1 00:00:01,090 --> 00:00:02,465 (CAR HORNS HONKING) 2 00:00:02,465 --> 00:00:03,840 MAN: (ON RADIO) Hope you packed a snack there, commuters, 3 00:00:03,840 --> 00:00:05,215 because we've got two overturned big rigs 4 00:00:05,215 --> 00:00:07,882 on the 405 South in the Sepulveda Pass. 5 00:00:07,882 --> 00:00:10,590 And coming at you on the 405 North, 6 00:00:10,590 --> 00:00:12,382 robot invasion. 7 00:00:16,173 --> 00:00:17,173 (THUDS) Huh? 8 00:00:17,173 --> 00:00:19,715 You, commuter, get to walk home. 9 00:00:19,715 --> 00:00:21,215 Or better yet, run! 10 00:00:24,715 --> 00:00:26,090 (SCREAMS) 11 00:00:30,757 --> 00:00:33,465 THOR: Well timed, Black Widow. 12 00:00:33,465 --> 00:00:36,382 My first time in Los Angeles, and thus far, 13 00:00:36,382 --> 00:00:39,840 all I have seen is infernal traffic and evil robots. 14 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:42,215 Yeah, that's pretty much L.A. for you. 15 00:00:42,215 --> 00:00:45,132 FRIDAY: Hawkeye, I detect six cybernetic assailants 16 00:00:45,132 --> 00:00:46,423 of unknown origin. 17 00:00:46,423 --> 00:00:47,757 No offense, Friday, 18 00:00:47,757 --> 00:00:49,590 but I do not want an AI yapping in my ear 19 00:00:49,590 --> 00:00:51,173 when I'm trying to work. 20 00:00:52,882 --> 00:00:55,090 FRIDAY: But I cannot comply. 21 00:00:55,090 --> 00:00:57,882 Iron Man wants you to have direct access to my help at all times. 22 00:01:00,382 --> 00:01:01,882 Even if I don't want it? 23 00:01:01,882 --> 00:01:05,173 Maybe Iron Man thinks you need all the help you can get. 24 00:01:11,840 --> 00:01:14,340 Help! We're trapped! 25 00:01:14,340 --> 00:01:16,215 (GASPS) My baby! 26 00:01:16,215 --> 00:01:19,007 (BABBLING) 27 00:01:19,007 --> 00:01:22,257 I, uh, hmm... 28 00:01:22,257 --> 00:01:25,090 (BABY LAUGHING) 29 00:01:35,007 --> 00:01:36,965 I've got this last one. 30 00:01:36,965 --> 00:01:39,340 Not if I get him first. 31 00:01:39,340 --> 00:01:40,257 (GRUNTS) 32 00:01:45,882 --> 00:01:48,215 Odin's Beard! 33 00:01:59,340 --> 00:02:01,173 (PEOPLE SCREAMING) 34 00:02:01,173 --> 00:02:04,382 MAN: Ahhh! It's coming down! Go, go, go! 35 00:02:04,382 --> 00:02:05,465 (GRUNTS) 36 00:02:06,882 --> 00:02:08,257 (GRUNTING) 37 00:02:08,257 --> 00:02:11,173 Hawkeye, get those civilians out of the way. 38 00:02:12,257 --> 00:02:14,507 Let's go, people! Get clear! 39 00:02:14,507 --> 00:02:15,840 Come on, will you? 40 00:02:16,340 --> 00:02:18,090 It's giving way! 41 00:02:20,465 --> 00:02:21,632 (GASPS) 42 00:02:23,465 --> 00:02:24,632 BLACK WIDOW: Thor! 43 00:02:28,465 --> 00:02:30,007 Is Thor okay? 44 00:02:33,382 --> 00:02:35,298 Yeah! Our mission was to visit 45 00:02:35,298 --> 00:02:38,965 our old friend at a movie studio. Fist bump. 46 00:02:38,965 --> 00:02:42,132 I did not expect to battle mysterious robots. 47 00:02:42,132 --> 00:02:43,715 Look at this. 48 00:02:44,882 --> 00:02:47,882 "Property of Marvelous Studios." 49 00:02:47,882 --> 00:02:50,715 Okay, that's weird. What are the odds? 50 00:02:50,715 --> 00:02:53,007 Let's go talk to our friend. 51 00:02:53,007 --> 00:02:54,590 He might have some answers. 52 00:02:55,632 --> 00:02:57,465 THOR: Fakery! 53 00:02:57,465 --> 00:02:59,757 A building in front of our eyes, 54 00:02:59,757 --> 00:03:02,882 yet it is all artificial. Ha! 55 00:03:02,882 --> 00:03:04,423 HAWKEYE: Excuse me. 56 00:03:04,423 --> 00:03:07,298 Um, excuse me? 57 00:03:07,298 --> 00:03:10,257 Yeah, the consultant on your movie. We're looking for him. 58 00:03:10,257 --> 00:03:12,423 ANT-MAN: You're not looking hard enough, Clint! 59 00:03:13,423 --> 00:03:14,590 Ant-Man! 60 00:03:14,590 --> 00:03:17,173 'Tis good to see you again, friend. 61 00:03:17,173 --> 00:03:18,507 Well, look at you. 62 00:03:18,507 --> 00:03:21,173 Going from the hero biz to the movie biz. 63 00:03:21,173 --> 00:03:22,507 There's the traitor. 64 00:03:22,507 --> 00:03:24,465 How's life post-Avengers? 65 00:03:24,465 --> 00:03:26,423 This new gig has been the best. 66 00:03:26,423 --> 00:03:27,882 Back home in California, 67 00:03:27,882 --> 00:03:30,632 getting time to solo adventure, stomp bad guys. 68 00:03:30,632 --> 00:03:34,298 Oh, and you have got to see what I've been consulting on. 69 00:03:36,382 --> 00:03:38,298 (BEEPS) 70 00:03:38,298 --> 00:03:40,257 NARRATOR: (ON TV) In a world of evil, 71 00:03:40,257 --> 00:03:42,465 these heroes are the mightiest. 72 00:03:42,465 --> 00:03:43,590 Iron Guy. 73 00:03:46,257 --> 00:03:47,465 Colonel America. 74 00:03:51,465 --> 00:03:52,757 Viking King. 75 00:03:52,757 --> 00:03:54,590 The Bulk. 76 00:03:54,590 --> 00:03:56,007 (SHOUTS) 77 00:03:56,007 --> 00:03:57,507 Eye Hawk. 78 00:04:00,465 --> 00:04:01,757 Dark Spider. 79 00:04:01,757 --> 00:04:04,423 Every team needs a great leader. 80 00:04:04,423 --> 00:04:07,423 This team has the Human Ant. 81 00:04:07,423 --> 00:04:10,715 Will it be enough against the alien robot army 82 00:04:10,715 --> 00:04:12,965 and the evil Lava Men? 83 00:04:20,423 --> 00:04:22,507 So, it is a movie 84 00:04:22,507 --> 00:04:24,590 about imitation Avengers 85 00:04:24,590 --> 00:04:26,590 with you as the leader? 86 00:04:26,590 --> 00:04:29,465 I know, I know. But they can't all be Shakespeare, right? 87 00:04:29,465 --> 00:04:32,590 This was on the robots that attacked the freeway earlier. 88 00:04:32,590 --> 00:04:34,132 Do you recognize it? 89 00:04:34,132 --> 00:04:35,882 This came from one of our robots. 90 00:04:35,882 --> 00:04:39,423 But they're robot props. They're not designed to be real. 91 00:04:39,423 --> 00:04:42,715 Well, those props were on the freeway shooting laser beams 92 00:04:42,715 --> 00:04:44,590 at innocent bystanders. 93 00:04:44,590 --> 00:04:46,090 (LOUD THUD) 94 00:04:50,465 --> 00:04:52,423 Move! 95 00:04:53,465 --> 00:04:56,007 (YELLS) (YELLS) 96 00:04:56,007 --> 00:04:58,507 (GRUNTS) 97 00:04:58,507 --> 00:05:02,007 (CHUCKLES) I was gonna make fun of your cushy Hollywood job, 98 00:05:02,007 --> 00:05:04,465 but it looks like you face more danger than we do. Huh? 99 00:05:06,340 --> 00:05:07,757 (GRUNTS) 100 00:05:07,757 --> 00:05:09,715 That was brilliant. 101 00:05:12,507 --> 00:05:14,757 You're... You're the real Thor! 102 00:05:14,757 --> 00:05:16,465 I'm Tad McDodd. 103 00:05:16,465 --> 00:05:19,590 I'm you in the Revengers movie. 104 00:05:19,590 --> 00:05:21,465 You pretend to be me, 105 00:05:21,465 --> 00:05:24,840 yet you appear a little short. 106 00:05:24,840 --> 00:05:27,715 Well, uh, being too tall would look bad on camera. 107 00:05:27,715 --> 00:05:29,090 Everybody knows that. 108 00:05:30,757 --> 00:05:33,007 Yeah! Uh, that's good to know. 109 00:05:33,007 --> 00:05:35,132 I'll wear lifts. I... I have to know 110 00:05:35,132 --> 00:05:36,882 what I can do to be like you. 111 00:05:36,882 --> 00:05:38,382 I'm a method actor. 112 00:05:38,382 --> 00:05:42,132 I, I need to follow you and study you. 113 00:05:42,132 --> 00:05:43,882 Do you pose in the mirror to nail down 114 00:05:43,882 --> 00:05:45,465 the way you carry yourself? 115 00:05:45,465 --> 00:05:47,882 Come on. You can admit it. You do, right? 116 00:05:47,882 --> 00:05:49,715 I am the Prince of Asgard. 117 00:05:49,715 --> 00:05:52,632 I do not pose in the mirror. 118 00:05:52,632 --> 00:05:54,882 Right. It's gonna take heavy equipment to get this out of here. 119 00:05:54,882 --> 00:05:57,382 We're ruined. Ruined? 120 00:05:57,382 --> 00:05:59,632 You do not need heavy equipment. 121 00:05:59,632 --> 00:06:01,840 You need the mighty Thor. 122 00:06:01,840 --> 00:06:04,298 Yeah, but we still have no main light rigging, 123 00:06:04,298 --> 00:06:07,590 and without the light rigging, we can't finish our movie! 124 00:06:07,590 --> 00:06:09,507 Oh, I bet Thor can fetch a new one! 125 00:06:09,507 --> 00:06:12,423 He's Thor! He can do anything! 126 00:06:12,423 --> 00:06:16,715 (LAUGHS) Thor, Prince of Asgard, lifter of heavy objects, 127 00:06:16,715 --> 00:06:19,132 and rescuer of cheesy movie productions. 128 00:06:19,132 --> 00:06:21,715 Hey! If you want to help them, go. 129 00:06:21,715 --> 00:06:24,007 We'll call you as soon as we have a lead. 130 00:06:24,007 --> 00:06:25,882 I do not know about this. 131 00:06:25,882 --> 00:06:29,632 Please, Thor, this is gonna be my starring role. 132 00:06:29,632 --> 00:06:32,590 If, if you won't do it for me, 133 00:06:32,590 --> 00:06:34,340 do it for the children. 134 00:06:34,340 --> 00:06:36,465 Children? What children? 135 00:06:36,465 --> 00:06:38,465 You know, many people have worked for hours, 136 00:06:38,465 --> 00:06:41,090 months, years to put this thing together. 137 00:06:41,090 --> 00:06:42,840 With the cinematography and the lighting 138 00:06:42,840 --> 00:06:44,840 and the crowd-sourcing... Very well. 139 00:06:44,840 --> 00:06:48,590 If it will not take long, I will assist you in this errand. 140 00:06:48,590 --> 00:06:51,382 What are we waiting for? Let's go! 141 00:06:51,382 --> 00:06:54,590 Agreeing to this may have been a mistake. 142 00:06:56,840 --> 00:06:58,965 (SHRIEKS) 143 00:07:01,632 --> 00:07:03,757 Traces of explosive residue. 144 00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:05,590 Let me check it out. 145 00:07:06,757 --> 00:07:08,590 (GRUNTS) 146 00:07:08,590 --> 00:07:10,715 It's good to have him on our side again. 147 00:07:10,715 --> 00:07:13,090 We should see if he's ready to come back to the Avengers. 148 00:07:13,090 --> 00:07:14,715 We're not asking Ant-Man back. 149 00:07:14,715 --> 00:07:16,590 He became an integral part of the team, 150 00:07:16,590 --> 00:07:19,757 then quit to do his own thing, never looked back. 151 00:07:19,757 --> 00:07:22,007 He made his choice. 152 00:07:22,007 --> 00:07:23,757 ANT-MAN: You were right, Black Widow. 153 00:07:23,757 --> 00:07:27,423 Never would've seen it if I didn't look closer. 154 00:07:27,423 --> 00:07:29,715 It's some kind of antenna for a detonator. 155 00:07:29,715 --> 00:07:32,590 I might be able to track the source of the destruct signal. 156 00:07:32,590 --> 00:07:35,757 (BEEPING) 157 00:07:35,757 --> 00:07:38,715 Whoa! That's just 50 meters from here! 158 00:07:44,882 --> 00:07:46,715 Another one of the robots. 159 00:07:46,715 --> 00:07:49,007 It's just a movie prop. It's not supposed to... 160 00:07:49,007 --> 00:07:50,840 (ELECTRIC WHIRRING) 161 00:07:50,840 --> 00:07:52,507 (GROANS) (GRUNTS) 162 00:07:56,632 --> 00:08:00,507 It's not supposed to be dangerous, so why is it dangerous? 163 00:08:08,507 --> 00:08:11,382 Nice. MAN: Yes. 164 00:08:11,382 --> 00:08:12,757 Very nice. 165 00:08:14,632 --> 00:08:16,257 A nice group of friends, 166 00:08:16,257 --> 00:08:18,590 all super and helping each other, 167 00:08:18,590 --> 00:08:20,715 just like in our movie. 168 00:08:20,715 --> 00:08:22,715 Uh-huh. Elihas Starr. 169 00:08:22,715 --> 00:08:25,715 He was our special effects guy and prop master on the movie, 170 00:08:25,715 --> 00:08:28,840 but he got let go for his bad attitude. 171 00:08:28,840 --> 00:08:31,715 Geniuses always get labeled bad attitudes. 172 00:08:31,715 --> 00:08:35,507 My work was brilliant, but you still had me fired. 173 00:08:35,507 --> 00:08:37,090 You mistreated everyone you worked with, 174 00:08:37,090 --> 00:08:38,632 and your props were dangerous. 175 00:08:39,382 --> 00:08:40,715 Liar! 176 00:08:40,715 --> 00:08:44,215 I can hear all of you whispering, laughing. 177 00:08:44,215 --> 00:08:45,632 "Egghead." 178 00:08:45,632 --> 00:08:48,090 Everyone calling me Egghead behind my back. 179 00:08:48,090 --> 00:08:50,715 If it was behind your back, how do you know? 180 00:08:50,715 --> 00:08:52,173 I know! 181 00:08:52,173 --> 00:08:54,757 And I know that the best way to ruin Ant-Man 182 00:08:54,757 --> 00:08:56,715 and all of the jerks on the Revengers movie 183 00:08:56,715 --> 00:08:58,465 is to wipe them out. (GROWLING) 184 00:08:58,465 --> 00:09:02,090 EGGHEAD: I always hated those cheesy rubber-suit Lava Men. 185 00:09:02,090 --> 00:09:05,132 My version is decidedly more... 186 00:09:05,132 --> 00:09:06,590 Deadly. 187 00:09:09,007 --> 00:09:10,340 ANT-MAN: Special effects, incoming. 188 00:09:12,965 --> 00:09:16,382 These Lava Men are way scarier than the rubber suits. 189 00:09:19,882 --> 00:09:23,173 EGGHEAD: I don't believe in computer-generated effects, 190 00:09:23,173 --> 00:09:24,632 only real fire! 191 00:09:25,215 --> 00:09:27,007 Hot! 192 00:09:27,007 --> 00:09:29,590 Try and get me, lava losers! 193 00:09:35,132 --> 00:09:37,132 I can't get a call through to Thor. 194 00:09:37,132 --> 00:09:39,090 EGGHEAD: My signal jammers. 195 00:09:39,090 --> 00:09:41,340 Too bad Thor's not here. 196 00:09:41,340 --> 00:09:45,382 He might actually pose a challenge to my robotic Lava Men. 197 00:09:46,840 --> 00:09:49,173 (GROWLING) 198 00:09:49,173 --> 00:09:51,257 FRIDAY: Hawkeye. Hawkeye. 199 00:09:51,257 --> 00:09:53,090 Friday calling Hawkeye. 200 00:09:53,090 --> 00:09:55,632 Not now, Friday! Understood. 201 00:09:55,632 --> 00:09:57,840 So, is there a better time in the future 202 00:09:57,840 --> 00:09:59,882 for me to share tactical information with you? 203 00:09:59,882 --> 00:10:02,090 I know you mean well, but I do not want you 204 00:10:02,090 --> 00:10:04,007 yelling in my ear all the time. 205 00:10:04,007 --> 00:10:05,340 (GROWLING) 206 00:10:06,423 --> 00:10:07,757 FRIDAY: I don't mean to yell. 207 00:10:07,757 --> 00:10:09,965 Would it help if I turned down the volume? 208 00:10:09,965 --> 00:10:11,632 Yeah. It might. 209 00:10:12,757 --> 00:10:14,423 (GRUNTS) 210 00:10:17,965 --> 00:10:19,715 Fire torpedoes. 211 00:10:20,882 --> 00:10:22,007 (GRUNTS) 212 00:10:25,715 --> 00:10:28,257 (STEAM HISSING) (GROANING) 213 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:33,882 (GROANS) Okay, that hurts. 214 00:10:36,173 --> 00:10:37,882 (YELLS) 215 00:10:37,882 --> 00:10:40,465 Since I was betrayed by Ant-Man and the film crew, 216 00:10:40,465 --> 00:10:43,007 my eyes have been opened. 217 00:10:43,007 --> 00:10:45,507 We all know a little something about betrayal. 218 00:10:45,507 --> 00:10:47,007 Right, "Human Ant"? 219 00:10:47,007 --> 00:10:48,840 Huh? Duck! (GRUNTS) 220 00:10:49,757 --> 00:10:51,298 (GROANING) 221 00:10:53,882 --> 00:10:57,423 Uh-oh. Big problem, small solution. 222 00:10:57,423 --> 00:10:58,882 (GROWLING) 223 00:11:00,007 --> 00:11:01,840 (GROANS) 224 00:11:01,840 --> 00:11:03,382 (PANTS) 225 00:11:03,382 --> 00:11:04,882 Nice. 226 00:11:08,132 --> 00:11:09,882 Check my moves. 227 00:11:09,882 --> 00:11:11,965 Are you done showing off? 228 00:11:13,965 --> 00:11:17,882 Natasha, did I do something to tick you off? 229 00:11:17,882 --> 00:11:20,715 Great move back there. At least you haven't forgotten 230 00:11:20,715 --> 00:11:22,882 what you learned as an Avenger. (OBJECTS CLATTERING) 231 00:11:22,882 --> 00:11:24,632 There he goes. Come on. 232 00:11:27,882 --> 00:11:29,715 It's over, Egghead. 233 00:11:29,715 --> 00:11:32,465 It's been fun, but I've had to go elsewhere 234 00:11:32,465 --> 00:11:34,840 to prepare the third act. 235 00:11:37,340 --> 00:11:39,465 You know, your big finish... 236 00:11:39,465 --> 00:11:41,298 Get down! Finish... Finish... 237 00:11:50,882 --> 00:11:54,590 Your directions have taken us nowhere near our destination. 238 00:11:54,590 --> 00:11:56,215 We are lost. 239 00:11:56,215 --> 00:11:59,965 Zounds, odds bodkins, and so on and so forth! 240 00:12:01,132 --> 00:12:02,840 You two lost? 241 00:12:02,840 --> 00:12:05,007 Perhaps one of you can direct me back to the place 242 00:12:05,007 --> 00:12:08,382 mortals call, "North Hollywood"? 243 00:12:08,382 --> 00:12:10,882 So be good commoners and start talking, 244 00:12:10,882 --> 00:12:15,965 or else my buddy Thor here will rip you guys to shreds. 245 00:12:15,965 --> 00:12:18,965 Hey, brother, you just call us "commoners"? 246 00:12:21,590 --> 00:12:23,965 Yeah, we did... Commoners! 247 00:12:23,965 --> 00:12:28,007 Wait. Do not listen to that man. He is an actor. 248 00:12:28,007 --> 00:12:32,298 Actors. They've seen too many movies. 249 00:12:32,298 --> 00:12:35,590 Come on, guys. Let's get outta here. 250 00:12:42,590 --> 00:12:43,715 (GASPS) 251 00:12:43,715 --> 00:12:45,340 Oh! (STAMMERING) 252 00:12:45,340 --> 00:12:48,590 (GRUMBLING) So, Thor, uh, when you're in your loneliest, darkest place, 253 00:12:48,590 --> 00:12:52,007 is your salad kale, romaine, or quinoa? (GRUNTING) 254 00:12:52,007 --> 00:12:54,632 (CHUCKLES) I will never understand humans. 255 00:12:58,298 --> 00:13:01,215 You're not mad at me, right? We're cool? 256 00:13:01,215 --> 00:13:02,757 You quit on us. 257 00:13:02,757 --> 00:13:04,465 I didn't quit, Natasha. 258 00:13:04,465 --> 00:13:07,340 I wanted to go home. Tony understood. 259 00:13:07,340 --> 00:13:09,965 He helped set me up with this great opportunity. 260 00:13:09,965 --> 00:13:12,965 So great you kept it quiet, told us you had our back, 261 00:13:12,965 --> 00:13:15,382 then when the time was right, you ditched us. 262 00:13:15,382 --> 00:13:17,757 Look, I loved being an Avenger, 263 00:13:17,757 --> 00:13:20,215 but the Avengers are about saving the entire world. 264 00:13:20,215 --> 00:13:22,090 I needed to carve out my place in it 265 00:13:22,090 --> 00:13:24,173 before worrying about the whole planet. 266 00:13:24,173 --> 00:13:26,298 I thought we were a team. 267 00:13:26,298 --> 00:13:28,465 Friday's got us a lead on Egghead. 268 00:13:32,090 --> 00:13:33,882 (GRUNTING) 269 00:13:33,882 --> 00:13:36,590 Once again, my apologies for the misunderstanding. 270 00:13:36,590 --> 00:13:40,298 Thank you for the directions, but we must make haste. 271 00:13:40,298 --> 00:13:42,715 (IMITATING THOR) My apologies for the misunderstanding. 272 00:13:42,715 --> 00:13:44,007 Make haste! 273 00:13:44,007 --> 00:13:47,007 Tad McDodd, when we first met, 274 00:13:47,007 --> 00:13:50,090 I thought you might be a villain, masquerading as an actor 275 00:13:50,090 --> 00:13:53,007 in order to get close and catch me unaware. 276 00:13:53,007 --> 00:13:57,173 But now I see the truth. You are a villain. 277 00:13:57,173 --> 00:13:59,090 An annoying one. 278 00:13:59,090 --> 00:14:01,757 (NORMAL VOICE) I'm trying to understand you, man. 279 00:14:01,757 --> 00:14:04,007 To watch you move, to hear you speak, 280 00:14:04,007 --> 00:14:07,465 see your home, where you come from. 281 00:14:07,465 --> 00:14:11,715 Where I come from is Asgard, but my home is Avengers... 282 00:14:11,715 --> 00:14:16,465 Yes, educate me. Show me Asgard. 283 00:14:16,465 --> 00:14:20,132 You want an education? You will get one. 284 00:14:20,132 --> 00:14:22,715 Heimdall, open the portal! 285 00:14:27,715 --> 00:14:30,257 Huh? Uh, uh, maybe not so fast! 286 00:14:34,090 --> 00:14:36,132 HAWKEYE: Turns out Friday's useful after all. 287 00:14:36,132 --> 00:14:38,340 Egghead has a bunch of fake addresses, 288 00:14:38,340 --> 00:14:42,465 but this is where the studio sends his checks. 289 00:14:42,465 --> 00:14:46,590 Hold on. Maybe we can do the entering without the breaking. 290 00:14:54,423 --> 00:14:56,840 I think we found Egghead. 291 00:14:56,840 --> 00:14:59,215 I think he found us. 292 00:14:59,215 --> 00:15:02,007 I worked so hard on effects and props, 293 00:15:02,007 --> 00:15:03,882 but since getting fired, 294 00:15:03,882 --> 00:15:07,090 I've been thinking of getting into costume design. 295 00:15:10,632 --> 00:15:13,340 What do you think of my suit? 296 00:15:13,340 --> 00:15:16,423 Uh, is it supposed to look like a giant egg? 297 00:15:20,132 --> 00:15:21,257 (CROWING) 298 00:15:21,257 --> 00:15:22,882 (POWERING UP) 299 00:15:22,882 --> 00:15:27,840 EGGHEAD: I've got a whole ne line that's just to die for. 300 00:15:32,132 --> 00:15:33,382 BLACK WIDOW: Scatter! 301 00:15:36,382 --> 00:15:39,215 Scatter? More like scramble! 302 00:15:51,132 --> 00:15:52,965 You can't hide from me. 303 00:15:56,882 --> 00:16:00,090 Ouch! You've already failed. 304 00:16:00,090 --> 00:16:01,965 I've activated a launch sequence 305 00:16:01,965 --> 00:16:05,423 that will send my battle suits all across Hollywood. 306 00:16:05,423 --> 00:16:09,132 And I assure you, they're quite destructive. 307 00:16:09,132 --> 00:16:11,882 Come on! That looks like a giant... 308 00:16:13,882 --> 00:16:17,382 Is anyone else seeing this? It's not just me, right? (GRUNTS) 309 00:16:17,382 --> 00:16:18,632 (GRUNTS) 310 00:16:20,215 --> 00:16:23,215 Keep Egghead busy. I'm putting a stop to this launch. 311 00:16:23,215 --> 00:16:26,173 (WHIRRING) Too late. It's launching. 312 00:16:26,173 --> 00:16:29,090 (MECHANICAL CLUCKING) 313 00:16:31,715 --> 00:16:34,007 I wasn't fast enough. 314 00:16:34,007 --> 00:16:35,173 (GRUNTS) 315 00:16:35,173 --> 00:16:37,298 Come on, Ant-Man. This isn't over yet. 316 00:16:37,298 --> 00:16:38,715 (CROWING) 317 00:16:40,007 --> 00:16:42,632 No need to waste time and energy on you. 318 00:16:42,632 --> 00:16:46,215 My automated robot suits will flatten the city. 319 00:16:46,215 --> 00:16:48,965 But the movie studio belongs to me! 320 00:16:52,215 --> 00:16:53,965 So, who's got an idea? 321 00:16:53,965 --> 00:16:55,965 Those other six suits didn't have pilots. 322 00:16:55,965 --> 00:16:57,882 That's the weak point! 323 00:16:57,882 --> 00:17:01,382 If we stop Egghead's suit, we stop all the suits. 324 00:17:01,382 --> 00:17:05,257 HAWKEYE: Friday, you got a track on the other half dozen? 325 00:17:05,257 --> 00:17:09,215 FRIDAY: I estimate they will reach their destinations in four minutes. 326 00:17:09,215 --> 00:17:10,882 Then we better make this fast. 327 00:17:13,173 --> 00:17:15,215 Barely slowing him down. 328 00:17:15,215 --> 00:17:17,632 Then my car will have to speed him up. 329 00:17:17,632 --> 00:17:19,215 And I just had it washed. 330 00:17:19,215 --> 00:17:20,632 (GRUNTS) 331 00:17:21,757 --> 00:17:22,882 (YELLS) 332 00:17:25,215 --> 00:17:29,215 You may manage to annoy me, but you'll never stop me! 333 00:17:32,757 --> 00:17:35,007 (GROWLING) 334 00:17:36,590 --> 00:17:38,590 I need more smoke! 335 00:17:39,882 --> 00:17:41,423 (GRUNTING) 336 00:17:41,423 --> 00:17:42,715 (BLACK WIDOW GRUNTING) Huh? 337 00:17:42,715 --> 00:17:44,632 (SCREAMING) (WHIMPERING) 338 00:17:44,632 --> 00:17:47,257 That's too much smoke! 339 00:17:47,257 --> 00:17:49,132 (BOTH GRUNT) 340 00:17:50,215 --> 00:17:52,173 Director. 341 00:17:52,173 --> 00:17:54,423 Egghead... I mean, Elihas. 342 00:17:54,423 --> 00:17:57,465 If you'd called me by my name from the beginning, 343 00:17:57,465 --> 00:18:00,340 all of this could've been avoided. 344 00:18:00,340 --> 00:18:04,340 But you've called me Egghead for the last time! 345 00:18:04,340 --> 00:18:06,298 (GASPS) 346 00:18:07,715 --> 00:18:09,590 FRIDAY: Less than ten seconds (GRUNTS) 347 00:18:09,590 --> 00:18:12,423 until the six battle suits reach their destinations. 348 00:18:12,423 --> 00:18:14,215 We're almost out of time. 349 00:18:15,132 --> 00:18:16,715 (WHIMPERING) 350 00:18:18,173 --> 00:18:19,173 (YELLING) 351 00:18:24,132 --> 00:18:25,715 (YELLS) 352 00:18:28,090 --> 00:18:30,340 ANT-MAN: (CHUCKLES) Side by side with my friends. 353 00:18:30,340 --> 00:18:32,132 I've really missed this. 354 00:18:32,132 --> 00:18:34,298 Once an Avenger, always an Avenger. 355 00:18:34,298 --> 00:18:36,465 FRIDAY: Hawkeye, it's too late. 356 00:18:36,465 --> 00:18:38,465 The battle suits are landing. 357 00:18:38,465 --> 00:18:40,340 Oh, wow! (CROWD EXCLAIMING) 358 00:18:40,340 --> 00:18:42,340 WOMAN: Look at that! 359 00:18:42,340 --> 00:18:45,423 Wow! That's so cool! MAN: So cool! 360 00:18:45,423 --> 00:18:47,715 (WHIRRING) 361 00:18:50,423 --> 00:18:51,590 (PEOPLE GASP) 362 00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:54,882 (PEOPLE EXCLAIM, SCREAM) 363 00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:07,257 (GRUNTS) Huh? 364 00:19:09,465 --> 00:19:11,215 We can still stop this. 365 00:19:14,007 --> 00:19:16,298 Where are you? 366 00:19:18,465 --> 00:19:22,340 Natasha, remember that time the Avengers broke into that Chitauri warship? 367 00:19:22,340 --> 00:19:24,215 Yeah. And it didn't work. 368 00:19:24,215 --> 00:19:26,132 So it's bound to work this time. 369 00:19:26,132 --> 00:19:28,423 Give me a three count. Hawkeye, make us a path. 370 00:19:33,882 --> 00:19:36,007 One, two... 371 00:19:37,257 --> 00:19:38,298 Three! 372 00:19:40,382 --> 00:19:42,090 (GRUNTS) 373 00:19:44,423 --> 00:19:47,257 The saying goes, if you wanna make an omelet... 374 00:19:47,882 --> 00:19:49,423 (GROANS) 375 00:19:51,465 --> 00:19:53,298 You gotta break some eggs. 376 00:19:57,423 --> 00:19:59,715 (CLUCKS) 377 00:19:59,715 --> 00:20:01,632 (ALL LAUGHING) 378 00:20:10,882 --> 00:20:13,507 We got all of that on film. (LAUGHS) 379 00:20:13,507 --> 00:20:15,507 All of it! 380 00:20:15,507 --> 00:20:17,465 Oh, now I just have to hope that audiences 381 00:20:17,465 --> 00:20:19,507 are willing to see a movie about superheroes. 382 00:20:19,507 --> 00:20:20,507 (PORTAL OPENING) 383 00:20:23,215 --> 00:20:27,382 So, Tad McDodd, what did you think of Asgard? 384 00:20:28,340 --> 00:20:30,173 I've seen things... 385 00:20:30,173 --> 00:20:32,298 Things I can't un-see. 386 00:20:34,423 --> 00:20:37,465 I... I can't play Thor. 387 00:20:37,465 --> 00:20:40,465 I don't think I'll ever be able to act again. 388 00:20:40,465 --> 00:20:42,465 (SOBS) I quit! 389 00:20:42,465 --> 00:20:44,257 (SOBBING) 390 00:20:44,257 --> 00:20:45,882 (DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES) 391 00:20:45,882 --> 00:20:47,882 Thanks for your help, Friday. 392 00:20:47,882 --> 00:20:50,507 FRIDAY: Thanks are not necessary. I'm only doing my job. 393 00:20:50,507 --> 00:20:53,382 You deserve thanks. You're an Avenger too. 394 00:20:53,382 --> 00:20:56,840 I miss this. Maybe I shouldn't have left. 395 00:20:56,840 --> 00:21:00,465 You didn't leave. You had to find your place. 396 00:21:00,465 --> 00:21:03,590 What you said about me quitting the Avengers? 397 00:21:03,590 --> 00:21:05,382 I was wrong. 398 00:21:05,382 --> 00:21:08,382 When you're ready, the Avengers will be waiting. 399 00:21:09,882 --> 00:21:13,465 That actor had promised me a tour of Hollywood. 400 00:21:13,465 --> 00:21:16,007 Though I could not trust his sense of direction, 401 00:21:16,007 --> 00:21:18,590 nor trust anything else about him, for that matter. 402 00:21:18,590 --> 00:21:19,882 You don't need him. 403 00:21:19,882 --> 00:21:23,882 Come on. I'll give you guys the VIP Hollywood grand tour. 404 00:21:27,257 --> 00:21:30,007 What? Such fakery!