1 00:00:04,373 --> 00:00:05,748 announcer: And now, 2 00:00:05,831 --> 00:00:08,373 DreamWorks' "The Penguins of Madagascar." 3 00:00:08,456 --> 00:00:12,164 [bell tolls] 4 00:00:12,248 --> 00:00:15,039 [lively spy music] 5 00:00:15,123 --> 00:00:19,998 ♪ ♪ 6 00:00:29,039 --> 00:00:30,914 Hit it. ♪ Hey-oh, yah, hah ♪ 7 00:00:30,998 --> 00:00:32,956 ♪ Oh, hey-oh ♪ Yeah. Dance. 8 00:00:33,039 --> 00:00:35,831 ♪ Hey-oh, yeah, oh-hey-oh ♪ 9 00:00:37,581 --> 00:00:41,831 ♪ ♪ 10 00:00:41,914 --> 00:00:43,539 [camera shutter clicks] 11 00:00:43,623 --> 00:00:46,831 Cute and cuddly, boys. 12 00:00:49,998 --> 00:00:52,706 [upbeat orchestral music] 13 00:00:52,789 --> 00:00:58,748 ♪ ♪ 14 00:00:58,831 --> 00:01:01,873 Nothing like a little "r" and "r." 15 00:01:01,956 --> 00:01:03,081 Rump roast? 16 00:01:03,164 --> 00:01:04,789 No, Mort, not a rump roast. 17 00:01:04,873 --> 00:01:08,081 Rest and relaxation. 18 00:01:08,164 --> 00:01:09,456 Spontaneous jumping contest! 19 00:01:09,539 --> 00:01:11,164 I spoke too soon. 20 00:01:11,248 --> 00:01:14,373 This is not just a fun and innovative idea, 21 00:01:14,456 --> 00:01:16,248 but a royal commandment. 22 00:01:16,331 --> 00:01:17,956 Me first! [stretches] 23 00:01:18,039 --> 00:01:19,831 Maurice, double bounce me. 24 00:01:19,914 --> 00:01:21,206 So this is one of those contests 25 00:01:21,289 --> 00:01:22,498 where you gotta win, right? 26 00:01:22,581 --> 00:01:25,123 Is there any other kind? Now, on three. 27 00:01:25,206 --> 00:01:27,873 One, "two-lien," three-- 28 00:01:27,956 --> 00:01:29,623 I win! 29 00:01:29,706 --> 00:01:30,873 [gasps] 30 00:01:30,956 --> 00:01:34,248 It may be possible I over-bounced. 31 00:01:34,331 --> 00:01:35,414 [both gasp] 32 00:01:35,498 --> 00:01:37,831 Ready, Rico? 33 00:01:37,914 --> 00:01:41,581 All right, bring it. 34 00:01:41,664 --> 00:01:45,456 [grunting] 35 00:01:48,414 --> 00:01:50,331 Mm. 36 00:01:50,414 --> 00:01:53,998 And that's lunch. Dig in, boys. 37 00:01:54,081 --> 00:01:55,331 [panting] It all happened so fast. 38 00:01:55,414 --> 00:01:56,289 - Maurice jumped. - The king. 39 00:01:56,373 --> 00:01:57,456 - Bus! - On the bouncy-- 40 00:01:57,539 --> 00:01:58,623 The feet. 41 00:01:58,706 --> 00:02:00,706 Anyone catch that? 42 00:02:00,789 --> 00:02:02,539 Yes-- it, uh... no, actually. 43 00:02:02,623 --> 00:02:05,539 It appears a spontaneous jumping contest, 44 00:02:05,623 --> 00:02:08,164 coupled with Maurice's great posterior mass, 45 00:02:08,248 --> 00:02:11,539 has bounced Julien outside zoo confines. 46 00:02:11,623 --> 00:02:12,873 [chewing] 47 00:02:12,956 --> 00:02:15,581 What? I'm fluent in "panic." 48 00:02:15,664 --> 00:02:17,123 He's right, except for the part about my butt, 49 00:02:17,206 --> 00:02:19,331 which is sized appropriately, thank you very much. 50 00:02:19,414 --> 00:02:23,206 Please, help us save King Julien and his feet. 51 00:02:23,289 --> 00:02:25,206 Absolutely, Sad Eyes. 52 00:02:25,289 --> 00:02:28,539 Boys, commence operation-- after lunch. 53 00:02:28,623 --> 00:02:31,831 Mmm, sweet job on the tuna roll, Rico. 54 00:02:31,914 --> 00:02:35,081 Um, Skipper, isn't a quick response critical for a rescue? 55 00:02:35,164 --> 00:02:37,748 I have taught you well, young Private. 56 00:02:37,831 --> 00:02:39,914 Someone pass the wasabi. 57 00:02:39,998 --> 00:02:41,914 Ugh, fine. 58 00:02:41,998 --> 00:02:43,873 [brakes screech] 59 00:02:43,956 --> 00:02:45,831 Hey, big, stinky bus! 60 00:02:45,914 --> 00:02:48,039 I demand immediate return to the zoo. 61 00:02:48,123 --> 00:02:49,873 Open these doors right n-- 62 00:02:49,956 --> 00:02:51,039 [groaning] 63 00:02:51,123 --> 00:02:53,414 What--ugh--ooh, aah! 64 00:02:53,498 --> 00:02:57,664 My crown! 65 00:02:57,748 --> 00:02:59,539 Mercy me! 66 00:02:59,623 --> 00:03:04,873 City street is no place for such an adorable kitty cat. 67 00:03:04,956 --> 00:03:06,789 Uh, kitty? 68 00:03:06,873 --> 00:03:10,581 According to Maurice, Julien landed on the morning M2 bus. 69 00:03:10,664 --> 00:03:12,414 We'll track that route as two units, 70 00:03:12,498 --> 00:03:14,414 aerial surveillance and ground patrol. 71 00:03:14,498 --> 00:03:15,956 Rochambeau for the aerial unit? 72 00:03:16,039 --> 00:03:17,289 Oh, you are so on. 73 00:03:17,373 --> 00:03:19,581 both: Leopard seal, orca, great white. 74 00:03:19,664 --> 00:03:21,664 Ha! Great white trumps leopard seal. 75 00:03:21,748 --> 00:03:23,248 No, I'm afraid not. 76 00:03:23,331 --> 00:03:25,373 A leopard seal swims faster and evades the great white. 77 00:03:25,456 --> 00:03:26,873 My great white carries a knife. 78 00:03:26,956 --> 00:03:29,706 Oh, King Julien's feet! 79 00:03:29,789 --> 00:03:31,539 Fine, leopard seal wins. 80 00:03:31,623 --> 00:03:33,456 Rico, saddle up. You're on the ground. 81 00:03:33,539 --> 00:03:36,748 Um, I'll take... Maurice. 82 00:03:36,831 --> 00:03:38,789 Wh--you picked Maurice over me? 83 00:03:38,873 --> 00:03:42,373 Lemurs have better eyesight. It's purely strategic. 84 00:03:42,456 --> 00:03:45,081 If that's how we're playing it, then we'll take Sad Eyes. 85 00:03:45,164 --> 00:03:47,414 Yay, I wasn't picked last! 86 00:03:47,498 --> 00:03:49,789 What? Seriously? Little Mort? 87 00:03:49,873 --> 00:03:53,498 You and I both know penguins have a limited sense of smell. 88 00:03:53,581 --> 00:03:55,623 We need a strong nose on the ground. 89 00:03:55,706 --> 00:03:57,414 Purely strategic. 90 00:03:57,498 --> 00:04:01,331 - Fine. - And, uh, we'll take, um... 91 00:04:01,414 --> 00:04:03,498 - Marlene? - What? She's not even here! 92 00:04:03,581 --> 00:04:05,498 Oh, okay, right. Private, we'll take Private. 93 00:04:05,581 --> 00:04:07,123 Let me go. 94 00:04:07,206 --> 00:04:09,664 I am not a cat. I am a lemur. 95 00:04:09,748 --> 00:04:12,164 I am a king, even. Can't you see my cr-- 96 00:04:12,248 --> 00:04:14,164 [shuddering] My head is naked. 97 00:04:14,248 --> 00:04:16,539 Welcome to your new home. 98 00:04:16,623 --> 00:04:21,039 Oh, and look, your new roommate, Zoe. 99 00:04:21,123 --> 00:04:23,456 I already have two roommates at the zoo, 100 00:04:23,539 --> 00:04:25,123 and neither one of them is the furniture. 101 00:04:25,206 --> 00:04:27,873 [purring] Meow. 102 00:04:27,956 --> 00:04:31,164 Hey, wow. 103 00:04:31,248 --> 00:04:33,373 On the second thought, I am a cat. 104 00:04:33,456 --> 00:04:35,831 Check out this long kitty tail, 105 00:04:35,914 --> 00:04:37,498 these pointy ears and teeth. 106 00:04:37,581 --> 00:04:38,956 Don't forget about 107 00:04:39,039 --> 00:04:41,414 my devastatingly beautiful brownish-yellow eyes. 108 00:04:41,498 --> 00:04:45,873 Now, Zoe, that's no way to greet our new friend. 109 00:04:45,956 --> 00:04:47,539 [yelps] 110 00:04:47,623 --> 00:04:50,206 How about we show him how much you love your yarn? 111 00:04:50,289 --> 00:04:52,414 - Ooh, yes, go on. - Meow. 112 00:04:52,498 --> 00:04:54,873 Now your turn. Get the yarn. 113 00:04:54,956 --> 00:04:56,373 Come on now. [phone rings] 114 00:04:56,456 --> 00:04:57,789 Ooh, grandkids calling. 115 00:04:57,873 --> 00:05:00,248 Hello, pretty kitty. 116 00:05:00,331 --> 00:05:01,706 You trying to blow my cover, fur face? 117 00:05:01,789 --> 00:05:06,206 Uh, my name isn't fur face. It's King Julien. 118 00:05:06,289 --> 00:05:08,914 But you can call me-- fur face works too. 119 00:05:08,998 --> 00:05:10,498 Any sign of Julien? 120 00:05:10,581 --> 00:05:12,581 - Nothing. - Wait, what's that? 121 00:05:12,664 --> 00:05:13,998 By the bench. 122 00:05:14,081 --> 00:05:15,664 Sky hawk to street dog, 123 00:05:15,748 --> 00:05:17,873 mark spotted in sector kilo oscar. 124 00:05:17,956 --> 00:05:19,373 Roger that. 125 00:05:19,456 --> 00:05:21,081 Who the heck is mark, roger, and oscar? 126 00:05:21,164 --> 00:05:22,664 Hmm, and you picked me last. 127 00:05:22,748 --> 00:05:23,789 Let it go, Private. 128 00:05:23,873 --> 00:05:26,039 Rico, hang a left. 129 00:05:26,123 --> 00:05:29,331 [grunting] 130 00:05:31,873 --> 00:05:34,581 The feet are safe. 131 00:05:34,664 --> 00:05:37,373 No. 132 00:05:37,456 --> 00:05:40,081 Ooh, um-- hey! 133 00:05:40,164 --> 00:05:43,539 - Sad Eyes! - Uh-oh. 134 00:05:43,623 --> 00:05:45,498 Now we're down two lemurs? 135 00:05:45,581 --> 00:05:47,789 This is not forward progress. 136 00:05:47,873 --> 00:05:50,289 Let's not pussyfoot around. 137 00:05:50,373 --> 00:05:52,914 Is there a... mister cat in your life? 138 00:05:52,998 --> 00:05:54,248 Don't be cute with me. 139 00:05:54,331 --> 00:05:56,414 You and I both know we are not cats. 140 00:05:56,498 --> 00:05:59,164 So you think I am cute? I mean, you're not a cat? 141 00:05:59,248 --> 00:06:00,539 No, I'm a ferret. 142 00:06:00,623 --> 00:06:03,539 Ooh, a very pretty ferret. Wink. 143 00:06:03,623 --> 00:06:05,414 Before this, I was living on the streets. 144 00:06:05,498 --> 00:06:07,248 I didn't know when my next meal was coming. 145 00:06:07,331 --> 00:06:08,581 Here, it's clockwork. 146 00:06:08,664 --> 00:06:12,039 Ooh, beautiful and clever. Wink. 147 00:06:12,123 --> 00:06:13,789 And if the old lady catches on, 148 00:06:13,873 --> 00:06:16,123 then it's back on the streets. You follow? 149 00:06:16,206 --> 00:06:17,998 I will follow you wherever you go. 150 00:06:18,081 --> 00:06:19,123 Wink! 151 00:06:19,206 --> 00:06:20,623 Wink at me one more time, 152 00:06:20,706 --> 00:06:22,248 and I'm gonna make it so you can't open that eye 153 00:06:22,331 --> 00:06:25,789 for a month, get it? Wink. 154 00:06:25,873 --> 00:06:27,789 These lips are sealed. 155 00:06:27,873 --> 00:06:29,206 Well, unless, you know, 156 00:06:29,289 --> 00:06:31,956 you want to maybe smooch fur face or something. 157 00:06:32,039 --> 00:06:33,456 [laughs] 158 00:06:33,539 --> 00:06:35,331 I'm an accomplished actor. You want cat? 159 00:06:35,414 --> 00:06:37,623 [scoffs] Mur-row. 160 00:06:37,706 --> 00:06:40,998 See? I'm a cat. Instantly. 161 00:06:41,081 --> 00:06:43,914 Mm, I like string and liking my-- 162 00:06:44,039 --> 00:06:45,331 [groans] 163 00:06:45,414 --> 00:06:47,081 Target's approaching, Rico. 164 00:06:47,164 --> 00:06:50,831 - Time to go fishing. - [grunts] 165 00:06:50,914 --> 00:06:52,164 [grunts] 166 00:06:52,248 --> 00:06:55,373 Whoo-hoo! 167 00:06:59,414 --> 00:07:01,331 - [radio static] - Good news, team. 168 00:07:01,414 --> 00:07:03,539 The catch of the day is Sad Eyes. 169 00:07:03,623 --> 00:07:04,998 Did you find the feet? 170 00:07:05,081 --> 00:07:08,539 Unfortunately, we're still a negative on Ringtail. 171 00:07:08,623 --> 00:07:10,456 Man, we better find him soon. 172 00:07:10,539 --> 00:07:12,539 King Julien is out there alone and... 173 00:07:12,623 --> 00:07:15,289 well, let's be real. Incompetent. 174 00:07:15,373 --> 00:07:16,498 What are you doing? 175 00:07:16,581 --> 00:07:18,706 [dance music playing] 176 00:07:18,789 --> 00:07:21,081 Hey, do you have any toast? 177 00:07:21,164 --> 00:07:22,998 Toast? Why? 178 00:07:23,081 --> 00:07:25,623 I need somewhere to put this jam. 179 00:07:25,706 --> 00:07:27,873 [laughs] Yeah, shake it! 180 00:07:27,956 --> 00:07:30,123 Ugh! You're gonna get us busted. 181 00:07:30,206 --> 00:07:31,456 [music stops] 182 00:07:31,539 --> 00:07:33,373 You can stop the music, 183 00:07:33,456 --> 00:07:35,623 but you cannot stop the passion. 184 00:07:35,706 --> 00:07:38,039 [laughs] What's going on in there? 185 00:07:38,123 --> 00:07:39,456 [gasps] Gladys. 186 00:07:39,539 --> 00:07:41,831 Are you kitties getting along? 187 00:07:41,914 --> 00:07:43,123 Meow. [purrs] 188 00:07:43,206 --> 00:07:44,248 [clears throat] 189 00:07:44,331 --> 00:07:46,373 [imitates meowing] 190 00:07:46,456 --> 00:07:49,039 [gasps] That's a strange meow. 191 00:07:49,123 --> 00:07:50,873 Are you feeling all right? 192 00:07:50,956 --> 00:07:54,373 Let's consult "Dr. Cuddles' Home Veterinary Handbook." 193 00:07:54,456 --> 00:07:56,123 Feet, feet, feet... 194 00:07:56,206 --> 00:07:58,748 feet, feet, feet, feet... 195 00:07:58,831 --> 00:08:01,831 Sky hawk, we've got a situation down here. 196 00:08:01,914 --> 00:08:04,206 - Feet, feet. - Sad Eyes has gone loco. 197 00:08:04,289 --> 00:08:05,206 - Feet, feet. - Cuckoo. 198 00:08:05,289 --> 00:08:06,831 [sniffing] Feet. 199 00:08:06,914 --> 00:08:08,289 I smell... feet! 200 00:08:08,373 --> 00:08:10,414 He's on the move. After him. 201 00:08:10,498 --> 00:08:13,664 [bicycle bell rings] 202 00:08:17,289 --> 00:08:19,206 Hey, look at that. 203 00:08:19,289 --> 00:08:21,539 He's got some kind of sixth sense. 204 00:08:21,623 --> 00:08:24,831 The feet-- they are close. 205 00:08:24,914 --> 00:08:27,956 [laughs] 206 00:08:28,039 --> 00:08:30,414 So long, fur face. 207 00:08:30,498 --> 00:08:32,748 Welcome back to earth, boys. 208 00:08:32,831 --> 00:08:36,081 Dust off those sea legs, Private. 209 00:08:36,164 --> 00:08:38,539 King Julien wouldn't just leave behind his crown 210 00:08:38,623 --> 00:08:40,414 unless he was in... serious trouble. 211 00:08:40,498 --> 00:08:41,831 [humming] 212 00:08:41,914 --> 00:08:44,206 Oh, there you are. 213 00:08:44,289 --> 00:08:47,581 Uh... I'd give it a couple minutes before going in there. 214 00:08:47,664 --> 00:08:49,706 Come over here. I want to show you something. 215 00:08:49,789 --> 00:08:53,039 Ooh, the charm offensive scores. 216 00:08:53,123 --> 00:08:55,123 [exhales] That's nice. 217 00:08:55,206 --> 00:08:58,456 All right, we've got to keep Gladys thinking you're a cat. 218 00:08:58,539 --> 00:09:01,289 And cats love scratching posts 219 00:09:01,373 --> 00:09:02,664 so you should use one. 220 00:09:02,748 --> 00:09:06,414 Good, good. And, uh, what's a scratch-a-post? 221 00:09:06,498 --> 00:09:08,289 - That. - I see. 222 00:09:08,373 --> 00:09:09,998 And I do what now with it? 223 00:09:10,081 --> 00:09:14,498 [sighs] You scratch it. 224 00:09:14,581 --> 00:09:17,623 [laughs] Cats are easily entertained. 225 00:09:17,706 --> 00:09:20,289 No, you've really got to get into it. 226 00:09:20,373 --> 00:09:23,164 Oh, okay. Mm, that's the stuff. 227 00:09:23,248 --> 00:09:26,289 - Come on, come on. - Oh, yeah! 228 00:09:26,373 --> 00:09:27,789 - How am I doing? - Harder! 229 00:09:27,873 --> 00:09:28,956 Use both hands. 230 00:09:29,039 --> 00:09:32,123 Oh! Look at me be a cat. 231 00:09:32,206 --> 00:09:34,831 No, like this. 232 00:09:34,914 --> 00:09:36,414 Whoa! 233 00:09:36,498 --> 00:09:38,331 Uh, are you sure that's how to use it? 234 00:09:38,414 --> 00:09:39,789 Doesn't seem very safe. 235 00:09:39,873 --> 00:09:41,039 Can you just help me in? 236 00:09:41,123 --> 00:09:43,414 Oh, hey, guys! 237 00:09:43,498 --> 00:09:45,998 - King Julien! - What are you doing up there? 238 00:09:46,081 --> 00:09:47,373 Oh, I crash here now. 239 00:09:47,456 --> 00:09:49,581 Hang on, I have to save my girlfriend. 240 00:09:49,664 --> 00:09:52,164 Ugh, I am not your girlfriend. 241 00:09:52,248 --> 00:09:53,873 Someone help me! 242 00:09:53,956 --> 00:09:55,748 - Here, grab this string. - Ow. 243 00:09:55,831 --> 00:09:57,164 You were supposed to grab it! 244 00:09:57,248 --> 00:09:59,206 Help! 245 00:09:59,289 --> 00:10:00,873 Relax, toots, we've got you. 246 00:10:00,956 --> 00:10:02,789 Ugh. Whew, I'm good, thanks. 247 00:10:02,873 --> 00:10:05,123 Okay, your co-ed party's over, Ringtail. 248 00:10:05,206 --> 00:10:06,498 Get in. 249 00:10:06,581 --> 00:10:08,664 Um, no. This is my home now. 250 00:10:08,748 --> 00:10:10,748 I have been domesticated. 251 00:10:10,831 --> 00:10:14,039 - Right, Mrs. Fur face? - [choking] 252 00:10:14,123 --> 00:10:16,289 Don't give up your kingdom for me. Seriously. 253 00:10:16,373 --> 00:10:19,581 I have found it impossible to discharge my duties as king 254 00:10:19,664 --> 00:10:21,539 as I would wish to do 255 00:10:21,623 --> 00:10:23,706 without the help and support of the woman I love. 256 00:10:23,789 --> 00:10:27,706 Well, if Julien won't go back to the zoo, 257 00:10:27,789 --> 00:10:30,539 then I guess the lemurs will just need a new king. 258 00:10:30,623 --> 00:10:32,414 Here you go, King Mort. 259 00:10:32,498 --> 00:10:34,206 Why is the Private overacting? 260 00:10:34,289 --> 00:10:35,831 All hail King Mort! 261 00:10:35,914 --> 00:10:37,373 [smooching sound] Uh, what now? 262 00:10:37,456 --> 00:10:38,914 King... Mort? 263 00:10:38,998 --> 00:10:41,414 [gagging] Oh, the thought makes me-- 264 00:10:41,498 --> 00:10:43,623 - oh--I can't-- - Can't what? 265 00:10:43,706 --> 00:10:45,706 Though it will destroy our love, 266 00:10:45,789 --> 00:10:48,623 I cannot allow Mort to rule my kingdom. 267 00:10:48,706 --> 00:10:50,789 He is just too... stupid-y. 268 00:10:50,873 --> 00:10:52,123 [giggling] 269 00:10:52,206 --> 00:10:53,289 Aah! 270 00:10:53,373 --> 00:10:55,081 Really? Go. I want you gone. 271 00:10:55,164 --> 00:10:56,664 Shh. No words. 272 00:10:56,748 --> 00:10:58,539 This is difficult for me too. 273 00:10:58,623 --> 00:11:02,331 [teary] I guess this is... goodbye. 274 00:11:02,414 --> 00:11:04,289 Goodbye, my love! 275 00:11:04,373 --> 00:11:06,081 - Ugh, my life. - Hmm. 276 00:11:06,164 --> 00:11:09,623 Couldn't find anything about abnormal meowing. 277 00:11:09,706 --> 00:11:11,914 Maybe you're just hungry. 278 00:11:11,998 --> 00:11:14,373 Here you go, kitties. [laughs] 279 00:11:14,456 --> 00:11:15,581 Drink up. 280 00:11:15,664 --> 00:11:18,956 All right, more for me. 281 00:11:20,206 --> 00:11:21,248 King Mort. 282 00:11:21,331 --> 00:11:23,539 - Great play, Private. - Thanks. 283 00:11:23,623 --> 00:11:25,081 And I was picked last. 284 00:11:25,164 --> 00:11:27,581 Ooh, burn, Kowalski. 285 00:11:27,664 --> 00:11:29,706 Wait, me? You overlooked him too. 286 00:11:29,789 --> 00:11:31,539 I was saving the best for last. 287 00:11:31,623 --> 00:11:33,123 Up high, boys. 288 00:11:33,206 --> 00:11:34,331 King Mort. 289 00:11:34,414 --> 00:11:36,456 Ha, that just sounds ridiculous. 290 00:11:36,539 --> 00:11:38,081 - Aah! - Maurice, when we get home, 291 00:11:38,164 --> 00:11:41,414 let's have another spontaneous bouncing contest. 292 00:11:41,498 --> 00:11:43,873 Oh, that was fun! [laughs] 293 00:11:43,956 --> 00:11:47,664 Hey, guys, there's a carnival in town. 294 00:11:51,664 --> 00:11:54,498 [plodding orchestral music] 295 00:11:54,581 --> 00:11:59,873 ♪ ♪ 296 00:11:59,956 --> 00:12:00,831 [explosion, lasers firing] 297 00:12:00,914 --> 00:12:02,123 [penguins grunting] 298 00:12:02,206 --> 00:12:05,414 [evil laughter] 299 00:12:05,498 --> 00:12:07,289 Oh, give it up, Hans. 300 00:12:07,373 --> 00:12:09,873 This weapons lab is under penguin protection. 301 00:12:09,956 --> 00:12:11,706 You're not stealing anything. 302 00:12:11,789 --> 00:12:14,498 Ah, you are right. I surrender. 303 00:12:14,581 --> 00:12:16,123 Really? 304 00:12:16,206 --> 00:12:17,998 [cackles] I blast you! 305 00:12:18,081 --> 00:12:20,831 I blast you so much! [laughs] 306 00:12:20,914 --> 00:12:22,414 Kowalski, options. 307 00:12:22,498 --> 00:12:25,623 I recommend a methodical and carefully thought-out-- 308 00:12:25,706 --> 00:12:27,539 Reckless action it is. 309 00:12:27,623 --> 00:12:30,206 Aah! 310 00:12:30,289 --> 00:12:32,998 [grunting] 311 00:12:33,081 --> 00:12:34,498 Ha! 312 00:12:34,581 --> 00:12:36,789 [evil laughter] 313 00:12:36,873 --> 00:12:38,164 Huh? 314 00:12:38,248 --> 00:12:40,331 You will not defeat me, Skipper. 315 00:12:40,414 --> 00:12:42,581 This time, I have the upper wing. 316 00:12:42,664 --> 00:12:43,914 Hmm? [clanking] 317 00:12:43,998 --> 00:12:44,914 [whistling sound] 318 00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:46,248 Oh, ouchy. 319 00:12:46,331 --> 00:12:48,664 Aah! 320 00:12:48,748 --> 00:12:51,081 You did it, Skipper! 321 00:12:51,164 --> 00:12:53,581 Well, Hans won't be raiding this lab tonight. 322 00:12:53,664 --> 00:12:54,873 And it's a good thing. 323 00:12:54,956 --> 00:12:57,664 Every nasty chemical on these shelves 324 00:12:57,748 --> 00:12:59,789 is bottled bad news. 325 00:12:59,873 --> 00:13:01,039 Uh-oh. 326 00:13:01,123 --> 00:13:02,206 Kowalski, this is 327 00:13:02,289 --> 00:13:04,206 the good kind of glowing, right? 328 00:13:04,289 --> 00:13:08,248 Like for traffic safety and such? 329 00:13:08,331 --> 00:13:11,998 It appears Skipper has absorbed a large dose of-- 330 00:13:12,081 --> 00:13:13,206 [gasps] Inflatium. 331 00:13:13,289 --> 00:13:14,789 [shuddering] Bad glowing! 332 00:13:14,873 --> 00:13:17,039 Not as long as Skipper stays calm, 333 00:13:17,123 --> 00:13:19,039 but if his blood pressure starts to rise, 334 00:13:19,123 --> 00:13:22,414 he will expand like a balloon until-- 335 00:13:22,498 --> 00:13:23,956 [gasps] Oh! 336 00:13:24,039 --> 00:13:25,748 The only treatment is a steady diet 337 00:13:25,831 --> 00:13:27,623 of no action, no adventure, 338 00:13:27,706 --> 00:13:30,331 and absolutely no getting angry. 339 00:13:30,414 --> 00:13:31,873 Meh, I'll be fine. 340 00:13:31,956 --> 00:13:34,414 Hello, silly birds! 341 00:13:34,498 --> 00:13:35,748 What the-- 342 00:13:35,831 --> 00:13:37,873 Evac lemur annoyance ASAP! 343 00:13:37,956 --> 00:13:39,456 [groaning] 344 00:13:39,539 --> 00:13:42,914 Hey, I was hearing the party-party balloons, 345 00:13:42,998 --> 00:13:45,123 and I came to "party-cipate." 346 00:13:45,206 --> 00:13:47,164 Wait, wait, I can make this work. 347 00:13:47,248 --> 00:13:50,373 - Uh, party sa-- - Julien! 348 00:13:50,456 --> 00:13:52,789 You must stay away from Skipper. 349 00:13:52,873 --> 00:13:54,581 [gasps] You listen to me. 350 00:13:54,664 --> 00:13:57,873 I will part-e-c-- [gasps] 351 00:13:57,956 --> 00:14:00,289 Okay, point taken. 352 00:14:00,373 --> 00:14:03,789 Uh, I'll just take it down a notch on missions. 353 00:14:03,873 --> 00:14:04,914 - But Skipper-- - Either that, 354 00:14:04,998 --> 00:14:06,373 or I retire and become 355 00:14:06,456 --> 00:14:08,498 some pencil-pushing desk monkey. 356 00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:10,373 [inflating] Is that what you want, Kowalski? 357 00:14:10,456 --> 00:14:13,123 Me behind a four-legged quitter's table? 358 00:14:13,206 --> 00:14:16,498 Pencils and bananas? 359 00:14:16,581 --> 00:14:17,831 Don't worry, Skipper. 360 00:14:17,914 --> 00:14:19,956 We can show you ways to relax and stay calm. 361 00:14:20,039 --> 00:14:22,498 [air hissing, flatulence] 362 00:14:22,581 --> 00:14:24,039 Oh. 363 00:14:24,123 --> 00:14:26,373 Um, is that rude noise just the sound of you deflating? 364 00:14:26,456 --> 00:14:28,956 - Or, um-- - Moving on, Private. 365 00:14:29,039 --> 00:14:31,956 The surest method for ultimate relaxation, 366 00:14:32,039 --> 00:14:34,914 pushing the untested boundaries of science. 367 00:14:34,998 --> 00:14:36,789 That's how I always-- [console beeps] 368 00:14:36,873 --> 00:14:38,123 Don't touch that! 369 00:14:38,206 --> 00:14:39,456 - [alarm beeping] - Missile launch activated. 370 00:14:39,539 --> 00:14:41,373 Targeting eastern seaboard in t-minus three... 371 00:14:41,456 --> 00:14:42,414 - [shrieking] - Two, one. 372 00:14:42,498 --> 00:14:43,623 - No, no, no-- - Canceled. 373 00:14:43,706 --> 00:14:46,623 Enjoy your continued safe existence. 374 00:14:46,706 --> 00:14:49,748 Ugh, you'd be surprised how often that happens. 375 00:14:49,831 --> 00:14:53,623 Rotate me. 376 00:14:53,706 --> 00:14:55,873 - [groaning] - Yes, Mort. 377 00:14:55,956 --> 00:14:58,789 I shall fly into the penguin party, 378 00:14:58,873 --> 00:15:00,748 like a regal eagle. 379 00:15:00,831 --> 00:15:01,873 I thought you weren't allowed. 380 00:15:01,956 --> 00:15:03,623 Maurice, stop being stupid-y. 381 00:15:03,706 --> 00:15:06,498 If the king says he will go to a party-party, 382 00:15:06,581 --> 00:15:08,248 then you must let him go! 383 00:15:08,331 --> 00:15:09,831 - Okay. - No-- 384 00:15:09,914 --> 00:15:13,831 [stammering] Aah! 385 00:15:13,914 --> 00:15:15,373 [humming] 386 00:15:15,456 --> 00:15:17,498 ♪ Come along and sing a song ♪ 387 00:15:17,581 --> 00:15:19,956 ♪ We will help you to stay calm ♪ 388 00:15:20,039 --> 00:15:22,164 ♪ When you feel an anger wiggle ♪ 389 00:15:22,248 --> 00:15:25,331 ♪ Calm it with a jolly giggle ♪ 390 00:15:25,414 --> 00:15:28,581 ♪ And when your blood starts to rise ♪ 391 00:15:28,664 --> 00:15:34,164 ♪ Hide it with a smile disgui-ise ♪ 392 00:15:36,914 --> 00:15:39,373 Say, that is relaxing. 393 00:15:39,456 --> 00:15:40,914 [whimpers] 394 00:15:45,998 --> 00:15:49,331 Uh... this ain't no party. 395 00:15:49,414 --> 00:15:50,748 [groans] Little help. 396 00:15:50,831 --> 00:15:53,373 [humming] 397 00:15:53,456 --> 00:15:55,706 This... is how you relax? 398 00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:58,039 Hold on one second. 399 00:15:58,123 --> 00:15:59,539 [sighs] 400 00:15:59,623 --> 00:16:01,331 Let 'er blow! 401 00:16:01,414 --> 00:16:04,498 Whoo! [explosions] 402 00:16:04,581 --> 00:16:06,248 Uh-oh. [gagging] 403 00:16:06,331 --> 00:16:07,998 I hope Rico had better luck. 404 00:16:08,081 --> 00:16:10,873 - Aah! - Gah! 405 00:16:10,956 --> 00:16:15,081 [grunting] 406 00:16:15,164 --> 00:16:17,873 ♪ When you feel an anger wiggle ♪ 407 00:16:17,956 --> 00:16:20,706 ♪ Calm it with a jolly giggle ♪ 408 00:16:20,789 --> 00:16:22,456 [shuddering] 409 00:16:22,539 --> 00:16:25,289 Aah! 410 00:16:27,664 --> 00:16:28,873 We need a new strategy. 411 00:16:28,956 --> 00:16:32,164 There must be another way-- what is that? 412 00:16:34,581 --> 00:16:35,831 It's a desk. 413 00:16:35,914 --> 00:16:38,123 It's got all the latest, Skipper. 414 00:16:38,206 --> 00:16:41,789 - Lumbar chair. - Ooh, comfy. 415 00:16:41,873 --> 00:16:45,414 - Multi-colored sticky notes. - [humming] 416 00:16:45,498 --> 00:16:47,748 Shirtless ninja-a-day calendar! 417 00:16:47,831 --> 00:16:48,998 Hooyah! 418 00:16:49,081 --> 00:16:50,748 Try and think of this as the start 419 00:16:50,831 --> 00:16:52,748 of an exciting new role, 420 00:16:52,831 --> 00:16:54,914 one where, instead of going on missions, 421 00:16:54,998 --> 00:16:57,123 you file drawings of them. 422 00:16:57,206 --> 00:17:00,498 See? Here's one of you accepting your new job. 423 00:17:00,581 --> 00:17:03,164 [growling] 424 00:17:03,248 --> 00:17:05,248 Rico, surrogate outrage. 425 00:17:05,331 --> 00:17:06,998 [babbling angrily] 426 00:17:07,081 --> 00:17:08,581 [crashing, glass breaking] 427 00:17:08,664 --> 00:17:12,873 New rule--from now on, this HQ is a desk-free zone. 428 00:17:12,956 --> 00:17:14,789 But, Skipper, you'll pop. 429 00:17:14,873 --> 00:17:17,956 But, Private, blah, blah. You can't bench a leader. 430 00:17:18,039 --> 00:17:20,914 Now who among you can do what I do in battle, huh? 431 00:17:20,998 --> 00:17:23,331 [clears throat] Kowalski, action. 432 00:17:23,414 --> 00:17:25,123 That sounds just like Skipper. 433 00:17:25,206 --> 00:17:26,664 It works for me. 434 00:17:26,748 --> 00:17:29,539 I do more than that. I'm on the front lines. 435 00:17:29,623 --> 00:17:30,498 Obstructing evil! 436 00:17:30,581 --> 00:17:32,039 Mm... 437 00:17:32,123 --> 00:17:33,498 And if a mission arises, 438 00:17:33,581 --> 00:17:36,289 you simply submit an action request form. 439 00:17:36,373 --> 00:17:39,164 [sighs] You're right. 440 00:17:39,248 --> 00:17:42,123 Maybe I should-- smoke screen! 441 00:17:42,206 --> 00:17:44,081 [groaning] 442 00:17:44,164 --> 00:17:46,289 [alarm buzzing] 443 00:17:46,373 --> 00:17:48,289 It's the alarm for the weapons lab! 444 00:17:48,373 --> 00:17:49,706 Hans must be raiding it again. 445 00:17:49,789 --> 00:17:51,498 What should we do? 446 00:17:51,581 --> 00:17:55,498 Oh, move out... without me. 447 00:17:55,581 --> 00:17:57,456 We'll make you proud, Skipper. 448 00:17:57,539 --> 00:17:58,914 [sighs] 449 00:17:58,998 --> 00:18:01,873 It's the rushing blindly into danger I'll miss the most. 450 00:18:01,956 --> 00:18:03,164 Target acquired. 451 00:18:03,248 --> 00:18:04,664 Hans may be tough, 452 00:18:04,748 --> 00:18:06,248 but as long as we work together, 453 00:18:06,331 --> 00:18:07,873 we should-- [explosion] 454 00:18:07,956 --> 00:18:09,331 Be easily captured. 455 00:18:09,414 --> 00:18:13,164 Ahem, Kowalski, action. 456 00:18:13,248 --> 00:18:17,164 [clock ticking] 457 00:18:17,248 --> 00:18:19,373 [sharpener whirring] 458 00:18:23,706 --> 00:18:26,248 Hey, fancy party! 459 00:18:26,331 --> 00:18:29,539 - Ringtail. - Ooh, office party theme. 460 00:18:29,623 --> 00:18:33,248 Nice. I got just the stuff to make it fantastico. 461 00:18:33,331 --> 00:18:35,164 - Aah! - [grunting] 462 00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:37,539 Ah, I see you didn't get the memo 463 00:18:37,623 --> 00:18:39,414 about crazy pants Tuesdays. 464 00:18:39,498 --> 00:18:41,498 We like team players around here, buddy. 465 00:18:41,581 --> 00:18:43,873 Get out of my office. 466 00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:46,123 There's no "my" in team. Time is money. 467 00:18:46,206 --> 00:18:48,039 - File these owies. - These wha-- 468 00:18:48,123 --> 00:18:50,539 owie, owie, owie, owie, owie, owie! 469 00:18:50,623 --> 00:18:52,748 [alarm buzzes] 470 00:18:52,831 --> 00:18:54,164 Greetings, Skipper. 471 00:18:54,248 --> 00:18:56,873 I see you send your troops to fight for you now. 472 00:18:56,956 --> 00:18:59,123 Hans! What have you done with my men? 473 00:18:59,206 --> 00:19:01,081 Oh, you mean my trap bait? 474 00:19:01,164 --> 00:19:03,539 Well, why don't you come see for yourself? 475 00:19:03,623 --> 00:19:05,664 [evil chuckling] 476 00:19:05,748 --> 00:19:06,748 Or else. 477 00:19:06,831 --> 00:19:08,206 Heh, "or else" what? 478 00:19:08,289 --> 00:19:10,664 It's scarier if he imagines it. 479 00:19:10,748 --> 00:19:13,623 Inflating body or not, my men need me. 480 00:19:13,706 --> 00:19:17,248 I can do this. This calls for... 481 00:19:17,331 --> 00:19:20,664 an action request form in triplicate. 482 00:19:20,748 --> 00:19:22,623 There we go, everything's in its nice little-- 483 00:19:22,706 --> 00:19:25,206 Check it! I photocopied my butt. 484 00:19:25,289 --> 00:19:26,498 Ringtail! 485 00:19:26,581 --> 00:19:27,914 Actually, we don't have a copier. 486 00:19:27,998 --> 00:19:29,664 So I just drew my butt. 487 00:19:29,748 --> 00:19:31,456 Must keep calm. 488 00:19:31,539 --> 00:19:35,248 Wait... i think this is your butt. 489 00:19:35,331 --> 00:19:36,539 [gasps] 490 00:19:36,623 --> 00:19:37,914 Hey, you okay? Looking kind of gassy. 491 00:19:37,998 --> 00:19:41,498 I'm upset and it's not just 'cause of you! 492 00:19:41,581 --> 00:19:44,081 My men went into battle without their leader, 493 00:19:44,164 --> 00:19:47,914 and now they're at the mercy of a psycho puffin. 494 00:19:47,998 --> 00:19:49,164 [grunts] 495 00:19:49,248 --> 00:19:51,289 Well, inflating body or not, 496 00:19:51,373 --> 00:19:53,581 it's time to lay down the law. 497 00:19:53,664 --> 00:19:57,664 Get ready, Hans. Papa justice is coming for you. 498 00:19:59,373 --> 00:20:01,289 Eh, this is definitely not my butt. 499 00:20:01,373 --> 00:20:03,123 Yeehaw! Boing. 500 00:20:03,206 --> 00:20:04,998 [laughs] Boing! 501 00:20:05,081 --> 00:20:06,164 Whoo! 502 00:20:06,248 --> 00:20:08,248 Hmm, I like the plasma coil, 503 00:20:08,331 --> 00:20:10,331 but do I own too many already? 504 00:20:10,414 --> 00:20:13,831 Perhaps a test is in order. 505 00:20:13,914 --> 00:20:15,164 [laughs] 506 00:20:15,248 --> 00:20:18,248 The shadow of your doom is... over my head? 507 00:20:18,331 --> 00:20:19,331 Aah! 508 00:20:19,414 --> 00:20:23,539 Hans, let my penguins go. 509 00:20:23,623 --> 00:20:26,873 Skipper, you're... [laughs] Different. 510 00:20:26,956 --> 00:20:29,373 - He has a condition. - Never mind that. 511 00:20:29,456 --> 00:20:32,456 I may be in a ridiculous state, but I can still-- 512 00:20:32,539 --> 00:20:34,164 - hey, hey, stop it. - [laughs] 513 00:20:34,248 --> 00:20:35,789 - Stop it. - Can it be? 514 00:20:35,873 --> 00:20:38,748 Is the great Skipper actually... [laughs] 515 00:20:38,831 --> 00:20:39,873 Defenseless? 516 00:20:39,956 --> 00:20:41,373 Come on, fight fair. 517 00:20:41,456 --> 00:20:43,623 Like this? [cackles] 518 00:20:43,706 --> 00:20:46,373 At last, Skipper will not foil Hans. 519 00:20:46,456 --> 00:20:48,664 Win for ha-- 520 00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:51,206 The inflatium--it's protecting Skipper from damage! 521 00:20:51,289 --> 00:20:54,623 It may be stopping me from taking damage, Kowalski, 522 00:20:54,706 --> 00:20:56,539 but not from dishing it out. 523 00:20:56,623 --> 00:20:59,164 Ooh-ah! Let's bounce. 524 00:20:59,248 --> 00:21:01,998 - Aah! - Opa! 525 00:21:02,081 --> 00:21:03,414 Boing. 526 00:21:03,498 --> 00:21:05,998 Oh, ow, ow! 527 00:21:06,081 --> 00:21:08,039 Neutrino cannon! 528 00:21:08,123 --> 00:21:09,331 It tickles! 529 00:21:09,414 --> 00:21:13,914 Oof, house blaster. 530 00:21:13,998 --> 00:21:15,456 Try again. 531 00:21:15,539 --> 00:21:17,331 [growls] Electro-beam. 532 00:21:17,414 --> 00:21:19,456 Ion ray. Particle phaser! 533 00:21:19,539 --> 00:21:21,331 Fusion turret! Laser wave! 534 00:21:21,414 --> 00:21:23,289 Bomb-zooka! 535 00:21:23,373 --> 00:21:26,289 Smash atomizer! Zap-o-matic 9000! 536 00:21:26,373 --> 00:21:28,039 Big Bertha! 537 00:21:28,123 --> 00:21:31,914 Hans, booby, you're wasting my time. 538 00:21:31,998 --> 00:21:33,914 Aah! 539 00:21:33,998 --> 00:21:36,164 [grunts] 540 00:21:36,248 --> 00:21:37,748 How's that for a desk monkey? 541 00:21:37,831 --> 00:21:39,331 Heh heh, I've still got it. 542 00:21:39,414 --> 00:21:41,331 Aah! 543 00:21:41,414 --> 00:21:42,498 The faux copy! 544 00:21:42,581 --> 00:21:45,539 It is Mort's butt. 545 00:21:45,623 --> 00:21:47,456 You did it, Skipper. Yay! 546 00:21:47,539 --> 00:21:50,248 Ah, but he did not foil me. 547 00:21:50,331 --> 00:21:52,289 It was the idiot, not Skipper. 548 00:21:52,373 --> 00:21:53,706 [laughs] 549 00:21:53,789 --> 00:21:55,706 I'm sure Skipper doesn't care about that. 550 00:21:55,789 --> 00:21:57,706 [grunting angrily] I was gonna beat him! 551 00:21:57,789 --> 00:22:00,373 - In ridiculous state. - Skipper, your temper. 552 00:22:00,456 --> 00:22:01,623 He's approaching critical mass. 553 00:22:01,706 --> 00:22:04,456 I...still... had it! 554 00:22:04,539 --> 00:22:07,539 [explosion] 555 00:22:09,331 --> 00:22:10,248 Ew. 556 00:22:10,331 --> 00:22:11,623 Poor Skipper. 557 00:22:11,706 --> 00:22:14,998 - Over here, Private. - Whoa! 558 00:22:15,081 --> 00:22:18,248 I'm somewhat confused. What happened, Kowalski? 559 00:22:18,331 --> 00:22:19,498 Fascinating. 560 00:22:19,581 --> 00:22:21,414 It seems the inflatium merely popped you 561 00:22:21,498 --> 00:22:22,956 out of your outer coat. 562 00:22:23,039 --> 00:22:26,373 And left you with a rather shiny replacement, I might add. 563 00:22:26,456 --> 00:22:28,206 Ooh, it's a win-win. 564 00:22:28,289 --> 00:22:32,123 I'm back in action and spared the worst fate imaginable. 565 00:22:32,206 --> 00:22:33,373 Popping like a balloon? 566 00:22:33,456 --> 00:22:34,998 No, sharing a desk with that guy. 567 00:22:35,081 --> 00:22:36,748 Eh, little help here? 568 00:22:36,831 --> 00:22:39,623 Spilled the glowing shampoo on me. 569 00:22:39,706 --> 00:22:43,206 Ringtail, I've got some owies to file. 570 00:22:43,289 --> 00:22:47,539 Riding the ridiculous! Whoo-hoo!