All clear. Let's chill for a while.
Let's enjoy a cup of coffee or something.
Fuck! Stop-stop-stop!
Domed! Run-run-run! There are two squads.
- Give me backup. Give me backup. - Run-run-run!
- Shoot-shoot-shoot! - Take cover!
I've been telling you to take cover for fucking half an hour now.
- Squads are coming. - You just fucking love to stick your ass out.
Whoa! Crushed it, bro!
Not yet. I'm yet to go for the kill.
- I'm talking about Deepali, bozo. - Fuck!
Why the fuck are we discussing Deepali in the middle of the game?
Check her wall, asshole. She just shared your video.
What the fuck! Throw some bombs.
I've been knocked out. Hurry!
Come back and revive me!
Hello?
Kevin?
- Hurry up, bro. More are coming this way. - Where the fuck is he?
You fucking noobs, what the fuck are you doing here?
Go and make your parents proud.
Go and study for a change.
Stop wasting your data watching me yell and curse.
Get lost!
Motherfucking happiness!
Fuck! He is incorrigible!
He always disconnects the call or leaves the game abruptly.
Forget Deepali!
He'd even make the lizard in his room like-share-comment on his videos, if he could!
You have to admit, he has guts.
Fuck it, you guys killed the mood.
Okay, bye Rishi.
'Deepali Shah, bro!'
'She keeps following squirts like Ashish Chanchlani, Bhuan Bam, Badana Shadana.'
'Check her wall, asshole.' 'She has shared your video.'
'You have to admit, he has guts.'
'Whoa! Crushed it, bro!'
'You cannot call that guts.' 'He's a shameless bastard.'
'He's fucking clingy just like a leech.'
He'd even make the lizard in his room like-share-comment on his videos, if he could!
'He's a shameless bastard.'
'He's fucking clingy just like a leech.'
One-two-three...
Six months, uncle?
Dad, she is the one who asked me to come back.
Shush.
No-no-no, uncle. Not to you.
Yes.
No, don't worry, I'll talk to him.
Bye, uncle. Okay.
Okay, uncle.
Okay, aunty. Bye.
Gogu!
Six more months!
Yes, Gogu.
We'll be together for my birthday.
We'll blow up the balloons together.
This is good news. Six months is better than five years.
Isn't it?
When two heads unite, the lice are gleeful with delight.
What!
What is this nonsense?
I know.
What I wanted to say was how two minds think alike,
but then I visualised two heads together and... then this shit came out.
Mental.
Thank you.
By the way,
I have a surprise.
When two--
Me too.
Really?
Show me.
No, you go first.
- Baby, you go first. - No, you go first.
Okay, how about we do it together?
Okay.
On the count of three.
Hmm.
One...
Two...
Three!
How!
How did I end up falling for you!
You used to be so immature.
And you were so bossy.
Hey!
I was going to say that,
I gradually realised that you are romantic, passionate, sweet...
and different.
I also thought you were sweet, caring and warm...
just like my mother.
And you have such a hot body.
Just like your mother?
Shut up.
Show me that hot body?
No.
Baby, let's at least try?
Okay.
Give me just a sec.
Baby, just...
Hold that mood.
Touch yourself?
Ugh!
Okay.
Show them or shake them or something?
That's your idea of Cyber Sex.
Why don't you show me yours then?
Okay.
I'll be right back.
Shi...Shi--
Are you going to consult your mom?
Come on, Shikha!
Shikha!
Hey, hi Vikas!
How's America?
Great, aunty.
How many times do I have to tell you to call me mom?
- Not fair. - Mom!
What are you doing?
- I just came to... - Please leave, we're talking.
Please leave.
- Fine, I'm leaving. - Yes, please. Okay, bye.
- Bye, Vikas. - Bye-bye!
- Bye, aunty. Bye, mom... - That's enough. Bye.
- Bye-bye... - Bye.
You plan to bake a cake?
Baby...
Where did you learn that from?
This...
It's stuck.
Please don't stop.
Oh shit!
Shit-shit-shit-shit!
- Shikha? - Shit!
It's stuck.
- It's okay. - It's Gucci!
I'll buy you a new dress, baby.
Hello?
What the fuck!
Hey Shree, call Shikha.
Okay. Calling Shikha.
- Hello? - Hello.
I hope you didn't wipe off the sauce?
There is a power cut.
What?
Yes.
Power cut?
- Damn it, India! - Bro, do you have...
Fuck! Sorry! Sorry, bro!
I'll just...I'll just go out.
No stress, John.
What is it, bro?
We're going out for brunch, bro.
Are you interested or is it a no again?
Man, it's...
Gogu, you should go.
Who knows when the power supply will be replaced.
Go. Go have fun.
Gogu, you are there only for six months now.
Enjoy your life in America.
Okay, I'll go.
But this is not over, okay?
I know.
You'll teach me how to bake a cake, later okay?
I will hold you to that.
Okay.
Go. Bye.
Okay, bye.
- Love you. - Love you.
So, your phone's got a camera, huh?
Yep.
But my Joypad doesn't have a profile picture.
Bro, then click one more.
No, I got it. I got this.
- Click another pic. - This is gold, Vikas.
- John, come on, click another pic. - I have it, bro.
- Believe me. - Click another one, bro.
I have it, man.
- I won't mind if you click another pic... - Yeah?
Neena?
Pooja.
She can never be this beautiful.
Where does she find these chicks from?
This is the limit.
I insulted you yet--
Hey.
Pooja--
No.
Neena.
I checked out your profile, it seemed interesting but...
Hey-hey-hey! Listen, I thought you were Po--
Forget it. I thought you were someone else.
Look, I am not interested in knowing anyone's past.
So... bye.
Hey...
Shit, Prateek!
Fuck, she's a doctor.
Rambo.
Favourite film.
Hmm.
Interesting.
Earn it!
Hey Pokerboy!
You are such a big loser.
I know you are a virgin, but are you even a guy?
What's down there, huh?
Check it.
Come on, check it.
I suggest you go visit a doctor.
I think you should go.
No-no-no, find a scientist.
Maybe they'll know what you are,
because I don't know.
Then, do whatever you want but don't ever come back!
Even if you do, please, I beg you,
don't ever click on Wild Butterfly, got it?
I am not here to pleasure guys like you,
guys who don't even know what pleasure means.
Why am I even talking to you?
Bitch!
You bitch, I know what I am.
Oh yeah?
How dare you talk to me like that?
I've paid you for this, so you'll do as I say.
What should I do?
Play Ludo [a board game] with you?
No, spank yourself.
Harder.
Oh... like this?
That makes you a man?
Man?
You want to see my manhood, huh?
Yeah.
Okay.
- Now we're talking. - No.
No more talking.
First go and get your glasses.
Glasses. Go and get them.
Yes, these ones.
Put them on.
Put them on?
Yes, put them on.
What else do I need to put on, huh?
Nothing.
Now you strip.
Okay.
No, leave them on.
What's your name?
It's Rishi.
- Say my name. - Oh Rishi...
Yes.
Say my name.
Ah Rishi...
Say my name.
It's Rishi...
Yes.
- Say my name. - Ah Rishi...
Fucker ate all the leg pieces.
Girls, you know!
Girls!
Bastard.
Hey.
I thought you don't like to wear clothes.
Because I don't like wearing them at all.
Prateek Chawla.
The first time I saw your profile,
you know what I felt?
What?
I wanted to fuck you.