1 00:00:04,456 --> 00:00:05,873 And now, DreamWorks' 2 00:00:05,956 --> 00:00:08,414 The Penguins of Madagascar. 3 00:00:08,498 --> 00:00:10,331 [bell tolls] 4 00:00:10,414 --> 00:00:13,331 [brassy detective music] 5 00:00:29,081 --> 00:00:30,789 - Hit it. - ♪ Hey-oh, yah, hah ♪ 6 00:00:30,873 --> 00:00:32,831 - ♪ Oh, hey-oh ♪ - Yeah. 7 00:00:32,914 --> 00:00:35,789 - ♪ Hey-oh ♪ - Yeah, oh-hey-oh ♪ 8 00:00:36,706 --> 00:00:39,789 [brassy detective music] 9 00:00:42,623 --> 00:00:43,623 [camera shutter clicks] 10 00:00:43,706 --> 00:00:46,206 Cute and cuddly, boys. 11 00:00:49,539 --> 00:00:52,414 [heavy drum music] 12 00:00:59,164 --> 00:01:01,414 Come on, come on, come on, faster, Maurice! 13 00:01:01,498 --> 00:01:03,206 Just a little more polish. 14 00:01:03,289 --> 00:01:04,373 Done! 15 00:01:04,456 --> 00:01:06,956 At last, the royal post-rear-ior 16 00:01:07,039 --> 00:01:10,414 has a symbol worthy of its royal awesomeness. 17 00:01:10,498 --> 00:01:11,498 [chuckles] 18 00:01:11,581 --> 00:01:12,539 - [crunching sound] - Ow! 19 00:01:12,623 --> 00:01:13,873 - You okay? - Do not worry. 20 00:01:13,956 --> 00:01:14,831 [crunching sound] Agh! 21 00:01:14,914 --> 00:01:16,206 It is only a royal pain. 22 00:01:16,289 --> 00:01:18,331 [crunching sounds] Agh! Nothing to--ow! 23 00:01:18,414 --> 00:01:20,998 Where is the royal sitting cushion? 24 00:01:22,873 --> 00:01:23,831 [groans] 25 00:01:23,914 --> 00:01:25,664 Ooh! [chuckles] 26 00:01:25,748 --> 00:01:28,289 My spleen is tickle-y! Ooh! 27 00:01:28,373 --> 00:01:30,414 I'll be honest, I'd have used Maurice myself, 28 00:01:30,498 --> 00:01:31,831 but you are the king. 29 00:01:31,914 --> 00:01:33,164 Wha--Clemson? 30 00:01:33,248 --> 00:01:34,414 Evil! 31 00:01:34,498 --> 00:01:36,831 Psst. Who's the chair warmer? 32 00:01:36,914 --> 00:01:38,331 You don't remember Clemson? 33 00:01:38,414 --> 00:01:39,706 He tried to replace you as k-- 34 00:01:39,789 --> 00:01:42,081 Thanks for the intro, Jeeves, 35 00:01:42,164 --> 00:01:43,956 But I think I know how to make an entrance. 36 00:01:44,039 --> 00:01:45,831 greetings, your highness. 37 00:01:45,914 --> 00:01:47,373 and... lowness. 38 00:01:47,456 --> 00:01:49,789 that's frankly horrifying, but I bring you earth-shaking 39 00:01:49,873 --> 00:01:51,498 yet, it's kind of funny, news. 40 00:01:51,581 --> 00:01:54,998 behold the birth certificate of a certain lemur king. 41 00:01:55,081 --> 00:01:58,414 Oh look, Maurice, it's my baby booty prints. 42 00:01:58,498 --> 00:01:59,873 so cute. 43 00:01:59,956 --> 00:02:02,664 Yeah, but, uh, see, did you notice the fine print? 44 00:02:02,748 --> 00:02:07,164 the part that says, "You weren't born on Madagascar?" 45 00:02:07,248 --> 00:02:09,539 - Uh-oh. - Thus, according to the sacred 46 00:02:09,623 --> 00:02:11,873 messy scribbles of Lemur Law, 47 00:02:11,956 --> 00:02:14,539 Julien cannot inherit the crown. 48 00:02:14,623 --> 00:02:15,956 - [gasps] - [gasps] 49 00:02:16,039 --> 00:02:19,039 [laughs] 50 00:02:19,123 --> 00:02:21,706 Inherit! That is hilarious. 51 00:02:21,789 --> 00:02:23,623 [laughs] 52 00:02:23,706 --> 00:02:25,164 What does that mean? 53 00:02:25,248 --> 00:02:27,373 It means... [chuckles] 54 00:02:27,456 --> 00:02:29,914 You can't be king! 55 00:02:34,081 --> 00:02:35,248 What do you see, Kowalski? 56 00:02:35,331 --> 00:02:37,998 This new zoom lens is amazing, Skipper. 57 00:02:38,081 --> 00:02:41,123 Mason's nose hair, Alice's security codes, 58 00:02:41,206 --> 00:02:43,248 even mort looks so close, it's like he's running 59 00:02:43,331 --> 00:02:44,748 right through the lens, craw-- 60 00:02:44,831 --> 00:02:45,998 - Oof! - [screams] 61 00:02:46,081 --> 00:02:47,748 - [muffled grunts] - He's gone rabid! 62 00:02:47,831 --> 00:02:49,914 lethal force approved, men. 63 00:02:49,998 --> 00:02:51,414 Kowalski's expendable. 64 00:02:51,498 --> 00:02:53,414 - [retches] - [chainsaw buzzes] 65 00:02:53,498 --> 00:02:56,289 [insane yelling] 66 00:02:56,373 --> 00:02:57,873 [all groan] 67 00:02:57,956 --> 00:02:58,914 Wait. 68 00:02:58,998 --> 00:03:00,456 He's not rabid. 69 00:03:00,539 --> 00:03:03,039 Help King Julien! 70 00:03:03,123 --> 00:03:04,664 Clemson is... 71 00:03:04,748 --> 00:03:06,914 evil! 72 00:03:08,039 --> 00:03:10,456 Maurice, you speak babble. clarify. 73 00:03:10,539 --> 00:03:13,081 Clemson's back and he has proof the Julien can't be king. 74 00:03:13,164 --> 00:03:14,206 Is that all? 75 00:03:14,289 --> 00:03:15,873 You don't understand. 76 00:03:15,956 --> 00:03:17,498 Clemson's gonna make himself king now. 77 00:03:17,581 --> 00:03:19,456 Mort and I will have to serve him. 78 00:03:19,539 --> 00:03:20,664 it's a disaster! 79 00:03:20,748 --> 00:03:21,956 Agreed. 80 00:03:22,039 --> 00:03:23,456 ringtail may be a buffoon, 81 00:03:23,539 --> 00:03:26,123 but he's a relatively harmless buffoon. 82 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:28,081 But Clemson, he's no buffoon. 83 00:03:28,164 --> 00:03:29,748 and that concerns me. 84 00:03:29,831 --> 00:03:31,789 Maurice, regalese options? 85 00:03:31,873 --> 00:03:34,539 Lemurs pick their new king with a sacred competition. 86 00:03:34,623 --> 00:03:37,914 Julien can't inherit the crown, but he can earn it if he wins. 87 00:03:37,998 --> 00:03:40,456 Ooh! Duel at dawn? 88 00:03:40,539 --> 00:03:42,123 Royal obstacle course. 89 00:03:42,206 --> 00:03:44,123 Oh, so what's the big deal? 90 00:03:44,206 --> 00:03:45,623 Well, let's just say King Julien 91 00:03:45,706 --> 00:03:48,081 ain't exactly in fighting form, okay? 92 00:03:48,164 --> 00:03:50,873 [shivering] Not... royalty. 93 00:03:50,956 --> 00:03:53,623 He's been this way since he found out he wasn't king. 94 00:03:53,706 --> 00:03:55,581 [gibberish] Weird. 95 00:03:55,664 --> 00:03:57,748 Julien won't beat Clemson like this. 96 00:03:57,831 --> 00:03:59,289 Well, option two then. 97 00:03:59,373 --> 00:04:01,914 complete annihilation of the lemur kingdom. 98 00:04:01,998 --> 00:04:03,831 [retches] 99 00:04:03,914 --> 00:04:05,248 Hi. 100 00:04:05,331 --> 00:04:08,164 Wait, Skipper, I may have an idea. 101 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:11,498 Ugh! Does it involve freakish mad science? 102 00:04:11,581 --> 00:04:13,289 Just my brain-switching machine. 103 00:04:13,373 --> 00:04:15,331 Oh, well as long as it's nothing weird. 104 00:04:15,414 --> 00:04:16,623 We could use it to switch bodies 105 00:04:16,706 --> 00:04:19,623 with Julien and compete for him. [shrieks] 106 00:04:19,706 --> 00:04:23,164 You can use your crazy penguin science ray to win for me? 107 00:04:23,248 --> 00:04:25,331 Why weren't you saying so? 108 00:04:25,414 --> 00:04:26,581 all: Oof! 109 00:04:27,706 --> 00:04:29,373 [screams and groans] 110 00:04:35,206 --> 00:04:36,789 [blender whirs] 111 00:04:36,873 --> 00:04:39,873 - [electricity crackles] - [static] 112 00:04:39,956 --> 00:04:43,248 - [giggles] - [mumbles] 113 00:04:43,331 --> 00:04:45,081 Hey, check me out. 114 00:04:45,164 --> 00:04:46,664 I'm the psycho bird. 115 00:04:46,748 --> 00:04:47,873 Oof! 116 00:04:47,956 --> 00:04:50,164 Oh, okay, that's a little gross. 117 00:04:50,248 --> 00:04:51,873 You sure Rico's the best choice? 118 00:04:51,956 --> 00:04:54,498 [mumbling gibberish] 119 00:04:54,581 --> 00:04:55,498 Booty. 120 00:04:55,581 --> 00:04:56,998 Oh, yeah. 121 00:04:57,081 --> 00:05:00,039 [cheers and applause] 122 00:05:00,123 --> 00:05:01,498 Whoa oh! 123 00:05:01,581 --> 00:05:02,664 Whoa! 124 00:05:02,748 --> 00:05:04,248 Oh, yeah, yah! 125 00:05:04,331 --> 00:05:06,623 - How about that? - Uh... 126 00:05:06,706 --> 00:05:08,206 [cheers and applause] 127 00:05:08,289 --> 00:05:10,206 Thank you, thank you. 128 00:05:10,289 --> 00:05:13,664 by the way, let's see the ex-king, lazy-rump, beat that. 129 00:05:13,748 --> 00:05:15,123 Go, you crazy beast. 130 00:05:15,206 --> 00:05:17,414 Be aggressive. B-E aggressive. 131 00:05:17,498 --> 00:05:19,081 Wait, wait, wait, did Rico just talk? 132 00:05:19,164 --> 00:05:20,789 You know, non-gruntingly? 133 00:05:20,873 --> 00:05:22,456 Marlene, focus on the game. 134 00:05:22,539 --> 00:05:26,206 Bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam. 135 00:05:26,289 --> 00:05:27,498 [gibberish] 136 00:05:27,581 --> 00:05:28,539 Booty. 137 00:05:28,623 --> 00:05:30,164 Julien wins! 138 00:05:30,248 --> 00:05:32,623 [cheers and applause] 139 00:05:32,706 --> 00:05:34,206 How--what the-- with the ramming and-- 140 00:05:34,289 --> 00:05:36,206 [gibberish] 141 00:05:36,289 --> 00:05:37,998 Wait a minute, what's wrong with your voice? 142 00:05:38,081 --> 00:05:39,664 Allergies. What's the next event? 143 00:05:39,748 --> 00:05:40,914 Royal manners. 144 00:05:40,998 --> 00:05:43,748 - Thanks. - Something smells rotten here. 145 00:05:43,831 --> 00:05:44,914 It always smells rotten here, 146 00:05:44,998 --> 00:05:46,914 but I mean this is really rotten. 147 00:05:46,998 --> 00:05:49,831 I didn't shower today. 148 00:05:49,914 --> 00:05:51,581 or ever. 149 00:05:51,664 --> 00:05:56,206 okay, I'm going to help the penguins and King Julien now. 150 00:05:56,289 --> 00:05:58,081 Penguins? 151 00:05:58,164 --> 00:06:01,039 - [blender whirs] - [static] 152 00:06:01,123 --> 00:06:02,623 [grunting] Hey, look at that. 153 00:06:02,706 --> 00:06:04,206 I'm me again. All right! 154 00:06:04,289 --> 00:06:05,998 Excelente work, Rico. 155 00:06:06,081 --> 00:06:07,873 Up next, royal manners. 156 00:06:07,956 --> 00:06:10,164 Hmm, now who's polite? 157 00:06:10,248 --> 00:06:11,956 Sickeningly polite. 158 00:06:12,039 --> 00:06:13,373 Private, you're up! 159 00:06:14,248 --> 00:06:15,289 Why thank you, Skipper. 160 00:06:15,373 --> 00:06:16,289 Not a compliment. 161 00:06:16,373 --> 00:06:17,998 Kowalski, switch 'em. 162 00:06:18,081 --> 00:06:20,956 - [blender whirs] - [electricity crackles] 163 00:06:21,039 --> 00:06:22,331 This really could work? 164 00:06:22,414 --> 00:06:25,789 We have out-schemed a schemer! [laughs] 165 00:06:25,873 --> 00:06:27,164 So that's their game? 166 00:06:27,248 --> 00:06:30,289 Well, I have not yet begun to scheme. 167 00:06:30,373 --> 00:06:31,623 They won't beat me twice. 168 00:06:31,706 --> 00:06:34,498 I'll--is it wrong that I talk to myself this much? 169 00:06:34,581 --> 00:06:36,039 I don't think so. What do I care? 170 00:06:36,123 --> 00:06:38,373 I'm evil. [evil laugh] 171 00:06:40,664 --> 00:06:42,956 It's teatime in the cupcake factory. 172 00:06:43,039 --> 00:06:44,206 [giggles] 173 00:06:44,289 --> 00:06:46,664 Look, I don't prance that much. 174 00:06:46,748 --> 00:06:48,206 Boosh. 175 00:06:48,289 --> 00:06:49,331 Uh--I mean... 176 00:06:49,414 --> 00:06:51,331 I...am being ready 177 00:06:51,414 --> 00:06:54,914 for the royal manners-y contest-y thingie. 178 00:06:54,998 --> 00:06:55,914 Actually, slight change. 179 00:06:55,998 --> 00:06:57,998 manners requires clear skies. 180 00:06:58,081 --> 00:06:59,539 [birds chirp] 181 00:06:59,623 --> 00:07:02,414 Our replacement contest is, hold on a second... 182 00:07:02,498 --> 00:07:05,206 that's right, being mean to servants. 183 00:07:05,289 --> 00:07:07,248 - What? - You heard me. 184 00:07:09,456 --> 00:07:10,956 - Say the angry words! - Do it! 185 00:07:11,039 --> 00:07:11,873 - Come on, do it! - Do it! 186 00:07:11,956 --> 00:07:13,081 [whimpers] 187 00:07:13,164 --> 00:07:15,914 Oh, no, I am touching the feet. 188 00:07:15,998 --> 00:07:18,373 You better be mean to me soon. 189 00:07:18,456 --> 00:07:21,789 Um, Mort is so silly, he-- 190 00:07:21,873 --> 00:07:25,206 he uses his salad fork for his dessert. 191 00:07:25,289 --> 00:07:27,539 I can't do this! [whimpers] 192 00:07:27,623 --> 00:07:29,164 Does Julien seem different to you? 193 00:07:29,248 --> 00:07:32,664 Boo! Get off the stage you! 194 00:07:32,748 --> 00:07:34,373 [cries] 195 00:07:34,456 --> 00:07:36,206 [sighs] Get private out of there. 196 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:37,289 Darn the luck. 197 00:07:37,373 --> 00:07:38,664 Better luck next time. 198 00:07:38,748 --> 00:07:42,581 But coming up, it's the royal trivia contest. 199 00:07:45,123 --> 00:07:47,206 Bring on the trivia! 200 00:07:47,289 --> 00:07:48,623 Trivia contest? 201 00:07:48,706 --> 00:07:51,206 Oh, wait, I must have read it upside down. 202 00:07:51,289 --> 00:07:52,289 Hold on a second. 203 00:07:52,373 --> 00:07:53,873 The next event is actually 204 00:07:53,956 --> 00:07:55,664 Ultimate Gorilla Wrestling! 205 00:07:55,748 --> 00:07:57,706 Yo. 206 00:07:57,789 --> 00:08:00,039 - [punching sounds] - [pained groans] 207 00:08:00,123 --> 00:08:02,831 Leave the body alone! [whimpers] 208 00:08:04,581 --> 00:08:06,706 I am defeated and whatnot. 209 00:08:06,789 --> 00:08:08,956 What in the name of Patton's bagpipes? 210 00:08:09,039 --> 00:08:10,581 that ape took a dive. 211 00:08:10,664 --> 00:08:11,664 [grunts] 212 00:08:11,748 --> 00:08:13,914 [mumbling] Lincoln's secretary 213 00:08:13,998 --> 00:08:15,123 was named Kennedy. 214 00:08:15,206 --> 00:08:16,581 Hey, yo, those phantom punches 215 00:08:16,664 --> 00:08:18,748 are stronger than they look. 216 00:08:20,123 --> 00:08:21,081 Blast that trickster. 217 00:08:21,164 --> 00:08:22,664 Those event were hand-picked 218 00:08:22,748 --> 00:08:24,789 for private and Kowalski's failure. 219 00:08:24,873 --> 00:08:27,289 Everyone fails at gorilla wrestling. 220 00:08:27,373 --> 00:08:28,706 Rico could have done it. 221 00:08:28,789 --> 00:08:30,248 You too. 222 00:08:30,331 --> 00:08:31,789 We better figure out something. 223 00:08:31,873 --> 00:08:34,248 There's only one even left and Clemson's winning by a mile. 224 00:08:34,331 --> 00:08:37,081 Evil! 225 00:08:37,164 --> 00:08:38,831 Skipper, why don't you go? 226 00:08:38,914 --> 00:08:41,123 Me in his body? 227 00:08:41,206 --> 00:08:44,373 Ooh. Are you supposed to stop when you feel the resistance 228 00:08:44,456 --> 00:08:45,914 or just push through? 229 00:08:45,998 --> 00:08:47,498 What self-respecting penguin 230 00:08:47,581 --> 00:08:50,164 would agree to switch bodies with ringtail? 231 00:08:50,248 --> 00:08:52,206 [laughs] Answer me that. 232 00:08:52,289 --> 00:08:53,206 But you made us-- 233 00:08:53,289 --> 00:08:55,456 Stay on track, Kowalski. 234 00:08:55,539 --> 00:08:57,373 Now how does Clemson know who's in the lemur suit? 235 00:08:57,456 --> 00:08:59,789 It's almost as if he's... 236 00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:02,414 right behind us! 237 00:09:02,498 --> 00:09:04,789 Works in the movies sometimes. [screams] 238 00:09:04,873 --> 00:09:05,956 [all scream] 239 00:09:06,039 --> 00:09:07,581 Hey, classy place you got here. 240 00:09:07,664 --> 00:09:10,123 Well, not classy, but it suits you, which is half the battle. 241 00:09:10,206 --> 00:09:11,331 little tip though. 242 00:09:11,414 --> 00:09:13,248 Your periscope is showing. 243 00:09:13,331 --> 00:09:14,289 [gasps] 244 00:09:14,373 --> 00:09:16,748 Egad, he was spying on us! 245 00:09:16,831 --> 00:09:17,914 [evil laugh] 246 00:09:17,998 --> 00:09:20,289 And you played right into my paws. 247 00:09:20,373 --> 00:09:21,664 Oh, it was sweet. 248 00:09:21,748 --> 00:09:22,623 It was beautiful. 249 00:09:22,706 --> 00:09:24,373 It was fantastic. It was me. 250 00:09:24,456 --> 00:09:25,664 [growls] 251 00:09:25,748 --> 00:09:28,164 Enjoying life as a commoner, Julie? 252 00:09:28,248 --> 00:09:30,623 Be-silence your insulty zings! 253 00:09:30,706 --> 00:09:34,331 You cannot take away a true king's... dignities. 254 00:09:34,414 --> 00:09:37,331 [chuckles] Game over, boys. 255 00:09:37,414 --> 00:09:41,623 Unless you can score, oh, 744 points in one event, 256 00:09:41,706 --> 00:09:44,623 I'm the true king around here, not just in my head. 257 00:09:44,706 --> 00:09:47,498 And I can't wait to welcome my new servant staff. 258 00:09:47,581 --> 00:09:50,331 Hint: No days off. 259 00:09:50,414 --> 00:09:51,414 What do we do? 260 00:09:51,498 --> 00:09:52,414 Clemson is going to be 261 00:09:52,498 --> 00:09:53,456 King of the Lemurs. 262 00:09:53,539 --> 00:09:54,498 And I'm going to be 263 00:09:54,581 --> 00:09:57,039 a common-y commoner forever! 264 00:09:57,123 --> 00:09:58,789 A loser! 265 00:09:58,873 --> 00:10:00,414 Like that guy. 266 00:10:00,498 --> 00:10:03,039 And that is how you insult someone! 267 00:10:03,123 --> 00:10:05,414 No. Nuh-uh. 268 00:10:05,498 --> 00:10:07,539 I refuse to be outplayed by a lemur. 269 00:10:07,623 --> 00:10:10,331 I don't care how many points I have to score. 270 00:10:10,414 --> 00:10:11,873 Mark my words. 271 00:10:11,998 --> 00:10:13,456 That schemer will not win. [blender whirs] 272 00:10:13,539 --> 00:10:16,164 You hear me? He will know sorrow! 273 00:10:16,248 --> 00:10:18,456 And I've got just the plan. 274 00:10:18,539 --> 00:10:20,373 He won't know what hit him. 275 00:10:21,956 --> 00:10:23,206 [screams] Oof! 276 00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:25,581 Needles, I gotta get over that. 277 00:10:26,581 --> 00:10:28,539 Winner: This guy! 278 00:10:28,623 --> 00:10:30,498 Eh, I'm thinking he was not 279 00:10:30,581 --> 00:10:32,873 being a good choice for knitting. 280 00:10:32,956 --> 00:10:35,623 Hey, hi there, hey, right back at ya. 281 00:10:35,706 --> 00:10:36,831 Love this pointing thing. 282 00:10:36,914 --> 00:10:38,039 It means nothing. 283 00:10:38,789 --> 00:10:41,998 And now, my right hand man, Maurice-- 284 00:10:42,081 --> 00:10:43,998 we'll change that name, by the way, 285 00:10:44,081 --> 00:10:45,206 king me, baby! 286 00:10:45,289 --> 00:10:46,873 Uh-huh. 287 00:10:46,956 --> 00:10:47,873 It's really happening. 288 00:10:47,956 --> 00:10:49,123 This is it, my moment! 289 00:10:49,206 --> 00:10:50,081 My moment forever! 290 00:10:50,164 --> 00:10:51,498 I'm finally king! 291 00:10:51,581 --> 00:10:52,748 I'm the king! 292 00:10:52,831 --> 00:10:54,956 I'm--what's with the new crown? 293 00:10:56,956 --> 00:10:57,914 What happened? 294 00:10:57,998 --> 00:10:59,164 How'd I get back here? 295 00:10:59,248 --> 00:11:00,248 Let me put that another way. 296 00:11:00,331 --> 00:11:01,289 What happened? 297 00:11:01,373 --> 00:11:02,539 How'd I get back here? 298 00:11:02,623 --> 00:11:04,206 Schemed ya! 299 00:11:04,289 --> 00:11:06,206 [clears throat] I mean... 300 00:11:06,289 --> 00:11:08,873 Greetings, my worshipping subjects. 301 00:11:08,956 --> 00:11:10,206 No, I'm me. 302 00:11:10,289 --> 00:11:12,748 I am the king. Worship me. 303 00:11:12,831 --> 00:11:14,914 Talk about a sore loser. 304 00:11:14,998 --> 00:11:16,748 That crown is mine. [yells] 305 00:11:16,831 --> 00:11:21,748 Yes, of course, I King Clemson, decree 306 00:11:21,831 --> 00:11:26,914 the royal crown belongs to you, handsome lemur, Julien. 307 00:11:26,998 --> 00:11:30,081 Aha! I told you you couldn't beat me. 308 00:11:30,164 --> 00:11:31,248 Why doesn't this feel right? 309 00:11:31,331 --> 00:11:33,581 Now, Kowalski! 310 00:11:33,664 --> 00:11:37,706 Hey, monkeys, I totally tooted in your bananas. 311 00:11:40,039 --> 00:11:41,789 Lemur, run now. 312 00:11:41,873 --> 00:11:43,748 Can I at least have the crown you sat on in the beginning? 313 00:11:43,831 --> 00:11:44,539 [screams] 314 00:11:44,623 --> 00:11:45,623 [repeated yelps] 315 00:11:45,706 --> 00:11:47,289 Want a crown? 316 00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:48,414 I'll give you a crown. Come here! 317 00:11:50,164 --> 00:11:53,248 [curious music] 318 00:11:59,998 --> 00:12:02,081 [police siren blares] 319 00:12:02,164 --> 00:12:03,664 [lion roars] 320 00:12:03,748 --> 00:12:05,248 [wheels squeak] 321 00:12:05,331 --> 00:12:06,706 [elephant trumpets] 322 00:12:06,789 --> 00:12:08,914 [news program lead-in] 323 00:12:08,998 --> 00:12:10,748 Huh? Agh! 324 00:12:12,456 --> 00:12:13,706 Snack run, initiate. 325 00:12:13,789 --> 00:12:15,789 Kowalski, hit the sweet and salty mix. 326 00:12:15,873 --> 00:12:17,081 Aye, Skipper. 327 00:12:17,164 --> 00:12:18,248 Private, peanut butter winkies. 328 00:12:18,331 --> 00:12:19,664 Yay! 329 00:12:19,748 --> 00:12:21,206 Rico? 330 00:12:21,289 --> 00:12:24,289 Ooh, meow-meows. 331 00:12:24,373 --> 00:12:26,248 - Ow! - Negatory, compadre. 332 00:12:26,331 --> 00:12:28,873 [grunting] Oh, but--meow--meow-meows-- 333 00:12:28,956 --> 00:12:29,956 No, no, no, no, no, no. 334 00:12:30,039 --> 00:12:31,206 You know exactly why 335 00:12:31,289 --> 00:12:32,664 you can't have Marshmeow-meows. 336 00:12:32,748 --> 00:12:35,289 - Aww. - [gasps] Skipper. 337 00:12:35,373 --> 00:12:37,164 The peanut butter winkies. 338 00:12:37,248 --> 00:12:39,248 There's only one box left! 339 00:12:39,331 --> 00:12:41,831 What sugar shortage madness is this? 340 00:12:41,914 --> 00:12:43,206 Ow! 341 00:12:43,289 --> 00:12:46,539 A sad day at The Wally Winky factory in Yonkers 342 00:12:46,623 --> 00:12:49,414 because it's the last day. 343 00:12:49,498 --> 00:12:52,539 After 50 years, the maker of Marshmeow-meows, 344 00:12:52,623 --> 00:12:54,998 Fudgy ducklings, and Peanut Butter Winkies 345 00:12:55,081 --> 00:12:57,831 is shutting its doors forever. 346 00:12:57,914 --> 00:12:59,039 - No way! - Gah! 347 00:12:59,123 --> 00:13:01,706 Shutting down the winky factory! 348 00:13:01,789 --> 00:13:02,998 They can't! 349 00:13:03,081 --> 00:13:04,873 Better grab those winkies now, folks, 350 00:13:04,956 --> 00:13:09,123 because once they're gone, they are gone. 351 00:13:09,206 --> 00:13:10,539 - Wha? - Back off, four-eyes. 352 00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:12,664 These winkies are ours! 353 00:13:15,164 --> 00:13:16,164 oof! 354 00:13:16,248 --> 00:13:18,039 No, it couldn't be. 355 00:13:18,123 --> 00:13:19,123 - What? - Nothing. 356 00:13:19,206 --> 00:13:20,206 It's nothing. 357 00:13:20,289 --> 00:13:22,164 Rico, settle our tab. 358 00:13:22,248 --> 00:13:24,373 - [retches] - [screams] 359 00:13:24,456 --> 00:13:26,623 [coughs] Huh? 360 00:13:27,789 --> 00:13:28,914 Ow! 361 00:13:30,664 --> 00:13:33,914 To think, the last peanut butter winkies we'll ever taste 362 00:13:33,998 --> 00:13:36,623 are sitting inside this display barrel. 363 00:13:36,706 --> 00:13:39,873 Just chewing and spitting and--hang about. 364 00:13:39,956 --> 00:13:41,789 Stack and topple. Plan echo, go! 365 00:13:45,581 --> 00:13:47,956 ooh, and one to grow on. 366 00:13:48,039 --> 00:13:49,623 - Ringtail! - No! 367 00:13:52,914 --> 00:13:54,081 [retches] 368 00:13:54,164 --> 00:13:55,206 [all yelp] 369 00:13:55,289 --> 00:13:57,998 - [all growl] - [whimpers] 370 00:13:58,081 --> 00:13:59,873 You call this a snacky run? 371 00:13:59,956 --> 00:14:04,289 These winky cakes taste like a peanut vomited in my face. 372 00:14:04,373 --> 00:14:06,289 Then why did you eat all of them? 373 00:14:06,373 --> 00:14:09,081 Because, sometimes being the royalty 374 00:14:09,164 --> 00:14:11,706 means sacrificing for the peoples. 375 00:14:11,789 --> 00:14:16,248 Maurice, put me in the "noble tragedy" pose. 376 00:14:16,331 --> 00:14:19,164 No, the one that is noble and tragic. 377 00:14:19,248 --> 00:14:20,706 Sad arms. 378 00:14:20,789 --> 00:14:22,289 Sad! Arms! 379 00:14:22,373 --> 00:14:24,914 Ugh, I will do it myself, you lazy! 380 00:14:24,998 --> 00:14:27,998 [groans] 381 00:14:28,081 --> 00:14:29,706 I weep for you, my liege. 382 00:14:29,789 --> 00:14:31,998 [sobs] 383 00:14:32,081 --> 00:14:33,414 That's it, boys. 384 00:14:33,498 --> 00:14:35,914 Welcome to a world without winkies. 385 00:14:35,998 --> 00:14:37,623 A zero winky future. 386 00:14:37,706 --> 00:14:41,081 A winky-less pit of despair. 387 00:14:41,164 --> 00:14:42,456 Bye, winky. 388 00:14:42,539 --> 00:14:44,164 No, I refuse to give up 389 00:14:44,248 --> 00:14:45,581 as long as there's even one box 390 00:14:45,664 --> 00:14:47,914 of peanut butter winkies left in this world. 391 00:14:47,998 --> 00:14:50,414 Uh, I thought the point was that there wasn't. 392 00:14:50,498 --> 00:14:52,289 Not in stores, no. 393 00:14:52,373 --> 00:14:53,998 but I'll bet there is here. 394 00:14:54,081 --> 00:14:55,998 The Wally Winky factory in Yonkers. 395 00:14:56,081 --> 00:14:57,414 They haven't shut down yet. 396 00:14:57,498 --> 00:15:00,081 And I say we hit them for every box they've got 397 00:15:00,164 --> 00:15:02,248 and take the fight right down their ruddy throats. 398 00:15:02,331 --> 00:15:04,998 for the winkies! 399 00:15:05,081 --> 00:15:06,123 What? 400 00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:07,706 Then it really is true. 401 00:15:07,789 --> 00:15:11,164 You've got the drive, the steely grit, the flame in your belly. 402 00:15:11,248 --> 00:15:12,206 - [sneeze] - Aah! My face! 403 00:15:12,289 --> 00:15:14,289 - What? - Leadership, man. 404 00:15:14,373 --> 00:15:16,414 The next stage in your soldier's training. 405 00:15:16,498 --> 00:15:18,956 We're going into that factory, oh yes. 406 00:15:19,039 --> 00:15:21,123 And you are going to command the mission. 407 00:15:21,206 --> 00:15:22,456 My first command? 408 00:15:22,539 --> 00:15:24,206 You think I'm ready for that? 409 00:15:24,289 --> 00:15:25,664 Of course you are, right? 410 00:15:25,748 --> 00:15:27,373 I mean, you're not gonna crack on me, are you? 411 00:15:27,456 --> 00:15:31,456 Because if the pressure makes you cave like a spelunker, 412 00:15:31,539 --> 00:15:32,998 uh... Kowalski, help me out. 413 00:15:33,081 --> 00:15:35,581 We all die horribly while screaming our mother's names. 414 00:15:35,664 --> 00:15:38,039 Bingo, so don't do that. 415 00:15:38,123 --> 00:15:39,123 [whimpers] 416 00:15:39,206 --> 00:15:40,498 Eh, you'll do fine. 417 00:15:40,581 --> 00:15:42,998 Just ask yourself, "What would Skipper do?" 418 00:15:43,081 --> 00:15:44,498 Right. Ooh! 419 00:15:44,581 --> 00:15:46,539 Ooh, good start. 420 00:15:52,623 --> 00:15:55,581 Private, explain these random gesticulations. 421 00:15:55,664 --> 00:15:56,664 Isn't that what you always do? 422 00:15:56,748 --> 00:15:58,206 I make hand signals. 423 00:15:58,289 --> 00:15:59,706 They mean things. 424 00:15:59,789 --> 00:16:01,623 Really? Then what did mine mean? 425 00:16:03,873 --> 00:16:06,039 What? Are we canceling the hula girl decoys? 426 00:16:06,123 --> 00:16:09,039 ♪ Aloha o-- ♪ 427 00:16:09,123 --> 00:16:10,789 Aww, man. 428 00:16:10,873 --> 00:16:14,498 Okay, um, let's go inside. 429 00:16:15,789 --> 00:16:19,706 - Ow, wow. - Sweet dandy candy. 430 00:16:19,789 --> 00:16:20,664 There! 431 00:16:20,748 --> 00:16:22,248 The winkies production line! 432 00:16:22,331 --> 00:16:23,914 And it's official. 433 00:16:23,998 --> 00:16:26,539 the last batch of peanut butter winkies 434 00:16:26,623 --> 00:16:29,414 is rolling off for the shipping department. 435 00:16:29,498 --> 00:16:31,748 Fare the well, snack cakes. 436 00:16:31,831 --> 00:16:35,039 These old pipes will sing no more. 437 00:16:35,123 --> 00:16:38,498 This is Chuck Charles, and like the ninja, 438 00:16:38,581 --> 00:16:41,706 I vanish as suddenly as I appear. 439 00:16:43,081 --> 00:16:45,414 These microphones cost money, Chuck! 440 00:16:45,498 --> 00:16:48,414 I am the ninja! [martial arts cry] 441 00:16:48,498 --> 00:16:50,748 Eh, just smile and wave, private. 442 00:16:50,831 --> 00:16:55,831 It's only the last winkies ever going bye-bye forever! 443 00:16:55,914 --> 00:16:57,498 Like fiddlesticks they are. 444 00:16:57,581 --> 00:16:59,664 Kowalski, Skipper, winky box intercept. 445 00:16:59,748 --> 00:17:01,414 Wedge formation. both: Aye, sir. 446 00:17:01,498 --> 00:17:03,081 Rico, you and I will--hey? 447 00:17:03,164 --> 00:17:04,956 Ooh, ooh, meow-meows? 448 00:17:05,039 --> 00:17:08,623 Oh, um, sure, we can handle the winky operation with three. 449 00:17:08,706 --> 00:17:10,456 Yay! Meow-meows. 450 00:17:10,539 --> 00:17:12,039 Where's Rico? 451 00:17:12,123 --> 00:17:13,539 It's all right, I let him grab some of those 452 00:17:13,623 --> 00:17:15,831 sugar-coated marshmallow kitten treats instead. 453 00:17:15,914 --> 00:17:17,248 - Oh, that's--aah! - What? 454 00:17:17,331 --> 00:17:19,373 You let Rico have marshmeow-meows? 455 00:17:19,456 --> 00:17:21,373 So, that's not what you'd do then? 456 00:17:21,456 --> 00:17:22,331 [insane grunting] 457 00:17:22,414 --> 00:17:24,206 [cackles] 458 00:17:31,831 --> 00:17:34,414 More, more, more, more, more, more! 459 00:17:34,498 --> 00:17:36,123 He's gonna be hurt, what do we do? 460 00:17:36,206 --> 00:17:38,539 Oh, maybe we can all hug a rainbow 461 00:17:38,623 --> 00:17:41,956 and fly to Lunacorn land, guvnor. 462 00:17:42,039 --> 00:17:44,623 I'm just trying to give you the full "being Skipper" experience. 463 00:17:44,706 --> 00:17:48,123 Okay, um, save Rico, then winkies. Go! 464 00:17:48,206 --> 00:17:50,248 - [steam whistle blows] - More meow-meows! 465 00:17:50,331 --> 00:17:52,164 more meow-meows! 466 00:17:52,248 --> 00:17:55,164 [struggling grunts] 467 00:17:56,289 --> 00:17:57,914 Meow-meows. 468 00:17:57,998 --> 00:18:00,081 Kowalski, explain-y thing. 469 00:18:00,164 --> 00:18:03,039 He's gone marshmaloco. 470 00:18:05,498 --> 00:18:07,331 [alarm sounds] 471 00:18:07,414 --> 00:18:09,456 Then there go the winkies. 472 00:18:09,539 --> 00:18:11,831 Two minutes in and I've already fouled up everything. 473 00:18:11,914 --> 00:18:14,039 This isn't what Skipper would do at all. 474 00:18:14,123 --> 00:18:16,039 No, come on, you're over thinking it. 475 00:18:16,123 --> 00:18:18,748 Just get the mission done, man. 476 00:18:20,706 --> 00:18:22,831 Right. If the winkies are off to shipping, 477 00:18:22,914 --> 00:18:25,539 we can intercept them here, at the candy cranes. 478 00:18:25,623 --> 00:18:28,498 - And Rico? - Meow-meows! Meow-meows! 479 00:18:28,581 --> 00:18:29,664 Grab him, drag him, I don't care. 480 00:18:29,748 --> 00:18:31,331 We're in active winky pursuit. 481 00:18:31,414 --> 00:18:36,289 There's the fire. Hoo-hah! 482 00:18:36,373 --> 00:18:38,956 [industrial machinery hums] 483 00:18:42,039 --> 00:18:43,539 There! 484 00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:45,706 Engage winkies! [both grunt] 485 00:18:47,289 --> 00:18:49,164 [both grunt] 486 00:18:51,623 --> 00:18:53,289 - Com--come on. - Meow-meows! 487 00:18:54,456 --> 00:18:56,081 Meow-meows! 488 00:18:56,164 --> 00:18:57,581 Agh! 489 00:18:57,664 --> 00:18:59,623 [screams] 490 00:19:00,789 --> 00:19:02,081 - What? - Not my head! 491 00:19:02,164 --> 00:19:04,623 That's where my brain lives! [screams] 492 00:19:04,706 --> 00:19:06,789 Meow-meows! Meow-meows! 493 00:19:09,289 --> 00:19:10,706 [grumbles] Hang on. 494 00:19:10,789 --> 00:19:13,206 But the hanging is what makes it so owie! 495 00:19:13,289 --> 00:19:15,081 Owie! [screams] 496 00:19:15,164 --> 00:19:16,248 [bones crack] 497 00:19:17,289 --> 00:19:20,164 - Meow-meows! - [cracks spine] 498 00:19:22,248 --> 00:19:23,914 Meow-meows! Meow-meows! 499 00:19:23,998 --> 00:19:27,206 Shipping department, just past the marshmallow river. 500 00:19:27,289 --> 00:19:29,289 Winkies, we can still catch the winkies. 501 00:19:29,373 --> 00:19:30,456 [unintelligible muttering] 502 00:19:30,539 --> 00:19:32,748 Obsession past the point of reason. 503 00:19:32,831 --> 00:19:35,498 Now you're singing my tune, leader man. 504 00:19:35,581 --> 00:19:36,664 Meow-meows! 505 00:19:36,748 --> 00:19:38,748 - I'm not g--y--h-- - Hey, Kowalski. 506 00:19:38,831 --> 00:19:40,039 What? Agh! 507 00:19:40,123 --> 00:19:41,164 [laughs] 508 00:19:41,248 --> 00:19:43,914 Ooh, bad Rico! 509 00:19:43,998 --> 00:19:45,206 Ho ho, meow-meow. 510 00:19:45,289 --> 00:19:46,831 Ow! 511 00:19:48,623 --> 00:19:50,123 [both grunt] 512 00:19:50,206 --> 00:19:51,081 [screams] 513 00:19:51,164 --> 00:19:52,164 Oof! 514 00:19:54,664 --> 00:19:56,456 That's enough, Rico! 515 00:19:56,539 --> 00:19:57,914 This is a winkie retrieval mission. 516 00:19:57,998 --> 00:20:00,664 There will be no more marshmallow kittens! 517 00:20:00,748 --> 00:20:03,873 [confused moans] 518 00:20:06,206 --> 00:20:10,289 - [whimpers] - Meow-meow! 519 00:20:10,373 --> 00:20:11,456 [screams] 520 00:20:11,539 --> 00:20:12,914 Rico, no! 521 00:20:12,998 --> 00:20:14,373 [screams] Keep away from me. 522 00:20:14,456 --> 00:20:15,873 You've had enough of it already! 523 00:20:20,164 --> 00:20:21,456 Winkies! 524 00:20:21,539 --> 00:20:24,373 Well-lead, mission leader. 525 00:20:24,456 --> 00:20:28,123 - [grunts] - Ow! 526 00:20:28,206 --> 00:20:29,456 [screams] 527 00:20:29,539 --> 00:20:31,914 [alarm buzzes] 528 00:20:31,998 --> 00:20:33,498 Bernouli's principle. 529 00:20:33,581 --> 00:20:35,289 It's gonna blow! 530 00:20:35,373 --> 00:20:37,289 [both scream] 531 00:20:44,289 --> 00:20:45,873 No! 532 00:20:45,956 --> 00:20:47,289 [both scream] 533 00:20:47,373 --> 00:20:48,498 [whimpers] 534 00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:50,748 Well, it's the leader's paradox, private. 535 00:20:50,831 --> 00:20:52,414 The mission or the man? 536 00:20:52,498 --> 00:20:53,831 Now what would skip--ugh! 537 00:20:53,914 --> 00:20:54,998 Will you shut it? 538 00:20:55,081 --> 00:20:56,623 I just want winkies! 539 00:20:56,706 --> 00:20:57,914 Oof! 540 00:21:02,789 --> 00:21:03,914 Go, private! 541 00:21:03,998 --> 00:21:05,831 Push through this epic suck-storm! 542 00:21:05,914 --> 00:21:07,998 Nothing matters but the miss--oof! 543 00:21:08,081 --> 00:21:10,081 Oh, whoa! 544 00:21:10,164 --> 00:21:14,873 No! that was the last box of--winkies! 545 00:21:14,956 --> 00:21:16,998 Hey, private. Buddy. 546 00:21:17,081 --> 00:21:19,456 - What would skipper do? - Just get the mission done. 547 00:21:19,539 --> 00:21:21,164 Nothing matters but the mission. 548 00:21:21,248 --> 00:21:23,498 What? That doesn't sound like me at all. 549 00:21:23,581 --> 00:21:24,914 [screams] 550 00:21:24,998 --> 00:21:28,539 Yes! [crazy laugh] 551 00:21:28,623 --> 00:21:30,748 What? 552 00:21:30,831 --> 00:21:32,831 Don't you give me that look, winky man. 553 00:21:32,914 --> 00:21:34,206 I earned this! 554 00:21:34,289 --> 00:21:36,289 I earned this! 555 00:21:39,748 --> 00:21:41,206 I've betrayed all my friends. 556 00:21:41,289 --> 00:21:42,456 And for what? 557 00:21:42,539 --> 00:21:44,039 Bits of moist, chocolate-drizzled cake 558 00:21:44,123 --> 00:21:46,373 rolled around the creamed essence of select... 559 00:21:46,456 --> 00:21:48,039 Georgia peanuts. 560 00:21:48,123 --> 00:21:50,498 [gasps] I'm not a skipper at all. 561 00:21:50,581 --> 00:21:52,206 I'm a Rico! 562 00:21:52,289 --> 00:21:55,456 Rico don't talk to imaginary candy wrapper people. 563 00:21:55,539 --> 00:21:57,206 [yelps] What have I done? 564 00:21:57,289 --> 00:21:58,206 Hang on, Skipper. 565 00:21:58,289 --> 00:21:59,206 I'm coming! 566 00:21:59,289 --> 00:22:01,164 [screams] 567 00:22:03,706 --> 00:22:05,498 Skipper, I'm so sorry. 568 00:22:05,581 --> 00:22:06,914 It's all right, private, 569 00:22:06,998 --> 00:22:08,706 as long as you learned your lesson. 570 00:22:08,789 --> 00:22:10,373 Yes, yes, Skipper. 571 00:22:10,456 --> 00:22:13,164 I'll never put snack cakes in front of my friends again. 572 00:22:13,248 --> 00:22:16,664 Wrong! the lesson is leadership is my job. 573 00:22:16,748 --> 00:22:19,998 You just stick to the cuteness and hackneyed British slang. 574 00:22:20,081 --> 00:22:20,956 [British accent] Okay, Guvnor? 575 00:22:21,039 --> 00:22:22,206 Right, Skipper. 576 00:22:22,289 --> 00:22:24,039 I'm a jolly pip, I am. [chuckles] 577 00:22:24,123 --> 00:22:25,289 [screams] Ooh! 578 00:22:25,373 --> 00:22:27,373 Oh, my belly. 579 00:22:27,456 --> 00:22:30,164 Aw, tummyache, soldier? 580 00:22:30,248 --> 00:22:32,914 Then I guess you've learned not to eat so much candy in one-- 581 00:22:32,998 --> 00:22:36,164 [dry heaves] 582 00:22:39,498 --> 00:22:40,956 Aah! 583 00:22:42,164 --> 00:22:44,539 [whispers] The things I have seen. 584 00:22:44,623 --> 00:22:47,581 Oh, bad meow-meow.