1 00:00:04,331 --> 00:00:08,373 And now, DreamWorks' "The Penguins of Madagascar." 2 00:00:08,456 --> 00:00:09,914 [bell chimes] 3 00:00:09,998 --> 00:00:13,081 [brassy detective music] 4 00:00:13,164 --> 00:00:20,081 ♪ ♪ 5 00:00:28,914 --> 00:00:30,831 Hit it! ♪ Hey-oh, yah, hah ♪ 6 00:00:30,914 --> 00:00:32,914 ♪ Oh, hey-oh ♪ Yeah. 7 00:00:32,998 --> 00:00:35,748 ♪ Hey-oh Yeah, oh-hey-oh ♪ 8 00:00:42,664 --> 00:00:43,914 [camera shutter clicks] 9 00:00:43,998 --> 00:00:46,206 Cute and cuddly, boys. 10 00:00:49,664 --> 00:00:52,581 [dramatic music] 11 00:00:52,664 --> 00:00:58,789 ♪ ♪ 12 00:01:00,664 --> 00:01:03,539 [sneaky music] 13 00:01:03,623 --> 00:01:08,456 ♪ ♪ 14 00:01:08,539 --> 00:01:10,373 [clang] 15 00:01:10,456 --> 00:01:12,664 Hey, you wanna try and be inconspicuous, 16 00:01:12,748 --> 00:01:13,998 - and whatnot? - Why? 17 00:01:14,081 --> 00:01:15,581 I'm a gorilla, huh? 18 00:01:17,498 --> 00:01:18,664 Aha! 19 00:01:18,748 --> 00:01:21,206 Late night sneak-out with a large sack. 20 00:01:21,289 --> 00:01:24,164 - Mighty suspicious, primates. - What, this? 21 00:01:24,248 --> 00:01:26,664 We need it for playing gabagool-go. 22 00:01:26,748 --> 00:01:28,789 Perhaps it's a regional game 23 00:01:28,873 --> 00:01:29,873 - specific to-- - Gabagool! 24 00:01:29,956 --> 00:01:31,748 Go! 25 00:01:31,831 --> 00:01:33,164 So it's a rough game. 26 00:01:33,248 --> 00:01:36,248 - Well, two can play-- - [laughs dopily] 27 00:01:36,331 --> 00:01:37,998 Just get the gorillas. 28 00:01:41,539 --> 00:01:43,539 [clucking] 29 00:01:43,623 --> 00:01:45,831 both: [laugh dopily] 30 00:01:45,914 --> 00:01:47,456 [Kung Fu yelps] 31 00:01:47,539 --> 00:01:49,539 What, you think we're gonna be scared of a little-- 32 00:01:49,623 --> 00:01:51,081 [retches] Oh, nah, nah. 33 00:01:51,164 --> 00:01:52,789 Don't hurt the banana. 34 00:01:52,873 --> 00:01:53,998 Are you all right, miss? 35 00:01:54,081 --> 00:01:55,706 [clucks] 36 00:01:55,789 --> 00:01:58,539 What have you simian sickos done to this chicken? 37 00:01:58,623 --> 00:01:59,748 We didn't do nothing. 38 00:01:59,831 --> 00:02:01,539 The blue hen just don't talk. 39 00:02:01,623 --> 00:02:03,581 Part of her psychic chicken mystique. 40 00:02:03,664 --> 00:02:04,664 [grunts] 41 00:02:04,748 --> 00:02:06,664 Psychic chicken? 42 00:02:06,748 --> 00:02:10,039 You didn't hear nothing. 43 00:02:10,123 --> 00:02:12,539 Well, you better say something, 44 00:02:12,623 --> 00:02:15,164 or Rico starts mashing his own baby food. 45 00:02:15,248 --> 00:02:17,873 Baby banana! [both protesting] 46 00:02:17,956 --> 00:02:19,539 Okay. What we got here 47 00:02:19,623 --> 00:02:22,831 is a genuine psychic winner-pickin' chicken. 48 00:02:22,914 --> 00:02:24,289 Observe and such. 49 00:02:24,373 --> 00:02:26,123 In tomorrow's minor-league action, 50 00:02:26,206 --> 00:02:27,289 the Brooklyn Buccaneers 51 00:02:27,373 --> 00:02:29,748 play the Long Island Lady Lumberjacks. 52 00:02:29,831 --> 00:02:31,539 Whichever bowl the blue hen pecks-- 53 00:02:31,623 --> 00:02:33,623 bada-bam, lay your bets. 54 00:02:33,706 --> 00:02:36,248 - Ooh. - Preposterous. 55 00:02:36,331 --> 00:02:39,789 Psychic powers are pure pseudoscience bunk. 56 00:02:39,873 --> 00:02:42,623 Just because some chicken makes a few lucky guesses-- 57 00:02:42,706 --> 00:02:46,206 Whoa, whoa, more like 122 straight lucky guesses 58 00:02:46,289 --> 00:02:49,456 across every major sport, baseball, football, 59 00:02:49,539 --> 00:02:52,123 - Norwegian toilet tossing. - Hey, yo. 60 00:02:52,206 --> 00:02:53,914 Blue hen ain't missed a pick yet. 61 00:02:53,998 --> 00:02:56,998 [clucks loudly] 62 00:02:57,081 --> 00:02:59,331 - Thanks, psychic chicken. - [makes chicken sounds] 63 00:02:59,414 --> 00:03:01,581 Psychic chicken. Can you imagine-- 64 00:03:01,664 --> 00:03:03,123 - Mm. - Um, Skipper... 65 00:03:03,206 --> 00:03:04,289 surely you're not-- 66 00:03:04,373 --> 00:03:06,331 I'd given up on the psy-ops program. 67 00:03:06,414 --> 00:03:07,998 Was that where we tried to teach Rico 68 00:03:08,081 --> 00:03:09,706 how to shove things with his mind? 69 00:03:09,789 --> 00:03:12,831 [straining grunts] 70 00:03:12,914 --> 00:03:14,081 - Ah, whatever. - Oof! 71 00:03:14,164 --> 00:03:16,623 But with a real psychic on board-- 72 00:03:16,706 --> 00:03:20,123 There is no such thing as a real psychic. 73 00:03:20,206 --> 00:03:22,956 Skipper, I'm a man of sound scientific principals. 74 00:03:23,039 --> 00:03:24,164 You dropped your shrink ray. 75 00:03:24,248 --> 00:03:25,414 Just put it by the love-u-lazer 76 00:03:25,498 --> 00:03:27,289 and the watch that stops time. 77 00:03:27,373 --> 00:03:30,289 Supernatural psychic mumbo jumbo is a personal insult 78 00:03:30,373 --> 00:03:32,456 to everything I stand for. 79 00:03:32,539 --> 00:03:33,831 Yeah, great. 80 00:03:33,914 --> 00:03:36,331 Do you think she can predict anything besides sports? 81 00:03:36,414 --> 00:03:39,039 Oh, well, let's just find out, hmm? 82 00:03:40,498 --> 00:03:44,456 All right, blue hen, which one's the jack of clubs? 83 00:03:44,539 --> 00:03:46,414 [clucks] 84 00:03:47,748 --> 00:03:48,914 - Wow. - Impressive. 85 00:03:48,998 --> 00:03:51,664 Come on. Anyone can beat 50/50 odds. 86 00:03:51,748 --> 00:03:54,873 Try finding the ace of spades in this mess. 87 00:03:54,956 --> 00:03:58,373 [clucks] 88 00:03:58,456 --> 00:04:01,748 Ha! Nothing but a two-bit sideshow. 89 00:04:02,914 --> 00:04:04,498 - Whoa. - That was amazing. 90 00:04:06,248 --> 00:04:07,498 Who's the psychic chicken? 91 00:04:07,581 --> 00:04:09,331 Aah! Outrage! 92 00:04:09,414 --> 00:04:11,664 Oh, the scream to action. 93 00:04:11,748 --> 00:04:15,206 Ready for psychic duty, mental hen? 94 00:04:15,289 --> 00:04:20,081 No such thing as psychic powers. 95 00:04:22,248 --> 00:04:25,873 [angry cluck] 96 00:04:25,956 --> 00:04:28,706 Did anybody else just see that? 97 00:04:28,789 --> 00:04:31,831 I demand to know who painted this swirly-cued defacement 98 00:04:31,914 --> 00:04:33,289 of the king's lips. 99 00:04:33,373 --> 00:04:35,706 You don't know who drew on your own face? 100 00:04:35,789 --> 00:04:37,789 I was having a royal nap when it happened. 101 00:04:37,873 --> 00:04:40,081 But the way my eyeballs are seeing things, 102 00:04:40,164 --> 00:04:42,498 there are only two possible face painters. 103 00:04:42,581 --> 00:04:44,248 They are standing right there. 104 00:04:44,331 --> 00:04:46,748 I like moustaches. 105 00:04:46,831 --> 00:04:49,289 Oh, but today, I do not. 106 00:04:49,373 --> 00:04:51,164 Rico, deploy psychic operative. 107 00:04:53,539 --> 00:04:55,956 All you, baby. 108 00:04:56,039 --> 00:04:58,373 [clucks] 109 00:04:58,456 --> 00:04:59,873 Neither one? Then who? 110 00:04:59,956 --> 00:05:02,081 Skipper, look. 111 00:05:02,164 --> 00:05:03,748 [laughs] What? 112 00:05:03,831 --> 00:05:06,081 That is the outragiest, most stupidy thing 113 00:05:06,164 --> 00:05:07,748 I have ever--it's true! 114 00:05:07,831 --> 00:05:09,248 [sobs] 115 00:05:09,331 --> 00:05:14,831 I thought it would make me look like a French superhero. 116 00:05:14,914 --> 00:05:16,039 How did she know? 117 00:05:16,123 --> 00:05:18,331 - Psychic chicken. - Or is she? 118 00:05:18,414 --> 00:05:21,248 Any moron can pick from a given set of options. 119 00:05:21,331 --> 00:05:22,414 Isn't that what you do? 120 00:05:22,498 --> 00:05:24,914 I do it with science! 121 00:05:24,998 --> 00:05:26,831 But now, a tougher test. 122 00:05:26,914 --> 00:05:30,164 Somewhere in this zoo, I've placed a single red crayon. 123 00:05:30,248 --> 00:05:31,414 Only I know its hiding-- 124 00:05:31,498 --> 00:05:35,248 - [squawks] - [screams] 125 00:05:35,331 --> 00:05:36,914 Do you think he's all right, Skipper? 126 00:05:36,998 --> 00:05:38,581 What am I, a mind reader? 127 00:05:38,664 --> 00:05:41,456 So another big game this weekend 128 00:05:41,539 --> 00:05:44,123 for the Lady Lumberjacks, hmm? 129 00:05:44,206 --> 00:05:46,373 Who's the blue hen like in that one? 130 00:05:47,789 --> 00:05:50,706 [clucks] 131 00:05:52,164 --> 00:05:53,414 [squawks] 132 00:05:53,498 --> 00:05:55,789 Smile, you clucking con artist. 133 00:05:55,873 --> 00:05:58,123 You're about to be all over the internet. 134 00:05:58,206 --> 00:05:59,956 - [squawks] - Pfft. 135 00:06:00,039 --> 00:06:03,206 Some psychic. You have fallen right into my trap. 136 00:06:03,289 --> 00:06:05,289 Yo, I'm feeling kind of used here. 137 00:06:05,373 --> 00:06:06,748 Now people around the globe 138 00:06:06,831 --> 00:06:09,123 will see your phony psychic act. 139 00:06:09,206 --> 00:06:11,373 You may have stumped me, but somewhere, 140 00:06:11,456 --> 00:06:14,456 somebody's going to spot the gimmick to your game. 141 00:06:14,539 --> 00:06:17,623 You can't fool an entire planet, baby. 142 00:06:17,706 --> 00:06:19,748 Can you? [laughs maniacally] 143 00:06:19,831 --> 00:06:23,414 It's the viral video that's sweeping the internet, 144 00:06:23,498 --> 00:06:26,123 the psychic sports-pickin' chicken. 145 00:06:26,206 --> 00:06:28,123 - Whoo-hoo! - All right! 146 00:06:28,206 --> 00:06:29,998 I love that chicken! 147 00:06:30,081 --> 00:06:32,664 - I hate this planet. - Blast! 148 00:06:32,748 --> 00:06:35,664 Our psychic secret weapon's gone public, boys. 149 00:06:35,748 --> 00:06:40,456 No such thing as psychic powers! 150 00:06:40,539 --> 00:06:42,789 Huh? 151 00:06:42,873 --> 00:06:47,623 Notebooks... filled with sports data, probability generators, 152 00:06:47,706 --> 00:06:50,331 psychological dossiers on every animal in the zoo. 153 00:06:50,414 --> 00:06:52,039 De-nerd and repeat. 154 00:06:52,123 --> 00:06:54,331 This is the proof, Skipper. 155 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:55,873 Everything the blue hen predicted 156 00:06:55,956 --> 00:06:58,581 was the result of flawless study and logic. 157 00:06:58,664 --> 00:07:00,206 She's no psychic, 158 00:07:00,289 --> 00:07:01,706 she's just 20 times smarter 159 00:07:01,789 --> 00:07:03,539 than all the rest of us combined. 160 00:07:03,623 --> 00:07:05,998 Wait, that's much more disturbing. 161 00:07:06,081 --> 00:07:08,081 Isn't it? 162 00:07:08,164 --> 00:07:10,081 - Gee! - Hey! 163 00:07:10,164 --> 00:07:11,873 - [babbles] - What, what, what, what? 164 00:07:11,956 --> 00:07:13,706 - You can talk? - Wow. 165 00:07:13,789 --> 00:07:16,206 Are you sure you're not the genius? 166 00:07:16,289 --> 00:07:18,206 Sarcasm doesn't make one look smarter. 167 00:07:18,289 --> 00:07:21,248 - It doesn't? - Well, maybe a little. 168 00:07:21,331 --> 00:07:22,914 Pardon the dumb clucking act. 169 00:07:22,998 --> 00:07:25,873 I find it really sells the imbecile psychic angle. 170 00:07:25,956 --> 00:07:27,373 Who are you? 171 00:07:27,456 --> 00:07:30,581 Oh, could you not encourage the origin speech? 172 00:07:30,664 --> 00:07:33,873 Born on a humble Delaware farm, 173 00:07:33,956 --> 00:07:38,373 I soon discovered I had a gift for analysis and manipulation. 174 00:07:38,456 --> 00:07:39,831 [sheep bleats] 175 00:07:39,914 --> 00:07:42,456 I conned my way onto the county fair circuit, 176 00:07:42,539 --> 00:07:44,748 then straight to the children's zoo. 177 00:07:44,831 --> 00:07:46,373 From here, it was a simple matter 178 00:07:46,456 --> 00:07:48,706 of goading some jealous subgenius 179 00:07:48,789 --> 00:07:50,414 into putting me on the internet. 180 00:07:50,498 --> 00:07:52,706 Why would you want to be exposed on the internet? 181 00:07:52,789 --> 00:07:54,498 Why would you call me a subgenius? 182 00:07:54,581 --> 00:07:57,539 I've just been informed that action news 183 00:07:57,623 --> 00:08:00,414 is in negotiations to buy the psychic chicken 184 00:08:00,498 --> 00:08:03,664 for a new segment, "Sports Before They Happen." 185 00:08:03,748 --> 00:08:05,414 I want a suitcase of small bills, 186 00:08:05,498 --> 00:08:08,081 my own reality series, and five minutes alone 187 00:08:08,164 --> 00:08:10,248 with sportscaster Scooter Alvarez. 188 00:08:10,331 --> 00:08:12,039 [growls] 189 00:08:12,123 --> 00:08:14,623 Today I become a local TV star. 190 00:08:14,706 --> 00:08:16,831 Soon I will control the news media 191 00:08:16,914 --> 00:08:19,164 of America's largest metropolitan area. 192 00:08:19,248 --> 00:08:21,623 And then it's on to the White House. 193 00:08:21,706 --> 00:08:24,623 - [squawks] - A chicken president. 194 00:08:24,706 --> 00:08:26,956 Can you imagine Barnyard Jane 195 00:08:27,039 --> 00:08:29,248 with her finger on the doomsday button? 196 00:08:29,331 --> 00:08:32,331 - [phone rings] - [unintelligible shouts] 197 00:08:33,539 --> 00:08:36,248 - [alarm sounds] - [squawks] 198 00:08:36,331 --> 00:08:38,748 Initiate end of the world. 199 00:08:38,831 --> 00:08:40,331 Is that really likely to happen? 200 00:08:40,414 --> 00:08:42,498 Not on my watch. 201 00:08:42,581 --> 00:08:43,914 - Hiyah! - Argh! 202 00:08:43,998 --> 00:08:46,123 - Aah! - Ack! Ow! 203 00:08:46,206 --> 00:08:50,289 Please. I've spent months analyzing every one of you. 204 00:08:50,373 --> 00:08:51,998 I know you better than you know yourselves. 205 00:08:52,081 --> 00:08:53,873 blue hen and Skipper: That's ridiculous. 206 00:08:53,956 --> 00:08:55,123 Private and blue hen: You don't know me. 207 00:08:55,206 --> 00:08:57,706 [blue hen and Rico babble nonsense] 208 00:08:57,789 --> 00:08:59,248 blue hen and Kowalski: Dainty melon baller ding-dong. 209 00:08:59,331 --> 00:09:00,539 [groans] 210 00:09:00,623 --> 00:09:03,914 And now, my public awaits. 211 00:09:03,998 --> 00:09:05,164 Kowalski... 212 00:09:05,248 --> 00:09:06,956 are you gonna let some cock-a-doodle dame 213 00:09:07,039 --> 00:09:08,414 show you up like that? 214 00:09:08,498 --> 00:09:10,873 I can't outgenius her, Skipper. 215 00:09:10,956 --> 00:09:14,331 She wields the awesome might of rational prediction. 216 00:09:14,414 --> 00:09:16,206 Then hit her with something irrational, 217 00:09:16,289 --> 00:09:17,456 like a fist. 218 00:09:17,539 --> 00:09:19,914 There's no logic to those babies. 219 00:09:19,998 --> 00:09:24,706 No, this requires the most irrational weapon of all. 220 00:09:27,039 --> 00:09:29,206 Is he gonna finish that sentence, then? 221 00:09:29,289 --> 00:09:32,039 It's a "Live at Five" exclusive. 222 00:09:32,123 --> 00:09:35,081 In moments, heavyweight champ neckless Jim Torso 223 00:09:35,164 --> 00:09:38,373 takes on lightweight challenger Slim Ruffles 224 00:09:38,456 --> 00:09:40,706 in the boxing match of the decade. 225 00:09:40,789 --> 00:09:42,831 But why wait when a psychic chicken 226 00:09:42,914 --> 00:09:44,831 can tell us the winner right now? 227 00:09:44,914 --> 00:09:48,331 Child's play. Neckless Jim in the first. 228 00:09:48,414 --> 00:09:49,873 - [upbeat music plays] - Hmm? 229 00:09:49,956 --> 00:09:50,956 What the-- 230 00:09:51,039 --> 00:09:53,623 ♪ ♪ 231 00:09:53,706 --> 00:09:56,498 This one goes out to all the fine chicken ladies. 232 00:09:56,581 --> 00:09:57,748 Kowalski, what? 233 00:09:57,831 --> 00:09:58,873 ♪ Put down that chicken feed ♪ 234 00:09:58,956 --> 00:10:01,873 ♪ 'Cause I got what you need ♪ 235 00:10:01,956 --> 00:10:03,331 ♪ The Kowalski ♪ 236 00:10:03,414 --> 00:10:05,623 Uh, what are you doing? 237 00:10:05,706 --> 00:10:08,748 Somehow I always knew he'd go out like this. 238 00:10:08,831 --> 00:10:11,456 Rico, put the man out of his misery. 239 00:10:12,456 --> 00:10:14,539 No, Skipper, this is it. 240 00:10:14,623 --> 00:10:17,373 The most irrational weapon of all... 241 00:10:17,456 --> 00:10:20,206 - l'amour. - That--that's idiotic. 242 00:10:20,289 --> 00:10:22,414 Tell it to the swagger end, baby. 243 00:10:22,498 --> 00:10:24,831 ♪ Darlin' I'ma start a scandal ♪ 244 00:10:24,914 --> 00:10:27,039 ♪ 'Cause you know that you can't handle ♪ 245 00:10:27,123 --> 00:10:29,414 ♪ The Kowalski ♪ 246 00:10:29,498 --> 00:10:31,623 No, I am above this. 247 00:10:31,706 --> 00:10:33,998 The brain is stronger than desire. 248 00:10:34,081 --> 00:10:37,414 ♪ Ain't nothing stronger than desire ♪ 249 00:10:37,498 --> 00:10:39,789 ♪ Cerebral poultry sista ♪ 250 00:10:39,873 --> 00:10:42,289 ♪ I'll put you on my sultry list-a ♪ 251 00:10:42,373 --> 00:10:44,206 ♪ The Kowalski ♪ 252 00:10:44,289 --> 00:10:46,456 ♪ Mm, sing it with me now ♪ 253 00:10:46,539 --> 00:10:48,206 - Oof! - Gotcha! 254 00:10:48,289 --> 00:10:50,331 [squawks] Ha, ha! 255 00:10:50,414 --> 00:10:52,331 Did you really think a few hip shakes 256 00:10:52,414 --> 00:10:54,081 - could stop me? - No... 257 00:10:54,164 --> 00:10:56,414 I just hoped it would distract you long enough 258 00:10:56,498 --> 00:10:58,081 for Rico to switch bowls. 259 00:10:58,164 --> 00:11:01,164 - Yoo-hoo, sucker. - You picked Slim. 260 00:11:01,248 --> 00:11:03,373 [gasps] No! 261 00:11:03,456 --> 00:11:05,456 And the chicken likes the upset. 262 00:11:05,539 --> 00:11:08,789 We'll see if--wait, I-- I'm being informed 263 00:11:08,873 --> 00:11:12,248 that, as expected, neckless Jim Torso has won 264 00:11:12,331 --> 00:11:14,081 in a first-round knockout. all: Aww. 265 00:11:14,164 --> 00:11:15,664 - Hey, wait a minute. - But the chicken said-- 266 00:11:15,748 --> 00:11:17,873 It appears our so-called psychic 267 00:11:17,956 --> 00:11:20,748 was just a chicken with "dumb cluck." 268 00:11:20,831 --> 00:11:22,039 [laughs] 269 00:11:22,123 --> 00:11:24,373 Wait, tell Scooter he can still call me. 270 00:11:24,456 --> 00:11:26,206 - Yes! - Yay! 271 00:11:26,289 --> 00:11:28,498 - [angry cluck] - Uh... 272 00:11:28,581 --> 00:11:30,789 no hard feelings? 273 00:11:30,873 --> 00:11:32,706 You've meddled with mental powers 274 00:11:32,789 --> 00:11:35,623 you can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski. 275 00:11:35,706 --> 00:11:38,456 My wrath will be fierce! 276 00:11:38,539 --> 00:11:42,456 But, by golly, you're one saucy dancer. 277 00:11:42,539 --> 00:11:44,123 - Oh, you like-- - [smooches] 278 00:11:44,206 --> 00:11:45,623 [grunts] 279 00:11:45,706 --> 00:11:48,081 - Aw! - Ooh! 280 00:11:49,748 --> 00:11:52,623 [mysterious music] 281 00:11:52,706 --> 00:11:58,873 ♪ ♪ 282 00:12:01,539 --> 00:12:03,123 Bon appetit. 283 00:12:05,581 --> 00:12:07,039 Bon appetit. 284 00:12:08,706 --> 00:12:11,331 [sighs] 285 00:12:11,414 --> 00:12:13,623 Bon appe--what? 286 00:12:13,706 --> 00:12:16,581 Huh, could've sworn we had chameleons. 287 00:12:16,664 --> 00:12:19,039 Ah, who can keep track? 288 00:12:19,123 --> 00:12:21,706 How does that woman keep her job? 289 00:12:21,789 --> 00:12:22,998 We've got to do something. 290 00:12:23,081 --> 00:12:24,539 The chameleons will starve. 291 00:12:24,623 --> 00:12:26,456 All we gotta do is raid the food shed 292 00:12:26,539 --> 00:12:27,748 and grab some lizard chow. 293 00:12:27,831 --> 00:12:28,831 That's easy peasy. 294 00:12:28,914 --> 00:12:31,289 Huh... well, that's new. 295 00:12:31,373 --> 00:12:33,123 A thumbprint I.D. pad. 296 00:12:33,206 --> 00:12:36,539 Evidently Alice has noticed our previous pantry raids. 297 00:12:36,623 --> 00:12:38,039 No regrets. 298 00:12:38,123 --> 00:12:40,289 Good news... this is yet another chance 299 00:12:40,373 --> 00:12:42,831 to use my new smartphone. 300 00:12:42,914 --> 00:12:44,748 Ooh, nice weather in Miami this week. 301 00:12:44,831 --> 00:12:46,331 - Kowalski. - Uh, right. 302 00:12:46,414 --> 00:12:47,664 I can hack into the network, 303 00:12:47,748 --> 00:12:49,914 and get the pad to take any old thumbprint. 304 00:12:49,998 --> 00:12:51,456 - But-- - We'll still need... 305 00:12:51,539 --> 00:12:52,706 any old thumb. 306 00:12:52,789 --> 00:12:54,123 That might be a problem. 307 00:12:54,206 --> 00:12:55,414 Not to worry. 308 00:12:55,498 --> 00:12:57,498 I know a certain pair of thumbed primates 309 00:12:57,581 --> 00:12:58,998 who just love to help. 310 00:12:59,081 --> 00:13:01,873 Sorry, chaps. Tickets to Figaro. 311 00:13:01,956 --> 00:13:05,123 Uh, okay, well, uh... 312 00:13:05,206 --> 00:13:07,414 I know another pair of thumbed primates. 313 00:13:08,914 --> 00:13:11,206 [grunts, sniffs] 314 00:13:11,289 --> 00:13:12,998 - Ooh. - Okay... 315 00:13:13,081 --> 00:13:14,873 thumbs down on those. 316 00:13:14,956 --> 00:13:17,539 Looks like we're at the digits of last resort. 317 00:13:17,623 --> 00:13:20,039 No, no. You cannot have Maurice... 318 00:13:20,123 --> 00:13:21,956 or his thumbs. Now shoo. 319 00:13:22,039 --> 00:13:24,248 Shoo, you stinky flightless birds. 320 00:13:24,331 --> 00:13:26,873 Yeah, sorry, guys, but the king needs me around. 321 00:13:26,956 --> 00:13:29,664 Uh, uh, uh, wait. What is this you're saying? 322 00:13:29,748 --> 00:13:31,123 Uh, you--you need me. 323 00:13:31,206 --> 00:13:32,748 You--you--you're helpless without me. 324 00:13:32,831 --> 00:13:35,456 I need you? [laughs] 325 00:13:35,539 --> 00:13:38,373 I am king, and thusly, I am needing of nothing. 326 00:13:38,456 --> 00:13:41,206 It is you, Maurice, who are needing of me. 327 00:13:41,289 --> 00:13:44,081 Uh-huh. So you don't mind if I go. 328 00:13:44,164 --> 00:13:46,331 I am insisting on it. Right on top of it. 329 00:13:46,414 --> 00:13:47,706 All over that. 330 00:13:47,789 --> 00:13:49,873 I am covering it with insisting. 331 00:13:49,956 --> 00:13:52,831 Perfect. Move out. 332 00:13:52,914 --> 00:13:54,539 Humph, I will show Maurice 333 00:13:54,623 --> 00:13:56,706 just how self-sufficient I can be. 334 00:13:56,789 --> 00:13:58,581 Mort, make my hand do the bye-bye wave. 335 00:13:58,664 --> 00:13:59,748 [whines] 336 00:13:59,831 --> 00:14:01,123 See, Maurice? 337 00:14:01,206 --> 00:14:04,081 I asked Mort to do this all by myself. 338 00:14:04,164 --> 00:14:05,164 [chuckles] 339 00:14:05,248 --> 00:14:08,498 Network hacked. I am so "leet." 340 00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:09,748 [snorts] 341 00:14:09,831 --> 00:14:12,414 Now, Maurice, your thumb, if you please. 342 00:14:14,706 --> 00:14:17,331 Thumbprint confirmed. 343 00:14:17,414 --> 00:14:20,248 Beautiful job, lemur. You are dismissed. 344 00:14:20,331 --> 00:14:22,331 That's it? Well--well, come on. 345 00:14:22,414 --> 00:14:24,289 Don't send me back to King Julien just yet. 346 00:14:24,373 --> 00:14:27,623 - I'm just getting started. - Got the chameleon food-- 347 00:14:27,706 --> 00:14:29,873 [gasps] Alice! 348 00:14:29,956 --> 00:14:32,414 - We need a distraction ASAP. - On it. 349 00:14:32,498 --> 00:14:33,914 - What are you doing? - Sending a text. 350 00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:35,789 You can read and write? 351 00:14:35,873 --> 00:14:37,789 Nah, I just like pushing the buttons. 352 00:14:37,873 --> 00:14:40,456 [phone beeps] 353 00:14:40,539 --> 00:14:41,956 What's that mean? 354 00:14:45,664 --> 00:14:47,456 Guys, this was a kick and a half. 355 00:14:47,539 --> 00:14:50,123 I can't remember the last time I felt so alive. 356 00:14:50,206 --> 00:14:52,123 Maurice, you're a good egg. 357 00:14:52,206 --> 00:14:53,831 You kept a cool head under fire. 358 00:14:53,914 --> 00:14:55,456 And you've also got thumbs. 359 00:14:55,539 --> 00:14:57,123 Skipper, he's got thumbs! 360 00:14:57,206 --> 00:14:58,914 Yeah, I believe we've adequately covered that, 361 00:14:58,998 --> 00:15:01,123 - Kowalski. - But don't you see? 362 00:15:01,206 --> 00:15:02,914 With his thumbs, we can finally 363 00:15:02,998 --> 00:15:05,289 get into the secret government weapons lab. 364 00:15:05,373 --> 00:15:07,956 Is--is--is that a government lab that is secret 365 00:15:08,039 --> 00:15:09,748 or the lab of a secret government? 366 00:15:09,831 --> 00:15:11,748 Well, it's a bit of both actually. 367 00:15:11,831 --> 00:15:12,998 But it's chock-full 368 00:15:13,081 --> 00:15:14,998 of delicious devices of destruction. 369 00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:16,331 We're going on a shopping spree! 370 00:15:16,414 --> 00:15:18,123 We're going on a shopping spree! 371 00:15:18,206 --> 00:15:19,873 Yes, but let's wait till Thursday night. 372 00:15:19,956 --> 00:15:21,373 That's when they restock the shelves. 373 00:15:21,456 --> 00:15:22,706 Maurice, you in? 374 00:15:22,789 --> 00:15:24,664 - Ooh, that'd be a gas. - [crashing sounds] 375 00:15:24,748 --> 00:15:27,831 - Aah! - Too bad I gotta go. 376 00:15:27,914 --> 00:15:29,748 I was gone for, like, 15 minutes. 377 00:15:29,831 --> 00:15:31,164 What did you do? 378 00:15:31,248 --> 00:15:35,831 Oh, you know, just... made some smoothies. 379 00:15:35,914 --> 00:15:37,081 This is just sad. 380 00:15:37,164 --> 00:15:40,123 Oh, no, I--I, uh, I redecorated. 381 00:15:40,206 --> 00:15:42,289 - You like it? - You were not redecorating. 382 00:15:42,373 --> 00:15:43,664 Mort's got a blender on his head. 383 00:15:43,748 --> 00:15:45,123 Aah! 384 00:15:45,206 --> 00:15:48,206 No, no, Mort's playing spaceonaut. 385 00:15:48,289 --> 00:15:50,289 What an imagination on that guy, right? 386 00:15:50,373 --> 00:15:52,831 Ground control to major Mort. 387 00:15:52,914 --> 00:15:55,748 You are a go for extra imagination time. 388 00:15:55,831 --> 00:15:58,414 [whimpers] 389 00:15:58,498 --> 00:15:59,873 So you're saying you did all this intentionally? 390 00:15:59,956 --> 00:16:01,123 Uh-huh. 391 00:16:01,206 --> 00:16:02,039 You're saying you like it this way. 392 00:16:02,123 --> 00:16:03,831 - Yepper. - So... 393 00:16:03,914 --> 00:16:05,373 I don't have to clean it up then, right? 394 00:16:05,456 --> 00:16:08,414 Ri--uh, oh, well, now I-- 395 00:16:08,498 --> 00:16:10,998 No, no, I think that's exactly what you're saying. 396 00:16:11,081 --> 00:16:12,623 You got this, right? 397 00:16:12,706 --> 00:16:13,998 - Well, yes, I-- - Right. 398 00:16:14,081 --> 00:16:15,664 So it's totally cool if I go hang 399 00:16:15,748 --> 00:16:17,581 with the penguins then, right? 400 00:16:17,664 --> 00:16:19,831 I have to say yes, or I look like a stooge, right? 401 00:16:19,914 --> 00:16:21,956 If you need me, just whistle. 402 00:16:22,039 --> 00:16:24,206 Ooh, not that you'll need me, right? 403 00:16:24,289 --> 00:16:26,206 - [chuckles] - Pfft. 404 00:16:26,289 --> 00:16:28,623 Played him like a second fiddle. 405 00:16:28,706 --> 00:16:32,039 Guess who's got two thumbs and is looking for action! 406 00:16:32,123 --> 00:16:33,039 all: Maurice! 407 00:16:33,123 --> 00:16:36,498 [alarm buzzes] 408 00:16:43,289 --> 00:16:45,998 - Waaaah! - [groans] 409 00:16:48,498 --> 00:16:49,998 [bell dings] 410 00:16:52,081 --> 00:16:54,039 [bell dings] 411 00:16:57,248 --> 00:16:59,081 [cheers and applause] 412 00:16:59,164 --> 00:17:01,248 You know, all these missions, 413 00:17:01,331 --> 00:17:03,289 I'm starting to feel like I'm almost one of you guys. 414 00:17:03,373 --> 00:17:06,414 - Roger that, Maurice. - Lunch! 415 00:17:06,498 --> 00:17:09,456 [exclaims] Fish! 416 00:17:09,539 --> 00:17:11,623 [all gobble] 417 00:17:11,706 --> 00:17:14,706 Uh, almost one of you guys. 418 00:17:14,789 --> 00:17:16,081 [chuckles] 419 00:17:16,164 --> 00:17:18,498 Fish, uh-uh. Gotta draw a line somewhere. 420 00:17:18,581 --> 00:17:20,623 Aah! 421 00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:22,123 Your majesty, you all right? 422 00:17:22,206 --> 00:17:24,081 - [coughs] - Oof! 423 00:17:24,164 --> 00:17:27,331 Ah, Maurice, what's up, buddy? 424 00:17:27,414 --> 00:17:29,164 I was just, uh, whipping up some lunch. 425 00:17:29,248 --> 00:17:31,289 Fruit salad. Want some? 426 00:17:31,373 --> 00:17:34,081 - Um-- - I do, I do, I do. 427 00:17:34,164 --> 00:17:37,623 Mm, so fruity! 428 00:17:37,706 --> 00:17:40,914 And... oh, and salady! 429 00:17:40,998 --> 00:17:43,081 You know what? The guys had some fish. 430 00:17:43,164 --> 00:17:44,873 I think I'll get some fish. With the guys. 431 00:17:44,956 --> 00:17:46,289 They got some fish. 432 00:17:46,373 --> 00:17:50,539 Mm, oh, you can really, um, taste the mesquite. 433 00:17:50,623 --> 00:17:51,998 [sighs] 434 00:17:52,081 --> 00:17:54,998 It is kind of a little horrible, isn't it? 435 00:17:55,081 --> 00:17:59,164 Yes, it is a little bit very horrible. 436 00:17:59,248 --> 00:18:02,331 Ooh-di-lally, that was some good grouper. 437 00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:04,498 Skipper, I have to resign. 438 00:18:04,581 --> 00:18:07,248 - What? Rico, roll me. - [sighs] 439 00:18:10,414 --> 00:18:12,539 Now what's all this about quitting? 440 00:18:12,623 --> 00:18:15,164 I told you there's only two ways out of this unit. 441 00:18:15,248 --> 00:18:18,498 - The way Manfredi took. - [makes explosion noise] 442 00:18:18,581 --> 00:18:22,081 - And the way Johnson took. - [makes chainsaw noise] 443 00:18:22,164 --> 00:18:25,206 [imitates machine gun, car-like screech] 444 00:18:25,289 --> 00:18:29,998 [hums lullaby, makes explosion noise] 445 00:18:30,081 --> 00:18:31,331 Yup, like that. 446 00:18:31,414 --> 00:18:32,873 But king Julien needs me. 447 00:18:32,998 --> 00:18:34,706 He's all sorts of messed up. 448 00:18:34,789 --> 00:18:36,623 Rico, sit me up. 449 00:18:36,706 --> 00:18:39,498 [groans] 450 00:18:39,581 --> 00:18:42,081 Maurice, I respect your loyalty. 451 00:18:42,164 --> 00:18:45,998 But still, I have to ask you to stay on for one last mission. 452 00:18:46,081 --> 00:18:47,581 Tomorrow night's weapons lab raid? 453 00:18:47,664 --> 00:18:51,164 We need your magically magnificent thumbs. 454 00:18:51,248 --> 00:18:53,331 Now come on, that clown with a crown 455 00:18:53,414 --> 00:18:55,164 can muddle on without you. 456 00:18:55,248 --> 00:18:56,956 Well, Skipper, all I can say to that is... 457 00:18:57,039 --> 00:18:58,373 big thumbs up! 458 00:18:58,456 --> 00:18:59,581 [chuckles] 459 00:18:59,664 --> 00:19:01,414 This mission is just the opportunity 460 00:19:01,498 --> 00:19:04,664 - we are needing. - Um, okay, but... 461 00:19:04,748 --> 00:19:07,164 why don't we just ask Maurice to come home? 462 00:19:07,248 --> 00:19:09,039 Yeah, right, and admit I was wrong? 463 00:19:09,123 --> 00:19:12,164 [laughs] Oh, you're so right. 464 00:19:12,248 --> 00:19:14,956 Forget I ever said words. 465 00:19:15,039 --> 00:19:17,956 [dramatic music] 466 00:19:18,039 --> 00:19:25,164 ♪ ♪ 467 00:19:40,873 --> 00:19:44,248 Aah! 468 00:19:44,331 --> 00:19:45,831 Thumbprint confirmed. 469 00:19:47,081 --> 00:19:49,331 Take it in, boys. 470 00:19:49,414 --> 00:19:51,581 Pulse rifles, plasma cannons. 471 00:19:51,664 --> 00:19:52,914 Disintegration rays. 472 00:19:52,998 --> 00:19:55,789 [squeals] It's my birthday, oh, yeah! 473 00:19:55,873 --> 00:19:59,539 Maurice, I salute you. You and your glorious grasp. 474 00:19:59,623 --> 00:20:02,164 My pleasure. Anything else I should do? 475 00:20:02,248 --> 00:20:05,164 Nah, you just sit back and twiddle those thumbs. 476 00:20:05,248 --> 00:20:06,331 You've earned it. 477 00:20:06,414 --> 00:20:08,206 Dibs on the bazooka! 478 00:20:08,289 --> 00:20:10,956 Twiddle my thumbs. Heh, he's so funny. 479 00:20:11,039 --> 00:20:14,456 Ah, now I will show Maurice just how dangerous 480 00:20:14,539 --> 00:20:17,456 these dangerous penguin missions can be. 481 00:20:17,539 --> 00:20:18,623 Oh? How? 482 00:20:18,706 --> 00:20:20,623 The same way I do everything, Mort. 483 00:20:20,706 --> 00:20:22,539 With the booty. 484 00:20:23,539 --> 00:20:26,373 Thumbprint not recognized. 485 00:20:26,456 --> 00:20:28,206 - [alarm sounds] - What the deviled ham? 486 00:20:28,289 --> 00:20:30,123 Oh, hey, Maurice. 487 00:20:30,206 --> 00:20:32,456 Uh, I was just out, doing a little cardio, 488 00:20:32,539 --> 00:20:35,581 when I hear all the-- [imitates alarm] 489 00:20:35,664 --> 00:20:37,873 Wow, that sounds dangerous, right? 490 00:20:37,998 --> 00:20:39,164 You better come home now. 491 00:20:39,248 --> 00:20:41,081 Security protocols engaged. 492 00:20:41,164 --> 00:20:42,831 Eh, who-what-now got engaged? 493 00:20:42,914 --> 00:20:44,581 Eliminating intruders. 494 00:20:44,664 --> 00:20:47,623 Um, is spooky 'puter voice talking about-- 495 00:20:47,706 --> 00:20:48,748 Evasive! 496 00:20:57,414 --> 00:20:59,873 Aah! Who put such dangerous weapons 497 00:20:59,956 --> 00:21:01,289 in the weapons lab? 498 00:21:02,581 --> 00:21:05,498 No, not the pulse rifles! 499 00:21:05,581 --> 00:21:08,623 - Aah, the plasma cannons! - Aah! 500 00:21:08,706 --> 00:21:10,789 Ringtail, you've disintegrated 501 00:21:10,873 --> 00:21:12,373 the disintegration rays! 502 00:21:12,456 --> 00:21:15,956 Kowalski, shut down this chamber of chaos. 503 00:21:16,039 --> 00:21:17,206 Would if I could, Skipper, 504 00:21:17,289 --> 00:21:19,373 but I seem to have dropped my smartphone. 505 00:21:19,456 --> 00:21:22,664 Yes, you can be my friend, and you can be my friend. 506 00:21:22,748 --> 00:21:25,373 Ooh, and you can be my friend too. 507 00:21:25,456 --> 00:21:27,206 Ideas, anybody. Outside the box? 508 00:21:27,289 --> 00:21:28,998 Inside the box? On top of the box? 509 00:21:29,081 --> 00:21:30,331 Without a box! 510 00:21:30,414 --> 00:21:32,498 That tank doesn't seem to be doing anything. 511 00:21:32,581 --> 00:21:34,914 Aah! 512 00:21:34,998 --> 00:21:37,581 It's a remote control robo-tank, Skipper. 513 00:21:37,664 --> 00:21:39,706 Get on it, Kowalski. Hop to. 514 00:21:39,789 --> 00:21:41,539 Love to, but, uh, you need thumbs 515 00:21:41,623 --> 00:21:43,206 to operate the controller. 516 00:21:43,289 --> 00:21:46,539 And I was this close to retirement. 517 00:21:46,623 --> 00:21:49,956 Let me get this straight: you sabotaged this mission, 518 00:21:50,039 --> 00:21:52,789 and endangered all our lives just so I would come home? 519 00:21:52,873 --> 00:21:56,498 Ha, see, Maurice, without you there to tell me, 520 00:21:56,581 --> 00:21:59,664 how was I to know it was a bad idea-- 521 00:22:01,248 --> 00:22:03,331 All right. Let's roll. 522 00:22:05,373 --> 00:22:07,623 Ka-pow, in your face! 523 00:22:14,123 --> 00:22:16,331 Maurice, you saved me. 524 00:22:16,414 --> 00:22:19,706 Come home. I stink at self-sufficiencies. 525 00:22:19,789 --> 00:22:21,748 Yeah, all right, your highness. 526 00:22:21,831 --> 00:22:23,206 Let's go home. 527 00:22:23,289 --> 00:22:25,123 - Carry me? - No. 528 00:22:25,206 --> 00:22:26,414 Okay, that's cool too. 529 00:22:26,498 --> 00:22:27,956 We lost a good operative 530 00:22:28,039 --> 00:22:30,873 and fried every last weapon in this joint. 531 00:22:30,956 --> 00:22:34,456 Someone please find a silver lining to this fiasco. 532 00:22:34,539 --> 00:22:36,373 Not every last weapon, Skipper. 533 00:22:36,456 --> 00:22:37,748 We did save one. 534 00:22:37,831 --> 00:22:39,081 No, no, no, Rico, left. 535 00:22:39,164 --> 00:22:40,248 - [grunts] - My left. 536 00:22:40,331 --> 00:22:41,373 - [grunts] - The other left! 537 00:22:41,456 --> 00:22:43,831 - Ow. - [moans] 538 00:22:45,873 --> 00:22:48,331 Never mind. It was an utter fiasco. 539 00:22:49,706 --> 00:22:52,789 [brassy detective music] 540 00:22:52,873 --> 00:22:59,789 ♪ ♪