1 00:00:04,248 --> 00:00:08,373 And now Dreamworks' The Penguins Of Madagascar. 2 00:00:08,456 --> 00:00:10,414 [bell tolls] 3 00:00:10,498 --> 00:00:13,623 [brassy detective music] 4 00:00:29,039 --> 00:00:30,664 Hit it. ♪ Hey-oh, yah, hah ♪ 5 00:00:30,748 --> 00:00:32,873 - ♪ Oh, hey-oh ♪ - Yeah. 6 00:00:32,956 --> 00:00:37,081 - ♪ Hey-oh ♪ - ♪ Yeah, oh-hey-oh ♪ 7 00:00:37,164 --> 00:00:42,581 [brassy detective music continues] 8 00:00:42,664 --> 00:00:44,164 [camera shutter clicks] 9 00:00:44,248 --> 00:00:46,123 Cute and cuddly, boys. 10 00:00:49,539 --> 00:00:52,706 [opera music] 11 00:00:58,664 --> 00:01:00,498 Hmm. 12 00:01:00,581 --> 00:01:02,248 No signs of forced entry, Skipper. 13 00:01:02,331 --> 00:01:03,956 Oh-ho-ho-ho. 14 00:01:04,039 --> 00:01:06,789 Those demented mole men are clever. 15 00:01:06,873 --> 00:01:08,539 Rico, taste report. 16 00:01:08,623 --> 00:01:09,539 [slurps] Nope. 17 00:01:09,623 --> 00:01:11,164 [slurps] Nuh-uh. 18 00:01:11,248 --> 00:01:13,831 I just know they're using our tunnels. 19 00:01:13,914 --> 00:01:16,289 Kowalski, dust for tiny little fingerprints. 20 00:01:17,539 --> 00:01:19,831 [hums] 21 00:01:19,914 --> 00:01:21,748 No sign of mole men or women. 22 00:01:21,831 --> 00:01:23,456 Ah-ah-ah... 23 00:01:23,539 --> 00:01:27,039 - Fire in the hole! - [weakly] Ah-choo... 24 00:01:27,123 --> 00:01:28,706 - False alarm. - Phew. 25 00:01:28,789 --> 00:01:30,039 - [retches] - [boom] 26 00:01:30,123 --> 00:01:33,164 - [all groan] - [coughs] 27 00:01:33,248 --> 00:01:36,373 - Gesundheit. - Kowalski, damage report. 28 00:01:36,456 --> 00:01:39,998 - Beak... nearly... fractured. - [breaks] 29 00:01:40,081 --> 00:01:42,623 [earth shakes] And there's that. 30 00:01:42,706 --> 00:01:44,123 - [ground rumbling] - [cracking] 31 00:01:44,206 --> 00:01:46,414 Maurice, shush your belly. 32 00:01:46,498 --> 00:01:48,289 How are you always so hungry? 33 00:01:48,373 --> 00:01:50,998 - Uh, that wasn't me. - Was it me? 34 00:01:51,081 --> 00:01:52,706 No, I think it was an earthquake. 35 00:01:52,789 --> 00:01:53,998 [rumbling] 36 00:01:54,081 --> 00:01:56,289 That's not good. 37 00:01:56,373 --> 00:01:57,956 [ground rumbling and cracking] 38 00:01:58,039 --> 00:02:00,414 The earth spirits must be cranky. 39 00:02:00,498 --> 00:02:02,914 We should make for them an offering. 40 00:02:02,998 --> 00:02:04,414 But of what? 41 00:02:06,331 --> 00:02:10,623 Say, Mort, how'd you like to go visit the earth spirits? 42 00:02:10,706 --> 00:02:13,623 - Okay. Whee! - [grunts] 43 00:02:13,706 --> 00:02:15,873 How about a banana instead? 44 00:02:15,956 --> 00:02:19,039 But I like bananas. 45 00:02:19,123 --> 00:02:21,039 The explosion occurred here. 46 00:02:21,123 --> 00:02:23,331 If the crack spreads to this junction here, 47 00:02:23,414 --> 00:02:25,081 then everything above ground will be-- 48 00:02:25,164 --> 00:02:27,039 well, not-so-above ground. 49 00:02:27,123 --> 00:02:28,873 Oh, dear, can you do something? 50 00:02:28,956 --> 00:02:32,081 I'm a scientist, not a structural engineer. 51 00:02:32,164 --> 00:02:35,289 Gentlemen, looks to me like we're gonna need... 52 00:02:35,373 --> 00:02:37,831 [buzz] 53 00:02:37,914 --> 00:02:40,414 You know what? I'll tell you when we get there. 54 00:02:40,498 --> 00:02:43,581 Beavers: Nature's unlicensed contractors. 55 00:02:44,706 --> 00:02:47,123 Knock knock, anybody home? 56 00:02:47,206 --> 00:02:49,789 - Guys, we have guests. - Hey, penguins. 57 00:02:49,873 --> 00:02:53,081 - What brings you to our lodge? - Yeah, what's shaking? 58 00:02:53,164 --> 00:02:55,498 - [earth rumbles] - Well, that. 59 00:02:55,581 --> 00:02:57,831 - We need your help. - A subterranean mishap 60 00:02:57,914 --> 00:02:59,789 requires your structural proficiency. 61 00:02:59,873 --> 00:03:02,331 Whoa, that's a lot of big words. 62 00:03:02,414 --> 00:03:04,414 - [whispers] You understand them? - Most. 63 00:03:04,498 --> 00:03:07,789 - You guys are in luck. - Our building skills are sick. 64 00:03:07,873 --> 00:03:11,164 Sounds like the kind of job we can sink our teeth into. 65 00:03:11,248 --> 00:03:13,914 - Huh? Huh? - Beaver humor, boys. 66 00:03:13,998 --> 00:03:15,873 Get used to it. 67 00:03:15,956 --> 00:03:17,373 Right this way. 68 00:03:19,914 --> 00:03:20,956 - Guys, guys, guys! - Stop! 69 00:03:21,039 --> 00:03:22,581 Badgers! [screams] 70 00:03:22,664 --> 00:03:24,289 Hi, Becky. Hi, Stacy. 71 00:03:24,373 --> 00:03:26,956 Whatever you girls want, the answer is no. 72 00:03:27,039 --> 00:03:28,581 - We're busy. - You didn't tell us 73 00:03:28,664 --> 00:03:30,914 - you knew the beavers. - They are so boyfriend-able. 74 00:03:30,998 --> 00:03:33,206 One time, Stacy was gonna say, "Hey, what's up?" 75 00:03:33,289 --> 00:03:34,956 - but then she didn't. - Because I had this weird spot 76 00:03:35,039 --> 00:03:36,456 on my nose, which was really just grape jelly, 77 00:03:36,539 --> 00:03:38,289 - but then Becky-- - Well, I totally tried to say, 78 00:03:38,373 --> 00:03:40,039 "Hey, how's it going?" but I couldn't 79 00:03:40,123 --> 00:03:42,289 because I had a weird spot too. Yeah, peanut butter. 80 00:03:42,373 --> 00:03:44,456 - Duh, right? Lunch that day. - [groans] 81 00:03:44,539 --> 00:03:46,831 Let me skip to the end of your delightful story. 82 00:03:46,914 --> 00:03:49,331 No, you can't meet the beavers now. 83 00:03:49,414 --> 00:03:52,498 Those semi-aquatic rodents have an important job to do. 84 00:03:52,581 --> 00:03:55,164 - A zoo-saving job. - Please, please, please! 85 00:03:55,248 --> 00:03:57,081 - Rico. - [metal bang] 86 00:03:57,164 --> 00:03:59,456 But we just want-- [both yelp] 87 00:03:59,539 --> 00:04:02,248 Listen up, men. Those girls are not to be 88 00:04:02,331 --> 00:04:05,248 anywhere near those beavers until the job is done. 89 00:04:05,331 --> 00:04:08,248 I want a guard on that tunnel 24/7. 90 00:04:08,331 --> 00:04:10,248 - Starting with you. - [gasp] 91 00:04:13,373 --> 00:04:16,248 Who-goes-there-why?! [chuckles] Silly me. 92 00:04:16,331 --> 00:04:19,289 - [cricket chirps] - Badgers! 93 00:04:19,373 --> 00:04:21,164 - [cricket chirps] - Sorry, just on the lookout 94 00:04:21,248 --> 00:04:22,748 - in case there's-- - Badger attack! 95 00:04:22,831 --> 00:04:24,789 - [faints] - Told you it would work. 96 00:04:24,873 --> 00:04:27,789 - [weak groan] - Thanks, Private. 97 00:04:27,873 --> 00:04:28,789 - What? - [both gasp] 98 00:04:28,873 --> 00:04:30,998 [construction noise] 99 00:04:31,081 --> 00:04:34,206 [upbeat music] 100 00:04:35,873 --> 00:04:38,914 - [chime] - That. Is. Awesome. 101 00:04:38,998 --> 00:04:41,248 - And way hot. - "Awesome" and "hot." 102 00:04:41,331 --> 00:04:44,373 These are words often used to describe me. 103 00:04:44,456 --> 00:04:48,581 We have you surrounded, now step away from the beaver. 104 00:04:48,664 --> 00:04:50,373 - Private said it was okay. - Actually, he said it was-- 105 00:04:50,456 --> 00:04:53,081 [mimics fainting] but we took that to mean okay. 106 00:04:53,164 --> 00:04:54,789 You knew I was scared of badgers 107 00:04:54,873 --> 00:04:56,581 - when you gave me the job. - Come on 108 00:04:56,664 --> 00:04:58,831 we gotta get you out of flirty-flirt town. 109 00:04:58,914 --> 00:05:01,206 - In a rush, big time. - Aw, come on. 110 00:05:01,289 --> 00:05:03,206 - Ten more minutes. - No. 111 00:05:03,289 --> 00:05:05,206 - Later, ladies. - Hopefully sooner 112 00:05:05,289 --> 00:05:07,581 - rather than later. - [both sigh] 113 00:05:07,664 --> 00:05:09,581 [grunts] 114 00:05:09,664 --> 00:05:11,956 All right, put some tooth into it. 115 00:05:12,039 --> 00:05:14,373 - Let's go. - Badgers, for the win. 116 00:05:14,456 --> 00:05:17,289 Their fur, it's so smooth and shiny. 117 00:05:17,373 --> 00:05:19,289 Oh, I can almost see myself. 118 00:05:19,373 --> 00:05:22,581 I know, I can look at them and me at the same time, 119 00:05:22,664 --> 00:05:25,831 - and that's awesome. - Yeah. [chuckles] 120 00:05:25,914 --> 00:05:28,498 Wait, what were we supposed to be doing here again? 121 00:05:28,581 --> 00:05:30,081 [groans] 122 00:05:30,164 --> 00:05:32,289 Kowalski, what's wrong with the flat tails? 123 00:05:32,373 --> 00:05:34,331 It appears they have a classic case of 124 00:05:34,414 --> 00:05:37,414 - "cutegirl distractus." - Tell me there's a cure. 125 00:05:37,498 --> 00:05:40,414 In theory, controlled amounts of badger exposure 126 00:05:40,498 --> 00:05:43,081 might motivate the boys natural work ethic. 127 00:05:43,164 --> 00:05:47,039 Oh, like a dance party? 128 00:05:47,123 --> 00:05:49,664 Yes, that's pretty much what I was thinking. 129 00:05:49,748 --> 00:05:52,748 [sighs] Fine. A short shimmy-shaker 130 00:05:52,831 --> 00:05:54,081 and then back to work. 131 00:05:54,164 --> 00:05:55,914 ♪ On my jungle scene ♪ 132 00:05:55,998 --> 00:05:57,831 ♪ He is the funk machine ♪ 133 00:05:57,914 --> 00:05:58,956 ♪ When they play that groove ♪ 134 00:05:59,039 --> 00:06:01,373 - This dance is wicked. - Totes. 135 00:06:01,456 --> 00:06:04,414 - Yeah, party. - Raise the roof. 136 00:06:04,498 --> 00:06:07,123 Hey, that's a really cool idea. 137 00:06:07,206 --> 00:06:09,456 No, really, come on, let's raise the roof 138 00:06:09,539 --> 00:06:11,623 with some load-bearing timber. 139 00:06:11,706 --> 00:06:13,623 Oh, this is delicious. 140 00:06:13,706 --> 00:06:17,123 Hey, let's put down the food and pick up some wood. 141 00:06:17,206 --> 00:06:19,373 - What do you say? - [chomp] 142 00:06:19,456 --> 00:06:21,831 Let's slow things down a bit. 143 00:06:21,914 --> 00:06:23,123 - [beep] - Good call. 144 00:06:23,206 --> 00:06:24,956 [clears throat] Stacy, wanna dance? 145 00:06:25,039 --> 00:06:26,956 [giggles] Okay. 146 00:06:27,039 --> 00:06:28,706 Hey, back off. I'm dancing with her. 147 00:06:28,789 --> 00:06:30,998 Hey, Stacy deserves to slow dance 148 00:06:31,081 --> 00:06:32,456 with the best-looking beaver. 149 00:06:32,539 --> 00:06:34,289 Oh, and you're thinking that's you? 150 00:06:34,373 --> 00:06:36,123 Whoa, whoa, whoa, bring it down. 151 00:06:36,206 --> 00:06:38,039 You can both dance with her. 152 00:06:38,123 --> 00:06:40,206 Kendall, let James have this one. 153 00:06:40,289 --> 00:06:41,581 - Fine. - Hey, Kendall. 154 00:06:41,664 --> 00:06:43,206 - I'll dance with you. - Okay. 155 00:06:43,289 --> 00:06:45,081 Oh, so now you're all about her? 156 00:06:45,164 --> 00:06:47,373 Wait, wait, wait, what about me? 157 00:06:47,456 --> 00:06:49,539 - Back off, she's mine. - But Logan, 158 00:06:49,623 --> 00:06:51,164 I really wanted to dance with you. 159 00:06:51,248 --> 00:06:52,789 - Wait, what? - Boyfriend voice, Stacy? 160 00:06:52,873 --> 00:06:55,081 Really? He obviously wants to dance with me. 161 00:06:55,164 --> 00:06:57,539 [yelping] 162 00:06:57,623 --> 00:06:59,539 [earth rumbles] 163 00:06:59,623 --> 00:07:01,831 - [gasps] - The earth spirits 164 00:07:01,914 --> 00:07:04,331 are getting angrier-er! 165 00:07:04,414 --> 00:07:06,539 - Eh? - No, just give 'em more fruit. 166 00:07:06,623 --> 00:07:10,123 Aw, fine. Except for the mangos. 167 00:07:10,206 --> 00:07:13,373 The spirits just wouldn't appreciate the sweetness. 168 00:07:13,456 --> 00:07:15,164 - I'm out of here. - I'm so out of here. 169 00:07:15,248 --> 00:07:16,664 Aw, don't go, come on. 170 00:07:16,748 --> 00:07:18,664 Like each other or don't like each other. 171 00:07:18,748 --> 00:07:20,123 I don't care either way. 172 00:07:20,206 --> 00:07:21,831 Get these tunnels finished. 173 00:07:21,914 --> 00:07:25,539 I got a broken heart, man. [shrieking] Broken! 174 00:07:25,623 --> 00:07:28,206 I know what'll turn that frown upside down. 175 00:07:28,289 --> 00:07:30,498 Hard work. What do you say? 176 00:07:30,581 --> 00:07:33,206 Only if Becky will go out with me. 177 00:07:33,289 --> 00:07:35,164 Listen, Kendall likes you. 178 00:07:35,248 --> 00:07:37,248 Let's go tell him how much more you'll like him 179 00:07:37,331 --> 00:07:39,581 when he's working, okay? 180 00:07:39,664 --> 00:07:41,873 Like I would go for Kendall. I like Logan. 181 00:07:41,956 --> 00:07:44,831 Of course, who doesn't? Okay, Logan, have at her. 182 00:07:44,914 --> 00:07:48,289 - Hello, Becky. - That's Logan? I meant Carlos. 183 00:07:50,331 --> 00:07:53,456 Carlos, Becky is "totally into you." 184 00:07:53,539 --> 00:07:56,456 That's cool, but I'm more into Stacy. 185 00:07:56,539 --> 00:08:00,248 Stacy, go talk to Carlos. He likes you. 186 00:08:00,331 --> 00:08:03,164 Carlos? Eh, what about Kendall? 187 00:08:03,248 --> 00:08:06,039 Kendall? O.M.G! 188 00:08:06,123 --> 00:08:08,248 I'm waving the white flag, Kowalski. 189 00:08:08,331 --> 00:08:10,414 I mean, I can crack an enigma code easier 190 00:08:10,498 --> 00:08:12,748 than the fickle winds of young love. 191 00:08:12,831 --> 00:08:15,956 Ah, and that's why I've made this chart 192 00:08:16,039 --> 00:08:18,414 to easily follow who likes who. 193 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:21,789 It's a tangled, incomprehensible mess. 194 00:08:21,873 --> 00:08:24,456 Whoops, wrong diagram. That's the tunnel system. 195 00:08:24,539 --> 00:08:26,539 - Here you go. - We need an expert. 196 00:08:26,623 --> 00:08:28,748 - I'm glad you asked. - Not you. 197 00:08:28,831 --> 00:08:32,331 - Oh... - As we begin this journey 198 00:08:32,414 --> 00:08:34,581 of forgiveness and understanding, 199 00:08:34,664 --> 00:08:37,206 let's remember the each and every one of your feelings 200 00:08:37,289 --> 00:08:39,414 are valid and no matter what happens, 201 00:08:39,498 --> 00:08:42,456 you are all special, beautiful people. 202 00:08:42,539 --> 00:08:46,414 Ahem, but especially me, right? 203 00:08:46,498 --> 00:08:47,914 I don't wanna play favorites. 204 00:08:47,998 --> 00:08:50,789 - [eyes water] - All right, especially you. 205 00:08:50,873 --> 00:08:52,789 - That's what I'm talking about. - Hey! 206 00:08:52,873 --> 00:08:56,789 Uh, okay. Okay, okay, especially everyone, okay? 207 00:08:56,873 --> 00:08:57,914 Now close your eyes. 208 00:08:59,748 --> 00:09:02,289 Come on, guys, close both eyes. 209 00:09:02,373 --> 00:09:03,914 Bunch of jokesters. 210 00:09:03,998 --> 00:09:06,123 Okay, by a show of hands, boys, 211 00:09:06,206 --> 00:09:08,414 which one of you likes Stacy? 212 00:09:11,206 --> 00:09:14,831 Huh. Okay. Who likes Becky? 213 00:09:16,373 --> 00:09:18,289 Wait a minute, how can that be? 214 00:09:18,373 --> 00:09:20,456 I don't know how to say this-- 215 00:09:20,539 --> 00:09:22,498 - The thing is-- - Marlene-- 216 00:09:22,581 --> 00:09:25,623 You are so sophisticated and... 217 00:09:25,706 --> 00:09:27,039 I like you. 218 00:09:27,123 --> 00:09:28,456 - Marlene?! - Whoa, whoa, whoa, 219 00:09:28,539 --> 00:09:30,248 - I'm just-- - Oh, I understand. 220 00:09:30,331 --> 00:09:32,623 - Boyfriend stealer! - What? Oh, no. 221 00:09:32,706 --> 00:09:35,373 - No, n--of course not. - That's it! 222 00:09:35,456 --> 00:09:36,664 [all grunting] 223 00:09:36,748 --> 00:09:39,039 Two against one? Uncool. 224 00:09:39,123 --> 00:09:41,664 - What is that supposed to mean? - Marlene is mine! 225 00:09:41,748 --> 00:09:44,623 - Oh, no you didn't. - [all grunting] 226 00:09:44,706 --> 00:09:46,206 Oh, knock it off, you numbskulls. 227 00:09:46,289 --> 00:09:48,831 You're making things... 228 00:09:48,914 --> 00:09:51,914 [earth rumbles] 229 00:09:51,998 --> 00:09:54,248 - Skipper? - [yelps] 230 00:09:54,331 --> 00:09:56,914 - [sighs] Worse. - Okay, okay! 231 00:09:56,998 --> 00:09:59,456 Give the earth spirits the mangos too. 232 00:10:02,206 --> 00:10:04,331 I'm not a mango! 233 00:10:04,414 --> 00:10:06,164 - Seriously? - What? 234 00:10:06,248 --> 00:10:08,289 I thought it was a win-win, no? 235 00:10:10,206 --> 00:10:12,748 - We're cut off from escape. - We're stuck in here? 236 00:10:12,831 --> 00:10:16,164 - With the boyfriend stealer? - [hyperventilating] 237 00:10:16,248 --> 00:10:18,539 Hey, oxygen hog, let's not panic. 238 00:10:18,623 --> 00:10:22,623 Oh, but there's no escape. We're doomed! 239 00:10:22,706 --> 00:10:25,498 Listen! I can't go down being mad at anyone 240 00:10:25,581 --> 00:10:27,164 or with anyone being mad at me, 241 00:10:27,248 --> 00:10:28,914 so I'm really sorry to everybody. 242 00:10:28,998 --> 00:10:30,581 Yeah, me too. 243 00:10:30,664 --> 00:10:32,289 Sorry! 244 00:10:33,664 --> 00:10:35,706 [gasps] Becky, look! Dirt! 245 00:10:35,789 --> 00:10:37,539 Everyone thinks burrowing is a gopher-only thing. 246 00:10:37,623 --> 00:10:39,706 - It's so not. - Follow us. 247 00:10:44,873 --> 00:10:48,414 [buzzing noise] 248 00:10:48,498 --> 00:10:50,456 Logan, Carlos, shore that side up. 249 00:10:50,539 --> 00:10:53,331 James, get your flat tail over here and help me out. 250 00:10:53,414 --> 00:10:56,039 [rock music] 251 00:10:56,123 --> 00:10:57,373 [chuckles] 252 00:11:00,914 --> 00:11:05,539 [construction noise] 253 00:11:05,623 --> 00:11:06,998 They're doing it. 254 00:11:09,748 --> 00:11:11,414 - Good to go. - Sweet! 255 00:11:11,498 --> 00:11:14,664 - So... friends? - Friends. 256 00:11:14,748 --> 00:11:17,498 Then my job here is done. 257 00:11:17,581 --> 00:11:19,706 So we're good, Kowalski? The zoo is saved? 258 00:11:19,789 --> 00:11:22,914 Yes, but there was still a small collapse 259 00:11:22,998 --> 00:11:27,123 which means somewhere up there is a rather large sinkhole. 260 00:11:27,206 --> 00:11:29,081 Alice is bound to notice that. 261 00:11:29,164 --> 00:11:30,956 [water splashing] 262 00:11:31,039 --> 00:11:33,081 [earth rumbles] 263 00:11:33,164 --> 00:11:35,539 - [yelps] - [water splash] 264 00:11:36,914 --> 00:11:41,414 - Love my new bath. - Whatever. 265 00:11:41,498 --> 00:11:45,831 Huh? Ooh! A loufa. 266 00:11:45,914 --> 00:11:47,748 I'm exfoliating. 267 00:11:50,039 --> 00:11:53,164 [spy music] 268 00:11:59,498 --> 00:12:01,039 What's wrong with it, Skipper? 269 00:12:01,123 --> 00:12:03,789 Something's blocking cable. [grunts] 270 00:12:03,873 --> 00:12:06,414 Well, what do you know? 271 00:12:06,498 --> 00:12:08,039 TV, TV, TV! 272 00:12:08,123 --> 00:12:12,206 It was my favorite crossbow. You naughty scamp. 273 00:12:12,289 --> 00:12:13,956 You've been looking for that for weeks. 274 00:12:14,039 --> 00:12:17,498 Then today must be my lucky day. 275 00:12:17,581 --> 00:12:18,664 [ricochet noise] 276 00:12:18,748 --> 00:12:20,123 Oh! 277 00:12:20,206 --> 00:12:21,998 Well, don't that beat all. 278 00:12:22,081 --> 00:12:24,581 Somebody left a tender mackerel back there. 279 00:12:24,664 --> 00:12:26,998 Gosh, Skipper, it really is your lucky day. 280 00:12:27,081 --> 00:12:29,831 Yes... lucky. 281 00:12:29,914 --> 00:12:34,914 As we enter hour four of this uneventful police chase-- 282 00:12:34,998 --> 00:12:38,164 - [explosion] - Wow, tanker explosion! 283 00:12:38,248 --> 00:12:41,498 Folks, if you're just tuning in, lucky you. 284 00:12:41,581 --> 00:12:44,623 Lucky. Lucky. Lucky. 285 00:12:44,706 --> 00:12:48,914 This is Chuck Charles and my teleprompter is stuck. 286 00:12:48,998 --> 00:12:50,748 Lucky. 287 00:12:50,831 --> 00:12:52,914 Skipper? 288 00:12:52,998 --> 00:12:56,123 [ricochet noise] 289 00:12:57,248 --> 00:13:01,206 Aw. [munch] 290 00:13:01,289 --> 00:13:04,581 [slurps] Limp and flavorless. 291 00:13:04,664 --> 00:13:07,081 Agh, I knew it was too good to be true. 292 00:13:07,164 --> 00:13:10,414 [screams] Flee! It's out of control! 293 00:13:10,498 --> 00:13:12,748 [rocket whooshing] 294 00:13:12,831 --> 00:13:15,248 [scream] 295 00:13:15,331 --> 00:13:17,581 [sizzle] 296 00:13:17,664 --> 00:13:20,581 Delicately toasted with a smoky tang. 297 00:13:20,664 --> 00:13:22,039 It's perfect. 298 00:13:22,123 --> 00:13:24,539 - [rocket sputters] - Of course! 299 00:13:24,623 --> 00:13:27,998 Chilled mackerel has the precise blend of cold and fish oil 300 00:13:28,081 --> 00:13:30,873 to short out my errant missile. [smoke puff] 301 00:13:30,956 --> 00:13:32,581 That was amazing, Skipper. 302 00:13:32,664 --> 00:13:35,331 No, Private, amazing is my base level. 303 00:13:35,414 --> 00:13:37,706 This is bigger. Boys, I believe 304 00:13:37,789 --> 00:13:40,206 I'm pitching a perfect day. 305 00:13:40,289 --> 00:13:42,789 - What are you talking about? - Walk with me. 306 00:13:42,873 --> 00:13:45,414 It's a rare phenomenon, common to pro athletes 307 00:13:45,498 --> 00:13:47,248 and penguin commandos. [dance music] 308 00:13:47,331 --> 00:13:49,248 A fusion of body, mind, and instinct... 309 00:13:49,331 --> 00:13:50,831 - [rocket launch] - in perfect harmony. 310 00:13:50,914 --> 00:13:52,789 [yelps] Booty-seeking missile! 311 00:13:52,873 --> 00:13:54,206 - [screams] - [explodes] 312 00:13:54,289 --> 00:13:56,081 Every move you make is flawless. 313 00:13:56,164 --> 00:13:58,289 - Every call is dead on. - Oh, my gosh, 314 00:13:58,373 --> 00:14:00,623 I just heard the cutest story about baby kittens. 315 00:14:00,706 --> 00:14:02,581 I--agh! [thuds] 316 00:14:02,664 --> 00:14:05,414 Did I hear someone has a baby kitten story? 317 00:14:05,498 --> 00:14:08,748 - You bet I do! - For that one perfect day, 318 00:14:08,831 --> 00:14:10,373 you literally cannot fail. 319 00:14:10,456 --> 00:14:12,248 Undeniably impressive, Skipper, 320 00:14:12,331 --> 00:14:14,289 but how can you be sure this is really-- 321 00:14:14,373 --> 00:14:17,789 Because I've pitched a perfect day once before. 322 00:14:17,873 --> 00:14:19,248 There was a girl, 323 00:14:19,331 --> 00:14:22,539 a tin of sardines, magic in the air. 324 00:14:22,623 --> 00:14:24,164 It was glorious. 325 00:14:24,248 --> 00:14:26,498 But seeing how I lost her phone number, 326 00:14:26,581 --> 00:14:27,956 I think I'll do something else. 327 00:14:28,039 --> 00:14:30,831 Get me plan Omega Zulu. 328 00:14:30,914 --> 00:14:31,956 - What?! - No way! 329 00:14:32,039 --> 00:14:33,331 Your mad scheme 330 00:14:33,414 --> 00:14:35,289 to break into the Danish Consulate? 331 00:14:35,373 --> 00:14:37,623 The Danes. How long must they hunt me 332 00:14:37,706 --> 00:14:40,289 for crimes I may or may not have committed, 333 00:14:40,373 --> 00:14:42,498 which may or may not involve an evil puffin 334 00:14:42,581 --> 00:14:45,039 and the minister of open-faced sandwiches? 335 00:14:45,123 --> 00:14:48,914 [spy music] 336 00:14:48,998 --> 00:14:52,123 [action music] 337 00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:17,623 You know, you never actually told us 338 00:15:17,706 --> 00:15:19,081 exactly what happened in Denmark. 339 00:15:19,164 --> 00:15:20,623 Tut-tut-tut, details 340 00:15:20,706 --> 00:15:23,164 aren't important, Mr. Noseybeak. 341 00:15:23,248 --> 00:15:24,998 Well, yes, but they are interesting. 342 00:15:25,081 --> 00:15:27,081 What's interesting is this vault 343 00:15:27,164 --> 00:15:28,706 on the top floor of the consulate. 344 00:15:28,789 --> 00:15:30,831 Inside is my security file. 345 00:15:30,914 --> 00:15:33,164 - Everything the Danes have on me. - Everything? 346 00:15:33,248 --> 00:15:34,914 Destroy that file and you'd be-- 347 00:15:34,998 --> 00:15:37,581 Free as a pretty songbird. 348 00:15:37,664 --> 00:15:39,623 You know, we can even take that Nordic cruise 349 00:15:39,706 --> 00:15:41,998 that Rico won't shut up about, huh? 350 00:15:42,081 --> 00:15:46,164 [retch] [excited gibberish] Fjords! 351 00:15:46,248 --> 00:15:48,414 But Skipper, plan Omega Zulu's impossible. 352 00:15:48,498 --> 00:15:50,331 One slip up and we'll be rotting 353 00:15:50,414 --> 00:15:53,539 - in some Copenhagen animal gulag. - Not a gulag! 354 00:15:53,623 --> 00:15:55,373 Do you even know what a gulag is? 355 00:15:55,456 --> 00:15:57,789 Um, no. Can I still be terrified? 356 00:15:57,873 --> 00:15:59,456 [nodding] 357 00:15:59,539 --> 00:16:02,414 - Gah! - Perfect day, Kowalski. 358 00:16:02,498 --> 00:16:04,873 There won't be any slip ups. 359 00:16:04,956 --> 00:16:08,998 All right, if you can do everything perfectly today, 360 00:16:09,081 --> 00:16:11,539 do this, convince us. 361 00:16:13,456 --> 00:16:14,706 - All right. - I'm convinced. 362 00:16:14,789 --> 00:16:16,414 For Skipper! [high frequency noise] 363 00:16:16,498 --> 00:16:20,039 Kowalski, building security brief. 364 00:16:20,123 --> 00:16:21,623 Airtight and impregnable. 365 00:16:21,706 --> 00:16:23,456 Thank you, that was brief. 366 00:16:23,539 --> 00:16:26,289 All right, Omega Zulu is a three-unit operation. 367 00:16:26,373 --> 00:16:28,789 Unit one: surveillance. 368 00:16:28,873 --> 00:16:30,748 [diagram beeps] 369 00:16:30,831 --> 00:16:33,623 Kowalski, you'll be our eyes on the outside. 370 00:16:33,706 --> 00:16:35,539 Wha--oof! 371 00:16:37,081 --> 00:16:38,456 - [beep] - Surveillance in position. 372 00:16:38,539 --> 00:16:43,081 Unit two: heavy equipment. [diagram beeps] 373 00:16:43,164 --> 00:16:46,206 Rico, Private, you're manning the Danish diversion device. 374 00:16:46,289 --> 00:16:48,581 - Aye, Skipper. - [muffled gibberish] 375 00:16:51,831 --> 00:16:54,456 - Aye, Skipper. - That leaves the diciest job 376 00:16:54,539 --> 00:16:57,248 for unit me: infiltration. [diagram beeps] 377 00:16:57,331 --> 00:16:59,248 No conventional entry point. 378 00:16:59,331 --> 00:17:01,289 Looks like I'll be riding the tube. 379 00:17:01,373 --> 00:17:04,914 - You mean the subway? - No, I do not. 380 00:17:04,998 --> 00:17:07,248 [whistles] 381 00:17:07,331 --> 00:17:08,873 [water bubbling] 382 00:17:12,081 --> 00:17:14,581 - [yelps] - Uh, but Skipper, 383 00:17:14,664 --> 00:17:17,498 I believe you're leaving out the most perilous peril of all. 384 00:17:17,581 --> 00:17:21,289 No, I'm afraid I was saving the worst for last. 385 00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:22,789 - [diagram beeps] - Danish security. 386 00:17:22,873 --> 00:17:24,956 Don't expect a pack of mustard-stained 387 00:17:25,039 --> 00:17:26,539 rent-a-cops here, boys. 388 00:17:26,623 --> 00:17:28,456 The weather's cold in Denmark, 389 00:17:28,539 --> 00:17:30,873 and so are the souls. 390 00:17:30,956 --> 00:17:32,789 Uh, wha--what? 391 00:17:32,873 --> 00:17:35,873 You will talk now for me, please. 392 00:17:35,956 --> 00:17:40,289 - There was a penguin. - A penguin?! 393 00:17:40,373 --> 00:17:43,498 [spy music] 394 00:17:54,248 --> 00:17:56,498 [patriotic music] 395 00:17:56,581 --> 00:17:58,498 Why did we all have the same flashback? 396 00:17:58,581 --> 00:18:00,331 - I don't know. - In Denmark, 397 00:18:00,414 --> 00:18:02,998 we know of this commando penguin. 398 00:18:03,081 --> 00:18:04,914 It was a big scandal. 399 00:18:04,998 --> 00:18:07,914 Many good sandwiches were lost that day. 400 00:18:07,998 --> 00:18:09,581 - Uh-- - Know only this, 401 00:18:09,664 --> 00:18:12,581 today we hunt for penguin! 402 00:18:15,081 --> 00:18:16,206 - [headset beeps] - I'm in. 403 00:18:16,289 --> 00:18:19,914 - [button buzzes] - Copy, Skipper. 404 00:18:19,998 --> 00:18:21,914 You'll need to take a restricted-access 405 00:18:21,998 --> 00:18:23,331 elevator to the vault level. 406 00:18:23,414 --> 00:18:24,789 It's 25 yards from your position, 407 00:18:24,873 --> 00:18:26,873 but the guards are as thick as risalamande, 408 00:18:26,956 --> 00:18:28,664 the traditional Danish rice pudding. 409 00:18:28,748 --> 00:18:31,664 This ain't a cultural exchange, Kowalski. 410 00:18:31,748 --> 00:18:34,039 Just tell me how to get my diversion team inside. 411 00:18:34,123 --> 00:18:35,664 Ooh, problematic. 412 00:18:35,748 --> 00:18:37,789 On your far left is a security station 413 00:18:37,873 --> 00:18:39,539 with a red button for buzzing in visitors. 414 00:18:39,623 --> 00:18:42,039 It appears to be fingerprint coded, 415 00:18:42,123 --> 00:18:43,914 which means you'll have to trick the guard 416 00:18:43,998 --> 00:18:45,373 into pressing it himself. 417 00:18:45,456 --> 00:18:48,623 - [groans] - [button beeps] 418 00:18:48,706 --> 00:18:51,539 - Ooh, nice throw. - Perfect throw, 419 00:18:51,623 --> 00:18:54,539 and I'm just getting started. 420 00:18:54,623 --> 00:18:57,873 Skipper, the guards, you can't-- 421 00:18:58,956 --> 00:19:01,206 Can. Doing it. 422 00:19:01,289 --> 00:19:02,956 Perfectly. 423 00:19:05,289 --> 00:19:07,373 - Skipper, behind you. - Okey-dokey. 424 00:19:07,456 --> 00:19:10,081 - And what time is it? - 11: 36. Why do you-- 425 00:19:10,164 --> 00:19:11,623 What is--agh! 426 00:19:13,289 --> 00:19:15,373 Ooh. 427 00:19:15,456 --> 00:19:17,373 Now where's my Danish diversion device? 428 00:19:17,456 --> 00:19:20,206 [wheels squeaking] 429 00:19:20,289 --> 00:19:23,789 - In position, Skipper. - Engage. 430 00:19:23,873 --> 00:19:26,331 - [beeping] - Who likes Danishes? 431 00:19:26,414 --> 00:19:29,081 [excited chatter] 432 00:19:29,164 --> 00:19:33,998 Halt! There is no such thing as a free Danish. 433 00:19:34,081 --> 00:19:36,748 Sad-sads for you, penguin. 434 00:19:36,831 --> 00:19:40,123 Your clever subterfuge is for naught! 435 00:19:40,206 --> 00:19:41,414 - [whimpers] - Wow. 436 00:19:41,498 --> 00:19:42,706 They're pinned down, Skipper. 437 00:19:42,789 --> 00:19:44,331 I can't find them an exit. 438 00:19:44,414 --> 00:19:46,664 Leave that to the perfect day mojo. 439 00:19:46,748 --> 00:19:51,039 Rico, Private, move out on my mark. 440 00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:52,789 And this is my mark! 441 00:19:54,789 --> 00:19:55,998 Penguins! 442 00:19:56,081 --> 00:19:58,581 both: [scream] 443 00:19:58,664 --> 00:20:00,248 The plan's in chaos, Skipper. 444 00:20:00,331 --> 00:20:02,289 Your perfect day must have expired! 445 00:20:02,373 --> 00:20:04,289 Negative, smart guy. 446 00:20:04,373 --> 00:20:05,956 It just bought me an elevator ride. 447 00:20:06,039 --> 00:20:07,581 [excited chatter] 448 00:20:07,664 --> 00:20:10,331 Kowalski, follow their position and keep me posted. 449 00:20:10,414 --> 00:20:12,248 - I'm going after my file. - [elevator dings] 450 00:20:12,331 --> 00:20:15,706 [machine whirring] 451 00:20:15,789 --> 00:20:17,373 They're in the northeast hallway. 452 00:20:17,456 --> 00:20:18,914 Boys, take the right-hand corridor. 453 00:20:18,998 --> 00:20:22,623 Count to two and open the first door on the left. 454 00:20:22,706 --> 00:20:25,123 - One, two, go! - [all grunt and groan] 455 00:20:25,206 --> 00:20:27,706 - Skipper, how did you-- - Perfection doesn't rest 456 00:20:27,789 --> 00:20:30,206 for jibber-jabber, Private. Move out. 457 00:20:30,289 --> 00:20:32,123 - [gasps] - [elevator dings] 458 00:20:32,206 --> 00:20:33,956 [chuckles] Wow! 459 00:20:34,039 --> 00:20:35,623 That is a big vault. 460 00:20:35,706 --> 00:20:37,831 With an electronically coded keyhole 461 00:20:37,914 --> 00:20:41,414 - shielded by six layers of-- - Oh, 86 the lecture, 462 00:20:41,498 --> 00:20:43,998 Professor Turtleneck Von Elbowpatches. 463 00:20:44,081 --> 00:20:46,831 Just follow that chase. [machine whirring] 464 00:20:46,914 --> 00:20:49,331 I'm trying, but this rig wasn't designed to-- 465 00:20:49,414 --> 00:20:51,789 [screams] It's overheated, Skipper. 466 00:20:51,873 --> 00:20:54,581 - I've lost visual contact. - We're in the kitchens. 467 00:20:54,664 --> 00:20:57,498 They'll be cooking a pot of lingonberry jam. 468 00:20:57,581 --> 00:21:00,081 Knock that over and break for the south stairwell. 469 00:21:00,164 --> 00:21:02,498 - Okay. - [pot spills, people scream] 470 00:21:02,581 --> 00:21:05,289 - My shoes smell of lingonberry. - Now, Kowalski, 471 00:21:05,373 --> 00:21:07,164 pop the control panel on your rig. 472 00:21:07,248 --> 00:21:09,498 Connect the blue wire to the anterior anode 473 00:21:09,581 --> 00:21:12,164 - and remove the voltage limiter. - Wow [chuckles] 474 00:21:12,248 --> 00:21:14,998 your perfect day even extends to electrical engineering? 475 00:21:15,081 --> 00:21:16,748 Nope, just an uneducated guess. 476 00:21:16,831 --> 00:21:20,373 - [screams] - [zaps] 477 00:21:20,456 --> 00:21:23,373 Of course, electric shock. 478 00:21:23,456 --> 00:21:25,206 - [screaming] - [zaps] 479 00:21:25,289 --> 00:21:27,248 [screaming] 480 00:21:27,331 --> 00:21:29,123 [pants] Oh. 481 00:21:29,206 --> 00:21:30,748 [grunting] 482 00:21:30,831 --> 00:21:33,664 - Oh! - Hi, Kowalski. 483 00:21:33,748 --> 00:21:36,373 - Get them! - [overlapping shouting] 484 00:21:36,456 --> 00:21:38,164 - I can get them! - Skipper. 485 00:21:38,248 --> 00:21:41,248 - Can't talk. Building static. - [static] 486 00:21:41,331 --> 00:21:43,873 Have to shock... the lock. 487 00:21:43,956 --> 00:21:46,206 Ah, yes, well, the thing is... 488 00:21:46,289 --> 00:21:47,998 we're in a bit of a pickle here, actually. 489 00:21:48,081 --> 00:21:50,373 Can that pickle. I've got this. 490 00:21:50,456 --> 00:21:52,414 - Trust me. - All right, Skipper. 491 00:21:52,498 --> 00:21:54,331 We know you'll make the right call. 492 00:21:54,414 --> 00:21:56,039 Yes, I will. 493 00:21:56,123 --> 00:21:57,706 Tut-tut-tut-tut. Look at these 494 00:21:57,789 --> 00:21:59,414 quivering dainties. 495 00:21:59,498 --> 00:22:00,914 Such wobbly-chinned cowards 496 00:22:01,039 --> 00:22:02,789 could not be the penguin I seek. 497 00:22:02,873 --> 00:22:06,414 Where is the one the legends call "Skipper"? 498 00:22:06,498 --> 00:22:07,914 - Right behind you. - What?! 499 00:22:07,998 --> 00:22:10,039 - Ready to start some static. - [static] 500 00:22:10,123 --> 00:22:13,331 [battle cry] 501 00:22:13,414 --> 00:22:14,914 Whoa... 502 00:22:14,998 --> 00:22:17,164 Skipper, your file, you didn't get it? 503 00:22:17,248 --> 00:22:18,581 Eh, nobody's perfect. 504 00:22:18,664 --> 00:22:21,539 Der kommissar's in town... 505 00:22:21,623 --> 00:22:24,539 Except me today. Hoo-hah! 506 00:22:24,623 --> 00:22:27,123 - [beeps] - [door opens] 507 00:22:27,206 --> 00:22:29,289 Plan Omega Zulu complete. 508 00:22:29,373 --> 00:22:31,414 Hasta la vista, Danish record. 509 00:22:31,498 --> 00:22:33,748 Don't I at least get to know what you were accused of? 510 00:22:33,831 --> 00:22:36,123 You have precisely 6.2 seconds. 511 00:22:36,206 --> 00:22:38,956 Finally, all the secrets of Skipper's past 512 00:22:39,039 --> 00:22:40,456 revealed in--what? 513 00:22:40,539 --> 00:22:41,581 There's no pictures at all. 514 00:22:41,664 --> 00:22:42,831 It's just a bunch of words 515 00:22:42,914 --> 00:22:44,498 - I can't read. - Time's up. 516 00:22:44,581 --> 00:22:46,456 - Rico? - [retches] 517 00:22:46,539 --> 00:22:48,748 - [whimpers] - Perfecto.