12:04,616 --> 01:12:05,906 Search. 1408 01:12:05,907 --> 01:12:06,867 One minute. 1409 01:12:06,866 --> 01:12:07,816 What does it look like? 1410 01:12:07,824 --> 01:12:08,954 Beautiful. 1411 01:12:08,949 --> 01:12:09,989 Tall and wide. 1412 01:12:10,324 --> 01:12:11,494 Written in golden words. 1413 01:12:11,491 --> 01:12:12,701 Quirky stories. 1414 01:12:12,699 --> 01:12:14,449 - Quirky stories. - Search. 1415 01:12:14,657 --> 01:12:15,617 Search. 1416 01:12:15,907 --> 01:12:17,867 Search, search. 1417 01:12:17,866 --> 01:12:19,616 Quirky story. 1418 01:12:27,741 --> 01:12:29,371 Cover, cover, what colour is the cover? 1419 01:12:29,366 --> 01:12:30,776 Golden. 1420 01:12:31,699 --> 01:12:33,119 Hey, where is it? 1421 01:12:33,407 --> 01:12:35,487 - Found it, found it, found it, found it. - Found it. 1422 01:12:35,616 --> 01:12:37,066 No, no, no, no. 1423 01:12:37,741 --> 01:12:39,031 Search. 1424 01:12:43,532 --> 01:12:44,412 Sir. 1425 01:12:45,866 --> 01:12:47,026 Earlier there were two, 1426 01:12:47,366 --> 01:12:48,656 and now there are four, 1427 01:12:48,824 --> 01:12:51,454 and now all four of them are making your that... 1428 01:12:51,449 --> 01:12:53,319 the word I can't even say to you. 1429 01:12:54,282 --> 01:12:57,162 But it starts with 'Choo' and ends with 'ya'. 1430 01:12:58,074 --> 01:12:59,914 In between there is 'T' too. 1431 01:13:00,032 --> 01:13:01,032 That's the one. 1432 01:13:01,782 --> 01:13:05,372 Declare these two certified crazy and close the case. 1433 01:13:05,741 --> 01:13:08,121 If any of them are seen again, shoot them. Understood? 1434 01:13:08,741 --> 01:13:09,571 Stand up. 1435 01:13:14,324 --> 01:13:16,034 Who stole my diary? 1436 01:13:16,616 --> 01:13:18,526 Who stole my diary, Foofa? 1437 01:13:20,907 --> 01:13:22,947 It seems like sheer nonsense. 1438 01:13:23,907 --> 01:13:28,067 It means everything that has happened in my life since I met Rahu Ketu, 1439 01:13:28,074 --> 01:13:29,574 that writer was making it happen. 1440 01:13:30,366 --> 01:13:32,736 Rahu, Ketu the heroes, and I'm the villain. 1441 01:13:35,491 --> 01:13:36,701 Now I understand, 1442 01:13:36,824 --> 01:13:37,784 a man was writing it, wasn't he? 1443 01:13:37,782 --> 01:13:39,782 He will write exactly this for a woman's story. 1444 01:13:40,782 --> 01:13:42,872 All the things he made me do, man. 1445 01:13:42,866 --> 01:13:44,526 My mind says it's nonsense, 1446 01:13:44,866 --> 01:13:46,156 but my heart says it's true. 1447 01:13:47,991 --> 01:13:48,911 What are you thinking? 1448 01:13:48,907 --> 01:13:51,157 I'm thinking. Let's start from the beginning. 1449 01:13:51,907 --> 01:13:53,447 Let's write a new story of our own. 1450 01:13:54,491 --> 01:13:55,951 I'll be the Prime Minister, 1451 01:13:56,324 --> 01:13:57,454 you the Home Minister. 1452 01:13:57,449 --> 01:13:58,779 We will rule the country. 1453 01:14:01,324 --> 01:14:02,284 What! 1454 01:14:02,282 --> 01:14:04,202 Yes, we will rule. 1455 01:14:04,574 --> 01:14:05,374 Is it that easy? 1456 01:14:06,074 --> 01:14:08,124 Open the first page of the diary and see. 1457 01:14:08,116 --> 01:14:09,026 What is it? 1458 01:14:14,241 --> 01:14:15,411 The rules of the story. 1459 01:14:15,532 --> 01:14:16,322 Yes. 1460 01:14:17,116 --> 01:14:18,156 First rule. 1461 01:14:18,407 --> 01:14:19,987 A new story cannot be started 1462 01:14:19,991 --> 01:14:23,451 without finishing the one that has already begun. 1463 01:14:24,032 --> 01:14:24,872 Second rule: 1464 01:14:24,866 --> 01:14:28,156 the story can only move forward through the hero and only the hero. 1465 01:14:28,157 --> 01:14:29,367 Third rule: 1466 01:14:29,907 --> 01:14:33,367 what has been written cannot be erased by anyone. 1467 01:14:35,699 --> 01:14:36,779 Now what will happen? 1468 01:14:37,157 --> 01:14:38,117 What now? 1469 01:14:38,616 --> 01:14:40,156 Now there will be chaos, what else? 1470 01:14:40,532 --> 01:14:41,872 So what are you going to do? 1471 01:14:41,866 --> 01:14:43,616 I'll write four lines 1472 01:14:44,282 --> 01:14:46,622 and all the enemies will be destroyed. 1473 01:14:47,949 --> 01:14:50,029 Madarchai will become a beggar, 1474 01:14:50,741 --> 01:14:52,411 the hero will become a slave. 1475 01:14:53,991 --> 01:14:56,161 I will become the cannabis Queen. 1476 01:14:56,907 --> 01:14:58,527 And you, my beloved. 1477 01:14:59,282 --> 01:15:00,242 Beloved? 1478 01:15:07,616 --> 01:15:10,446 You are a very lame writer, man. Yes, my God. 1479 01:15:10,782 --> 01:15:13,372 A writer makes his hero superhuman. 1480 01:15:13,574 --> 01:15:15,164 The things their hero does. 1481 01:15:15,324 --> 01:15:16,374 He breathes fire, 1482 01:15:16,366 --> 01:15:17,276 walks on water, 1483 01:15:17,282 --> 01:15:18,532 flies in the air, man. 1484 01:15:18,532 --> 01:15:19,242 Exactly! 1485 01:15:19,241 --> 01:15:20,371 And what did you make us? 1486 01:15:20,491 --> 01:15:21,531 Jinx. 1487 01:15:21,866 --> 01:15:23,276 if you had to write our destiny, 1488 01:15:23,407 --> 01:15:25,067 you should have written 100-200 crore rupees into our fate. 1489 01:15:25,074 --> 01:15:26,914 If you wanted to remove corruption from Himachal, 1490 01:15:26,907 --> 01:15:28,907 you should have made us the Police Commissioner. 1491 01:15:28,907 --> 01:15:30,617 - Chief Minister. - Yes. 1492 01:15:30,616 --> 01:15:33,066 These chairs are the root of corruption. 1493 01:15:33,366 --> 01:15:35,026 Imagine, if I had made you the same, 1494 01:15:35,032 --> 01:15:36,452 what difference would there have been? 1495 01:15:36,574 --> 01:15:37,624 History is witness. 1496 01:15:37,616 --> 01:15:39,526 All the heroes in today's world 1497 01:15:39,532 --> 01:15:41,162 have been underdogs at some point. 1498 01:15:41,407 --> 01:15:42,567 Mahatma Gandhi ji, 1499 01:15:42,824 --> 01:15:43,624 Bhagat Singh ji, 1500 01:15:43,741 --> 01:15:44,701 Amitabh Bachchan ji, 1501 01:15:44,824 --> 01:15:45,824 Shah Rukh Khan ji, 1502 01:15:45,824 --> 01:15:46,954 Charlie Chaplin ji, 1503 01:15:47,116 --> 01:15:47,906 Bruce Lee ji. 1504 01:15:47,907 --> 01:15:50,567 Hey, they also wrote their own destiny with their own hands. 1505 01:15:50,574 --> 01:15:51,324 They did, didn't they? 1506 01:15:51,324 --> 01:15:54,414 Hey, they could write, we can't, 1507 01:15:54,616 --> 01:15:56,446 because their destiny is in their hands, 1508 01:15:56,616 --> 01:15:58,276 and our destiny was in your hands before. 1509 01:15:58,282 --> 01:16:00,452 Now I don't know whose hands it's in. 1510 01:16:00,616 --> 01:16:02,526 I'm really scared, man. 1511 01:16:02,866 --> 01:16:05,236 I don't know what all he must be writing in our destiny now. 1512 01:16:05,991 --> 01:16:07,871 I don't know what all he will make us do now. 1513 01:16:08,074 --> 01:16:09,994 Rahu will stand up, 1514 01:16:11,157 --> 01:16:15,447 and go to Ketu, 1515 01:16:18,241 --> 01:16:19,411 Looking 1516 01:16:21,991 --> 01:16:24,281 into Ketu's eyes, 1517 01:16:25,616 --> 01:16:26,656 and say. 1518 01:16:36,491 --> 01:16:37,781 Ketu darling. 1519 01:16:40,074 --> 01:16:42,164 What do you think about me? 1520 01:16:42,407 --> 01:16:45,697 What is the donkey with a rabbit's face doing in a human body? 1521 01:16:58,407 --> 01:16:59,907 I'm not talking about him, 1522 01:17:00,991 --> 01:17:02,531 I'm talking about myself. 1523 01:17:04,199 --> 01:17:06,369 When you saw me for the first time, 1524 01:17:07,657 --> 01:17:08,867 What did you feel? 1525 01:17:09,866 --> 01:17:11,616 I felt like vomiting. 1526 01:17:11,782 --> 01:17:13,492 Gas rose to my brain. Understood? 1527 01:17:13,491 --> 01:17:16,371 The doctor told me to stay away from this disease. Go back. 1528 01:17:17,616 --> 01:17:18,566 You know? 1529 01:17:19,407 --> 01:17:21,737 whenever I walk out of any street, 1530 01:17:22,366 --> 01:17:24,366 boys turn around and look at me, 1531 01:17:25,282 --> 01:17:26,702 and there's you, 1532 01:17:26,866 --> 01:17:28,316 who never even look. 1533 01:17:29,241 --> 01:17:30,531 Whenever I see him, 1534 01:17:30,949 --> 01:17:34,279 this bloated idiot is hitting on me 1535 01:17:34,616 --> 01:17:37,066 and keeps hounding me saying "Meenu, Meenu". 1536 01:17:37,074 --> 01:17:40,124 I feel like poking him with a finger and bursting him. 1537 01:17:40,491 --> 01:17:43,071 Oh ho ho! Meenu Taxi. 1538 01:17:45,199 --> 01:17:46,659 Excuse me. 1539 01:17:49,366 --> 01:17:51,566 - May I come inside you? - No. 1540 01:17:51,574 --> 01:17:53,324 - May I come in. - No. 1541 01:17:53,657 --> 01:17:54,817 - No. - No. 1542 01:17:54,991 --> 01:17:56,701 - No. - No. 1543 01:17:56,699 --> 01:17:59,159 Meenu. Meenu. Meenu. Meenu. Meenu. Meenu... 1544 01:17:59,282 --> 01:18:00,702 Please, I beg you. 1545 01:18:00,699 --> 01:18:02,779 Please don't leave me, Meenu, please. 1546 01:18:02,907 --> 01:18:07,157 I, I, I swear, I will bathe every day. 1547 01:18:07,282 --> 01:18:09,662 I will bring snacks for you every day. 1548 01:18:09,657 --> 01:18:11,317 Please don't leave me, man. 1549 01:18:11,699 --> 01:18:14,239 Go away, I won't stay inside you, go, take a bath first. 1550 01:18:14,574 --> 01:18:16,664 Come, and your mouth smells like a dead rat. 1551 01:18:16,657 --> 01:18:19,907 First, go brush with acid and come back, and then I'll think. 1552 01:18:19,907 --> 01:18:21,367 Meenu, Meenu. 1553 01:18:21,741 --> 01:18:22,871 Meenu, you come out quickly. 1554 01:18:23,074 --> 01:18:24,074 Come out quickly. 1555 01:18:24,074 --> 01:18:24,994 I'll count to three, 1556 01:18:24,991 --> 01:18:26,871 otherwise I'll break down the door and come in. 1557 01:18:26,866 --> 01:18:27,906 Come out quickly. 1558 01:18:31,366 --> 01:18:34,566 Why did you take my father's dead body out of the water? 1559 01:18:36,532 --> 01:18:38,952 Why did you take that dead body to the police station? 1560 01:18:38,949 --> 01:18:41,619 Meenu started writing in the diary. 1561 01:18:41,782 --> 01:18:42,782 Get out of here. 1562 01:18:43,074 --> 01:18:45,284 Get out of here, kid! Go on. 1563 01:18:45,282 --> 01:18:48,782 Hit the writer of your kind. 1564 01:18:49,032 --> 01:18:51,492 You were writing my story, weren't you? 1565 01:18:51,949 --> 01:18:53,529 You got my father killed. 1566 01:18:53,741 --> 01:18:55,781 You caused me a loss of millions. 1567 01:18:56,241 --> 01:18:59,531 Madarchai is thirsty for my blood because of you. 1568 01:18:59,532 --> 01:19:01,122 I will settle the score with you. 1569 01:19:01,282 --> 01:19:02,702 Take out my 7.5 million rupees. 1570 01:19:02,866 --> 01:19:03,566 Meenu... 1571 01:19:05,116 --> 01:19:07,236 You speaking from inside Ketu? 1572 01:19:07,241 --> 01:19:10,571 Yes, just like you were saying. From inside these two. 1573 01:19:11,116 --> 01:19:11,906 Who? 1574 01:19:11,907 --> 01:19:13,697 - From inside these two. - Get lost. 1575 01:19:14,449 --> 01:19:15,159 Ketu 1576 01:19:15,282 --> 01:19:17,452 Hey, run, run. How far will you run? 1577 01:19:17,574 --> 01:19:19,074 Hey, one day you'll all be caught. 1578 01:19:19,074 --> 01:19:21,494 My heart's darlings. My sweet treats. 1579 01:19:21,491 --> 01:19:22,451 Run, man. 1580 01:19:22,449 --> 01:19:23,989 Hey, run, my love. 1581 01:19:26,991 --> 01:19:28,241 Hey, Meenu. Meenu. 1582 01:19:28,366 --> 01:19:29,156 Ketu. Ketu. Ketu. 1583 01:19:29,282 --> 01:19:30,912 - What? - Brother Meenu, Brother Meenu. 1584 01:19:31,449 --> 01:19:33,319 We are not criminals, are we? 1585 01:19:34,782 --> 01:19:36,162 Why are you hitting? 1586 01:19:36,366 --> 01:19:37,816 What friend? 1587 01:19:37,824 --> 01:19:38,874 What brother? 1588 01:19:38,866 --> 01:19:40,696 Get out of here, you ghost! The storm is here! 1589 01:19:40,699 --> 01:19:41,989 Ketu. 1590 01:19:41,991 --> 01:19:43,661 Get lost. 1591 01:19:46,574 --> 01:19:47,374 Hey, go. 1592 01:19:47,366 --> 01:19:48,906 Oh man, I'm not playing with you. 1593 01:19:48,907 --> 01:19:50,157 Are you crazy? 1594 01:19:51,532 --> 01:19:52,452 Run. 1595 01:19:57,282 --> 01:19:58,912 My bungalow was snatched. 1596 01:20:00,491 --> 01:20:01,951 My diary was stolen. 1597 01:20:04,324 --> 01:20:05,954 Everything happened because of you. 1598 01:20:06,366 --> 01:20:09,026 Whatever happens, whatever is supposed to happen, 1599 01:20:09,282 --> 01:20:10,912 is all written down beforehand. 1600 01:20:10,907 --> 01:20:13,487 Man, stop giving speeches. 1601 01:20:15,449 --> 01:20:16,699 I am ruined. 1602 01:20:16,699 --> 01:20:20,449 Look, for the last 20 years you haven't stepped out of your house. 1603 01:20:20,907 --> 01:20:22,157 Your thoughts have paused. 1604 01:20:22,782 --> 01:20:24,872 You stopped feeling. 1605 01:20:25,616 --> 01:20:29,866 Only tired, boring stories come out of a stagnant mind. 1606 01:20:32,116 --> 01:20:35,066 Look around yourself in life and listen carefully. 1607 01:20:35,699 --> 01:20:38,489 Nature is narrating new, fresh stories. 1608 01:20:39,157 --> 01:20:41,277 become like water... water. 1609 01:20:41,741 --> 01:20:45,071 Complete the journey from the glacier to the sea, my dear. 1610 01:20:46,157 --> 01:20:48,487 You will find a treasure trove of stories floating. 1611 01:20:49,449 --> 01:20:50,319 Go. 1612 01:20:50,532 --> 01:20:51,572 Take water. 1613 01:20:51,991 --> 01:20:53,321 Become water. 1614 01:21:05,949 --> 01:21:06,819 Ketu, 1615 01:21:06,949 --> 01:21:07,739 Hi. 1616 01:21:08,532 --> 01:21:10,412 I understand this Churu writer, Meenu. 1617 01:21:10,657 --> 01:21:11,567 But Rahu? 1618 01:21:11,782 --> 01:21:13,162 Why did you make me hit Rahu? 1619 01:21:13,282 --> 01:21:14,242 Rahu. 1620 01:21:14,616 --> 01:21:16,276 Rahu is useless to me, man. 1621 01:21:16,532 --> 01:21:18,122 I thought I'd get him killed in the next scene. 1622 01:21:18,324 --> 01:21:19,284 Oye! 1623 01:21:19,991 --> 01:21:21,741 If even one hair on my brother's head is messed up, 1624 01:21:21,741 --> 01:21:23,701 I'll pull off your skin, make a drum out of it, 1625 01:21:23,699 --> 01:21:24,989 and beat it morning and evening. Understood? 1626 01:21:25,116 --> 01:21:26,406 You are my pawn. 1627 01:21:26,657 --> 01:21:28,527 If you keep obeying me, then you'll live in luxury. 1628 01:21:28,532 --> 01:21:29,742 I promise you. 1629 01:21:30,116 --> 01:21:31,236 What if I don't obey? 1630 01:21:31,241 --> 01:21:33,071 You have no choice, hero. 1631 01:21:33,241 --> 01:21:35,571 The graph of your character has been written. 1632 01:21:35,782 --> 01:21:37,822 You have to do exactly what my Meenu has written. 1633 01:21:37,824 --> 01:21:39,034 You'll see a miracle. 1634 01:21:39,866 --> 01:21:40,816 Magic. 1635 01:21:41,824 --> 01:21:45,284 Now you will pick up my shoe and hit yourself on the head twice. 1636 01:21:45,532 --> 01:21:46,372 What? 1637 01:21:46,574 --> 01:21:47,744 Is that funny? 1638 01:21:48,741 --> 01:21:49,781 Pick up the shoe. 1639 01:21:50,949 --> 01:21:52,029 Oh! 1640 01:21:53,991 --> 01:21:55,411 Without my will, 1641 01:21:55,616 --> 01:21:57,776 my hand hit my head 1642 01:21:58,407 --> 01:21:59,657 with a shoe. 1643 01:22:20,491 --> 01:22:22,121 Bravo, shoes. Bravo. 1644 01:22:29,532 --> 01:22:31,162 Yes, you can do it. 1645 01:22:32,032 --> 01:22:32,992 You want it? 1646 01:22:35,949 --> 01:22:37,239 Have you gone mad? 1647 01:22:39,616 --> 01:22:41,696 Ketu, the thing is... 1648 01:22:42,032 --> 01:22:44,492 If you don't surrender to the situation, 1649 01:22:44,741 --> 01:22:46,871 you'll keep fighting yourself your whole life. 1650 01:22:47,616 --> 01:22:49,566 Because what I have written is what will happen. 1651 01:22:50,407 --> 01:22:51,527 Listen to me. 1652 01:22:52,032 --> 01:22:53,412 I'll make you Superman. 1653 01:22:53,907 --> 01:22:56,027 You'll get nothing but cash, and live in absolute luxury. 1654 01:22:56,241 --> 01:22:57,661 And if you don't do it, 1655 01:22:57,824 --> 01:22:58,914 Rahu is finished. 1656 01:23:00,157 --> 01:23:01,817 Don't drag Rahu into this. 1657 01:23:02,199 --> 01:23:03,779 Just set him free. 1658 01:23:04,199 --> 01:23:06,529 Go, I've set Rahu free. 1659 01:23:07,199 --> 01:23:08,619 Go meet him one last time. 1660 01:23:20,282 --> 01:23:22,952 Doing things for no reason 1661 01:23:23,866 --> 01:23:29,656 Half yours, half mine 1662 01:23:30,657 --> 01:23:33,407 Fighting without a cause 1663 01:23:34,366 --> 01:23:39,156 Half yours, half mine 1664 01:23:39,157 --> 01:23:44,317 We are the same, the world is new 1665 01:23:44,532 --> 01:23:49,492 The moment is the same, the day is new 1666 01:23:49,699 --> 01:23:54,569 You are the same, wherever you go 1667 01:23:54,782 --> 01:24:00,572 The house is the same, the door is new 1668 01:24:01,116 --> 01:24:03,776 No words are said, but 1669 01:24:03,782 --> 01:24:06,452 The feeling is the same 1670 01:24:06,574 --> 01:24:08,824 The friend may be anywhere 1671 01:24:08,824 --> 01:24:11,704 But the friendship is right here 1672 01:24:11,699 --> 01:24:14,069 I don't remember why 1673 01:24:14,324 --> 01:24:16,784 But the memory is the same 1674 01:24:17,032 --> 01:24:19,322 The friend may be anywhere 1675 01:24:19,449 --> 01:24:22,239 But the friendship is right here 1676 01:24:22,241 --> 01:24:24,781 No words are said, but 1677 01:24:24,949 --> 01:24:27,369 The feeling is the same 1678 01:24:27,491 --> 01:24:29,661 The friend may be anywhere 1679 01:24:29,824 --> 01:24:32,664 - But the friendship is right here 1680 01:24:32,657 --> 01:24:35,237 I don't remember why 1681 01:24:35,241 --> 01:24:37,781 But the memory is the same 1682 01:24:37,782 --> 01:24:40,162 The friend may be anywhere 1683 01:24:40,324 --> 01:24:43,284 But the friendship is right here 1684 01:26:05,616 --> 01:26:06,736 Get away. 1685 01:26:08,824 --> 01:26:09,954 Don't do it, man. 1686 01:26:11,074 --> 01:26:12,164 Aren't you a brother? 1687 01:26:12,157 --> 01:26:13,117 Brother? 1688 01:26:15,032 --> 01:26:16,782 What friend? What brother? 1689 01:26:17,407 --> 01:26:19,407 Get out of here, you ghost! The storm is here! 1690 01:26:22,241 --> 01:26:23,321 Have you gone mad? 1691 01:26:23,449 --> 01:26:24,699 I've gone mad? 1692 01:26:39,866 --> 01:26:42,026 No, no, no! Not the slipper! 1693 01:26:49,907 --> 01:26:51,987 Enough! 1694 01:26:52,699 --> 01:26:54,949 Why did you go? 1695 01:27:01,407 --> 01:27:02,617 Enough! 1696 01:27:09,241 --> 01:27:11,321 Please don't go away from me. 1697 01:27:12,741 --> 01:27:14,661 I don't feel like living without you. 1698 01:27:14,949 --> 01:27:15,989 Run away, Rahu. 1699 01:27:16,532 --> 01:27:17,952 Leave Himachal and run, brother. 1700 01:27:18,657 --> 01:27:20,867 I don't know what deeds she will make me do now, man. 1701 01:27:21,116 --> 01:27:22,196 She's my girl. 1702 01:27:22,407 --> 01:27:23,817 Why would she make you do deeds? 1703 01:27:23,824 --> 01:27:25,914 Ketu, she's is virtually a mother to you. 1704 01:27:26,282 --> 01:27:28,242 You fool. 1705 01:27:28,407 --> 01:27:31,117 Why don't you understand, brother, your life is in danger. 1706 01:27:31,574 --> 01:27:33,374 Don't lose heart, man. 1707 01:27:34,074 --> 01:27:36,074 Once I marry my Meenu, 1708 01:27:36,366 --> 01:27:38,446 then both of us will cook food for her. 1709 01:27:38,782 --> 01:27:40,952 I will knead the dough and make rotis for her. 1710 01:27:41,241 --> 01:27:43,531 You make vegetables and cut salad for her. 1711 01:27:43,741 --> 01:27:46,701 See, brother, our luck will open up. 1712 01:27:46,699 --> 01:27:47,619 Hey, you idiot! 1713 01:27:48,616 --> 01:27:50,026 If Meenu eats the rotis, 1714 01:27:50,199 --> 01:27:51,529 how will our luck open up? 1715 01:27:51,532 --> 01:27:53,372 You are very naive, man. 1716 01:27:53,866 --> 01:27:55,776 You don't understand the law of nature. 1717 01:27:56,157 --> 01:27:58,527 Look, if she eats good food, 1718 01:27:58,532 --> 01:27:59,742 she will be happy. 1719 01:27:59,949 --> 01:28:00,949 And you know, 1720 01:28:01,157 --> 01:28:03,157 the luck of a house where the ladies are happy, 1721 01:28:03,157 --> 01:28:05,527 automatically opens up. 1722 01:28:06,991 --> 01:28:09,661 Your mind is messed up, but your values are good. 1723 01:28:15,907 --> 01:28:17,027 I'm sorry. 1724 01:28:19,616 --> 01:28:20,906 Meenu. 1725 01:28:23,616 --> 01:28:25,776 Make me do as many bad deeds as you want. 1726 01:28:25,782 --> 01:28:27,032 Now I'll see. 1727 01:28:28,991 --> 01:28:30,321 Don't you worry, brother. 1728 01:28:30,907 --> 01:28:33,367 As soon as I get a chance, I'll sneak you back into the story too. 1729 01:28:33,366 --> 01:28:34,656 Understood? 1730 01:28:35,241 --> 01:28:36,451 Wait until then. 1731 01:28:37,407 --> 01:28:38,487 Okay. 1732 01:28:39,782 --> 01:28:41,242 Take care, brother. 1733 01:28:43,324 --> 01:28:44,374 Go. 1734 01:29:01,574 --> 01:29:02,664 Bansi, 1735 01:29:03,407 --> 01:29:04,617 Are you asleep? 1736 01:29:06,741 --> 01:29:07,661 Yes. 1737 01:29:08,157 --> 01:29:09,317 Bansi, 1738 01:29:10,532 --> 01:29:12,372 I'm feeling cold. Do something. 1739 01:29:19,157 --> 01:29:20,697 Here, take my blanket. 1740 01:29:23,866 --> 01:29:24,946 Then what will you take? 1741 01:29:25,074 --> 01:29:26,954 I'll sleep with my hands between my knees. 1742 01:29:30,407 --> 01:29:31,487 Bansi. 1743 01:29:32,449 --> 01:29:35,699 Please come into my blanket. I'll die of cold, please. 1744 01:29:35,907 --> 01:29:37,867 And if I come into your blanket, I'll burn to death. 1745 01:29:37,866 --> 01:29:38,906 Please. 1746 01:29:39,324 --> 01:29:40,284 Bansi. 1747 01:29:41,532 --> 01:29:42,452 Bansi. 1748 01:29:51,324 --> 01:29:52,244 Bansi. 1749 01:29:52,991 --> 01:29:55,411 You go. Brother, you can't handle it. 1750 01:29:56,907 --> 01:29:59,237 Your beating heart will blow to pieces. 1751 01:29:59,866 --> 01:30:02,026 You just talk big from a distance. Understood? 1752 01:30:02,032 --> 01:30:03,282 Take the blanket too. 1753 01:30:03,282 --> 01:30:04,912 And get out of here. 1754 01:30:05,532 --> 01:30:06,662 Idiot. You ruined my mood. 1755 01:30:10,324 --> 01:30:11,874 I am trapped, Meenu. 1756 01:30:12,616 --> 01:30:15,276 Neither can I go away from you, nor can I come close to you. 1757 01:30:16,407 --> 01:30:20,947 How about we celebrate Rakshabandhan instead of the wedding night? 1758 01:30:21,074 --> 01:30:23,914 Look, I can't become the father of your children. 1759 01:30:24,116 --> 01:30:26,616 Yes, I can definitely become a good uncle. 1760 01:30:26,782 --> 01:30:28,322 Lover will become brother. 1761 01:30:28,324 --> 01:30:30,164 Hey, if I become such a brother, 1762 01:30:30,157 --> 01:30:32,487 you'll say you've become a top class brother. 1763 01:30:32,657 --> 01:30:34,117 And I'll find such a brother-in-law. 1764 01:30:34,241 --> 01:30:36,031 that no one in all of Himachal will have one. 1765 01:30:36,032 --> 01:30:37,242 a brother-in-law like mine. 1766 01:30:37,241 --> 01:30:38,571 Everyone in the neighbourhood will call out. 1767 01:30:38,574 --> 01:30:40,124 Hey, Bansi's brother-in-law is passing by. 1768 01:30:40,116 --> 01:30:41,816 - Have some tea. - Are you done? 1769 01:30:42,366 --> 01:30:43,906 Is there more? 1770 01:30:44,032 --> 01:30:45,412 No, I'm done. 1771 01:30:49,199 --> 01:30:51,659 - Hello! - Hello Meenu ji, how are you? 1772 01:30:52,574 --> 01:30:53,874 Will you come today? 1773 01:30:54,366 --> 01:30:55,906 I'm in a really great mood. 1774 01:30:56,074 --> 01:30:57,074 I am not. 1775 01:30:57,199 --> 01:30:58,199 Come on, hang up. 1776 01:30:58,324 --> 01:31:00,744 Oh, then let me turn the mood on. 1777 01:31:00,741 --> 01:31:02,741 I told you I'm not in the mood. Hang up. 1778 01:31:03,282 --> 01:31:04,952 See, think about it. 1779 01:31:05,907 --> 01:31:07,617 Your father was murdered. 1780 01:31:08,074 --> 01:31:09,824 I am the SHO of the police station. 1781 01:31:10,116 --> 01:31:12,156 So if you don't come, then my police team will come. 1782 01:31:12,282 --> 01:31:14,202 They will drag you by your hair. 1783 01:31:14,366 --> 01:31:15,446 Really? 1784 01:31:17,949 --> 01:31:18,949 Okay. 1785 01:31:20,324 --> 01:31:22,124 Then my team will also come, 1786 01:31:22,407 --> 01:31:24,907 and drag your soul out of your body. 1787 01:31:24,907 --> 01:31:26,237 Understood. Hang up. 1788 01:31:26,574 --> 01:31:27,664 Idiot! 1789 01:31:29,657 --> 01:31:31,367 She has committed a gross insult. 1790 01:31:32,032 --> 01:31:33,122 Bring the scarf. 1791 01:31:33,241 --> 01:31:34,121 Come on. 1792 01:31:34,616 --> 01:31:35,566 - Dance. - Today again. I will. 1793 01:31:35,574 --> 01:31:36,744 Yes, come on. 1794 01:31:36,741 --> 01:31:38,571 You will become the SHO of the police station. 1795 01:31:39,657 --> 01:31:40,817 - You. - Me? 1796 01:31:40,824 --> 01:31:42,074 Yes. Do you want to? 1797 01:31:42,366 --> 01:31:44,776 Yes. If you say so, I will become one. 1798 01:31:47,949 --> 01:31:49,659 One arrow, 1799 01:31:51,449 --> 01:31:53,819 two targets. 1800 01:31:55,157 --> 01:31:57,067 Ketu Tiger. 1801 01:31:57,824 --> 01:31:58,994 Go. 1802 01:31:59,241 --> 01:32:00,161 Go. 1803 01:32:00,616 --> 01:32:01,696 Go. 1804 01:32:06,782 --> 01:32:07,912 Brother Bansi, 1805 01:32:08,116 --> 01:32:10,526 go and sleep with your hands between your knees. 1806 01:32:10,824 --> 01:32:11,824 Idiot! 1807 01:32:12,907 --> 01:32:14,157 She got upset. 1808 01:32:16,157 --> 01:32:17,867 Go, my Bruce Lee. 1809 01:32:17,866 --> 01:32:19,156 Wreck them all. 1810 01:32:19,449 --> 01:32:21,279 Tell me what exactly I have to do? 1811 01:32:21,449 --> 01:32:22,449 What to do? 1812 01:32:22,574 --> 01:32:24,664 That inner voice of yours will keep telling you. 1813 01:32:24,824 --> 01:32:26,124 Just keep following it. 1814 01:32:26,116 --> 01:32:27,276 Oh no, no. 1815 01:32:27,407 --> 01:32:29,317 I'm not going to listen to my inner voice anymore. 1816 01:32:29,324 --> 01:32:30,784 It confuses me a lot. 1817 01:32:30,782 --> 01:32:32,992 You won't hear your voice inside you. 1818 01:32:32,991 --> 01:32:34,281 You will only hear my voice. 1819 01:32:34,282 --> 01:32:35,572 Just keep following it. 1820 01:32:35,699 --> 01:32:37,159 I will make you Superman. Understood? 1821 01:32:37,324 --> 01:32:37,994 Go on. 1822 01:32:37,991 --> 01:32:40,161 Whatever Meenu Didi is saying, keep doing it quietly. 1823 01:32:40,282 --> 01:32:42,452 And don't try to become my brother-in-law too much. 1824 01:32:42,699 --> 01:32:43,869 Come on, get lost. 1825 01:32:43,866 --> 01:32:46,156 - Hmm. - Not "Hmm," Sir. 1826 01:32:46,282 --> 01:32:47,282 Stop it. 1827 01:32:47,782 --> 01:32:48,742 Stop it. 1828 01:32:48,907 --> 01:32:49,907 I'm going. 1829 01:32:53,574 --> 01:32:54,994 Tea for 150, 1830 01:32:56,282 --> 01:32:57,662 coffee for 250, 1831 01:32:58,449 --> 01:33:00,739 popcorn for 450? Popcorn!!! 1832 01:33:01,866 --> 01:33:03,696 Is this a cafe or a cinema hall? 1833 01:33:04,032 --> 01:33:05,032 Foofa, 1834 01:33:05,782 --> 01:33:07,072 Let's just drink water and leave. 1835 01:33:07,074 --> 01:33:09,284 Order two coffees and two popcorn. 1836 01:33:09,907 --> 01:33:11,197 The hero is about to make an entry. 1837 01:33:21,366 --> 01:33:22,366 Yes. 1838 01:33:22,491 --> 01:33:24,701 If you mispronounce his name, he gets angry. 1839 01:33:24,699 --> 01:33:25,529 You say it. 1840 01:33:25,657 --> 01:33:28,197 Call him Madar Chai. 1841 01:33:33,949 --> 01:33:34,909 Chai. 1842 01:33:35,657 --> 01:33:36,567 Chai. 1843 01:33:37,032 --> 01:33:37,912 Chai. 1844 01:33:37,907 --> 01:33:38,987 One... 1845 01:33:39,282 --> 01:33:40,162 hot tea. 1846 01:33:40,157 --> 01:33:41,277 Take a seat. 1847 01:33:41,782 --> 01:33:42,782 You'll get tea. 1848 01:33:42,949 --> 01:33:45,279 You wretch!, I didn't send you to drink tea. 1849 01:33:45,282 --> 01:33:46,782 Forget tea, slap him, 1850 01:33:46,782 --> 01:33:49,492 hit him hard enough for the sound to reach me, understood? 1851 01:33:49,491 --> 01:33:50,871 Oh, the inner voice. 1852 01:33:50,866 --> 01:33:52,526 Tell me straight, why are you confusing me? 1853 01:33:52,657 --> 01:33:53,987 Do I have to slap him or say Madar Chai? 1854 01:33:53,991 --> 01:33:56,571 Oh, slap him, slap him. 1855 01:33:59,657 --> 01:34:01,657 Oh ho. 1856 01:34:01,657 --> 01:34:03,277 Mother Father. 1857 01:34:03,491 --> 01:34:06,031 What a sweet twist you made of this situation. 1858 01:34:06,032 --> 01:34:09,282 Foofa, but you didn't tell me the name of this film. 1859 01:34:09,407 --> 01:34:12,947 Yes, Razia got caught among the goons. 1860 01:34:20,199 --> 01:34:21,779 Bansi, you just watch. 1861 01:34:21,907 --> 01:34:24,197 I will grab everything belonging to this Madar Chai. 1862 01:34:24,449 --> 01:34:26,739 My Ketu must be thrashing him. 1863 01:34:26,741 --> 01:34:29,031 After the bungalow, The bakery will also be mine. 1864 01:34:32,824 --> 01:34:33,744 Ketu? 1865 01:34:37,532 --> 01:34:38,742 - Meenu, Ketu? - What? 1866 01:34:38,741 --> 01:34:39,781 Hey, Ketu! 1867 01:34:43,407 --> 01:34:44,657 Come, let's go. 1868 01:34:45,282 --> 01:34:47,032 Come on, let's go. come on. 1869 01:34:55,241 --> 01:34:56,201 Bansi! 1870 01:34:56,199 --> 01:34:58,069 How did this happen, man? 1871 01:34:58,699 --> 01:35:00,069 I didn't write this at all. 1872 01:35:00,866 --> 01:35:02,066 Did the diary go wrong? 1873 01:35:02,282 --> 01:35:03,452 Hey modular kitchen, 1874 01:35:03,657 --> 01:35:06,317 Look how knives and forks have entered you from all sides, don't you feel pain? 1875 01:35:06,324 --> 01:35:09,244 Oh, it hurts but I don't show it. 1876 01:35:09,241 --> 01:35:11,371 Hey, you're not even bleeding. 1877 01:35:11,366 --> 01:35:13,276 Oh, where will blood come from? 1878 01:35:13,282 --> 01:35:15,282 Your witch sister sucked all the blood. 1879 01:35:15,282 --> 01:35:16,992 Hey, are you hollow from inside? 1880 01:35:17,574 --> 01:35:18,954 Not hollow, toothless. 1881 01:35:18,949 --> 01:35:20,279 He ruined the whole plan. 1882 01:35:20,282 --> 01:35:22,492 He went to kill the Israeli, but ended up getting beaten himself. 1883 01:35:22,907 --> 01:35:23,907 You are not a hero, 1884 01:35:24,116 --> 01:35:25,656 you don't even qualify to be a comedian. 1885 01:35:31,824 --> 01:35:32,624 Bansi! 1886 01:35:32,949 --> 01:35:34,819 Hey, are you crazy, policeman? 1887 01:35:34,991 --> 01:35:35,821 Huh? 1888 01:35:37,116 --> 01:35:38,276 Made a hole in the pants. 1889 01:35:38,407 --> 01:35:40,157 Hey, I borrowed it from Rahu. 1890 01:35:40,157 --> 01:35:41,697 He's going to mess me up badly. 1891 01:35:41,866 --> 01:35:44,196 Did you come out of Aladdin's lamp, brother? 1892 01:35:44,741 --> 01:35:46,571 You are the eighth wonder of the world. 1893 01:35:47,032 --> 01:35:49,322 Genie, ghost, spirit? 1894 01:35:49,741 --> 01:35:51,321 What are you, brother? Tell me. 1895 01:35:51,324 --> 01:35:52,324 Look, brother, 1896 01:35:53,324 --> 01:35:55,074 listen carefully to what I say now. 1897 01:35:55,574 --> 01:35:56,704 I won't repeat it. 1898 01:35:56,949 --> 01:35:57,869 Look Meenu, 1899 01:35:58,907 --> 01:36:00,367 you are writing my story 1900 01:36:00,491 --> 01:36:02,281 but you couldn't understand my character. 1901 01:36:04,407 --> 01:36:08,817 Rahu Ketu, we are two bodies, one soul. 1902 01:36:09,199 --> 01:36:11,069 We cannot operate without each other. 1903 01:36:11,241 --> 01:36:13,701 If he is the head, I am the body. Understood? 1904 01:36:14,199 --> 01:36:16,489 Hey, I was fighting like a headless chicken there. 1905 01:36:17,074 --> 01:36:17,994 Trust me. 1906 01:36:18,824 --> 01:36:20,374 Send both of us together. 1907 01:36:20,699 --> 01:36:21,989 Then see the miracle. 1908 01:36:22,824 --> 01:36:24,374 The second rule of the story, 1909 01:36:25,199 --> 01:36:27,279 the story cannot move forward without these two. 1910 01:36:28,116 --> 01:36:29,066 Oh. 1911 01:36:30,199 --> 01:36:31,279 Rahu. 1912 01:36:31,491 --> 01:36:32,571 Rahu. 1913 01:36:41,241 --> 01:36:42,161 Hey, Rahu. 1914 01:36:42,449 --> 01:36:44,159 What is this badge you've pinned on? 1915 01:36:44,157 --> 01:36:45,317 This is not a badge, 1916 01:36:45,491 --> 01:36:47,411 I have brought the blessings of Mother Goddess. 1917 01:36:47,574 --> 01:36:51,204 Now watch, I will ruin all the demons. 1918 01:36:51,199 --> 01:36:52,279 Done? 1919 01:36:52,741 --> 01:36:54,071 Memorise it properly. 1920 01:36:54,074 --> 01:36:55,874 Not a single dialogue should be out of place. 1921 01:36:55,866 --> 01:36:57,066 Okay, Understood? 1922 01:36:57,282 --> 01:36:58,492 I understood, 1923 01:36:58,491 --> 01:37:00,821 but when will you understand my love? 1924 01:37:00,991 --> 01:37:01,951 If you had understood, 1925 01:37:01,949 --> 01:37:04,739 our child would be playing in your lap. 1926 01:37:04,949 --> 01:37:05,989 Meenu. 1927 01:37:05,991 --> 01:37:07,491 You are so mean. 1928 01:37:07,491 --> 01:37:08,451 Idiot. 1929 01:37:08,824 --> 01:37:10,954 I brought you back into the story with great difficulty. 1930 01:37:11,282 --> 01:37:12,702 You can make her a mother later. 1931 01:37:12,699 --> 01:37:14,279 First, focus on your Mom. 1932 01:37:14,824 --> 01:37:16,784 Look, the diary is very close. 1933 01:37:16,782 --> 01:37:18,742 Just keep doing whatever she says now. 1934 01:37:18,991 --> 01:37:20,201 The diary is very close, 1935 01:37:20,491 --> 01:37:21,951 I can't see it. 1936 01:37:23,866 --> 01:37:25,366 Meenu is very mean, brother. 1937 01:37:25,532 --> 01:37:27,572 She's writing and giving it on pieces of paper. 1938 01:37:27,699 --> 01:37:29,819 She must have hidden that diary somewhere. 1939 01:37:32,449 --> 01:37:33,369 - Come on. - Come on. 1940 01:37:33,699 --> 01:37:36,279 Let's make Mordechai into a chicken 1941 01:37:47,241 --> 01:37:49,281 Hasn't the interval gotten too long? 1942 01:37:50,449 --> 01:37:51,369 Look there. 1943 01:37:56,282 --> 01:37:58,452 Stand still, stand still, Just stand right there! 1944 01:37:58,574 --> 01:38:00,414 Oh, Mordechai 1945 01:38:00,407 --> 01:38:02,237 Stand still, kid, just stand still. 1946 01:38:02,241 --> 01:38:04,821 I'll make you understand one thing. 1947 01:38:04,824 --> 01:38:06,874 I'll slap you behind your ears. 1948 01:38:06,866 --> 01:38:08,776 I'll roll you in the mud. 1949 01:38:08,782 --> 01:38:13,162 I'll crush your bones, and make you ride a mule. 1950 01:38:13,157 --> 01:38:15,657 I'll slap you repeatedly 1951 01:38:15,657 --> 01:38:17,987 until your mind flies away 1952 01:38:17,991 --> 01:38:22,951 Those who kneel and beg don't usually dare to fight. 1953 01:38:26,866 --> 01:38:30,276 A pack of jackals never kills a lion. 1954 01:38:30,282 --> 01:38:34,742 Oh, Lion, let out a roar and rip the chests of your enemies. 1955 01:38:34,907 --> 01:38:39,117 Let their soul tremble, extract the blood from the enemies. 1956 01:38:39,116 --> 01:38:43,406 Oh, Lion, let out a roar and rip the chests of your enemies. 1957 01:38:43,574 --> 01:38:47,744 Let their soul tremble, extract the blood from the enemies. 1958 01:38:47,741 --> 01:38:52,121 Hit hard, tear them apart, and shatter the heads of the enemies. 1959 01:38:52,116 --> 01:38:56,776 Oh, Lion, let out a roar and rip the chests of your enemies. 1960 01:38:57,324 --> 01:39:00,534 Stand still, stand still, Just stand right there! 1961 01:39:00,824 --> 01:39:02,534 Oh, Mordechai 1962 01:39:10,449 --> 01:39:12,619 Don't look at me with crooked eyes, boy. 1963 01:39:12,616 --> 01:39:14,446 I will pluck out your eye. 1964 01:39:14,449 --> 01:39:16,949 You acted like a big Mogambo, 1965 01:39:16,949 --> 01:39:18,529 I will break your ribs. 1966 01:39:18,699 --> 01:39:20,819 I'm trying to explain this to you again and again. 1967 01:39:20,824 --> 01:39:22,874 Kid, change your path. 1968 01:39:22,991 --> 01:39:25,071 Otherwise, I will climb on your chest 1969 01:39:25,199 --> 01:39:27,569 and perform the bhangra forcefully. 1970 01:39:27,949 --> 01:39:32,069 I will destroy the foundation of the world you built. 1971 01:39:32,282 --> 01:39:36,412 I'll pick up a stick and use full force to crack your head open. 1972 01:39:36,532 --> 01:39:40,952 Today, kid, I'll beat you up until you look like a peacock. 1973 01:39:40,949 --> 01:39:44,869 The lion roars, the clouds thunder, everything will happen now. 1974 01:39:44,866 --> 01:39:49,026 Oh, Lion, let out a roar and rip the chests of your enemies. 1975 01:39:49,032 --> 01:39:53,322 Let their soul tremble, extract the blood from the enemies. 1976 01:39:53,491 --> 01:39:57,661 Hit hard, tear them apart, and shatter the heads of the enemies. 1977 01:39:57,824 --> 01:40:02,704 Oh, Lion, let out a roar and rip the chests of your enemies. 1978 01:40:02,949 --> 01:40:05,319 Stand still, stand still, Just stand right there! 1979 01:40:07,199 --> 01:40:09,949 Stand still, stand still, Just stand right there! 1980 01:40:15,366 --> 01:40:18,316 You too, you little son of a dog. 1981 01:40:38,157 --> 01:40:40,197 Ketu. 1982 01:40:40,907 --> 01:40:43,777 You did a wonderful job, man. 1983 01:40:43,782 --> 01:40:44,782 - Thank you. - Meenu. 1984 01:40:44,782 --> 01:40:46,412 Do I have thorns in my chest? 1985 01:40:46,407 --> 01:40:48,777 I did half the work. Half the hug is mine too. 1986 01:40:48,907 --> 01:40:50,737 It's a complete hug, friend. 1987 01:40:50,741 --> 01:40:52,321 You'll get the whole hug. Here. 1988 01:40:53,407 --> 01:40:54,407 Thank you. 1989 01:40:55,074 --> 01:40:57,244 Man, how you guys thrashed Madar Chai. 1990 01:40:57,407 --> 01:40:57,947 Uff, 1991 01:40:57,949 --> 01:40:59,949 One sister, two brother-in-laws. 1992 01:41:00,157 --> 01:41:02,737 People can't handle one brother-in-law. How will I handle two? 1993 01:41:03,532 --> 01:41:05,032 Brother-in-law Solo. 1994 01:41:05,032 --> 01:41:06,032 Him, brother-in-law. 1995 01:41:06,032 --> 01:41:07,662 - Son, bow your head. - Huh. 1996 01:41:07,657 --> 01:41:09,017 One thorn is out. 1997 01:41:09,157 --> 01:41:10,367 The whole cactus has yet to be removed. 1998 01:41:10,366 --> 01:41:12,026 - Okay Bansi. - Yes. 1999 01:41:12,032 --> 01:41:13,782 Read out the next scene to them. 2000 01:41:16,282 --> 01:41:17,702 Scene number four. 2001 01:41:18,032 --> 01:41:19,912 Rahu Ketu went to the market. 2002 01:41:20,282 --> 01:41:22,282 They ruined Deepak. 2003 01:41:26,616 --> 01:41:27,776 Listen, 2004 01:41:28,491 --> 01:41:30,281 - Listen. - What? 2005 01:41:30,532 --> 01:41:31,822 Get up. Someone has come outside. 2006 01:41:31,824 --> 01:41:33,034 Tell them to meet me at the station. 2007 01:41:33,032 --> 01:41:33,952 I told him. 2008 01:41:33,949 --> 01:41:36,119 But he said he brought a gift. 2009 01:41:39,407 --> 01:41:41,567 Hey, what are you guys doing here? 2010 01:41:42,282 --> 01:41:44,122 And dad, who let them inside? 2011 01:41:44,324 --> 01:41:45,324 Stand right there. 2012 01:41:47,532 --> 01:41:48,782 I'll break your ribs and put them on your shoulder. 2013 01:41:48,782 --> 01:41:52,162 If you make a mess 2014 01:41:53,324 --> 01:41:55,204 I'll shoot you. Rascal, 2015 01:41:55,199 --> 01:41:58,869 Sir, Sir, we have stopped doing jinx-related work. 2016 01:41:58,991 --> 01:42:00,661 Now we have become filmmakers. 2017 01:42:00,657 --> 01:42:02,987 We have made a biopic on your life, 2018 01:42:02,991 --> 01:42:06,121 and we have come to get the teaser inaugurated by your auspicious hands. 2019 01:42:06,116 --> 01:42:08,236 We thought we'd get your 'yes' 2020 01:42:08,241 --> 01:42:10,281 once before putting it on social media. 2021 01:42:10,907 --> 01:42:13,067 Hey man, you didn't tell Sir the film's name. 2022 01:42:13,074 --> 01:42:16,824 Sandalwood is free, so use it excessively. 2023 01:42:16,824 --> 01:42:18,744 Hey, what a rubbish title? 2024 01:42:18,741 --> 01:42:20,911 Looks. Names are kept on the basis of work. 2025 01:42:20,907 --> 01:42:23,027 Now, look, you have taken bribes all your life. 2026 01:42:23,032 --> 01:42:25,322 Now it's your turn to suffer. 2027 01:42:25,324 --> 01:42:26,284 Hey. 2028 01:42:26,282 --> 01:42:31,072 We present Rahu Ketu's exciting presentation 2029 01:42:31,074 --> 01:42:34,784 Sandalwood is free, so use it excessively. 2030 01:42:34,782 --> 01:42:35,952 What nonsense? 2031 01:42:36,116 --> 01:42:37,946 Hey, Sir, at least bow down. 2032 01:42:37,949 --> 01:42:39,489 Go, go, bow down properly. Get out of here. 2033 01:42:39,491 --> 01:42:42,741 - I'll tell Mom and Dad. - Hey brother, brother, one minute. 2034 01:42:46,282 --> 01:42:47,322 - In here? - Yes. 2035 01:43:27,157 --> 01:43:30,487 - Dad, I want to see it too. - Son, You sit there. 2036 01:43:30,491 --> 01:43:32,161 - You sit there. - Dad, please. 2037 01:43:32,157 --> 01:43:33,117 Go, sit there. 2038 01:43:34,532 --> 01:43:36,242 Hey, Inspector, what are you saying? 2039 01:43:36,241 --> 01:43:38,161 Let the kid watch your movie. 2040 01:43:38,157 --> 01:43:40,407 You're talking nonsense. Now tell me this, Inspector, 2041 01:43:40,574 --> 01:43:43,034 if a son, isn't inspired by watching his father's films, 2042 01:43:43,032 --> 01:43:44,202 then who will inspire him? 2043 01:43:44,199 --> 01:43:46,069 If he doesn't see his father's achievements, 2044 01:43:46,074 --> 01:43:47,164 then whose will he see? 2045 01:43:47,157 --> 01:43:48,527 What do you guys want? 2046 01:43:48,866 --> 01:43:50,486 Sir, we already told you before, 2047 01:43:50,907 --> 01:43:53,067 the day your sins are overflow. 2048 01:43:53,282 --> 01:43:57,702 that day we'll come and thrash you from all sides. 2049 01:43:58,491 --> 01:44:00,071 Brother, please listen. 2050 01:44:00,657 --> 01:44:01,657 Ketu. 2051 01:44:03,741 --> 01:44:05,871 Lu... lu... luplup? 2052 01:44:06,241 --> 01:44:09,071 - You get it now? - Exactly 2053 01:44:12,657 --> 01:44:14,487 Even I want to feel it, man. 2054 01:44:14,491 --> 01:44:16,241 I'll make you feel it some other day. 2055 01:44:16,366 --> 01:44:18,066 - I could feel it from inside. - Yes. 2056 01:44:18,074 --> 01:44:20,994 - It feels like this, friend. - Brother, what does he do like this? 2057 01:44:21,241 --> 01:44:23,031 Hi Varun, good morning, how are you? 2058 01:44:23,032 --> 01:44:25,742 - Hold this, come on. - Who is this? 2059 01:44:25,741 --> 01:44:28,121 - What is happening? - Varun, listen. Listen. 2060 01:44:34,949 --> 01:44:37,819 I have tied a bandage. 2061 01:44:37,824 --> 01:44:41,954 But keep this finger straight like this for six months. 2062 01:44:41,949 --> 01:44:42,909 I will kill you. 2063 01:44:42,907 --> 01:44:44,987 You will get well. 2064 01:44:45,199 --> 01:44:46,779 I'll give you six months of medicine. 2065 01:44:49,282 --> 01:44:50,702 Now suffer. 2066 01:44:58,574 --> 01:44:59,744 Deepak, 2067 01:45:13,532 --> 01:45:15,742 Your bakery and property are about to be sealed. 2068 01:45:16,074 --> 01:45:17,824 The phone is on surveillance. 2069 01:45:17,824 --> 01:45:20,414 There are charges of murder and drug dealing. 2070 01:45:20,866 --> 01:45:22,866 We are in touch with the Israeli Embassy. 2071 01:45:22,866 --> 01:45:24,616 It is better that you surrender. 2072 01:45:45,741 --> 01:45:47,781 - He sat down. - Yes, I am sitting. 2073 01:45:47,782 --> 01:45:49,122 Come on, brother. 2074 01:45:49,866 --> 01:45:50,446 Oh, he's gone. 2075 01:45:50,574 --> 01:45:52,284 - Hey fake police. - Catch him. 2076 01:45:52,407 --> 01:45:53,277 Run after him. 2077 01:45:53,282 --> 01:45:56,282 He will spend the rest of his life as Tarzan of the jungle. 2078 01:45:56,449 --> 01:45:59,069 He will drink cold water and eat green grass. 2079 01:45:59,241 --> 01:46:01,571 Damn it! OMG. 2080 01:46:02,282 --> 01:46:03,992 I got promoted. 2081 01:46:04,699 --> 01:46:05,949 I became SHO. 2082 01:46:05,949 --> 01:46:07,409 S.H.O. 2083 01:46:07,824 --> 01:46:09,664 Meenu, what a destiny you wrote. 2084 01:46:09,824 --> 01:46:11,744 I was thinking of making you the Home Minister, 2085 01:46:11,741 --> 01:46:12,991 and you are happy being an SHO. 2086 01:46:13,116 --> 01:46:14,986 Yes, Meenu, this is wrong. 2087 01:46:15,157 --> 01:46:16,697 If we are doing Griha Pravesh (housewarming) together, 2088 01:46:16,699 --> 01:46:18,069 I should be the Home Minister, right? 2089 01:46:18,074 --> 01:46:20,664 Give him the Animal Husbandry portfolio. 2090 01:46:20,657 --> 01:46:22,277 Bansi, let's go. 2091 01:46:23,407 --> 01:46:24,527 Meenu. 2092 01:46:25,449 --> 01:46:26,569 O hero. 2093 01:46:26,741 --> 01:46:29,661 What is this animal husbandry? 2094 01:46:31,657 --> 01:46:33,117 Ministry of Animals. 2095 01:46:43,532 --> 01:46:44,532 Come on, come on. Fast. 2096 01:46:44,657 --> 01:46:48,367 Four of you go upstairs, two of you with officer. 2097 01:46:48,574 --> 01:46:50,994 Come on. Come on. Check cash counter. 2098 01:46:52,199 --> 01:46:53,319 Sir! 2099 01:46:53,741 --> 01:46:54,741 Sir! 2100 01:46:55,491 --> 01:46:56,411 Sir! 2101 01:46:59,866 --> 01:47:00,736 Hey! 2102 01:47:00,949 --> 01:47:01,779 Wait! 2103 01:47:06,449 --> 01:47:07,699 Now take it. 2104 01:47:23,047 --> 01:47:24,127 What did you cook today? 2105 01:47:26,032 --> 01:47:28,202 Chhola, Chhola, 2106 01:47:28,824 --> 01:47:31,164 Every day Chhola. Chhola. 2107 01:47:31,157 --> 01:47:32,317 Deepak. 2108 01:47:48,032 --> 01:47:50,912 Quirky diary, writing a story, king, queen, story over. 2109 01:47:50,907 --> 01:47:51,737 Bullshit. 2110 01:47:51,741 --> 01:47:53,951 I am police. I will give you proof. 2111 01:47:54,116 --> 01:47:55,946 - Come with me - Eating food. 2112 01:47:56,657 --> 01:47:58,737 If you eat that much, how will you clean yourself? 2113 01:48:07,366 --> 01:48:10,986 Hey, I see Machar. Machar. Come. 2114 01:48:10,991 --> 01:48:12,201 Brother Machar. 2115 01:48:12,366 --> 01:48:13,736 Say my name correctly. 2116 01:48:13,741 --> 01:48:15,951 Oh yes, Mother Father, brother. 2117 01:48:16,199 --> 01:48:17,819 - Run. - Hey Machar. 2118 01:48:19,074 --> 01:48:19,874 Where? 2119 01:48:19,866 --> 01:48:20,696 Here! 2120 01:48:20,699 --> 01:48:21,619 Here. 2121 01:48:23,032 --> 01:48:23,742 Here! 2122 01:48:23,741 --> 01:48:24,871 Hey, stop. 2123 01:48:25,032 --> 01:48:26,282 Hey stop, Machar. 2124 01:48:26,282 --> 01:48:27,742 Stay in your limits. 2125 01:48:27,741 --> 01:48:28,661 Where? 2126 01:48:28,657 --> 01:48:29,907 Straight, straight. 2127 01:48:30,199 --> 01:48:32,949 That's it, I can't run anymore. 2128 01:48:34,449 --> 01:48:36,199 Come back. 2129 01:48:36,199 --> 01:48:40,949 Coriander, Mint Are sown... sown... sown, 2130 01:48:41,199 --> 01:48:46,279 In a strange story, Everyone is lost 2131 01:48:53,366 --> 01:48:55,696 Applying saliva on the paper 2132 01:48:55,699 --> 01:48:56,949 Everyone went to smoke get high 2133 01:48:56,949 --> 01:48:58,279 Then hunger struck 2134 01:48:58,282 --> 01:48:59,452 Everyone fell upon (food) like that 2135 01:48:59,449 --> 01:49:00,529 As if it were a community kitchen 2136 01:49:00,657 --> 01:49:01,777 The dog inside 2137 01:49:01,782 --> 01:49:03,032 Is like a monkey 2138 01:49:03,032 --> 01:49:04,282 Shows stunts 2139 01:49:04,282 --> 01:49:05,452 Without any hesitation 2140 01:49:05,449 --> 01:49:06,529 Makes everyone dance fully 2141 01:49:06,657 --> 01:49:07,777 Blows everyone's senses away 2142 01:49:07,782 --> 01:49:08,952 Increases greed 2143 01:49:08,949 --> 01:49:10,159 Makes everyone jealous. 2144 01:49:10,157 --> 01:49:11,697 And everyone says 2145 01:49:11,699 --> 01:49:12,819 They eat their own fate. 2146 01:49:12,824 --> 01:49:14,994 Be it Rahu or be it Ketu 2147 01:49:14,991 --> 01:49:17,281 I am stronger than both 2148 01:49:17,282 --> 01:49:19,702 This world is my circus 2149 01:49:19,699 --> 01:49:22,319 And I am its ringmaster 2150 01:49:22,324 --> 01:49:24,414 Be it Rahu or be it Ketu 2151 01:49:24,407 --> 01:49:27,027 I am stronger than both 2152 01:49:27,032 --> 01:49:29,282 This world is my circus 2153 01:49:29,282 --> 01:49:32,322 And I am its ringmaster 2154 01:49:41,824 --> 01:49:44,164 Bad planets, a cat cuts the path, 2155 01:49:44,157 --> 01:49:46,487 Karma says I was already fine, 2156 01:49:46,491 --> 01:49:48,741 Taking dried fenugreek, the assistants search 2157 01:49:48,741 --> 01:49:51,071 Where is Saturn sitting in the horoscope with his bag packed 2158 01:49:51,074 --> 01:49:52,664 The stories of the diary, 2159 01:49:52,657 --> 01:49:53,737 My share, 2160 01:49:53,741 --> 01:49:54,661 I write destiny 2161 01:49:54,657 --> 01:49:56,117 By grinding herbs plants, 2162 01:49:56,116 --> 01:49:57,196 The intoxication is rising, 2163 01:49:57,199 --> 01:49:58,489 Eyes are pink, 2164 01:49:58,491 --> 01:50:00,661 I have The key to destiny 2165 01:50:00,657 --> 01:50:02,867 Be it Rahu or be it Ketu 2166 01:50:02,866 --> 01:50:05,196 I am stronger than both 2167 01:50:05,199 --> 01:50:07,699 This world is my circus 2168 01:50:07,699 --> 01:50:10,239 And I am its ringmaster 2169 01:50:10,241 --> 01:50:12,371 Be it Rahu or be it Ketu 2170 01:50:12,366 --> 01:50:14,946 I am stronger than both 2171 01:50:14,949 --> 01:50:17,279 This world is my circus 2172 01:50:17,282 --> 01:50:19,912 And I am its ringmaster 2173 01:50:19,907 --> 01:50:22,157 Foolishness just causes trouble. 2174 01:50:22,157 --> 01:50:24,407 And breath increases restlessness 2175 01:50:24,407 --> 01:50:26,867 Where the lock is rusted, 2176 01:50:26,866 --> 01:50:29,486 then the key to destiny is applied 2177 01:50:29,491 --> 01:50:31,571 Foolishness just causes trouble 2178 01:50:31,574 --> 01:50:34,034 And breath increases restlessness 2179 01:50:34,032 --> 01:50:36,372 Where the lock is rusted, 2180 01:50:36,532 --> 01:50:39,622 then the key to destiny is applied 2181 01:50:50,907 --> 01:50:53,277 The story has been ruined. 2182 01:50:53,449 --> 01:50:55,069 I don't know what the end will be? 2183 01:50:55,282 --> 01:50:58,202 Even the heroes have become slaves to the villains. 2184 01:50:59,116 --> 01:51:00,986 Who will finish the evil? 2185 01:51:00,991 --> 01:51:02,571 Look, Churu. 2186 01:51:03,282 --> 01:51:04,492 Goodness is silent, 2187 01:51:04,491 --> 01:51:05,991 but evil makes noise. 2188 01:51:06,157 --> 01:51:07,737 And the day the silent one strikes, 2189 01:51:07,741 --> 01:51:08,991 it makes a peacock out of evil. 2190 01:51:09,574 --> 01:51:11,284 Where did the silent come from in the story, 2191 01:51:11,282 --> 01:51:13,322 You wanted to see the end of the story, right? 2192 01:51:13,741 --> 01:51:14,741 Come on, I'll show you. 2193 01:51:14,991 --> 01:51:16,821 Seats are reserved on the balcony. 2194 01:51:17,074 --> 01:51:18,454 Yes, come on, come. 2195 01:51:20,407 --> 01:51:21,277 Come. 2196 01:51:33,282 --> 01:51:34,122 Shimla. 2197 01:51:34,491 --> 01:51:35,451 Mandi. 2198 01:51:39,574 --> 01:51:40,454 Open this. 2199 01:51:40,699 --> 01:51:41,739 - Aah? - Yes. 2200 01:51:42,907 --> 01:51:44,277 Not this, open this. 2201 01:51:44,824 --> 01:51:45,874 Hmm. 2202 01:51:56,282 --> 01:51:57,452 Great! 2203 01:52:07,116 --> 01:52:07,986 What are you doing, Rahu? 2204 01:52:07,991 --> 01:52:08,991 Rahu, stop. 2205 01:52:09,449 --> 01:52:11,279 Man, I'm not playing with you. 2206 01:52:11,657 --> 01:52:13,277 When I come close, you say run away. 2207 01:52:13,282 --> 01:52:15,322 When I start running, you say stop. 2208 01:52:16,657 --> 01:52:18,117 - What is it? - Did you forget? 2209 01:52:18,116 --> 01:52:19,656 Fork, knife, screwdriver. Brother-in-law. 2210 01:52:19,657 --> 01:52:20,657 Give it. 2211 01:52:20,866 --> 01:52:22,156 First, touch my feet. 2212 01:52:22,907 --> 01:52:24,237 Touch my feet. 2213 01:52:24,741 --> 01:52:25,741 Hello, Brother-in-law. 2214 01:52:25,741 --> 01:52:26,821 Always be sad. 2215 01:52:26,824 --> 01:52:28,204 Go stand with Didi. 2216 01:52:28,574 --> 01:52:29,534 Go. 2217 01:52:29,657 --> 01:52:30,657 Go. 2218 01:52:31,199 --> 01:52:33,369 - Not the diary. - Go, go, go, go, go. 2219 01:52:34,657 --> 01:52:35,697 Rahu. 2220 01:52:35,866 --> 01:52:36,906 Rahu, please. 2221 01:52:36,907 --> 01:52:39,027 Don't do this. 2222 01:52:39,282 --> 01:52:41,452 If you play with my emotions like this, Meenu, 2223 01:52:41,449 --> 01:52:43,739 the pitcher of your sins will fill up quickly. 2224 01:52:43,741 --> 01:52:46,411 Now finally tell me, should I stay or go? 2225 01:52:46,407 --> 01:52:47,817 Please stop, please. 2226 01:52:47,824 --> 01:52:49,414 You do one thing, you stop. 2227 01:52:50,657 --> 01:52:52,657 Hey Majnu's spit. Come on, run away. 2228 01:52:52,657 --> 01:52:53,317 No, Rahu. 2229 01:52:53,324 --> 01:52:55,164 Here, take your gun 2230 01:53:03,407 --> 01:53:04,367 Oh! 2231 01:53:07,116 --> 01:53:08,736 Quirky diary. 2232 01:53:12,324 --> 01:53:14,124 Everything is possible. Bro. 2233 01:53:18,824 --> 01:53:20,914 Speak in Hindi, you You wretch!, Hindi. 2234 01:53:20,907 --> 01:53:21,737 Okay. 2235 01:53:21,991 --> 01:53:24,741 I didn't believe it earlier, bro. Now I've started believing. 2236 01:53:24,991 --> 01:53:26,991 I am telling you again and again. I am extremely scared 2237 01:53:26,991 --> 01:53:29,951 Look at your finger, all due to that diary. 2238 01:53:30,782 --> 01:53:33,282 I will strangulate her. 2239 01:53:33,449 --> 01:53:34,909 Speak in Hindi. 2240 01:53:39,866 --> 01:53:41,066 Is this Hindi? 2241 01:53:53,157 --> 01:53:54,277 Oye! 2242 01:53:55,324 --> 01:53:56,574 What should be done with this now? 2243 01:53:56,741 --> 01:53:59,281 Hey, this diary is the root of all the trouble. 2244 01:53:59,699 --> 01:54:02,949 I feel like sprinkling kerosene and burning it right now. 2245 01:54:02,949 --> 01:54:03,819 Don't even think about it. 2246 01:54:03,949 --> 01:54:04,819 - Ketu. - Oye. 2247 01:54:04,991 --> 01:54:05,951 Don't be afraid. 2248 01:54:06,657 --> 01:54:07,657 Don't be afraid. 2249 01:54:08,574 --> 01:54:10,624 Just as the demon's life was in the parrot, 2250 01:54:10,991 --> 01:54:12,121 exactly like that, 2251 01:54:12,699 --> 01:54:13,989 Your life is also in this diary. 2252 01:54:14,116 --> 01:54:15,616 Hey, don't listen to them. You run. 2253 01:54:15,616 --> 01:54:16,696 Wait a minute. 2254 01:54:16,949 --> 01:54:18,239 We haven't come to take the diary. 2255 01:54:18,241 --> 01:54:20,451 Oh, then what have you come here to do? 2256 01:54:20,991 --> 01:54:22,951 You two have ruined my whole life. 2257 01:54:22,949 --> 01:54:24,489 So you ruin someone else's life too. 2258 01:54:24,491 --> 01:54:26,411 My dear, who has stopped you? 2259 01:54:28,324 --> 01:54:29,124 Meaning? 2260 01:54:29,116 --> 01:54:31,866 Meaning today your destiny is in your hands. 2261 01:54:32,032 --> 01:54:33,372 Whatever you want, write it. 2262 01:54:34,366 --> 01:54:35,366 Here. 2263 01:54:35,824 --> 01:54:38,124 Whatever is true, correct, write it down, it will become true. 2264 01:54:39,741 --> 01:54:40,951 - Really? - Truly. 2265 01:54:41,157 --> 01:54:41,907 Meaning, 2266 01:54:42,324 --> 01:54:43,494 Can we go to Mars? 2267 01:54:43,824 --> 01:54:44,784 Absolutely. 2268 01:54:45,532 --> 01:54:47,742 And we can float stones on water. 2269 01:54:47,907 --> 01:54:48,737 Absolutely. 2270 01:54:48,907 --> 01:54:49,907 We can do anything. 2271 01:54:49,907 --> 01:54:50,777 Anything. 2272 01:54:50,949 --> 01:54:51,699 Rahu. 2273 01:54:52,032 --> 01:54:52,822 Anything. 2274 01:54:52,949 --> 01:54:54,739 Meenu, bro. Meenu. 2275 01:54:54,907 --> 01:54:56,617 Write Meenu me in my destiny. 2276 01:54:56,616 --> 01:54:58,236 Rest of you can decide whatever you want. 2277 01:54:58,241 --> 01:54:59,911 You shut up, man. 2278 01:54:59,907 --> 01:55:02,617 The story is already complicated enough, and you're adding more mess. 2279 01:55:02,741 --> 01:55:04,451 Hey, we'll deal with everyone one by one. 2280 01:55:04,449 --> 01:55:06,319 It will be a waste of time, man. 2281 01:55:06,491 --> 01:55:08,371 Call all the enemies together. 2282 01:55:08,532 --> 01:55:10,622 We'll make one kill the other, the other kill the third. 2283 01:55:10,616 --> 01:55:11,526 Then Meenu will remain. 2284 01:55:11,532 --> 01:55:13,822 My marriage with her, four children, and disaster. 2285 01:55:13,949 --> 01:55:14,909 Hey, stop. 2286 01:55:15,532 --> 01:55:17,492 Life is a house of cards, darling. 2287 01:55:18,157 --> 01:55:20,027 Slide the bottom card, 2288 01:55:20,157 --> 01:55:21,987 and the whole house will collapse. 2289 01:55:27,032 --> 01:55:28,572 Yes! brother. 2290 01:55:31,116 --> 01:55:32,196 Let's do it. 2291 01:55:44,116 --> 01:55:45,366 Oh! 2292 01:55:46,324 --> 01:55:47,574 Rahu Ketu? 2293 01:55:48,116 --> 01:55:48,986 Oh! 2294 01:55:55,657 --> 01:55:58,067 The inner voice will talk, 2295 01:55:59,199 --> 01:56:01,239 Revealing the ace of spades. 2296 01:56:06,491 --> 01:56:08,161 The one who understands, 2297 01:56:08,907 --> 01:56:10,567 will be saved. 2298 01:56:11,741 --> 01:56:13,701 and the one who didn't understand 2299 01:56:14,491 --> 01:56:19,031 will regret standing right there. 2300 01:56:23,616 --> 01:56:24,736 Brother, Meenu? 2301 01:56:24,991 --> 01:56:26,201 Oh man! 2302 01:56:27,449 --> 01:56:28,619 Give me the pen. 2303 01:56:28,991 --> 01:56:29,951 Shut up! 2304 01:56:30,574 --> 01:56:31,784 God bless you. 2305 01:56:35,407 --> 01:56:36,617 You too. 2306 01:56:45,782 --> 01:56:49,572 10 rupees, 10 rupees, Shoe shine, 10 rupees. 2307 01:56:49,782 --> 01:56:53,572 10 rupees, 10 rupees, Shoe shine, 10 rupees. 2308 01:56:54,032 --> 01:56:57,662 10 rupees, 10 rupees, Shoe shine, 10 rupees. 2309 01:56:59,491 --> 01:57:00,571 Oh, Sir. 2310 01:57:00,741 --> 01:57:03,071 I still pick up money that is thrown. 2311 01:57:03,866 --> 01:57:05,276 Because my father 2312 01:57:05,491 --> 01:57:06,871 is corrupt. 2313 01:57:26,574 --> 01:57:28,414 Sinner! 2314 01:57:37,866 --> 01:57:40,406 Forgive me. Forgive me. 2315 01:57:40,532 --> 01:57:42,282 Please, forgive me. 2316 01:57:42,949 --> 01:57:45,159 My wife will elope with someone else. 2317 01:57:45,616 --> 01:57:47,946 Children will be on the streets. 2318 01:57:48,741 --> 01:57:50,991 My parents will beg. 2319 01:57:51,657 --> 01:57:53,947 They will suffer lifelong condemnation. 2320 01:57:54,199 --> 01:57:55,779 It will be all my fault! 2321 01:57:55,949 --> 01:57:57,989 It will be all my fault! 2322 01:57:58,366 --> 01:57:59,486 Everyone told me... 2323 01:57:59,491 --> 01:58:00,781 Everyone told me 2324 01:58:00,782 --> 01:58:01,952 Don't take bribes. 2325 01:58:01,949 --> 01:58:03,119 Don't do it. 2326 01:58:03,116 --> 01:58:04,276 I didn't bloody listen, 2327 01:58:04,282 --> 01:58:06,202 I am a bloody greedy dog, 2328 01:58:06,324 --> 01:58:07,994 I am a bloody greedy dog. 2329 01:58:07,991 --> 01:58:10,411 It won't happen now. I won't do it now. 2330 01:58:10,616 --> 01:58:11,946 Forgive me. 2331 01:58:11,949 --> 01:58:13,199 Deepak. 2332 01:58:28,491 --> 01:58:29,621 Deepak. 2333 01:59:19,616 --> 01:59:23,026 Ooh! Close the back door of the bungalow. Close it. 2334 01:59:23,157 --> 01:59:24,407 Close the door. 2335 01:59:53,407 --> 01:59:54,487 Foofa. 2336 01:59:55,741 --> 01:59:57,201 Are you coming to eat golgappa? 2337 01:59:57,407 --> 01:59:58,737 Hey, go to sleep. 2338 02:00:11,241 --> 02:00:12,321 Meenu, 2339 02:00:21,866 --> 02:00:23,366 since the diary left my hands, 2340 02:00:23,574 --> 02:00:25,324 my heart is in my throat. 2341 02:00:26,438 --> 02:00:28,938 From right under your nose, they slid the diary away and took it. 2342 02:00:29,333 --> 02:00:31,083 Were you high on hash? 2343 02:00:32,199 --> 02:00:34,619 Meenu, We won't get the diary back by staring at me. 2344 02:00:35,616 --> 02:00:37,616 How can you make such a big mistake? 2345 02:00:42,366 --> 02:00:44,616 Yes, those two must be writing. Our destiny. 2346 02:00:47,449 --> 02:00:48,989 What if they write suicide, 2347 02:00:50,032 --> 02:00:52,242 or make us kill each other? 2348 02:00:53,491 --> 02:00:55,871 Run, Meenu. Run. There's going to be a raid. 2349 02:00:58,241 --> 02:00:59,661 Bansi, did you hear anything? 2350 02:01:00,324 --> 02:01:02,824 I've been shouting for so long. Did you hear or not? 2351 02:01:03,366 --> 02:01:04,616 Did you hear? 2352 02:01:04,824 --> 02:01:07,164 Run, Meenu. There's going to be a raid. 2353 02:01:07,157 --> 02:01:08,367 Where are you going? 2354 02:01:08,366 --> 02:01:09,946 Bansi, you stay. I'll be back. 2355 02:01:24,116 --> 02:01:25,316 Bansi, listen. 2356 02:01:39,699 --> 02:01:40,739 Meenu. 2357 02:02:05,199 --> 02:02:07,119 Come come. 2358 02:02:07,449 --> 02:02:08,869 Come. 2359 02:02:20,782 --> 02:02:22,202 Stand like that. 2360 02:02:30,199 --> 02:02:30,949 Stop, stop, stop. 2361 02:02:30,949 --> 02:02:32,869 I was a state champion in catch me if you can. 2362 02:02:32,991 --> 02:02:34,701 You won't be able to catch me. 2363 02:02:34,699 --> 02:02:36,319 Yeah, right. State champion. 2364 02:02:39,366 --> 02:02:40,366 Bansi. 2365 02:02:43,157 --> 02:02:43,697 Who is it? 2366 02:02:43,699 --> 02:02:45,489 Bansi. 2367 02:02:48,366 --> 02:02:49,366 Who is it? 2368 02:02:51,241 --> 02:02:52,121 Who is it? 2369 02:02:55,824 --> 02:02:56,704 Who is it? 2370 02:02:58,532 --> 02:02:59,622 Bansi. 2371 02:03:00,032 --> 02:03:00,912 Who is it? 2372 02:03:05,157 --> 02:03:06,067 Bansi. 2373 02:03:06,657 --> 02:03:07,777 Who is it? 2374 02:03:10,282 --> 02:03:11,322 Bansi. 2375 02:03:11,782 --> 02:03:12,952 Who is it? 2376 02:03:16,116 --> 02:03:17,196 Bansi. 2377 02:03:17,199 --> 02:03:17,949 Who is it? 2378 02:03:17,949 --> 02:03:19,029 Show yourself. 2379 02:03:20,532 --> 02:03:21,532 Show yourself. 2380 02:03:23,074 --> 02:03:24,244 I'm not afraid. 2381 02:03:25,991 --> 02:03:27,241 I'm not afraid. 2382 02:03:28,824 --> 02:03:29,994 Come. 2383 02:03:31,366 --> 02:03:33,816 Caught you. 2384 02:03:42,741 --> 02:03:45,201 Sinner. 2385 02:03:46,157 --> 02:03:47,237 No. 2386 02:03:47,866 --> 02:03:50,156 No. 2387 02:03:51,074 --> 02:03:52,624 No. 2388 02:04:00,491 --> 02:04:02,571 Taxi, oh Taxi. 2389 02:04:02,574 --> 02:04:04,744 Your meter is sexy. 2390 02:04:04,907 --> 02:04:09,197 You ran away leaving me on the road. 2391 02:04:11,199 --> 02:04:13,739 Look Bansi, don't act crazy. 2392 02:04:14,157 --> 02:04:16,197 Your secrets have been exposed. 2393 02:04:16,407 --> 02:04:18,617 Failed Fourth grade and got promoted to SHO. 2394 02:04:19,157 --> 02:04:21,277 All your fake documents have been revealed. 2395 02:04:22,282 --> 02:04:24,662 Listen to me. Become a government approver. 2396 02:04:25,074 --> 02:04:26,534 You will get minimum punishment. 2397 02:04:26,532 --> 02:04:28,202 I guarantee this. 2398 02:04:29,491 --> 02:04:30,871 Don't run after the puppets. 2399 02:04:31,032 --> 02:04:32,662 Catch the one whose hand holds everyone's string. 2400 02:04:32,657 --> 02:04:34,237 Leave the shadows behind. 2401 02:04:34,241 --> 02:04:36,201 Catch the shining sun. You fool, 2402 02:04:36,199 --> 02:04:37,489 why did you run after coins? 2403 02:04:37,491 --> 02:04:38,991 The threads of relationships came undone. 2404 02:04:38,991 --> 02:04:40,321 Whose string, his kite. 2405 02:04:40,324 --> 02:04:42,494 The one who understood is a carefree soul. 2406 02:04:42,949 --> 02:04:47,029 I am a carefree soul. 2407 02:05:22,866 --> 02:05:26,406 Brother of the peacock, brother of the crook. 2408 02:05:26,616 --> 02:05:29,316 Take my name correctly. 2409 02:05:29,866 --> 02:05:32,196 Mordechai! 2410 02:05:51,782 --> 02:05:53,412 Brother of the peacock, 2411 02:05:53,407 --> 02:05:55,027 brother of the crook 2412 02:05:55,032 --> 02:05:56,202 Brother of the peacock, 2413 02:05:56,199 --> 02:05:58,819 - Brother of the crook - Brother of the peacock, 2414 02:06:02,366 --> 02:06:06,276 Here, there, everywhere, wandering letter. 2415 02:06:06,574 --> 02:06:08,244 Which language is this? 2416 02:06:08,574 --> 02:06:11,204 Speak Hindi. 2417 02:06:17,574 --> 02:06:19,624 Sinner. 2418 02:07:13,074 --> 02:07:14,324 Sinner. 2419 02:07:16,282 --> 02:07:17,412 Sinner. 2420 02:07:19,282 --> 02:07:20,412 Sinner. 2421 02:07:22,074 --> 02:07:23,324 Sinner. 2422 02:07:25,157 --> 02:07:26,447 Sinner. 2423 02:07:28,116 --> 02:07:29,236 Sinner. 2424 02:08:17,241 --> 02:08:19,031 A surprise. A surprise. A surprise 2425 02:08:19,199 --> 02:08:20,869 I've brought something... 2426 02:08:20,866 --> 02:08:22,816 Seriously, man, I really enjoyed it. 2427 02:08:23,032 --> 02:08:24,322 You gave me goosebumps, by God! 2428 02:08:24,491 --> 02:08:27,071 As his karma was, he was given the same ending. 2429 02:08:27,449 --> 02:08:30,529 Deepak had guilt in his heart, so he was given a chance to improve. 2430 02:08:30,532 --> 02:08:34,162 Mordechai was a wild animal, so he was given an animal's death. 2431 02:08:34,157 --> 02:08:36,777 And Bansi, who was always confused, 2432 02:08:37,116 --> 02:08:38,526 he had to go mad. 2433 02:08:38,657 --> 02:08:39,567 Foofa. 2434 02:08:39,824 --> 02:08:42,414 I only wrote what my soul wrote. 2435 02:08:43,074 --> 02:08:44,624 But what to do with this diary now? 2436 02:08:44,741 --> 02:08:45,741 What to do? 2437 02:08:46,032 --> 02:08:47,412 All three of you get together and make a Writers' Room 2438 02:08:47,574 --> 02:08:49,164 and write stories one after the other 2439 02:08:50,116 --> 02:08:51,486 Let's write a story, Ketu. 2440 02:08:51,699 --> 02:08:53,159 Ketu's Rahu's Meenu. 2441 02:08:53,157 --> 02:08:55,067 We will make a film and earn five crore 2442 02:08:55,074 --> 02:08:56,374 Oye, 2443 02:08:56,907 --> 02:08:58,117 who wrote this? 2444 02:08:58,116 --> 02:09:00,116 Run, Meenu run, there's going to be a raid. 2445 02:09:01,032 --> 02:09:01,992 Who wrote this? 2446 02:09:02,157 --> 02:09:03,317 Who made Meenu run away? 2447 02:09:03,324 --> 02:09:05,284 I wrote jail in her destiny. 2448 02:09:05,407 --> 02:09:07,157 Who alerted her before the raid. 2449 02:09:07,407 --> 02:09:08,737 Foofa must have done it. 2450 02:09:08,866 --> 02:09:11,236 They like to poke their finger into a flying bird. 2451 02:09:13,782 --> 02:09:14,822 Oh hello. 2452 02:09:15,616 --> 02:09:17,026 Why is everyone staring at me? 2453 02:09:17,032 --> 02:09:18,572 I wasn't alone in this house. 2454 02:09:18,574 --> 02:09:20,414 Ketu's Rahu's Meenu. 2455 02:09:22,407 --> 02:09:24,867 I will make your cartoon film. 2456 02:09:25,282 --> 02:09:27,992 Whatever is to happen, whatever happens, whatever is supposed to happen, 2457 02:09:27,991 --> 02:09:29,661 it is all written down beforehand. 2458 02:09:29,866 --> 02:09:32,236 We are all just enacting out what is written. 2459 02:09:32,407 --> 02:09:36,317 Oh Foofa, my Aunt isn't married to you, so please stop giving lectures. 2460 02:09:36,324 --> 02:09:39,824 In a world full of hatred and deceit, love is the only thing. 2461 02:09:40,282 --> 02:09:43,572 Love is the only thing that can save us all from troubles. 2462 02:09:43,866 --> 02:09:46,526 If there was no love, the world would have been burnt to ashes. 2463 02:09:46,741 --> 02:09:49,621 Hey, but this story hasn't ended yet, has it? 2464 02:09:49,616 --> 02:09:51,366 Then write a sequel, my dear. 2465 02:09:51,824 --> 02:09:54,034 Start the next one from where this one ends. 2466 02:09:54,032 --> 02:09:55,872 And the first scene of the sequel, 2467 02:09:56,074 --> 02:10:00,954 Meenu is dancing madly in love with Rahu, and then... 2468 02:10:00,949 --> 02:10:03,029 Come on, you write, I'm leaving. 2469 02:10:03,366 --> 02:10:04,406 Where are you leaving for? 2470 02:10:06,407 --> 02:10:07,407 Mumbai. 2471 02:10:07,616 --> 02:10:08,656 But-- 2472 02:10:09,199 --> 02:10:10,369 When will we meet, Foofa? 2473 02:10:10,532 --> 02:10:12,782 You don't have a mobile phone, nor a pager. 2474 02:10:13,074 --> 02:10:15,204 - How will I talk to you? - The inner voice. 2475 02:10:15,657 --> 02:10:16,777 Dial here. 2476 02:10:17,407 --> 02:10:18,447 I will come right away. 2477 02:10:19,116 --> 02:10:20,486 Come on. You did a good job. 2478 02:10:20,866 --> 02:10:21,696 Go. 2479 02:10:24,949 --> 02:10:27,869 Brother-in-law, we have to go to Mumbai. 2480 02:10:28,407 --> 02:10:29,407 Come on, brother-in-law. 2481 02:10:29,699 --> 02:10:31,279 One game is over. 2482 02:10:31,282 --> 02:10:32,872 Now we have to start the second game. 2483 02:10:33,157 --> 02:10:35,407 It's nothing for me, I keep coming back. 2484 02:10:35,699 --> 02:10:39,529 Foofa will appear in the new disguise. 2485 02:10:43,491 --> 02:10:44,491 Accepted. 2486 02:10:45,407 --> 02:10:48,317 From today you are my father and I am your nephew. 2487 02:10:51,407 --> 02:10:52,367 Sure. 2488 02:10:55,116 --> 02:10:55,906 Ketu. 2489 02:11:03,824 --> 02:11:04,704 Brother! 2490 02:11:05,074 --> 02:11:05,954 Hmm. 2491 02:11:06,616 --> 02:11:08,736 You didn't tell me what will happen after that. 2492 02:11:09,949 --> 02:11:11,489 What will happen after what? 2493 02:11:12,366 --> 02:11:15,486 When Meenu is dancing madly in love with you, 2494 02:11:16,074 --> 02:11:17,374 What will happen after that? 2495 02:11:18,782 --> 02:11:20,122 I haven't thought about it. 2496 02:11:21,157 --> 02:11:23,867 Right now, I am just watching her dance. 2497 02:11:57,449 --> 02:12:00,029 Say, Glory to Rahu Ketu. 2498 02:12:00,032 --> 02:12:01,412 Victory to them! 2499 02:12:03,324 --> 02:12:05,574 Rahu Rahu Rahu Ketu, 2500 02:12:05,574 --> 02:12:08,414 Ketu Rahu Rahu, Rahu Rahu Rahu Ketu. 2501 02:12:12,616 --> 02:12:17,276 Coriander, Mint Are sown... sown... sown, 2502 02:12:17,532 --> 02:12:22,622 In a strange story, Everyone is lost 2503 02:12:29,699 --> 02:12:32,029 Applying saliva on the paper 2504 02:12:32,032 --> 02:12:33,282 Everyone went to smoke get high 2505 02:12:33,282 --> 02:12:34,622 Then hunger struck 2506 02:12:34,616 --> 02:12:35,776 Everyone fell upon (food) like that 2507 02:12:35,782 --> 02:12:36,872 As if it were a community kitchen 2508 02:12:36,991 --> 02:12:38,121 The dog inside 2509 02:12:38,116 --> 02:12:39,366 Is like a monkey 2510 02:12:39,366 --> 02:12:40,616 Shows stunts 2511 02:12:40,616 --> 02:12:41,776 Without any hesitation 2512 02:12:41,782 --> 02:12:42,872 Makes everyone dance fully 2513 02:12:42,991 --> 02:12:44,121 Blows everyone's senses away 2514 02:12:44,116 --> 02:12:45,276 Increases greed 2515 02:12:45,282 --> 02:12:46,492 Makes everyone jealous. 2516 02:12:46,491 --> 02:12:48,031 And everyone says 2517 02:12:48,032 --> 02:12:49,162 They eat their own fate. 2518 02:12:49,157 --> 02:12:51,317 Be it Rahu or be it Ketu 2519 02:12:51,324 --> 02:12:53,624 I am stronger than both 2520 02:12:53,616 --> 02:12:56,026 This world is my circus 2521 02:12:56,032 --> 02:12:58,662 And I am its ringmaster 2522 02:12:58,657 --> 02:13:00,737 Be it Rahu or be it Ketu 2523 02:13:00,741 --> 02:13:03,371 I am stronger than both 2524 02:13:03,366 --> 02:13:05,616 This world is my circus 2525 02:13:05,616 --> 02:13:08,656 And I am its ringmaster 2526 02:13:27,866 --> 02:13:30,196 Bad planets, a cat cuts the path, 2527 02:13:30,199 --> 02:13:32,529 Karma says I was already fine, 2528 02:13:32,532 --> 02:13:34,782 Taking dried fenugreek, the assistants search 2529 02:13:34,782 --> 02:13:37,122 Where is Saturn sitting in the horoscope with his bag packed 2530 02:13:37,116 --> 02:13:38,696 The stories of the diary, 2531 02:13:38,699 --> 02:13:39,779 My share, 2532 02:13:39,782 --> 02:13:40,702 I write destiny 2533 02:13:40,699 --> 02:13:42,159 By grinding herbs plants, 2534 02:13:42,157 --> 02:13:43,237 The intoxication is rising, 2535 02:13:43,241 --> 02:13:44,531 Eyes are pink, 2536 02:13:44,532 --> 02:13:46,702 I have The key to destiny 2537 02:13:46,699 --> 02:13:48,909 Be it Rahu or be it Ketu 2538 02:13:49,074 --> 02:13:51,244 I am stronger than both 2539 02:13:51,241 --> 02:13:53,741 This world is my circus 2540 02:13:53,741 --> 02:13:56,281 And I am its ringmaster 2541 02:13:56,282 --> 02:13:58,412 Be it Rahu or be it Ketu 2542 02:13:58,407 --> 02:14:00,987 I am stronger than both 2543 02:14:00,991 --> 02:14:03,531 This world is my circus 2544 02:14:03,532 --> 02:14:05,952 And I am its ringmaster 2545 02:14:05,949 --> 02:14:08,319 Foolishness just causes trouble. 2546 02:14:08,491 --> 02:14:10,621 And breath increases restlessness 2547 02:14:10,616 --> 02:14:12,906 Where the lock is rusted, 2548 02:14:12,907 --> 02:14:15,527 then the key to destiny is applied 2549 02:14:15,532 --> 02:14:17,622 Foolishness just causes trouble 2550 02:14:17,616 --> 02:14:20,066 And breath increases restlessness 2551 02:14:20,074 --> 02:14:22,414 Where the lock is rusted, 2552 02:14:22,407 --> 02:14:25,657 then the key to destiny is applied