1 00:00:33,083 --> 00:00:34,833 Big bro! 2 00:00:34,917 --> 00:00:35,375 I've uploaded a new video. 3 00:00:35,458 --> 00:00:36,292 - Like-share-comment on it? - Where is Deepali? 4 00:00:37,708 --> 00:00:39,000 Been a while she hasn't come online. 5 00:00:39,042 --> 00:00:40,042 No one knows. 6 00:00:40,083 --> 00:00:41,917 You've ruined her career. 7 00:00:42,167 --> 00:00:43,750 She hasn't posted anything new either. 8 00:00:43,833 --> 00:00:45,958 - Poor thing got trolled... - You fucker pranked me? 9 00:00:46,042 --> 00:00:46,875 - Kevin? - You fucking bastard! 10 00:00:47,042 --> 00:00:48,292 Hello? Yo Vinny? 11 00:00:48,417 --> 00:00:51,167 - You think I'm like that numbnut Rishi? - Vinny! 12 00:00:51,417 --> 00:00:52,833 Vinny! Vinny! 13 00:00:53,750 --> 00:00:54,500 Vinny! 14 00:00:54,667 --> 00:00:57,208 - Kevin! Vinny! Yo Vinny! - You pea brain prick! 15 00:00:57,500 --> 00:00:58,583 Vinny! Vinny! 16 00:00:58,667 --> 00:00:59,542 Vinny! 17 00:01:41,500 --> 00:01:42,417 Why? 18 00:01:42,500 --> 00:01:43,875 I like it. 19 00:01:46,542 --> 00:01:49,792 Okay baby, you go get a banana, I'll go get milk. 20 00:02:01,708 --> 00:02:02,792 Bottle? 21 00:02:02,875 --> 00:02:04,042 Yes, I do have it. 22 00:02:04,750 --> 00:02:05,875 It's small. 23 00:02:07,625 --> 00:02:08,750 Glass? 24 00:02:10,250 --> 00:02:11,375 It's big. 25 00:02:11,583 --> 00:02:13,000 You seeing that, fucker? 26 00:02:13,375 --> 00:02:14,583 Scissors? 27 00:02:22,500 --> 00:02:24,375 Oh fuck, baby... 28 00:02:28,708 --> 00:02:31,208 - You enjoying it, eh? - Hey! Why did you pause it? 29 00:02:31,292 --> 00:02:32,458 I think he was about to lose his knickers. 30 00:02:32,542 --> 00:02:34,875 He did. I did. 31 00:02:35,333 --> 00:02:36,875 I lose both, my knickers and my reputation. 32 00:02:37,583 --> 00:02:41,042 That too 170,683 times. 33 00:02:41,917 --> 00:02:44,792 - You think this is funny? - I didn't do it. 34 00:02:45,042 --> 00:02:46,333 Check out the point of view. 35 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:48,875 It is clearly your butterfly! 36 00:02:56,500 --> 00:02:57,333 Neena? 37 00:02:57,417 --> 00:02:58,458 Hmm. 38 00:02:58,750 --> 00:03:00,708 The "special" girl. 39 00:03:01,208 --> 00:03:02,417 Fuck! 40 00:03:09,042 --> 00:03:10,000 Blocked? 41 00:03:11,750 --> 00:03:13,500 Move, you fucker! 42 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:17,208 What the fuck! 43 00:03:20,708 --> 00:03:22,000 Slow down. 44 00:03:22,917 --> 00:03:24,167 Careful. 45 00:03:26,667 --> 00:03:28,958 Fuck, she unfriended me. 46 00:03:32,125 --> 00:03:36,542 Bro, aren't these your techniques? 47 00:03:37,833 --> 00:03:39,667 Doctor gave you a taste of your own medicine. 48 00:03:41,583 --> 00:03:43,958 Now this bitch is calling to add insult to injury. 49 00:03:47,250 --> 00:03:48,792 Let me do it. 50 00:03:50,500 --> 00:03:51,833 What the fuck is it, Pooja? 51 00:03:53,208 --> 00:03:55,708 - You? Pooja-- - Neena. 52 00:03:56,458 --> 00:03:59,083 It seems like you're in love with this Pooja chick. 53 00:03:59,500 --> 00:04:02,917 You take Pooja's name whenever I call you. 54 00:04:04,292 --> 00:04:05,583 Hi, Kevin. 55 00:04:05,792 --> 00:04:06,875 Hi, Neena. 56 00:04:07,125 --> 00:04:08,625 Who is this Pooja chick? 57 00:04:09,042 --> 00:04:10,125 Is she pretty? 58 00:04:10,458 --> 00:04:11,792 Is she very pretty? 59 00:04:11,875 --> 00:04:14,250 Pooja, are you very pretty? 60 00:04:14,875 --> 00:04:16,792 Ta-da! 61 00:04:19,750 --> 00:04:22,792 Now it will be a tad difficult to forget me, no? 62 00:04:25,417 --> 00:04:27,000 Oh hi, Kevin. 63 00:04:27,083 --> 00:04:28,000 Hi! 64 00:04:28,208 --> 00:04:33,083 Prateek, the first time I saw your profile, 65 00:04:33,750 --> 00:04:34,833 you know how I felt? 66 00:04:35,917 --> 00:04:39,125 - I wanted to fuck... - Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! 67 00:04:48,083 --> 00:04:50,708 Bro, these girls are very clever. 68 00:04:50,833 --> 00:04:52,917 Don't worry, we'll... 69 00:04:53,583 --> 00:04:55,792 No-no-no, not the chokeslam, not the chokeslam! 70 00:04:55,875 --> 00:04:56,750 Fuck! 71 00:04:57,500 --> 00:05:01,875 It is time I benefit from the shitty shenanigans that you fucker keep doing. 72 00:05:02,458 --> 00:05:06,708 Use your filthy mind to its maximum capacity and create the filthiest shit you can. 73 00:05:07,292 --> 00:05:09,417 I have her videos. 74 00:05:09,958 --> 00:05:13,208 Cut-copy-paste, do whatever you can do with them. 75 00:05:13,292 --> 00:05:15,542 Make sure that her video is so embarrassing that she... 76 00:05:15,625 --> 00:05:16,500 Wait-wait-wait... 77 00:05:17,208 --> 00:05:19,208 - More embarrassing than your video? - Yes. 78 00:05:19,792 --> 00:05:21,292 That will be difficult, bro. 79 00:05:21,375 --> 00:05:23,583 But I will try, I will try. 80 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:30,917 We'll fuck over this motherfucking bitch! 81 00:05:36,708 --> 00:05:38,250 No, I don't want okra. 82 00:05:42,083 --> 00:05:43,625 Psst! 83 00:05:44,125 --> 00:05:45,042 Hmm? 84 00:05:54,583 --> 00:05:55,417 Turn it off. 85 00:05:56,042 --> 00:05:57,292 Turn it off. 86 00:06:44,375 --> 00:06:47,667 'Hey, it didn't do me any harm.' 87 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:21,750 Hey! 88 00:07:21,833 --> 00:07:23,208 Hey, she asked me out. 89 00:07:24,958 --> 00:07:29,250 Hey master, I'm just making your bed. 90 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:30,958 Who are you? 91 00:07:31,750 --> 00:07:33,792 Wild Butterfly, master. 92 00:07:35,083 --> 00:07:37,375 No, Wild Butterfly is someone else. 93 00:07:37,458 --> 00:07:38,250 Oh. 94 00:07:38,417 --> 00:07:42,125 Well, I'm her now, master. 95 00:07:42,208 --> 00:07:43,583 All for you. 96 00:07:43,958 --> 00:07:46,333 Would you...would you like some Tea? 97 00:07:47,792 --> 00:07:51,583 I'm right here master. Come on, don't you see me? 98 00:07:51,667 --> 00:07:53,833 We're going to have some fun. 99 00:07:56,208 --> 00:07:59,750 Don't I look sexier than the rest, Pokerboy? 100 00:07:59,958 --> 00:08:00,500 Hmm? 101 00:08:00,583 --> 00:08:03,000 Stop irritating me, where is Wild Butterfly? 102 00:08:04,042 --> 00:08:09,333 Master, trust me, I can be even wilder, you know. 103 00:08:10,792 --> 00:08:12,708 What's this thing you guys do? 104 00:08:12,792 --> 00:08:14,583 Don't you all get to eat? 105 00:08:15,042 --> 00:08:17,542 It's funny, not sexy at all. 106 00:08:17,875 --> 00:08:21,500 It's okay master, your anger turns me on, master. 107 00:08:21,625 --> 00:08:22,667 But you don't. 108 00:08:33,292 --> 00:08:35,958 Asketh and thou shall receiveth. 109 00:08:36,333 --> 00:08:38,958 Seeketh and thou shall findeth. 110 00:08:39,375 --> 00:08:42,542 If thou knocketh, the doors shall be opened. 111 00:08:43,083 --> 00:08:46,625 The world is bestowed upon the courageous and faithful. 112 00:08:47,125 --> 00:08:48,417 For the... 113 00:08:49,250 --> 00:08:52,667 For the Lord shall not forsake the men who embraceth Him. 114 00:08:52,750 --> 00:08:56,292 Love, the character's name is the rapping nun. 115 00:08:57,375 --> 00:08:58,500 Rap? 116 00:08:58,708 --> 00:09:00,708 That's not very nun like. 117 00:09:00,792 --> 00:09:03,625 Babe, God is not even Godlike anymore. 118 00:09:03,833 --> 00:09:04,958 He's updated himself. 119 00:09:05,042 --> 00:09:08,708 You know he's not this white old man in the clouds somewhere. 120 00:09:09,042 --> 00:09:10,125 He's probably something new now. 121 00:09:10,208 --> 00:09:15,083 Like a pill, or a supplement, or working in a call-centre somewhere. 122 00:09:15,208 --> 00:09:17,292 So the way we reach out to him has to change too. 123 00:09:18,667 --> 00:09:21,500 Maybe a DM or a Snap or... 124 00:09:21,750 --> 00:09:22,667 Rap. 125 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:25,000 Exactly. 126 00:09:26,833 --> 00:09:27,625 Okay. 127 00:09:36,250 --> 00:09:37,167 Brothers? 128 00:09:39,625 --> 00:09:41,417 But it's not even Friday. 129 00:09:41,750 --> 00:09:42,958 No, it's not. 130 00:09:43,417 --> 00:09:44,833 Listen, listen, I have... 131 00:09:44,917 --> 00:09:47,542 I've said this to you many times now and I'm going to say it again. 132 00:09:48,042 --> 00:09:50,708 The problem with a few people is not that they say something wrong... 133 00:09:50,792 --> 00:09:52,375 It's the fact that they didn't say enough, 134 00:09:52,542 --> 00:09:54,000 or they didn't say anything at all. 135 00:09:55,125 --> 00:09:56,375 You hear me, right? 136 00:09:57,375 --> 00:09:58,333 Yeah. 137 00:09:59,292 --> 00:10:00,208 Okay. 138 00:10:07,917 --> 00:10:10,417 Nabeel? Hi. 139 00:10:11,625 --> 00:10:13,167 Brother, the call is connected. 140 00:10:14,083 --> 00:10:15,167 Nabeel? 141 00:10:15,417 --> 00:10:17,542 You should talk to her calmly. 142 00:10:22,625 --> 00:10:23,917 Assalamu Alaikum [Greetings], brother. 143 00:10:24,417 --> 00:10:26,375 - Valekum Salaam [Greetings]. - How's your job? 144 00:10:29,750 --> 00:10:31,333 It's good. 145 00:10:32,917 --> 00:10:34,250 I get a lot of calls. 146 00:10:34,542 --> 00:10:35,708 - Hmm. - Good. 147 00:10:36,667 --> 00:10:38,250 You can attend to calls from here also. 148 00:10:39,250 --> 00:10:40,208 You should come back. 149 00:10:42,583 --> 00:10:43,625 Come back. 150 00:10:45,167 --> 00:10:46,292 What's wrong? 151 00:11:03,250 --> 00:11:04,500 Since when have you been doing this? 152 00:11:08,208 --> 00:11:09,417 Don't look at him. 153 00:11:09,625 --> 00:11:10,500 I am the one who asked you a question. 154 00:11:10,583 --> 00:11:13,958 - Brother, I was going to tell you. - You told me to 155 00:11:14,458 --> 00:11:16,875 send her abroad to study, I agreed. 156 00:11:17,542 --> 00:11:20,375 You told me to allow her to work in a call centre, I agreed. 157 00:11:21,208 --> 00:11:25,375 Now you expect me to allow her to work in a whore house? 158 00:11:25,958 --> 00:11:27,000 Disgusting. 159 00:11:27,042 --> 00:11:29,208 So Fawad Khan also works in a whore house, huh? 160 00:11:30,167 --> 00:11:33,292 What about Ali Zafar? 161 00:11:34,167 --> 00:11:36,250 And the drama serial Tanhaiyaan? That's a whore house too? 162 00:11:37,042 --> 00:11:38,125 Come on, brother. 163 00:11:38,375 --> 00:11:40,375 It's just a hobby, let her pursue it. 164 00:11:40,583 --> 00:11:41,875 A hobby, brother? 165 00:11:43,500 --> 00:11:48,458 Men make it a hobby to lust over such girls. 166 00:11:49,292 --> 00:11:51,833 Imran, Tahir, Junaid, Shahid... 167 00:11:53,750 --> 00:11:54,917 You know nothing about it. 168 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,458 I am the one who is embarrassed. 169 00:11:56,792 --> 00:11:58,417 I am the one who has to go out and face my friends. 170 00:11:58,500 --> 00:11:59,625 Calm down, Nabeel. 171 00:12:00,042 --> 00:12:01,875 She just went there, brother. 172 00:12:02,458 --> 00:12:04,792 How can she just leave everything and come back? 173 00:12:06,750 --> 00:12:08,750 What can possibly happen in three years? 174 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:11,583 A wedding and two kids. 175 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:19,792 Look, my child, acting is forbidden. 176 00:12:20,375 --> 00:12:21,333 That's all I have to say. 177 00:12:22,583 --> 00:12:24,458 If I don't stop you now, 178 00:12:25,167 --> 00:12:28,708 then because of you, the doors of heaven will be closed to all of us. 179 00:12:32,708 --> 00:12:33,750 That's why you must come back. 180 00:12:37,833 --> 00:12:38,792 Please, brother. 181 00:12:40,458 --> 00:12:41,958 Give me some more time. 182 00:12:44,292 --> 00:12:46,083 I have a few more auditions. 183 00:12:48,292 --> 00:12:49,750 Please let me. 184 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:51,250 Ever heard of Qandeel Baloch? 185 00:12:51,333 --> 00:12:52,500 - Nabeel! - Bilal! 186 00:12:52,875 --> 00:12:54,542 - Let Nabeel talk. - Brother, you... 187 00:12:54,708 --> 00:12:55,792 What are you trying to say? 188 00:12:56,042 --> 00:12:57,042 Go ahead, Nabeel. 189 00:13:02,042 --> 00:13:03,542 She used to do immoral things, 190 00:13:04,292 --> 00:13:06,042 so her brothers killed her. 191 00:13:06,708 --> 00:13:09,542 If you follow Qandeel's path then I'll have no choice 192 00:13:10,708 --> 00:13:13,708 but to follow the path her brothers took. 193 00:13:13,792 --> 00:13:14,750 - You scoundrel! - Bilal! 194 00:13:14,833 --> 00:13:16,375 Do you have any idea about what you're saying? 195 00:13:16,458 --> 00:13:17,500 - You should talk some sense into her. - Bilal! 196 00:13:17,583 --> 00:13:18,958 - I'll talk you later. You-- - Brother-- 197 00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:09,833 Good afternoon, ma'am. 198 00:15:09,917 --> 00:15:12,750 Wow, thank you so much. 199 00:15:12,833 --> 00:15:14,125 This is beautiful. 200 00:15:14,667 --> 00:15:17,792 Ma'am, I'd prefer it if you said that on your page. 201 00:15:19,792 --> 00:15:20,708 Okay. 202 00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:26,042 Phone, ma'am. 203 00:15:27,083 --> 00:15:28,083 Excuse me? 204 00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:29,458 Ma'am... 205 00:15:38,125 --> 00:15:39,208 Okay. 206 00:15:40,875 --> 00:15:45,417 People who visit my page won't visit your café, 207 00:15:45,917 --> 00:15:47,083 but I'll still post. 208 00:15:47,167 --> 00:15:47,583 Hello! 209 00:15:47,667 --> 00:15:48,500 Thanks, ma'am. 210 00:15:49,167 --> 00:15:50,083 Ma'am! 211 00:15:50,167 --> 00:15:51,167 Give me my phone. 212 00:15:51,333 --> 00:15:53,208 - Hello? - Excuse me ma'am, I'll be back. 213 00:15:53,292 --> 00:15:54,792 - Can I have my phone back, please? - Excuse me? 214 00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:57,500 - Hello? - Actually, I am expecting a guest. 215 00:15:57,583 --> 00:16:00,458 Could you guide him to me, please? 216 00:16:00,625 --> 00:16:01,708 Sure. 217 00:16:06,542 --> 00:16:07,833 Nice place. 218 00:16:12,875 --> 00:16:16,167 Give me some love 219 00:16:35,542 --> 00:16:36,708 Hi. 220 00:16:38,500 --> 00:16:40,375 You don't start, please. 221 00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:43,000 Or we'll be featuring in another viral video. 222 00:16:43,333 --> 00:16:44,417 Let me start? 223 00:16:44,750 --> 00:16:45,792 Okay? 224 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,083 - Okay. - Okay. 225 00:16:54,958 --> 00:16:57,333 Hi, Rishi. How are you? 226 00:16:59,917 --> 00:17:01,000 I am good. 227 00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:04,083 I've featured in a lot of memes. 228 00:17:04,708 --> 00:17:12,042 #bereaved, #heartbroken, #FUBAR, #Iwillpayyou,#... 229 00:17:12,083 --> 00:17:14,000 Okay-okay-okay, stop-stop-stop. 230 00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:16,667 Fine, let's not talk about this, okay? 231 00:17:17,292 --> 00:17:19,125 Shush... trash. 232 00:17:20,333 --> 00:17:24,500 Come, let me treat you with the best dairy free, sugar free, 233 00:17:24,583 --> 00:17:26,667 lactose free and gluten free ice cream. 234 00:17:28,375 --> 00:17:29,833 Why don't just offer me an ice cube instead? 235 00:17:31,042 --> 00:17:32,625 Ah sassy, eh! 236 00:17:32,708 --> 00:17:34,292 - Ahh no no. - I'm a fitness freak. 237 00:17:34,708 --> 00:17:38,875 Anyway, someone views my stories as soon as I post them. 238 00:17:40,750 --> 00:17:43,042 Then the memes are right. 239 00:17:43,208 --> 00:17:47,333 #loser, #stalker, #duffer... 240 00:17:47,417 --> 00:17:48,625 #cute? 241 00:17:53,083 --> 00:17:54,042 Shall we? 242 00:17:57,542 --> 00:18:00,208 Hi. Can I have one 99 gelato, please? 243 00:18:00,458 --> 00:18:01,125 Sure, ma'am. 244 00:18:01,208 --> 00:18:02,375 - Thank you. - Yeah. 245 00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:05,583 What about you? 246 00:18:06,125 --> 00:18:06,958 Ma'am. 247 00:18:07,417 --> 00:18:09,000 - Thank you. - Can I have the flavour of the month, 248 00:18:09,042 --> 00:18:10,500 in a medium sized cone please? 249 00:18:13,042 --> 00:18:15,417 Can you see it, sir? 250 00:18:18,542 --> 00:18:19,333 No. 251 00:18:19,417 --> 00:18:21,125 It means it's over, sir. 252 00:18:26,625 --> 00:18:28,042 But it's mentioned over there. 253 00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:30,792 Yes, it is. 254 00:18:31,292 --> 00:18:32,250 But it isn't available here. 255 00:18:33,167 --> 00:18:34,792 Where are your manners? 256 00:18:35,333 --> 00:18:37,042 I just got viral. 257 00:18:37,208 --> 00:18:39,125 I have received 84,000 views. 258 00:18:39,208 --> 00:18:39,958 Would you like to see it? 259 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:43,000 Here, look, it has 20,000 more views now. 260 00:18:43,083 --> 00:18:45,958 I can shut down your business with just one post. 261 00:18:46,042 --> 00:18:49,167 Why do you put up such posters when you don't have the flavour of the month? 262 00:18:49,250 --> 00:18:50,333 - Sir... - I don't want to talk to you. 263 00:18:50,417 --> 00:18:51,542 - Call the manager. - Sir-sir-sir! 264 00:18:51,625 --> 00:18:52,792 What? 265 00:18:52,875 --> 00:18:54,667 - I'll go get it for you. - Yes, go and get it. 266 00:18:54,750 --> 00:18:56,500 - Wait here, I'll go and get it. - Yes, go and get it. 267 00:18:57,333 --> 00:18:58,333 Good. 268 00:19:03,250 --> 00:19:04,583 Is that you? 269 00:19:06,125 --> 00:19:07,083 Yeah. 270 00:19:08,833 --> 00:19:10,125 You have changed, man. 271 00:19:10,458 --> 00:19:11,500 Really. 272 00:19:12,750 --> 00:19:15,292 A friend helped me change. 273 00:19:16,667 --> 00:19:20,417 Well, then you should thank that friend of yours on my behalf. 274 00:19:22,958 --> 00:19:24,125 Okay. 275 00:19:24,750 --> 00:19:25,875 Sir. 276 00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:28,542 Sorry, we don't have it. 277 00:19:31,083 --> 00:19:32,542 You don't have the flavour of the month? 278 00:19:32,792 --> 00:19:33,667 No, sir. 279 00:19:33,750 --> 00:19:34,708 Just a second. 280 00:19:36,167 --> 00:19:37,500 - Come closer, please. - Sure, sir. 281 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:42,042 So this guy, who is smiling over here, doesn't have the flavour of the month. 282 00:19:42,125 --> 00:19:43,792 What's the name of your shop? 283 00:19:43,875 --> 00:19:44,833 Please don't do this, sir. 284 00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:47,292 People should know where they shouldn't come. 285 00:19:47,375 --> 00:19:48,792 - Please don't do this, sir. - I am sure it must be mentioned here somewhere. 286 00:19:48,875 --> 00:19:49,750 Please sir, ma'am... 287 00:19:49,833 --> 00:19:53,333 So guys, this is the name of their shop, their ice cream parlour. 288 00:19:53,417 --> 00:19:54,375 - You should not come... - Rishi, Rishi, Rishi... 289 00:19:54,458 --> 00:19:56,792 - My followers... - Let it be. Let it be, okay? 290 00:19:56,958 --> 00:19:57,875 It's the flavour of the month. 291 00:19:57,958 --> 00:19:59,833 It is over because that's what everyone must have tried. 292 00:20:00,292 --> 00:20:03,083 Why don't you try another flavour? They have strawberry, there's mango. 293 00:20:03,667 --> 00:20:05,333 There's black current, if you want. 294 00:20:10,417 --> 00:20:14,000 I thought we were not going to talk about it. 295 00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:16,417 Share? 296 00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:18,583 Okay. 297 00:20:19,250 --> 00:20:20,042 Hey, I'll... 298 00:20:20,125 --> 00:20:21,083 It's okay. 299 00:20:22,250 --> 00:20:23,667 Here you go. 300 00:20:25,042 --> 00:20:26,125 Thank you, ma'am. 301 00:20:31,500 --> 00:20:33,458 Relax, it happens even to the best of us. 302 00:20:34,083 --> 00:20:35,375 I too goofed up once. 303 00:20:37,167 --> 00:20:41,042 You know, mom was going to the market and I texted her that I want a pillow, 304 00:20:41,583 --> 00:20:43,417 because my pillow had lost its hardness. 305 00:20:44,125 --> 00:20:46,417 And I like it hard, otherwise I can't sleep well. 306 00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:48,000 You know what her reply was? 307 00:20:48,042 --> 00:20:49,917 She was like, "What the hell is wrong with you, Richa?" 308 00:21:09,833 --> 00:21:11,000 Your order, ma'am. 309 00:21:11,208 --> 00:21:12,208 Thank you. 310 00:21:13,833 --> 00:21:14,917 Enjoy, ma'am. 311 00:21:15,833 --> 00:21:16,917 Thanks. 312 00:21:24,333 --> 00:21:26,958 Could you please give me my phone for a minute? 313 00:21:28,792 --> 00:21:30,292 I need my phone for a minute. 314 00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:35,458 Hello? I am talking to you. 315 00:21:35,833 --> 00:21:37,292 Can you please give me my phone? 316 00:21:37,583 --> 00:21:39,292 Excuse me, I am talking to you. 317 00:21:39,583 --> 00:21:40,875 I need to talk to your manager. 318 00:21:41,167 --> 00:21:42,167 Yes, ma'am? 319 00:21:42,708 --> 00:21:44,917 Yeah please, I need my phone for a minute. 320 00:21:45,042 --> 00:21:46,000 Sure, ma'am. 321 00:21:46,583 --> 00:21:47,667 I'll go get it. 322 00:21:47,750 --> 00:21:48,958 Go, get it. 323 00:21:55,750 --> 00:22:00,292 'The number you are trying to reach is out of coverage area.' 324 00:22:03,583 --> 00:22:07,375 'The number you are trying to reach is currently switched off.' 325 00:22:07,583 --> 00:22:08,458 'Please try again later.' 326 00:22:08,542 --> 00:22:09,625 Excuse me, ma'am? 327 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:11,750 Excuse me, ma'am? 328 00:22:14,625 --> 00:22:16,208 Is everything okay? 329 00:22:18,042 --> 00:22:19,333 Can I get the check please? 330 00:22:20,292 --> 00:22:21,625 No ma'am, it's on the house. 331 00:22:21,917 --> 00:22:24,042 I only had one request, that review? 332 00:22:36,750 --> 00:22:38,042 I'll just... 333 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:56,042 Hey guys, do you feel like disconnecting from the world sometimes, 334 00:22:56,458 --> 00:22:58,458 to connect with someone special? 335 00:23:10,208 --> 00:23:11,958 Yeah! Woohoo! 336 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,750 - Where you going bro? - Coming. 337 00:23:14,833 --> 00:23:16,250 Give me five minutes. I'll be there. 338 00:23:16,333 --> 00:23:17,833 - Coming in five. 339 00:23:17,917 --> 00:23:19,042 Woohoo! 340 00:23:33,417 --> 00:23:35,875 I was so scared, you know! 341 00:23:36,542 --> 00:23:37,875 I was petrified. 342 00:23:39,208 --> 00:23:40,542 I won't come tomorrow onwards. 343 00:23:40,667 --> 00:23:41,917 Oh... give me a second. 344 00:23:44,708 --> 00:23:46,375 Hi baby, where were you? 345 00:23:46,458 --> 00:23:48,042 I miss you so much. 346 00:23:48,958 --> 00:23:50,125 Okay. 347 00:23:51,958 --> 00:23:54,708 So, what did you do today? 348 00:23:54,875 --> 00:23:56,000 Nothing much. 349 00:23:56,542 --> 00:23:57,458 So are you all set? 350 00:24:02,458 --> 00:24:03,417 Yes. 351 00:24:04,667 --> 00:24:06,250 - You need to say something? - I need to say something. 352 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:11,000 What? 353 00:24:12,083 --> 00:24:13,208 Well... 354 00:24:14,667 --> 00:24:15,917 What! 355 00:24:17,042 --> 00:24:18,917 My company isn't releasing me. 356 00:24:20,375 --> 00:24:22,458 Remember the bond that I signed? 357 00:24:22,792 --> 00:24:24,042 Just a second, Didi. 358 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:26,250 Who's that bitch? 359 00:24:26,333 --> 00:24:27,375 Who? 360 00:24:27,542 --> 00:24:28,958 The white bitch. 361 00:24:29,833 --> 00:24:30,917 Which white bitch? 362 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:33,292 The one because of whom you don't want to come back to India, 363 00:24:33,750 --> 00:24:35,125 and are using this bond as an excuse. 364 00:24:35,458 --> 00:24:37,542 No Shikha, that's not true. 365 00:24:37,625 --> 00:24:38,792 It's just that... 366 00:24:39,250 --> 00:24:42,042 It's just... I don't want to come back. 367 00:24:46,042 --> 00:24:47,208 I love it here. 368 00:24:48,333 --> 00:24:49,833 You were right, Shikha. 369 00:24:50,875 --> 00:24:52,583 It takes time to like something. 370 00:24:53,250 --> 00:24:55,458 And now I love everything. 371 00:24:56,583 --> 00:24:59,500 God knows why I love black coffee. 372 00:25:00,292 --> 00:25:01,958 Keeps you energised all day long. 373 00:25:02,417 --> 00:25:04,000 And cornflakes? 374 00:25:04,458 --> 00:25:07,125 They have 50 different flavours and all of them are delicious. 375 00:25:07,417 --> 00:25:08,917 I don't feel lazy at all. 376 00:25:10,042 --> 00:25:14,208 Shikha, here if you greet someone they just greet you and move on. 377 00:25:14,500 --> 00:25:16,000 They don't get personal. 378 00:25:16,875 --> 00:25:20,042 I love the independence, I love the freedom. 379 00:25:21,292 --> 00:25:24,000 And you know the best part about these people? 380 00:25:25,042 --> 00:25:26,042 No. 381 00:25:26,125 --> 00:25:27,542 Exactly. 382 00:25:28,167 --> 00:25:29,292 "No." 383 00:25:29,667 --> 00:25:31,833 People here know how to say "no". 384 00:25:32,292 --> 00:25:36,958 Shikha, people here say yes only if they can do your work. 385 00:25:37,750 --> 00:25:39,458 Otherwise, they bluntly refuse. 386 00:25:40,208 --> 00:25:42,042 They don't make any false promises. 387 00:25:48,083 --> 00:25:49,292 What do you want me to say? 388 00:25:50,792 --> 00:25:51,833 That... 389 00:25:53,208 --> 00:25:54,333 This is... 390 00:25:56,333 --> 00:25:59,917 You want others to say what you can't say for yourself. 391 00:26:00,083 --> 00:26:03,375 You want to come back but you want to hear it from me or your parents. 392 00:26:04,042 --> 00:26:07,250 You want to ruin your presentation but you want to hear it from us. 393 00:26:07,667 --> 00:26:11,000 You want to wear a red shirt but you want us to say: 394 00:26:11,042 --> 00:26:13,792 "Baby wear that red shirt, you look so good in it." 395 00:26:13,875 --> 00:26:15,000 You just... 396 00:26:15,083 --> 00:26:18,042 You just need validation from somebody else. 397 00:26:31,708 --> 00:26:32,833 What do you want? 398 00:26:34,333 --> 00:26:35,917 You want to settle down there? 399 00:26:36,625 --> 00:26:38,625 You want to come back after five years? 400 00:26:39,042 --> 00:26:40,208 What do you want? 401 00:26:42,292 --> 00:26:43,375 I don't know. 402 00:26:44,917 --> 00:26:46,125 I am confused. 403 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:51,875 And where do I fit in, in this confusion of yours? 404 00:26:52,042 --> 00:26:54,125 Shikha baby, I love you. 405 00:26:55,083 --> 00:26:57,708 I have not even looked at one girl here. 406 00:26:58,292 --> 00:27:00,917 All my friends tease me calling me "one woman man." 407 00:27:04,042 --> 00:27:05,208 Can't you come here? 408 00:27:08,042 --> 00:27:09,083 Like this? 409 00:27:10,042 --> 00:27:11,250 I don't think so. 410 00:27:12,500 --> 00:27:13,917 But baby, I love you. 411 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:16,458 I have not even looked at one girl here. All my friends tease me. 412 00:27:16,542 --> 00:27:18,542 Yeah, you just told me. Then? 413 00:27:22,875 --> 00:27:24,375 Can you wait for me? 414 00:27:26,375 --> 00:27:27,542 Just for a few years? 415 00:27:28,958 --> 00:27:30,375 What if you change? 416 00:27:31,792 --> 00:27:34,167 What if you end up liking an American girl in the next five years? 417 00:27:34,375 --> 00:27:36,625 I swear Shikha, I won't change. 418 00:27:36,708 --> 00:27:38,458 I promise you I won't change. 419 00:27:39,083 --> 00:27:43,583 You have started liking the very things you hated about America, 420 00:27:43,667 --> 00:27:45,667 and you say that you won't change? 421 00:27:50,375 --> 00:27:51,208 What else? 422 00:27:52,875 --> 00:27:53,750 What else? 423 00:27:55,292 --> 00:27:57,833 This is not how we used to talk, Vikas. 424 00:27:59,375 --> 00:28:03,333 You never used to put me on hold and talk to your friends. 425 00:28:03,458 --> 00:28:04,417 There are times... 426 00:28:11,958 --> 00:28:14,667 God you're making me sound like those typical girlfriends but... 427 00:28:14,958 --> 00:28:17,292 But...but you know what? I'm going to say it. 428 00:28:18,042 --> 00:28:21,250 There are times when you sound bored 429 00:28:21,333 --> 00:28:22,708 when you speak to me after you've spoken to them. 430 00:28:22,833 --> 00:28:26,125 Like you were happy to talk to them but are bored to talk to me. 431 00:28:26,833 --> 00:28:29,208 You are my Gogu, Shikha. 432 00:28:29,917 --> 00:28:32,292 It's just that I hang out with these guys... 433 00:28:32,458 --> 00:28:35,458 There are times when I want to share something with you but then I stop myself, 434 00:28:35,625 --> 00:28:37,833 because I think you might not find it funny, 435 00:28:38,542 --> 00:28:41,458 because you don't know the thing that makes it funny. 436 00:28:41,792 --> 00:28:42,958 I feel trapped. 437 00:28:45,292 --> 00:28:51,542 If you still think that I am wrong then tell me what I should do. 438 00:28:53,417 --> 00:28:54,500 Even this you want me to tell you... 439 00:29:04,125 --> 00:29:07,833 Don't hang in between, pick a side. 440 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:11,000 Either don't change at all or change yourself completely. 441 00:29:12,583 --> 00:29:14,500 See what comes naturally to you, 442 00:29:15,125 --> 00:29:16,792 to be an Indian or to be an American, 443 00:29:16,875 --> 00:29:18,333 to say yes or to say no. 444 00:29:25,417 --> 00:29:26,667 As far as I am concerned, 445 00:29:30,458 --> 00:29:31,917 I can't do this anymore. 446 00:29:32,458 --> 00:29:33,375 I am sorry. 447 00:29:35,083 --> 00:29:36,000 Bye.