1 00:00:03,289 --> 00:00:04,831 [boing] 2 00:00:04,914 --> 00:00:08,414 And now, DreamWorks' The Penguins of Madagascar. 3 00:00:08,498 --> 00:00:11,289 [brassy detective music] 4 00:00:14,623 --> 00:00:18,373 ♪ There's a sea mammal on a roll ♪ 5 00:00:18,456 --> 00:00:21,206 ♪ Evil swims in his soul ♪ 6 00:00:21,289 --> 00:00:25,039 ♪ You will fear his flipper's clutch ♪ 7 00:00:25,123 --> 00:00:29,623 ♪ Surprisingly smooth to the touch ♪ 8 00:00:29,706 --> 00:00:32,748 ♪ Look out below ♪ 9 00:00:32,831 --> 00:00:34,498 ♪ For your fluke-tailed foe ♪ 10 00:00:34,581 --> 00:00:37,289 ♪ He's Dr. Blowhole ♪ 11 00:00:37,373 --> 00:00:39,039 [chittering laugh] 12 00:00:41,164 --> 00:00:43,706 Anti-gravity socks field test. 13 00:00:43,789 --> 00:00:46,706 Activating now. 14 00:00:46,789 --> 00:00:49,789 Oh, sweet! 15 00:00:49,873 --> 00:00:52,289 Yeah, oh--whoa! Gah! 16 00:00:52,373 --> 00:00:54,623 [grunting] 17 00:00:54,706 --> 00:00:57,706 [exclaiming in pain] 18 00:00:59,123 --> 00:01:01,248 - Okay, nobody saw-- - Hey. 19 00:01:01,331 --> 00:01:02,414 [screams] 20 00:01:02,498 --> 00:01:03,956 - You Kowalski? - Yes. 21 00:01:04,039 --> 00:01:06,456 [clears throat] Yes, yes, I am. 22 00:01:06,539 --> 00:01:08,289 - Come with me. - Excuse me, sir, 23 00:01:08,373 --> 00:01:11,706 but I don't just wander off with strange platypuses. 24 00:01:11,789 --> 00:01:14,831 Or is it platypi? Platypuseses? 25 00:01:14,914 --> 00:01:16,873 You'll come if I say the right word. 26 00:01:16,956 --> 00:01:19,206 And what word would that be? 27 00:01:19,289 --> 00:01:20,914 [shrieks] 28 00:01:20,998 --> 00:01:23,414 [high-pitched gibberish, objects clatter] 29 00:01:23,498 --> 00:01:25,248 I don't know when I'll be back, maybe never. 30 00:01:25,331 --> 00:01:26,623 Nice knowing you! 31 00:01:26,706 --> 00:01:28,914 - Uh... bye? - What was that about? 32 00:01:28,998 --> 00:01:30,873 Well, let's find out. 33 00:01:30,956 --> 00:01:33,289 We'll check the surveillance tapes. 34 00:01:33,373 --> 00:01:34,373 [buzzer] 35 00:01:34,456 --> 00:01:36,789 - [rapid whirring] - Aah! 36 00:01:36,873 --> 00:01:38,623 You watch everything Kowalski does? 37 00:01:38,706 --> 00:01:41,039 Well, yeah! But, uh, just Kowalski. 38 00:01:41,123 --> 00:01:42,831 'Cause, you know, he's kind of a nut job. 39 00:01:42,914 --> 00:01:44,081 I mean, you're cool. 40 00:01:44,164 --> 00:01:46,539 I'd never do that to, uh, you guys. 41 00:01:46,623 --> 00:01:48,706 I'm Skipper. Give me options 42 00:01:48,789 --> 00:01:51,623 - for being a fuddy-duddy-- - Uh, uh... 43 00:01:51,706 --> 00:01:52,664 [sniffing] 44 00:01:52,748 --> 00:01:54,123 Ugh. [gags] 45 00:01:54,206 --> 00:01:55,831 [chugging] 46 00:01:55,914 --> 00:01:57,206 [laughs] 47 00:01:57,289 --> 00:01:59,373 You'll come if I say the right word. 48 00:01:59,456 --> 00:02:01,539 And what word would that be? 49 00:02:01,623 --> 00:02:03,206 Doris. 50 00:02:03,289 --> 00:02:04,206 [all gasp] 51 00:02:04,289 --> 00:02:06,164 That is 10 pounds of trouble 52 00:02:06,248 --> 00:02:08,664 in a 3-pound bag. 53 00:02:08,748 --> 00:02:11,956 [gasps] You do watch everything we do! 54 00:02:13,123 --> 00:02:16,039 - She needs me? - Her very words. 55 00:02:16,123 --> 00:02:18,039 Said you're the smartest guy she's ever met. 56 00:02:18,123 --> 00:02:22,664 Ah, always knew Doris would come to her senses someday. 57 00:02:22,748 --> 00:02:25,373 It's the casual confidence I exude, 58 00:02:25,456 --> 00:02:28,623 my effortless aplomb, a sense of suave-- 59 00:02:28,706 --> 00:02:30,248 Kowalski! 60 00:02:30,331 --> 00:02:33,748 [heavenly music] 61 00:02:33,831 --> 00:02:35,248 Hey, you. 62 00:02:35,331 --> 00:02:37,373 [babbling] 63 00:02:37,456 --> 00:02:39,539 Doris! 64 00:02:39,623 --> 00:02:41,081 Kowalski... 65 00:02:41,164 --> 00:02:44,956 You--you--you still got the p-pretty parts. 66 00:02:45,039 --> 00:02:48,081 [giggles] You haven't changed a bit. 67 00:02:48,164 --> 00:02:51,456 Oh, Kowalski, it's really nice to see you. 68 00:02:51,539 --> 00:02:52,873 [stammering, shaking] 69 00:02:52,956 --> 00:02:56,373 Now take a deep breath, then respond. 70 00:02:56,456 --> 00:02:57,373 Okay! 71 00:02:57,456 --> 00:02:59,914 [inhaling deeply] 72 00:02:59,998 --> 00:03:01,289 Nice to see you, too! 73 00:03:01,373 --> 00:03:04,123 Didn't I tell you he's great, baby? 74 00:03:04,873 --> 00:03:06,164 "Baby"? 75 00:03:06,248 --> 00:03:08,081 Oh, yeah, guy's got it going on, 76 00:03:08,164 --> 00:03:09,456 just like you said, sweetie. 77 00:03:09,539 --> 00:03:11,123 "Sweetie"? 78 00:03:11,206 --> 00:03:14,289 [gasping, stammering] Why did he call her "sweetie"? 79 00:03:14,373 --> 00:03:17,623 [tires squealing] 80 00:03:17,706 --> 00:03:18,914 [police siren wailing] 81 00:03:18,998 --> 00:03:20,581 I hope we're not too late to talk 82 00:03:20,664 --> 00:03:24,289 and/or pound some sense into Kowalski's oblong head. 83 00:03:24,373 --> 00:03:26,289 - Duck! - [truck horn blaring] 84 00:03:26,373 --> 00:03:29,123 Really, Skipper, Doris can't be that bad, can she? 85 00:03:29,206 --> 00:03:31,623 Private, the first time Doris rejected Kowalski, 86 00:03:31,706 --> 00:03:33,456 he refused to leave his bunk... 87 00:03:33,539 --> 00:03:35,956 for six months. 88 00:03:36,039 --> 00:03:37,623 - Duck! - Whoa! 89 00:03:37,706 --> 00:03:38,789 Six months? 90 00:03:38,873 --> 00:03:40,664 Yep, didn't even move once. 91 00:03:40,748 --> 00:03:44,539 Believe you me, clean-up duty was not pleasant. 92 00:03:44,623 --> 00:03:45,873 [shudders, yelps] 93 00:03:45,956 --> 00:03:47,039 Duck! 94 00:03:47,123 --> 00:03:49,498 Oh, it'll never work, Doris. 95 00:03:49,581 --> 00:03:51,289 Is he bird? Is he mammal? 96 00:03:51,373 --> 00:03:53,373 If he can't commit to a species, 97 00:03:53,456 --> 00:03:54,956 how can he commit to you? 98 00:03:55,039 --> 00:03:56,498 Listen, I've heard this all before, 99 00:03:56,581 --> 00:03:58,581 except then it was about Doug the porpoise 100 00:03:58,664 --> 00:04:01,373 or Harry the octopus or Pete the manatee. 101 00:04:01,456 --> 00:04:04,248 He was ugly on the inside, too. 102 00:04:04,331 --> 00:04:06,914 Listen, Kowalski, I like you. 103 00:04:06,998 --> 00:04:09,498 I do, I really like you. I like you. 104 00:04:09,581 --> 00:04:11,831 But I'm never gonna like you like you. 105 00:04:11,914 --> 00:04:13,331 Can you understand that? 106 00:04:13,414 --> 00:04:14,456 [whimpers] 107 00:04:14,539 --> 00:04:15,956 [garbled shouting] 108 00:04:16,039 --> 00:04:17,498 Get Kowalski away from her, men. 109 00:04:17,581 --> 00:04:20,664 Excessive force is approved and encouraged. 110 00:04:20,748 --> 00:04:22,706 Oh, boy! [gagging] 111 00:04:22,789 --> 00:04:24,748 [screaming] No, no, no, no, no! 112 00:04:24,831 --> 00:04:26,081 [grunts] 113 00:04:26,164 --> 00:04:27,789 Force, excessive or otherwise, 114 00:04:27,873 --> 00:04:29,331 won't be necessary, Skipper. 115 00:04:29,414 --> 00:04:30,539 Oh, really? 116 00:04:30,623 --> 00:04:32,331 'cause Rico hocked up a lead pipe, 117 00:04:32,414 --> 00:04:34,289 and I'm kinda hankering to use this thing. 118 00:04:34,373 --> 00:04:36,123 [mechanical buzzing and whining] 119 00:04:36,206 --> 00:04:38,456 Sorry. I just want to go home 120 00:04:38,539 --> 00:04:42,373 and be forever alone in my bunk. 121 00:04:43,956 --> 00:04:44,914 [both shudder] 122 00:04:44,998 --> 00:04:46,039 Hold on, pal. 123 00:04:46,123 --> 00:04:47,248 Doris didn't bring you here 124 00:04:47,331 --> 00:04:48,456 just to rip your heart out. 125 00:04:48,539 --> 00:04:49,998 Oh, there's more? 126 00:04:50,081 --> 00:04:52,081 What, is she going to compost it 127 00:04:52,164 --> 00:04:53,831 for a victory garden she's planting 128 00:04:53,914 --> 00:04:55,998 that consists entirely of broccoli, 129 00:04:56,081 --> 00:04:59,456 which, by the way, I despise? 130 00:04:59,539 --> 00:05:01,039 Have you tried it with cheese? 131 00:05:01,123 --> 00:05:03,248 - No, I haven't! - Quite good with cheese. 132 00:05:03,331 --> 00:05:05,664 No, I need your help, Kowalski. 133 00:05:05,748 --> 00:05:07,081 It's my brother, Francis. 134 00:05:07,164 --> 00:05:08,873 He's a prisoner... 135 00:05:08,956 --> 00:05:12,331 a prisoner of... Seaville. 136 00:05:12,414 --> 00:05:13,498 [gasps] 137 00:05:14,539 --> 00:05:17,206 Seaville Aqua Fun Park. 138 00:05:17,289 --> 00:05:19,539 Security is beyond state of the art. 139 00:05:19,623 --> 00:05:22,164 It's the Fort Knox of aqua fun parks. 140 00:05:22,248 --> 00:05:23,914 That's why we need you, ace. 141 00:05:23,998 --> 00:05:26,373 You got the tech skills we need to free Doris's brother. 142 00:05:26,456 --> 00:05:29,081 All this time, I never even knew she had a brother. 143 00:05:29,164 --> 00:05:30,956 Francis: likes seaweed and swimming. 144 00:05:31,039 --> 00:05:32,373 Dislikes nets. 145 00:05:32,456 --> 00:05:33,956 Any other pointless facts you need to know? 146 00:05:34,039 --> 00:05:35,331 Um, no. 147 00:05:35,414 --> 00:05:36,914 Then here's what I need to know. 148 00:05:36,998 --> 00:05:37,956 You in? 149 00:05:38,039 --> 00:05:39,289 Just give me a moment 150 00:05:39,373 --> 00:05:42,081 to discuss with my compatriots. 151 00:05:42,164 --> 00:05:44,748 Upside: if I can rescue Doris' brother, 152 00:05:44,831 --> 00:05:48,539 I could shove that right in Parker's smug duck face. 153 00:05:48,623 --> 00:05:51,081 Downside: the only fortress harder to penetrate 154 00:05:51,164 --> 00:05:53,581 than Seaville is Doris's own heart. 155 00:05:53,664 --> 00:05:55,914 And my side: we do this, 156 00:05:55,998 --> 00:05:58,248 you're not befouling your own bunk. 157 00:05:58,331 --> 00:05:59,331 We're in. 158 00:05:59,414 --> 00:06:00,498 They're in. 159 00:06:02,373 --> 00:06:04,289 Yes! 160 00:06:04,373 --> 00:06:07,956 Wh--what? They got one of those? 161 00:06:11,248 --> 00:06:13,289 No, no, forget it, Maurice. 162 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:15,414 Turn off the dancing waters. 163 00:06:15,498 --> 00:06:19,539 The penguins totally upstaged us with their trained fish. 164 00:06:21,206 --> 00:06:23,248 Stupid-y penguins. 165 00:06:27,373 --> 00:06:30,248 Skipper's log: "We run silent. 166 00:06:30,331 --> 00:06:35,123 We run deep, right up to Seaville's back door." 167 00:06:38,164 --> 00:06:39,956 Covert assault team launch. 168 00:06:40,039 --> 00:06:42,414 Do I have to be on a team with him? 169 00:06:42,498 --> 00:06:43,914 Here we go. 170 00:06:44,039 --> 00:06:46,831 Kowalski, Rico's hypnotized by the ping machine. 171 00:06:46,914 --> 00:06:49,706 Ping, ping, ping. 172 00:06:49,789 --> 00:06:51,664 I promised Private I'd let him steer. 173 00:06:51,748 --> 00:06:52,664 Look at me! 174 00:06:52,748 --> 00:06:53,998 I'm doing a bang-up job, 175 00:06:54,081 --> 00:06:55,039 aren't I, Skipper? 176 00:06:55,123 --> 00:06:56,789 [crash] 177 00:06:56,873 --> 00:06:59,206 Yes, Private, bang-up job. 178 00:06:59,289 --> 00:07:01,248 [chuckles] So Parker's your man. 179 00:07:01,331 --> 00:07:04,539 Now covert assault team launch, pronto. 180 00:07:10,498 --> 00:07:12,373 [grunts] 181 00:07:16,331 --> 00:07:17,998 [electronic beeps] 182 00:07:18,081 --> 00:07:19,789 Security control is this way. 183 00:07:19,873 --> 00:07:22,039 Follow me, if you can. 184 00:07:22,123 --> 00:07:23,039 [laughs] I ge-- 185 00:07:23,123 --> 00:07:24,456 [crash, yelp] 186 00:07:24,539 --> 00:07:27,623 - [shudders] - How about you follow me? 187 00:07:28,664 --> 00:07:30,039 Okay. 188 00:07:52,998 --> 00:07:55,123 They're using A.E.S. Encryption? 189 00:07:55,206 --> 00:07:57,289 Pfft! Amateurs. 190 00:07:57,373 --> 00:07:58,456 So you can crack it? 191 00:07:58,539 --> 00:08:00,789 Is ununquadium a noble gas? 192 00:08:00,873 --> 00:08:03,206 [snorting laugh] It totally is! 193 00:08:03,289 --> 00:08:06,373 You were like, "What? Ununqua--" [laughs] 194 00:08:06,456 --> 00:08:10,081 And you wonder why Doris doesn't like you like you. 195 00:08:10,164 --> 00:08:13,039 Yeah, I w-- [squeaks] 196 00:08:15,998 --> 00:08:17,581 Nice work, Kowalski. 197 00:08:17,664 --> 00:08:18,581 [clears throat] 198 00:08:18,664 --> 00:08:19,581 Don't you mean 199 00:08:19,664 --> 00:08:21,456 "exceptional work," Skipper? 200 00:08:21,539 --> 00:08:24,498 I mean, really, who else could have done this? 201 00:08:24,581 --> 00:08:27,748 Answer: nobody but this guy right here, 202 00:08:27,831 --> 00:08:29,956 me, the brainy guy. 203 00:08:30,039 --> 00:08:31,623 Jeez, yeah, okay! 204 00:08:31,706 --> 00:08:34,456 Don't dislocate a flipper patting yourself on the back. 205 00:08:34,539 --> 00:08:36,664 [clears throat] Oris-day. 206 00:08:36,748 --> 00:08:38,789 Huh? 207 00:08:38,873 --> 00:08:42,748 Oh. I mean, yeah, Kowalski, way to go. 208 00:08:42,831 --> 00:08:45,414 Gold star for you, buddy. 209 00:08:45,498 --> 00:08:47,123 - [both gasp] - What the hey? 210 00:08:47,206 --> 00:08:49,998 We got a situation. 211 00:08:50,081 --> 00:08:51,331 - Oh, heck. - Get 'em. 212 00:08:51,414 --> 00:08:53,498 No. Hold your ground. 213 00:08:54,331 --> 00:08:58,164 [both grunting] 214 00:08:59,706 --> 00:09:02,706 Did you guys see that? How'd you do that, man? 215 00:09:02,789 --> 00:09:03,998 Toxic spurs. 216 00:09:04,081 --> 00:09:05,998 Really? Like, standard equipment? 217 00:09:06,081 --> 00:09:08,206 Yep, I'm evolution's grab bag. 218 00:09:08,289 --> 00:09:09,623 [laughing] Nice! 219 00:09:09,706 --> 00:09:12,956 Kowalski, why don't you have toxic spurs? 220 00:09:13,039 --> 00:09:14,498 I mean, not like you need 'em. 221 00:09:14,581 --> 00:09:16,164 I mean, you did a good job. 222 00:09:16,248 --> 00:09:19,081 I do recall a gold star, or-- 223 00:09:20,039 --> 00:09:22,206 [metal rattling] 224 00:09:24,748 --> 00:09:27,414 Francis! Francis, are you in there? 225 00:09:27,498 --> 00:09:29,164 - [squeals] - Francis? 226 00:09:29,248 --> 00:09:32,373 Aw, man, I can't see squat through this inky black murk. 227 00:09:32,456 --> 00:09:34,789 Rico, shed some light on the subject. 228 00:09:34,873 --> 00:09:36,748 Got ya! 229 00:09:36,831 --> 00:09:38,248 [gagging] 230 00:09:39,456 --> 00:09:40,706 - all: Yay-- - [all gasp] 231 00:09:40,789 --> 00:09:41,831 Whoa. 232 00:09:41,914 --> 00:09:43,414 [gasps] It can't be. 233 00:09:43,498 --> 00:09:45,998 The mind boggles. 234 00:09:46,081 --> 00:09:48,123 It's... 235 00:09:48,206 --> 00:09:50,248 Dr. Blowhole. 236 00:09:50,331 --> 00:09:52,748 Hey, penguins, you guys new to the park? 237 00:09:52,831 --> 00:09:54,164 You should get back to your tanks. 238 00:09:54,248 --> 00:09:55,664 They are crazy strict here. 239 00:09:55,748 --> 00:09:58,123 I don't know what your game is, Blowhole, 240 00:09:58,206 --> 00:10:00,831 but I will see you burn! You hear me? 241 00:10:00,914 --> 00:10:03,039 Burn in the pits of Hades! 242 00:10:03,123 --> 00:10:04,789 "Blowhole"? 243 00:10:04,873 --> 00:10:07,789 N-no, sorry, I'm Flippy, 244 00:10:07,873 --> 00:10:10,289 Seaville's second-most popular performer. 245 00:10:10,373 --> 00:10:13,164 Three shows a day, four on weekends. 246 00:10:13,248 --> 00:10:16,414 Kowalski, analyze this freak show. 247 00:10:16,498 --> 00:10:18,414 Did you say, "free show"? 248 00:10:18,498 --> 00:10:21,123 Uh, okay, fine, a few hoop jumps, 249 00:10:21,206 --> 00:10:22,706 but that's it. 250 00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:25,164 Skipper, the last we saw of Blowhole, 251 00:10:25,248 --> 00:10:27,373 he was a victim of his own mindjacker. 252 00:10:27,456 --> 00:10:30,164 He may actually still believe he is Flippy. 253 00:10:30,248 --> 00:10:32,706 Here comes the triple backflip! 254 00:10:34,039 --> 00:10:35,706 Woo-hoo! 255 00:10:35,789 --> 00:10:37,123 He's not Flippy. 256 00:10:37,206 --> 00:10:39,164 And he's not-- what did you call him? 257 00:10:39,248 --> 00:10:40,914 Dr. Blowhole? 258 00:10:40,998 --> 00:10:42,873 No, he's my brother, Francis. 259 00:10:42,956 --> 00:10:45,706 Sorry, Doris, that's not Francis. 260 00:10:45,789 --> 00:10:49,331 That is the sick svengali of the seven seas, 261 00:10:49,414 --> 00:10:52,373 my arch-nemesis, Dr. Blowhole. 262 00:10:52,456 --> 00:10:54,789 Let me straighten this out. You're all right. 263 00:10:54,873 --> 00:10:58,331 He's both Doris's brother Francis and Dr. Blowhole. 264 00:10:58,414 --> 00:11:00,498 Aw, come on. I'm shaking it down here. 265 00:11:00,581 --> 00:11:02,581 The least you could do is pay attention. 266 00:11:02,664 --> 00:11:04,456 And, yeah, he's Flippy too. 267 00:11:04,539 --> 00:11:05,498 How would you know? 268 00:11:05,581 --> 00:11:09,123 Because I work for him. 269 00:11:09,206 --> 00:11:10,581 [garbled wincing] 270 00:11:10,664 --> 00:11:11,581 [grunts] 271 00:11:11,664 --> 00:11:12,414 Skipper! 272 00:11:12,498 --> 00:11:14,414 [both grunt] 273 00:11:14,498 --> 00:11:16,623 I mean, the evil him. Dr. Blowhole. 274 00:11:16,706 --> 00:11:18,581 [gasps] 275 00:11:18,664 --> 00:11:20,164 Aah! 276 00:11:21,623 --> 00:11:22,831 Doris? 277 00:11:22,914 --> 00:11:24,539 Kowalski, I want to thank you. 278 00:11:24,623 --> 00:11:26,998 I couldn't have done this without you. 279 00:11:27,081 --> 00:11:28,123 Parker. 280 00:11:28,206 --> 00:11:29,956 - [grunts] - [groans] 281 00:11:33,373 --> 00:11:34,998 Heck of a job there, Parker, 282 00:11:35,081 --> 00:11:37,956 bringing back Dr. Blowhole and whatnot. 283 00:11:38,039 --> 00:11:40,664 Even if he is a little, uh, different. 284 00:11:40,748 --> 00:11:42,789 Wow, look at the size of this place! 285 00:11:42,873 --> 00:11:45,623 Bet you guys have some parties in here, am I right? 286 00:11:45,706 --> 00:11:47,414 Just pay me and I'll be on my way. 287 00:11:47,498 --> 00:11:49,456 Uh, yeah, so here's the thing, 288 00:11:49,539 --> 00:11:50,956 we would love to pay you your money. 289 00:11:51,039 --> 00:11:52,706 But we can't. 290 00:11:52,789 --> 00:11:55,956 Start making sense now or I go thermidor on your tails. 291 00:11:56,039 --> 00:11:57,164 It's not our fault. 292 00:11:57,248 --> 00:11:58,998 Only Dr. Blowhole can sign off 293 00:11:59,081 --> 00:12:00,748 on expenditures over $50. 294 00:12:00,831 --> 00:12:03,748 But just as soon as his mind is de-jacked, 295 00:12:03,831 --> 00:12:06,456 getting you paid, priority one. 296 00:12:06,539 --> 00:12:08,289 Uh, actually, priority number one 297 00:12:08,373 --> 00:12:10,206 will be "Project: Bad Tidings." 298 00:12:10,289 --> 00:12:11,581 that energy cannon is a rental. 299 00:12:11,664 --> 00:12:13,081 What about my vacation request form? 300 00:12:13,164 --> 00:12:14,664 Don't forget the snacks for the break room. 301 00:12:14,748 --> 00:12:16,623 The cheezy-bitz are wicked stale. 302 00:12:16,706 --> 00:12:20,039 Point is, getting you paid is in the top five priorities, 303 00:12:20,123 --> 00:12:23,081 just as soon as we get Dr. Blowhole back. 304 00:12:24,998 --> 00:12:27,998 Whoo! Hey, guys, did you check out my dive? 305 00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:31,373 Back 1 1/2 somersault tuck, awesome rip entry, no splash. 306 00:12:31,456 --> 00:12:34,039 Like a knife! Oh, yeah! 307 00:12:34,123 --> 00:12:35,456 Hey! Whoa, hey! 308 00:12:35,539 --> 00:12:37,206 Warn a guy when you're gonna do that. 309 00:12:37,289 --> 00:12:39,873 Restoring Dr. Blowhole is as simple as pushing a button. 310 00:12:39,956 --> 00:12:41,331 [deep computer voice] Plunger! 311 00:12:41,414 --> 00:12:43,164 [chuckles] Wrong button. 312 00:12:43,248 --> 00:12:46,956 McGuffium--library card-- confetti cannon--chrome claw. 313 00:12:47,039 --> 00:12:48,539 Ooh! Go back to the confetti cannon. 314 00:12:48,623 --> 00:12:49,956 I could use that in my routine. 315 00:12:50,039 --> 00:12:53,164 This, er, uh, might take a while. 316 00:12:53,248 --> 00:12:54,998 Ah, Doris. [chuckles] 317 00:12:55,081 --> 00:12:56,039 Glad you're here. 318 00:12:56,123 --> 00:12:57,414 There's a small matter 319 00:12:57,498 --> 00:12:58,748 I've been meaning to take up with you 320 00:12:58,831 --> 00:13:01,206 regarding your boyfriend, Parker. 321 00:13:01,289 --> 00:13:02,831 [clears throat] 322 00:13:02,914 --> 00:13:04,081 Told ya! 323 00:13:04,164 --> 00:13:06,956 Oh, please. You've been suspicious 324 00:13:07,039 --> 00:13:08,623 of every boyfriend I've ever had. 325 00:13:08,706 --> 00:13:10,789 How was I to know that this was the one time 326 00:13:10,873 --> 00:13:12,539 that you were actually right? 327 00:13:12,623 --> 00:13:15,664 Seaville Amusement Park is pleased to present 328 00:13:15,748 --> 00:13:18,039 Dottie the dolphin and her four 329 00:13:18,123 --> 00:13:20,956 - foppish fish fanatics! - [cheering] 330 00:13:21,039 --> 00:13:22,789 "Foppish?" us? 331 00:13:22,873 --> 00:13:26,581 I know. Fiddle-de-dee to that. 332 00:13:26,664 --> 00:13:29,289 Sure you can do this? We only get one shot. 333 00:13:29,373 --> 00:13:32,914 I can. Just hold on to the rope. 334 00:13:32,998 --> 00:13:36,873 Ladies and gentlemen, prepare yourselves for... 335 00:13:36,956 --> 00:13:39,373 the ring of fire! 336 00:13:39,456 --> 00:13:41,414 all: Ooh! 337 00:13:41,498 --> 00:13:43,498 This is it, men! 338 00:13:50,498 --> 00:13:52,123 [cheering] 339 00:13:52,206 --> 00:13:53,789 Yeah! 340 00:13:53,873 --> 00:13:55,623 [winces] 341 00:13:55,706 --> 00:13:57,414 [feebly] Yeah. 342 00:13:57,498 --> 00:14:00,748 [playing harmonica] 343 00:14:01,581 --> 00:14:04,414 [yelling] 344 00:14:04,498 --> 00:14:05,789 Hey, Manfredi? 345 00:14:05,873 --> 00:14:07,081 Yeah, what's that, Johnson? 346 00:14:07,164 --> 00:14:09,331 Was that Skipper? 347 00:14:09,414 --> 00:14:10,539 And the-- and the guys? 348 00:14:10,623 --> 00:14:12,664 - Skipper! - Skipper! Guys! 349 00:14:12,748 --> 00:14:14,998 - It's us! - It's us! Come back! 350 00:14:15,081 --> 00:14:16,081 Whew! 351 00:14:16,164 --> 00:14:18,373 That cesspool made Hoboken 352 00:14:18,456 --> 00:14:20,248 look like the French Riviera. 353 00:14:20,331 --> 00:14:22,373 Let's never go there again. 354 00:14:22,456 --> 00:14:24,289 Look at me! 355 00:14:24,373 --> 00:14:27,623 Here you are showing off your idea for chrome claw. 356 00:14:27,706 --> 00:14:28,664 You remember that? 357 00:14:28,748 --> 00:14:30,164 No, but nice slide. 358 00:14:30,248 --> 00:14:31,623 I like the composition. 359 00:14:31,706 --> 00:14:33,289 Oh, and planning Project: Bad Tidings, 360 00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:34,998 remember that? By the by, 361 00:14:35,081 --> 00:14:36,873 that's totally ready to go whenever you give the word. 362 00:14:36,956 --> 00:14:39,914 Here we are on that three-day weekend in Cancun. 363 00:14:39,998 --> 00:14:41,831 Good times. Any bells? 364 00:14:41,914 --> 00:14:43,539 Fellas, I appreciate you're thinking 365 00:14:43,623 --> 00:14:45,498 I'm this "Doc Blowhole" guy, 366 00:14:45,581 --> 00:14:47,539 but I'm not an evil aquatic overlord. 367 00:14:47,623 --> 00:14:49,039 - [groans] - I'm Flippy, 368 00:14:49,123 --> 00:14:51,123 Seaville's second-most popular performer. 369 00:14:51,206 --> 00:14:52,581 - [impact] - [groans] 370 00:14:52,664 --> 00:14:54,123 Enough already! 371 00:14:54,206 --> 00:14:56,289 I want what's coming to me, and I want it now. 372 00:14:56,373 --> 00:14:58,081 Happy to oblige, Parker. 373 00:14:58,164 --> 00:15:01,623 You take Blowhole. The platypus is mine. 374 00:15:01,706 --> 00:15:03,331 Hi-ya! [grunting] 375 00:15:03,414 --> 00:15:04,373 - Ha! - Oh! 376 00:15:04,456 --> 00:15:05,789 [groans] 377 00:15:05,873 --> 00:15:08,248 - Hee! Ha! - [grunts] 378 00:15:08,331 --> 00:15:11,581 [grunting] 379 00:15:12,581 --> 00:15:14,498 That's my eye. 380 00:15:18,748 --> 00:15:20,748 Hey! You could hurt a guy like that. 381 00:15:20,831 --> 00:15:22,623 Give it up, Blowhole. 382 00:15:22,706 --> 00:15:24,164 Why does everyone call me that? 383 00:15:24,248 --> 00:15:27,998 I'm Flippy! "F-L-I, double-P, Y." 384 00:15:28,081 --> 00:15:30,331 Wait, your mind's not de-jacked yet? 385 00:15:30,414 --> 00:15:31,456 What's the holdup? 386 00:15:31,539 --> 00:15:32,456 - Yeah. - [grunts] 387 00:15:32,539 --> 00:15:33,998 Please don't fight me. 388 00:15:34,081 --> 00:15:35,539 My health care coverage hasn't kicked in yet. 389 00:15:35,623 --> 00:15:36,539 - Fight him. - Wha-- 390 00:15:36,623 --> 00:15:37,873 - Ya! - Hoo! 391 00:15:37,956 --> 00:15:39,164 Well, this hardly seems fair. 392 00:15:39,248 --> 00:15:42,164 [grunting] 393 00:15:42,248 --> 00:15:43,748 Told you it wasn't fair. 394 00:15:43,831 --> 00:15:46,331 [grunting] How could you do it? 395 00:15:46,414 --> 00:15:49,498 You had the devotion of that aquatic goddess 396 00:15:49,581 --> 00:15:51,623 and you betrayed her! 397 00:15:51,706 --> 00:15:53,206 I didn't want her. Never did. 398 00:15:53,289 --> 00:15:55,873 You know, kinda like how she doesn't want you. 399 00:15:55,956 --> 00:15:58,248 [winces] Your words hurt far more 400 00:15:58,331 --> 00:16:00,206 than any punch possibly could. 401 00:16:00,289 --> 00:16:01,831 [groans] Oh! 402 00:16:01,914 --> 00:16:03,873 Punch definitely hurts more. 403 00:16:03,956 --> 00:16:06,414 Stupid land-based fighting. 404 00:16:06,498 --> 00:16:09,331 Hey, what's this? 405 00:16:09,414 --> 00:16:11,873 Ha ha! I'm in the game! 406 00:16:11,956 --> 00:16:12,789 Whoa! 407 00:16:12,873 --> 00:16:14,831 - Oh! Ah! - Doris? 408 00:16:14,914 --> 00:16:15,623 [grunts] 409 00:16:15,706 --> 00:16:16,706 Ah! Ah! 410 00:16:16,789 --> 00:16:18,789 Oh! Oh, sorry! 411 00:16:18,873 --> 00:16:20,831 Okay, how do you drive this thing? 412 00:16:22,248 --> 00:16:23,164 My fault! 413 00:16:23,248 --> 00:16:24,956 That was totally me. 414 00:16:25,039 --> 00:16:26,206 Ah! 415 00:16:26,289 --> 00:16:29,831 Stop! Stop! Why won't you stop? 416 00:16:31,373 --> 00:16:33,664 [deep computer voice] Mindjacker! 417 00:16:36,248 --> 00:16:37,664 What? 418 00:16:37,748 --> 00:16:40,289 - Eh, huh? - Uh, who am I? 419 00:16:41,414 --> 00:16:44,539 [grunting and fighting in the background] 420 00:16:51,039 --> 00:16:52,956 Ah! Whoops! Oh! Oh, sorry! 421 00:16:53,039 --> 00:16:56,914 Oh, ho! The mindjacker was in the back-up scooter. 422 00:16:56,998 --> 00:17:01,123 [chuckles] I am totally blushing right now. 423 00:17:01,206 --> 00:17:02,664 Yeah, it's hard to tell. 424 00:17:03,706 --> 00:17:07,081 Er, uh, what were we talking about? 425 00:17:08,164 --> 00:17:10,873 - Wha--what? - Do I know you? 426 00:17:10,956 --> 00:17:13,081 No idea. What are we doing anyway? 427 00:17:13,164 --> 00:17:15,123 Looks like, uh, we were dancing. 428 00:17:15,206 --> 00:17:17,248 We've got to get you out of here, Flippy! 429 00:17:17,331 --> 00:17:20,914 If I get blasted and you get your memory back, then-- 430 00:17:20,998 --> 00:17:22,539 then what? Who are you? 431 00:17:22,623 --> 00:17:25,498 Flippy, Seaville's second-most popular performer. 432 00:17:25,581 --> 00:17:27,248 Three shows a day, four on weekends. 433 00:17:27,331 --> 00:17:29,498 Ooh, a real, live celebrity! [grunting] 434 00:17:29,581 --> 00:17:31,289 Aah! Ah! Oh! 435 00:17:31,373 --> 00:17:33,331 What was my brother thinking with this thing? 436 00:17:33,414 --> 00:17:35,623 Mammals are meant for water. 437 00:17:35,706 --> 00:17:36,706 Ah! 438 00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:38,956 [woozy groaning] 439 00:17:39,039 --> 00:17:40,456 [grunts] 440 00:17:40,539 --> 00:17:41,581 Sorry, sweetheart. 441 00:17:41,664 --> 00:17:42,831 Just business. [grunts] 442 00:17:42,914 --> 00:17:44,373 Ah! Oof! 443 00:17:46,498 --> 00:17:48,248 Wuh? Oh. 444 00:17:48,331 --> 00:17:51,831 I am... Dr. Blowhole. 445 00:17:51,914 --> 00:17:55,081 - [grunts] - Blowhole is back! 446 00:17:55,164 --> 00:17:56,789 [evil laugh] 447 00:17:56,873 --> 00:17:58,789 Good. Great. Now, about my fee. 448 00:17:58,873 --> 00:18:01,373 Do I know you? 449 00:18:01,456 --> 00:18:02,831 Kidding, Parker. 450 00:18:02,914 --> 00:18:05,331 I'll pay up, you little natural disaster. 451 00:18:05,414 --> 00:18:09,748 First, let's take care of these "peng-yoo-ins." 452 00:18:09,831 --> 00:18:10,831 Francis? 453 00:18:10,914 --> 00:18:12,998 Sis, nice to see you, 454 00:18:13,081 --> 00:18:15,539 but around here it's "Dr. Blowhole." 455 00:18:15,623 --> 00:18:17,081 commands a little more respect. 456 00:18:17,164 --> 00:18:19,206 Mom's going to be so disappointed in you. 457 00:18:19,289 --> 00:18:22,456 And "doctor"? How's that work exactly? 458 00:18:22,539 --> 00:18:25,123 Internet courses through the teaching annex, thank you. 459 00:18:25,206 --> 00:18:29,289 Hello, everybody. Who'd like to play a game? 460 00:18:29,373 --> 00:18:30,914 all: Me! Me! I would! 461 00:18:30,998 --> 00:18:36,498 Excellent. It's called "Capture the 'peng-yoo-ins'." 462 00:18:36,581 --> 00:18:38,664 - Did we win? - Yes. 463 00:18:38,748 --> 00:18:40,123 Aw. 464 00:18:40,206 --> 00:18:42,039 [deep electronic voice] Mindjacker! 465 00:18:42,123 --> 00:18:43,706 You're restoring their minds? 466 00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:46,289 Of course. What's the point of dominating the world 467 00:18:46,373 --> 00:18:49,081 if your archrivals don't even know you did it? 468 00:18:50,831 --> 00:18:54,206 Blowhole! You fiendish, finned freak! 469 00:18:54,289 --> 00:18:57,331 Missed you too, Skipper. Good news, though. 470 00:18:57,414 --> 00:18:59,998 You get to watch as I enact project... 471 00:19:00,081 --> 00:19:01,956 [deep electronic voice] Bad Tidings. 472 00:19:02,039 --> 00:19:03,581 Let me guess. 473 00:19:03,664 --> 00:19:05,373 You're using a giant tractor beam 474 00:19:05,456 --> 00:19:07,289 to bring the moon closer to the earth, 475 00:19:07,373 --> 00:19:09,914 thus creating massive tidal wave chaos, 476 00:19:09,998 --> 00:19:12,248 which will flood the entire world. 477 00:19:12,331 --> 00:19:14,414 Well, thank you, professor spoiler, 478 00:19:14,498 --> 00:19:19,248 but you left out the part where I then rule the entire world! 479 00:19:19,331 --> 00:19:21,289 It's an important part. It's my favorite part. 480 00:19:21,373 --> 00:19:24,164 You do that, Francis, and I swear, 481 00:19:24,248 --> 00:19:27,081 I will never have you over for Thanksgiving ever again. 482 00:19:27,164 --> 00:19:29,623 Don't worry, Doris. Not gonna happen. 483 00:19:29,706 --> 00:19:31,539 Oh, yes, it is. 484 00:19:31,623 --> 00:19:34,081 Red one, power up the cannon! 485 00:19:36,456 --> 00:19:39,081 I mean, you'll try, but it won't work. 486 00:19:39,164 --> 00:19:42,831 Of course it'll work. Open the blast way! 487 00:19:44,164 --> 00:19:45,748 What--no, no. [mumbling] 488 00:19:45,831 --> 00:19:46,748 Why don't you think it'll work? 489 00:19:46,831 --> 00:19:47,914 Cavitation. 490 00:19:47,998 --> 00:19:49,706 I accounted for cavitation. 491 00:19:49,789 --> 00:19:51,081 And centripetal force. 492 00:19:51,164 --> 00:19:53,498 I accounted for centripetal force. 493 00:19:53,581 --> 00:19:57,123 - Plus axis tilt. - I accounted for that too. 494 00:19:57,206 --> 00:19:59,081 Then I guess it's just balance. 495 00:19:59,164 --> 00:20:01,789 - Balance? - Yeah, as in you've got none! 496 00:20:01,873 --> 00:20:03,956 [garbled flailing] 497 00:20:05,081 --> 00:20:07,039 Super, Kowalski! 498 00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:09,789 [grunts] Uh-uh. 499 00:20:09,873 --> 00:20:12,623 You are not paying me enough for this. 500 00:20:12,706 --> 00:20:14,289 I will. Promise! 501 00:20:14,373 --> 00:20:17,373 Dolphin exchange. Let's go! 502 00:20:17,456 --> 00:20:20,789 [grunts] No. No, no. No, no, no, no! 503 00:20:21,789 --> 00:20:23,206 [grunting] 504 00:20:24,456 --> 00:20:26,498 By the way, Project: Bad Tidings 505 00:20:26,581 --> 00:20:28,831 would totally work. 506 00:20:28,914 --> 00:20:32,331 Crab cakes! I knew it. Fire the cannon! 507 00:20:36,414 --> 00:20:38,289 [whistling] 508 00:20:38,373 --> 00:20:39,498 [gagging] 509 00:20:47,873 --> 00:20:51,039 No! Shut it off! Shut it off! 510 00:20:51,914 --> 00:20:53,414 Ah, that's no good. 511 00:20:53,498 --> 00:20:54,914 [yelling and groaning] 512 00:20:54,998 --> 00:20:56,456 Skipper, that thing's gonna blow. 513 00:20:56,539 --> 00:20:57,456 Evacuate! 514 00:20:57,539 --> 00:20:58,956 Oh, dear. Look! 515 00:20:59,039 --> 00:21:01,914 Thanks for the ride, jerks! 516 00:21:05,539 --> 00:21:07,498 [grunts] 517 00:21:07,581 --> 00:21:10,998 Consider us officially broken up. 518 00:21:11,914 --> 00:21:14,914 Doris, lead the way! 519 00:21:17,539 --> 00:21:21,914 [chuckling] So is your name really Francis? 520 00:21:27,664 --> 00:21:30,914 [explosion] 521 00:21:35,873 --> 00:21:38,039 Sorry that your boyfriend turned out to be evil. 522 00:21:38,123 --> 00:21:39,664 [scoffs] Not really. 523 00:21:39,748 --> 00:21:43,039 I guess next time I should listen to you, Kowalski. 524 00:21:43,123 --> 00:21:46,373 You know, I've never seen you in action before. 525 00:21:46,456 --> 00:21:50,873 You were so brave and smart and confident. 526 00:21:50,956 --> 00:21:53,248 It was kinda... hot. 527 00:21:53,331 --> 00:21:56,248 Yeah? I mean... [clears throat] Yeah. 528 00:21:56,331 --> 00:22:00,414 I what I'm trying to say is, I like you, Kowalski. 529 00:22:00,498 --> 00:22:02,373 Like you like you. 530 00:22:02,456 --> 00:22:04,289 [laughs] 531 00:22:04,373 --> 00:22:07,081 I like you, like you, like you, like you too. 532 00:22:07,164 --> 00:22:08,581 - [laughs] - Oh, sorry. 533 00:22:08,664 --> 00:22:10,248 - Oh. [chuckles] Yeah, um... - Just, um... 534 00:22:10,331 --> 00:22:11,748 - Whoops. Just--yeah, I-- - Maybe if we-- 535 00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:13,331 [clears throat] Whoops. [laughs] 536 00:22:13,414 --> 00:22:14,748 - Tilt your head a little-- - Tilt your head... 537 00:22:14,831 --> 00:22:15,748 - Just--no, ah-- - The other way. 538 00:22:15,831 --> 00:22:16,789 [kissing] 539 00:22:16,873 --> 00:22:18,206 - Aw. - Finally! 540 00:22:18,289 --> 00:22:19,748 Skipper, do you suppose we've finally 541 00:22:19,831 --> 00:22:21,248 seen the last of Dr. Blowhole? 542 00:22:21,331 --> 00:22:24,164 What a delightfully naive question, Private. 543 00:22:24,248 --> 00:22:26,414 Nope! Blowhole is my arch enemy, 544 00:22:26,498 --> 00:22:28,498 and arch enemies always return. 545 00:22:28,581 --> 00:22:30,623 It wouldn't surprise me in the least if he is, 546 00:22:30,706 --> 00:22:34,414 at this very moment, rebuilding his evil empire. 547 00:22:34,498 --> 00:22:37,664 I can't pay you. My checkbook got destroyed. 548 00:22:37,748 --> 00:22:38,748 What can I do? 549 00:22:38,831 --> 00:22:41,123 Ow! Okay, okay! 550 00:22:41,206 --> 00:22:42,748 I've got some gift cards you can have. 551 00:22:42,831 --> 00:22:44,414 You like the pasta barn? 552 00:22:44,498 --> 00:22:46,998 They've got bottomless salad and infinite breadsticks. 553 00:22:49,206 --> 00:22:52,331 [brassy detective music] 554 00:22:52,414 --> 00:22:58,164 ♪ ♪