1 00:00:55,083 --> 00:00:56,333 That was good. 2 00:00:57,792 --> 00:00:59,292 You were good. 3 00:01:04,167 --> 00:01:05,375 Really? 4 00:01:12,625 --> 00:01:14,625 I swear upon my glasses. 5 00:01:38,333 --> 00:01:39,583 Can you stay? 6 00:01:40,750 --> 00:01:41,875 Already? 7 00:01:43,208 --> 00:01:44,917 It's not even been five minutes. 8 00:01:45,708 --> 00:01:48,000 No, not for that. 9 00:01:49,042 --> 00:01:50,125 Then? 10 00:01:52,042 --> 00:01:53,125 Just. 11 00:02:01,375 --> 00:02:02,167 Just? 12 00:02:03,458 --> 00:02:04,375 Yeah. 13 00:02:19,458 --> 00:02:20,417 Happy? 14 00:02:22,792 --> 00:02:23,417 Okay. 15 00:03:01,125 --> 00:03:02,292 Silly. 16 00:03:02,458 --> 00:03:03,417 Bye. 17 00:03:03,542 --> 00:03:04,708 Bye. 18 00:03:40,833 --> 00:03:44,083 Remember the famous show in the 80s, Mahabharat? 19 00:03:44,167 --> 00:03:46,250 Its prologue had become quite popular. 20 00:03:46,333 --> 00:03:48,333 "I am Time." 21 00:03:48,625 --> 00:03:53,917 I was wondering, what if we make a modern updated version of it? 22 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:55,458 A 2.0 version of it? 23 00:03:55,542 --> 00:03:56,542 Have you wondered what it would be like? 24 00:03:56,625 --> 00:03:59,208 So here is, my tribute to-- 25 00:03:59,625 --> 00:04:02,417 "I...I..." 26 00:04:03,333 --> 00:04:05,125 "I am the Timeline." 27 00:04:05,708 --> 00:04:07,000 "I have many colours." 28 00:04:07,667 --> 00:04:08,667 "I can be Green," 29 00:04:09,208 --> 00:04:10,333 "Blue," 30 00:04:10,625 --> 00:04:11,500 "Pink," 31 00:04:11,583 --> 00:04:13,042 "Or even Yellow." 32 00:04:14,792 --> 00:04:16,458 "I am the Timeline." 33 00:04:17,167 --> 00:04:19,417 "I was born in the 21st century." 34 00:04:19,958 --> 00:04:23,375 "And I am here to stay, for many more centuries to come." 35 00:04:26,250 --> 00:04:27,708 His name is George? 36 00:04:27,792 --> 00:04:28,583 Hmm. 37 00:04:28,667 --> 00:04:29,917 So much fun. 38 00:04:30,083 --> 00:04:31,667 Completely crazy. 39 00:04:34,042 --> 00:04:35,083 What else? 40 00:04:35,833 --> 00:04:36,667 Well... 41 00:04:36,750 --> 00:04:38,833 "What's happening in your life..." 42 00:04:39,667 --> 00:04:42,833 "What should be happening in your life..." 43 00:04:43,958 --> 00:04:45,333 "I know it all." 44 00:04:46,500 --> 00:04:49,417 "Because I am the Timeline." 45 00:04:50,500 --> 00:04:51,792 "I know everything." 46 00:04:55,500 --> 00:04:57,208 "Who is befriending you," 47 00:04:58,333 --> 00:05:00,625 "and who is avoiding you." 48 00:05:01,875 --> 00:05:03,083 "I know everything." 49 00:05:03,250 --> 00:05:07,042 You know Aunt Sheru's dog bit her on her bum? 50 00:05:07,125 --> 00:05:08,583 Yes, you told me about it. 51 00:05:08,917 --> 00:05:10,042 - I did? - Yeah. 52 00:05:10,125 --> 00:05:12,083 - Match is starting. Yo, Shikha. - Coming, coming. 53 00:05:12,417 --> 00:05:13,542 What else? 54 00:05:14,792 --> 00:05:15,833 I'll call you back. 55 00:05:16,083 --> 00:05:18,458 "Who's heading towards their destination," 56 00:05:19,042 --> 00:05:21,667 "and who is straying away from it." 57 00:05:22,292 --> 00:05:23,667 "I know everything." 58 00:05:23,875 --> 00:05:25,958 Thank you very much, Theia design! 59 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:28,000 Your clothes are awesome, dude! 60 00:05:28,042 --> 00:05:30,625 That's not a spider web, it's my new hammock. 61 00:05:30,708 --> 00:05:33,542 Thank you Hammerina for this amazing new hammock. 62 00:05:33,625 --> 00:05:35,875 Thank you Mumma, for sending me this rug. 63 00:05:35,958 --> 00:05:38,000 "I am the Timeline." 64 00:05:39,083 --> 00:05:40,333 "I know it all." 65 00:05:41,208 --> 00:05:43,542 "Who should be a part of your life," 66 00:05:44,292 --> 00:05:47,250 "and whom you should stay away from." 67 00:05:47,708 --> 00:05:49,000 "I know everything." 68 00:05:49,042 --> 00:05:53,083 Wow, but when do I see you out of it? 69 00:05:53,542 --> 00:05:55,542 Soon, very soon. 70 00:05:56,708 --> 00:05:57,875 Should I book a room? 71 00:05:59,000 --> 00:05:59,750 Why? 72 00:05:59,833 --> 00:06:01,125 Do you live on the streets? 73 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:04,292 "I am the Timeline." 74 00:06:04,583 --> 00:06:06,042 "I have many colours." 75 00:06:06,500 --> 00:06:12,375 So, if you guys want to be a part of my timeline join me for the live feed on... 76 00:06:12,458 --> 00:06:14,083 Lucky Tuesday with Deepali, 77 00:06:14,583 --> 00:06:17,708 where, I will chat with one lucky fan. 78 00:06:18,167 --> 00:06:20,167 So, all the best. 79 00:06:43,250 --> 00:06:44,125 Fake. 80 00:06:45,167 --> 00:06:46,000 This, really? 81 00:06:46,542 --> 00:06:48,750 Bro, it looks animated. 82 00:06:49,208 --> 00:06:50,042 Right. 83 00:07:03,417 --> 00:07:05,167 You better make sure your Equipment hasn't gone rusty. 84 00:07:05,458 --> 00:07:06,917 It hasn't been oiled from quite some time now. 85 00:07:07,292 --> 00:07:09,042 You can use my girl. You want some tips? 86 00:07:09,125 --> 00:07:12,375 You should ask her out. We'll guide you through the process. 87 00:07:12,458 --> 00:07:15,708 A dud husband takes his wife to Jhony Sins, 88 00:07:16,333 --> 00:07:17,625 then watches them from the side-lines. 89 00:07:18,625 --> 00:07:20,708 Henceforth, he's known as Prateek. 90 00:07:36,375 --> 00:07:37,167 Hello? 91 00:07:37,292 --> 00:07:38,042 Brother! 92 00:07:39,083 --> 00:07:40,042 You're looking good, brother. 93 00:07:40,083 --> 00:07:40,875 Send me a sponsorship letter, brother. 94 00:07:41,083 --> 00:07:41,958 Naveen? 95 00:07:42,375 --> 00:07:43,167 Where are you? 96 00:07:43,708 --> 00:07:47,208 I'm close to the house, brother. 97 00:07:47,750 --> 00:07:48,792 Then why don't you go home? 98 00:07:49,083 --> 00:07:51,958 Mom will cut off my balls. 99 00:07:52,792 --> 00:07:54,125 You're having a good time. 100 00:07:54,208 --> 00:07:57,292 I saw the pictures you uploaded on Joypad. 101 00:07:58,583 --> 00:08:01,333 Great pics, brother. Jägermeister, yeah! 102 00:08:01,417 --> 00:08:02,958 It's not like that, bro. 103 00:08:03,583 --> 00:08:05,125 Life is quite tough out here. 104 00:08:05,833 --> 00:08:07,125 You have to do everything on your own. 105 00:08:07,208 --> 00:08:11,417 I do that... here as well, brother. 106 00:08:12,125 --> 00:08:14,542 Life's fucked up, brother. 107 00:08:15,125 --> 00:08:17,917 "Go get yogurt, go get snacks." 108 00:08:18,250 --> 00:08:19,250 "Go get groceries." 109 00:08:19,333 --> 00:08:20,583 "Drop Dimpy to school." 110 00:08:20,667 --> 00:08:22,042 "Pick up Dimpy from school." 111 00:08:22,125 --> 00:08:23,625 "Deliver Dimply's lunch box." 112 00:08:24,292 --> 00:08:25,458 Let me tell you something, brother, 113 00:08:26,417 --> 00:08:30,917 I've done everything for Dimpy except for bathing him. 114 00:08:31,917 --> 00:08:34,000 Brother, life... a good life, 115 00:08:35,042 --> 00:08:40,417 best life, best life ever... 116 00:08:41,417 --> 00:08:45,667 can only be lived abroad. 117 00:08:47,375 --> 00:08:49,750 Please send me that sponsorship letter, brother. 118 00:08:49,833 --> 00:08:51,417 I was meant to be abroad. 119 00:08:51,500 --> 00:08:52,833 I am made to live abroad. 120 00:08:52,917 --> 00:08:53,958 Please send me a sponsorship letter. 121 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:56,833 - I am not meant for this fucked up life. - Naveen... 122 00:08:57,042 --> 00:08:58,167 - Please send me a sponsorship letter. - Calm down. 123 00:08:58,250 --> 00:08:59,208 - Please send me a sponsorship letter, brother. - Calm down. 124 00:08:59,292 --> 00:09:00,167 I'll see what I can do. 125 00:09:03,167 --> 00:09:03,958 You promise, brother? 126 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:08,833 Listen? 127 00:09:09,125 --> 00:09:09,792 Hmm? 128 00:09:09,875 --> 00:09:10,833 Listen. 129 00:09:12,125 --> 00:09:13,333 Tell me your name. 130 00:09:15,500 --> 00:09:17,042 "Tell me your name!" 131 00:09:17,375 --> 00:09:19,125 I am just asking for your name. 132 00:09:30,375 --> 00:09:31,333 Fine, don't tell me. 133 00:09:37,500 --> 00:09:38,417 Fine, me too. 134 00:09:44,667 --> 00:09:45,375 Whatever. 135 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:46,875 Okay. 136 00:09:47,083 --> 00:09:48,875 I noticed that you aren't wearing your glasses either. 137 00:09:51,167 --> 00:09:53,792 Tell me your name, please. Please, tell me. 138 00:09:58,417 --> 00:09:59,750 Company policy. 139 00:10:00,083 --> 00:10:01,375 I cannot tell you my name. 140 00:10:01,583 --> 00:10:03,042 But it's me. 141 00:10:04,542 --> 00:10:05,708 I love you. 142 00:10:07,500 --> 00:10:10,208 I am always thinking about you. 143 00:10:10,750 --> 00:10:13,042 And...and I know you love me too. 144 00:10:14,583 --> 00:10:16,250 I've seen it in your eyes. 145 00:10:17,708 --> 00:10:19,792 Have you actually ever looked into my eyes? 146 00:10:21,208 --> 00:10:24,875 And you don't think about me, you think about what we do. 147 00:10:27,208 --> 00:10:28,167 Nooo! 148 00:10:28,750 --> 00:10:30,792 I do that with many girls. 149 00:10:31,417 --> 00:10:33,542 But you are the only one I think about. 150 00:10:34,125 --> 00:10:35,167 Really? 151 00:10:36,500 --> 00:10:37,583 Of course. 152 00:10:38,250 --> 00:10:39,167 Okay. 153 00:10:45,167 --> 00:10:46,250 You don't believe me? 154 00:10:49,125 --> 00:10:49,958 Okay. 155 00:10:50,250 --> 00:10:51,333 I will prove it to you. 156 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:55,583 I'll make out...make out with a girl, 157 00:10:56,125 --> 00:10:59,583 record a video and bring it next time, 158 00:10:59,875 --> 00:11:01,125 so you can see for yourself. 159 00:11:02,125 --> 00:11:03,292 Do we have a deal? 160 00:11:04,750 --> 00:11:05,625 Deal! 161 00:11:05,917 --> 00:11:10,083 You get the video and I'll tell you my name, my address... my everything. 162 00:11:11,708 --> 00:11:12,875 Promise? 163 00:11:15,917 --> 00:11:16,875 You too. 164 00:11:39,458 --> 00:11:41,500 So what's else? 165 00:11:42,625 --> 00:11:44,042 Same old stuff. 166 00:11:44,958 --> 00:11:48,333 Home, friends, handover. 167 00:11:50,458 --> 00:11:52,833 Handover, not hangover. 168 00:11:54,167 --> 00:11:54,958 What about you? 169 00:11:55,042 --> 00:11:55,958 Nothing new. 170 00:11:56,458 --> 00:11:59,167 Oh yeah, we went to Haveli with Sheru aunty. 171 00:11:59,458 --> 00:12:01,042 They have installed new swings. 172 00:12:01,583 --> 00:12:03,042 - It was fun. - Really? 173 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:05,667 There's just one Haveli there. 174 00:12:05,833 --> 00:12:08,125 Here we have restaurants better than Haveli on every corner. 175 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:12,000 What? 176 00:12:13,250 --> 00:12:14,208 Nothing. 177 00:12:15,833 --> 00:12:17,333 Hang on, someone's at the door. 178 00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:34,875 "Have some milk of love, my boy, you look weak!" 179 00:12:34,958 --> 00:12:37,792 "My boy, you look weak! 180 00:12:40,167 --> 00:12:41,833 Oh so we got a new mujra addict, huh? 181 00:12:41,917 --> 00:12:43,292 Oh I'm Dilruba Shehzadi's number one fan. 182 00:12:43,375 --> 00:12:45,292 She is so good over here, you know. 183 00:12:46,208 --> 00:12:47,250 Listen-listen-listen... 184 00:12:47,333 --> 00:12:48,417 Feroz called. 185 00:12:48,625 --> 00:12:49,583 Where are we going this evening? 186 00:12:49,667 --> 00:12:50,542 Royal March? 187 00:12:50,708 --> 00:12:51,625 Nooo! 188 00:12:51,708 --> 00:12:53,833 No, that place is more like The Dandi March than Royal March. 189 00:12:53,917 --> 00:12:55,458 True, they add too much salt. 190 00:12:55,542 --> 00:12:56,667 Hey brown guys, English, come on. 191 00:12:56,750 --> 00:12:58,375 Sorry, sorry. Nandos? 192 00:12:58,542 --> 00:12:59,833 No-no-no-no. I don't want to go there. 193 00:13:00,042 --> 00:13:01,333 Let's try another place, come on. 194 00:13:01,583 --> 00:13:03,250 Okay, so why don't we try a new place, yeah? 195 00:13:03,333 --> 00:13:04,292 - Yeah. - Yes, please. 196 00:13:04,583 --> 00:13:05,625 Adil's going to cry, bro. 197 00:13:05,708 --> 00:13:07,042 120%, bro. 198 00:13:07,083 --> 00:13:10,542 He's going to be like, "Bhalla saab, let's just go to a tried and tested place, 199 00:13:10,625 --> 00:13:13,750 because my balls are too small and I don't like surprises." 200 00:13:15,542 --> 00:13:18,125 You know he reminds me of that Indian character from, 201 00:13:18,333 --> 00:13:20,417 Master of None, his name is Daiv. 202 00:13:21,875 --> 00:13:22,792 Dev. 203 00:13:23,542 --> 00:13:24,500 That's what I said. 204 00:13:24,667 --> 00:13:25,542 Daiv. 205 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,083 Dev. 206 00:13:29,708 --> 00:13:31,792 Oh, come on! 207 00:13:33,917 --> 00:13:34,583 Shit! 208 00:13:34,667 --> 00:13:36,083 I forgot Shikha is on hold. 209 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:40,625 Sorry. Sorry, sorry. 210 00:13:41,792 --> 00:13:42,750 What? 211 00:13:43,083 --> 00:13:44,208 You took your own sweet time. 212 00:13:44,333 --> 00:13:46,208 George has come over. 213 00:13:46,500 --> 00:13:47,500 Yeah, I heard. 214 00:13:48,125 --> 00:13:50,333 You've taught him a lot in four months. 215 00:13:50,417 --> 00:13:51,292 No! 216 00:13:51,375 --> 00:13:52,750 You know how it all starts. 217 00:13:52,833 --> 00:13:55,042 "Bro, teach me some Hindi cuss words." 218 00:13:55,208 --> 00:13:56,875 It begins from there and... 219 00:14:00,208 --> 00:14:01,708 As I was saying... 220 00:14:02,167 --> 00:14:03,125 Getting embarrassed? 221 00:14:03,208 --> 00:14:04,167 No! 222 00:14:05,583 --> 00:14:07,667 Just looking for better network. 223 00:14:08,333 --> 00:14:09,833 Look for a better excuse. 224 00:14:13,333 --> 00:14:14,542 Come on! 225 00:14:14,625 --> 00:14:15,500 Anyway forget that. 226 00:14:15,750 --> 00:14:18,500 Have you watched the show, Master of None? 227 00:14:19,042 --> 00:14:21,458 There's this Indian character in it, Dev. 228 00:14:21,750 --> 00:14:24,333 He's so funny and irritating at the same time. 229 00:14:24,417 --> 00:14:26,542 Oh, come on! 230 00:14:27,208 --> 00:14:28,042 Hmm. 231 00:14:28,125 --> 00:14:29,292 He is dope! 232 00:14:32,625 --> 00:14:36,417 We have a friend, Adil, who behaves exactly like Dev. 233 00:14:36,792 --> 00:14:38,292 He is always cribbing. 234 00:14:38,583 --> 00:14:40,125 Yes, you told me about him. 235 00:14:40,958 --> 00:14:41,917 I did? 236 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:46,458 He's funny. I must have told you about him. 237 00:14:49,417 --> 00:14:50,417 What else? 238 00:14:51,792 --> 00:14:52,833 Nothing. 239 00:15:12,708 --> 00:15:14,208 Prattu! Talk to me! 240 00:15:14,375 --> 00:15:18,708 What you see is a foot of the Immortal, kiss it. 241 00:15:18,792 --> 00:15:20,458 Don't bug me. 242 00:15:21,792 --> 00:15:23,917 I fucked the best person in the world. 243 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:26,167 The milkman? 244 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:28,000 Huh? 245 00:15:28,167 --> 00:15:30,000 Duh, we had cybersex. 246 00:15:30,667 --> 00:15:32,208 Next time we'll do it on this bed. 247 00:15:32,333 --> 00:15:35,833 But don't you have rules about not bringing any girl home? 248 00:15:36,125 --> 00:15:38,542 That's only for butterflies like Tia and Pooja. 249 00:15:39,583 --> 00:15:40,792 This one is special. 250 00:15:46,208 --> 00:15:49,125 @YOU are saying a girl is #Special? 251 00:15:49,875 --> 00:15:50,708 What do you mean? 252 00:15:51,875 --> 00:15:53,625 Ladies and Gentlemen, 253 00:15:54,250 --> 00:16:00,583 not so long ago there was a lowlife, Prateek Chawla, 254 00:16:01,292 --> 00:16:04,042 who could catch fish with his eyes closed 255 00:16:04,125 --> 00:16:07,500 - I still do. - He'd be with a new fish every night. 256 00:16:07,583 --> 00:16:08,208 Drama queen. 257 00:16:08,292 --> 00:16:12,333 One night after he ate all the fishes in the pond, 258 00:16:14,208 --> 00:16:20,125 he came across a fish who managed to touch his heart. 259 00:16:20,208 --> 00:16:21,792 The special girl... 260 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:22,958 What's her name? 261 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:23,875 Neena. 262 00:16:23,958 --> 00:16:25,458 Neena! 263 00:16:27,250 --> 00:16:28,792 Not so special, bro. 264 00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:32,458 A girl is only special till you get her under you. 265 00:16:33,167 --> 00:16:38,375 You'll see how I turn her from special to ordinary on this very bed. 266 00:16:39,917 --> 00:16:41,208 And how will I see that? 267 00:16:44,500 --> 00:16:45,667 Huh? 268 00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:47,958 What you thinking, bro? 269 00:16:48,917 --> 00:16:50,917 How to propose to her? 270 00:17:00,083 --> 00:17:01,167 Come 271 00:17:01,708 --> 00:17:03,667 I'd let you enter the sacred garden that day. 272 00:17:05,333 --> 00:17:07,500 Today, I'll let you enter the sacred cave. 273 00:17:07,583 --> 00:17:08,333 Sit down. 274 00:17:08,417 --> 00:17:10,542 Oh, confidential stuff. 275 00:17:17,958 --> 00:17:19,583 Ever heard of Guyzlockerroom? 276 00:17:20,708 --> 00:17:21,667 What's that? 277 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,000 Contains adult content. 278 00:17:29,208 --> 00:17:30,000 You think you can handle it? 279 00:17:30,042 --> 00:17:33,750 I have memorised the names and filmography of all pornstars by heart. 280 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:36,042 - Anaesthesia Bella, Danger Coco Mendy... - Here. 281 00:17:52,333 --> 00:17:53,250 Mind blown? 282 00:17:55,750 --> 00:17:59,792 This group picks up from where your porn ends. 283 00:18:01,542 --> 00:18:05,542 An exclusive group of Tomcats from all over Delhi, Mumbai, Bangalore... 284 00:18:05,625 --> 00:18:07,000 Guyzlockerroom. 285 00:18:07,792 --> 00:18:08,708 I wish I could un-see that. 286 00:18:08,792 --> 00:18:10,458 Used goods. 287 00:18:10,792 --> 00:18:12,417 Boring, damaged goods. 288 00:18:19,667 --> 00:18:23,083 My girl sucks so well. 289 00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:25,292 Just like a vacuum cleaner. 290 00:18:25,833 --> 00:18:27,500 Does she suck or gargle? 291 00:18:30,625 --> 00:18:32,250 A limited, members only group. 292 00:18:32,500 --> 00:18:34,000 Everything is shared here. 293 00:18:34,417 --> 00:18:36,917 Who fucked whom, how, 294 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,708 and how many times. 295 00:18:38,792 --> 00:18:39,792 Driving me crazy. 296 00:18:39,875 --> 00:18:42,458 Who got hold of some good stuff and who got hold of cheap stuff... 297 00:18:42,708 --> 00:18:47,042 What's everyone's count and where are they stuck at... 298 00:18:48,042 --> 00:18:49,208 Fuck! 299 00:18:49,500 --> 00:18:52,875 I've found an awesome place behind Yamuna highway. 300 00:18:53,125 --> 00:18:55,000 A look at it and you are sure to kiss my balls. 301 00:18:55,083 --> 00:18:57,000 All 3 of us should grab her and plunge her together. 302 00:19:00,625 --> 00:19:02,542 I've had her in the ninth grade. 303 00:19:02,708 --> 00:19:04,250 She locks you in just like a bitch. 304 00:19:04,333 --> 00:19:05,792 Did someone use a baton to release you? 305 00:19:05,875 --> 00:19:07,208 I too have ridden her. 306 00:19:07,625 --> 00:19:08,708 Gave my friend a free ride as well. 307 00:19:09,083 --> 00:19:10,917 She told me she's a virgin. 308 00:19:13,917 --> 00:19:15,042 Ever watched Fight Club? 309 00:19:16,250 --> 00:19:18,083 What the fuck does this have to do with Fight Club? 310 00:19:18,833 --> 00:19:21,917 First rule of Fight Club, you don't talk about Fight Club. 311 00:19:22,625 --> 00:19:23,625 Right. 312 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,250 This group is like that. 313 00:19:25,458 --> 00:19:27,042 Then why are you telling me about it? 314 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,958 Because these bloody pricks called me a cunt. 315 00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:35,458 I've sworn to live stream my sex session on their exclusive group, 316 00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:39,625 to let them know Prateek Chawla doesn't have special feelings for any girl. 317 00:19:40,833 --> 00:19:43,042 And I'll come here later to collect your torn condoms? 318 00:19:43,333 --> 00:19:44,500 Of course, you will. 319 00:19:45,542 --> 00:19:50,167 But before that, you'll record it on your computer through my webcam. 320 00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:51,250 Pratty... 321 00:19:51,333 --> 00:19:53,375 Listen, you bloody Faltuminds's numbnut... 322 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:59,500 Fuck this up and I'll live stream your funeral. 323 00:20:00,917 --> 00:20:01,792 Are we clear? 324 00:20:03,042 --> 00:20:04,583 So, you'll do it. Your bro needs you. 325 00:20:59,583 --> 00:21:01,750 Okay guys, we have John here with us. 326 00:21:01,833 --> 00:21:04,125 Hey, hi, I am John. 327 00:21:04,208 --> 00:21:06,042 - Hi John, I'm Deepali. - Hi. 328 00:21:08,292 --> 00:21:14,083 I didn't expect to get through so I'm just a little... 329 00:21:15,250 --> 00:21:16,625 - You know. - Same here. 330 00:21:16,958 --> 00:21:18,042 I guess you are lucky. 331 00:21:18,708 --> 00:21:19,833 Well... 332 00:21:20,208 --> 00:21:21,458 And you are really pretty. 333 00:21:22,042 --> 00:21:24,375 Well... you're not that lucky. 334 00:21:25,208 --> 00:21:25,958 I know. 335 00:21:27,333 --> 00:21:29,458 A perfect 'left it hanging' moment, bro. 336 00:21:29,542 --> 00:21:30,458 Love you, Deepali ma'am. 337 00:21:30,542 --> 00:21:32,292 Make a video on depression as well. 338 00:21:32,375 --> 00:21:37,250 I know I'm not that lucky, but you...you are amazing, you know. 339 00:21:37,333 --> 00:21:41,208 Your thoughts, your blogs, your videos... 340 00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:43,167 - They're really amazing. - Thank you, John. 341 00:21:43,250 --> 00:21:48,250 Actually, it's you guys and I just see myself, 342 00:21:48,333 --> 00:21:51,083 and you guys are pouring in so much love, 343 00:21:51,625 --> 00:21:54,167 I just feel blessed at times, seriously, thank you. 344 00:21:59,000 --> 00:21:59,917 What? 345 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,708 Nothing, nothing. 346 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:07,500 I thought you'd be a little snobbish. 347 00:22:07,583 --> 00:22:12,250 You might have a little attitude, but you are quite, you know... 348 00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:15,917 You know... 349 00:22:19,417 --> 00:22:20,708 Normal? 350 00:22:21,375 --> 00:22:23,167 You are normal, yes. 351 00:22:23,375 --> 00:22:25,375 Normal. Normal but not ordinary. 352 00:22:25,917 --> 00:22:26,833 Not at all. 353 00:22:26,917 --> 00:22:29,042 Okay thank you, that's kind. 354 00:22:31,333 --> 00:22:34,208 Madam, your videos are so nice. 355 00:22:34,292 --> 00:22:36,708 - You make amazing videos. - Thank you, Geetanjali. 356 00:22:36,958 --> 00:22:37,875 Excellent videos. 357 00:22:38,208 --> 00:22:41,708 Yes, I know the exams are on, so all the best. 358 00:22:42,125 --> 00:22:47,500 Thank you Pallavi, thank you Harish, thank you Priyanka123. 359 00:22:47,958 --> 00:22:50,042 - I am definitely going to do a video... - I want to see you. 360 00:22:54,500 --> 00:22:58,167 Yeah, you can see fifteen hundred pictures of mine on the Grid. 361 00:22:58,917 --> 00:23:00,167 I guess they are all nice! 362 00:23:00,875 --> 00:23:05,083 And she's hit the ball out of the park! 363 00:23:05,167 --> 00:23:06,917 That's... that's not what I meant. 364 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,250 I mean I want to meet you, you know, face to face? 365 00:23:11,250 --> 00:23:13,250 We live in different countries actually. 366 00:23:13,417 --> 00:23:17,708 I just saw you're from Boston, so Mr. John, we can't. 367 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:21,083 Yeah, but I can...I can travel. 368 00:23:22,292 --> 00:23:23,333 No, John. 369 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:25,375 Why? 370 00:23:26,208 --> 00:23:27,958 I told you, we cannot meet. 371 00:23:30,333 --> 00:23:32,750 - Okay. - You should meet him, don't act pricey. 372 00:23:32,833 --> 00:23:33,875 You can have me, darling. 373 00:23:33,958 --> 00:23:35,542 I have the same goods she has. 374 00:23:35,625 --> 00:23:38,667 He has a Panis @Babydollsoneki. 375 00:23:38,750 --> 00:23:39,708 He's a guy. 376 00:23:39,792 --> 00:23:41,333 Guys, show some respect. 377 00:23:41,417 --> 00:23:42,500 And we have Deepali's pimp amongst us. 378 00:23:42,583 --> 00:23:44,208 - Meet me instead. - This is not right. 379 00:23:44,292 --> 00:23:46,500 - You should... - You should expose a little at least. 380 00:23:46,583 --> 00:23:47,125 Just a little? 381 00:23:47,208 --> 00:23:48,917 Hey fucker, just shut up! 382 00:23:49,208 --> 00:23:51,625 Mind your fucking tongue dude, I'll... I'll report you assholes. 383 00:23:51,708 --> 00:23:52,708 Who talks like that? 384 00:23:52,792 --> 00:23:53,833 What's your hourly rate, babe? 385 00:23:54,208 --> 00:23:55,083 Do you charge for a meeting? 386 00:23:55,167 --> 00:23:56,542 - Shut up, guys! - John, stop it. 387 00:23:56,625 --> 00:23:57,917 They'll troll you even more. 388 00:23:58,042 --> 00:24:00,458 - Fuck you guys, nobody talks like that, please. - She's doing this to get more likes. 389 00:24:00,542 --> 00:24:01,750 John, please stop this. 390 00:24:03,458 --> 00:24:04,458 I don't need your help. 391 00:24:04,583 --> 00:24:05,917 - I'm just... - Please. 392 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:10,042 This is the problem with talking to ordinary people like you. 393 00:24:10,417 --> 00:24:13,250 You either think that you are stars or you start thinking that we are ordinary. 394 00:24:13,458 --> 00:24:15,792 Well sweetheart, none of that is true. 395 00:24:16,667 --> 00:24:19,875 You bitch, we make you a star and you start acting pricey? 396 00:24:19,958 --> 00:24:22,542 - How dare you call us ordinary? - Why are you saying that, ma'am? 397 00:24:22,625 --> 00:24:23,917 Have you seen your face in the mirror? 398 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:25,583 What the fuck are you saying, bitch? 399 00:24:25,667 --> 00:24:26,667 It's all fixed. 400 00:24:26,750 --> 00:24:28,208 She's doing this to increase her followers. 401 00:24:28,292 --> 00:24:29,167 She is hiding something. 402 00:24:29,250 --> 00:24:30,167 A big dildo. 403 00:24:30,250 --> 00:24:31,958 That's why she keeps vibrating in all her videos. 404 00:24:32,750 --> 00:24:34,083 I'll unfollow you. 405 00:24:34,167 --> 00:24:35,458 Don't you dare call me ordinary! 406 00:24:35,542 --> 00:24:38,000 You are a star because we like you. 407 00:24:38,042 --> 00:24:39,292 You shit from the same place we do. 408 00:24:39,375 --> 00:24:41,125 We both fart from the same place, bitch. 409 00:24:42,542 --> 00:24:44,458 Do you charge per hour? 410 00:24:44,542 --> 00:24:46,125 - She's hiding something. - Will you guys fucking shut up, man? 411 00:24:46,208 --> 00:24:48,500 Will you please let her talk? You're on a live right now. 412 00:24:48,583 --> 00:24:50,542 - Will you fucking shut up? - Stop it, John. 413 00:24:50,625 --> 00:24:52,875 GOTI26 mind your fucking tongue. 414 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:54,250 You guys have no sense or what? 415 00:24:54,917 --> 00:24:55,875 - I'm really-- - You know what? 416 00:24:58,458 --> 00:24:59,375 Thank you. 417 00:25:00,417 --> 00:25:03,167 Thank you for ruining the chances for all those, 418 00:25:04,292 --> 00:25:07,708 whose calls I won't be taking because of this call. 419 00:25:11,292 --> 00:25:13,792 - Bye. - What are you hiding? 420 00:25:45,083 --> 00:25:47,167 She's doing this to get more likes. 421 00:25:47,958 --> 00:25:49,625 I'll unfollow you. 422 00:25:50,500 --> 00:25:54,833 Doesn't she look like that old pornstar Pamela? 423 00:25:54,917 --> 00:25:56,542 You shit from the same place we do. 424 00:25:56,625 --> 00:25:58,208 We both fart from the same place, bitch. 425 00:25:58,292 --> 00:26:01,042 She's hiding something. 426 00:26:01,667 --> 00:26:04,042 I mean I want to meet you, face to face? 427 00:26:04,333 --> 00:26:07,042 You can see my 1500 pictures on the PoloGrid. 428 00:26:07,750 --> 00:26:09,375 I guess they are all nice!