Online, papa.
Russians, Chinese, Americans, Arabs...
They all made bids, and the Arabs won.
Who is this asshole, ready to pay so much money without checking the goods?
Can't figure out whether it's my scent, or my fame.
Always leads people to me.
Death and shit can occur anywhere.
Just like this gentleman.
What to do, sir?
May fans never leave me.
Where are my other followers?
You are all alone.
I am more than a match for you alone.
How did you get here?
"Dear Chandani."
"See you soon."
"Tarik Chandra Pandey."
You never posted it?
I did.
It was lying in the waste.
If you leave behind such scrap,
how can I not find you?
Didn't you send her this postcard from here?
GPO Moradabad.
Who sends postcards in this day and age?
The police department is going ga-ga over your stories.
They are keen on a meeting.
Shall we go, son?
Do I have an option?
But... one thing.
Now that you have arrested me,
you will get promoted.
Then you will also leave Talpatpur.
And I go to jail.
So to celebrate your victory and my defeat,
let's have a beer.
People always ask a dying man's last wish.
How about you ask this inmate's last wish.
One beer? Or...
are you a man of principles?
Tell me, sir.
Can I get some privacy, sir?
-Leave me. -Just one minute, sir.
Leave me.
Back. Stay back.
"Where the hell were you?
"Curse your beloved."
"Masala (Spice)"
Chandani.
Please don't take them seriously.
They never like anyone.
And why did you go meet them?
Why didn't you introduce me to them?
Because I am not equal status.
Are you preparing me for your mom or for a heist?
-Come on please. -No. Why did you lie to me?
Because you don't know my mother.
Chandani, you are my choice.
And she will never be able to deal with that.
She has trust issues.
It's a long story.
I want to know.
Nadara and mom were best friends.
They were very close.
So close they would call them by each other's name.
Inseparable, creative, adventurous.
They always did everything together.
Stealing.
Their chemistry was so spot-on,
even without making a plan, their plan of action was always the same.
Shahnaz, sorry.
Nadara, what are you doing?
Then one day, Nadara cheated on her best friend.
Mom was sentenced to five years.
That's why you didn't introduce me to her.
But why did Tarik's mother do such a thing?
Jealousy, insecurity, selfishness.
The list goes on.
She was after all a petty thief like Tarik.
Think of the devil.
You haven't answered his calls for two days.
I am worried that he might commit suicide.
Hello.
Where are you?
You haven't been answering my calls.
I am in Delhi with Maddy.
To meet his mother.
Oh Precious, turned on my so soon.
Believing that fake Frenchman instead of me.
He entered your life like a dart,
and will exit leaving a scar.
I am trying to explain to you because I love you.
But the truth is I am going to win the bet.
Just take care of yourself until then.
Bye.
Master. Hello.
Forgive me.
We... will need a truck.
It should be a milk tanker.
Exactly two days from now,
we'll meet five kilometres from the borders of Rampur and Muradabad.
In the sugarcane fields.
Why? What good is that?
That's where the treasure is.
I thought we'll be preparing for war.
The boss will announce war.
But we're going into sugarcane fields instead,
to look for children's puppets.
You know what, boss?
He doesn't need any weapons.
He is fit for a rattle.
You know rattle.
Hey.
Does anyone else have anything to say?
Not necessarily you'll die laughing like him.
-Hello, mom. -How did she come home?
What did you tell her, Maddy?
Nothing, mom. The plan is all set.
Don't worry. I will handle her.
You're getting sloppy, Maddy.
What if Chhappan is wrong?
I will handle it.
Burn Frenchie Burn.
When did you learn English?
You know nothing about your brother, you are bloody unprofessional.
This is such a tight ass.
It's a delicate thing, Qureshi.
Be delicate.
It's shit.
It's shit but worth millions.
Thank you.
Hi. Hello everyone.
Hi.
-Who is it? -Risk.
Who is it?
Princess?
-Princess of what? -Azmat.
She should have been at the banquet. What is she doing here?
I don't know.
That's what I meant, but...
Ladies and gentlemen,
the rarest sight of the evening.
And only one of you will be lucky to see it,
in our secure room.
Each one of you will get five minutes with this precious necklace.
So that each of you can enjoy its exquisite beauty.
At close quarters.
So cheers.
Here's to a wonderful and successful evening.
Mom.
Sorry, I have to take this step.
I knew we won't get out of this easily.
It's risky.
You...
She is coming this way.
What to do now?
She is coming?
Hello.
Hello. Sister Azmat.
Who is this?
Your mother is seriously ill.
Please come over quickly.
Brother Zaid has taken her to the hospital.
Come quickly.
You almost got us caught.
Curse these people.
It's become a routine now.
Imagine. Ruined uncle's birthday party.
Don't worry, mother.
We have an inverter here.
We'll arrange everything here.
This way. Please.
Where is the bathroom?
It's upstairs on the right.
Thank you.
Let's go. Let's go.
Someone is coming...
-Is it? -Yes.
Uncle. Hello.
You don't have to lean over now, uncle.
Gorgeous...
Hello. How are you.
Yes.
Thanks.
I think the entire gang is back.
Did they finish celebrating the old folk's anniversary so quickly?
We're done for.
Don't worry. We will wait it out.
Why did you lie to me?
Mom is fine.
What nonsense. Let me work.
Didn't you make someone call me?
What nonsense. No one called you.
All that alcohol has gone to your head.
I am out of my mind?
Are you imagining things now?
You've lost your mind as father did.
Get out of my way.
Even if mom was in any kind of trouble, I would have never called you.
Go to hell.
How much longer?
It will take what it takes.
Does everyone have to go at the same time?
Can't they tell which is left or right?
What is she doing?
Forget her. Let's do our job.
-Are you out of your mind? -You'll get us in trouble.
-Move! -Does your stupidity never stop?
"Masala (Spice)"
What is your problem?
My problem?
You are the crazy one,
and I have a problem.
What is going on here?
Trying to take my life.
-Let's get out of here, brother. -Wait just a minute.
I always knew you had a problem, but now I am convinced.
If I hadn't arrived on time, you would have done it.
Done what? Done what?
I would be dead.
I finally managed to muster some courage.
And It'll never happen again.
You should have tied the knot properly.
-It's okay. -Sorry.
It's okay. It's okay.
It's okay.
Are you alright?
What are you two doing here?
Why?
Zaid called us for the anniversary.
And also wanted to thank us for the other day.
We'll leave.
Who is Zaid?
Dressed like this?
It was a fancy dress competition at his son's school.
It was a small role. We dressed like a thief.
What is going on here?
I am asking for the last time.
Nothing. Nothing.
-Something isn't right. -Nothing. Nothing.
-I am calling the police. -Wait a minute.
-Listen to me. Nothing is going on. -It's nothing.
It's nothing.
Now you convince this crazy woman.
You always get us in trouble because of a girl.
She was hanging herself, but you can't stop doing social service.
-She would have been dead, -What are you saying.
but now she will squeal to everyone.
Why didn't you let her die?
-Something is wrong. -No, nothing is wrong.
-Tell me what is wrong?
Uncle, want some more.
I'll be right back. Just give me a minute.
He is alive. He is alive.
Mom. Mom.
-Should I hit her too? -No, don't hit her.
No.
Azmat. Azmat. I am sorry.
You shouldn't have been here.
Listen... I will let you go.
Don't be crazy. She will scream.
You cannot be trusted either.
You promise you won't scream?
I am letting you go.
What is going on here?
And what did you think?
She is a crazy girl.
Good for nothing. Let's go get it ourselves.
It was lying around in your house like scrap.
-So I thought... -What did you think?
You can steal it because it's scrap.
-I will tell everyone... -Wait a second.
Hear me out.
You will go tell mom.
Mom will call the police. They will question everyone.
And the police will get their hands on this rare item.
Your father kept this a secret for several years in jail.
But the secret is out now.
Let's tell everyone.
You are an artist.
Just like your father was.
He was passionate about stealing.
So do I.
And I've seen that passion in you when you dance and paint.
This commode is a symbol of your father's passion.
I thought children were the symbol of parents' love.
Aren't they?
That's why your father wanted to tell you this secret.
Wait.
Sit here. Please.
I have an offer for you.
This item is worth millions.
I will give you 25%
I am your partner, Tarik. Ask me first.
You are offering her 25%
Then call everyone...
-This is a charity case after all. -Shut up, Kamal.
You want me to help you steal what's mine.
Yes.
What will you get if you tell your mom?
Take your share, see the world.
Get out of this place.
I've no interest in seeing the world.
What about freedom?
And it's better than the freedom
you were opting for.
What will I have to do?
I'll tell you what to do.
"Masala (Spice)"
Lallan uncle, serve everyone the sherbet (juice)
It's too dark.
I am having a panic attack!
-Help me! -Ma'am...
Try to understand.
I have a phobia.
It's too dark.
Call my husband, call my husband.
It's too dark.
Too dark.
"Masala (Spice)"
I have it with me.
I know I was cheating on her.
But I cannot do it.
Mom, I love her,
and I am sorry.
I am going to start thinking about myself now.
Okay. It's about fucking time.
I am not leaving Chandani.
And I am telling you that...
Celebration on one side and danger on the other.
The game has only one rule.
Never anger the queen.
If the queen goes berserk, how will you win the game?
"Masala (Spice)"