1 00:00:29,272 --> 00:00:30,612 Dakotakid. 2 00:00:39,282 --> 00:00:42,322 I'm here to impart my wisdom about what I've learned in life. 3 00:00:43,320 --> 00:00:44,760 I'm not going to lie to you. 4 00:00:45,756 --> 00:00:46,586 Or sugarcoat anything 5 00:00:46,757 --> 00:00:48,527 because that wouldn't benefit either of us. 6 00:00:48,626 --> 00:00:50,456 You're a miracle. 7 00:00:52,329 --> 00:00:53,899 Yeah. I don't deserve you. 8 00:00:53,998 --> 00:00:56,868 The rich are happier. There, I said it. 9 00:00:57,068 --> 00:00:59,008 No one will ever love you more than me. 10 00:00:59,102 --> 00:01:00,172 I will... I will... 11 00:01:00,270 --> 00:01:02,170 I will tear down walls with my bare hands 12 00:01:02,238 --> 00:01:03,238 if they get in your way. 13 00:01:03,608 --> 00:01:05,808 All that crap about money being the root of all evil. 14 00:01:05,910 --> 00:01:07,350 Do you know who says that? 15 00:01:08,045 --> 00:01:10,015 Poor people. Poor people say that. 16 00:01:10,081 --> 00:01:11,451 I will make absolutely sure 17 00:01:11,514 --> 00:01:14,444 that you have every opportunity that life has to offer. 18 00:01:14,685 --> 00:01:17,285 With money comes time and freedom. 19 00:01:17,622 --> 00:01:19,862 And those two together are the key to life. 20 00:01:19,924 --> 00:01:21,384 You tell me what you need. 21 00:01:21,491 --> 00:01:23,601 Okay? What do you need? You want me to... 22 00:01:24,562 --> 00:01:25,732 Want me to dance? 23 00:01:26,396 --> 00:01:29,066 I could... I could dance. I could... I could sing? 24 00:01:29,132 --> 00:01:30,542 So how do you make money? 25 00:01:30,768 --> 00:01:35,638 Well, you could... be a professional athlete, or... 26 00:01:35,940 --> 00:01:37,210 or a movie star. 27 00:01:42,212 --> 00:01:44,022 But those rely on luck. 28 00:01:44,280 --> 00:01:46,750 And you can't rely on luck. Not with our family. 29 00:01:54,058 --> 00:01:55,628 What are you singing? 30 00:01:56,927 --> 00:01:58,097 Uh, "Twinkle, Twinkle". 31 00:01:58,395 --> 00:02:00,195 So the only way to guarantee success 32 00:02:00,263 --> 00:02:02,163 is with an education. 33 00:02:02,667 --> 00:02:06,197 Now, education nowadays is like a... 34 00:02:06,269 --> 00:02:07,939 like a domino effect. 35 00:02:08,773 --> 00:02:11,373 In order to get into a prestigious university, 36 00:02:11,642 --> 00:02:14,652 you have to get into a prominent grammar school. 37 00:02:15,412 --> 00:02:17,622 And in order to get into a prominent grammar school, 38 00:02:17,815 --> 00:02:20,915 you have to get into a top-notch primary school. 39 00:02:21,152 --> 00:02:24,492 And in order to prepare you for a top-notch primary school, 40 00:02:26,791 --> 00:02:28,731 you have to go to a great... 41 00:02:29,760 --> 00:02:30,530 preschool. 42 00:02:32,495 --> 00:02:34,695 I thought you were... I thought you were sleeping. 43 00:02:35,198 --> 00:02:36,938 Are you in full hair and makeup? 44 00:02:37,001 --> 00:02:38,941 - I don't know. - Beautiful. 45 00:02:39,003 --> 00:02:40,863 Can I get you anything? Champagne? 46 00:02:40,938 --> 00:02:42,778 Sure. Some balloons? 47 00:02:42,840 --> 00:02:44,210 Yep. Well, we got the... 48 00:02:44,374 --> 00:02:46,204 Oh, good. We did it! 49 00:02:46,309 --> 00:02:47,709 I know. You did it! 50 00:02:47,778 --> 00:02:49,578 This is what a good education can do for you. 51 00:02:49,647 --> 00:02:51,847 And I will make sure that you get it. 52 00:02:55,218 --> 00:02:57,458 What are you shushing her for? She just had a baby. 53 00:02:57,520 --> 00:03:00,560 Not my baby, was it? Stop it, Brian! 54 00:03:00,624 --> 00:03:02,424 Have you noticed that he's the quietest? 55 00:03:02,492 --> 00:03:05,332 Hi, Momma. 56 00:03:05,696 --> 00:03:07,796 Oh, let's get in bed. 57 00:03:07,932 --> 00:03:08,942 Stop! 58 00:03:10,134 --> 00:03:11,634 Hello. Oh. 59 00:03:17,675 --> 00:03:20,105 You just leave it to me. I'll take care of everything. 60 00:03:20,177 --> 00:03:21,207 I'll take care of everything. 61 00:03:21,311 --> 00:03:23,181 I promise. I promise you. 62 00:03:37,862 --> 00:03:40,102 Goodness, you're a psychopath, aren't you? 63 00:03:40,164 --> 00:03:41,664 You're going to be a killer! 64 00:03:46,871 --> 00:03:48,411 There you go. 65 00:03:50,207 --> 00:03:52,607 There you go. You're getting it. Hey! 66 00:03:53,677 --> 00:03:55,977 Hey, that could be you one day. 67 00:03:56,046 --> 00:03:58,816 You can do anything you set your mind to, Gracie. 68 00:03:58,916 --> 00:04:00,046 What are you doing? 69 00:04:00,117 --> 00:04:01,217 She wanted to practice walking. 70 00:04:01,284 --> 00:04:04,314 She's six months old. It's midnight. 71 00:04:06,456 --> 00:04:08,926 Oh, hi, guys. Hey, guess what? 72 00:04:08,993 --> 00:04:12,663 I put on my own pants this morning. Did you? 73 00:04:13,230 --> 00:04:15,970 Right, I'm off. You all right? Okay, babe. 74 00:04:16,033 --> 00:04:18,533 "Time To Get Dressed" with the Wild and the Crazies? 75 00:04:18,602 --> 00:04:20,112 You're de-educating him. Oh, right. 76 00:04:20,171 --> 00:04:22,111 I taught him how to get dressed months ago. 77 00:04:22,173 --> 00:04:23,873 Just let him enjoy it. 78 00:04:24,875 --> 00:04:28,445 Flap it over like that. Flap it over like that. 79 00:04:28,511 --> 00:04:30,151 Isn't that brilliant? 80 00:04:32,650 --> 00:04:37,560 An astronaut goes like this. 81 00:04:38,789 --> 00:04:40,089 You're on the moon. 82 00:04:40,624 --> 00:04:42,854 The moon is right out there, honey. 83 00:04:43,326 --> 00:04:44,496 The moon's right out there. 84 00:04:44,562 --> 00:04:46,272 Name all the countries for Mummy, go. 85 00:04:46,329 --> 00:04:48,069 Afghanistan, Albania, Algeria, Andorra, Angola, 86 00:04:48,132 --> 00:04:50,742 Antigua and Barbuda, Argentina, Armenia, Australia, Austria, 87 00:04:50,801 --> 00:04:52,841 Azerbaijan, Bahamas, Bahrain, Bangladesh, 88 00:04:52,903 --> 00:04:54,763 Barbados, Belarus, Belgium, Belize, Benin, Bhutan, 89 00:04:54,839 --> 00:04:57,539 Bolivia, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Botswana, Brazil, Brunei, 90 00:04:57,608 --> 00:05:00,278 Bulgaria, Burkina Faso, Burundi, Cabo Verde, 91 00:05:00,343 --> 00:05:02,643 Cambodia, Cameroon, Canada... 92 00:05:03,881 --> 00:05:06,121 Hi, baby. 93 00:05:07,151 --> 00:05:09,261 Babe, I think he's ready. 94 00:05:09,485 --> 00:05:11,785 We should check out some places. And they're incredible. 95 00:05:11,889 --> 00:05:14,659 Yeah. Okay. Time for night-nights, isn't it? 96 00:05:24,602 --> 00:05:27,872 Aw, it's so cute! 97 00:05:28,138 --> 00:05:30,408 Bubba! This way. 98 00:05:32,375 --> 00:05:33,445 Oh. 99 00:05:36,280 --> 00:05:37,580 How's my tie? 100 00:05:38,616 --> 00:05:41,046 Relax. Just relax. You look great. 101 00:05:41,118 --> 00:05:42,388 Do I? Yeah. 102 00:05:43,153 --> 00:05:44,213 Ready? Yeah. Yeah. 103 00:05:44,288 --> 00:05:45,518 You sure? Come on! Come on! 104 00:05:45,890 --> 00:05:48,830 Right, babe, I'm not gonna let these people intimidate us. 105 00:05:48,926 --> 00:05:50,126 No, we belong here. 106 00:05:50,227 --> 00:05:51,497 Down here then. 107 00:05:51,562 --> 00:05:53,232 This is the Oxford of preschools. 108 00:05:53,297 --> 00:05:55,067 Did you know 82% of its graduates 109 00:05:55,199 --> 00:05:57,799 are multi-millionaires now? Oh, yeah. Who told you that? 110 00:05:57,868 --> 00:05:59,868 It's true, honestly. Well... 111 00:06:00,104 --> 00:06:01,434 Look at them, bub. 112 00:06:12,216 --> 00:06:14,546 Right, look at me. Come here. 113 00:06:15,185 --> 00:06:18,315 I know you want the best for Dylan. I think it's lovely. 114 00:06:18,421 --> 00:06:19,791 But let's just make sure we like it 115 00:06:19,857 --> 00:06:21,257 before we start planning his graduation. 116 00:06:21,325 --> 00:06:22,755 Do you know what I mean? Yeah. 117 00:06:22,927 --> 00:06:24,727 - I love you. - Right, cool. 118 00:06:24,795 --> 00:06:26,365 I belong here, babe. 119 00:06:47,351 --> 00:06:49,291 Oh, sorry, mate. Sorry. Oh. 120 00:06:49,853 --> 00:06:52,323 Did you see that, love? What? Do you mean, 121 00:06:52,389 --> 00:06:54,929 did I see the five-year-old glued to his phone? Yeah, I did. 122 00:06:54,992 --> 00:06:56,402 I think it's a bit young, don't you? 123 00:06:56,492 --> 00:06:59,032 No, 'cause he was checking the stock market. 124 00:07:00,530 --> 00:07:01,870 It's not dissimilar to where I went. 125 00:07:01,932 --> 00:07:03,942 But we didn't have duckling racing. 126 00:07:07,438 --> 00:07:08,768 It's very nice. 127 00:07:10,708 --> 00:07:14,708 This is smart. Yeah, all the famous alumni. 128 00:07:16,447 --> 00:07:18,917 - Why have they got Mr. Bean up? - Mr. Bean! 129 00:07:22,419 --> 00:07:24,659 Sorry. Hiya. Hello. 130 00:07:25,823 --> 00:07:27,683 We're going on a tour. Pardon me? 131 00:07:27,758 --> 00:07:29,328 - We're going on a tour. - What'd you say? 132 00:07:29,393 --> 00:07:30,593 We're... 133 00:07:30,694 --> 00:07:32,564 Good morning. Good morning. 134 00:07:32,830 --> 00:07:34,470 I'm Sylvia Lawrence, Director of Admissions. 135 00:07:34,565 --> 00:07:36,335 Hi. Sylvia. Brian. Pleased to meet you. 136 00:07:36,400 --> 00:07:37,840 Sarah. Hiya. Lovely to meet you. 137 00:07:37,901 --> 00:07:39,341 It's lovely to see you both again. 138 00:07:39,403 --> 00:07:40,663 It's good to see you again, Sylvia. 139 00:07:40,738 --> 00:07:42,108 Good to see you. 140 00:07:42,706 --> 00:07:46,346 Now, uh, I'm afraid I'm running short on time today, 141 00:07:46,443 --> 00:07:47,573 so I've had to schedule 142 00:07:47,711 --> 00:07:49,751 both of your introductory tours together. 143 00:07:49,813 --> 00:07:51,713 - I hope that's okay. - It's fine with us. 144 00:07:51,815 --> 00:07:52,815 - And us. - Great. 145 00:07:52,883 --> 00:07:54,183 Did you get a chance to meet? 146 00:07:54,251 --> 00:07:55,451 Brian and Sarah Young, 147 00:07:55,518 --> 00:07:57,058 this is Alan and Lauren Williams. 148 00:07:57,121 --> 00:07:58,221 Hiya. Hi. 149 00:07:58,288 --> 00:08:00,128 Yo. Hi. 150 00:08:01,692 --> 00:08:02,932 Okay, well, welcome 151 00:08:02,993 --> 00:08:04,953 to Puggsley's Academy of Excellence. 152 00:08:05,029 --> 00:08:06,699 This is where we prepare children 153 00:08:06,764 --> 00:08:08,124 for every aspect of life. 154 00:08:08,232 --> 00:08:11,872 We take children from four, all the way through to 18. 155 00:08:11,969 --> 00:08:14,539 We would teach, well, Dylan and Grace, 156 00:08:14,638 --> 00:08:16,938 how to capitalize on their strengths 157 00:08:17,041 --> 00:08:20,611 by... by helping them build up their weaknesses 158 00:08:20,744 --> 00:08:23,114 so that they have the... the confidence to tackle 159 00:08:23,213 --> 00:08:26,083 any obstacle that might present itself in their future. 160 00:08:26,150 --> 00:08:27,190 Mm. Yeah. Yeah. 161 00:08:27,451 --> 00:08:32,291 Now, uh, most preschools run half days. 162 00:08:32,356 --> 00:08:34,526 Here at Puggsley, we're on full days. 163 00:08:34,591 --> 00:08:36,501 - That's great. - Five days a week. 164 00:08:36,560 --> 00:08:38,730 Workshops for the children every other weekend. 165 00:08:38,796 --> 00:08:39,826 What kind of workshops? 166 00:08:40,130 --> 00:08:44,840 Oh, they can range from AI through to Anglo-Saxon poetry. 167 00:08:44,902 --> 00:08:46,772 Anglo-Saxon? They were before the Normans, weren't they? 168 00:08:46,870 --> 00:08:48,440 Very good. English history. 169 00:08:48,505 --> 00:08:49,575 Absolutely. 170 00:08:49,940 --> 00:08:54,850 Our motto here at Puggsley is, uh, Puer paratus, puer felix. 171 00:08:54,945 --> 00:08:57,275 "A prepared child..." "...is a successful child." 172 00:08:57,381 --> 00:08:59,291 - Oh, my God. - Excellent. 173 00:08:59,750 --> 00:09:01,650 Now, we only accept the best here, 174 00:09:01,852 --> 00:09:03,422 and we make no apologies for that. 175 00:09:03,854 --> 00:09:07,184 We want to create an environment where students push themselves 176 00:09:07,257 --> 00:09:09,457 well past their potential. 177 00:09:09,526 --> 00:09:11,526 Uh, after all, you can only get smarter 178 00:09:11,962 --> 00:09:14,802 if you play a smarter opponent. Ah, steel sharpens steel. 179 00:09:14,865 --> 00:09:16,935 Lemons make lemonade. What? 180 00:09:17,501 --> 00:09:18,641 They do. Yes. 181 00:09:18,702 --> 00:09:20,442 Um... All right. 182 00:09:20,504 --> 00:09:22,304 Uh, if you'd like to follow me to my office, 183 00:09:22,372 --> 00:09:25,512 I'd like to speak to you about something rather delicate. 184 00:09:25,742 --> 00:09:28,352 What's going on? I'm... Yeah, losing it. 185 00:09:28,879 --> 00:09:30,519 Thanks. Oh, no, please, please. 186 00:09:30,614 --> 00:09:32,344 No, no, you have to... Honestly. 187 00:09:34,818 --> 00:09:35,958 Every year at Puggsley's, 188 00:09:36,053 --> 00:09:39,583 um, we have a limited number of spaces. Obviously. 189 00:09:39,923 --> 00:09:43,293 The siblings of current students and alumnus get first priority. 190 00:09:43,360 --> 00:09:44,160 Then, uh... 191 00:09:44,461 --> 00:09:46,531 whatever slots are left, we offer to new children. 192 00:09:47,097 --> 00:09:50,737 But this year, we only have one slot. 193 00:09:50,801 --> 00:09:53,811 But we've narrowed it down to your two children. 194 00:09:54,204 --> 00:09:56,934 So, uh, in order to help us decide 195 00:09:57,007 --> 00:09:59,147 which one of your children we're accepting, 196 00:09:59,376 --> 00:10:04,916 you'll need to write up a thesis on your child by this Wednesday. 197 00:10:04,982 --> 00:10:06,022 But no more than 20 pages. 198 00:10:06,083 --> 00:10:07,243 Twenty pages? Today's Monday! 199 00:10:07,484 --> 00:10:10,054 Yeah, I know, but please, don't feel under any pressure. 200 00:10:10,120 --> 00:10:12,590 Your... your children both seemed like excellent candidates 201 00:10:12,689 --> 00:10:13,659 when I met them last week. 202 00:10:14,057 --> 00:10:17,527 All right. So this thesis, uh, what should it be about? 203 00:10:17,595 --> 00:10:20,025 Any volunteer work your child has done, 204 00:10:20,097 --> 00:10:23,337 or, you know, concerts they've given. 205 00:10:23,767 --> 00:10:24,897 We'll make it up. 206 00:10:25,202 --> 00:10:29,212 Then, uh, we'll have the father's presentation. 207 00:10:29,273 --> 00:10:31,073 Sorry, what was that one? Father's what? 208 00:10:31,141 --> 00:10:32,811 The father's presentation. 209 00:10:32,876 --> 00:10:34,876 That's, uh, that's this Friday. 210 00:10:34,945 --> 00:10:36,575 But that should only take about an hour. 211 00:10:36,847 --> 00:10:40,817 Um, then we'll sit down with both families next Monday 212 00:10:40,918 --> 00:10:42,388 before we make our final decision. 213 00:10:43,020 --> 00:10:45,290 We're not just choosing a child here at Puggsley, 214 00:10:45,355 --> 00:10:46,125 we're choosing a family. 215 00:10:46,423 --> 00:10:48,453 All right, uh, shall we... shall we take a walk, 216 00:10:48,525 --> 00:10:49,855 and I'll show you around? 217 00:11:00,270 --> 00:11:01,740 Now, look. 218 00:11:01,838 --> 00:11:04,078 The children do Tai Chi in the morning 219 00:11:04,141 --> 00:11:07,281 and have meditation time in the afternoons. 220 00:11:07,744 --> 00:11:09,914 All the research shows, and we certainly feel, 221 00:11:09,980 --> 00:11:13,420 that these activities help raise their concentration levels 222 00:11:13,585 --> 00:11:15,885 and lower their stress levels. 223 00:11:19,523 --> 00:11:20,653 Mm. 224 00:11:23,126 --> 00:11:25,626 This is our conservatoire, 225 00:11:26,096 --> 00:11:29,366 where we teach our children a variety of instruments. 226 00:11:29,733 --> 00:11:32,393 Right, well, we should probably leave them to it. 227 00:11:33,136 --> 00:11:34,336 Really amazing. 228 00:11:34,972 --> 00:11:37,742 All right, please, after you. 229 00:11:42,012 --> 00:11:44,452 Do, uh, do Dylan and Grace play? 230 00:11:44,514 --> 00:11:45,514 Yes. 231 00:11:45,583 --> 00:11:46,643 Oh, which instruments? 232 00:11:46,750 --> 00:11:48,050 Piano. Violin. 233 00:11:48,185 --> 00:11:49,455 Oh, the violin. 234 00:11:49,786 --> 00:11:52,416 The violin can elicit such emotion. 235 00:11:52,522 --> 00:11:53,962 I just adore the violin. 236 00:11:55,058 --> 00:11:57,898 But the piano... ...now that's my secret love. 237 00:11:58,161 --> 00:12:00,631 I just can't go to sleep at night 238 00:12:00,931 --> 00:12:04,001 until I unwind by tinkling the ivories. 239 00:12:04,968 --> 00:12:07,038 Sylvia, I just have to say that Lauren and I 240 00:12:07,137 --> 00:12:08,467 are very impressed with your school. 241 00:12:08,538 --> 00:12:11,208 We think you've done a wonderful job with the children. 242 00:12:11,275 --> 00:12:13,145 Thank you, Mr. Williams. That's very nice of you to say. 243 00:12:13,543 --> 00:12:15,843 Yes. Sarah and I agree. We're both really impressed. 244 00:12:15,912 --> 00:12:17,322 We love how you've trained the children. 245 00:12:17,381 --> 00:12:20,251 - It's incredible, isn't it? - Trained? Yeah. 246 00:12:20,317 --> 00:12:21,147 Yeah. 247 00:12:21,318 --> 00:12:23,058 Uh, we also have quite a stellar science lab, 248 00:12:23,120 --> 00:12:25,060 but I'm afraid it's closed right now. 249 00:12:25,122 --> 00:12:27,592 We have a science fair next week, 250 00:12:27,692 --> 00:12:29,162 so the room's filled with projects. 251 00:12:29,293 --> 00:12:30,553 Can't be disturbed. Mrs. Lawrence, 252 00:12:30,662 --> 00:12:32,532 I'm very sorry to bother you. Is there a lavatory nearby? 253 00:12:32,597 --> 00:12:34,727 Yes. I'm afraid we're going to have to go back up the stairs. 254 00:12:34,831 --> 00:12:36,171 Back up the stairs. Along the corridor. 255 00:12:36,233 --> 00:12:37,763 - Along the corridor. - Take a right... 256 00:12:37,834 --> 00:12:38,864 Yeah, I've got it. Thank you. 257 00:12:39,169 --> 00:12:41,409 Then it's round to the... Yeah. Yeah. He'll find it. 258 00:12:41,471 --> 00:12:44,981 Now, fencing piste? Yeah. 259 00:12:46,310 --> 00:12:48,620 Science lab. Let's see what you got. 260 00:12:59,022 --> 00:13:01,592 Bioreactor. What is that? 261 00:13:04,662 --> 00:13:06,472 The Plastic Eater. 262 00:13:08,231 --> 00:13:10,901 Oh! My God. 263 00:13:17,675 --> 00:13:20,075 Oh, no. Oh, God. Oh, God. 264 00:13:20,143 --> 00:13:23,313 No, no, no, no. Stop, stop! 265 00:13:23,980 --> 00:13:27,050 No. Oh, this is ridiculous. 266 00:13:27,117 --> 00:13:30,357 This is mad. It'll be fine, it'll be fine. 267 00:13:30,420 --> 00:13:32,760 Okay, the most unoriginal science project 268 00:13:32,824 --> 00:13:34,624 in the history of science projects. 269 00:13:34,792 --> 00:13:35,832 Cue Lava. 270 00:13:56,614 --> 00:13:58,474 We have a wonderful language department. 271 00:13:58,549 --> 00:14:00,149 So, we cover all the languages 272 00:14:00,217 --> 00:14:01,617 that you could possibly want to study. 273 00:14:01,686 --> 00:14:03,316 We don't just teach modern foreign languages here. 274 00:14:03,420 --> 00:14:05,490 We, uh, cover any language, really. 275 00:14:05,556 --> 00:14:08,986 Arabic, Mandarin. We also do Cantonese, Russian. 276 00:14:09,059 --> 00:14:11,129 Oh, sorry. One moment. 277 00:14:11,328 --> 00:14:12,198 Yep. 278 00:14:12,362 --> 00:14:13,772 What's that on your face? What have you got? 279 00:14:14,732 --> 00:14:18,442 Sorry, I'm afraid there's been an incident in the science lab. 280 00:14:18,535 --> 00:14:19,295 It's quite a mess. 281 00:14:19,369 --> 00:14:21,609 Well, how... how big a mess is it? 282 00:14:22,172 --> 00:14:24,182 - I thought the science lab... - What did you do? 283 00:14:24,241 --> 00:14:26,311 So it's beyond repair? Oh? 284 00:14:28,478 --> 00:14:30,748 All right. Could you secure it, please? 285 00:14:30,848 --> 00:14:31,888 Thank you. 286 00:14:32,282 --> 00:14:33,992 I'm so sorry, I'm going to have to cut this meeting short. 287 00:14:34,050 --> 00:14:36,620 I... I do apologize. Thank you all for coming in. 288 00:14:36,687 --> 00:14:38,217 We'll make our decision next week. 289 00:14:38,288 --> 00:14:40,558 Right, wish you all the best. Thank you. 290 00:14:40,825 --> 00:14:41,855 Oh. 291 00:14:42,092 --> 00:14:43,832 I just got to say, it's so nice to meet you, Sylvia. 292 00:14:43,895 --> 00:14:45,055 Oh, and to you and your wife. 293 00:14:45,128 --> 00:14:46,698 I think we have some friends in common. 294 00:14:46,764 --> 00:14:48,364 We should, I don't know, lunch sometime. 295 00:14:48,432 --> 00:14:49,702 Lovely to meet you, Mrs. Lawrence. 296 00:14:49,767 --> 00:14:50,897 Thank you so much for... 297 00:14:50,967 --> 00:14:52,097 ...taking the time for that. 298 00:14:52,235 --> 00:14:54,205 Can I call you Sylvia, like he called you Sylvia? 299 00:14:54,271 --> 00:14:56,781 All right, Brian... ...I'll see you both Friday. 300 00:14:56,841 --> 00:14:57,911 See ya. See youse Friday. After you. 301 00:14:58,008 --> 00:14:59,008 Please. Uh, uh, uh... 302 00:14:59,075 --> 00:15:00,545 No, please, just... you go. 303 00:15:00,845 --> 00:15:02,745 All right, we'll see you. See you later. 304 00:15:09,252 --> 00:15:10,962 Look, I... I feel I should address 305 00:15:11,021 --> 00:15:12,561 the elephant in the room. 306 00:15:13,891 --> 00:15:15,391 I... I would hate for something like this 307 00:15:15,459 --> 00:15:17,659 to throw a wedge between our families. 308 00:15:17,762 --> 00:15:20,632 Thank you. Yeah, I was... I was gonna say the same thing. 309 00:15:22,767 --> 00:15:24,037 Well? Yeah. 310 00:15:24,468 --> 00:15:26,468 Why don't you guys come over for dinner tonight? 311 00:15:26,571 --> 00:15:29,241 It'll give us a chance to get acquainted. 312 00:15:30,575 --> 00:15:32,745 Yeah, you know what? That's actually... That's good. 313 00:15:32,810 --> 00:15:35,620 We should be friends. We shouldn't be enemies, right? 314 00:15:35,680 --> 00:15:36,750 Great. What time? 315 00:15:36,814 --> 00:15:37,814 Uh... 316 00:15:38,148 --> 00:15:40,188 7:00? Perfect. 317 00:15:43,386 --> 00:15:44,386 Okay. 318 00:15:47,123 --> 00:15:48,453 What was that about? 319 00:15:49,159 --> 00:15:50,829 You didn't even ask if I was okay with it. 320 00:15:50,895 --> 00:15:52,725 What do you mean, dinner? 321 00:15:52,797 --> 00:15:54,167 You said you want us all to be mates. 322 00:15:54,231 --> 00:15:56,541 I know, but we have to start writing our paper. 323 00:15:56,634 --> 00:15:57,434 It's due on Wednesday. 324 00:15:57,702 --> 00:15:59,872 I'll work on it tomorrow. I'm a really good writer. 325 00:16:00,504 --> 00:16:03,634 Uh, no, you're not. Yeah, I am. I'm really good. 326 00:16:03,708 --> 00:16:04,638 Okay. 327 00:16:10,113 --> 00:16:11,073 Brian, what is up with you? 328 00:16:11,348 --> 00:16:13,218 You've got that 1000 yard stare in your eyes. 329 00:16:14,384 --> 00:16:17,684 Right, okay. We need to know what Dylan's up against. 330 00:16:17,755 --> 00:16:21,025 So, I figure we go around there, meet Grace, 331 00:16:21,124 --> 00:16:22,424 scope out his competition. 332 00:16:23,159 --> 00:16:24,659 - Scope out the competition? - Mm-hmm. 333 00:16:24,729 --> 00:16:26,399 Oh, my God, you are insane. 334 00:16:26,530 --> 00:16:27,830 Remember what Michael Corleone said, 335 00:16:27,899 --> 00:16:29,899 "Keep your friends close, but your enemies even closer." 336 00:16:29,967 --> 00:16:31,237 And they're enemies. Mm. 337 00:16:31,301 --> 00:16:32,671 That was Sun Tzu, you moron. 338 00:16:32,904 --> 00:16:34,404 Right, I don't care whose son said it. 339 00:16:37,675 --> 00:16:38,745 I hate him. 340 00:16:39,610 --> 00:16:41,410 He is so smarmy, isn't he? 341 00:16:42,547 --> 00:16:44,177 Smarm. He oozes smarm. 342 00:16:44,381 --> 00:16:45,451 I gotta hand it to you, honey. 343 00:16:45,650 --> 00:16:47,290 The way you made him think we're not competitive. 344 00:16:47,618 --> 00:16:49,048 You got them to let their guard down. 345 00:16:49,119 --> 00:16:50,059 I'm not competitive. 346 00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:51,820 And I've no intention of fighting for a spot 347 00:16:51,889 --> 00:16:53,129 in some pretentious preschool. 348 00:16:53,189 --> 00:16:54,829 Ah, that's good. That's good. 349 00:16:55,225 --> 00:16:56,795 Know your opponent inside and out. 350 00:16:57,260 --> 00:16:58,800 It's the first lesson in The Art of War. 351 00:16:59,195 --> 00:17:00,395 Thought that was Lady Gaga. 352 00:17:07,370 --> 00:17:09,340 Forty-five thousand? 353 00:17:10,473 --> 00:17:11,173 For a preschool? 354 00:17:11,508 --> 00:17:13,708 Are you out of your mind? You can't pay that. 355 00:17:13,811 --> 00:17:16,251 No price is too much for our child's future, Dad. 356 00:17:16,313 --> 00:17:17,513 Well, what in the world are they doing 357 00:17:17,615 --> 00:17:20,245 that's any different than ordinary preschool? 358 00:17:20,317 --> 00:17:22,587 Ah, well, for starters, they've blended the best 359 00:17:22,653 --> 00:17:24,353 educational theories and practices 360 00:17:24,421 --> 00:17:26,261 to create this school, and every child 361 00:17:26,323 --> 00:17:28,183 is seen as unique and special. 362 00:17:28,458 --> 00:17:30,658 Every child's unique and special! 363 00:17:30,728 --> 00:17:34,468 I can find you a preschool for a fraction of the money. 364 00:17:34,531 --> 00:17:36,301 Like you found me a preschool when I was Dylan's age? 365 00:17:36,366 --> 00:17:38,166 There weren't any preschools! 366 00:17:38,301 --> 00:17:40,741 There was. There was loads, Dad. Loads of 'em! 367 00:17:40,938 --> 00:17:43,338 Boo-hoo! 368 00:17:46,010 --> 00:17:47,010 What? 369 00:17:47,277 --> 00:17:50,077 If I'd sent you to a preschool, you'd have ended up 370 00:17:50,146 --> 00:17:51,746 Prime Minister or something, would you? 371 00:17:51,816 --> 00:17:52,846 I might have done, yeah. 372 00:17:53,116 --> 00:17:55,016 I might-- At least I'd have what Jeff's got. 373 00:17:55,086 --> 00:17:56,216 You sent him private school. 374 00:17:56,453 --> 00:17:58,513 Instead of sending me, you bought yourself a bloody Isuzu. 375 00:17:58,623 --> 00:17:59,653 I needed that pickup 376 00:17:59,857 --> 00:18:01,187 for my work! Right. 377 00:18:01,257 --> 00:18:04,097 Why do you have to whine like a baby? 378 00:18:04,294 --> 00:18:05,494 We've been through this. 379 00:18:05,596 --> 00:18:07,926 You were older and there was no money. 380 00:18:07,999 --> 00:18:09,869 Okay, if there was no money, Dad, 381 00:18:10,067 --> 00:18:11,137 how did you manage to swing 382 00:18:11,234 --> 00:18:13,304 all those ridiculous Sasquatch conventions? 383 00:18:13,671 --> 00:18:15,511 Surely my education was more important 384 00:18:15,573 --> 00:18:17,373 than swapping conspiracy theories? 385 00:18:21,444 --> 00:18:24,474 You don't know what's out there. And neither do you. 386 00:18:26,216 --> 00:18:27,586 Oi, oi! Yeah. 387 00:18:27,985 --> 00:18:29,345 Brilliant. Jeff's here. 388 00:18:32,857 --> 00:18:35,557 What are you doing here, Jeff? What are you two doing in there? 389 00:18:36,226 --> 00:18:37,856 All right, come on. I'm not stopping long. 390 00:18:37,928 --> 00:18:39,228 Got you something. 391 00:18:41,164 --> 00:18:42,794 God, that fridge stinks. 392 00:18:48,839 --> 00:18:50,239 Mm, all right? 393 00:18:50,507 --> 00:18:52,477 Very good, are you? Fine, what you been doing? 394 00:18:52,810 --> 00:18:54,810 Is that bird poo on your jumper? Bird poo? 395 00:18:55,112 --> 00:18:59,092 No, Father, this is, uh, Pierre Jean Leclerc. Very posh. 396 00:18:59,215 --> 00:19:00,285 Will I get you one for Christmas? 397 00:19:00,350 --> 00:19:01,690 No, no, I'm good, son. 398 00:19:01,819 --> 00:19:03,159 He's fine. What's this? 399 00:19:03,587 --> 00:19:07,487 Oh, yeah, I, um, I got Dylan some new clothes for his school. 400 00:19:12,730 --> 00:19:14,100 That's really nice. Yeah, it's 'cause 401 00:19:14,230 --> 00:19:16,840 the, uh, the designer of that sold out her entire collection 402 00:19:16,901 --> 00:19:18,371 in three hours. 403 00:19:18,468 --> 00:19:20,508 So, I pulled some strings, and here we are. 404 00:19:20,571 --> 00:19:23,241 What, you had to pull strings to get a kid some clothes? 405 00:19:23,506 --> 00:19:25,946 I don't know which one of the two of you are crazier. 406 00:19:26,010 --> 00:19:27,980 You never bought me anything 407 00:19:28,145 --> 00:19:29,475 that would help me fit in in my school. 408 00:19:29,580 --> 00:19:30,580 No, it wasn't your wardrobe 409 00:19:30,681 --> 00:19:32,281 stopped you fitting in at school, son. 410 00:19:32,550 --> 00:19:33,950 It was your bowl haircut. 411 00:19:35,485 --> 00:19:37,615 I mean, you cut my hair back then, so-- 412 00:19:37,688 --> 00:19:39,188 It's brilliant. Thanks. Jeff, you did look like 413 00:19:39,255 --> 00:19:40,855 a massive mushroom back then, you really did. 414 00:19:40,958 --> 00:19:42,798 You did. I'm glad I stopped by. This has been fab. 415 00:19:43,094 --> 00:19:45,394 Right, I would love to chat to you lesbians about fashion, 416 00:19:45,495 --> 00:19:49,735 but I have a hot yoga retreat in the Cotswolds to attend, 417 00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:51,600 so, um, see you later. 418 00:19:54,304 --> 00:19:56,574 All right, mate. See you later. See you later, mate. 419 00:19:59,210 --> 00:20:00,650 All right, babes. You okay? 420 00:20:02,580 --> 00:20:03,580 Let's go. 421 00:20:07,151 --> 00:20:08,691 See ya. 422 00:20:10,788 --> 00:20:11,718 Okay. 423 00:20:20,231 --> 00:20:21,571 Are you speaking to me? 424 00:20:25,468 --> 00:20:26,968 I don't see anybody else in the room. 425 00:20:27,037 --> 00:20:27,937 Are you talking... 426 00:20:28,239 --> 00:20:29,739 are you talking about me behind me back and that? 427 00:20:30,674 --> 00:20:32,604 'Cause I don't-- You must be if you're not-- 428 00:20:32,810 --> 00:20:36,080 Babe? I'm not really sure about that school. 429 00:20:36,412 --> 00:20:38,752 None of the kids played or laughed. 430 00:20:39,150 --> 00:20:40,220 Didn't really feel like children. 431 00:20:40,350 --> 00:20:41,720 - D'you know what I mean? - No, not really. 432 00:20:41,819 --> 00:20:43,359 The school's bloody perfect, bubba. 433 00:20:43,419 --> 00:20:44,719 Okay. Can you come here please? 434 00:20:44,789 --> 00:20:47,329 I need your help. I need to find the right look. 435 00:20:47,925 --> 00:20:49,025 I'm looking to be like a cross 436 00:20:49,093 --> 00:20:51,093 between intimidating and confident. 437 00:20:51,294 --> 00:20:52,594 Okay. Why do you need to be intimidating? 438 00:20:52,730 --> 00:20:54,230 I need to make Alan nervous, don't I? 439 00:20:54,297 --> 00:20:55,637 So he can spill the beans on his strategy. 440 00:20:55,699 --> 00:20:58,239 Okay, well, that's definitely not intimidating. 441 00:20:58,334 --> 00:20:59,434 At all? At all. 442 00:20:59,937 --> 00:21:01,537 Why though? Give me a good reason. No. No, it's not sexy. 443 00:21:01,538 --> 00:21:02,778 - It's clown-like. - White on blue. 444 00:21:02,873 --> 00:21:04,333 Don't like it. Please take it off. Oh. 445 00:21:04,642 --> 00:21:05,782 Doesn't work, babe. 446 00:21:06,309 --> 00:21:07,879 I don't like it. Why? 447 00:21:08,212 --> 00:21:11,082 Anyway, trust me, Alan's not as crazy as you. 448 00:21:11,148 --> 00:21:12,348 He's not gonna have a strategy. 449 00:21:12,616 --> 00:21:14,486 I know they have a strategy. 450 00:21:14,552 --> 00:21:17,522 I just have to figure out what it is. 451 00:21:18,622 --> 00:21:20,392 You've officially lost your mind. 452 00:22:00,130 --> 00:22:03,970 Baby, I think this is the house out of your poster. 453 00:22:04,201 --> 00:22:07,041 I don't believe it. This man is living my dream life. 454 00:22:08,272 --> 00:22:09,682 No, look, it's completely different 455 00:22:09,740 --> 00:22:10,740 'cause my picture doesn't have 456 00:22:10,808 --> 00:22:12,608 that weird statue in it, does it? 457 00:22:14,444 --> 00:22:16,344 What is it? Oh, looks like-- 458 00:22:16,412 --> 00:22:18,652 Is that giant gnome hol-- Is it holding a baby? 459 00:22:18,716 --> 00:22:20,546 I don't think that's a baby. It looks like a baby. 460 00:22:20,784 --> 00:22:22,354 It's very creepy, though. 461 00:22:22,452 --> 00:22:24,492 Let's go before it curses us. Come on. 462 00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:30,830 - Hello! - Hi. 463 00:22:30,895 --> 00:22:32,365 - Welcome. - Thanks. 464 00:22:32,428 --> 00:22:33,598 Come in. Oh, thank you. 465 00:22:33,931 --> 00:22:36,371 So glad you guys could make it. Oh, wow. This place is amazing. 466 00:22:36,432 --> 00:22:37,942 Make yourself at home. 467 00:22:38,401 --> 00:22:41,671 Can I take your coats? Oh, thanks. Yeah. Hmm. 468 00:22:42,339 --> 00:22:44,639 Oh, sorry. Oh! 469 00:22:45,709 --> 00:22:46,979 Oh. 470 00:22:47,044 --> 00:22:48,004 - Oh. - Hey. 471 00:22:48,478 --> 00:22:50,218 Oh, thank, uh, thanks. Thank you. 472 00:22:50,281 --> 00:22:52,051 Can I get you some wine? Red or white? 473 00:22:52,482 --> 00:22:54,592 Ei... Either. Um-- Oh, So... sorry. 474 00:22:54,752 --> 00:22:56,792 Red if you have it. Roze! 475 00:23:00,257 --> 00:23:01,427 I have a special little bottle 476 00:23:01,491 --> 00:23:02,631 tucked aside for a night like this. 477 00:23:02,726 --> 00:23:04,256 Would you be a dear and grab the wine? 478 00:23:04,328 --> 00:23:05,458 Of course, Ms. Lauren. 479 00:23:05,562 --> 00:23:07,432 Come! 480 00:23:11,268 --> 00:23:12,908 Ah. 481 00:23:13,536 --> 00:23:15,566 Oh. This is our angel, Grace. 482 00:23:15,673 --> 00:23:19,743 I hope you enjoy custard tarts. I made them this afternoon. 483 00:23:19,877 --> 00:23:21,907 Hey, nice to meet you. I love custard tarts. 484 00:23:21,979 --> 00:23:23,749 Thank you so much. Thank you, cheers. 485 00:23:23,814 --> 00:23:24,714 Thank you. 486 00:23:25,382 --> 00:23:26,322 Oh! Oh. 487 00:23:26,684 --> 00:23:28,244 - Oh, my God. - Oh! 488 00:23:28,419 --> 00:23:30,989 Getting so good at that. You make mummy want to do one. 489 00:23:31,288 --> 00:23:32,518 Would you like some wine? 490 00:23:32,756 --> 00:23:34,286 Thank you. Sure. Thank you. 491 00:23:34,391 --> 00:23:35,831 Cheers. Thank you. Thanks. 492 00:23:36,327 --> 00:23:37,227 Mmm! 493 00:23:38,461 --> 00:23:41,331 Ooh! Very, um, uh, balanced. 494 00:23:41,832 --> 00:23:43,442 Full bodied. 495 00:23:43,801 --> 00:23:45,271 Care for a tour? Oh. 496 00:23:45,336 --> 00:23:46,806 Alan will be down in a minute. 497 00:23:46,870 --> 00:23:48,210 Let's go. See you in a bit. 498 00:23:48,272 --> 00:23:49,312 See you in a bit. 499 00:23:49,707 --> 00:23:53,047 Oh, don't mind the ghosts. Yeah. 500 00:24:06,256 --> 00:24:07,886 That is... that is so good. 501 00:24:10,127 --> 00:24:12,867 Brian! Oh, Alan! 502 00:24:13,130 --> 00:24:14,470 Welcome to my humble abode. 503 00:24:17,267 --> 00:24:18,297 Oh. 504 00:24:18,836 --> 00:24:20,266 You got a little something on your... 505 00:24:21,138 --> 00:24:22,108 Hmm. 506 00:24:28,679 --> 00:24:30,179 It's one of Grace's tarts. 507 00:24:31,315 --> 00:24:34,515 Yeah. Delicious, right? Mm! So good. 508 00:24:34,651 --> 00:24:35,691 Yeah. 509 00:24:35,886 --> 00:24:37,486 Oh, I got you a little something here. 510 00:24:37,554 --> 00:24:39,184 I'm a bit of a Dewar's collector. 511 00:24:39,723 --> 00:24:43,593 Yeah. It's a ridiculously expensive pastime, but it's nice 512 00:24:43,660 --> 00:24:45,430 to enjoy the finer things with new friends. 513 00:24:45,729 --> 00:24:46,999 - Cheers. - Cheers. 514 00:24:49,833 --> 00:24:51,893 That's one way to enjoy it. Ah! 515 00:24:53,771 --> 00:24:54,711 Oh! 516 00:24:55,606 --> 00:24:57,036 It's, uh-- That's... 517 00:24:57,775 --> 00:24:58,935 - whiskey, isn't it? - Yeah. 518 00:24:59,176 --> 00:25:01,476 It's, uh, it's actually one of my favorite sipping whiskeys. 519 00:25:04,548 --> 00:25:05,848 Ooh, yeah. 520 00:25:07,785 --> 00:25:08,985 Ah! 521 00:25:10,788 --> 00:25:12,988 So, how are things? 522 00:25:13,690 --> 00:25:16,860 I can't complain. You? Good. Very good, actually. 523 00:25:17,528 --> 00:25:19,928 Good. I'm good... I'm good also. 524 00:25:20,497 --> 00:25:21,867 - That's good. - Mm-hmm. 525 00:25:34,178 --> 00:25:35,548 Crack on? Yeah. 526 00:25:35,679 --> 00:25:36,579 Yeah. All right. 527 00:25:36,780 --> 00:25:38,280 How did you and Alan meet? 528 00:25:38,382 --> 00:25:39,622 Car crash. Oh! 529 00:25:39,817 --> 00:25:41,587 Alan was in town meeting with investors. 530 00:25:41,685 --> 00:25:43,755 He pulled out of his parking spot 531 00:25:43,821 --> 00:25:45,991 and drove on the wrong side of the road. 532 00:25:46,390 --> 00:25:50,760 I hit my brakes, and he-- Well, we bumped fenders. 533 00:25:51,095 --> 00:25:54,595 He was so apologetic and so cute. 534 00:25:54,798 --> 00:25:55,968 A week later, we moved in together 535 00:25:56,033 --> 00:25:57,263 and he started his company here. 536 00:25:57,434 --> 00:25:59,834 Huh! Well, he was obviously very successful. 537 00:25:59,937 --> 00:26:02,137 Mmm, that one failed miserably. 538 00:26:02,539 --> 00:26:04,409 Oh. How did you meet Brian? 539 00:26:04,541 --> 00:26:05,781 Panic attack. Oh? 540 00:26:05,843 --> 00:26:07,903 His, not mine. 541 00:26:07,978 --> 00:26:10,378 Uh, yeah, back when he was doing odd jobs as a handyman, 542 00:26:10,481 --> 00:26:13,151 he was hired to do some repairs at the work that I was at then, 543 00:26:13,217 --> 00:26:15,917 and, um, well, he walked straight into a spider's web 544 00:26:15,986 --> 00:26:17,716 and I've never heard a man shriek so loud. 545 00:26:17,788 --> 00:26:18,718 Yeah. 546 00:26:18,789 --> 00:26:20,889 And I had to talk him down. 547 00:26:20,991 --> 00:26:23,861 And then yeah, I mean, I guess it's just been love ever since. 548 00:26:24,061 --> 00:26:26,501 Super sexy. So, he has arachnophobia? 549 00:26:27,231 --> 00:26:30,141 More like a fear of all bugs. Oh! Never heard of that one. 550 00:26:31,268 --> 00:26:32,198 So, I gotta admit, 551 00:26:32,302 --> 00:26:34,372 I did a little reading about your company. 552 00:26:34,805 --> 00:26:36,075 I guess I've not done my homework, then. 553 00:26:36,140 --> 00:26:37,580 Yeah, I think it's very admirable 554 00:26:37,641 --> 00:26:39,181 how you went from working construction 555 00:26:39,376 --> 00:26:42,046 to risking it all by building that giant apartment complex. 556 00:26:42,146 --> 00:26:44,216 Uh, nothing ventured, nothing gained, Alan. 557 00:26:44,281 --> 00:26:45,221 Hey, 558 00:26:45,482 --> 00:26:47,492 to fortune favoring the bold. Yeah. 559 00:26:47,585 --> 00:26:48,785 Right? Oh, yeah. 560 00:26:48,852 --> 00:26:50,222 There you go. 561 00:26:50,721 --> 00:26:53,331 Mr. Williams, dinner will be ready in ten minutes. 562 00:26:53,390 --> 00:26:55,190 Okay. Thank you, Roze. 563 00:27:02,634 --> 00:27:04,134 Almost forgot that was there. 564 00:27:09,039 --> 00:27:11,739 So young and so many accolades, right? 565 00:27:13,343 --> 00:27:14,543 Daddy? 566 00:27:14,646 --> 00:27:19,146 Can I show him my new routine? Of course you can, sweetheart. 567 00:27:19,850 --> 00:27:21,350 What a wonderful idea. 568 00:27:22,587 --> 00:27:25,017 Routine? Come on. 569 00:27:31,828 --> 00:27:34,528 So, back to the subject of our ventures, Brian. 570 00:27:34,932 --> 00:27:36,142 Now, I... I realize 571 00:27:36,233 --> 00:27:38,033 there's been a lot of time and effort on your part 572 00:27:38,101 --> 00:27:40,011 with this whole preschool affair. 573 00:27:40,270 --> 00:27:42,780 I'd like to offer you an opportunity. 574 00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:44,780 Yeah, what kind of opportunity? 575 00:27:45,610 --> 00:27:47,480 Well, the kind with a lot of zeros. 576 00:27:49,947 --> 00:27:52,377 Are you putting a price tag on my child's future? 577 00:27:52,883 --> 00:27:55,243 You Americans! You think you can just write a check 578 00:27:55,319 --> 00:27:56,959 to get everybody to do what you want? 579 00:27:57,054 --> 00:27:58,914 I should storm out of here right now! 580 00:27:59,022 --> 00:28:00,562 Daddy? Ooh. Wow. 581 00:28:00,625 --> 00:28:01,925 - Yeah, that's a... that's a... - Daddy? 582 00:28:01,992 --> 00:28:03,262 That's a big opportunity, isn't it? 583 00:28:03,327 --> 00:28:05,567 Look, I... I feel you could use the money 584 00:28:05,829 --> 00:28:08,199 to find another option, another path, for Dylan. 585 00:28:08,765 --> 00:28:11,135 The Puggsley path is the only path we want. 586 00:28:12,035 --> 00:28:14,165 I didn't wait this long to have a kid to not have him go 587 00:28:14,238 --> 00:28:15,868 to the best preschool in town, Alan. 588 00:28:15,939 --> 00:28:16,939 Yeah, well, me neither. 589 00:28:17,374 --> 00:28:19,974 Dylan will excel at Puggsley, and every school thereafter. 590 00:28:20,043 --> 00:28:21,503 This is his opportunity. 591 00:28:21,613 --> 00:28:23,443 I won't let any amount of money stop that. 592 00:28:23,780 --> 00:28:25,050 Well, I guess, 593 00:28:25,816 --> 00:28:27,846 Grace is gonna have to beat your son legitimately 594 00:28:27,918 --> 00:28:28,818 for that spot, then. 595 00:28:29,119 --> 00:28:32,059 Yeah, she will. Mr. Williams, dinner's ready. 596 00:28:32,155 --> 00:28:33,125 Okay. 597 00:28:40,897 --> 00:28:42,227 You're just gonna leave her in there? 598 00:28:52,175 --> 00:28:53,975 The meal was spectacular, Matteo. 599 00:28:54,044 --> 00:28:55,614 Can't wait to see what comes out next. 600 00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:56,720 Next? 601 00:28:57,080 --> 00:28:59,290 Matteo has a five-course Italian meal planned. 602 00:28:59,383 --> 00:29:01,683 That way, we can sample a few great little dishes. 603 00:29:01,753 --> 00:29:02,853 Wow. 604 00:29:03,387 --> 00:29:05,757 I'm opening a restaurant this Friday in town. 605 00:29:05,856 --> 00:29:08,356 Yeah, so Matteo and I are ironing out the details 606 00:29:08,425 --> 00:29:10,255 so that we can take it to the printer tomorrow 607 00:29:10,327 --> 00:29:11,667 to lock everything in. 608 00:29:11,828 --> 00:29:14,028 Alan and I met Matteo in Tuscany while on holiday, 609 00:29:14,298 --> 00:29:17,838 and Alan asked him to come back and work for him. 610 00:29:17,968 --> 00:29:19,838 Right. You're testing the menu out on us! 611 00:29:19,936 --> 00:29:21,606 Feel so special, right, Brian? 612 00:29:21,706 --> 00:29:22,736 Pass the wine, please, bub. 613 00:29:23,073 --> 00:29:24,933 Pass me the vino! Yeah. 614 00:29:27,044 --> 00:29:29,514 We really are so excited about the opening. 615 00:29:29,781 --> 00:29:32,051 Alan has a very ambitious vision, 616 00:29:32,115 --> 00:29:33,185 and there's a lot riding on it. 617 00:29:33,250 --> 00:29:35,250 So, I've pulled in a few big fish. 618 00:29:35,319 --> 00:29:37,919 Yes, she has. Taste makers, influencers, 619 00:29:38,188 --> 00:29:40,958 food critics. And... and Alan has, 620 00:29:41,191 --> 00:29:42,661 uh, negotiated with the local radio station 621 00:29:42,993 --> 00:29:45,593 to give away a dozen free tickets to the listeners. 622 00:29:45,730 --> 00:29:47,330 Mm-hmm. Oh, right. 623 00:29:47,497 --> 00:29:48,827 Which station? 624 00:29:49,433 --> 00:29:50,533 Uh, K-DISCO. 625 00:29:50,702 --> 00:29:52,672 Oh, that's Brian's brother Jeff's station. 626 00:29:52,869 --> 00:29:54,509 - What? - Right, Brian? 627 00:29:54,605 --> 00:29:55,705 Wait, wait, wait. 628 00:29:56,173 --> 00:29:58,933 Jeff Young is your brother? Mad, innit? 629 00:29:59,009 --> 00:30:00,479 I never would have made that connection. 630 00:30:00,544 --> 00:30:03,444 He's... he's such a great guy. And so chic. 631 00:30:04,114 --> 00:30:06,884 So successful. So classy. 632 00:30:08,352 --> 00:30:09,292 God! 633 00:30:09,754 --> 00:30:11,014 I couldn't help but notice the, uh, 634 00:30:11,088 --> 00:30:12,558 the sailboat over the mantelpiece. 635 00:30:12,657 --> 00:30:15,127 Oh, she's a beaut, isn't she? Yeah, really pretty. 636 00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:19,160 Alan had to sell the real one years ago. 637 00:30:19,296 --> 00:30:21,966 No more expeditions into the Antarctic for me. 638 00:30:22,032 --> 00:30:23,672 - Thank you. - Now that I'm a father, 639 00:30:24,034 --> 00:30:25,034 it's too dangerous. 640 00:30:25,168 --> 00:30:27,038 - What is that? - But I do miss sailing. 641 00:30:27,104 --> 00:30:28,734 All that power, slicing through the water, 642 00:30:28,806 --> 00:30:30,136 - struggling to man the haul. - Mm-hmm. 643 00:30:30,207 --> 00:30:31,937 That means steering the boat, Brian. 644 00:30:32,008 --> 00:30:33,278 Yeah, I know, Alan, I know, 645 00:30:33,343 --> 00:30:34,873 'cause I'm really familiar with nautical terms. 646 00:30:34,945 --> 00:30:37,315 I'm an avid sailor meself. Oh. 647 00:30:37,381 --> 00:30:38,751 - Really? I didn't know that. - Yeah. 648 00:30:39,015 --> 00:30:40,285 Yeah, well, it's true. 649 00:30:40,852 --> 00:30:42,252 We go out all the time, my brother and I. 650 00:30:42,319 --> 00:30:44,019 We actually own a boat together. Don't we, babe? 651 00:30:44,589 --> 00:30:45,359 Yeah. 652 00:30:45,823 --> 00:30:47,223 It's a shame that you're doing the printer thing tomorrow, 653 00:30:47,391 --> 00:30:50,001 else I'd have you come out with us, but you can't, can ya? 654 00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:52,570 - Oh! - Well, now, hold on. 655 00:30:56,233 --> 00:30:59,163 Carolyn, uh, it's Alan. Uh, would you be a dear 656 00:30:59,236 --> 00:31:03,276 and push up my 4:00 pm to 10:00 am tomorrow morning? 657 00:31:05,175 --> 00:31:07,405 Good news. I'm free. That's great! 658 00:31:07,511 --> 00:31:09,651 - What? You're free tomorrow now? - Yeah. 659 00:31:09,781 --> 00:31:11,751 - Oh, yeah! - Oh. 660 00:31:11,982 --> 00:31:13,552 - Oh, I cannot wait. - Hmm. 661 00:31:15,185 --> 00:31:16,585 Oh, I know just what to wear. 662 00:31:17,254 --> 00:31:18,554 After you, please. 663 00:31:18,623 --> 00:31:19,483 Thank you. Thank you. 664 00:31:19,624 --> 00:31:22,084 Oh, what a thrill. It's just been lovely. 665 00:31:22,426 --> 00:31:23,296 Really lovely. 666 00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:25,060 Thank you just so much for having us. 667 00:31:25,128 --> 00:31:26,628 Like, it's not often we get to feast 668 00:31:26,697 --> 00:31:28,397 like kings, so. 669 00:31:28,498 --> 00:31:29,298 Well, word has it 670 00:31:29,700 --> 00:31:32,000 that this used to be the old stomping grounds of Henry VIII. 671 00:31:32,068 --> 00:31:32,968 Yeah. Really? 672 00:31:33,036 --> 00:31:34,466 Yeah. Wow. 673 00:31:34,839 --> 00:31:36,109 If these walls could talk, 674 00:31:36,173 --> 00:31:38,673 every single corner of this place has a story to tell. 675 00:31:38,743 --> 00:31:39,803 - Hmm. - Huh. 676 00:31:39,877 --> 00:31:41,647 Yeah. Well, what's his story, then? 677 00:31:44,749 --> 00:31:45,719 Oh, it's-- Oh, well, 678 00:31:45,783 --> 00:31:47,113 now, that statue is very special. 679 00:31:47,217 --> 00:31:49,487 It's said to have been sculpted by Michelangelo. 680 00:31:53,323 --> 00:31:54,323 Oh. 681 00:31:54,892 --> 00:31:56,962 One of his much later works, of course... 682 00:31:58,228 --> 00:31:59,528 but still very impressive. 683 00:31:59,664 --> 00:32:02,664 By then, he would have been pretty much losing his eyesight, 684 00:32:02,733 --> 00:32:06,133 and had gout, and kidney stones. Honey, I think they probably-- 685 00:32:06,203 --> 00:32:07,263 Possibly even losing his hearing. 686 00:32:07,504 --> 00:32:09,204 But if you really, really want to know the full story, 687 00:32:09,272 --> 00:32:12,442 my... my 16 times great-grandfather 688 00:32:12,710 --> 00:32:13,980 settled on this land 689 00:32:14,277 --> 00:32:17,047 and he built this manor for his wife 690 00:32:17,113 --> 00:32:19,813 and that he commissioned that statue 691 00:32:20,484 --> 00:32:23,154 to symbolize their everlasting commitment to each other. 692 00:32:23,588 --> 00:32:26,228 And now it reflects Alan's and my love to one another, 693 00:32:26,289 --> 00:32:28,089 doesn't it, sweetheart? Yeah. 694 00:32:28,325 --> 00:32:29,855 Right. So sorry, Lauren. 695 00:32:29,961 --> 00:32:33,301 Um, this is actually your place then, is it? 696 00:32:33,430 --> 00:32:35,900 Oh, well, what's mine is his now, of course. Hmm. 697 00:32:35,999 --> 00:32:37,339 But Alan's really been working his way up 698 00:32:37,467 --> 00:32:39,637 in the family business and Papa couldn't be more impressed. 699 00:32:39,770 --> 00:32:40,740 I am sure. 700 00:32:41,004 --> 00:32:42,604 But really, it's not-- D'ya know what, um, we... 701 00:32:42,773 --> 00:32:44,273 we really have to go. 702 00:32:44,407 --> 00:32:46,247 Thank you so much for a lovely evening. Yeah, yeah... 703 00:32:46,343 --> 00:32:47,703 Well-- Thank you for the meal. 704 00:32:47,812 --> 00:32:48,922 We'll see ya. Yeah. 705 00:32:48,980 --> 00:32:50,420 - It's our pleasure. - Thank you. 706 00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:51,850 And we should make a habit of this. 707 00:32:51,916 --> 00:32:52,986 Yeah. We would love to, wouldn't we? 708 00:32:53,049 --> 00:32:53,949 - Good. - We would. 709 00:32:54,017 --> 00:32:54,947 Yeah. Safe home, then! 710 00:32:55,051 --> 00:32:56,051 - Thank you. Cheers. - Thank you. 711 00:32:56,119 --> 00:32:57,319 - Ciao! - Safe home to you. 712 00:32:57,387 --> 00:32:59,187 All right, stop it. Ciao. 713 00:32:59,857 --> 00:33:01,927 I knew... I knew it. I knew it. 714 00:33:01,993 --> 00:33:03,753 Of course he married into the money, babe. 715 00:33:03,861 --> 00:33:06,871 What? I do not get why this is such a big revelation for you. 716 00:33:06,931 --> 00:33:08,171 Are you kidding me? 717 00:33:08,498 --> 00:33:10,868 Bub, he was... he was so smug, 718 00:33:10,935 --> 00:33:12,605 walking around like king of the castle, 719 00:33:12,703 --> 00:33:15,803 and then we find out, bang, it's not even his money, babe! 720 00:33:17,608 --> 00:33:20,108 You know Jeff is not gonna let you take his boat out. 721 00:33:20,544 --> 00:33:22,944 Uh, yeah, he will. Jeff owes me. What does he owe you for? 722 00:33:23,079 --> 00:33:24,249 His life. What? 723 00:33:24,347 --> 00:33:26,177 I took all the flack while he reaps the rewards. 724 00:33:26,283 --> 00:33:27,313 Besides, I don't need Jeff. 725 00:33:27,384 --> 00:33:28,654 I'm a... I'm a really good sailor. 726 00:33:28,819 --> 00:33:30,759 Jeff is a great sailor. You are barely passable, my love. 727 00:33:30,821 --> 00:33:33,091 Hold on. But you don't know that, do you, for sure? 728 00:33:33,156 --> 00:33:34,856 You've been listening to me dad, haven't ya? 729 00:33:34,926 --> 00:33:35,996 He's always badmouthing me. 730 00:33:36,092 --> 00:33:37,132 What? Oh, God. Doesn't matter, babe. 731 00:33:37,527 --> 00:33:39,197 I love you. You're so beautiful. I love you. I love you, baby. 732 00:33:39,262 --> 00:33:40,672 I love you. I'm a really good sailor. 733 00:33:40,731 --> 00:33:41,901 Baby, give me the keys. 734 00:33:42,867 --> 00:33:45,237 I'm gonna drive, okay? 'Cause you're too drunk. Right. 735 00:33:46,236 --> 00:33:48,236 And anyway, Alan's going to be with us. 736 00:33:48,305 --> 00:33:51,835 Alan's not driving my boat. Jeff's boat. Our boat. 737 00:33:52,977 --> 00:33:54,347 What? I'm the main driver. 738 00:33:54,579 --> 00:33:56,549 Yeah, well, you are the main driver. 739 00:33:56,714 --> 00:33:58,314 He can help out with things. 740 00:33:58,381 --> 00:34:02,021 He can talk about knots and that. He can do... 741 00:34:27,477 --> 00:34:28,407 Ooh! 742 00:34:31,514 --> 00:34:33,784 Isn't it nice to connect to other parents? 743 00:34:35,485 --> 00:34:36,815 Makes this whole preschool madness 744 00:34:36,887 --> 00:34:39,727 seem almost worth it. 745 00:34:40,156 --> 00:34:41,486 Yeah, I just-- I kind of wish 746 00:34:41,592 --> 00:34:43,432 you hadn't mentioned all this stuff about our... 747 00:34:44,361 --> 00:34:46,671 family history, you know? Hmm? 748 00:34:47,932 --> 00:34:49,102 We barely know those people. 749 00:34:49,165 --> 00:34:51,865 Oh, please. What is there to hide? 750 00:34:52,469 --> 00:34:54,509 We have a beautiful life. 751 00:34:55,706 --> 00:34:58,276 I love that story about my grandparents' statue. 752 00:34:58,541 --> 00:35:00,481 Mmm. Mm-hmm. 753 00:35:08,052 --> 00:35:09,722 Brian? Oh. 754 00:35:10,688 --> 00:35:11,988 My love. Yeah? 755 00:35:12,089 --> 00:35:14,029 Let me get this straight. You've, um, 756 00:35:14,125 --> 00:35:16,725 you've hired an out-of-work screenwriter 757 00:35:17,394 --> 00:35:20,294 to write about Dylan? Yeah, that's right. 758 00:35:20,397 --> 00:35:22,737 Um, he's in between projects right now, 759 00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:23,500 writing movie trailers. 760 00:35:23,768 --> 00:35:24,968 So, we're actually really lucky to get him. 761 00:35:25,036 --> 00:35:26,466 So, why won't you let me do it? 762 00:35:27,337 --> 00:35:28,837 Babe. Babe. 763 00:35:28,906 --> 00:35:30,976 This guy's wrote three of my favorite movies. 764 00:35:31,341 --> 00:35:33,681 Kill Me Twice, A Hail Of Bullets and A Cold Day In Hell. 765 00:35:33,744 --> 00:35:35,074 All classics. 766 00:35:35,378 --> 00:35:37,118 Oh, God, I'm so excited to meet him. 767 00:35:37,748 --> 00:35:39,248 He's gonna make Dylan look like a badass. 768 00:35:39,315 --> 00:35:40,645 He really, really is. 769 00:35:42,318 --> 00:35:44,918 Oh, God, he's here. 770 00:35:47,058 --> 00:35:48,188 What are you waiting for? 771 00:35:48,258 --> 00:35:49,428 I don't want to seem desperate. 772 00:35:49,492 --> 00:35:51,602 My love, that ship sailed a long time ago. 773 00:36:05,142 --> 00:36:09,212 Chase Stevens. Oh, God. Incredible. 774 00:36:12,348 --> 00:36:13,948 I've come across one of your films. 775 00:36:14,085 --> 00:36:15,815 Um, forgot what it's called, though. 776 00:36:17,855 --> 00:36:19,155 Yeah, great. 777 00:36:19,790 --> 00:36:21,960 With... with a con man who fakes his own death 778 00:36:22,026 --> 00:36:23,256 to get the mobsters off his back-- 779 00:36:23,359 --> 00:36:25,059 It's so good. It really is. 780 00:36:25,462 --> 00:36:26,872 Yeah, I know. I wrote it. 781 00:36:28,465 --> 00:36:30,765 This is all-cash, yeah? Yeah. 782 00:36:47,885 --> 00:36:49,885 Hiya, Chase. Chase! 783 00:36:51,055 --> 00:36:52,625 Sorry, mate, I... I couldn't help myself. 784 00:36:52,857 --> 00:36:54,387 I know it hasn't been long. But I just-- 785 00:36:54,491 --> 00:36:56,391 I had to see what you've come up with so far. 786 00:36:56,493 --> 00:36:58,193 You said the deadline was five o'clock. 787 00:36:58,763 --> 00:37:01,023 Yeah. No. It's all right. 788 00:37:01,098 --> 00:37:02,428 Let's do it now. 789 00:37:03,067 --> 00:37:05,437 Yeah 790 00:37:10,207 --> 00:37:11,377 "To the esteemed members 791 00:37:11,575 --> 00:37:13,275 of the Puggsley Academy of Excellence, 792 00:37:13,376 --> 00:37:16,046 Admissions Committee. 793 00:37:18,115 --> 00:37:19,275 In a world 794 00:37:19,482 --> 00:37:22,322 where mediocrity is the norm amongst children, 795 00:37:22,620 --> 00:37:25,930 one boy will rise up and prove himself worthy 796 00:37:26,056 --> 00:37:28,486 of the best the world has to offer. 797 00:37:29,193 --> 00:37:32,523 Strength and endurance, artistic prowess, 798 00:37:32,763 --> 00:37:36,323 and intellectual capacity, revered by all of those 799 00:37:36,399 --> 00:37:39,539 who encounter his magnificent presence. 800 00:37:39,637 --> 00:37:41,867 Women yearn for the man he'll become. 801 00:37:42,006 --> 00:37:44,506 Whilst our enemies preemptively tremble. 802 00:37:44,775 --> 00:37:47,605 But this boy's greatness must be cultivated, 803 00:37:47,978 --> 00:37:51,448 nurtured, capacitated, guided. 804 00:37:51,615 --> 00:37:53,985 All of which will be given to him by the people who are... 805 00:37:54,051 --> 00:37:55,721 Dylan has strong interest 806 00:37:55,786 --> 00:37:57,816 in learning about the world around him. 807 00:37:58,556 --> 00:38:01,626 He is warm, empathetic, and a natural friend to others. 808 00:38:01,692 --> 00:38:03,502 The boy must be trained, 809 00:38:03,794 --> 00:38:06,924 nurtured, so that he can rule the country 810 00:38:06,997 --> 00:38:12,437 and one day usher us all into a brave, new world! 811 00:38:13,571 --> 00:38:15,641 Huh? What do you think about that? 812 00:38:16,907 --> 00:38:20,807 Um, yeah, it's-- I like it. 813 00:38:20,878 --> 00:38:23,378 "We believe that Puggsley Academy of Excellence 814 00:38:23,446 --> 00:38:24,646 would offer Dylan the nurturing 815 00:38:24,715 --> 00:38:26,315 and challenging environment he needs... 816 00:38:26,382 --> 00:38:28,492 "He needs to continue growing academically, 817 00:38:28,586 --> 00:38:30,586 socially and emotionally. 818 00:38:33,657 --> 00:38:35,457 Thank you for considering our son, 819 00:38:35,693 --> 00:38:36,853 the light of our lives, 820 00:38:36,927 --> 00:38:38,967 who consistently brightens our days 821 00:38:39,063 --> 00:38:42,023 and would undoubtedly do the same for this institution." 822 00:38:42,833 --> 00:38:46,493 Oh, my God. 823 00:38:50,808 --> 00:38:52,708 You have to admit it's good, right? 824 00:38:52,810 --> 00:38:56,510 Yeah. It's... it's all right. It's not bad. It's not bad. 825 00:38:59,617 --> 00:39:01,387 Aw. 826 00:39:01,484 --> 00:39:02,684 Oh, no. 827 00:39:03,087 --> 00:39:06,187 Oh, can someone answer the door? I'm not ready yet. 828 00:39:06,257 --> 00:39:08,087 - All right, babe. - I'll get it! 829 00:39:10,561 --> 00:39:12,771 Oh, that's so... so good. 830 00:39:14,899 --> 00:39:15,899 So good. 831 00:39:17,433 --> 00:39:19,303 - Ahoy there, matey. - Hello! 832 00:39:19,570 --> 00:39:21,710 - This must be Gracie, eh? - Oh, yeah. 833 00:39:21,772 --> 00:39:23,442 - Hello. - That's her. 834 00:39:23,741 --> 00:39:26,111 Oh, and, uh, this is? Oh. 835 00:39:26,176 --> 00:39:27,446 - This is Roze. - This is Roze. 836 00:39:27,510 --> 00:39:29,550 Oh. Nice to meet you, sir. 837 00:39:29,647 --> 00:39:31,847 Oh, no, pleasure's all mine. 838 00:39:32,850 --> 00:39:35,760 Roze is our nanny. Well, Grace's nanny, that is. 839 00:39:36,153 --> 00:39:39,183 - She looks after all of us. - Oh, iceberg, portside. 840 00:39:39,290 --> 00:39:41,090 Oh! Ahoy! 841 00:39:41,725 --> 00:39:43,225 Wish I had a stupid, blue hat. 842 00:39:43,459 --> 00:39:44,959 Oh, look at you two. You look exactly the same. 843 00:39:45,029 --> 00:39:47,499 You're wearing the same gear. It was my idea. 844 00:39:47,665 --> 00:39:49,465 It was your idea? Bet it was your money as well. 845 00:39:49,532 --> 00:39:50,972 Sarah will be down in a minute. 846 00:39:51,035 --> 00:39:52,835 Oh, and Roze is here. How you doing, Roze, you okay? 847 00:39:52,903 --> 00:39:54,703 Thought me dad was looking after the kids. 848 00:39:54,805 --> 00:39:56,705 Oh, of course. So kind of you. We just... 849 00:39:56,807 --> 00:39:59,207 we just thought it would be helpful to bring her along. 850 00:39:59,944 --> 00:40:01,604 Hey, don't get miffed. 851 00:40:01,845 --> 00:40:03,815 I need all the help I can get, eh? 852 00:40:05,816 --> 00:40:08,046 All right. Shall we have a quick tour then, 853 00:40:08,152 --> 00:40:09,092 while we wait for Sarah. 854 00:40:09,186 --> 00:40:10,716 Yeah? Come on then, follow me. 855 00:40:13,857 --> 00:40:17,397 Oh... ...look at this, little dojo. 856 00:40:17,695 --> 00:40:18,725 Everyone, this is Dylan. 857 00:40:18,929 --> 00:40:20,899 He's competing again at the nationals next month. 858 00:40:20,965 --> 00:40:24,335 That outfit is adorbs. Cute little guy. Look at that. 859 00:40:24,401 --> 00:40:26,501 Alan, try to take him down. 860 00:40:28,138 --> 00:40:29,878 I'm not... I'm not gonna... I'm not gonna take him down. 861 00:40:29,940 --> 00:40:32,310 Go on, have a go. I'm not gonna take your kid down. 862 00:40:32,443 --> 00:40:33,603 Try to take him down. I could. 863 00:40:33,711 --> 00:40:36,121 If I wanted to, I could. I could. 864 00:40:37,448 --> 00:40:38,948 Nice to meet you, bud. 865 00:40:40,684 --> 00:40:45,054 Oh! Athletic little guy, isn't he? 866 00:40:46,323 --> 00:40:49,093 Oh, wow. 867 00:40:49,793 --> 00:40:51,753 Oh, God. Brian... Brian? 868 00:40:55,099 --> 00:40:56,529 You all right? Babe? 869 00:41:02,206 --> 00:41:05,536 Get off me. 870 00:41:06,143 --> 00:41:07,143 Get off me. 871 00:41:08,012 --> 00:41:09,852 Brian! 872 00:41:13,350 --> 00:41:16,690 Okay, okay, okay. Dylan? Dylan, desist. 873 00:41:17,554 --> 00:41:19,724 Sorry. I've never flipped someone so big. 874 00:41:23,327 --> 00:41:26,167 Well, let's... let's... let's go... let's go sailing. 875 00:41:40,077 --> 00:41:41,677 You all right? Was it bad? 876 00:41:42,079 --> 00:41:43,519 It was bad, wasn't it? Uh, I thought 877 00:41:43,580 --> 00:41:44,980 it was a very honorable submission. 878 00:41:47,518 --> 00:41:49,418 What was I supposed to do, it was a little kid. 879 00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:50,920 Supposed to beat him up? I'm not gonna beat up-- 880 00:41:51,021 --> 00:41:52,561 I could have... I could have beat him up. 881 00:41:52,656 --> 00:41:53,986 I-- You were very gallant. 882 00:41:54,124 --> 00:41:56,294 And I think the main thing to think of here 883 00:41:56,393 --> 00:41:59,423 is that they are a lovely family and I really like them. 884 00:41:59,730 --> 00:42:01,500 And the little boy is so talented. 885 00:42:01,799 --> 00:42:04,139 Can you believe what he did? Uh, no, I can't. 886 00:42:05,269 --> 00:42:07,269 I underestimated him. What? 887 00:42:07,371 --> 00:42:09,081 But it's not going to happen again. 888 00:42:25,489 --> 00:42:26,459 Never heard of that before. 889 00:42:26,558 --> 00:42:27,758 I might give it a go. 890 00:42:29,493 --> 00:42:32,253 I really miss sailing. 891 00:42:32,529 --> 00:42:34,599 I'm so glad you guys asked us to come. 892 00:42:34,665 --> 00:42:35,835 Oh! It's been a long time 893 00:42:35,999 --> 00:42:38,099 since Alan and I have been out with another couple. 894 00:42:38,202 --> 00:42:41,242 Oh, yeah? You mean not covered in food stains, or vomit, 895 00:42:41,338 --> 00:42:44,408 or watching The Wild and Crazies for six hours on a loop? 896 00:42:44,475 --> 00:42:46,205 Well, the day is young. 897 00:42:46,376 --> 00:42:48,676 Have you met my husband? Oh, God. Have you met mine? 898 00:42:49,179 --> 00:42:51,479 So, Alan, you finished your thesis? 899 00:42:51,549 --> 00:42:53,819 Yeah. Easy-peasy. Yep. Same. 900 00:42:54,818 --> 00:42:56,218 What about that father's presentation? 901 00:42:56,453 --> 00:43:00,123 Yeah. Really prepped for it. Fully prepped. What about you? 902 00:43:00,190 --> 00:43:02,090 Fully prepped. I mean... 903 00:43:03,260 --> 00:43:04,100 she's my... she's my daughter. 904 00:43:04,161 --> 00:43:06,001 I've been prepping for years, right? 905 00:43:06,196 --> 00:43:07,196 Yeah, same. 906 00:43:10,667 --> 00:43:13,407 So, where's the boat? There, Alan, look. 907 00:43:13,704 --> 00:43:15,664 Oh, she's beautiful, Brian. 908 00:43:16,073 --> 00:43:17,003 She is. 909 00:43:18,108 --> 00:43:19,008 Gaynor. 910 00:43:19,643 --> 00:43:21,103 What's the significance there? 911 00:43:22,946 --> 00:43:24,416 Not gonna tell him, babe? 912 00:43:25,082 --> 00:43:27,152 Shall I tell him? Yeah, you crack on. 913 00:43:27,284 --> 00:43:29,784 Oh, well, believe it or not, 914 00:43:29,853 --> 00:43:33,883 but Brian is a huge fan of Gloria Gaynor. 915 00:43:34,191 --> 00:43:36,331 - Well, she's very talented. - Yeah, I mean, you know, 916 00:43:36,393 --> 00:43:37,893 "I Will Survive" is not really 917 00:43:37,961 --> 00:43:39,271 quite the right name for a boat, is it? 918 00:43:39,329 --> 00:43:42,229 But it is, in fact, Brian's favorite song. 919 00:43:42,900 --> 00:43:44,240 Yeah, and poor Brian. 920 00:43:44,301 --> 00:43:45,971 He's had some real trials and tribulations, 921 00:43:46,036 --> 00:43:47,506 some heartache in his life. 922 00:43:47,704 --> 00:43:48,934 And that song, it's just got you through 923 00:43:49,039 --> 00:43:51,039 the darkest of days, hasn't it, my baby? 924 00:43:51,141 --> 00:43:51,941 Hmm. 925 00:43:52,276 --> 00:43:54,046 Yeah, I've only ever heard divorced women sing that song. 926 00:43:55,547 --> 00:43:57,847 Well, the French sang it and it won them the World Cup in '98. 927 00:43:58,215 --> 00:44:01,045 The French? Yeah, well, I guess I could believe that. 928 00:44:02,519 --> 00:44:03,989 Ahoy there, Bob! 929 00:44:04,622 --> 00:44:06,332 He takes care of this beauty for us. 930 00:44:08,792 --> 00:44:10,132 Yeah ALAN: Hey. 931 00:44:11,528 --> 00:44:12,728 Brian. 932 00:44:13,931 --> 00:44:15,301 You can't take the boat out today. 933 00:44:15,432 --> 00:44:19,742 What? Why not, Bob? You just can't. 934 00:44:20,572 --> 00:44:21,612 You know why. 935 00:44:22,005 --> 00:44:24,835 I actually don't know why, Bob. This is very much a surprise. 936 00:44:26,678 --> 00:44:28,148 Oh, right! 937 00:44:28,378 --> 00:44:30,218 You... you called, but I didn't tell you 938 00:44:30,280 --> 00:44:34,990 because I just noticed now, or just few minutes ago 939 00:44:35,052 --> 00:44:37,822 while I was trying to get her ready for you. 940 00:44:37,921 --> 00:44:39,331 Can you get to the point, please, Bob? 941 00:44:39,489 --> 00:44:40,389 Um... 942 00:44:42,359 --> 00:44:43,859 it's the head. 943 00:44:44,662 --> 00:44:47,632 I wouldn't want to get into many details. 944 00:44:48,232 --> 00:44:52,712 But one of the workers had too many burritos. 945 00:44:52,803 --> 00:44:53,763 Oh, for-- This is... 946 00:44:53,837 --> 00:44:55,737 And his IBS kicked in. Oh, dear. 947 00:44:55,806 --> 00:44:57,506 And he couldn't make it to the clubhouse. 948 00:44:57,575 --> 00:44:59,375 - Oh! - And your boat 949 00:44:59,443 --> 00:45:00,943 was right here, and... 950 00:45:01,845 --> 00:45:04,145 Anyway, it's a real mess down there. 951 00:45:04,682 --> 00:45:07,022 I wouldn't even get too close if I were you, 952 00:45:07,117 --> 00:45:08,947 or you'll start smelling the overflow 953 00:45:09,019 --> 00:45:10,519 - from the holding tank, yeah. - Okay. 954 00:45:10,588 --> 00:45:13,258 Thank you very much. That's-- We've got it. Thank you. 955 00:45:13,757 --> 00:45:18,097 Ah, what a darn shame. 956 00:45:18,328 --> 00:45:20,798 I guess we'll just have to do it another day. 957 00:45:24,602 --> 00:45:26,472 It wasn't me, by the way. 958 00:45:27,605 --> 00:45:28,935 Thank you very much for whatever that was. 959 00:45:29,006 --> 00:45:31,436 Ridiculous. Cheers. 960 00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:40,420 Hey, let's not let this ruin our day out. 961 00:45:41,719 --> 00:45:42,789 I've got an idea. 962 00:45:43,053 --> 00:45:45,623 There are paddle ball courts here, that might be fun. 963 00:45:45,956 --> 00:45:46,856 Do you play, Alan? 964 00:45:47,057 --> 00:45:48,257 Alan's always wanted to try that. 965 00:45:48,325 --> 00:45:49,855 - I'm not really dressed for-- - Really? Well, 966 00:45:49,926 --> 00:45:50,826 it's your lucky day! 967 00:45:50,894 --> 00:45:51,924 Just a five-minute walk. 968 00:45:52,029 --> 00:45:53,399 I tell you what, 969 00:45:53,497 --> 00:45:54,827 I'll reserve us a court, yeah? 970 00:46:05,876 --> 00:46:08,276 Okay. Lovely. 971 00:46:09,846 --> 00:46:11,946 I didn't know this place existed. 972 00:46:12,684 --> 00:46:13,844 Little Wimbledon. 973 00:46:17,220 --> 00:46:22,600 Uh, do you want a drink, or? Yeah, yeah. Anything. 974 00:46:22,694 --> 00:46:23,924 Some nuts. 975 00:46:24,595 --> 00:46:26,525 Nuts? Yeah. Or coffee, or-- 976 00:46:26,597 --> 00:46:27,497 Where did he go? 977 00:46:28,031 --> 00:46:29,571 I don't know. Maybe toilet, or-- 978 00:46:29,634 --> 00:46:32,234 Don't know. I'm not sure. Right. We all ready then? 979 00:46:38,008 --> 00:46:40,048 Yeah? Let's go. 980 00:46:45,248 --> 00:46:46,148 Babe? 981 00:46:46,651 --> 00:46:47,821 Babe? Brian? Yeah? 982 00:46:47,884 --> 00:46:48,914 What are you wearing? 983 00:46:49,052 --> 00:46:50,092 What? What are you wearing? 984 00:46:50,153 --> 00:46:51,583 What do you mean what I'm wearing? 985 00:46:51,656 --> 00:46:53,786 What do you mean, what do I mean? It's too tight! 986 00:46:53,890 --> 00:46:56,260 I think, we should try to be kind to them. 987 00:46:56,326 --> 00:46:58,196 I'll be kind. I'm not going to let 'em win. 988 00:46:58,362 --> 00:47:00,402 Okay, stretching, just a little bit. 989 00:47:01,131 --> 00:47:03,301 Just a little stretch. Back and forth, back and forth. 990 00:47:08,939 --> 00:47:10,939 Oh, my God. What are you-- 991 00:47:11,041 --> 00:47:12,081 Get it off me. Babe. 992 00:47:12,142 --> 00:47:13,182 - What's-- - Stop it. 993 00:47:13,310 --> 00:47:15,580 What is it? Get it off me, please. 994 00:47:15,646 --> 00:47:18,146 - Brain, it's fine. It's gone. - Has it gone now? 995 00:47:18,750 --> 00:47:19,790 Get it off! Where's it gone? 996 00:47:20,317 --> 00:47:22,317 Babe, look at me. It's... it's gone up there. 997 00:47:22,419 --> 00:47:24,059 What's a butterfly doing in here? It's up there. 998 00:47:24,187 --> 00:47:25,787 It's gone up there. It's fine. Just breathe. 999 00:47:25,989 --> 00:47:28,359 My God. That was close. 1000 00:47:29,761 --> 00:47:31,331 Okay. Just breathe. 1001 00:47:33,230 --> 00:47:34,800 Right. I'm guessing we all know the rules. 1002 00:47:34,898 --> 00:47:36,138 What was that? 1003 00:47:36,233 --> 00:47:37,993 It was just a thing. Just a... a weird buggy thing. 1004 00:47:38,068 --> 00:47:39,068 It was a butterfly. 1005 00:47:39,570 --> 00:47:41,170 Yeah, it doesn't matter, does it? Are you afraid of butterflies? 1006 00:47:41,204 --> 00:47:42,634 I think he's afraid of all bugs. 1007 00:47:42,874 --> 00:47:44,074 I didn't know that was a thing. 1008 00:47:44,241 --> 00:47:45,811 I'd say he just proved that it is. 1009 00:47:46,042 --> 00:47:47,982 Entomophobia. It is a thing, actually. 1010 00:47:48,445 --> 00:47:49,275 Yeah. Look it up. 1011 00:47:49,680 --> 00:47:51,980 I could get a blue badge if I wanted, but I don't. 1012 00:47:52,048 --> 00:47:54,148 Okay, ready? Ready for serve. All right. 1013 00:47:54,719 --> 00:47:56,049 Feet in position, bub. 1014 00:47:56,854 --> 00:47:58,514 And, off we go. 1015 00:47:59,923 --> 00:48:01,123 Mine, mine, mine, mine! 1016 00:48:01,425 --> 00:48:03,195 Sorry, sorry. Are you okay? I elbowed-- Can you just calm down? 1017 00:48:03,260 --> 00:48:04,800 Babe, stop it! Our serve now? 1018 00:48:04,862 --> 00:48:06,132 - Yeah, yeah, it is. - No, no. 1019 00:48:06,597 --> 00:48:08,497 It's their serve. It's definitely not. I serve for the whole game. 1020 00:48:08,599 --> 00:48:10,139 No, no, you, um-- We'll just say it's yours. 1021 00:48:10,233 --> 00:48:12,433 Calm down. Bloody hell. I serve for the whole game. 1022 00:48:13,937 --> 00:48:16,067 Oh, bad luck. That makes it our serve. 1023 00:48:16,607 --> 00:48:17,507 If that-- 1024 00:48:17,575 --> 00:48:18,935 - Ah! - Ha, ha! 1025 00:48:24,047 --> 00:48:25,417 Mine, mine, mine! 1026 00:48:25,550 --> 00:48:26,250 Unlucky. 1027 00:48:26,717 --> 00:48:28,417 Watch out. Watch out! God, you nearly got my... 1028 00:48:28,485 --> 00:48:29,815 you nearly got my wife then in the head. 1029 00:48:30,020 --> 00:48:32,360 Sorry about that. Will you just take it down a notch. 1030 00:48:34,324 --> 00:48:36,054 All right. Just calm down a bit. 1031 00:48:36,126 --> 00:48:37,926 That's 15-love. You weren't looking, were you? 1032 00:48:37,994 --> 00:48:40,024 Pay attention. That was... that was out! 1033 00:48:40,163 --> 00:48:41,693 That was out. Just stop it. 1034 00:48:41,766 --> 00:48:44,236 You're stressing me out. Let's everyone just calm-- 1035 00:48:45,937 --> 00:48:47,207 Calm down. 1036 00:48:53,076 --> 00:48:55,246 - Yes! - Calm down. Just calm.-- 1037 00:48:55,345 --> 00:48:57,475 - Okay. That's our game. - Calm down. 1038 00:48:57,748 --> 00:48:58,818 That's our point! 1039 00:48:59,115 --> 00:49:03,215 Yes! Good job. Hey, hey. Ah! It's all right. Next time. 1040 00:49:03,286 --> 00:49:04,716 Stop it. Four-three. 1041 00:49:04,856 --> 00:49:06,726 I got it. 1042 00:49:06,791 --> 00:49:08,261 Sorry. 1043 00:49:08,492 --> 00:49:10,032 - Yes! - Yes! 1044 00:49:12,730 --> 00:49:15,030 That was in! Match point. 1045 00:49:30,080 --> 00:49:32,080 Yeah! Yes! 1046 00:49:34,417 --> 00:49:36,917 - I love you so much. - Oh, babe. Oh, babe. 1047 00:49:36,988 --> 00:49:38,628 - We won. We won. - We won. 1048 00:49:42,125 --> 00:49:43,955 You all right there, pal? Are you okay? 1049 00:49:44,461 --> 00:49:45,971 Do you need a minute? What? 1050 00:49:48,365 --> 00:49:51,065 Oh, no. Oh, my God! 1051 00:49:51,434 --> 00:49:52,964 - Oh, my-- - That's bad. 1052 00:49:53,036 --> 00:49:54,266 Oh, my God. 1053 00:49:54,839 --> 00:49:56,609 What do I do? Ooh, dear. 1054 00:49:56,774 --> 00:49:59,574 Oh, that's bad. 1055 00:49:59,677 --> 00:50:01,247 Someone should do something. 1056 00:50:01,846 --> 00:50:03,776 Oh! 1057 00:50:06,249 --> 00:50:07,819 'Cause all I'm saying is it'd just be 1058 00:50:07,952 --> 00:50:08,992 really interesting to know 1059 00:50:09,052 --> 00:50:10,492 exactly how fast that ball was going. 1060 00:50:10,688 --> 00:50:13,028 Not for me, but for... for Alan. For bragging rights. 1061 00:50:13,089 --> 00:50:15,699 Right, yeah. What Brian is trying to say, 1062 00:50:16,627 --> 00:50:17,957 is that he's really sorry. 1063 00:50:18,395 --> 00:50:19,995 And, um, if there's anything we can do, 1064 00:50:20,063 --> 00:50:21,293 please just do let us know. 1065 00:50:21,398 --> 00:50:23,138 Oh, I did already say that. No, you didn't say it. 1066 00:50:23,199 --> 00:50:24,239 Yeah, I did. No, say it properly. 1067 00:50:24,301 --> 00:50:25,841 Like you mean it. I've said it loads. I've-- 1068 00:50:25,903 --> 00:50:27,103 Say it like you mean it! Sorry, Alan. 1069 00:50:27,170 --> 00:50:28,470 I'm sorry, mate. No! 1070 00:50:30,608 --> 00:50:32,748 Let's... let's go inside. Yeah, yeah. 1071 00:50:34,377 --> 00:50:36,347 Look, I... I am sorry, Alan. 1072 00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:41,220 Mate... my sincerest apologies, yeah? 1073 00:50:41,284 --> 00:50:44,154 If there's anything I can do, you just let me know. 1074 00:50:46,824 --> 00:50:48,084 Well, you... you could step aside 1075 00:50:48,158 --> 00:50:49,598 and let Grace take that spot. 1076 00:50:53,263 --> 00:50:54,993 I'm just kidding. 1077 00:50:55,198 --> 00:50:58,968 I'm just kidding. 1078 00:50:59,436 --> 00:51:02,676 I mean, where'd the fun in that be, right? 1079 00:51:03,340 --> 00:51:04,710 We're just getting started, pal. 1080 00:51:06,209 --> 00:51:07,179 Yeah. 1081 00:51:07,510 --> 00:51:09,310 That's weird, it's locked. 1082 00:51:12,883 --> 00:51:15,243 Hello? We're back. 1083 00:51:17,622 --> 00:51:18,632 Hello? 1084 00:51:19,557 --> 00:51:21,997 Grace, come on. Time to go, honey. 1085 00:51:22,059 --> 00:51:23,529 Why is it so dark in here? 1086 00:51:24,260 --> 00:51:26,300 - Roze? - Where are they? 1087 00:51:29,033 --> 00:51:30,933 Oh, my gosh! 1088 00:51:33,470 --> 00:51:35,270 Dad. We've spoken about this, haven't we? 1089 00:51:35,338 --> 00:51:37,238 No Sasquatch in the house. 1090 00:51:37,407 --> 00:51:39,437 Grace, honey, come on. Time to go. 1091 00:51:39,577 --> 00:51:41,007 Come on. Oh, there she is. Boo! 1092 00:51:41,078 --> 00:51:42,048 - Boo! - Oh, wow! 1093 00:51:42,113 --> 00:51:43,313 There she is. Look at that. 1094 00:51:43,648 --> 00:51:45,518 Grace, it's time to go. Where's Roze? 1095 00:51:46,349 --> 00:51:47,389 Where's Ro... Roze? 1096 00:51:47,484 --> 00:51:49,684 - I am here, Mr. Alan. - Oh. 1097 00:51:49,754 --> 00:51:51,514 Uh, we were having fun. 1098 00:51:52,023 --> 00:51:54,853 No, no. Keep it. It suits you. 1099 00:51:56,127 --> 00:51:58,027 Okay, well, that's enough fun for one day. 1100 00:51:58,095 --> 00:51:59,425 Daddy, it's weird here. 1101 00:51:59,496 --> 00:52:01,166 Yeah, couldn't agree more. Let's go, hon. 1102 00:52:09,040 --> 00:52:11,010 - Big day, bubba. - Mm-hmm. 1103 00:52:11,075 --> 00:52:13,405 Are you going to hand this in today or do you want me to? 1104 00:52:13,476 --> 00:52:14,806 No, I'm heading there right now. 1105 00:52:14,912 --> 00:52:17,582 I want to get it in first, so Mrs. Lawrence reads it first. 1106 00:52:17,682 --> 00:52:19,692 You know what I mean? Good plan. 1107 00:52:29,026 --> 00:52:32,226 Uh, yes. Come in. 1108 00:52:34,297 --> 00:52:36,327 Oh, Mr. Young, come in. 1109 00:52:40,470 --> 00:52:41,440 How you doing? 1110 00:52:41,538 --> 00:52:43,808 Oh, yes, I'm... I'm very well, thank you. 1111 00:52:44,075 --> 00:52:45,505 Made your mind up yet? I'm only joking. 1112 00:52:45,576 --> 00:52:47,306 I'm only joking. 1113 00:52:47,978 --> 00:52:49,948 - Maybe this will help. - Oh. 1114 00:52:51,615 --> 00:52:53,185 Oh, what's that, then? What's this? 1115 00:52:53,249 --> 00:52:54,719 Oh, that's, um... 1116 00:52:55,753 --> 00:52:58,113 Sorry, it's... it's just such a moving piece. 1117 00:52:58,254 --> 00:53:01,384 Um... uh, Grace Williams is a-- 1118 00:53:01,559 --> 00:53:03,429 Well, she's a hero. Apparently, last year, 1119 00:53:03,493 --> 00:53:05,593 she brought a woman out of a coma. 1120 00:53:07,031 --> 00:53:08,901 - A... a coma? Wow. - Hmm. 1121 00:53:09,633 --> 00:53:12,663 Oh, God. That's... that's unbelievable. 1122 00:53:12,803 --> 00:53:14,333 It... it truly is. 1123 00:53:16,272 --> 00:53:19,612 Anyhoo, um, well, thank you for stopping by. 1124 00:53:19,677 --> 00:53:21,807 I look forward to reading about Dylan. 1125 00:53:23,147 --> 00:53:25,747 I don't mind sticking about a bit longer while you read it. 1126 00:53:25,816 --> 00:53:27,686 And that way, I'm here if you have any questions 1127 00:53:27,852 --> 00:53:29,222 or you want to know more about Dylan. 1128 00:53:29,385 --> 00:53:31,755 That won't be necessary, but thank you, yeah. 1129 00:53:31,989 --> 00:53:33,759 Have a good day. Okay. 1130 00:53:36,861 --> 00:53:38,001 D'you know, d'you know, 1131 00:53:38,095 --> 00:53:40,665 I've just remembered a couple of really important details 1132 00:53:40,765 --> 00:53:42,465 that I think you'll find really interesting. 1133 00:53:42,666 --> 00:53:44,536 Um, I should probably do a quick revision, so can I just-- 1134 00:53:44,668 --> 00:53:47,668 I assure you, if I require any clarifications, 1135 00:53:47,738 --> 00:53:48,938 I will be in touch. 1136 00:53:49,173 --> 00:53:53,903 I really must attend a meeting right now, but I assure you, 1137 00:53:54,011 --> 00:53:57,921 once I'm back in this office, I will read the letter. 1138 00:53:59,583 --> 00:54:02,413 I promise you. Have a wonderful day, Mr. Young. 1139 00:54:02,485 --> 00:54:03,715 Thank you very much, Mrs. Lawrence. 1140 00:54:03,821 --> 00:54:05,421 Uh, I really look forward to hearing from you. 1141 00:54:05,488 --> 00:54:07,328 Do you know Dylan once gave me his kidney... 1142 00:54:07,725 --> 00:54:08,825 God sake. 1143 00:54:12,163 --> 00:54:15,293 Yeah, right, bloody photoshop. 1144 00:54:16,267 --> 00:54:18,067 Hey! 1145 00:54:18,669 --> 00:54:21,209 - Alan, good to see you. - Brought you an umbrella. 1146 00:54:21,272 --> 00:54:22,782 Looks like rain. Wonderful. 1147 00:55:01,544 --> 00:55:03,244 It's just right up here around the bend. Oh, wonderful. 1148 00:55:03,346 --> 00:55:04,476 Sorry about the weather. 1149 00:55:04,548 --> 00:55:06,248 Well, let's get out of this rain. 1150 00:55:06,449 --> 00:55:07,789 Quick as we can... 1151 00:55:16,426 --> 00:55:17,696 It's really about the kids. 1152 00:55:17,795 --> 00:55:20,895 I honestly don't know, is it? Yes. 1153 00:55:23,100 --> 00:55:24,670 - Thank you. - After you. 1154 00:55:28,772 --> 00:55:29,812 Thank you. 1155 00:55:41,752 --> 00:55:43,322 My friends are already in there, boss, 1156 00:55:43,386 --> 00:55:44,716 Of course. Thank you. 1157 00:55:50,861 --> 00:55:52,001 Oh, my goodness. 1158 00:55:55,566 --> 00:55:57,566 Is that you, Mrs. Lawrence? Oh! Uh-- 1159 00:55:57,668 --> 00:55:59,068 Wow! Mr. Young. 1160 00:55:59,270 --> 00:56:00,910 Bloody hell. What a coincidence. 1161 00:56:01,171 --> 00:56:02,811 Hello. Again. 1162 00:56:04,407 --> 00:56:06,607 Alan! Having a liquid lunch, I see. 1163 00:56:06,744 --> 00:56:07,444 Hmm. 1164 00:56:07,578 --> 00:56:08,918 Well, only, you know, a small one. 1165 00:56:08,979 --> 00:56:11,519 Oh, no, I wasn't implying that you're getting drunk. 1166 00:56:11,582 --> 00:56:13,592 I mean, you're allowed a drink or two at lunch time. 1167 00:56:13,651 --> 00:56:15,221 Not that you're having two, or... 1168 00:56:15,819 --> 00:56:18,689 I invited Sylvia here to dine with me this afternoon. 1169 00:56:18,789 --> 00:56:19,589 Lovely. 1170 00:56:19,990 --> 00:56:22,060 It doesn't seem like a conflict of interest at all, does it? 1171 00:56:23,027 --> 00:56:24,557 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1172 00:56:24,695 --> 00:56:27,495 Alan donated 30 new laptops to our preschool. 1173 00:56:27,798 --> 00:56:30,738 Isn't that a lovely gesture? So sweet. 1174 00:56:32,435 --> 00:56:34,035 Thirty laptops. 1175 00:56:34,305 --> 00:56:37,475 Wowzers. Listen, can I... can I-- 1176 00:56:38,375 --> 00:56:39,475 Thirty of 'em. 1177 00:56:40,844 --> 00:56:42,614 Lauren does give you a lot of pocket money, doesn't she? 1178 00:56:42,813 --> 00:56:45,313 - You lucky thing. - But please, don't worry. 1179 00:56:45,549 --> 00:56:46,789 Donations won't affect my decision. 1180 00:56:46,984 --> 00:56:48,044 Yeah. I promise you, Mr. Young. 1181 00:56:48,352 --> 00:56:50,762 Of course not. It's merely a contribution to the community. 1182 00:56:51,288 --> 00:56:54,788 See, Lauren and I believe that the children are our future. 1183 00:56:54,992 --> 00:56:56,662 Oh. Yeah, we... we teach them well 1184 00:56:56,727 --> 00:56:59,227 and we let them lead the way. That's so lovely. 1185 00:56:59,529 --> 00:57:01,599 That's Whitney. I don't... I don't think it is. 1186 00:57:01,665 --> 00:57:02,835 - That's Whitney Houston. - No, it's not. 1187 00:57:03,334 --> 00:57:05,064 He's fully just... He's... he's just nicked what Whitney Houston says, 1188 00:57:05,135 --> 00:57:06,465 and used it in a conversation with you. 1189 00:57:06,536 --> 00:57:07,806 What? No, I just made that up. 1190 00:57:07,871 --> 00:57:08,941 Hundred percent didn't make that up. 1191 00:57:09,106 --> 00:57:10,906 Did I tell you how beautiful that color is on you? 1192 00:57:11,008 --> 00:57:12,648 What is that, lavender? 1193 00:57:12,776 --> 00:57:14,076 That is your color. 1194 00:57:14,445 --> 00:57:17,375 Anyway, uh... can we help you today? 1195 00:57:17,513 --> 00:57:18,613 No, thank you. 1196 00:57:19,049 --> 00:57:20,689 Well, I'm famished. How about you? 1197 00:57:20,818 --> 00:57:22,788 Yeah, uh, let's eat. Anyway, have a good one. 1198 00:57:22,886 --> 00:57:24,286 - Thanks. - Nice to see you. 1199 00:57:24,355 --> 00:57:26,085 Amazing. Great to see you. 1200 00:57:28,125 --> 00:57:29,025 "I want a glass of vino." 1201 00:57:29,093 --> 00:57:30,353 "What, you want a glass?" "Oh, yeah!" 1202 00:57:30,461 --> 00:57:31,661 "You haven't bought 30 laptops, have you?" 1203 00:57:31,862 --> 00:57:33,672 "You don't deserve a glass of Châteauneuf-du-Pape, do you?" 1204 00:57:33,764 --> 00:57:35,394 "You haven't bought anything." "You don't buy your way 1205 00:57:35,498 --> 00:57:37,198 into things, do you?" 1206 00:57:56,687 --> 00:57:58,987 So, the rich guy got the better of you. 1207 00:57:59,590 --> 00:58:02,090 So what? Let it go. 1208 00:58:03,127 --> 00:58:07,097 Find another school. No, I can't, Dad. I can't. 1209 00:58:07,231 --> 00:58:09,171 I've worked me tail off to get him into that school. 1210 00:58:09,266 --> 00:58:10,496 I ain't giving up. Nah. 1211 00:58:10,934 --> 00:58:13,304 Not before that father's presentation on Friday, I ain't. 1212 00:58:13,370 --> 00:58:16,880 Fifty laptops? That's thousands. It's not even his money, Dad. 1213 00:58:16,974 --> 00:58:18,574 That's the thing. He's... he's... 1214 00:58:19,476 --> 00:58:23,216 he's a parasite. I'm gonna smash the moustache off his face. 1215 00:58:23,480 --> 00:58:28,220 He's got a horrific-- He's got-- He shaved a-- Moustache, fine. 1216 00:58:28,318 --> 00:58:31,318 But what he's done is he's put this little bit here 1217 00:58:31,422 --> 00:58:32,832 and he's... he's groomed it. 1218 00:58:32,890 --> 00:58:33,990 He's looked himself in the mirror 1219 00:58:34,058 --> 00:58:37,358 and he's triangled himself. Who does that? 1220 00:58:37,895 --> 00:58:40,395 I'll find a way. I'll find a way to do something different. 1221 00:58:40,464 --> 00:58:42,694 I've just... I've just gotta be... 1222 00:58:43,867 --> 00:58:44,697 creative. 1223 00:58:45,202 --> 00:58:47,672 It's not about the money, it's about connecting with the kids. 1224 00:58:48,372 --> 00:58:50,742 That's the most sensible thing you've said this week. 1225 00:58:53,811 --> 00:58:55,711 Since when do you get dressed up to go to the pub? 1226 00:58:55,879 --> 00:58:57,619 Are you on a hot date or something, Dad? 1227 00:58:58,248 --> 00:58:59,718 None of your business. 1228 00:59:01,452 --> 00:59:02,422 Right. 1229 00:59:02,686 --> 00:59:03,816 Appreciate your time. 1230 00:59:03,921 --> 00:59:05,091 Well played out there. 1231 00:59:07,191 --> 00:59:09,061 And we'll be back for more Wednesday night... 1232 00:59:09,893 --> 00:59:10,853 ...football after this break. 1233 00:59:14,531 --> 00:59:16,871 I did a toot. Do you want to do that too? 1234 00:59:16,934 --> 00:59:18,834 - Hey! - If you've got 1235 00:59:18,902 --> 00:59:20,472 a child that likes The Wild and Crazies, 1236 00:59:20,537 --> 00:59:24,377 then why not go crazy and come to a live TV recording tomorrow? 1237 00:59:24,842 --> 00:59:26,682 Guaranteed to impress any kid! 1238 00:59:27,177 --> 00:59:30,377 Live at the Richmond Gate TV Studios tomorrow! 1239 00:59:42,560 --> 00:59:44,460 Sorry, everyone, we're at capacity. 1240 00:59:44,695 --> 00:59:45,825 What? I'm sorry, 1241 00:59:45,896 --> 00:59:47,266 I don't make the rules. 1242 00:59:47,397 --> 00:59:48,567 I'm sorry, kids, 1243 00:59:48,665 --> 00:59:50,395 we're here again next week. Try next week. 1244 00:59:51,068 --> 00:59:53,538 Mate, I really need to get into that show. 1245 00:59:53,737 --> 00:59:55,167 Is there anything you can do? I can pay you. 1246 00:59:55,239 --> 00:59:57,579 Sorry, sir, the audience is now full. 1247 00:59:58,041 --> 00:59:59,181 I can get you in. 1248 00:59:59,276 --> 01:00:00,706 What? 1249 01:00:00,911 --> 01:00:02,351 I said there's no way you're getting 1250 01:00:02,412 --> 01:00:03,682 in there today, sir! 1251 01:00:03,914 --> 01:00:06,214 How many in your group? Uh, just one. 1252 01:00:06,283 --> 01:00:07,613 - Just one? - Yeah. 1253 01:00:07,684 --> 01:00:09,284 Aren't you here with a kid? No. 1254 01:00:09,554 --> 01:00:10,484 That's a bit creepy, mate. 1255 01:00:10,622 --> 01:00:12,462 Can you get me into the show or not? 1256 01:00:12,523 --> 01:00:13,783 Yeah, of course, 200 quid. 1257 01:00:13,891 --> 01:00:15,431 Two-hundred pound? 1258 01:00:15,593 --> 01:00:16,853 You want in or not? 1259 01:00:20,397 --> 01:00:21,097 Here. 1260 01:00:21,431 --> 01:00:23,001 Down there, down there, down there. 1261 01:00:26,336 --> 01:00:27,306 Thank you, mate. 1262 01:00:34,745 --> 01:00:37,545 My mum's a nun. My mum's a nun. 1263 01:00:45,856 --> 01:00:49,156 Hello. 1264 01:00:50,662 --> 01:00:51,832 Who are you? 1265 01:00:52,196 --> 01:00:56,466 Uh, my name's Brian, and I'm a massive fan. Massive. 1266 01:00:56,533 --> 01:00:58,293 And so is my son. Where's your son? 1267 01:00:58,368 --> 01:00:59,538 He's at home. 1268 01:00:59,637 --> 01:01:00,937 No, don't worry. I'm not a weirdo. 1269 01:01:01,004 --> 01:01:02,304 I just-- I've come here to ask 1270 01:01:02,372 --> 01:01:04,782 if you'd... if you'd play at my son's preschool. 1271 01:01:06,243 --> 01:01:08,173 I... I'd pay you, obviously. And it... it's for a good cause. 1272 01:01:08,245 --> 01:01:13,285 This, uh, son, is he... sick? 1273 01:01:14,552 --> 01:01:16,392 Uh, no, he's not. But he's a good kid. 1274 01:01:18,055 --> 01:01:23,995 Take a look around you, man, eh? Look at this. This is live TV. 1275 01:01:24,061 --> 01:01:27,801 This is the big-time. Do you know what I'm saying? 1276 01:01:28,532 --> 01:01:29,842 Small stuff... 1277 01:01:31,603 --> 01:01:33,463 we don't really do that no more. 1278 01:01:34,504 --> 01:01:37,134 It's taken us years to get here. 1279 01:01:38,676 --> 01:01:41,146 Yeah, I get it, I do, but, um... 1280 01:01:41,713 --> 01:01:43,573 just think of the publicity you'd receive. 1281 01:01:43,648 --> 01:01:44,948 The... the Wild and the Crazies... 1282 01:01:45,015 --> 01:01:47,315 - It's Wild and Crazy. - What did I say? 1283 01:01:47,384 --> 01:01:49,254 - "Wild and Crazies." - Oh, sorry. Wild and C-- 1284 01:01:49,319 --> 01:01:51,289 What... what? We're the Wild and Crazies. 1285 01:01:52,022 --> 01:01:54,192 The Wild and Crazy. Wild and Crazies. 1286 01:01:54,258 --> 01:01:56,128 The Wild and Crazies... That's right. 1287 01:01:56,193 --> 01:01:58,193 He says he's a fan. 1288 01:01:58,262 --> 01:01:59,772 ...works well with the children... 1289 01:01:59,830 --> 01:02:01,200 Listen to me, right? 1290 01:02:01,265 --> 01:02:03,735 We got a stage, and it's crying out for us. 1291 01:02:03,800 --> 01:02:08,010 Here! Come on, gang. The stage is calling. 1292 01:02:08,071 --> 01:02:09,741 Ladies and gentlemen... 1293 01:02:13,043 --> 01:02:15,803 Hey! 1294 01:02:15,879 --> 01:02:19,419 Whoo! My mum's a nun. My mum's a nun. 1295 01:02:19,483 --> 01:02:21,243 Hey, just hang on a second. Mate... mate, sorry... sorry. 1296 01:02:21,351 --> 01:02:23,221 Look, look, you have to do this, please. 1297 01:02:23,320 --> 01:02:25,020 I'm sure there are some sick kids at that school. 1298 01:02:25,088 --> 01:02:26,658 If there's not, I'll bring some. Just name your price. 1299 01:02:31,361 --> 01:02:37,171 Ho-hey! Hey-ho! 1300 01:02:37,234 --> 01:02:39,134 Hold on, hold on, hold on Uh, one second. 1301 01:02:39,202 --> 01:02:41,642 Aren't small, intimate venues what your group is all about? 1302 01:02:41,938 --> 01:02:44,708 Not this. Not this, big live TV studios. 1303 01:02:44,941 --> 01:02:46,251 Do you see my point? 1304 01:02:47,679 --> 01:02:49,579 Where is he? I don't know. Just go. 1305 01:02:50,047 --> 01:02:52,077 Go, go, go. We're live! 1306 01:02:52,149 --> 01:02:54,219 Hey, kids, we're the Wild and Crazies. 1307 01:02:54,284 --> 01:02:56,014 And we're gonna sing a song about all the things... Yeah! 1308 01:02:56,086 --> 01:02:57,456 ...your bodies can do! 1309 01:02:57,521 --> 01:02:58,991 Yeah! 1310 01:02:59,056 --> 01:03:03,826 Ah, ah! Hang on, hang on. 1311 01:03:07,297 --> 01:03:11,537 Oh, Monkey, are you okay? I did a toot. 1312 01:03:13,571 --> 01:03:16,211 I mean... I mean-- Hold on. Isn't this selling out? 1313 01:03:16,741 --> 01:03:20,651 We are not sellouts. 1314 01:03:20,712 --> 01:03:23,422 All right, don't push me then. Don't touch my costume! 1315 01:03:23,513 --> 01:03:26,483 Don't touch me, you freak. 1316 01:03:26,551 --> 01:03:27,451 Hold on a minute! 1317 01:03:28,018 --> 01:03:30,058 Oh, hang on a minute. 1318 01:03:30,120 --> 01:03:32,830 Do you know when you do a burp, and suddenly you can taste it? 1319 01:03:32,923 --> 01:03:36,593 Mine tastes of bananas, 'cause that's my entire diet! 1320 01:03:36,694 --> 01:03:38,454 Monkey! 1321 01:03:38,563 --> 01:03:40,563 What? Sorry. 1322 01:03:43,333 --> 01:03:47,133 Get off! I'm gonna kick... 1323 01:03:47,638 --> 01:03:49,838 Hey, guess what? Don't tell everyone, 1324 01:03:49,906 --> 01:03:52,846 but sometimes I get a bit of an itchy bottom, 1325 01:03:52,909 --> 01:03:57,079 and my finger really stinks of old bananas. 1326 01:03:57,214 --> 01:03:59,844 Monkey! 1327 01:03:59,916 --> 01:04:02,756 And you? 1328 01:04:02,820 --> 01:04:04,590 - Mm! Ah! - Monkey! 1329 01:04:04,655 --> 01:04:06,055 What? Monkey! 1330 01:04:06,123 --> 01:04:08,793 Sorry. 1331 01:04:08,892 --> 01:04:10,732 D'you know you're now my least favorite Crazy, 1332 01:04:10,795 --> 01:04:13,995 do you know that? 1333 01:04:14,064 --> 01:04:15,324 I don't care. 1334 01:04:16,133 --> 01:04:19,293 And I don't care about your stupid little kid either. 1335 01:04:28,011 --> 01:04:29,181 Oi! 1336 01:04:29,546 --> 01:04:32,686 Kids, don't worry, don't... 1337 01:04:33,016 --> 01:04:34,516 Oi, oi, oi! 1338 01:04:34,619 --> 01:04:39,189 - Hey! - Give me that guitar! 1339 01:04:43,193 --> 01:04:46,193 Uh... ...hello. Um... I'm gonna get you. 1340 01:04:46,263 --> 01:04:48,463 Violence doesn't solve anything. 1341 01:04:48,566 --> 01:04:50,866 As a pacifist myself, I've often found that 1342 01:04:50,934 --> 01:04:52,494 the best way to deal with something 1343 01:04:52,570 --> 01:04:53,410 is talking. 1344 01:04:53,470 --> 01:04:55,140 This is the excitement... 1345 01:04:55,205 --> 01:04:56,535 ...of live television. 1346 01:04:56,607 --> 01:04:58,747 You never know what's gonna happen. 1347 01:04:58,843 --> 01:05:01,003 Monkey, you're gonna-- I would say that peace, love, and-- 1348 01:05:06,617 --> 01:05:07,547 Don't watch it. 1349 01:05:37,748 --> 01:05:38,648 Hello? 1350 01:05:39,249 --> 01:05:42,189 Excuse me, could I get another phone call, please? 1351 01:05:42,285 --> 01:05:44,655 My brother was supposed to be here hours ago. 1352 01:05:45,088 --> 01:05:47,488 Hello? Excuse me! 1353 01:05:49,059 --> 01:05:51,899 I... I can see my own breath! 1354 01:05:55,098 --> 01:05:57,098 - Is Jeff here? - Out you go. 1355 01:06:01,906 --> 01:06:04,106 - Sign that for me, please. - Oh, you took your time. 1356 01:06:04,174 --> 01:06:06,574 Ah. What a fun way to say thank you. 1357 01:06:06,644 --> 01:06:07,574 Are you real? 1358 01:06:07,945 --> 01:06:09,275 I just spent the entire night in there. 1359 01:06:09,346 --> 01:06:10,646 I was absolutely terrified. 1360 01:06:10,715 --> 01:06:12,045 I cried loads. You're welcome. 1361 01:06:12,115 --> 01:06:13,645 I was just at a gong bath... 1362 01:06:13,718 --> 01:06:14,548 ...with Guru Nova Avalon. 1363 01:06:15,051 --> 01:06:16,591 Wild. And Kate Winslet was there... Thank you. 1364 01:06:16,587 --> 01:06:17,857 ...but I couldn't tell, it was dark. 1365 01:06:17,922 --> 01:06:19,222 I swear to God... Thank you so much. 1366 01:06:19,289 --> 01:06:20,689 ...if I don't make it to my presentation... 1367 01:06:20,791 --> 01:06:21,861 Hey, I saw you on the telly. 1368 01:06:22,259 --> 01:06:23,759 Is it only children's entertainers 1369 01:06:23,895 --> 01:06:27,195 that you punch these days? Oh. Jeff, shut your mouth, please. 1370 01:06:33,804 --> 01:06:35,264 - Hi. - Hiya, love. 1371 01:06:35,338 --> 01:06:36,938 Yeah, yeah, no, I'm with Jeff now. 1372 01:06:37,008 --> 01:06:38,648 He's just got here. Look, I know I messed up. 1373 01:06:38,709 --> 01:06:40,209 I... I... I know, I know, I'm so sorry. 1374 01:06:40,277 --> 01:06:41,577 I just-- I don't know what came over me. 1375 01:06:41,679 --> 01:06:43,179 - I'm just-- Oh, sorry. - I can walk. 1376 01:06:43,313 --> 01:06:45,043 - I'm fine, I can walk myself! - All right, darling? 1377 01:06:45,115 --> 01:06:46,485 Honestly, Brian, I just... 1378 01:06:47,083 --> 01:06:48,853 I don't really know what to say to you right now. 1379 01:06:48,953 --> 01:06:49,853 Yeah, I know. 1380 01:06:50,021 --> 01:06:51,321 I... I just wanted to do something bold. 1381 01:06:51,388 --> 01:06:52,558 Something that would excite Dylan, 1382 01:06:52,623 --> 01:06:53,423 and impress the school. 1383 01:06:53,490 --> 01:06:54,830 I'm an absolute idiot. I really am. 1384 01:06:54,992 --> 01:06:57,262 - You are. - Well that's an understatement. 1385 01:06:57,728 --> 01:06:59,498 Dylan saw it all, by the way. 1386 01:06:59,597 --> 01:07:01,197 Great example you're setting there. 1387 01:07:01,264 --> 01:07:02,864 Okay, but please know how sorry I am. 1388 01:07:02,934 --> 01:07:03,834 I really am. 1389 01:07:04,200 --> 01:07:05,640 And I promise I'll make it up to you and Dylan. 1390 01:07:05,703 --> 01:07:06,463 I really will. 1391 01:07:06,637 --> 01:07:08,207 Right, I have to get to the presentation. 1392 01:07:08,271 --> 01:07:09,681 I'll call in and see you after, yeah? 1393 01:07:09,774 --> 01:07:11,334 Wish me luck. Love you. 1394 01:07:11,408 --> 01:07:12,608 I love you. Love you so much. 1395 01:07:12,677 --> 01:07:14,377 Can you just drive? That's so nice. 1396 01:07:14,477 --> 01:07:16,247 - Can you just drive, please? - Yeah. 1397 01:07:16,581 --> 01:07:18,991 Take that. What's this? 1398 01:07:19,416 --> 01:07:20,986 You can't go in dressed like that. 1399 01:07:21,052 --> 01:07:22,422 You look like you're selling magazines. 1400 01:07:22,519 --> 01:07:24,259 I'm not wearing your clothes. What do you mean, my clothes? 1401 01:07:24,354 --> 01:07:26,114 I'm not wearing-- You... you dress like Tintin. 1402 01:07:26,189 --> 01:07:27,089 Just hurry up and go. 1403 01:07:27,892 --> 01:07:29,802 You should be so lucky to dress like Tintin. Come on, let's go! 1404 01:07:29,794 --> 01:07:30,754 Okay, don't wanna alarm you. 1405 01:07:31,028 --> 01:07:33,068 The car doesn't have a lot of charge. 1406 01:07:33,598 --> 01:07:34,928 Where are you going? Where are you going? 1407 01:07:35,066 --> 01:07:36,896 I'm gonna get the bus, Jeff. Where are you go-- 1408 01:07:36,968 --> 01:07:39,008 Don't get the bus, you'll get mugged! 1409 01:07:39,336 --> 01:07:43,006 Just... just give him a little more time. 1410 01:07:43,074 --> 01:07:45,134 No, seriously, three more minutes, 1411 01:07:45,208 --> 01:07:46,108 nothing else. 1412 01:07:46,577 --> 01:07:49,207 I promise you, his son is quite extraordinary. 1413 01:07:49,279 --> 01:07:50,379 You're going to-- 1414 01:07:52,349 --> 01:07:54,589 Brian, you made it! Sorry, I got locked up. 1415 01:07:54,652 --> 01:07:55,862 I meant locked up into a meeting. 1416 01:07:55,953 --> 01:07:59,053 I'm so sorry. Sorry. 1417 01:07:59,422 --> 01:08:02,462 Gosh, it's a... interesting outfit. 1418 01:08:02,560 --> 01:08:05,730 Uh, Brian, could you take the podium, please? 1419 01:08:06,329 --> 01:08:09,329 Yeah. 1420 01:08:13,370 --> 01:08:15,710 I'm very sorry, I haven't... I haven't prepared anything. 1421 01:08:15,973 --> 01:08:17,103 Um, I... 1422 01:08:17,374 --> 01:08:19,004 That's all right. That's all right, Brian. Yeah. 1423 01:08:19,076 --> 01:08:20,146 Just, um... 1424 01:08:20,310 --> 01:08:23,020 Brian, what do you think that Puggsley could do 1425 01:08:23,080 --> 01:08:24,280 for your son, Dylan? 1426 01:08:24,582 --> 01:08:30,462 - Okay, uh... - Um... 1427 01:08:32,056 --> 01:08:33,426 The Puggsley Academy of Excellence 1428 01:08:33,490 --> 01:08:35,630 can give my son the opportunities that... 1429 01:08:36,727 --> 01:08:37,757 that I never had. 1430 01:08:40,931 --> 01:08:42,641 I was a football star at school. 1431 01:08:44,035 --> 01:08:44,935 My coach and my dad, 1432 01:08:45,201 --> 01:08:47,411 they... they were prepping me for the pros. 1433 01:08:48,072 --> 01:08:49,542 I barely went to class. 1434 01:08:50,574 --> 01:08:53,144 And me teachers passed me, but... 1435 01:08:53,209 --> 01:08:54,849 ...no one cared to push me because... 1436 01:08:55,579 --> 01:08:58,819 'cause I was a star. And then I broke my ankle. 1437 01:08:59,850 --> 01:09:03,160 I couldn't play anymore. There I was, 18, and... 1438 01:09:03,219 --> 01:09:06,219 ...and quite washed up, I was. 1439 01:09:08,659 --> 01:09:09,559 So, I... 1440 01:09:10,360 --> 01:09:11,260 so, I left school, 1441 01:09:11,629 --> 01:09:13,099 and I started digging ditches on construction sites 1442 01:09:13,164 --> 01:09:14,524 for the next five years. 1443 01:09:15,498 --> 01:09:17,068 I didn't make it back to university 1444 01:09:17,134 --> 01:09:18,034 till my late 20s, 1445 01:09:18,368 --> 01:09:20,468 and... and I struggled through business school. 1446 01:09:20,738 --> 01:09:24,308 I did... I did everything backwards. 1447 01:09:26,543 --> 01:09:29,343 And I... I just don't want Dylan to make the same mistake. 1448 01:09:30,413 --> 01:09:31,413 Don't get me wrong... 1449 01:09:32,183 --> 01:09:34,643 the world needs ditch diggers as much as it needs doctors, 1450 01:09:34,719 --> 01:09:37,789 but... I just want Dylan to have the choice... 1451 01:09:38,689 --> 01:09:40,189 to be a doctor or a ditch digger, 1452 01:09:40,256 --> 01:09:41,686 if... if that's what he wants. 1453 01:09:50,500 --> 01:09:52,440 And I believe that Puggsley can give my son 1454 01:09:52,502 --> 01:09:54,672 the freedom that... that I never had. 1455 01:09:56,874 --> 01:09:58,234 Thank you very much for listening to me. 1456 01:09:58,308 --> 01:10:00,478 I'm... I'm sorry I didn't have anything... 1457 01:10:00,543 --> 01:10:01,673 I didn't have anything prepared. 1458 01:10:01,746 --> 01:10:03,516 Uh, I... I did, but... don't matter. 1459 01:10:03,581 --> 01:10:05,521 That was... that was wonderful, Brian. Thank you. 1460 01:10:05,583 --> 01:10:07,813 - Thank you so much. Thank you. - Thank you. I'll just-- 1461 01:10:07,918 --> 01:10:10,288 Thank you very much. Cheers. 1462 01:10:20,363 --> 01:10:23,063 Brian, did you meet the Wild and Crazies? 1463 01:10:23,134 --> 01:10:24,664 Oh, that's right, of course you have. 1464 01:10:25,236 --> 01:10:26,466 But don't worry, I... I told them... 1465 01:10:26,536 --> 01:10:28,036 I told them you're going through a rough time. 1466 01:10:28,105 --> 01:10:30,605 All right? All's forgiven. All right? 1467 01:10:39,216 --> 01:10:40,116 Sha. Sha. 1468 01:10:40,251 --> 01:10:41,751 - Sha! - Sha-da-di-dah! 1469 01:11:47,818 --> 01:11:51,758 God, he's... he's so good. 1470 01:12:05,836 --> 01:12:08,606 That's great, Alan. 1471 01:12:09,073 --> 01:12:11,873 That's extraordinary. 1472 01:12:14,945 --> 01:12:16,845 Hey, we'll see you at the restaurant opening. 1473 01:12:17,081 --> 01:12:19,121 Jeff? 1474 01:12:19,183 --> 01:12:20,683 I'm gonna need those tickets. 1475 01:12:29,960 --> 01:12:33,100 Two quacking ducks, 22. 1476 01:12:33,163 --> 01:12:35,563 Hello, everyone. How are you all? 1477 01:12:35,633 --> 01:12:37,293 You okay? Brian, we've missed you. 1478 01:12:37,635 --> 01:12:39,235 And I have missed you lot... Hi! 1479 01:12:39,303 --> 01:12:40,863 - Hi, Janice. Are you okay? - Hello. 1480 01:12:40,938 --> 01:12:43,278 I have come to take you all out for dinner. 1481 01:12:43,340 --> 01:12:45,310 How does that sound? 1482 01:12:45,408 --> 01:12:47,178 - What about Sarah? - Sarah knows. 1483 01:12:47,278 --> 01:12:49,178 Hi! Hiya, Janice. You okay? 1484 01:12:49,246 --> 01:12:52,686 Right. I've got prize tickets to a restaurant opening. 1485 01:12:52,783 --> 01:12:54,443 Yeah? 1486 01:12:54,517 --> 01:12:55,517 So, this way, everyone. 1487 01:12:55,886 --> 01:12:57,556 Come on, Janice, get your coat. Let's do this! Hi. 1488 01:13:21,278 --> 01:13:23,618 Oh, you gotta try one of these, this is the best. Really? 1489 01:13:23,681 --> 01:13:24,781 They're all great, but I would try 1490 01:13:24,848 --> 01:13:26,478 that one right there. Yeah. Oh, wow. 1491 01:13:26,550 --> 01:13:28,350 Right, in you get. Come on, spread out. 1492 01:13:28,419 --> 01:13:30,019 Bar's over there, so help yourselves. 1493 01:13:30,453 --> 01:13:31,383 Don't be shy. 1494 01:13:31,689 --> 01:13:33,629 Just do Jägerbombs. Ask for a Jägerbomb. 1495 01:13:34,024 --> 01:13:35,424 Jägerbombs all round for everybody. 1496 01:13:35,793 --> 01:13:37,723 Alright, dancing, dancing, dancing. 1497 01:13:37,861 --> 01:13:41,671 You got a babysitter, Jan? Uh, pardon me for one second. 1498 01:13:47,338 --> 01:13:48,938 Hi. Oh, hi, Alano. 1499 01:13:49,039 --> 01:13:50,309 What... what... what... what is this? 1500 01:13:50,374 --> 01:13:51,504 These are your radio winners. 1501 01:13:51,608 --> 01:13:52,778 No, those are not my radio winners. 1502 01:13:52,843 --> 01:13:53,843 What are you talking about? 1503 01:13:54,544 --> 01:13:56,844 Well, they've all got a ticket, Alan, so... What? 1504 01:13:57,948 --> 01:14:01,088 What are you doing? Huh? Are you try-- 1505 01:14:01,151 --> 01:14:03,961 - Sorry, Sebastian. - Champagne's for toffs. 1506 01:14:04,021 --> 01:14:05,261 He smells like urine. 1507 01:14:05,322 --> 01:14:06,562 Yeah, he does. You smell that? 1508 01:14:07,024 --> 01:14:08,654 What are you doing? I can get rid of them. 1509 01:14:08,726 --> 01:14:10,496 I can get rid of them all right now. What... 1510 01:14:10,561 --> 01:14:12,131 I'll take them for fish and chips. 1511 01:14:12,196 --> 01:14:13,266 Just relinquish your spot. 1512 01:14:14,732 --> 01:14:17,002 Oh, oh! Oh! 1513 01:14:17,067 --> 01:14:20,067 You get 'em out of here if I step down. Mm-hmm. Yeah. 1514 01:14:38,022 --> 01:14:38,922 Never. 1515 01:14:40,991 --> 01:14:43,231 It's on, pal. It is on. Okay. 1516 01:14:43,327 --> 01:14:44,397 You hear me? I do. 1517 01:14:44,527 --> 01:14:45,867 It is so on. Okay. 1518 01:14:45,963 --> 01:14:47,123 It is so on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1519 01:14:47,197 --> 01:14:48,897 You are gonna regret the day you met me. 1520 01:14:48,966 --> 01:14:50,696 - I already do. - You're going down. 1521 01:14:52,269 --> 01:14:53,169 Judy... 1522 01:14:54,304 --> 01:14:55,234 where is everyone? 1523 01:14:55,572 --> 01:14:57,412 They went out to eat with Brian, remember? 1524 01:14:58,042 --> 01:15:00,552 - What? - Some restaurant opening. 1525 01:15:00,744 --> 01:15:03,414 He has prize tickets. He said you knew. 1526 01:15:08,485 --> 01:15:09,685 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1527 01:15:09,753 --> 01:15:10,983 What are you doing? What are you doing? 1528 01:15:11,188 --> 01:15:13,358 What are you doing? Give me-- 1529 01:15:14,825 --> 01:15:16,425 That's no way to treat a lady! 1530 01:15:16,493 --> 01:15:18,923 Oh, my God. Alan, uh, a towel? 1531 01:15:19,029 --> 01:15:20,829 I'm sorry. Can... can I... can I get a towel? 1532 01:15:20,898 --> 01:15:21,898 Yes, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1533 01:15:22,032 --> 01:15:23,472 - Oh, let me... let me get... - Towel? 1534 01:15:23,600 --> 01:15:24,940 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Get off! 1535 01:15:25,002 --> 01:15:27,412 If you take another one of my drinks, 1536 01:15:27,471 --> 01:15:29,411 I'm gonna kick your ass! 1537 01:15:29,473 --> 01:15:32,573 I fought in Korea, you know. You're so strong. 1538 01:15:33,010 --> 01:15:36,250 I'll see you Monday, Alan. No, Mrs. Lawrence, hold on. 1539 01:15:36,313 --> 01:15:37,273 Excuse me. Excuse me. 1540 01:15:37,347 --> 01:15:39,287 Come on! 1541 01:15:40,284 --> 01:15:44,284 Hey! Uh, get... get off me! I haven't finished with him yet! 1542 01:15:44,354 --> 01:15:46,584 Go on, Sebastian... 1543 01:16:09,513 --> 01:16:10,413 Are you gonna give me 1544 01:16:10,481 --> 01:16:12,281 the silent treatment or not then? 1545 01:16:14,284 --> 01:16:15,184 No. 1546 01:16:16,720 --> 01:16:18,790 No. I'm gonna do the opposite of that. 1547 01:16:19,490 --> 01:16:20,390 I'm gonna talk, 1548 01:16:20,657 --> 01:16:22,387 and for once, Brian, you're gonna listen to me. 1549 01:16:23,794 --> 01:16:26,394 You've been acting like an absolute lunatic. 1550 01:16:27,064 --> 01:16:30,594 I... ...I love how much you care about Dylan's future, 1551 01:16:30,667 --> 01:16:31,937 I admire your passion, 1552 01:16:32,002 --> 01:16:33,712 But this isn't even about him anymore, is it? 1553 01:16:33,770 --> 01:16:35,070 It's about you. 1554 01:16:37,241 --> 01:16:38,141 Like... 1555 01:16:39,243 --> 01:16:41,773 you've been in fights, you've been in jail, 1556 01:16:41,945 --> 01:16:43,475 you've kidnapped senior citizens. 1557 01:16:43,547 --> 01:16:45,247 I mean, who does that? 1558 01:16:46,950 --> 01:16:49,920 I was on board with applying to Puggsley. 1559 01:16:49,987 --> 01:16:52,157 I stand by that no matter what, right? 1560 01:16:52,222 --> 01:16:54,862 But we need to get back to making decisions together. 1561 01:16:55,792 --> 01:16:58,962 We are a brilliant team when we're on the same page. 1562 01:17:00,030 --> 01:17:02,200 Can we please get back on it? 1563 01:17:04,636 --> 01:17:05,536 Okay? Yeah. 1564 01:17:05,603 --> 01:17:06,703 Right. 1565 01:17:14,878 --> 01:17:16,978 Found you. Hey. 1566 01:17:18,348 --> 01:17:19,248 Hi. 1567 01:17:23,520 --> 01:17:24,820 It'll be all right. 1568 01:17:27,824 --> 01:17:28,724 We'll sort this. 1569 01:17:29,226 --> 01:17:31,956 There isn't a single problem we can't find a way to fix. 1570 01:17:32,796 --> 01:17:34,096 I know this night was huge for you, 1571 01:17:34,164 --> 01:17:36,094 and I know how hard you've worked. 1572 01:17:36,500 --> 01:17:37,840 But I also know this business, 1573 01:17:37,901 --> 01:17:39,811 and I know how many challenges there are, 1574 01:17:39,870 --> 01:17:42,340 and this is just a minor setback. 1575 01:17:44,141 --> 01:17:45,241 It's a glitch. 1576 01:17:51,815 --> 01:17:53,915 Steel sharpens steel, remember? 1577 01:18:06,530 --> 01:18:07,430 Yeah. 1578 01:18:09,199 --> 01:18:10,169 Yeah, I know. 1579 01:18:25,617 --> 01:18:27,517 What the... 1580 01:18:29,786 --> 01:18:31,386 Oh, you must be mad. 1581 01:18:34,057 --> 01:18:39,127 Eh, mate, oi! What's this? What's going on? 1582 01:18:40,764 --> 01:18:42,594 What's going on? What's all this? 1583 01:18:42,734 --> 01:18:44,294 We have to shut you down for the next few weeks 1584 01:18:44,368 --> 01:18:46,138 until we get the situation under control. 1585 01:18:46,203 --> 01:18:48,403 Few weeks? Mate, I can't afford a few days. 1586 01:18:48,472 --> 01:18:49,172 We've had no issues. 1587 01:18:49,473 --> 01:18:51,503 I have never seen an infestation of this degree 1588 01:18:51,576 --> 01:18:52,606 in my entire career. 1589 01:18:52,710 --> 01:18:54,550 This entire area is a health hazard. 1590 01:18:54,612 --> 01:18:56,082 It can't be that bad, surely? 1591 01:18:56,714 --> 01:18:58,544 Have you seen them? Seen what? 1592 01:18:58,650 --> 01:19:00,090 My hands are tied. I'm sorry. 1593 01:19:00,317 --> 01:19:01,947 I'll be sending you out some official paperwork 1594 01:19:02,019 --> 01:19:04,619 for you to fill out ASAP. And there's lots of it. 1595 01:19:04,988 --> 01:19:08,558 Best of luck to you. Brilliant. Wicked. 1596 01:19:10,093 --> 01:19:11,093 No! 1597 01:19:17,367 --> 01:19:20,267 What's happened? Alan has happened, Sarah. 1598 01:19:20,337 --> 01:19:21,737 What? He's infested me. 1599 01:19:22,072 --> 01:19:24,382 Infested you with what? I don't know, I don't know, 1600 01:19:24,441 --> 01:19:26,311 but they've shut... they've shut me down for weeks. 1601 01:19:26,376 --> 01:19:28,776 What? Who does that? How'd you do that? 1602 01:19:28,845 --> 01:19:32,075 How'd you... how'd you start an infestation? 1603 01:19:32,149 --> 01:19:34,189 He's obviously a sociopath, isn't he? 1604 01:19:35,753 --> 01:19:37,883 Uh, babe, babe. 1605 01:19:38,522 --> 01:19:39,392 - He knew! - Just... 1606 01:19:39,456 --> 01:19:42,356 He bloody knew that this'd mess me up. 1607 01:19:42,526 --> 01:19:44,656 I'd be more freaked out if I weren't so pissed off. 1608 01:19:44,729 --> 01:19:46,229 He's a very sick man. He needs help. 1609 01:19:46,296 --> 01:19:50,096 Babe, just-- Will you just stay calm... What? 1610 01:19:50,668 --> 01:19:52,908 ...and just-- Sorry. Just because-- 1611 01:19:52,969 --> 01:19:55,469 Just... just on... on-- It's on you. 1612 01:19:56,574 --> 01:19:57,504 Just stay calm. 1613 01:20:12,089 --> 01:20:13,359 Brian, what... what are you doing? 1614 01:20:13,423 --> 01:20:16,423 Brian, you're scaring me. Look at your face! 1615 01:20:16,493 --> 01:20:18,893 We've gotta go to the hospital. What are you doing? 1616 01:20:19,029 --> 01:20:21,869 Hey, Brian, you taking the day off from work? 1617 01:20:21,932 --> 01:20:23,102 What... what are you doing? 1618 01:20:23,166 --> 01:20:25,096 Brian, what are you doing with that? 1619 01:20:25,168 --> 01:20:27,808 Brian! 1620 01:20:28,573 --> 01:20:31,873 Well, uh, there's something very wrong with your face. 1621 01:20:33,310 --> 01:20:34,550 Yeah, I... I... I can't understand 1622 01:20:34,612 --> 01:20:35,312 what you're saying. 1623 01:20:35,545 --> 01:20:36,745 Maybe it's 'cause your face is so huge. 1624 01:20:39,316 --> 01:20:41,086 I don't know what you're saying. 1625 01:20:44,321 --> 01:20:45,021 Brian, stop it. 1626 01:20:45,355 --> 01:20:46,485 Brian, don't you dare. Whoa, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1627 01:20:46,657 --> 01:20:48,127 - What are you doing? - Brian, stop it! Don't... 1628 01:20:48,258 --> 01:20:49,958 Brian, what... what... what are you doing? Stop it! Brian? 1629 01:20:50,026 --> 01:20:51,456 What are you doing? 1630 01:20:54,498 --> 01:21:00,168 No! No! No, no, no! 1631 01:21:00,303 --> 01:21:03,433 Oh my God! 1632 01:21:09,312 --> 01:21:10,652 Oh, my God. 1633 01:21:12,449 --> 01:21:14,519 Lauren! 1634 01:22:01,732 --> 01:22:02,772 What are you doing? 1635 01:22:03,400 --> 01:22:05,240 I wouldn't want you to forget this. 1636 01:22:05,502 --> 01:22:06,442 Alan! 1637 01:22:07,805 --> 01:22:10,205 No! No! Oh, felt so good. 1638 01:22:27,524 --> 01:22:29,994 Hold on, hold on. 1639 01:22:32,897 --> 01:22:37,137 I'm gonna body flip you off! 1640 01:22:53,784 --> 01:22:57,554 Oh, no! Brian! 1641 01:23:02,425 --> 01:23:07,665 Yeah, I got you! 1642 01:23:07,732 --> 01:23:08,432 Don't break it! 1643 01:23:08,633 --> 01:23:09,893 - I'll break your arm. - I'll break it. 1644 01:23:09,967 --> 01:23:11,637 I'll break your arm, by God! 1645 01:23:11,702 --> 01:23:16,212 What is going on? Stop it! Stop it! Stop! Stop it, guys! Stop! 1646 01:23:18,141 --> 01:23:19,181 What are you doing? 1647 01:23:19,677 --> 01:23:21,407 He came rolling in here like a troll... 1648 01:23:21,478 --> 01:23:25,888 wielding an actual weapon. And he destroyed our family... 1649 01:23:26,116 --> 01:23:27,486 Babe, he destroyed our family history 1650 01:23:27,552 --> 01:23:28,252 with a sledgehammer. 1651 01:23:28,886 --> 01:23:30,356 Uh, I don't care about the statue. There's nothing this guy... 1652 01:23:30,353 --> 01:23:31,653 I hate that statue. It's not even real. 1653 01:23:31,722 --> 01:23:33,562 What? I made the whole thing up to impress you, Alan 1654 01:23:33,624 --> 01:23:35,624 I got it from a garden center in Chiswick. 1655 01:23:36,027 --> 01:23:37,997 There used to be a beautiful big oak tree 1656 01:23:38,061 --> 01:23:38,971 in that spot there, 1657 01:23:39,195 --> 01:23:41,665 filled with birds, and bees, and insects. 1658 01:23:41,732 --> 01:23:42,502 Sorry to mention it, Brian. 1659 01:23:42,700 --> 01:23:44,540 But my great-great-grandfather cut it down 1660 01:23:44,602 --> 01:23:46,612 during an argument about where his land ended. 1661 01:23:46,671 --> 01:23:48,581 And so I can see the cycle is continuing. 1662 01:23:48,940 --> 01:23:50,310 Carry on then. Beat each other up. 1663 01:23:50,373 --> 01:23:53,173 Knock it all down! 1664 01:23:53,243 --> 01:23:55,943 Fix it. 1665 01:23:56,681 --> 01:24:01,821 Yeah. Fix yourselves. Brian, this is embarrassing. 1666 01:24:02,019 --> 01:24:05,559 You've lost it. I am this close. Yeah? 1667 01:24:06,323 --> 01:24:07,953 I need a drink. Yeah, so do I. 1668 01:24:08,025 --> 01:24:09,995 Do you want to go for a drink? Yes, I do. 1669 01:24:10,093 --> 01:24:11,253 Sort it out! 1670 01:24:26,611 --> 01:24:27,551 Get off. 1671 01:24:29,312 --> 01:24:31,482 I just think you need a doctor. Yeah, I-- Yeah. 1672 01:24:50,467 --> 01:24:53,067 Spiders, really? Hmm. Yeah. 1673 01:24:53,436 --> 01:24:55,306 Uh, you... you destroyed my restaurant. 1674 01:24:56,339 --> 01:24:58,479 It's an early-bird special diner now. 1675 01:24:59,209 --> 01:25:00,609 So, yeah, spiders. 1676 01:25:02,013 --> 01:25:04,213 Well, I'm very sorry about your restaurant. 1677 01:25:07,317 --> 01:25:08,917 I'm sorry about your face. 1678 01:25:10,988 --> 01:25:12,628 Thank you. Yeah. 1679 01:25:13,057 --> 01:25:14,787 - Does it hurt? - Yeah. 1680 01:25:15,325 --> 01:25:16,755 It looks really stupid. 1681 01:25:18,129 --> 01:25:19,829 I'm very aware of that. 1682 01:25:21,398 --> 01:25:23,268 Your cardigan looks stupid. 1683 01:25:30,540 --> 01:25:34,150 Seems like, uh, Lauren and Sarah really hit it off. 1684 01:25:34,444 --> 01:25:37,414 - Mm. - Right? 1685 01:25:37,514 --> 01:25:38,574 I bet they're having a good laugh 1686 01:25:39,083 --> 01:25:41,383 at our expense right now. Oh, I don't think they're laughing. 1687 01:25:42,318 --> 01:25:44,258 Mm! 1688 01:25:44,421 --> 01:25:45,361 Mm! 1689 01:25:47,024 --> 01:25:50,654 Oh, uh... Oh wowzers. Oh, no. 1690 01:25:51,294 --> 01:25:53,424 I just need Alan to realize that he's enough. 1691 01:25:54,065 --> 01:25:55,165 He's more than enough. 1692 01:25:55,265 --> 01:25:56,565 I mean, Brian's had his own business 1693 01:25:56,634 --> 01:25:57,564 since he was 21. 1694 01:25:57,635 --> 01:25:59,365 I have no idea what he's trying to prove. 1695 01:25:59,436 --> 01:26:00,906 Idiots! It's ridiculous. 1696 01:26:01,839 --> 01:26:02,739 God. 1697 01:26:06,309 --> 01:26:07,679 D'you know... 1698 01:26:11,082 --> 01:26:13,252 I realize I got way too obsessed. 1699 01:26:16,187 --> 01:26:17,957 Not just about a preschool spot, 1700 01:26:18,321 --> 01:26:19,991 even though that is very important... 1701 01:26:20,891 --> 01:26:21,791 but also... 1702 01:26:22,827 --> 01:26:25,327 I just want Dylan to have everything that you have. 1703 01:26:26,897 --> 01:26:29,167 And I... I feel like such a fraud 1704 01:26:29,600 --> 01:26:31,340 trying to get him into a school that's so different 1705 01:26:31,401 --> 01:26:33,271 to anything that I had growing up. 1706 01:26:37,474 --> 01:26:39,374 You've earned everything you got. 1707 01:26:41,812 --> 01:26:42,512 You went out there, 1708 01:26:42,880 --> 01:26:44,380 and you built something for yourself, that's... 1709 01:26:44,447 --> 01:26:47,447 It's impressive. 1710 01:26:48,351 --> 01:26:51,761 Me, I'm just... I'm just good at seeming impressive. 1711 01:26:52,288 --> 01:26:53,388 Mm! 1712 01:26:53,456 --> 01:26:56,326 When I met Alan, we fell in love so quickly, 1713 01:26:56,459 --> 01:26:59,259 and we tried for babies for a long time. 1714 01:27:00,164 --> 01:27:01,294 And IVF. 1715 01:27:01,364 --> 01:27:03,334 And then we were told, "No, not possible." 1716 01:27:03,433 --> 01:27:05,063 And I was 39 and terrified. 1717 01:27:05,301 --> 01:27:08,041 So, we stopped trying, and moved on with our lives. 1718 01:27:08,239 --> 01:27:10,509 Hmm. And then, out of the blue... 1719 01:27:11,575 --> 01:27:14,575 Grace, our little miracle arrived. 1720 01:27:16,513 --> 01:27:18,013 Grace has got to be better than me. 1721 01:27:19,482 --> 01:27:20,652 She's gonna carve her own path. 1722 01:27:20,718 --> 01:27:23,388 She's not gonna depend on the good fortune 1723 01:27:23,486 --> 01:27:25,856 of others to find her way, no. 1724 01:27:27,024 --> 01:27:28,824 No. 1725 01:27:28,893 --> 01:27:32,053 Well, it looks like we just want the same thing. Yeah. 1726 01:27:32,362 --> 01:27:34,002 What's best for our children. 1727 01:27:35,498 --> 01:27:37,368 It's not an easy thing to figure out though, is it? 1728 01:27:37,433 --> 01:27:40,533 No. Nope, not at all. Yeah. 1729 01:27:40,805 --> 01:27:42,435 This whole preschool thing, 1730 01:27:42,807 --> 01:27:44,837 it's given me quite a bit of anxiety. 1731 01:27:44,909 --> 01:27:45,609 Yeah. 1732 01:27:46,076 --> 01:27:48,346 It's the beginning of them getting older, isn't it? 1733 01:27:48,444 --> 01:27:50,574 Yeah. 1734 01:27:51,248 --> 01:27:52,588 I never thought I'd be the type of mother 1735 01:27:52,650 --> 01:27:53,850 to get weepy about this kind of thing. 1736 01:27:53,951 --> 01:27:56,091 But I... I like my Gracie being at home with me 1737 01:27:56,153 --> 01:27:58,013 all the time. Uh, she's my best friend. 1738 01:27:58,088 --> 01:27:59,028 Isn't that pathetic? 1739 01:27:59,322 --> 01:28:02,092 It's not pathetic at all. They're our babies. 1740 01:28:02,760 --> 01:28:05,260 But let's just remember, it's just preschool. 1741 01:28:05,328 --> 01:28:08,068 Hmm. They're still gonna need us for everything else. 1742 01:28:08,566 --> 01:28:11,566 And hey, why don't you take those five extra hours a day, 1743 01:28:11,635 --> 01:28:13,665 and do something that you love? 1744 01:28:13,904 --> 01:28:17,274 I don't know what that is anymore. Yeah, me neither. 1745 01:28:17,842 --> 01:28:20,682 But... we could figure it out together. 1746 01:28:22,512 --> 01:28:24,882 You know, Dylan has just as good a shot as Grace 1747 01:28:24,949 --> 01:28:27,149 at getting into that school. Money is not everything. 1748 01:28:27,218 --> 01:28:29,118 Oh, I know. I know that. 1749 01:28:30,588 --> 01:28:31,688 The more I've gotten to know you, 1750 01:28:31,789 --> 01:28:35,829 the more I know that to be true. 1751 01:28:35,926 --> 01:28:38,866 Yeah, well, I'm sure Grace enjoys her big house. 1752 01:28:38,963 --> 01:28:41,423 Ah, I just never felt comfortable there, you know? 1753 01:28:41,497 --> 01:28:42,897 It just doesn't feel like home. 1754 01:28:42,967 --> 01:28:44,797 It's... Smelly. 1755 01:28:44,935 --> 01:28:47,905 It's what? What were you gonna say about the house? 1756 01:28:48,339 --> 01:28:49,309 What were you gonna say about...? 1757 01:28:49,472 --> 01:28:50,942 I said "smelly." But what were you gonna say? 1758 01:28:51,041 --> 01:28:54,051 What do you mean, "smelly"? 'Cause your house is a bit smelly. 1759 01:28:55,646 --> 01:28:57,916 Smelly drapes. Hmm? 1760 01:28:58,282 --> 01:28:59,852 I said you've got smelly drapes. 1761 01:28:59,917 --> 01:29:01,647 - You smelled my drapes? - Yeah. 1762 01:29:01,785 --> 01:29:04,885 Why... why... why would you... why would you do that? 1763 01:29:05,488 --> 01:29:06,888 I just smell things. 1764 01:29:12,796 --> 01:29:18,136 Please. No... no, honestly. 1765 01:29:41,524 --> 01:29:44,694 Oh, Alan, you look terrible. 1766 01:29:44,795 --> 01:29:48,165 And... and... and... you look very fancy, Roze. 1767 01:29:48,265 --> 01:29:49,525 Um, uh... 1768 01:29:56,774 --> 01:29:57,704 What? 1769 01:30:11,121 --> 01:30:13,931 Come on, love. There we go. 1770 01:30:14,825 --> 01:30:15,725 Good girl. 1771 01:30:17,428 --> 01:30:18,828 - Hiya. - Hi! 1772 01:30:18,929 --> 01:30:19,929 Moment of truth. 1773 01:30:20,064 --> 01:30:23,994 No hard feelings either way. 1774 01:30:25,202 --> 01:30:28,742 Gracie, Dylan, this way. We're going to that school. 1775 01:30:28,973 --> 01:30:30,273 - Come on. - Come on. 1776 01:30:30,341 --> 01:30:32,581 Here we go. What do you think of that place, Dylan? 1777 01:30:32,643 --> 01:30:34,173 It's all right. 1778 01:31:06,477 --> 01:31:07,907 Right, uh... 1779 01:31:10,381 --> 01:31:11,681 Mrs. Lawrence, what is it? 1780 01:31:12,616 --> 01:31:14,046 Is something wrong? You okay? 1781 01:31:14,118 --> 01:31:16,518 Oh, I... I'm very sorry for keeping you waiting. 1782 01:31:16,587 --> 01:31:18,517 And, um... 1783 01:31:20,090 --> 01:31:23,760 Well, I... I... I'm even sorrier for what I'm about to tell you. 1784 01:31:25,929 --> 01:31:27,999 There's no longer an open slot. 1785 01:31:28,298 --> 01:31:29,338 It's been filled. 1786 01:31:29,566 --> 01:31:31,966 I... I'm so sorry for disappointing all of you. 1787 01:31:32,036 --> 01:31:34,736 Uh, it's... it's nothing to do with your children. 1788 01:31:35,139 --> 01:31:36,939 No, un... unfortunately... 1789 01:31:38,008 --> 01:31:39,608 nepotism has reared its ugly head, 1790 01:31:39,676 --> 01:31:40,876 and the owner is sending her niece 1791 01:31:41,111 --> 01:31:43,621 who's just moved down here with her family from Cambridge. 1792 01:31:43,680 --> 01:31:45,250 I'm so sorry. 1793 01:32:04,168 --> 01:32:06,438 - Wow. - Mm! Um... 1794 01:32:06,503 --> 01:32:09,233 Who's the owner? My mother-in-law. 1795 01:32:12,576 --> 01:32:13,676 Yeah. Right, okay. 1796 01:32:13,744 --> 01:32:16,014 Shall we? Thanks then. 1797 01:32:16,680 --> 01:32:18,550 It's been fun, Sylvia. Thank you. 1798 01:32:19,083 --> 01:32:23,083 Okay, Grace, time to go. All right, Gracie. 1799 01:32:24,988 --> 01:32:28,528 Uh, excuse me. Um, Excuse me. Where are our children? 1800 01:32:29,159 --> 01:32:31,659 I don't understand. They were just here. 1801 01:32:31,728 --> 01:32:33,728 Nope, not anymore. I had to take a call. 1802 01:32:33,797 --> 01:32:37,167 Uh, so sorry. Uh, they can't be far. 1803 01:32:37,234 --> 01:32:37,934 Uh, excuse me, mate. 1804 01:32:38,102 --> 01:32:39,642 Did you see a girl and a boy leave here? 1805 01:32:39,736 --> 01:32:41,866 Yeah, they left a few minutes ago. 1806 01:32:41,972 --> 01:32:44,182 - You didn't find that strange? - Look around. 1807 01:32:44,576 --> 01:32:46,106 Everything about this place is strange. 1808 01:32:46,210 --> 01:32:47,580 Okay, uh, where did they go? 1809 01:32:47,644 --> 01:32:49,574 Uh, I think they found their way to Julie. 1810 01:32:49,680 --> 01:32:51,350 Well, who's Julie? Hopscotch. 1811 01:32:51,448 --> 01:32:52,748 Oh. Oh, that's the, uh... 1812 01:33:07,097 --> 01:33:09,967 Oh! Watch your head, mate. 1813 01:33:10,801 --> 01:33:13,041 There you go. Good work. 1814 01:33:13,237 --> 01:33:16,607 Excuse me. Oh, great. There you are. 1815 01:33:16,773 --> 01:33:19,003 Uh, we have a couple of very cute kids 1816 01:33:19,076 --> 01:33:21,106 who I think might belong to you guys? 1817 01:33:21,211 --> 01:33:22,111 Yes! Yes! 1818 01:33:22,179 --> 01:33:24,119 They're just through there. Oh, thank God. 1819 01:33:24,181 --> 01:33:24,951 Thank you. Thanks. 1820 01:33:25,048 --> 01:33:26,488 They've only been here for a moment, 1821 01:33:26,551 --> 01:33:28,491 but they have jumped right in. 1822 01:33:28,553 --> 01:33:29,983 Look at that. 1823 01:33:30,053 --> 01:33:32,953 I'm Julie. Oh, sorry. I'm Julie. 1824 01:33:33,023 --> 01:33:34,823 I was gonna go next door to find you, 1825 01:33:34,892 --> 01:33:36,562 but you saved me the track. Well, we thank you 1826 01:33:36,628 --> 01:33:37,958 for... for looking after the kids, Julie. Yeah. 1827 01:33:38,028 --> 01:33:40,128 Oh, no worries. How did you know we were next door? 1828 01:33:40,197 --> 01:33:42,227 Oh, you would be surprised how often this happens 1829 01:33:42,299 --> 01:33:44,269 during Puggsley's registration season. 1830 01:33:44,535 --> 01:33:45,465 Really? Really? 1831 01:33:45,570 --> 01:33:47,110 Yeah. I mean, don't get me wrong, 1832 01:33:47,171 --> 01:33:50,081 I think they're running a very impressive institution 1833 01:33:50,140 --> 01:33:50,840 over there. 1834 01:33:51,074 --> 01:33:53,674 But, you know, not right for every child. 1835 01:33:53,744 --> 01:33:54,704 Hmm. Hmm. 1836 01:33:54,778 --> 01:33:55,678 If you'll excuse me, 1837 01:33:55,846 --> 01:33:56,976 I'd better go prep a few activities. 1838 01:33:57,047 --> 01:33:58,847 But feel free to walk around. 1839 01:33:58,949 --> 01:34:00,349 Thank you. Thank you. 1840 01:34:01,151 --> 01:34:03,891 "Get up. It's time to do your puzzle." 1841 01:34:03,954 --> 01:34:06,784 "Come on, math equations are fun." 1842 01:34:06,857 --> 01:34:09,497 "We want you to be strong and smart 1843 01:34:09,561 --> 01:34:11,061 so you could be the best!" 1844 01:34:11,495 --> 01:34:13,295 "What about playing hide and seek?" 1845 01:34:13,397 --> 01:34:16,937 "No hide and seek. Hide and seek is for dumb kids." 1846 01:34:17,768 --> 01:34:19,768 "But I want to ride my bike." 1847 01:34:19,870 --> 01:34:22,510 "After you learn how to be an astronaut." 1848 01:34:22,574 --> 01:34:24,134 "Don't you want to be the best?" 1849 01:34:24,208 --> 01:34:27,548 "You've got to put in the work if you're going to be the best." 1850 01:34:27,645 --> 01:34:29,275 "Okay, Dad, you're right." 1851 01:34:29,346 --> 01:34:32,546 - "I want to be the best." - "That's my girl!" 1852 01:34:32,617 --> 01:34:34,017 Oh, you found us! 1853 01:34:34,151 --> 01:34:35,621 Hey, that was great! That was great, honey. 1854 01:34:35,687 --> 01:34:39,487 What a performance! Hello, kid. That was brilliant. 1855 01:34:39,624 --> 01:34:41,124 Come on, lad. 1856 01:34:41,258 --> 01:34:44,028 It was, uh-- It was-- It was wonderful, darling. 1857 01:34:48,865 --> 01:34:50,265 So, what'd you think of the place? 1858 01:34:50,334 --> 01:34:52,234 I mean, it... it does look like a lot of fun. 1859 01:34:52,336 --> 01:34:54,636 Yeah. We want them to love to learn. 1860 01:34:54,706 --> 01:34:57,536 Just like us, they're pushed too hard, 1861 01:34:57,609 --> 01:35:00,949 we get burnt out and bitter and we quit. 1862 01:35:01,011 --> 01:35:02,751 We don't want that. Agreed. 1863 01:35:02,813 --> 01:35:05,143 To burn out by the age of six would be very tragic. 1864 01:35:05,215 --> 01:35:05,945 Hmm. Yeah. 1865 01:35:06,416 --> 01:35:08,346 What do we need to do to get our kids into the school? 1866 01:35:08,418 --> 01:35:09,418 Oh, you just sign up. 1867 01:35:09,486 --> 01:35:11,016 You just sign up? That's it? 1868 01:35:11,088 --> 01:35:13,158 Yeah. And then I put together a monthly schedule 1869 01:35:13,223 --> 01:35:14,723 so you know what your kids are up to. 1870 01:35:14,858 --> 01:35:16,998 Uh... can we leave them here? 1871 01:35:17,060 --> 01:35:19,500 Well, we can sign you all up, and then... 1872 01:35:19,796 --> 01:35:20,996 come and pick them up at 04:00? 1873 01:35:21,064 --> 01:35:22,794 Okay. Thank you, Julie. Okay. 1874 01:35:22,866 --> 01:35:25,396 Wow. 1875 01:35:27,104 --> 01:35:28,504 I want to play here. 1876 01:36:30,934 --> 01:36:34,934 By the power vested in me by... the Internet... 1877 01:36:36,808 --> 01:36:39,548 ...I now pronounce you husband and wife! 1878 01:36:39,610 --> 01:36:40,980 Kiss me, you hairy beast! 1879 01:36:45,783 --> 01:36:47,583 I can't believe we're family! 1880 01:36:47,884 --> 01:36:50,584 We're family! 1881 01:36:50,655 --> 01:36:54,725 Well, no, love, definitely not family at all, is he? 1882 01:36:54,792 --> 01:36:56,232 No matter what. 1883 01:38:28,485 --> 01:38:30,585 Oh, hello. Guess what? 1884 01:38:30,922 --> 01:38:33,662 This morning, I've been a very big boy, 1885 01:38:34,024 --> 01:38:35,654 or a very big monkey, 1886 01:38:35,793 --> 01:38:38,563 and I put on my nappy all by myself! 1887 01:38:38,896 --> 01:38:41,596 Do you want to do that too? I bet you do. 1888 01:38:41,666 --> 01:38:42,836 'Cause sometimes... 1889 01:38:43,099 --> 01:38:46,469 your grown-ups might be a bit too busy to help you. 1890 01:38:46,536 --> 01:38:51,136 So, you can impress them by putting it through one leg, 1891 01:38:51,576 --> 01:38:56,646 and then the other, and then pulling it up really... 1892 01:38:57,748 --> 01:39:01,248 slowly, so it's nice and tight. 1893 01:39:01,318 --> 01:39:05,118 Flap it over like that. Flap it over like that. 1894 01:39:05,188 --> 01:39:08,598 And then breathe in. 1895 01:39:08,726 --> 01:39:10,856 And then make sure that 1896 01:39:10,928 --> 01:39:13,398 nothing can escape from the other side. 1897 01:39:13,497 --> 01:39:14,897 Otherwise, you'll have 1898 01:39:14,966 --> 01:39:16,966 a very wet pair of legs. 1899 01:39:17,033 --> 01:39:18,293 But I haven't! 1900 01:39:18,368 --> 01:39:20,438 I've got two lovely great big legs 1901 01:39:20,504 --> 01:39:23,434 that are nice and dry, and so have you! 1902 01:39:23,507 --> 01:39:26,577 So, look, we're dressed. Isn't that brilliant?