(OPENING THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(PLEASANT MUSIC PLAYING)
(TOY SQUEAKS)
-DUG: I love my toys for dogs. - (FLY BUZZES)
DUG: Get away, you fly. (BARKS) That is mine.
-(DOORBELL RINGS) -DUG: There is that sound.
(DOORBELL RINGS)
(BARKING) There is that sound there. Who made that sound? I will warn them.
This is our den.
You make that sound, I will bark.
-I know you are there. -Down, killer.
DUG: Someone made that sound.
(CARL CHUCKLES)
Hi, Carl. Hi, Dug.
(SIGHS) Thank you so much.
CARL: Oh, no trouble at all. Happy to do it.
WOMAN: Well, I'm off. See you tonight.
-Have fun. -You, too.
Come here, boy. We got some guests for the day.
DUG: Ohhh!
(SERENE MUSIC PLAYING)
DUG: Puppies.
Hi there, you puppies.
I have just met you and I love you.
And you, and you, and you, and you.
Wait. Did you get an "I love you"?
I do not know, so I will say it again. I love you.
(YAWNS)
DUG: Aw!
Dug, could you watch them for a spell? I'll be right inside if you need me.
DUG: Oh, yes, oh, yes. (BARKING) I will take care of the puppies.
Uh, you might want to quiet it down.
DUG: I want the puppies to wake up, so that I may take care of the puppies.
-You got your wish. -DUG: Puppies. Puppies.
Okay. Here they come.
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
(ALL YIPPING)
DUG: Puppies!
(DUG LAUGHING)
Puppies!
-Have fun, Dug. -(DUG CONTINUES LAUGHING)
This is fun. So many puppies on me. (LAUGHS)
I know. Try to catch me, you puppies.
-I do not think you can. - (ALL YIPPING)
DUG: Chase me, puppies. Chase me.
Are you still back there?
I am faster than you.
(ALL YIPPING)
DUG: I am faster than a puppy.
(ALL YIPPING)
Do not get dizzy. I am running not in a straight.
(CHUCKLES)
-Hello, puppies. It is me, Dug. - (ALL YIPPING)
DUG: Oh, puppies. (CHUCKLES) How did you get there?
You caught me. (LAUGHS)
Ow!
You have sharp teeth, you puppies. Tiny puppy teeth, puppy teeth.
Ow! So sharp. Now I'm feeling chewed!
(LANGUAGES CHANGING)
Ow! Puppy teeth! Tiny puppy teeth on me!
Now I am turning. Ow, turning and hurting.
It is kind of fun. Ow, fun and hurting.
Ow!
CARL: Clang, clang, clang!
Lunchtime!
(ALL YIPPING)
DUG: Oh, now the cute puppies are chewing their lunch.
CARL: Come on, Dug. You too.
DUG: Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy!
(PUPPIES MUNCHING)
(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)
DUG: That is okay, because puppies need a lot of food.
Hey, Dug. Here's your treat.
DUG: Oh, boy! My after-food food.
-Throw it. Throw... - (BARKS)
DUG: ...it.
I continue to not be angry because the puppies are nice and cute.
(ALL YAWNING)
DUG: Oof, I love the puppies.
And I am also glad that they are now are having a sleep.
(TOY SQUEAKS)
DUG: (CHUCKLES) Uh-oh.
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
(TOY SQUEAKS SLOWLY)
DUG: Now, puppies, these are my toys.
My very special toys for dogs.
They are not for you.
But if you are very gentle...
(SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING)
(ALL YIPPING)
DUG: No!
Oh! That one was a pretty bee.
(SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING)
(ALL YIPPING)
DUG: Save my toys. Save my toys. Save my toys. Save my toys.
-No! Get back. - (YIPPING)
Back! No!
Hmm. Cute.
DUG: Stop, you puppies!
You may play with my toys for dogs, you puppies,
but please do not chew them too much because...
Squirrel!
(TOYS SQUEAK)
(IN SLOW MOTION) Oh, no!
(SQUEAKING)
DUG: Oh...
-(BARKING) -DUG: Oh!
Oh, that was new. I just got that for my birthday.
That one I dug up from the dirt. (GASPS) My little piggy!
That one is my favorite! My toy.
Oh, no. All these puppies.
These puppies, oh, no. I can't...
I will keep you safe, my toy for dog.
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
DUG: These puppies are not what I thought they'd be like.
(BARKS)
(CHITTERS)
Ho, now the squirrel will get chewed on by the puppies.
-(CHITTERING) -(WHIMPERING)
DUG: Come on, you puppies.
(WHIMPERING)
(HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING)
DUG: Do not be afraid of that squirrel. Maybe he will get dead soon.
We do not know.
(WHIMPERING)
(CHITTERING)
DUG: I am the alpha, so I will take control.
(SPITS)
(DUG GRUNTING)
Do not be afraid. Do what I do.
(BARKING) You do not scare us, you squirrel.
Do it with me. It's fun.
(ALL BARKING)
DUG: Well, go on. Go get him.
(ALL YIPPING)
(UPLIFTING MUSIC PLAYING)
DUG: We did it. Howl with me.
(ALL HOWLING)
DUG: I am so proud. Good puppies. Good puppies.
Let's play.
All right. Let us try again.
You ready, puppies?
Here we go, and...
-point! - (WHIMPERS)
DUG: We will work on that.
I hate to interrupt the pack meeting, Dug,
but it's time for the pups to go home.
DUG: Oh, I do not want the puppies to go.
Puppy teeth. Ow, ow!
But I am okay that they do.
Thanks, Carl. I really appreciate the help.
CARL: Ah, it was our pleasure. They were perfect angels.
DUG: Wait, Poppa.
Bye, puppies.
(PUPPIES WHIMPERING)
WOMAN: Aw...
Good night, you two.
-(PUPPIES YIPPING) -Hey, there. I missed you.
DUG: I liked today. May we get some puppies?
(SNORING)
(CHUCKLES) We'll talk about it tomorrow.
Good night, Dug.
(CLOSING THEME MUSIC PLAYING)