[boing]
AND NOW, DREAMWORKS'
THE PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR.
[bell tolls]
[exciting music]
♪ ♪
HIT IT! all: ♪ HEY-OH, YAH, HAH ♪
- ♪ OH, HEY-OH ♪ - YEAH.
all: ♪ HEY-OH YEAH, OH-HEY-OH ♪
♪ ♪
[camera shutter clicks]
CUTE AND CUDDLY, BOYS.
[ticking, beeping]
ATTENTION, NEW VISITORS, WE ARE NOW CLOSED.
- GO HOME! - AAH!
AND...GO!
AHA!
[flippers squeaking on glass]
OKAY, MEN, WE ALL HEARD THE CHATTER.
THIS CAFE WAS DUE FOR A BIG SHIPMENT
OF TASTY FISH.
- FAN OUT AND FIND 'EM. - SKIPPER?
I'M AFRAID WE MAY HAVE SOME BAD INTEL.
[crate creaking]
CHEESE-Z-FISH?
AW, THIS WHOLE MISSION IS A TOTAL WASTE OF TIME.
NOT QUITE. I CAN FIND A USE FOR THESE.
- [mixer whirring] - TOTAL WASTE!
WE COULD GIVE THESE BANANAS TO BADA AND BING.
YES! AND THEN THEY'LL OWE US A DEBT
THAT SOMEDAY WE'LL CALL ON THEM TO REPAY...
IN BLOOD!
I LIKE YOUR THINKING, PRIVATE.
OH, I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS THE NEIGHBORLY THING TO DO.
NEIGHBORLY? OH, YOU'RE CUTE.
- YOU CAN KEEP 'EM. - WHA--
BUT YOU USUALLY GO BANANAS FOR BANANAS.
- THIS IS TRUE. - HOWEVER,
TODAY, WE GOT SOMETHING SPECIAL,
ON ACCOUNT OF IT BEING OUR ZOO-AVERSARY.
UGLY BANANAS?
I OUGHT TO PUNCH YOUR MOUTH FOR SAYING SUCH A THING!
OH, THESE ARE AFRICAN PLANTAINS.
- FROM THE OLD COUNTRY. - LIKE MAMA USED TO PICK.
SWEET AND DELICIOUS, GABA-GOO.
A LITTLE PIECE OF HEAVEN DANCING ON YOUR TONGUE.
OOH, I SHOULD LIKE TO SAMPLE THESE PLANTINGS
ON MY TONGUE.
IT'S "PLANTAINS," NOT "PLANTINGS"!
AND YOU WANT NOTHIN' TO DO WITH 'EM.
YOU KNOW HOW THOSE GORILLAS ARE ABOUT SHARING.
- [gasps] - YO, I WAS BREATHING THAT AIR!
STILL, I FEEL I MUST TASTE THESE BANANAS OF THE GODS.
- NO. ABSOLUTELY NOT! - ARE YOU SURE?
- DON'T DO IT. - BAD IDEA.
- HORRIBLE IDEA. - NUH-UH.
- NO WAY. - ARE YOU LOOPY?
EVENYOUCAN'T BE THAT STUPID.
THOSE GORILLAS WILL RIP YOU APART.
DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT, BABY!
IT IS THE MOST GOODEST IDEA EVER!
YES! MORT, YOU ARE SO WISE.
[gorillas snoring]
UNH!
[both mutter indistinctly]
[snoring]
[sniffing] IT'S JUST AN UGLY BANANA.
[gasps] OH, BUT THE UGLINESS HIDES
A BEAUTY WITHIN!
[shouting] MY TONGUE IS IN LOVE!
WOW, THE SKY'S SO CLEAR AND SPARKLY TONIGHT.
NOT A CARE IN THE-- WAIT A MINUTE, IS THAT--
OH, NO, HE WOULDN'T.
[strained whisper] HEY!
MARLENE.
YOU'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF THERE.
WHAT?
[whispers louder] YOU'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF THERE.
I STILL CAN'T-- WHAT?
[shouting] YOU'VE GOT TO--
[mutters indistinctly, snoring]
UGH! NOW, LISTEN TO ME!
THERE IS A SMALL CHANCE BADA AND BING
WON'T NOTICE ONE MISSING PLANTAIN.
IF YOU LEAVE RIGHT NOW, THEY MAY NOT CRUSH--
MMM. OH...OH!
- OH, THATISGOOD. - TOLD YOU.
WELL, THEY WON'T MISS A FEW, RIGHT?
[yawns]
UH, THE PLANTAINS ARE ALL GONE.
HUH? ALL GONE?
OH, NO. OH, NO. OH, NO!
HEY, IT'S OKAY.
I WAS BEGINNING TO FEEL A LITTLE FULL, ANYWAY.
BADA AND BING ARE GONNA BE CRAZY MAD WHEN THEY SEE THIS.
- [belches] - THEY'LL RIP US INTO CONFETTI.
- WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? - OKAY, OKAY.
- UH, WE COULD HIDE. - THEY'LL FIND US!
UH, WE COULD DISGUISE OURSELVES.
YOU KNOW, I MAKE A PRETTY CONVINCING KENTUCKY COLONEL.
[thick southern accent, clears throat]
AND YOU COULD BE MY SPECIAL LADY FRIEND.
JULIEN, THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY WE CAN HOPE TO SURVIVE THIS.
WE FLEE THE ZOO RIGHT NOW AND NEVER, EVER RETURN.
OH, MY.
- DO WE HAVE TIME TO PACK? - NO.
HOW 'BOUT A GOOD-BYE CELEBRITY ROAST
WITH ALL OF OUR FRIENDS?
THAT WOULD BE FUN. WHAT? NO! NO! NO!
[groggily] I LOVE MY PLANTAINS...
WE GOTTA GO!
HEY. AAH!
HEY, WHAT WAS THAT FOR?
YO, WE GUT US A SITUATION.
PRESENTING... THE TUNNELER.
IT WILL CARVE ITS WAY TO THE CORE OF THE EARTH.
RIGHT TO THE UNDERGROUND KINGDOM
OF THE INFAMOUS MOLE MEN.
HA HA! SUBTERRANEAN COMBAT, HERE WE COME!
[whirring]
- [explosion] - AAH!
[coughing]
- [crash, rocks falling] - WE'VE ENRAGED THE MOLE MEN!
THEY'RE COUNTERATTACKING.
NO. IT'S WORSE.
[both shouting angrily]
OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OOHHH!
[car alarm blaring] SOME GUY'S CAR!
HARDER THEY FALL, GO!
EHH--EHH--HEY.
YOU GOT US ALL INCAPACITATED AND WHATNOT.
WELL, THAT'S WHAT WE DO WITH RAMPAGING PSYCHOS.
YEAH, WE'RE RAMPAGING!
SOME MOOK WENT AND ATE ALL OUR PLANTAINS!
NOW WE GOTTA FIND SAID MOOK AND STOMP HIM HARD.
AND SINCE WE DON'T KNOW WHO THIS MOOK IS,
WE GOTTA STOMP EVERYBODY.
YOU KNOW, JUST TO BE SURE.
HUDDLE. SOMEONE ATE THEIR PLANTAINS.
WHO WOULD BE SO STUPID?
- other three: JULIEN. - AGREED!
LISTEN, APES, LIFE HAS DEALT YOU
A REAL KICK IN THE SHORT PANTS HERE.
BUT I GOTTA TELL YOU, CRIMES LIKE THESE
ARE USUALLY UNSOLVABLE, RIGHT, KOWALSKI?
WE MAY NEVER KNOW THE TRUE IDENTITY OF THE CULPRIT.
ANYHOO, I'M SURE PRIVATE'S GOT SOME SYRUPY SLOP
TO PUT THIS WHOLE INCIDENT IN PERSPECTIVE--GO.
UH, PRINCE SHARESALOT SAYS, "SAD TIMES AND BAD TIMES
"ARE NEVER FUN, BUT IF YOU SMILE ALL THE WHILE,
YOU WILL HAVE WON."
THAT IS SOME PRIMO LUNACORN ADVICE.
YO, MAYBE THE LITTLE BIRD'S GOT A POINT OVER HERE.
IT'S NOT LIKE POUNDING EVERYBODY
IS GONNA SUDDENLY BRING TO LIGHT
- WHO ATE OUR PLANTAINS, RIGHT? - RIGHT.
[over radio] SKIPPER, IS THAT YOU?
LISTEN, IT'S ABOUT BADA AND BING'S PLANTAINS.
UH, UH, PLAN-PLANTAINS.
YEAH, WE COVERED THAT, MARLENE. UNSOLVABLE CRIME.
WE'LL NEVER KNOW WHO DID IT.
NO, NO, IT'S NOT UNSOLVABLE.
IT WAS ME AND JULIEN. WE ATE 'EM ALL.
HEY, SKIP, THEY WERE DELICIOUS.
I'D TOTALLY DO IT AGAIN.
ANYWAY, WE'RE SKIPPING TOWN AND NEVER COMING BACK.
- THE OTTER. - AND THE LEMUR.
STOMP 'EM!
NOW, FELLAS, REMEMBER WHAT THE LUNACORN--
OOF!
HOW DID MARLENE GET ON OUR RADIO?
WE'LL SOLVE THAT PUZZLE LATER. TO THE CAR, MEN!
UM...WHERE'S THE CAR?
[over radio] HEY, HI. ME AGAIN.
ANYWAY, WE ALSO, UM-- WE ALSO TOOK YOUR CAR.
[tires screeching]
REALLY SORRY ABOUT THAT. HOPE YOU DON'T NEED IT.
LIKE--LIKE EVER AGAIN.
THERE, OKAY... CLEAR CONSCIENCE.
[chuckles] S-SORT OF.
HEY, WHAT'S THE BEST WAY OUT OF TOWN,
THE LINCOLN TUNNEL OR, UM, STATEN ISLAND FERRY?
OOH, THERE IS A FAIRY OF THE STATEN ISLAND?
WE'LL NEVER CATCH UP TO THEM ON FOOT.
TO THE PLANE!
UH, YEAH. UH, NO DICE.
I'M CURRENTLY UPGRADING THEM WITH MORE LEG ROOM.
TALL PEOPLE HAVE RIGHTS TOO!
UGH, FINE! WE'LL IMPROVISE!
- [tires screeching] - NO, JULIEN, STOP! LET GO!
WE MUST SEE THE FAIRY AT STATEN ISLAND
SO SHE CAN GRANT MY WISHES!
UNH! THE STATEN ISLAND FERRY DOESN'T GRANT WISHES.
- IT'S A BOAT! - PBBBT!
HOW CAN A BOAT BE A FAIRY? IT HAS NO WINGS.
NOW, TURN THIS CAR AROUND SO I CAN WISH FOR MORE PLANTAINS!
HEAR ME. THE FERRY... DOESN'T...GRANT...WISHES!
OKAY, YOU HEAR ME NOW.
HE FAIRY WILL GRANT MY WISHES.
I'M VERY PERSUASIVE.
[chuckles] NO, YOU'RE NOT.
- I'M VERY PERSUASIVE! - LET GO, LET GO--
OH, NOW LOOK AT-- YOU CHIPPED THE PAINT.
EHH, THE FAIRY CAN BUFF THAT OUT FOR US.
- UGH! - YO.
[whimpering]
I DON'T THINK YOUSE TWOS ARE APPRECIATING
THE GRAVITY OF THE SITUATION
IN WHICH YOU CURRENTLY FIND YOURSELVES.
YEAH, GRAVITY AND WHATNOT.
THE GORILLAS!
[tires screech]
[both grunting]
AAH!
WHOA.
[indistinct grunts]
WHEW. HUH?
HEH.
FASTER, FASTER. PLEASE GO FASTER!
- AAH! - UNH!
[both grunting, whimpering]
- EWW! - HA!
YOU CAUGHT HER-- THE PLANTAIN BANDIT.
GOOD WORK.
SO I'LL JUST LEAVE HER TO YOU GUYS.
- [humming] - YOU AIN'T GOIN' NOWHERE.
UGH, I SO BLAME YOU FOR THIS.
- HUH, ME? - YEAH, YEAH, YOU.
- WHO ELSE SHOULD I BLAME? - UH, MORT.
USUALLY WORKS FOR ME. BUT SOMETIMES MAURICE.
WHO ELSE? UH, HOW 'BOUT, UH-- PENGUINS!
THE PENGUINS? REALLY?
IN WHAT WAY CAN YOU POSSIBLY LAY THIS AT THEIR--
NO, LOOK! PENGUINS!
STINKZOOKAS FIRE!
- OH, THAT IS RIPE! - PEE-YEW!
SHOTGUN...FOR YOU.
YOU CAN'T YELL SHOTGUN FOR SOMEONE ELSE.
I ALREADY DID. [wind whooshes]
BEEFSTEAK TOMATOES, I'M HIT!
[cries out]
both: OOH--AAH--UNH!
NEVERMIND, YOU DRIVE.
[tires screeching]
FAIRY OF STATEN ISLAND, HERE WE COME.
[crash]
[coughs] YOU TAKE THE NEXT LEG.
JULIEN, THESE-- THESE ARE PLANTAINS!
CAN YOU BELIEVE OUR GOOD LUCK?
NOT LUCK, MARLENE.
THE STATEN ISLAND FAIRY HAS HEARD OUR PLEAS
AND ANSWERED THEM.
[shouting] THANK YOU, STATEN ISLAND FAIRY!
SHE KNEW I WAS GETTING HUNGRY.
MMM. MMM, MMM...
OR-OR MAYBE WE COULD GIVE THEM TO BADA AND BING.
YOU KNOW, SO MAYBE WE COULD GO HOME AGAIN.
HMM, I SUPPOSE MAYBE WE COULD DO THAT.
[munching noisily]
EVEN THOUGH IT ALL WORKED OUT,
I HOPE YOU LEARNED SOMETHING
ABOUT MESSING WITH OTHER PEOPLE'S STUFF.
I SURE DID.
YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T DO IT, MARLENE.
[gasps] ME? IT WAS YOU WHO WAS--
- HEY! THE CAR! - TOTALLY HER.
- WHY-- - LISTEN, WE CAN BUFF THAT OUT.
TSK TSK TSK TSK TSK TSK.
LEARN YOUR OWN LESSON, LADY.
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
[breathing heavily]
OOH...UNH!
47.4 SECONDS!
THAT'S IMPROVEMENT ALL AROUND.
UP HIGH FOR PROGRESS.
[all panting, groaning]
- HERE YOU GO, KOWALSKI. - [shudders]
I'VE GOT A PERSONAL BEST TO ACHIEVE.
LET'S DO THIS.
ALL RIGHT, ON YOUR MARK, GET SET...
HUH! [missile launch]
[panting]
[gargles]
LET'S SEE46.4SECONDS?
A WHOLE SECOND BETTER THAN US! SUPER!
WAIT. WHAT? NO!
THAT'S 1/10 OF A SECOND SLOWER THAN LAST YEAR.
GOTTA BE A MISTAKE. DO-OVER!
YOU COULD WAIT A MOMENT OR TWO TO CATCH YOUR BR--
NEGATIVE! [stopwatch clicks]
[panting]
SCORE?
- UM-- - WELL, WHAT'S MY TIME?
46., UM...5 SECONDS.
SKIPPER, I THINK THAT'S WORSE.
IMPOSSIBLE. RE-DO-OVER!
[panting] TIME?
WELL, YOU'RE IN THE BALL PARK.
LET'S JUST CALL IT A DAY. GREAT WORK, EVERYONE.
I SAID TIME! [panting]
YOU'RE NOW 3/10 OVER.
DO-OVER! DO-OVER! DO-OVER!
DO-OVER! DO-OVER!
NOTHING MAKES SENSE.
THE OBSTACLE COURSE IS MY BAG, MAN.
BAG? MAN?
SKIPPER, WHY ARE YOU SUDDENLY SPEAKING HIPPIE?
I TOLD YOU, MAN. NOTHING MAKES SENSE, MAN!
SO BACK OFF, MAN.
WELL, DON'T GET YOUR KNICKERS IN A TWIST, SKIPPER.
IT'S JUST A SILLY OBSTACLE COURSE.
SILLY? MY FAIL AMUSES YOU?
- DOES IT, PRIVATE? - [whimpers]
UNH...EHH!
I'VE SAID IT BEFORE, AND I'LL SAY IT AGAIN,
A LEADER MUST ALWAYS BE PHYSICALLY SUPERIOR--
WHAT THE HECK?
- THERE YOU GO. - UNH, THAT'S IT!
I HEREBY INVOKE... PELT.
- PFFFT!PELT? - PELT?
PFFFT! I TOO WOULD BE SIMILARLY GOBSMACKED
IF I HAD THE FOGGIEST IDEA WHOSE PELT WAS
SO GOBSMACKING.
P-E-L-T, PRIVATE.
PHYSICAL ENDURANCE LEADERSHIP TEST.
THE ONLY WAY TO PROVE IF I'M FIT
TO REMAIN YOUR COMMANDER.
IT'S AN ANCIENT PENGUIN RITUAL.
- OH. - ALONE, A PENGUIN MUST COMPLETE
THREE HERCULEAN TASKS--
MOVE AN ICEBERG, EVADE A POLAR PREDATOR,
AND ENDURE THE COLDEST OF COLD.
SO YOU HAVE TO GO ON AN EPIC QUEST BACK TO ANTARCTICA?
PSHH. WHO HAS THE TIME?
I'LL JUST FIND THE NEW YORK EQUIVALENT.
RICO, THINK YOU CAN STEP UP IN MY ABSENCE?
ALL RIGHT! BLECCH! [maniacal laugh]
NOPE. KOWALSKI, YOU'RE IN CHARGE.
[clears throat] WELL, I--
IF YOU SAY SO, SKIPPER.
I--I SUPPOSE I'M IN CHARGE. BUT TEMPORARILY.
UM, KOWALSKI,
- DON'T YOU THINK-- - UH-UH-UH-UH!
THAT'SCOMMANDERKOWALSKI.
IN THE EVENT I'D BE PROMOTED TO COMMANDING OFFICER,
I HAVE PREPPED A PLAYBOOK OF POSSIBLE SCENARIOS
AND COUNTERMEASURES.
SCENARIO ONE-- SUPER BLIMP SNEAK ATTACK.
NEED TO SHARPEN MY SENSES LIKE LITTLE-BITTY STEAK KNIVES.
BE ONE WITH THE PELT.
NOW, WHERE THE HECK CAN I FIND...AN ICEBERG?
[straining]
UNH! AW, GIVE ME A BREAK.
OH, BRAKE. THE PARKING BRAKE!
[straining] COME ON!
[explosion, car alarms blaring]
ONE DOWN.
[babbling incoherently]
I'M WITH RICO.
DO YOU REALLY THINK ANY OF THOSE SCENARIOS WILL ACTUALLY HAPPEN?
A HEAVILY-ARMED MANATEE ASSAULT TEAM
IS ADMITTEDLY RARE,
BUT FOREWARNED IS FOREARMED, I SAY.
BUT WE DON'T HAVE FOREARMS.
SORRY TO INTERRUPT, GUYS,
BUT HAVE ANY OF YOU SEEN KING JULIEN?
HE MISSED HIS 3:45 KIWI FONDUE WRAP.
- UH-UH. - NO.
[clears throat] PENCIL ME IN, MAURICE.
WHAT? POWER HAS ITS PERKS.
- [bell tolling] - OH...
YOUR MAJESTY?
- [bell tolling] - OH...OH!
KING JULIEN, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT IN THERE?
HELLO? I'M STUCK.
SCENARIO 52-- "MAMMAL TRAPPED IN BELL."
WOW, WHAT ARE THE ODDS?
OOH, LOOKS LIKE THE BOYS HAVE A MISSION.
I'LL STAND BY HERE UNTIL THEY NEED ME.
OW. PLEASE HURRY!
BLECCH!
[all straining]
UNH! OH, FINALLY! THANK--
THANK YOU.
UH, YOUR MAJESTY, HOW DID YOU MANAGE
TO GET STUCK IN THE BELL?
[shouting] WELL, IT'S A LONG STORY.
YOU'LL HAVE TO READ ABOUT IT IN MY UPCOM--AM I TOO LOUD?
THEY'RE ACCOMPLISHING MISSIONS WITHOUT ME?
WELL, THAT'S--THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S A GOOD THING.
NO DISTRACTIONS FROM PELT.
TASK TWO--PROVOKE AND EVADE A POLAR PREDATOR.
POLAR BEARS EAT SEALS, OF COURSE.
SEALS EAT PENGUINS.
SO LET'S CUT THE MIDDLE MAN.
TRY AND EATTHISPENGUIN.
YEEAAA! UNH! [pained groans]
AH.NUMERO DOSCOMPLETE!
ONE MORE TO GO. HUH?
ANOTHER MISSION?
SCENARIO 853-- "CATASTROPHIC TRUNK TANGLE."
YOU REALLY DID THINK OF EVERYTHING.
LIKE A BOSS, PRIVATE. LIKE A BOSS!
BLECCH! [chainsaw grinding]
GEE, THANKS, GUYS.
YOU EVEN DID IT WITHOUT EXPLODING MY FACE OFF.
WAY TO LEAD, KOWALSKI!
- ALL RIGHT! - YAY!
THAT'S WHAT WE COMMANDERS STRIVE FOR...
RESULTS WITH NO PERMANENT DISFIGUREMENT.
HOO-AHH!
[mockingly] THAT'S WHAT COMMANDERS STRIVE FOR!
OOH! UNH!
AAH! [straining]
UM, WHY ARE YOU BEATING UP MY TREE?
FOR GOOD REASON, FRED.
MY TEAM DOESN'T NEED ME ANYMORE!
KOWALSKI SHOVED ME ASIDE LIKE I'M NOT FIT TO LEAD.
WELL, YOU'RE FIT TO HIT AN INNOCENT TREE THERE.
THAT'S SOMETHING, I GUESS.
AW, WHO AM I KIDDING?
HOW CAN I LEAD? I CAN'T EVEN BEAT PELT.
I MEAN, WHERE CAN I FIND FREEZING COLD
IN THE MIDDLE OF SUMMER?
[gasps] SNO-CONES!
OF COURSE.
OW! STUPID TREE!
OKAY, IF I CAN EAT THIS IN 30 SECONDS,
I'LL HAVE SURVIVED THE COLDEST OF COLD.
HERE GOES.
UH-OH, BRAIN FREEZE. BRAIN FREEZE!
EAT THROUGH THE PAIN! [ranting in gibberish]
[explosion]
[coughing]
SKIPPER! I MEAN, SKIPPER...
OH, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? WAIT, DON'T TELL ME.
KOWALSKI BLEW YOU GUYS UP.
MAYBE YOU'RE NOT SUCH A HOTSHOT LEADER
AFTER ALL, KOWALSKI. HEH, I KNEW IT.
ACTUALLY, SKIPPER, QUITE THE CONTRARY.
MARLENE HAD A FLOOD IN HER HABITAT.
SCENARIO 1,403.
ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS FREEZE THE WATER WITH MY ICE RAY,
AND BLOW OPEN A HOPE TO DRAIN THE WATER.
ALL PART OF COMMANDER KOWALSKI'S BRILLIANT PLAN.
OH.
WELL, WHAT HE'S TRYING TO SAY, SKIPPER, IS--
DON'T BOTHER SUGAR COATING IT. I GET IT.
I'M NO LONGER KEY TO THIS UNIT.
BUT ISN'T THAT WHAT PELT WILL PROVE?
- I--I'M SURE YOU-- - I FAILED, OKAY?
IT WAS THE MOTHER OF ALL BRAIN FREEZES.
YOU'RE THE BETTER COMMANDER, I'VE SEEN THAT.
SKIPPER?
RICO, SMOKE BOMB, PLEASE.
[confused babble]
NOT AN ORDER, A REQUEST.
THUS THE "PLEASE."
BLECCH!
[explosion]
- WHAT JUST HAPPENED? - I BELIEVE HE QUIT.
all: WHAT?
I'M BWA-BWA-BWA-BWA-BACK!
THE BLUE HEN! RICO!
BLEC--
OH, YOU PENGUINS ARE SO PREDICTABLE.
NOW THAT I GOT YOUR LEADER OUT OF THE PICTURE,
YOU'RE HELPLESS.
WAIT,YOUWERE BEHIND ALL THIS?
DING DING! AND THIS TIME
YOUR SMOKIN' SWAGGER WON'T DISTRACT ME.
OH, IS THAT SO, BEAUTIFUL CHICKEN LADY?
BWOK!
AH, OH, OH, AHH.
NO. OVER IT.
STORY OF MY LIFE.
I DON'T GET IT.
YOU'RE THE REASON SKIPPER QUIT?
YES. I PLANNED IT AND I EXECUTED IT,
BWA-BWA-BWA-BRILLIANTLY! HA HA!
I RIGGED THE STOPWATCH TO RUIN SKIPPER'S OBSTACLE TIME.
I KNEW WITH SKIPPER'S DIMINISHED SELF-CONFIDENCE,
HE WOULD INVOKE THE SILLY PENGUIN PELT THING.
THEN I ARRANGED SIMPLE EMERGENCIES
PULLED FROM KOWALSKI'S SCENARIO BINDER
TO MAKE HIM APPEAR TO BE A SUCCESSFUL COMMANDER.
WAIT, YOU MEAN THOSE WERE ALL SET UP?
WELL, OBVIOUSLY.
YOU REALLY THINK SOMEONE'S DUMB ENOUGH
TO GET STUCK IN A BELL ON THEIR OWN?
IT WAS JULIEN!
JUST A MATTER OF TIME UNTIL YOUR SKIPPER SKEDADDLED,
LEAVING YOU POISED FOR CAPTURE.
OH, SHE'S GOOD.
BWOK, AND NOW HERE WE ARE.
NEXT, WITH KOWALSKI'S ICE RAY,
I'LL FREEZE THE ENTIRE ZOO.
AS THE ONLY REMAINING ANIMAL ATTRACTION,
I'LL GAIN ENOUGH NOTORIETY TO GET A REALITY SHOW,
BECOME FAMOUS FOR BEING FAMOUS,
AND GET ELECTED THE NEXT SENATOR
FROM THE GREAT STATE OF DELAWARE!
[clucking]
WAIT, I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO BE PRESIDENT.
I'M TRYING TO BE A LITTLE MORE REALISTIC THIS TIME, OKAY?
YOU MIGHT GET AWAY WITH MOST OF THAT,
BUTDELAWARE?
THAT'S RIGHT, DELAWARE!
BWA-BWOK!
DON'T SAY ANYTHING.
I DIDN'T RETURN FOR SOME SAPPY SAYONARA.
JUST CAME BACK TO GET MY FAVORITE MUG, THAT'S ALL.
AND NOW THAT I HAVE MY FAVORITE MUG,
I'LL BE LEAVING NOW.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME, YOU'VE GOT COMMANDER KOWAL--
HEY, WHAT'S UP WITH THE ICE?
[shivering] SKIPPER, IT'S THE BLUE HEN.
SHE'S BACK. SHE'S PLOTTED EVERYTHING.
OF COURSE! I KNEW KOWALSKI COULDN'T BE BETTER THAN ME.
[gasps] [ice ray blasts]
WHAT?
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE.
SAYS WHO, CRAZY CHICKEN?
- BUT YOU QUIT. - I MISSED MY MUG.
A MUG? I HADN'T ANTICIPATED THAT RANDOM BIT
OF SENTIMENTALITY FROMYOU.
BUT NO MATTER. THIS'LL SEND A CHILL!
IT'S GONNA...TAKE... MORE THAN COLD!
BWA-BWA-BUT IT'S AN ICE RAY.
IT'S EXTREME! IT'S ANTARCTIC COLD!
EXACTLY. HYAH!
OH!
PREPARE FOR SOME SUB-ZERO NUGGETS, SISTER.
- [ice ray blasts] - [cries out]
OOOHH...
GLAD TO HAVE YOU BACK, SKIPPER.
AND BY ENDURING THE ICE RAY,
YOU HAVE SURVIVED THE COLDEST OF COLD.
WAY AHEAD OF YOU, EX-COMMANDER KOWALSKI.
I'VE MASTERED PELT, I AM FIRED UP
AND READY TO LEAD.
UP HIGH, BOYS, AND THAT'S AN ORDER.
HENCE, NO "PLEASE."