Zyada hero mat bano.
ROY NIVAS
Lo, woh aa gaye.
Aap pehli baar humare ghar aaye hain.
Humein khushi hoti.
Yahi toh chahiye!
Tum bhi thodi piyogi na?
Tumhare bete ki shaadi tay ho rahi hai.
Dhat! Yeh kya bol rahe ho?
Achchha, mere liye ek chhota sa jaam bana doh.
Main glass lekar aata hoon.
Main neeche chala jata hoon…
Kya baat hai!
Sari pehenkar Rumi aur bhi sundar lag rahi hai.
Uska ghar ka naam.
Ek asli naam.
Aur ek ghar ka naam.
Toh apne pati ko kaun se naam se bulati hain?
Unko toh hum, "Arey, suno na,"
Yeh kya kar rahe hain?
Matlab?
Rasgulle se banaiye apni nayi mukhvaas mithai.
Yeh "badon ki baatein" hai.
Humara Babu Shona khara sona hai.
Pyaar mein abhyaas karna zaroori hai na?
Abhyaas?
Abhyaas.
toh rishta maan lenge.
Ghar ka number kya hai?
Dr. Roy ka ghar?
Kaise ho?
Main achchha hoon… Aap kitne din baad aaye hain.
Woh kahan hai?
Yeh rahe.
Tumhare saare daant ab bhi salaamat hain?
Bhabhi kahan hai?
Aaram kar rahi hain.
Pet mein thodi gudbud ho gayi.
Darasal, usne aaj thodi pi lee thi.
Aur tumne nahi pi na?
Arey, sambhalkar!
Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Yeh officer tumse milne aaya hai.
Arey, woh ghar pe nahi hai?
Main soch raha tha Mithu aur mein usase ek baar mil lete.
Varna jail mein daal doonga.
Rumi, atithi gaya kaam se.
Madhumakhi ka chhatta dekha hai kabhi?
Jaise woh bas dekhbhaal karne wali aaya hai.
Badmash!
Bewakoof!
Ora kaun?
Hey Bhagwan!
Samvaad Anuvaadak: Sheela Sijin Mathews