Ekdum nakara hai…
Kacchi umar hai na?
Kisi aur ka dhoondho.
Humari toh chutney mein bhi machhli ka sar hota hai.
Hey Bhagwan!
Yeh toh shaadi ka ad nahi lag raha.
Ruko.
Dadu, yeh sab kya kar rahe hain?
Ekdum chup raho.
Kya aap sach mein witch hain?
Kya hua?
Main soch raha hoon ki tumhara bhi yahan aana bund karna padega.
Main Mamata ko har doh hafte mein itne dard mein nahi dekh sakta.
Kya bachkana mazak hai?
Aapko main ab bhi bachcha lagta hoon?
Jao.
Yeh wig wala dramebaaz kaun hai?
DAINIK PATRIKA
RIFLE UTHAO, SHAPATH LO
Kya haal hai?
Ab "Bad" ko bhool jao.
"saale paagal ki aulaad" bulate hain.
Paagal! Sab paagal!
Kalpana nahi, sab sach hai.
Hawa ki tarah…
Kya tum hawa dekh sakte ho?
Yeh kya hai?
Chaandi.
Daanton se bachkar rehna. Daanton se bachkar.
Jaise pankh waale choohe.
Yeh kya hai?
Yeh chaandi hai.
Aaj zyada pi lee kya?
Kis cheez ka nasha kiya hai tumne?
Mujhe pata hai…
Chamgadad kahin ka!
Suno, Rumi aayi hai kya?
Maa, Baba… yeh Rumi hai.
Arey, theek hai.
Jeeti raho.
Arey, dekho kitni sundar hai.
Seekh jaogi.
Yeh kya bol rahe ho tum?
Bas, ho gaya.
Shubol, meetha kahan hai? Lekar aao.
Yeh leejiye.
Ab chup karo tum.
Dekho, kya gudbud ho gayi!
Tumne bataya kyon nahi?
Main iski jagah koi sabji bana deti.
Mujhe kaise pata hoga?
Sach mein?
Waise, yeh hota kya hai?
Main paros deti hoon.
Rasoi mein hero banta hai!
Haan.
Pakdo.
Sach boloon,
Tum hi humari bahu banogi.
Paas aao.
Samvaad Anuvaadak: Sheela Sijin Mathews