[muffled house music playing]
[phone vibrating]
[driver] You want me to drop you off here?
Oh, uh, yeah. Yeah, this looks right.
I, uh, haven't been here before.
♪ ♪
[music rising]
♪ Give me something, give me something, give me something, give me something ♪
♪ Give me something that'll get the people on the floor ♪
♪ ♪
[crowd cheering happily]
Loona!
Hey, girl. Glad you could make it.
Tex. Yeah, hey. Thanks for inviting me.
Course. Course.
Hey, everyone!
Meet the new face. [howls]
[all howling]
You want a drink or anything?
Oh, uh... sure. Yeah, totally.
[female partier] And so I told him,
I'm not gonna go get it
unless you fucking throw it this time.
That is so not fetch.
Not fetch.
[Loona laughs] Yeah, like that happens all the time.
[laughs nervously]
O.M.G. Loona?
Lunatic Loona? That you?
Uh, yeah. It's Loona. Yeah.
Wow, I can't believe you're showing up to another party.
I mean, do you even remember the last one?
I'm sure you'll remind me.
Yeah, this.
This you, right?
[growls]
Why do you still have that?
It brings me joy.
You know, you're supposed to keep things that bring you joy.
[growls]
Wow, you're being really negative.
Your aura is really aggressive right now.
Oh, yeah? Well, maybe it's 'cause I'm in the presence of a massive bitch.
[all gasping]
Oh... my dog.
Wow.
What? Is that not an okay thing to say?
Like, come on. It's true.
[woman] You can't say that.
Did I miss anything?
No, no, no. [laughs] No, nothing.
[clears throat] No.
[Bee laughs] How my dirty bitches doing tonight?
[howling and cheering]
[Bee] Ow, ow! Ya'll ready
to party with the Queen Bee of Gluttony?
Come on.
[cheering]
[Bee] Hell yeah. 'Cause the honey is flowing tonight,
and this bitch 'bout to get
fucking wild.
Let's get it started!
Ow!
["Cotton Candy" playing]
♪ Cotton candy ♪
♪ Candy, candy, candy, candy, candy, candy ♪
♪ Hey, I'm what you need ♪
♪ I'm what you want, I got it all ♪
♪ A Carnivale ♪
♪ I'll bring you up, I'll take you down ♪
♪ I'm sticky sweet, stuck in your teeth like ♪
♪ Cotton candy ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ Cotton candy ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ Cotton candy ♪
♪ I'm what you want, not what you need ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ Hey, I don't know why, I'm what you want ♪
♪ But it's the truth, I'm not your lie ♪
♪ Let them eat cake, let them eat pie ♪
♪ Or better yet, let them eat ♪
♪ Cotton candy ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ Cotton candy ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ Cotton candy ♪
♪ I'm what you want, not what you need ♪
♪ Cotton candy skies ♪
♪ Sweet as apple pie ♪
♪ I can't help but shine ♪
♪ Brighter than the starlight ♪
♪ In the sky ♪
♪ Cotton candy ♪
♪ Yeah, cotton candy ♪
♪ I'm what you want, not what you need ♪
♪ So, what you want? ♪
You hungry?
Take a bite.
Get fucked tonight.
♪ So, what you want? ♪
♪ Your queen bee brings the sweet stuff ♪
♪ So keep making me that motherfucking honey ♪
♪ Yeah, keep it coming ♪
♪ Cotton candy ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ Cotton candy ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ Cotton candy ♪
♪ I'm what you want, not what you need ♪
♪ Cotton candy skies ♪
♪ Sweet as apple pie ♪
♪ I can't help but shine ♪
♪ Brighter than the starlight ♪
♪ Cotton candy skies ♪
♪ Sweet as apple pie ♪
♪ I can't help but shine ♪
♪ Brighter than the starlight ♪
♪ In the sky ♪♪
[fireworks exploding]
[howling and cheering]
[Bee] Ow, ow. Vortex.
The party is buzzing now. Fuck.
I feel like I went a little too hard with the confetti this time though.
I have, like, a rainbow
in my vagina right now.
Oh, hey. Is this the sweet pup you told me about?
-Excuse me? -She's a fuckin' cutie.
Where you been hiding, girl? [giggles]
Is there something funny?
Nah, I'm just really high on all this tasty energy right now.
Tex says you don't get invited out much.
I hope this itty bitty get-together can serve as a fun first time.
Mm-hmm.
I would have thrown a bigger one but I couldn't convince Belphegor
to let me break into her stash of party drugs.
So fucking lame.
I mean, I usually just steal them, but Belle changed the locks.
She says I'm a total "jackass" for trying, but
hey, I'm proud to be a total jackass.
[Tex laughs] Anyway...
yeah, Bee, this is Loona. And, Loona, this is my girlfriend Bee.
Nice to meet you, bitch.
Oh, this is...
She's hot.
Ha! Holy shit. Okay.
Tex, you didn't tell me she was hilarious.
-That's so funny. -Right.
I love that that's the first thing you say to me.
You don't give a shit how freaky
you come off, and that's fucking beautiful.
You are my new favorite person.
Am I, though?
Yeah, bitch.
No, really.
Reminds me of the first time I saw Satan without a shirt on.
I was like, "Oof, boy, you are hot as Hell."
But then I wanted to die, 'cause it was so awkward
'cause he's more like a brother to me, you know?
But not actually my brother, so I guess...
It was fine. I could hit that.
Anyway, girl,
you have a good time tonight.
Get some sweets, get some eats,
drink it, tear it, fuck it up.
Whoo! [laughs]
Cheers, honey.
Thank you for coming.
Do you need anything? Are you having fun? Are you good?
Are you drunk? Okay, good.
Okay, great. Are you good?
Yeah, I'm gonna go.
Uh, what? Why? You just got here.
At least one drink, right?
Nope, you really wouldn't like me after one drink.
[somber music playing]
[sniffling]
[phone vibrating]
[exciting music playing]
So stupid. I shouldn't have come.
[tires screeching]
Hey, Loony.
How you doing? You all right?
Yeah, I'm fine. I just want to go.
Hey, hey, that sounds like Blitz-o.
The "O" is silent, asshole.
Hey, hey, I knew it was you.
Fuck, man, where you been? You here for the party?
N-No, I'm just here picking up my daughter.
Oh, shit.
-You have a daughter now? -Adopted.
Oh, man. You're already leaving? Things just got started.
Come in and show us all up again.
No. No, thank you, but I think Loony wants to head back.
Huh, the hottie next to you wants to leave?
[growls] Watch it.
I mean, we could stay a little longer.
I think we need to go, okay? I think it's been a long night.
Well, these people seem to know you.
Come on, I think I want to give this another try.
Please?
Okay, fine.
Maybe one drink.
[chanting] Blitzo, Blitzo, Blitzo, Blitzo!
[shouts]
-[woman] Oh, wow! -[howling and cheering]
[laughs]
That was nothing, bitch!
-Give me a real challenge. -Oh, yeah?
Wanna fucks with the big bitch, imp boy?
I got a challenge for you.
Oh, he's gonna die.
All right, let's do this.
From Bee's personal supply,
the hardest shit there is.
You ready, my man?
Oh, born ready!
Bring it, barky!
I will drink you under this fucking table.
You have no idea what kind of night I've had.
[chuckles]
[Bee] All right, shit-talker,
but there hasn't been a soul yet
who can beat me at my own game.
So you better bring the fire, baby.
Oh, is Queen Bee too scared to lose to a little imp like me?
Oh, okay. Let's get it on, you little bastard.
Come on, Blitzo. Fuck her up!
You can do it!
[shouts] Who's the queen now?
Yeah, that's my dad!
Well, fuck me.
That's a first.
I haven't had a first in a while.
That was magical. Seriously, impressive.
I tip my crown to you, imp boy.
Respect.
[howls]
[crowd howling]
[cheering and applause]
[house music continues playing]
[panting]
[laughing]
Hey, Loon, I don't mean
to be a buzzkill here, but your, uh, dad...
guy dude is, um...
He's seeming a bit--
Out of control. Like, a mess.
Yeah, it's worrisome.
You want to maybe check on him or something?
What? No. No, Blitzo is fine.
He's always a mess, trust me.
Look, honey, I see people having fun and getting fucked up
all the time, but he's clearly getting wasted off his ass
and causing problems on purpose,
so I feel like you should check up on him at least.
Just see if something's up.
Don't act like you know him like I do.
I ain't saying that.
I'm just pretty sure he's had, like, four tongues inside him at once.
I mean... good for him,
but I can taste the flavor of people at my parties,
and he's giving off a very "not okay" vibe, you know?
Oh, yeah, and I bet you'd know the "okay" vibe, right?
I mean, everyone likes you so much.
What's that supposed to mean?
You got a problem or something, sour cream?
[monstrous voice] Don't fuck with me.
[sighs] Sorry.
Yeah. Nope, I'll, uh, I'll check on him.
[moans]
Sorry, sorry.
I know, I got a little spicy there.
I just... hope everything works out.
Now, let's dance.
Blitzo! Blitzo!
Where are you, shithead? Blit--
Oh, piss on a dick!
What the fuck are you doing, Blitzo?
This guy.
It looks like you're in the middle of a goddamn orgy. Stop.
[slurring] Look, I didn't expect you to come in here
and see any of this, Loony. I'm so sorry,
but it's a party. I'm just having fun with, uh...
The fuck is your name again?
-Dennis. -Christ on a stick.
You would be a Dennis.
Get the fuck away from me!
I'm not fucking a Dennis tonight!
I need a Monica or Alejandro in here, stat!
Better.
You don't need anyone else sucking your face, freaky weirdo.
You need to drink something other than Beelzejuice.
[groans] No.
[engine starts]
Do you need to throw up?
No.
[laughs] Yeah, you do.
I had a really shitty day.
Oh, yeah? Is that why you drank,
like, five gallons worth of who knows what?
Fuck, Fizz was right.
I'm gonna die alone, aren't I?
Just a wrinkly, old, withered waste.
Will you be there, Loony?
-Be where? -I don't know.
[mumbles] ...lonely.
...die alone.
I'll be there, Dad.
Now, go the fuck to sleep, okay?
[mumbling] Millie and Mox and Stolas and...
Fuck.
Yeah, I did need to throw up.
[♪ Silva Hound plays "Monster's Ball"]
♪ Ladies and gentlemen ♪
♪ The non-binary specimen ♪
♪ The ceremony master has arrived ♪
♪ Queen Bee I be ♪
♪ The H.P.I.C. ♪
♪ The hottest dog fresh off the grill, yeah, that's a vibe ♪
♪ If you don't already know ♪
♪ These bitches bad to the bone ♪
♪ I'm not alone ♪
♪ All my ladies in the zone ♪
♪ We're hounds of hell when we roam ♪
♪ Until the party comes home ♪
♪ I'm on a roll, everybody lose control ♪
♪ S-S-So tell me what you want ♪
♪ Gummy bears and alcohol, ketamine and fentanyl ♪
♪ Boys and girls, I got it all ♪
♪ From the window to the wall, no more room inside the hall ♪
♪ But a word to the wise, no time to stall ♪
♪ Everything going on upstairs is crazy ♪
♪ Come dig a little deeper down ♪
♪ And dig in for a day with me ♪
♪ Baby, we're up all night ♪
♪ Till we get enough ♪
♪ This is the appetite of Beelzebub ♪
♪ Closed mouths, they don't get fed ♪
♪ Open up your jaws ♪
♪ Until there's nothing left ♪
♪ At the monster's ball ♪
♪ Let's go now ♪♪ l ♪