[Music Playing]
[Tv Playing] 'America is a place where all things are possible.'
'Struggle and progress.'
'The times that we were told that we can't..'
'People pressed on with that American creed. Yes we can.'
We appreciate.
'At a time when women's voices were silenced..'
'..and their hopes dismissed.'
'She lived to see them stand up and speak out and reach for the ballot.'
'Yes, we can.' - 'Yes, we can.'
'When there was despair in the dust bowl..'
'..and depression across the land..'
'..she saw a nation conquer fear itself with a new deal, new jobs..'
'..a new sense of common purpose.'
'Yes, we can.' - 'Yes, we can.'
'Yes, we can.'
Who is this?
Obama.
'And tyranny threatened the world, she was there..'
What?
[Laughing]
Obama. Barrack Obama.
Whose mama? - What is he saying?
He is saying..
.. "Yes, we can do it."
Really? Even we can do it.
[Laughing]
But you have to admit..
..that America has progressed a lot.
Even kids speak English there.
Yes. - Of course.
America is heaven.
The life there, the people..
..the ladies.
They, are too good. too good.
And Mr. Obama.
He has the qualities of Superman and Lord Hanuman.
It's too much. Fantastic.
So why don't you go and join Mr. Obama in America?
Why waste time in India? Are you planning to buy the Taj Mahal?
Look, these are times of recession.
And our boss is broke already.
So it is best that you go to America, to Mr. Obama.
I will go one day. I will.
Make as much fun as you want.
But mark my words. You'll come to see me off at the airport.
[Dog Barking In Distance]
Has a dog barged in?
You forgot? This is boss' secret code to enter.
Sallu, get up. Boss is here. Get up.
[Dogs Barking]
[Sighs]
Who called up the merchant?
I did, boss.
Call him again. I'll speak to him.
We'll have to call from a public phone.
The outgoing calls on the mobile has been barred.
Is your mobile still working? - No.
What did he say?
Well.. - What?
He's willing to pay only Rs.10,000.
We had asked Rs. 2 lakhs and he is offering Rs. 10,000?
Is he paying ransom or charity?
Has the merchant gone crazy?
Or he doesn't care about his son?
He said he can't pay the amount due to recession. Asked us to adjust.
Recession?
Darn this recession.
Haven't seen recession like this in my entire career.
Can't even get ransom for kidnapping?
Demand protection money and they want to borrow from you.
Recession.
This recession has really spoiled our reputation.
If you don't mind, can I say something, boss?
We had to lose our reputation.
We only threaten, but do nothing.
If you want to expand the business, then we must kill a few.
This will instill fear in them.
You're talking nonsense.
Learn to listen to others.
He's right.
What were you saying about business?
Expand.
Meaning progress.
Scientist.
Learn from him. He is an educated man.
He's right.
Shoot the merchant's son.
We also have a reputation to keep.
Kill him. Who will do it?
I will do it, boss.
Boss, I.. - I will.
If you permit me, shall I do it, boss?
This will get me started as well. - Why?
You haven't murdered anyone yet?
Boss, never got an opportunity.
There was a time..
..when even our cooks and gardeners..
..had committed three to four murders each.
Now my men don't even get a chance to kill people.
Go. You do it. - As you wish, boss.
Why risk it with a first timer?
Boss, Pratap..
Anni will do it. You got that?
It's been a while now. Wonder why Anni is taking so long.
It was hardly a job.
Don't know about Anni, but why are you spoiling the fun?
What did I do?
You broke wind, you idiot. Go away.
Why do you eat so much if you can't digest?
I ate just fine.
It's just that I am a bit constipated.
There he goes again. How disgusting.
Why don't you see a doctor?
There was a built up of pressure. I did it.
I didn't commit a crime.
Completely ruined our drinking.
We're here to do a job. Not to smell you.
Next time we are not bringing him along.
Who will decide that?
You will do what boss orders.
Yes, as the boss orders us. It's because of your boss..
..that we've been sitting here since morning.
Why did he have to assign this to a novice like Anni?
Sometimes, boss behaves so immaturely.
Had it been for me, we would be home by now.
Wonder what Anni must be up to over there.
[Gun Firing]
What happened?
There.
Let's go.
It's Anni who is crying.
Wonder what has happened.
Look. Look. - Be careful. Watch it.
Watch it.
[Music Continues]
What did you do?
Show me.
I am hurt badly.
Where is the boy?
He ran away.
Where did he go? - He ran away.
Don't shout.
My gun blew up. My gun blew up.
Be quiet.
It's all because of boss.
Shut up. Don't blame boss for this.
Tie his wrist.
Stop the bleeding.
Pratap, what is the matter with you today?
Tie his wrist.
[Music Continues]
[Tv Playing] 'America is bleeding.'
'There is blood on the floor.'
'The country has been hit by a financial tsunami.'
'Throwing the US economy under severe recession.'
'The bubble has burst. Stock markets have plummeted.'
'Banks and financial institutions have gone bankrupt.'
'Crash on the Wall Street is destroying lives..
..on the main street.'
'All businesses have devastated.'
'Millions are set to lose their jobs.'
'Thousands have been forced out of their homes.'
'The great American dream..'
'..has turned into a greater American nightmare.'
Om?
Are you okay? - Yes, I'm okay.
What are you doing here?
Nothing. Just..
Some accounting.
What's this?
Bank's notice.
Another one?
What does it say?
Read it, Ritu.
Read it.
Haven't paid mortgage installments for months.
If we don't clear up the dues in 30 days..
..we will have to vacate the house.
What?
100,000 dollars?
In 30 days?
Are they nuts?
How will we manage so much money in such a short time, Om?
I have no idea.
Everything is finished, Ritu.
Everything's gone.
Bank balance, business, our stores, everything.
We have nothing left.
Whatever we made in 15 years is lost in a flash in this recession.
Why did I take all these loans?
15 years ago, didn't we come here empty-handed?
We will work hard again.
Everything will be alright.
Please don't lose hope.
Yes.
What's this?
Where are you going?
India.
What?
Ritu, we have lost everything here. But in India..
India? What is over there in India?
Our ancestral house.
Dad used to joke that one day that property will come in handy.
I think the day has come.
And then, how long will uncle take care of it alone?
Eventually, we'll have to sell it.
So we might as well do it now. Now is the time, Ritu.
You really think we must sell it?
That is dad's last memento.
How can you.. - So what, Ritu?
What is the point of hanging on to it?
We lost the stores. I was okay with it.
Bank balance and car gone. I'm okay with it.
But what's the use if we lose our home as well?
After 15 years, we couldn't even build a home for our kids.
What's the point in hanging on to that mansion?
But..
No ifs or buts. Do we have a choice?
30 days. That's all we have.
[Airplanes Approaching]
[Music Continues]
Hi, Uncle. How are you?
I am fine, dear.
Finally, you remembered us after seven years?
I was wondering if I would be able to see you at all.
Uncle, please don't say that.
Come on. - Come, Son.
He's here.
Look your uncle has come. Say hello.
Hello, Uncle. - You too.
May God bless you with peace and happiness. Have a long life.
How are you Aunty Rama? - Bless you.
I am fine. Why didn't you bring Ritu and the kids along?
I will bring them next time. - Okay.
You're visiting after seven years. - Hold this.
Who knows when you'll come next? - I'll come soon, Aunty Rukhmini.
How are you? - I am absolutely fine.
Did you recognize him?
Not really.
Touch his feet. - Take a guess.
Uncle, bless me. - That's Kanhaiyalal..
- your nephew. - Kanhaiya?
Come here. He's a big boy now.
Hello, Brother Om. - How are you, Brother Basant?
We are also here, Mr. Om Shastri.
Brother Vishambhar, been dyeing your hair?
Yes. Yes. Only you have the blessings of the youth..
..except everyone else.
Here, Brother. Have some sweets. - Come on have it.
I don't like sweets. Only a little bit.
Enough now.
Will you keep him out here or let him in?
Yes, come in. - Come on.
Yes. Kanhaiya.
Bring the luggage.
How are you, Aunty Rukhmini? - I'm fine.
Come in.
Is there a wedding in the house? So many guests are here.
Aunty Rama, Brother Vishambhar and all?
No. No one is a guest here. - Then?
They all live here.
Now this is their home.
All of them are victims of circumstances, Om.
One only helps his family members.
And Goddess of wealth has blessed you.
The more you share, the more it grows for you.
'Learn English. Go to America.'
Have you done the homework? - No, I haven't.
I thought I'll copy it from you.
My handwriting is not so good.
Good morning, Brother Anni. - Good morning.
What's the matter, Kanhaiya? smelling great.
Just wait a few more days. I'll make sure you smell great, too.
You are talking big today. What's the matter?
There is a great news.
What's going on? Tell me.
Uncle Om has come.
Obama? From America?
No. Uncle Om.
Om Shastri, from America? - Yes.
He is here? - Yes.
Your uncle? - Yes.
He has agreed to take me along to America. Isn't it a great news?
Kanhaiya, can you please introduce me to him?
You had promised, remember?
For the sake of our friendship.
My passport is ready as well. Let's go right now.
Not right now. Come tomorrow morning at the temple. - Why?
That would be the best time.
Will you really introduce me? Just do me this favor.
And I will do anything for you. Okay? Just one meeting.
Somehow. - I will get it done.
I swear.
Thank you, Brother. Thank you very much.
Can you give me Rs.100?
Why?
I have to buy coffee for uncle. He doesn't drink tea.
Really? - Yes.
That's no problem. Here. No big deal about coffee.
You just get my job done.
Once in America, our life will be so great. -Right.
And you get amazing jeans there.
And you know what? They're flying those things these days.
Do you know that? They are wonderful.. - Hello.
You long hair..
And lanky fellow.
Stand where you are sitting.
Teacher enter. No notice?
Full insulting?
You mother-fathers manners, this?
Sir, the matter is..
Speak in English.
This English coaching.
Not a local language.
Actually, talk was that..
Full stop.
Sorry, sir. - Sorry's baby.
You together thinking.
English speaking is like a rice plate eating?
No.
Never. Not.
English speaking not a children play.
English speaking like an Undertaker play.
Taj Mahal create.
Taj Mahal create? - Yes.
Again time.
Careful.
Again time this behavior.
So touch to my fingerprint you cheek.
So big cheek. You cheek.
Red-red cheek.
Understand? - Yes.
The postman, the busy man, the collector letter from the fever.
Student chatterbox.
Shut up.
God, are you testing me?
I'll have to ask my own people to leave so I could save my house?
Find a way.
Don't test me so badly.
Kanhaiya, this early?
I had to introduce you to someone.
Okay. Who is it?
This is Anni. Come on, Anni.
Enter.
Hello.
Good morning, sir.
I am Anand Prakash Ram Prakash Rastogi.
Little name Anni.
This is for you, flowers and coffee.
Good morning. Who is this? - Anni.
Sir, I've heard a lot about you.
I would tell Kanhaiya every year. Right, Kanhaiya?
To introduce me to you whenever you come.
And look. We meet in God's house. Very lucky.
I know. That's fine. But what do you want?
Sir, what else can be the purpose of meeting an American?
My passport is ready. Learning English too.
If you accept my passport along with Kanhaiya's..
..I would really appreciate it from the bottom of my heart.
I have seen all Hollywood films. It's my childhood hobby.
Rocky Part 1, 2, 3, 4.
Okay? Take Rambo Part 1, 2, 3, 4.
And, sir, First Blood Part 1, 2, 3, 4.
I only watch CNN and listen to Obama all the time.
That's all fine. But how can I take you?
I mean, please.
Sir, please. - What are you doing? Let go of my feet.
It's my dream. - Please. I'll fall down. What are you doing?
I'll fall. - It's my dream to go to America.
Let go. Let go of my feet.
I was born only to go to America. - Let go.
No, sir. No, sir. - Leave me alone.
Kanhaiya, what are you thinking? Don't you want to go to America?
Get him away. - No. No, sir. - Kanhaiya.
For the sake of our friendship.
Leave me alone.
I won't - Kanhaiya, pull him away. Pull.
Sir, please. - Okay.
Okay. I will take you to America.
I knew you won't disappoint me.
I hope you didn't get hurt. - I'm okay.
Kanhaiya.
The merchant didn't give us ransom, but gave bribe to the police.
Now the police are after our life.
Until we don't pay them off, they will continue to trouble us.
Why don't you pay the cops off, boss?
Where is the money to pay?
There are no bullets in the revolver.
No petrol in our jeep.
Our outgoing calls are barred. You know that, right?
Pay the cops.
Spoke with many people. Even requested them.
But everyone says the same thing. Recession.
Where the heck did this recession come from?
It came from America, boss.
What?
From America.
From America?
Why did they have to send their disease to us?
That's what they do. First they create a disease..
..and then they put it on a plane and send it to the rest of world.
Half the problems of the world are gifts from America.
Really?
Is this what your America is like?
You used to praise it a lot.
Why would he tell the truth? He's going there only in a few days.
Won't you tell the boss?
He is going to his beloved Mr. Obama.
When?
Boss, I had been planning for years.
You know NRI, MR. Om Shastri who has a big ancestral home?
He's here from America.
I am trying.
With your blessings, this time hopefully my job will be done.
Yes. It will happen.
100 percent.
[Tv Playing] 'For the first time since July 2006..'
'..the Sensex has gone below 10,000.'
Excuse me.
Mr. Kailash Aggarwal?
Yes, that's me. And you?
I'm Om Shastri.
Spoke to you over the phone.
So, how much are you expecting for the house?
I think it should be no less than half a million dollars.
It should be at least to Rs. 2.25 crores.
Around Rs. 2.25 crores?
I should think so.
Even the Taj Mahal won't fetch that much.
For you it's so easy to say.
Real estate is really in the dumps. What do I tell you?
Why don't you give it a try?
I mean try it. We can negotiate the price.
Sir, there is no buyer in the market.
There's no use trying.
Just look at the share markets.
It has dropped from 25,000 points to 8,000 points.
Thanks to you Americans.
Take my advice. Go back to America.
And forget about selling the house.
[Song Playing Over Radio]
Stop it. Stop it.
You need a lift, sir. Where do you want to go?
Yes. Up to next crossing. The bus must be coming.
The bus won't come today.
Won't come? Why?
Someone stole all its four tires last night.
Now it is parked on bricks.
Who stole it?
The bus conductor is a suspect.
Will find out only after investigation whether..
..he did it or the police.
Come, sir. We are going in the same direction. Come on.
No. No. Will wait for another bus. Thank you.
Sir, come on. You can pay us what you would give on the bus.
Come on, now. Get in. I won't harm you.
Get in. Come on. - Thank you.
[Song Playing Over Radio]
Thank you. - Welcome.
It's been a while since we had sweets in this house.
Here. - It seems happiness..
..will return to this house.
Bichchu, prepare mutton tonight? - Great.
Yes, boss. It's been a year since we ate mutton.
Cook it today. - Sure.
Do you know who is responsible for all this?
Little Obama. American tourist. Michael Jackson.
It's all due to our educated and smart young boy.
Your plans of going to America have changed our fortunes forever.
Scientist.
Boss, I understand the scientist aspect.
But I still don't get it. All these sweets etc.
You innocent son of a gun. Come here. You won't understand.
Just go look inside and see what you have achieved.
Give me a cigarette.
America, America are brothers.
Mr. Shastri?
Boss, there has been a mistake. Whom did you kidnap?
He is the one who.. - Yes. I know.
He is the one who's taking you to America.
Tell me one thing. Why do you want to go America?
Want to make dollars? Right? Careful.
And what if the dollars come walking right to your doorstep?
Then why would you want to go to America?
You can keep watching Mr. Obama on TV.
And keep counting your dollars like this. - What's this nonsense?
This is not right, boss. Let him go.
No. This is wrong.
Let him go? Are you out of your mind?
I have waited seven years for this man.
I have been eagerly waiting for this man.
For how long can we survive with small ransoms?
I have my own life.
I have to make it big. To be part of the elite.
Half of my life is almost gone.
Now you want to snatch away my retirement insurance?
Have you gone nuts? Wait.
Look. Do you know who this person is?
Dhananjay Singh.
Dhananjay Singh. A cabinet minister.
We both started our careers at the same time.
He runs the biggest gang in the state, with respect and pride.
Don't I have the desire?
To roam around in a car with red beacon?
To contest elections. To break chairs in the parliament.
Will I fulfill my dreams by kidnapping beggars?
Good.
Rs. 50 crores. Om Shastri is worth Rs. 50 crores at least.
Rs. 5 crores. How much? One, two, three, four, five..
Our lives will change for the better.
I am thinking about our future and you want me to let him go?
But, boss..
No ifs or buts. Get out of your American fantasy.
And listen, you all.
I don't want any problem in this deal. Do you understand?
And if someone blows it, then you will see..
Let me know who is with me on this.
[Door Opens]
Good morning, sir. We welcome you.
I want to inform you that you have been officially kidnapped.
Please be seated, sir.
There is no danger to you here.
Now if you promise not to scream..
..I'll remove the tape off your mouth so you can eat something.
Okay, sir?
Who are you people?
Why have you kidnapped me?
Let me go. Please let me go home. Please.
How can you people kidnap anyone like this?
Sir, I told you, we have kidnapped you.
It will be better if you co-operate.
What do you mean by co-operating? You let me go.
Help. Help.
I want to go.
Help.
Why damage your throat, sir? Easy.
Have some water.
You are a smart man. Why behave like kids?
There's no point shouting. No one will come to save you.
Try to understand, sir.
Who are you people? And why me..
I tell you there has been a mistake.
There must be some misunderstanding.
Please let me go..
You won't get anything by kidnapping me.
Sir, we're ready to answer all your questions.
Just have some food first.
Please. - You haven't eaten anything since last night.
Sir, please try to co-operate a little.
Sir, fish liking. Chicken liking.
Chicken please.
Sir, five star hotel.
Army Cantonment Road. Very expensive food, sir.
Sir, this is salad.
Tell me one thing, Anni.
How will this ransom money come?
Will it be in rupees or in dollars?
I hope it comes in rupees. What will we do with dollars?
We'll get Rs. 5 crores in hard cash.
I think this amount will come directly from the American embassy.
You think so? - Yes.
Isn't it, Anni?
Anni, you talk to Mr. Shastri.
Get his wife's number and call her, so we can move the matter ahead.
Yes, boss. We should start threatening them.
Threats won't work here. - Why not?
It's America. It's not that easy.
Here we threaten and they will send the FBI after us.
What is FBI?
FBI is America's police.
Once they come after you, they don't leave you.
You remember Saddam?
Who? Shakeel's son? You know what he was saying the other day.
Boss, Saddam. One from Iraq. Hussein.
He tried to hide in a gutter. But FBI dragged him out of that too.
He is absolutely right. FBI is very notorious.
Actually, Saddam Hussein had a feud with that person.
What was his name, Anni? The one who was hit by a shoe?
Bush. - Bush.
Bush. - Bush?
Bush and Saddam had enmity for generations.
Bush's father too had issues with Saddam.
Father's name was also Bush. Right, Anni? - Yes. - Bush?
Then boss, entire world tried to stop Bush.
But he sent the FBI after him, and one day they found him.
First Bush got him checked by a doctor, and then got him hanged.
Who? Bush?
Saddam. Saddam Hussein.
Take this away.
So how are we going to get the ransom?
Boss, it is simple. We'll have to request.
We'll have to deal with him like qualified people.
We will have to make him believe..
..that there is no other way out except paying the ransom.
Only then we will get the money.
It will take some time, but it will get done.
What an intelligent kid. If you had met me before..
..I would have at least become an MLA.
You make a request. Take your time. But remember.
He is an American. The news has reached Bush already.
Soon people in the underworld will come to know. Understood?
Then the vultures will soon come to feast on the kill.
So do take time, but do it fast. You get it?
Take time but do it fast.
Correct. Correct. Here take some salt.
Keep it. And listen. Today give him some veggies, too. Okay?
Take a seat and eat. - Put some veggies.
[Dog Barking In Distance]
What happened, sir? Did you fall off the bed?
Sit up.
What happened?
What? Water?
Hope you are not pretending so you can scream?
I trust you. Don't let me down.
It's a request.
Remove the blindfold. It's very irritating. Please.
You'll put me in trouble. - Please.
You won't feel good after seeing me.
The moment I heard your voice, I knew it was you.
So this is what you really are. Kidnapper. Criminal.
That day you were begging at my feet.
Is this what you'll do in America? - It's a long story.
Long story?
You won't understand.
I don't want to understand anything.
It's your choice. Do what you want to do.
Please let me go. I am in India for a very important work.
Nothing can be done now even if I want to.
Very sorry.
There is only one way out, pay up the ransom and go home.
You.. Okay.
How much do you want?
Boss is expecting Rs. 5 crores.
But if you bargain well, we can seal it for Rs. 3 crores.
You don't know the facts.
I don't have this much money. Where will I get Rs. 3 crores from?
Where will you get the money from?
Call America, transfer the money here and leave. That's all.
If I had that much money, why would I come to India?
My family must be worried. Please try and understand.
Why are you racking my brains at this hour?
What do you think? You'll tell a story and we'll believe you?
Do you know boss has been waiting for you for seven years?
You are his dream. His future. His bank balance. His car.
Why would he let you go?
Tie me up. - What?
Blindfold me.
Blindfold me. What are you looking at?
Put the tape on my mouth.
And turn on the heater before you leave.
Good night.
That's his photo, Inspector.
It's been two days. We are really worried.
Don't worry.
He must have gone for a dip in the River Ganges..
..at Haridwar or Hrishikesh.
He'll surely come back.
Go home and relax.
I see your point inspector, but..
He has come from America after seven years.
And is not familiar with these parts.
That's why I am worried.
From America?
Yes, Inspector.
Actually, he's an NRI. He has a big business in America.
That's why we are worried so much.
Don't worry. Just consider your job done.
The entire police department will work on it.
We'll bring him back. - Okay. - You go home and relax.
I'm telling you. Just go. - Okay.
Leave your tensions here.
Continue. - Okay.
As you say, Inspector. - Yes, yes.
You have my word. - Okay. - You may leave.
Mr. Shastri. - Yes?
You've come to police station for the first time, right? - Yes.
Please donate some money for police welfare fund.
We have to repair the police station building.
Your contribution will be appreciated.
What? Only Rs. 100? What are you doing?
Those who lose their cattle, pay about Rs. 200.
You have lost an NRI nephew. So loosen up your wallet.
Let me help you.
That's fine. You can leave now.
Balwant, take out the jeep. Let's go see Ali.
Milk and 'Jalebi' (Sweets) is the specialty of this place.
Ordered from Lacchu confectioners especially for you.
Have it, sir. Have it.
You know our Bichchu. You should taste the mutton that he makes.
Right, Bichchu?
He has magic in his hands. He makes it finger-licking good.
Have this.
Did you sleep well at night?
That's my phone.
My call. It must be from my wife. Please let me talk to her.
Ritu calling? - Yes, that's my wife.
Untie my hands please. She must be worried.
Come on. - Please talk to her. Please.
Sir, sometimes you really put me in a dilemma.
Here you are.
Hi, Ritu. - Hello, Om. What happened? - Hi.
You did not call for so many days.
No. I got a little busy.
Did you get any buyer for the house?
Yes, we are making some progress.
Actually, right now I'm sitting with a client in a meeting.
Thank God.
We have worked out the details.
In a few days, it will all be settled. You don't worry. Okay?
Are you sure? In a few days, right?
Yes, sure.
Listen. I'm a little bit busy. I'll call you back later.
Okay. Bye. - Okay. Bye.
Give me the phone. - Boss..
My phone? - We're not going to rob your phone.
Call his wife in America.
No. No. Please don't do that. Please don't do that.
Look, you deal with me. Don't drag my wife into this.
She'll be worried unnecessarily.
Look, it's not what you think it is. You've made a big mistake.
Yes, we made a mistake by trusting you.
Come on, make the phone call. - But boss, listen to me..
You listen to me. The underworld already knows. - What happened?
Ali has threatened us. - Ali? - You know what he said?
He gave me 24 hours.
The vultures are already on their way. - What? When?
But we haven't got anything yet.
Did you see that, Mr. America? We just kidnapped you.
Vultures are threatening us. This is India.
Boss, it was Ali? - Yes, Ali.
Darn it. - Do you get me?
[Clears Throat]
Look, Mr. Shastri.
We all have really taken good care of you. Haven't we? - Yes.
Give me a cigarette. - What?
A cigarette. - Yes, boss.
Cigarette? - No. - No?
Forget it. It's okay.
We had thought of Rs. 5 crores. We'll give you 50% discount.
You're from this village. Lets close the deal at 2.5 crore.
Give me the phone. Please call your wife.
Do it come on.
Look, I can't give you the money.
I don't have it. That's what I'm trying to explain to you.
Rs. 1.5 crores?
Look I have been trying to tell you that..
Rs. 1 crore? Okay?
Listen, why don't you try and understand?
I'm trying to tell you that.. - Please don't beg.
Rs .50 lakhs?
Thank you. That's a deal? Okay.
Listen, brother..
Sorry, I don't know your name.
Correct.
What's your name?
Boss.
Yes.
Boss, I don't have any money to give you.
And that's what I've been trying to explain to you..
..ever since you got me here.
But you are not ready to listen to me.
You just keep harping on your own tune.
This man is dumb or what? - Sir, one minute.
This is the limit.
I'm requesting you, but he's giving me a hard time.
He is abusing me in English. Take all this away.
We are treating him like God.
Bichchu, put the gun on his head and he'll get the point. - No, boss.
You get off this American thing. Shoot him.
Yes. Shoot me.
If that is how you want to play, shoot me. End this.
It will be better that I die than to see my family on the streets.
A millionaire and such stories?
Who is a millionaire?
I have no money even to eat.
I have lost everything to this recession.
Move that away.
I had come to India to sell off the house so that..
..I could get some money.
I don't even have money to buy the plane ticket to go back.
But, sir, you had been a businessman for 15 years in America?
Trust me, Anni. I'm telling the truth.
I was a millionaire, but not anymore.
I was a successful businessman, but that's history now.
Had a grand life, a mansion, bank balance, cars.. I had everything.
But recession took everything away. Now I'm left with nothing.
That's what I've been trying to tell you, but you're not interested.
The most honest man from America is here.
We've heard a lot of such stories. Call up his wife.
Please. Please don't do that. Don't to that.
Dial it. - No. Anni, No.
Dial the phone and truth will come out right now. Come on.
You want to hear the truth? Let me show you now.
Hear this.
Hello? - Hi, Ritu. It's me.
Yes, Om? - Yes.
You called back so soon.
What happened?
The deal is done?
Ritu, that deal fell through.
What?
I'm sorry. I had been lying to you.
Actually, the property can't be sold in these times.
What are you saying, Om?
I'm telling you the truth, Ritu.
If this deal doesn't happen, then how will I manage?
I have to pay up kids' school fee next week. - I know.
What will I do?
Okay. Listen. Listen to me, Ritu. Please. Don't..
The bank will throw us out of the house. Where will we go, Om?
I'm sorry, Ritu. I tried my best, but couldn't do it.
So what are we going to do?
How will you come back? You don't even have money to buy a ticket.
Sweetheart, don't cry. Please don't cry.
I am trying. Look, don't lose heart. Please. I'll figure out a way.
Okay? Just trust me.
Hello?
Ritu?
Got disconnected?
I have never seen them like this.
So sad.
Of course.
When everyone first saw the film..
..they didn't come out of the house for 5 days.
I used to take 10 condoms every day.
And look today..
They are not even looking that the picture.
It's a big shock.
Have been waiting for 7 years for that party.
Of course they will be sad.
Did you see America's condition?
Yes.
Yesterday only they were telling me..
..on getting ransom, we will go to Kullu Manali.
Have dinner for the last time, sir.
Sorry, sir. This is all we have today.
Let me go now.
Or you still don't believe me?
Sir, it's midnight. You can leave early morning.
Tomorrow morning, the time Ali had given us will be over.
And please leave before Ali comes.
Otherwise, you'll also be his guest.
Who is Ali?
A senior gangster. Runs a big gang.
He thinks that we have hit a jackpot.
The whole underworld thinks that you are a millionaire.
Only we know what we have got.
Wow. - What? - Amazing, Anni.
What thinking. Great idea. - What?
Eureka. I got it.
Boss, will get away with it. - What? - We'll get away.
Boss, we'll get away with it. - Anni.
Boss, we'll get away with it.
Sallu. Bichchu. Boss.
Boss. Boss.
It's Anni.
Are you out of your mind in the middle of the night?
Everything is going to be fine, boss.
All your dreams will be fulfilled.
Kullu Manali. New car. Guns, bullets.
We'll have everything, boss. Everything. - How?
By selling Mr. Shastri to Ali.
By selling him? - Yes, Bichchu.
How is that possible? Shastri is broke.
Only we know that. Ali thinks that he is a rich man.
Okay.
And what will happen when Ali finds out the truth?
He'll shoot so many bullets at you, you won't be able to breathe.
We can also buy bullets, if we have money.
It's a rare opportunity. Shall we let it go and finish our gang?
We surely can figure out something.
We've been underground all these days. So what?
What's the harm in taking a chance?
Anni is right, boss.
All of us can go to Kullu-Manali for a holiday.
What do you think, boss?
It's our last chance. God sent opportunity.
We'll earn enough to survive three to four years..
..and save our faces as well.
What are you thinking, boss?
Boss. Boss?
Grandpa.
You must have been my grandpa in your previous life.
Showing me the path in this life.
Boss.
I am so proud to have you, Anni.
You think of me all the time.
Forget everything.
Let's grab this opportunity. Do what you want. Do it.
That's more like it. We can do it, boss.
Yes we can. - Absolutely.
Yes we can. - Yes we can.
Our guns will have bullets, too.
Our cars will have petrol, too.
Yes, we can. - Yes, we can.
We'll also holiday in Kullu-Manali.
We'll have imported liquor.
We'll eat at a five star hotel and tip the waiter.
Yes, we can. - Yes, we can.
We can also become politicians.
We can break chairs in parliament.
We can leave Dhananjay Singh far behind.
Yes, we can. - Yes, we can.
Yes, we can. Yes, we can.
God help us.
At least remove your helmet.
Let's go.
I know you're going to sell me to Ali.
I heard everything last night.
If I tell him the truth..
..you won't even get time to go to Kullu Manali.
Are you threatening us?
No. Just want to share an idea.
It will benefit all of us. - What idea?
Idea to keep the secret a secret.
Ali will come to know about my truth someday.
But your truth can be hidden forever.
What do you mean?
Sooner or later he is going to discover the truth..
..that I am not a millionaire anymore.
But the fact that despite knowing the truth..
..you people sold me to him for money.
Only I can tell him that truth.
What do you want?
50%.
But this is cheating.
Don't get me wrong.
We're in the same boat.
You people are hit by recession, so am I.
I need money badly.
Don't even have money to buy a return air-ticket.
The bank will take away my home in a few days.
My family will be on the streets.
I have no other option.
But I promise you.
Your secret will remain a secret even if I die.
But I have a condition.
My share should be transferred to my bank immediately.
Come on.
What do you think, Pratap? - He is pulling a fast one.
He will take the money and tell Ali the truth.
Anni? - No, boss.
He won't double-cross us. We are in the same boat.
If we are risking our lives, so is he.
What do you say?
We should trust him. - I also feel the same.
He's helpless. I don't think he'll double-cross. What do you think?
What should I say? You decide.
Come on. Let see.
We accept the deal.
Welcome to the gang, sir.
[Music Continues]
That's like a true gangster from a dynasty.
Just one message.
And look he is here with the millionaire.
Underworld will live in great harmony if all become like you.
Look Ali. - Don.
What? - Call him Don Ali.
Yes, Don Ali. - Yes. Look. It's human nature to help each other.
Today, you're doing me a favor. I mean..
..I'm doing you a favor.
So someday you can return the favor. - That's okay, Brother.
Let me see the face of the person worth Rs. 50 crores.
Take off the mask.
Welcome, Mr. Shastri.
I am Mukhtar Ali.
You are my guest now.
How much do you want as advance?
Advance? You've done so much for us.
He's worth Rs. 50 crores.
Brother Ali, whatever you want to give. 10-20-30. XYZ. Anything.
Give us anything you want.
Mr. Shastri is a very simple and co-operative man. It's a good deal.
This is 30 lakh for you.
It's recession time. Otherwise, I would have given you more.
That's more than enough. So shall I take it?
Let's go. We have so much to do. Let's move.
Yes.
Brother. - Come on.
Yes? - Did you forget the principles of our business?
I have paid you Rs. 30 lakhs only on trust.
I haven't even asked for ransom.
Principles of the game say that..
..you should leave some security till I get the ransom money.
Security?
Yes. I have heard one of your kids speaks fluent English.
No one speaks English in my gang.
What's his name? - Anni. - Yes, Anni.
Leave him for a while.
Will be helpful dealing with America.
Will release him immediately after getting the ransom money.
Boss, me? Brother Ali, I failed in English. I swear.
Mr. Shastri is very co-operative. He's a good man.
Please, boss. Explain to him. What will I do here, Brother Ali?
What will I do here? I..
Hello, ma'am Munni.
Did you ask for some snacks? - Yes, ma'am.
Do you know why I called you here, Tiwari?
No, ma'am. That's what I was thinking.
Come on. You're a police inspector.
You should have guessed it by now.
Take a guess.
I swear I have no idea.
But if there is something..
Tiwari, you're aware that I hate men.
And the dumb ones, I just can't stand them.
I'll give you another chance.
Take a guess.
What should I guess, ma'am?
I swear.
Kareena.
Smack him hard.
Ma'am.. But..
Please..
You can't even smack properly?
Do it again.
Stupid. Can't even slap nicely.
Deepika, you do it. - Yes, ma'am.
Ma'am, I'm telling the truth. Please listen to me. I swear..
Not like this. Hit him with the back of your hand.
I should hear the sound.
I told you to hit the cheeks and you ripped his lips?
Okay.
Both of you hit simultaneously.
Will let you know when it falls right.
[Slaps]
No.
Forgive me.
Show me.
Never mind. You will be fine.
Tiwari, even during recession..
..I have been paying you regularly.
Why? Because I expect you to help me when required.
But when the time came, you switched sides.
Ali gave you a few bucks more and you gave the NRI to him?
No respect for ma'am Munni?
You're a man after all. Must be thinking, why fear women?
You know that I keep men under my heel.
And you have no idea what can I do to you.
Sorry, ma'am. I made a mistake.
That's better.
Listen carefully.
Day after is the festival of 'Eid' (Islamic festival).
I want my 'Eid' gift.
Give my message to Ali.
Otherwise, it's your fate.
I hope you know what my Eid gift is.
Got it, ma'am. I assure you.
I'll talk to Ali and bring the NRI to your house.
Good.
You're not that dumb after all.
Boss was right.
A man can't change his fate.
I was so excited when I got to know about you from Kanhaiya.
I thought my life will be fine.
Never did I imagine that it will shape up like this.
Why can't you Americans do anything right?
What has America got to do with this?
Your boss left you here. I have not done anything.
Do you have any idea..
..what has happened with me in the last few days?
A millionaire from New Jersey has turned into..
..a measly gangster in India.
[Phone Ringing]
That's my phone.
I have got your phone.
Give me. Must be Ritu.
Here.
Hello, Om. - Hi, baby. How are you?
What's this? - What happened?
Did you transfer the money into our account?
Yes, I did. You got it? How much?
Around Rs. 15 lakhs.
Superb. Thank God. Thank God.
Listen. Our house deal is done.
Are you joking?
Absolutely final. They have even paid the advance.
But you had said that it fell through.
No, they were the previous buyers. That didn't work out.
But they only introduced me to the new buyers.
These are very genuine people. And it's all done. It's all done, baby.
Thank God. - See? I told you..
..there was no need to worry.
Okay, listen. - Yes.
Avantika wants to talk to you.
Yes, put her on the line.
Yes. Yes, just hold.
Your boss is a man of his word.
Hello, Daddy. - Hi, baby. How are you?
I'm fine. When are you coming back?
In a few day's time. - Can I ask you something?
Yes, go ahead.
You haven't left us like Henry's dad who never came back, right?
No, baby. Who said that to you?
No, I'll never do such a thing.
I promise.
And you know father never breaks his promise.
You know that, don't you? - Yes.
Love you, sweetheart.
See you soon. - Bye.
Brother Ali.
Tiwari, my gang may not be as big as minister Dhananjay's..
..but my self-respect is no less than that of a king.
Got it? - Yes, got it.
This is not possible.
These are times of recession. Think about it with a cool mind.
Handover the party to madam Munni. She's your senior after all.
Madam Munni?
Please. - She's from the same field. Senior to Ali.
It seems news about you has reached her as well.
For the first time, I'm asking for a favor.
'Eid' is around the corner. Consider it as a gift for 'Eid'.
Had you not come home, you would have got a tight slap from me.
Stop your nonsense.
Still, think about it.
It's okay. - Don't you get it? - No, it's okay.
Get lost.
He is coming.
Sorry, I just got little busy. - No problem.
'Nihari'(Snacks) is still in the plates. You haven't even touched it.
You know.
Think you didn't like it much.
It's wonderful. Right amount of spices. The aroma..
Did I ask you?
No, it's really very nice.
Thank you.
Ali, I have something to tell you.
Yes, go ahead.
Actually, in private.
Tell me. Where is my Rs. 30 lakhs?
Tiwari tells me to pass the party to Munni Madam.
Mr. Shastri says he's not a millionaire.
I have lost Rs. 30 lakhs dealing with you crooks.
I swear on my mother, I know nothing, Ali. - Just tell me.
Ali, I swear.. - You won't talk easily?
Ali.. - Where is that boss of yours?
I will finish him.
I swear on my mother. - Just tell me.
You won't talk?
[Yelling]
Ali. - Quiet.
Ali, what are you doing? - Hey!
It's not his fault. Let him go.
Even his boss knew nothing about it.
Everyone thought I'm a millionaire. No one has tricked you.
How would they know that I am broke?
You can check with Aggarwal real estate agency if you wish.
I don't want to ask anybody. I want my money back.
You won't get it by killing him.
So who will give me my money?
Your Barack Obama?
Why don't you give me my money if you are so concerned about him?
Tell me!
I don't have any money.
American chatterbox.
But I have an idea to bring back your Rs. 30 lakhs.
But there is a condition as well.
Ali, please listen to him.
I swear on my mother, he has a very sharp mind.
Welcome, Ali. Your arrival has made the day auspicious.
Wish you a happy 'Eid'.
Happy 'Eid ' to you too, Munni Madam.
Ali, it is because of men like you, men still have some respect.
You asked me something for the first time.
How could I say no? That, too, on'Eid' ?
Yes. How could you say no to me?
Don't make me wait any longer.
Show me my gift.
Madam Munni, this is Om Shastri.
NRI from America.
Big business spread over..
Office in every city, fancy cars, house with a pool.
I know it all.
Shall I go, madam?
Yes, get going.
Happy 'Eid'. - Thank you.
Kareena.
That's your 'Eid' gift. - Thank you.
Munni is very well familiar with 'Eid' customs.
Yes.
It's Rs. 60 lakhs. If I get Rs. 5 crores, I'll give you 25 more.
Munni has a big heart.
How is the vermicelli?
Very good.
Caught between the devil and the deep blue sea.
How long will this go on, sir?
I'm lucky to have survived Ali's cruelty.
But madam Munni is worse.
She hates men. Wonder what she'll do to us.
[Phone Ringing]
Anni, give me the phone. - Great timing, sir.
You do the deal here and your wife calls the next moment.
Hello. Hi, Ritu. - Hi, Om.
Did you get the money?
Yes, got transferred this morning. - Oh good.
How much? - As much as you sent. - Yes.
You're asking as if someone else has sent the money.
Rs. 30 lakhs, right?
Yes, Rs. 30 lakhs.
Superb.
So this 30 and that 15 makes it Rs. 45 lakhs.
It's $100,000.
Exactly the amount we owe to the bank. Right? - Right?
Just inform the bank right away. Okay?
I have already informed the bank. -Superb!
Their executive might be on the way here to get the cheque.
I told you. You'll fix everything.
Now you come back quickly.
Yes.
We'll take care of other things, too.
Yes, everything will be fine.
Come home soon, Om.
Yes, I'm just.. There's a bit of paperwork left.
I'll come right after that.
Okay? - Okay.
Bye. - Bye.
It's amazing, Anni.
Your underworld is more honest than America's corporate world. -You bet.
My house got saved, Anni. I saved my house.
Congratulations, sir. You saved your house.
You are a family man.
Just do something that we get out of here safely.
My family will also be saved.
Anni, you get scared easily.
I have fulfilled all my promises till now, right? - Yes.
Your boss, Ali. - Correct.
So let me make a promise to you.
No matter what happens to me, but nothing will happen to you.
Thank you, sir.
That's not all. Okay?
I will take you to America when I go back.
Sure, sir?
Sure. - You will take me to America? - Sure.
Despite everything? - 100%.
But, sir, we need to get out of here first.
We'll certainly get out of here.
What's the matter, sir? You look very confident today.
Anni, I'm a businessman. Confidence comes automatically with money.
I'm also confident, sir. I'm coming to America.
I wish boss were here. He will be very happy to hear this news.
Here.
Are you sure? - Call him.
[Phone Ringing]
Who is calling me?
Wine is not alcohol. Will you let me speak?
Boss, hello. - Hello? Who is that?
Boss, this is Anni. Where are you? Manali?
Anni? - Yes, boss.
Why are you calling me at this hour?
What if Ali comes to know?
We are no more with Ali. We have moved ahead.
What do you mean? They threw you out? What happened?
We have moved up to madam Munni's place now.
Munni?
Anni, what's the matter?
It was too bad. Ali thrashed me black and blue.
I almost died, but Mr. Om Shastri saved me.
How? - Same thing. What you did to Ali..
..he has done the same to madam Munni.
Poor woman must be counting her millions.
Munni.. Listen. Madam Munni is a witch.
She's merciless. She'll not spare you.
Just stay away.
Whatever she may be, she can't beat Mr. Shastri's clever mind.
He can even handle minister Dhananjay Singh.
And good news is that I'm going to America with Mr. Shastri.
Okay..
Dog's tail and a man's thinking can't be straightened out.
You look simple, honest, naive, but in reality..
I thought you would be different, since you are from America.
American men are also deceitful, ma'am.
They had a leader who had an affair with his secretary.
Yes, ma'am. His wife used to wait at home..
..and he used to have fun in the office.
The Monica scandal? Even I had heard about it.
Man is a man after all. Doesn't matter where he comes from.
So what shall we do with you, Mr. Shastri?
Madam, actually..
Shut up. You idiot.
Madhuri. Rani. Preeti.
How long has it been since you had a man?
Four months.
Eight months.
Almost a year.
He is for you. Have him today. Go enjoy.
Madam, please forgive me. - C'mon!
Don't forget to use a condom.
Come on! - No!
I am a kid. I am still a virgin. - Good.
Welcome, Ali.
You had vermicelli at my house.
Forgot so easily?
Madam, we caught him at the railway station.
Was trying to escape.
Why a train?
You could have gone by air, having Rs. 60 lakh.
Ali, recession hit you so bad that you started cheating people?
You tried to cheat me out of all the people?
Don't you know?
They call me female Gabbar Singh (Indian movie character).
I'll extract my money no matter what. Got it?
Madam here they come. Root of all problems.
Brother.
The last hope of kidnappers' fraternity.
Dhananjay Singh of the future. - Well..
Madam, I pulled them from Manali. They were having fun.
No, madam. We came on our own.
I will deal with you later.
First you tell me, Ali.
Where is my money?
It's not my fault, madam.
Help. Help. - Where are you going? My sweet heart.
Save me please.
Help me, boss.
Anni.
Madam, he is an innocent kid. He'll die. - Shut up.
Yes. - I know everything.
All of you are going to die.
Those who co-operate will live.
Ali, I'm telling you for the last time. Where is my money?
Not my fault, madam. I didn't do anything alone.
Why trouble him, madam?
Ask me. I will tell you the truth.
[Gun Firing]
Yes.
Now tell me. But think before you speak.
Yes.
Otherwise, the next bullet will be aimed a little higher.
None of us are at fault, madam. We were simply doing our jobs.
Mr. Shastri planned everything and told us that if we pay 50%..
..he wouldn't tell Ali.
And he told me that if I pay 50%..
..madam Munni wouldn't come to know anything.
But Munni did find out.
What will all of you do now?
Do you know?
I would have pardoned you if only you were women.
But how can three men dupe Munni and expect to survive?
That's impossible.
There is only one way now.
Pay back my money..
..otherwise be ready to be gang raped before you are killed.
And we will begin with you, Mr. Shastri.
Your money is gone. I can't return it, but..
But.. but what?
But I have an idea.
Want to know?
All of you can get your money back.
Please listen to him, madam. He is very sharp.
Speak.
What idea?
Mr. Lal, what's the matter?
The minister seems to be in lot of pain.
He suffers from piles.
It hurts him terribly when he answers the call of nature.
He is going to be irritable from now on. You be careful.
Otherwise, you'll be scolded even if you greet him good morning.
But what kind of mantras is he chanting?
That's 'Piles Mantra'. It helps to do it smoothly.
[Toilet Flushing]
Mantra for piles?
[Sirens Wailing]
Dhananjay Singh! - Long live!
Agriculture minister Dhananjay Singh! - Long live!
Dhananjay Singh! - Long live!
[Laughing]
Ladies and gentleman. Greetings to all of you.
Today is a joyous day.
Because today for the eight time bridge is ready over Madli river.
[Crowd Applauding]
It was built 7 times.
But it got washed away.
But this time it won't happen.
Because this time the bridge is made with American technology.
[Crowd Applauding]
I request you all..
..with open heart welcome America's technology company
Bush George's company.
..Miss Monalisa with a big round of applause.
Miss Monalisa.. - Long live!
Come.
You don't have scissors for cutting that.
No, no scissors use knife.
Yeah but, what's the knife for?
[Goat Bleat]
What is the goat for?
Balli.. - Meaning?
Means cut blood fall.
Good for bridge. Bridge will be safe.
I have to cut the goat?
Yeah it is old Indian tradition.
Sorry we can't kill the goat.
You in the minister of animal welfare for crime not allowed.
But its just small cut.
Small cut. - I'm sorry I can't.
No! Really I can't. -Madam please.
It's just small cut.
I will not cut the goat. - Please.
I don't want do this.
This is Indian tradition.
Sorry!
Give me.
Okay. Watch.
Hail God!
You people come to me even if you lose your cattle?
What do you think? I have no other work?
Sorry to trouble you, sir.
Actually, he has come from America after seven years.
He's an NRI.
What will we tell his family if something happens to him?
Is he an NRI?
Yes, sir.
Actually, he is a big businessman in America. - Yes.
As a last resort, we have come to you.
No. It's shameful.
It's a serious matter. Reputation of our state is at stake.
Now you don't worry.
Okay?
Rajnath. - Yes, sir? - Take down all the details.
Don't worry at all now.
Thank you, sir. - Please come.
Let's talk in the office.
Oh God!
Lal. - Yes, sir?
Our men are good-for-nothing, it seems.
One NRI comes in our area and vanishes.
I don't even have a clue about it.
I need a detailed report on this issue within half-an-hour.
Find out.
Find out who has dared to take the lion's share.
Sure, sir. I will find out right away.
Here, sir. Have some radishes.
Yes, brother. You were right. - Basant Panoba.
Sit over there. I'll call you. - Let me go.
Next. - Thank you.
Enquiry counter.
Excuse me, sir.
Tell me, sir. What can I do for you?
I'm looking for my father.
What's his name? - Murli Manohar.
Murli.. Murli Manohar.
Yes, got it.
He owns a sugar mill. - Right?
Was he kidnapped on the 12th from Bulandshahar's main market?
On the 12th from Bulandshahar.
Yes, he's here.
Here's the receipt. - Receipt?
Submit ransom money at the accounts department.
Okay? Go. - Good day.
Next.
Mister, this is..
Give it to me. Is it the exact amount?
Murli Manohar?
Where were you? Your father was so worried.
We had to take care of him for so many days.
Minister was also angry due to the delay.
That the merchant's kin hasn't come.
It took a while to manage the ransom.
That's okay. Hope you've brought the ransom of Rs.25 lakh.
Yes. I have. - Give it to me.
Actually, business is in bad shape due to recession.
Is it possible to get a discount on the ransom amount?
Minister is already charging the 'discounted recession ransom rates'.
Otherwise, Rs. 25 lakhs for the owner of a sugar mill?
We don't charge unfairly.
Here you are.
Mister, this is..
Mr. Murli Manohar.
Mister, has my son come?
Aunty, go inside. It's still time for your ransom to arrive. Go in.
Mr. Murli Manohar.
That's me.
Father. How are you, father?
Finally you came, son.
Let's go. - Mister.
Don't forget your receipt, sir. - Yes.
It's a year's warranty card. - Really.
During the year if you get kidnapped..
..just show this receipt. They will let you go.
Thanks for enlightening us.
Let's go, Father.
Recession has completely ruined our business.
What's the total collection for this quarter?
Total of 26 kidnapping.
22 have deposited the ransom.
Four were acting smart. So we drowned them in the farmhouse pond.
Total collection for the quarter..
..stands at Rs. 46,511,230.
That's it?
The business is cut in half in this recession.
Lal, these small parties won't do.
They are like peanuts.
Look at this.
What do we get after paying the chief minister fund..
Party welfare fund..
Police etc..
All this is peanuts.
What's up about that NRI?
We will find out soon, sir.
Do it quickly.
I think he alone can give us more than all of these combined.
Do it. Do it.
Look.
Madam Munni has come see you, sir.
Madam Munni?
The great female Gabbar Singh?
What brings you to my house?
I am also one of your admirers, sir.
But you don't trust me.
Despite that I am a big fan of yours.
Don't talk that sweet, Munni.
It doesn't suit you.
Come to the point. What brings you to my house?
Om Shastri.
NRI businessman.
Missing for 20 days.
I was wondering who can dare to steal from a lion's share.
I forgot.
Only a fox can do that.
So you are the one who stole my kill?
I had plans to eat it too. - Really?
But don't I know you.
You would have sent the police, army, CM and DM after me.
You would have made life miserable for me.
Had no option, so decided to come here. - Good decision.
How much do you want?
Rs. 20 crores.
You're asking as if you will give whatever I ask for.
As if I don't know you. You must have got his biodata by now.
Pay me a reasonable and respectful amount.
Take the delivery right now.
Quote the price.
Rs. 2 crores.
Rs. 1.5 crores.
What if I snatch it from you?
Then the lion of the jungle will be called a jackal.
It's tough to win an argument against you.
Lal. - Yes, sir?
Give her the cash and take the delivery.
One last thing. You're a veteran of the game.
If anything goes wrong, then you know better.
Right?
Acid flows from our taps.
I have no fear. I am made of steel.
Put your hands up.
What's that? Show me.
Phone.
Welcome.
Welcome to India, Mr. Shastri.
Good morning, Mr. Shastri,
Your tea.
Hope you slept well last night.
What place is it?
Minister's farmhouse.
Is it far away from the city? - Very far.
He keeps all international parties here.
And what was that in the pond? - Skeleton of the last party.
He didn't pay up on time. So we put him in the pond.
What's in the pond?
Acid.
If someone tries to act smart, we dump them in the pond.
Are they dumped alive?
Well, that depends on minister's mood.
Sometimes he gets them stung by snakes as well.
You have snakes too?
There are other animals as well.
After all, he is a minister for animal welfare.
He even got the ALS award.
What's that?
Animal Lover of the State award.
Okay.
Okay, Mr. Shastri.
Let us know if you need anything. - Okay.
We take your leave. - Thank you.
Are you going to leave that door unlocked?
What if we escape?
Where are you going to escape, sir?
And if you do, it will be good exercise for our hunting dogs.
That's all.
No one can save you in this state.
Police, army, administration people.
All have good relations with the minister.
But why are you even thinking of escaping? - No. I just asked.
Our office has got all the details about you from America.
Yes. Tomorrow morning we will call your wife for ransom.
And once money is transferred, you are free.
We ourselves will see you off at the airport.
It's no problem.
Please manage for couple of days.
No problem. - Let's go, Lal.
We have lots to do.
Okay Mr. Shastri, bye.
No!
Oh no!
This is not how I planned it.
You know, if they call Ritu, she'll sell everything and come here.
All my hard work will be wasted.
I have an idea.
Why don't you blame everything on Munni? Just tell the minister.
That she hid the truth and gobbled up the money too. - Anni.
I promised her. I promised all of them.
They have trust me.
How can I break my promise? Did I ever do it?
No. - Then?
But sir, please think of something.
Otherwise, they will throw us in the pond.
Do something that we both get out of here safely.
I don't want to go to America.
I don't.
[Dogs Barking]
Sir.. - Anni.
Sir? Sir?
What's wrong, sir? - I think it's a heart attack.
Heart attack?
I need a doctor. - Sir, have courage.
Please sit here, sir. Sir. Please sit here.
Sir? Sir?
Sit here, please.
Please. Please.
I need a doctor, Anni.
Is anyone there?
We need a doctor.
He had a heart attack. Please.
Sir, be strong.
Please. Please.
Sir.. - Doctor please.
Call a doctor.
It's a heart attack.
Sir, please.
Water.
What's the matter? - He has got a heart attack.
Sir, please.
What are you looking at? There must be a doctor here.
Please call him. Let's take him to a doctor.
It is minister's orders. We can't take him out of here.
Hey!
If he dies, your minister will be in big trouble.
Don't stare at me. Take him to a doctor.
Calm down. - Sir, please.
Listen. Come here.
Sir, please take care.
We must call the minister. - Sir, please.
This man is rich. If he dies, the minister will kill us.
Why don't you call him?
I am scared of him. You call him.
Okay give it to me. I'm not scared.
Lal Kishan speaking, sir.
[Sirens Wailing]
No private doctor. Bring him directly to the district hospital.
Yes, sir. - And listen. - Yes, sir?
I don't want him to die. - Yes, sir.
How far is the hospital?
What a godforsaken place.
He has a family waiting. I am going to kill all of you..
..if something happens to him.
Why blame us? Did we do all this?
Who else?
Wasted hours in deciding to take him to a doctor.
All because of you.
Just shut up now.
Lal, tell him to be quite or I will shoot him.
Will you kill him? He's our security.
Where the heck are they?
Told them to come to hospital directly.
Oh God!
Can't even do a simple job?
All set, doctor?
Yes, sir.
I need this man alive. At any cost.
Sure, sir.
Here they come, sir. That's our van.
[Sirens Wailing]
What is going on?
You people?
Where is the party?
He is in the ambulance, sir.
It didn't stop? Who is inside?
Lal, Rajnath and the party.
Party.. What are you looking at? Let's go quickly. Go.
Drive.
[Sirens Wailing]
You got us trapped now.
What are you staring at, Anni? Do you know how to drive?
Do you know how to drive? - Yes, sir.
Good. - I can drive. - Driver, stop the van.
Stop the van, please.
Listen. I don't know how to use a gun.
Stop the van before I shoot you accidentally.
Stop it, Shankar.
Good boy.
Get out. - Out. Out. Get out.
Come on. - Junior Khali, you too get down. Get down.
Okay.
Come here.
Move it.
Anni. - Yes, sir?
Drive the van. - Okay, sir.
Okay, sir. - You are making a big mistake.
Minister won't spare you. No one has ever escaped from here.
It will happen today. - Sir, come on.
Do you want to stop me? - Come, sir.
Just try.
Let's go.
Quickly. Quickly.
These are rough times for us.
Where did they vanish leaving the van here?
Had you not showed off so much..
..they wouldn't have escaped with the van.
It's all because of you, stupid.
What will we tell the minister now, Lal?
Will get a scolding. What else? All because of your stupidity.
Here he comes.
Shut up and don't talk too much.
[Sirens Wailing]
Sir.
Where are they?
Sir, they are not here. It seems they escaped..
Escaped?
How can they escape?
Has it ever happened before?
Has anyone escaped from my clutches?
Ask the police to keep tight vigil. - Yes, sir.
If needed, stop the chief minister's car and search it.
It has never happened in 20 years of my career.
What will I tell the party high command?
Who will make me chief minister?
People will say that I couldn't handle one person.
How will I manage the entire state?
Say something, Mr. Lal.
Sir, we will have to manage the situation.
Manage what?
It's a matter of pride. Question of my image.
I need him come what may.
Kill him if you can't catch him alive.
Order the police to shoot-at-sight.
Got that? - Yes.
But I want him.
Kill him, but don't let him escape.
I'm going to the police superintendent's office.
Keep me posted. - Yes, sir.
Come here. Drive.
Drive quickly.
Get going.
Faster.
He has made it a matter of ego now.
He won't let us go easily now.
He must have set up a road block at every corner.
Sir, do cops warn us before shooting?
They shoot-at-sight.
That means we are dead, sir.
Police must be keeping a tight vigil everywhere.
Sir, please.
[Sirens Wailing]
This is the first time I am really scared, sir.
Dead.
Don't be scared, Anni.
A police car will take us to the airport.
How?
I'll tell you.
[Phone Ringing]
Hello. Yes.
Absolutely.
I want everything shut.
No school, no college. Shut everything.
Yes. Yes. And keep special vigil at bus and train stations.
Yes. Keep me posted.
Okay? Yes.
What the hell are your police doing?
For what did I make you superintendent of police?
Can't even catch a simple person?
Don't stress out, sir.
Please have a seat.
Oh God!
Sir, do you need this?
Sir..
Sir, I have turned the entire district into a camp.
Have water.
Put it down.
People are right when they say that cops are useless.
Sir, will you have sugarcane juice? - No.
What are you standing there for?
Come here. Give him a massage.
Can't you see that the minister is so stressed out?
Lazy bones. Do some work around here.
Feeling better, sir?
[Phone Ringing]
Hello. Darn it. Get the phone fixed.
Hello?
Oh, no. Nothing special.
No.
You media people make an issue out of everything.
Due to terrorism, the police force is on a mock-drill.
That's why police is everywhere in the district. Nothing to worry.
What? Kidnapping?
No. No. Nothing like that has happened.
Yes. Yes.
No. Will talk to you later. Yes.
Okay.
Sir, these journalists are a big pain for us.
This is what was left.
Now read tomorrow's newspapers.
A big picture of mine with a caption, 'Stupid'.
Why would they call you stupid?
It's always the police that are called 'Stupid'.
Sir, one Mr. Shastri wants to meet the minister.
I made a big mistake, sir. I am really sorry.
Now I know why they call you a lion.
No one can escape from you, sir.
I'm really very sorry.
Your people said it right.
Pay the ransom, get a receipt and go home.
It's my stupidity that I thought..
..that I can escape.
I forgot that nothing moves here without your permission.
How can a man escape?
I am really very sorry. I surrender, sir.
No. No.
Good to see you back.
But you have troubled me a lot. You will have to pay for that.
Forgive me.
I haven't slept one bit since last night.
I'm really sorry.
You will have to pay dearly for all this.
Let's go.
Long live Dhananjay Singh. Long live district police.
NRI Om Shastri has been rescued by the district police after 20 days.
And it was minister for animal welfare Dhananjay Singh..
..who was the key in his rescue.
By assisting the police in Om Shastri's rescue mission..
..minister Dhananjay Singh has put all rumors to rest..
..that he himself was running a big kidnapping racket.
Dhananjay Singh's positive contribution in this case..
..makes him a strong contender for chief minister's post.
Who called the media?
What's this circus? - Minister is here.
They are hailing you, sir. - Pick it up.
Long live Dhananjay Singh. - Come quickly.
Long live Dhananjay Singh.
Long live district police.
Long live the superintendent of police. - Get rid of the media.
Long live district police.
Where were you kept for so many days?
Do you recognize your kidnappers, Mr. Shastri?
Do you suspect anyone? Do you have any enemies?
Look. I don't know about that.
All I can tell you right now..
..is that when I opened my eyes..
..I saw Dhananjay Singh, my God.
If I'm free and alive today, if I am talking to you..
..then all the credit goes..
..to Mr. Dhananjay Singh.
Long live Dhananjay Singh.
I live in America.
But I can certainly say that a talented person like him..
..should be made chief minister of the state.
Who do you want as chief minister?
Dhananjay Singh.
Empty the path for.
Chief Minister Dhananjay Singh.
Mr. Minister, please. Mr. Shastri.
Sir, one picture for the front page. Please hug each other.
Long live Dhananjay Singh. - Won't let you go so easily.
Trying to act smart with me.
Forget me. Look at the camera.
Here's your opportunity to become a chief minister.
Don't let it slip through your hands.
Mr. Shastri, what do you plan to do next? Where do you want to go?
What will I do? Where will I go?
Home. I want to go home.
Haven't seen my kids and family since so many days.
I'll go to the airport straightaway.
You can hear the entire rescue story from the minister.
Anni, let's go. - Long live Dhananjay Singh. - Thank him.
But how will we go? We don't even have a car, sir.
We can ask the minister to help us.
He won't say no for a car.
Will you give your car, sir?
Long live. - Long live Dhananjay Singh.
Yes, sure. Take it. You are my guests after all.
Take it. - Long live.
Long live. - Thank you.
Long live Dhananjay Singh. - Go. Go. Go, Anni.
Before he changes his mind. Go. - Dhananjay Singh.
Please tell us the entire story, sir. We want to know what happened.
Do you want to say anything to the opposition? - Minister?
Minister.. - Minister, we would like to know.
Please. - Yes. Yes.
Say something. - What?
What is a minister?
Who is a minister?
A public servant.
What is politics? What does a politician do?
Help people, what else?
There goes our friend to America.
Long live.. ..future chief minister Dhananjay Singh.
Long live future chief minister Dhananjay Singh.
Thanks, Anni, for bringing the journalists and crowd on time.
Otherwise, it was difficult to escape.
But it was great fun. I swear.
First we ate Ali's 'Nihari'.
Then had vermicelli with madam Munni.
Finally, we would have eaten the minister's bullet.
But you were too good for him.
You have a great quick thinking mind, sir.
Oh, no.
What happened?
You people?
We also watch TV. Great job. Superb.
Didn't I tell you, madam? He has a sharp brain.
He won't give up easily. Very good.
Dhananjay Singh has snatched a lot of parties from us.
I had a burning desire to see him defeated one day.
You have done a great job, Mr. Shastri. Bravo.
I've done nothing special.
Anybody would have reacted this way to save his family.
I had no options.
It was do-or-die for me.
This is Rs. 25 lakh. Your share from operation Dhananjay Singh.
Actually, I don't need it anymore.
Please send it to my uncle.
Sure we will.
Take it. - Keep it.
I never imagined that I will meet people like you in India.
You people made my trip. Really.
Thank you, for everything. - Thank you.
Let's go, Anni. - Where is he going?
Anni is going to America with me.
We have to get his visa done. Come. We have lots to do.
Sir, what will I do in America? You go on.
Besides, all my friends are here.
And after meeting you I realized..
..that life is tough in America as well.
So what's the point?
I have to help boss become a politician.
I have also filled the nomination form.
You'll surely win. I'll take your leave.
Bye. - Bye.
Mr. Shastri, if you meet Mr. Obama in America..
..then please give him a message.
Yes, sure. - Please tell him to control recession.
It all starts there and then spreads all over.
Otherwise if I visit America in future as a minister..
..then Mr. Obama will get a scolding from me.
You must scold him. - Yes, seriously madam.
If he can't control it then at least make sure..
..that the disease is contained. It is very painful.
Please give him this message. - I will.
I'll surely give your message. It's my message, too. - Yes.
Anni, this is for you. - Sir..
Thank you very much, sir. I'll keep it with me always.
Bye. Bye. - Bye. - Bye, sir.
How are you? - You look like a hero.
Bye, sir. - Bye. - Say hello to Obama.
What a man! - Bye, sir.
Bye, sir. Love you very much.
I will miss you.
[Music Continues]
Till Mr. Obama controls recession..
..shall we work jointly?
Yes we can.
[Music Continues] intly?