1
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Ekdum nakara hai…

2
00:04:05,416 --> 00:04:06,833
Kacchi umar hai na?

3
00:04:10,833 --> 00:04:12,208
Kisi aur ka dhoondho.

4
00:04:20,583 --> 00:04:23,750
Humari toh chutney mein bhi
machhli ka sar hota hai.

5
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Hey Bhagwan!

6
00:04:39,166 --> 00:04:41,041
Yeh toh shaadi ka ad nahi lag raha.

7
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Ruko.

8
00:05:31,416 --> 00:05:34,166
Dadu, yeh sab kya kar rahe hain?

9
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Ekdum chup raho.

10
00:06:11,958 --> 00:06:13,291
Kya aap sach mein witch hain?

11
00:07:50,583 --> 00:07:51,750
Kya hua?

12
00:07:59,125 --> 00:08:03,041
Main soch raha hoon ki tumhara bhi
yahan aana bund karna padega.

13
00:08:16,666 --> 00:08:21,500
Main Mamata ko har doh hafte mein
itne dard mein nahi dekh sakta.

14
00:09:19,166 --> 00:09:20,666
Kya bachkana mazak hai?

15
00:09:20,750 --> 00:09:24,791
Aapko main ab bhi bachcha lagta hoon?

16
00:09:31,291 --> 00:09:32,291
Jao.

17
00:09:35,541 --> 00:09:37,750
Yeh wig wala dramebaaz kaun hai?

18
00:11:38,208 --> 00:11:40,125
DAINIK PATRIKA

19
00:11:55,833 --> 00:11:58,250
RIFLE UTHAO, SHAPATH LO

20
00:14:30,375 --> 00:14:31,291
Kya haal hai?

21
00:15:04,041 --> 00:15:07,416
Ab "Bad" ko bhool jao.

22
00:25:12,083 --> 00:25:14,250
"saale paagal ki aulaad" bulate hain.

23
00:25:15,583 --> 00:25:20,458
Paagal! Sab paagal!

24
00:25:46,875 --> 00:25:49,958
Kalpana nahi, sab sach hai.

25
00:25:50,958 --> 00:25:53,416
Hawa ki tarah…

26
00:25:54,166 --> 00:25:55,833
Kya tum hawa dekh sakte ho?

27
00:26:44,500 --> 00:26:45,625
Yeh kya hai?

28
00:26:46,583 --> 00:26:47,583
Chaandi.

29
00:26:50,333 --> 00:26:54,375
Daanton se bachkar rehna.
Daanton se bachkar.

30
00:28:55,416 --> 00:28:56,916
Jaise pankh waale choohe.

31
00:29:40,708 --> 00:29:41,791
Yeh kya hai?

32
00:29:43,125 --> 00:29:44,208
Yeh chaandi hai.

33
00:30:09,750 --> 00:30:11,708
Aaj zyada pi lee kya?

34
00:32:47,916 --> 00:32:49,166
Kis cheez ka nasha kiya hai tumne?

35
00:32:50,166 --> 00:32:54,166
Mujhe pata hai…

36
00:33:13,166 --> 00:33:14,416
Chamgadad kahin ka!

37
00:34:04,583 --> 00:34:07,416
Suno, Rumi aayi hai kya?

38
00:34:20,416 --> 00:34:23,083
Maa, Baba… yeh Rumi hai.

39
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:25,500
Arey, theek hai.

40
00:34:26,958 --> 00:34:28,375
Jeeti raho.

41
00:34:29,375 --> 00:34:32,208
Arey, dekho kitni sundar hai.

42
00:34:46,916 --> 00:34:47,833
Seekh jaogi.

43
00:35:10,833 --> 00:35:12,708
Yeh kya bol rahe ho tum?

44
00:36:09,750 --> 00:36:11,750
Bas, ho gaya.

45
00:37:03,666 --> 00:37:06,833
Shubol, meetha kahan hai? Lekar aao.

46
00:37:06,916 --> 00:37:08,375
Yeh leejiye.

47
00:37:48,958 --> 00:37:50,083
Ab chup karo tum.

48
00:38:05,958 --> 00:38:07,125
Dekho, kya gudbud ho gayi!

49
00:38:07,750 --> 00:38:09,125
Tumne bataya kyon nahi?

50
00:38:09,791 --> 00:38:14,041
Main iski jagah koi sabji bana deti.

51
00:38:14,125 --> 00:38:15,500
Mujhe kaise pata hoga?

52
00:38:20,875 --> 00:38:22,083
Sach mein?

53
00:38:22,166 --> 00:38:23,708
Waise, yeh hota kya hai?

54
00:38:33,833 --> 00:38:34,750
Main paros deti hoon.

55
00:39:13,291 --> 00:39:14,750
Rasoi mein hero banta hai!

56
00:40:28,166 --> 00:40:29,041
Haan.

57
00:40:29,833 --> 00:40:30,875
Pakdo.

58
00:40:50,833 --> 00:40:52,000
Sach boloon,

59
00:41:04,500 --> 00:41:06,000
Tum hi humari bahu banogi.

60
00:41:08,625 --> 00:41:09,583
Paas aao.

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Samvaad Anuvaadak: Sheela Sijin Mathews