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And now DreamWorks'
The Penguins of Madagascar.

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[bell tolls]

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[brassy detective music]

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- Hit it.
- ♪ Hey-oh, yah, hah ♪

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- ♪ Oh, hey-oh ♪
- Yeah.

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♪ Hey-oh
yeah, oh-hey-oh ♪

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[camera shutter clicks]

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Cute and cuddly, boys.

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[big band music]

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Kowalski, have you seen
my calendar?

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[gulps]

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- Calendar?
- Yeah.

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I had it around here someplace,

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but it seemed like the darn
thing just up and walked away.

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Feels like
we had some operations

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scheduled for this week.

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Importante operations.

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Either of you boys
seen my calendar?

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- Nope.
- Hmm-mm.

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Hmm.
Strange.

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Yes, well,
in the meantime,

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we can just carry on
as usual.

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You know, some cute and cuddly
antics for the guests.

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- Uh-huh.
- Roger that.

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Yeah, I suppose
we could do that.

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Or I could check
my backup calendar.

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Huh?
It's big.

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Oh, that's right.

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It's team-building week.

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Right there
in bold.

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Whoo!

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The week we weed out
the weak.

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My least favorite time
of year.

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Heavy ball hacky sack,
go!

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[grunting]

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[babbling]

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[shrieks]

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Hogging the ball,
Private?

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Well, that's not being
a team player.

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Heave, team, heave.

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[all groaning]

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[straining]

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[exclamations]

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[moaning]

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Rico's a ball hog too.

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[all straining]

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Mama.

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That's it, Big Gray.

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Put your full weight
into it.

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I'm giving you all the junk
in my trunk.

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Skipper, forgive me,

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but I'm not seeing the point
of this exercise.

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Oh, really?

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What if the only way to save

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one of your penguin brothers

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was to form
a penguin chain, hmm?

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My penguin brothers
aren't two-ton elephants.

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Hey, ton and three-quarters.

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I've been cutting carbs.

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[trumpets]

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Oh, cheese and crackers.

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I'm sorry. Sorry.

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You want to know
why we do this, Kowalski?

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No penguin
gets left behind.

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- That's why.
- What about Manfredi?

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Okay, one penguin
gets left behind.

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And Johnson.

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Maybe two penguins
get left behind.

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- And...
- [groans]

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Comparatively few penguins
get left behind, all right?

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Okay, let's take another shot
at the penguin bridge.

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This time, dig deep.

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No more phoning it in.

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Please.
Can't go on. Gah!

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I think we found
our weak link.

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Skipper, Kowalski's right.

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First it was pass
the red-hot burning briquette.

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[making pained sounds]

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Then the sack of broken glass races.

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[making pained sounds]

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Then the razor wire rodeo.

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[grumbles]

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- We need a rest.
- Yeah.

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A rest?

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Are you saying
seven straight days

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of intensive training
is too much?

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Are you saying that you've had
too much teamwork?

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Are you? Well, say it!
Are you? Are you?

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Um, yes.

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All right, Private.
You got it.

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- I do?
- Or you got it, Rico.

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Or you, Kowalski.

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Skipper?

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The first man who brings me

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a delicious salted kipper

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gets a day pass.

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- A kipper, Skipper?
- That's right.

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One tiny, smoked fish

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buys a whole 24 hours

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of whatever
your little hearts desire.

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Ah, science time.

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Well, what do you know?

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"E" equals mc cubed.

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Einstein.
Is there anything he got right?

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Telly time.

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Today it's just you and me

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and season three.

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Ohh.

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[murmurs]

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[classical music]

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Wait. Huh?

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Kaboom!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!

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[murmurs]

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Now my recommendation
is the fish market

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down by Terminal Five--

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[all grunting]

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Sorry, Private.

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My scientific research

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is way more important
than your crudely-animated

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everybody-get-along show.

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Oh, yes, that's just
what the world needs,

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another invention that explodes

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when you plug it in,
right, Rico?

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- Rico--oh.
- Look.

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Later, chump.

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[shrieking]

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Well, looks like it's survival
of the fittest.

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And that is me!

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Says you!

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[laughs]

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Ha! So you thought

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you could pull a fast one
on good, old--

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Ta-ta, boys.

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I mean, losers!

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[tires screeching]

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Private's getting away.

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We've got to stop him before--

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cheap shot, Rico.

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[grunts]

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[grunting]

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Ah.

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[door chimes]

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The subway.

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[door chimes]

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[clears throat]

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Creeper.

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[car horns honking]

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[sighs]

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Oh!

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Ha-ha!

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[both grunting]

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Okay, here's the plan.

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You two continue
pointlessly fighting,

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and I'll snag a kipper.

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- Ow!
- Uh-uh!

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[grunts]

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[chuckles]

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- [grunts]
- Yeah, my great-grandfather

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was a fishmonger,

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and my grandfather was
a fishmonger,

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and my dad, well,
he was a dentist.

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But now I'm a fishmonger too.

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Family honor restored.

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So what brings you to this
thrilling line of work, pal?

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Penguins cost me my job,

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my dignity,
and, once, my goatee.

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Your goatee?

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It grew back.

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Still, if I ever catch up
to those penguins,

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there will be a reckoning.

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Yes, there will.

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Um, coffee break.

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See ya.

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Penguins.

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Cod, cod, cod, grouper.

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[slurp] Flounder.

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[slurp] Flounder.

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Nothing but bass.
Where are all the kippers?

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- Oh, did you look over there?
- Thanks, Kowalski, I'll--

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Like I'd tell you.

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Hyah! [whoops]

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[groans] Cod, cod, grouper,

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flounder, grouper, cod, cod.

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Grouper, cod, cod, flounder,
grouper, grouper,

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cod, cod, flounder,
grouper, grouper.

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Penguins?

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- [buzzer]
- [screams]

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Ay! Ahh.

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- Kippers!
- I got it.

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I got a kipper!

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Hello, penguin.

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Long time,
no satisfying revenge.

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Oh, Officer X.

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Actually, now I'm guessing
it's Fishmonger X.

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[crunch]

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[groans]

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[all groan]

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Sweet, sweet payback
is finally mine.

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[blech]

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Where do you suppose
he's taking us?

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Animal Control HQ.

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Thus vindicating
all his wild penguin stories

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and earning back his badge.

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Oh, good for him,
I guess.

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- Less good for us.
- Aye.

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I'd just like it to be noted
that I had the kipper first.

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Admittedly, it seems
less important now

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than it once did.

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[tires screeching]

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[laughs]

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You boys all right
back there?

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'cause I'm feeling X-ellent.

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And here come the puns.

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- Hey.
- X-ellent?

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He could dig a little deeper
than that.

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Oh, all we had to do
was get a kipper.

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Fancy us laid low
by such a simple task.

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Yes. Usually we snag

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a whole crate of kippers,
no sweat.

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How did we come to this?

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We stopped being a team.

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Oh. Lunacorns?

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Season two.

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But that doesn't make it
any less wise and true.

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All right, even though I'm
against gleaning life lessons

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from kiddy cartoons...

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team!

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- Rico, if you would.
- Okay.

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- [crushing sound]
- Four blocks to payback.

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[blech]

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What the...

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Fight, men, like only
a true team of penguins can!

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[all grunting]

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[tires screech]

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- Gah!
- Ack!

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- Ayah!
- You penguins forgot.

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I multitask.

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[tires screech]

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Aagh!

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- Gotcha.
- Hang on, Kowalski.

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- [gasps]
- Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi.

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Give... it...up!

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[penguins shouting]

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Release me, Private.

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Save yourselves.

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No.

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Comparatively few penguins

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get left behind.

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Rico, bowling ball.

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[grunts]

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[crash]

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[sirens beep]

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Officer, it wasn't me.

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It was those penguins.
Look, those penguins.

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Don't you see 'em?

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Hey, hey, hey,
you're the penguin guy.

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Hey, Vinny,
come over here.

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Get your camera.
I busted the penguin guy.

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I hate penguins.

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Still.

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Well, Skipper,
we did it.

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We?

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That's right.

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We learned the lesson

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you were trying to teach us
about teamwork,

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and so we are going
to present you with the kipper

267
00:11:22,956 --> 00:11:24,123
we retrieved.

268
00:11:24,206 --> 00:11:25,373
2Rico.

269
00:11:26,206 --> 00:11:27,623
Ta-da!

270
00:11:27,706 --> 00:11:30,414
Uh, glad you boys
had your fun,

271
00:11:30,498 --> 00:11:32,498
but I wasn't trying
to teach you anything.

272
00:11:33,498 --> 00:11:35,206
I just wanted a kipper.

273
00:11:35,956 --> 00:11:38,581
But since you men
are so hepped up on teamwork,

274
00:11:38,664 --> 00:11:40,581
how about you show me some?

275
00:11:40,664 --> 00:11:42,414
In the form
of a penguin chain.

276
00:11:42,498 --> 00:11:44,081
Big Gray, you out there?

277
00:11:44,164 --> 00:11:45,873
Rested and ready.

278
00:11:45,956 --> 00:11:47,498
Ohh.

279
00:11:49,539 --> 00:11:52,706
[dramatic music]

280
00:11:59,539 --> 00:12:01,456
Kowalski, confirm intel.

281
00:12:01,539 --> 00:12:02,789
I have decoded

282
00:12:02,873 --> 00:12:04,498
this cleverly-hidden
subliminal message,

283
00:12:04,581 --> 00:12:06,831
and there's no doubt
about it, Skipper.

284
00:12:06,914 --> 00:12:09,123
It's opening day
for the 17th film

285
00:12:09,206 --> 00:12:11,206
in the Commodore Danger series,

286
00:12:11,289 --> 00:12:14,164
Tonight, It Thunders Lightning.

287
00:12:14,248 --> 00:12:15,914
- Movie night.
- Outstanding.

288
00:12:15,998 --> 00:12:19,206
I've been itching for
some nautical superspy action.

289
00:12:19,289 --> 00:12:21,039
[whimpers]

290
00:12:21,123 --> 00:12:22,289
Figure of speech, Private.

291
00:12:22,373 --> 00:12:23,706
I'm sorry, Skipper.

292
00:12:23,789 --> 00:12:25,581
My tail feathers
are driving me mental.

293
00:12:25,664 --> 00:12:28,206
Slap some ointment
on that bum cheek, mister.

294
00:12:28,289 --> 00:12:31,289
We are T-minus one hour
till the morning matinee.

295
00:12:31,373 --> 00:12:32,498
[groans]

296
00:12:35,581 --> 00:12:36,914
[blathers]

297
00:12:36,998 --> 00:12:38,331
[all shout]

298
00:12:38,414 --> 00:12:40,498
Breach in Zone Nine.

299
00:12:40,581 --> 00:12:42,331
Yeah, yeah,
let me get the card.

300
00:12:42,414 --> 00:12:43,581
[beep]

301
00:12:46,748 --> 00:12:48,623
[groans and coughs]

302
00:12:48,706 --> 00:12:50,623
Kowalski, alarm analysis.

303
00:12:50,706 --> 00:12:53,414
Mm, feeling mildly antsy,
a little tetchy maybe,

304
00:12:53,498 --> 00:12:55,414
yet not quite
full-blown panicky.

305
00:12:55,498 --> 00:12:56,914
Of the box.

306
00:12:56,998 --> 00:13:00,456
Oh. Good golly,
it's a T-560 zoo shield.

307
00:13:00,539 --> 00:13:02,164
Give it to me
in pretty pictures.

308
00:13:02,248 --> 00:13:04,873
It's the latest in zoo
security technology, Skipper.

309
00:13:04,956 --> 00:13:08,206
Imagine an invisible electric
bubble surrounding the zoo

310
00:13:08,289 --> 00:13:10,373
triggered by animal DNA.

311
00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:12,289
Humans pass through fine.

312
00:13:12,373 --> 00:13:15,373
♪ Well, I'm passing through
and I'm feeling fine ♪

313
00:13:15,456 --> 00:13:17,873
But any animal that tries
to cross...

314
00:13:17,956 --> 00:13:19,789
Giggie, giggie-gee-gee,
gee-giggie.

315
00:13:19,873 --> 00:13:22,373
Yeah, you had me
till the giggies.

316
00:13:22,456 --> 00:13:24,039
Anyway, alternate exit.

317
00:13:26,498 --> 00:13:27,539
Go.

318
00:13:27,623 --> 00:13:29,039
Giggie! Giggie! Giggie!

319
00:13:29,123 --> 00:13:30,581
Breach in Zone One.

320
00:13:30,664 --> 00:13:32,039
Alternate exit.

321
00:13:33,248 --> 00:13:35,706
All right, who's first?
Volunteers?

322
00:13:35,789 --> 00:13:36,956
- Good man.
- Oh, I wasn't--

323
00:13:37,039 --> 00:13:38,706
- wah!
- [electricity buzzes]

324
00:13:38,789 --> 00:13:41,373
- Breach in Zone 17.
- The system's legit.

325
00:13:41,456 --> 00:13:44,956
So how do we beat the giggies
and hit the movies?

326
00:13:46,081 --> 00:13:48,248
Code-breaking skills,
activate!

327
00:13:48,331 --> 00:13:50,164
O-o-o...

328
00:13:50,248 --> 00:13:53,206
o-o-o-o-o-o...

329
00:13:53,289 --> 00:13:55,373
o-1.

330
00:13:55,456 --> 00:13:57,498
Results: negative.

331
00:13:57,581 --> 00:14:02,081
All right, let's try
o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o--

332
00:14:02,164 --> 00:14:03,623
For pity's sake, man!

333
00:14:03,706 --> 00:14:05,539
We're gonna miss
our matinee.

334
00:14:05,623 --> 00:14:07,706
Just look what this is doing
to the Private.

335
00:14:07,789 --> 00:14:09,373
- Look at him.
- Driving me mental.

336
00:14:09,456 --> 00:14:10,748
Sorry, Skipper.

337
00:14:10,831 --> 00:14:13,248
I'm afraid there's only one way
into the T-560.

338
00:14:14,831 --> 00:14:16,914
Key card extraction.

339
00:14:16,998 --> 00:14:19,289
From right under Alice's
nose. Literally.

340
00:14:19,373 --> 00:14:22,956
Rico, give the lady
a nighty-night special.

341
00:14:23,039 --> 00:14:23,956
Hyah!

342
00:14:24,039 --> 00:14:25,289
[grunting]

343
00:14:26,414 --> 00:14:28,289
[grunting]

344
00:14:28,373 --> 00:14:31,414
That dame's got the neck
of a Greco-Roman wrestler.

345
00:14:31,498 --> 00:14:32,956
And cankles to match.

346
00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:34,789
[grunts]

347
00:14:36,081 --> 00:14:38,289
And years of toilet cleaning
has made her

348
00:14:38,373 --> 00:14:39,914
impervious to gas attacks.

349
00:14:39,998 --> 00:14:42,164
Then there's only one thing
for it.

350
00:14:42,248 --> 00:14:43,664
- Private.
- What?

351
00:14:43,748 --> 00:14:45,998
We need
your knockout hyper-cute.

352
00:14:46,081 --> 00:14:47,623
It's Alice's
only known weakness.

353
00:14:47,706 --> 00:14:49,706
Come on. "Byoosh" me.

354
00:14:49,789 --> 00:14:52,748
But I swore I'd never use
its awesome power again.

355
00:14:52,831 --> 00:14:55,206
[moans]
Blast these feathers.

356
00:14:55,289 --> 00:14:56,831
It's movie day, Private.

357
00:14:56,914 --> 00:14:59,456
Now what would
Commodore Danger do?

358
00:14:59,539 --> 00:15:01,081
He'd commit
international war crimes

359
00:15:01,164 --> 00:15:04,164
- softened by ingenious quips.
- Bingo.

360
00:15:04,248 --> 00:15:05,831
Now, you make
with the war crimes

361
00:15:05,914 --> 00:15:08,539
while Kowalski jots down
some saucy puns.

362
00:15:08,623 --> 00:15:11,539
[groans]
Something with pain... balls?

363
00:15:11,623 --> 00:15:13,581
Oh, I can't do comedy
under pressure.

364
00:15:16,998 --> 00:15:18,164
Hey, who let you
out of your--

365
00:15:18,248 --> 00:15:20,081
[yells]

366
00:15:20,164 --> 00:15:21,373
Byoosh!

367
00:15:21,456 --> 00:15:23,581
- Ohh.
- Aagh!

368
00:15:23,664 --> 00:15:26,414
Of course.
The itchy feathers.

369
00:15:26,498 --> 00:15:29,664
- He's--he's... molting.
- Ew.

370
00:15:29,748 --> 00:15:32,623
To the bunker
and cover the Private's shame.

371
00:15:35,581 --> 00:15:36,748
Whatever.

372
00:15:36,831 --> 00:15:38,664
Don't look at me.
I'm hideous.

373
00:15:38,748 --> 00:15:40,664
Just an ordinary
molting cycle.

374
00:15:40,748 --> 00:15:42,081
Though the hyper-cute attempt

375
00:15:42,164 --> 00:15:44,706
certainly started it off
with a bang.

376
00:15:44,789 --> 00:15:46,873
Ha ha. That one's going
in a status post.

377
00:15:46,956 --> 00:15:48,664
Please, fix me,
cure me,

378
00:15:48,748 --> 00:15:50,123
make me cute again.

379
00:15:50,206 --> 00:15:51,289
It's all I've got.

380
00:15:51,373 --> 00:15:53,706
It'll all grow back in time.
Get off!

381
00:15:53,789 --> 00:15:55,373
We don't have time.

382
00:15:55,456 --> 00:15:56,498
The matinee's started.

383
00:15:56,581 --> 00:15:58,664
We've only got four
show times left.

384
00:15:58,748 --> 00:16:00,873
If we don't get Private's
hyper-cute back, ASAP,

385
00:16:00,956 --> 00:16:02,623
we may miss opening day altogether.

386
00:16:02,706 --> 00:16:04,206
Mo-vie day!

387
00:16:04,289 --> 00:16:05,706
Worst case,
I suppose the movie

388
00:16:05,789 --> 00:16:06,748
will still be playing tomorrow.

389
00:16:06,831 --> 00:16:08,206
Spoilers, Kowalski!

390
00:16:08,289 --> 00:16:09,748
They'll be everywhere
by tomorrow,

391
00:16:09,831 --> 00:16:11,789
ruining the unexpected
plot twists

392
00:16:11,873 --> 00:16:13,456
and surprising comic moments.

393
00:16:13,539 --> 00:16:15,039
We go today.

394
00:16:15,123 --> 00:16:17,248
All right, the damage
isn't too bad.

395
00:16:17,331 --> 00:16:18,706
Maybe a little black marker,

396
00:16:18,789 --> 00:16:20,456
some white correction fluid.

397
00:16:20,539 --> 00:16:22,623
Oh, okay.
[grunting]

398
00:16:23,498 --> 00:16:24,539
[giggling]

399
00:16:24,623 --> 00:16:28,248
[mumbling]

400
00:16:28,331 --> 00:16:30,123
Ohh, I'm cured.

401
00:16:30,206 --> 00:16:32,039
But are these products safe
for use on bare skin?

402
00:16:32,123 --> 00:16:33,706
I'm a scientist, Private,

403
00:16:33,789 --> 00:16:35,289
not a label reader.

404
00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:38,623
Aah! Uhh!

405
00:16:38,706 --> 00:16:40,206
It burns like fire ants!

406
00:16:40,289 --> 00:16:41,914
Fire ants on fire!

407
00:16:41,998 --> 00:16:43,664
- [screams]
- Loofah maneuver, Echo Delta.

408
00:16:43,748 --> 00:16:45,248
Go, go, go.

409
00:16:45,331 --> 00:16:48,289
Loofah, loofah,
loofah, loofah, loofah!

410
00:16:48,373 --> 00:16:50,164
[gasps]

411
00:16:50,248 --> 00:16:51,498
Um...

412
00:16:51,581 --> 00:16:52,748
What? Did you miss a spot?

413
00:16:52,831 --> 00:16:55,623
No.
We were... [gags] Very thorough.

414
00:16:55,706 --> 00:16:56,956
Gah.

415
00:16:58,331 --> 00:17:00,664
[howls]

416
00:17:00,748 --> 00:17:03,081
Well, the 1:10 show is out.

417
00:17:03,164 --> 00:17:05,664
I want to see it
thunder and lightning.

418
00:17:09,873 --> 00:17:11,456
Am I once again adorable?

419
00:17:11,539 --> 00:17:13,623
Affirmative.
Can you work your hyper-cute

420
00:17:13,706 --> 00:17:15,039
from inside there?

421
00:17:15,123 --> 00:17:17,373
Actually, I'm not sure
I can even breathe in here.

422
00:17:17,456 --> 00:17:18,539
- Oh!
- [grunts]

423
00:17:18,623 --> 00:17:20,248
Movie day, movie day,
movie day.

424
00:17:20,331 --> 00:17:24,206
Kowalski, I really think
I need an air hole.

425
00:17:24,289 --> 00:17:27,498
Wow, you look spectacular
today, Private.

426
00:17:27,581 --> 00:17:29,289
Did you change groomers?

427
00:17:29,373 --> 00:17:30,456
[hyperventilating]

428
00:17:30,539 --> 00:17:33,331
I need--I need...

429
00:17:33,414 --> 00:17:34,748
oxygen!

430
00:17:34,831 --> 00:17:36,998
Aah! [muffled trumpet]
Here come the peanuts!

431
00:17:37,081 --> 00:17:38,414
[vomits]

432
00:17:38,498 --> 00:17:39,831
Oh.

433
00:17:41,873 --> 00:17:44,873
Sayonara, 3:45 in 3D

434
00:17:44,956 --> 00:17:46,914
with cast and crew Q&A.

435
00:17:46,998 --> 00:17:47,914
I'm sorry, Skipper.

436
00:17:47,998 --> 00:17:49,664
It's all my fault.

437
00:17:49,748 --> 00:17:51,873
Oh, don't blame yourself, Private.

438
00:17:51,956 --> 00:17:53,331
- Blame that guy.
- Yeah.

439
00:17:53,414 --> 00:17:55,748
- Yeah--what?
- You call those options?

440
00:17:55,831 --> 00:17:57,456
Well, I am trying, Skipper.

441
00:17:57,539 --> 00:18:00,331
There is just no fixing
a molting body.

442
00:18:00,414 --> 00:18:03,081
- [people cooing]
- He's chasing his tail.

443
00:18:03,164 --> 00:18:05,081
[yells]

444
00:18:05,164 --> 00:18:08,456
And stop stealing
my gumballs, Rodney!

445
00:18:08,539 --> 00:18:11,748
But perhaps I can replace
a molting body.

446
00:18:11,831 --> 00:18:15,289
So you want to use Mort for
the dangerous experimentings,

447
00:18:15,373 --> 00:18:17,289
and in return I get--

448
00:18:17,373 --> 00:18:18,289
To watch.

449
00:18:18,373 --> 00:18:19,456
At these prices,

450
00:18:19,539 --> 00:18:21,206
who can be affording not to?

451
00:18:21,289 --> 00:18:24,123
So you've done
this brain switch thing before?

452
00:18:24,206 --> 00:18:26,456
- Uh-huh.
- Any nasty side effects?

453
00:18:26,539 --> 00:18:27,706
Uh-huh.

454
00:18:28,664 --> 00:18:31,998
With Private's knowhow
inside Mort's adorable body,

455
00:18:32,081 --> 00:18:34,206
we should be able
to pull the hyper-cute,

456
00:18:34,289 --> 00:18:36,498
knock out Alice,
acquire her keycard,

457
00:18:36,581 --> 00:18:37,873
deactivate the security system,

458
00:18:37,956 --> 00:18:39,706
and get across town
to our movie.

459
00:18:39,789 --> 00:18:43,498
[sighs] Nothing I love more
than a clean, simple plan.

460
00:18:43,581 --> 00:18:44,539
Execute.

461
00:18:46,206 --> 00:18:47,206
Wait.

462
00:18:47,289 --> 00:18:49,789
That is what your booties
look like

463
00:18:49,873 --> 00:18:51,789
with all the feathery things
gone?

464
00:18:51,873 --> 00:18:53,873
[laughs]

465
00:18:53,956 --> 00:18:55,748
So small and lumpy.

466
00:18:55,831 --> 00:18:58,581
[laughs]

467
00:18:58,664 --> 00:19:00,248
Bum-bums are funny.

468
00:19:01,456 --> 00:19:02,706
Seriously.

469
00:19:02,789 --> 00:19:04,873
Are Mort and me the only ones
seeing this?

470
00:19:04,956 --> 00:19:06,539
It's a tiny heinie.

471
00:19:06,623 --> 00:19:07,956
[laughter]

472
00:19:12,498 --> 00:19:14,414
[buzzing]

473
00:19:14,498 --> 00:19:15,414
Booty.

474
00:19:15,498 --> 00:19:16,914
[laughs]

475
00:19:16,998 --> 00:19:18,289
- No.
- Take cover.

476
00:19:18,373 --> 00:19:20,914
[moaning]

477
00:19:20,998 --> 00:19:22,748
I expected weirder.

478
00:19:22,831 --> 00:19:23,914
Sorry, Skipper,

479
00:19:23,998 --> 00:19:26,081
but I am thoroughly
out of ideas.

480
00:19:26,164 --> 00:19:27,831
[Julien's voice] So then I
am thinking you maybe could work

481
00:19:27,914 --> 00:19:29,498
on this problem instead.

482
00:19:29,581 --> 00:19:31,206
[Maurice's voice]
Oh, yeah. Wait.

483
00:19:31,289 --> 00:19:33,373
How come my lips don't move
when I talk?

484
00:19:33,456 --> 00:19:36,081
Where did my brain go?
Oh, no!

485
00:19:36,164 --> 00:19:37,414
Well, I guess
that's it then.

486
00:19:37,498 --> 00:19:39,289
No Commodore Danger
opening day.

487
00:19:39,373 --> 00:19:41,748
Stow that sadness, compadre.

488
00:19:41,831 --> 00:19:43,414
I've still got one idea left.

489
00:19:43,498 --> 00:19:45,664
Really? And you're bringing it
up after we've gone

490
00:19:45,748 --> 00:19:47,248
to the brain-switching well?

491
00:19:47,331 --> 00:19:49,081
You know,
you never really appreciate

492
00:19:49,164 --> 00:19:52,206
the booty's majesty until you
see it from the outside.

493
00:19:52,289 --> 00:19:54,914
Do not touch the colander.

494
00:19:54,998 --> 00:19:57,123
All right, sister,
spare me the lectures

495
00:19:57,206 --> 00:19:59,706
about how true beauty
comes from within.

496
00:19:59,789 --> 00:20:02,123
I just need
your lady makeover magic

497
00:20:02,206 --> 00:20:03,581
to fix Private's ugly.

498
00:20:03,664 --> 00:20:05,289
So we can see a movie.

499
00:20:05,373 --> 00:20:07,748
I'm not even sure
which part of that

500
00:20:07,831 --> 00:20:10,206
I should be
most offended at.

501
00:20:10,289 --> 00:20:11,998
First of all,
where is Private?

502
00:20:12,081 --> 00:20:13,581
Over here.
In the shame sack.

503
00:20:13,664 --> 00:20:14,956
Seriously?

504
00:20:15,039 --> 00:20:17,498
Oh. All right.
Come on, lose the sack, Private.

505
00:20:17,581 --> 00:20:19,123
We're all friends here.

506
00:20:19,998 --> 00:20:21,581
All right.

507
00:20:21,664 --> 00:20:23,831
Yuh! Oh!
Wow. Okay.

508
00:20:23,914 --> 00:20:26,123
See, this is--
this is fine.

509
00:20:26,206 --> 00:20:28,956
You don't need a makeover, Private.

510
00:20:29,039 --> 00:20:30,623
Oh, yeah.
He so does.

511
00:20:30,706 --> 00:20:31,664
- Yup.
- Uh-huh.

512
00:20:31,748 --> 00:20:32,706
You don't have to spare

513
00:20:32,789 --> 00:20:33,789
my feelings, Marlene.

514
00:20:33,873 --> 00:20:35,581
I mean,
beauty's only skin-deep.

515
00:20:35,664 --> 00:20:38,164
Horrid, rashy,
skin-deep.

516
00:20:38,248 --> 00:20:39,623
Right. Yeah, see,
this hyper-cute

517
00:20:39,706 --> 00:20:41,831
is still inside of you some--
somewhere.

518
00:20:41,914 --> 00:20:43,456
You know, deep down.

519
00:20:43,539 --> 00:20:45,831
All you need is someone
to believe in you.

520
00:20:45,914 --> 00:20:47,456
Are you with me?

521
00:20:48,289 --> 00:20:52,123
Desperate show times
call for desperate measures.

522
00:20:52,206 --> 00:20:55,414
- Eww!
- Yo, that is foul.

523
00:20:55,498 --> 00:20:56,664
Focus, Private.

524
00:20:56,748 --> 00:20:58,331
Just think cute.

525
00:20:58,414 --> 00:21:00,664
Puppies and kittens
and ducklings and ponies.

526
00:21:00,748 --> 00:21:01,873
[yelps]

527
00:21:01,956 --> 00:21:04,164
You again?
Ugh! Fine.

528
00:21:04,248 --> 00:21:06,998
- Let's get you to the vet.
- [whimpering]

529
00:21:07,081 --> 00:21:09,664
He's paralyzed
with crippling self-doubt.

530
00:21:09,748 --> 00:21:11,539
- Oh, no.
- He can't do it.

531
00:21:11,623 --> 00:21:12,831
Oh, yes, he can.

532
00:21:12,914 --> 00:21:14,081
Now, Private.

533
00:21:14,164 --> 00:21:15,706
Show me that hyper-cute.

534
00:21:15,789 --> 00:21:17,331
[straining]

535
00:21:17,414 --> 00:21:19,956
[grunts]

536
00:21:21,456 --> 00:21:22,248
[vomits]

537
00:21:22,331 --> 00:21:23,873
Well, that was nasty.

538
00:21:23,956 --> 00:21:25,873
[people screaming]

539
00:21:25,956 --> 00:21:26,956
[crying]

540
00:21:27,039 --> 00:21:28,539
I--I failed.

541
00:21:28,623 --> 00:21:30,373
No, Private, look!

542
00:21:30,456 --> 00:21:33,164
Hey, you!
Put down the vending machine!

543
00:21:33,248 --> 00:21:35,248
Alice is distracted
by riot control.

544
00:21:35,331 --> 00:21:38,206
Whatever that was, Private,
pour it on.

545
00:21:38,289 --> 00:21:40,081
Shh, will you ple--
focus, okay?

546
00:21:40,164 --> 00:21:41,414
You got to think cute.

547
00:21:43,706 --> 00:21:44,873
Sorry, Marlene.

548
00:21:44,956 --> 00:21:46,748
It's movie day.
Yahhh!

549
00:21:46,831 --> 00:21:49,581
If you're gonna panic,
panic toward the exits.

550
00:21:49,664 --> 00:21:50,789
Blagh!

551
00:21:50,873 --> 00:21:51,873
[screams]

552
00:21:51,956 --> 00:21:54,456
- Blagh!
- [shrieks]

553
00:21:54,539 --> 00:21:56,331
Sorry. Blagh!

554
00:21:56,414 --> 00:21:57,706
[both screaming]

555
00:21:57,789 --> 00:21:58,956
Hey, come on.

556
00:21:59,039 --> 00:22:01,123
You and you...

557
00:22:01,206 --> 00:22:03,498
all of you.
What is wrong with you?

558
00:22:03,581 --> 00:22:06,498
Keycard secure,
you beautiful monster.

559
00:22:06,581 --> 00:22:07,748
Yes!

560
00:22:07,831 --> 00:22:09,039
Look at me, world.

561
00:22:09,123 --> 00:22:11,873
- [screams]
- Um, okay, stop looking now.

562
00:22:11,956 --> 00:22:14,123
System deactivated.

563
00:22:14,206 --> 00:22:15,998
Did we make it?

564
00:22:16,081 --> 00:22:19,123
And with ten minutes
till the final showtime.

565
00:22:19,206 --> 00:22:23,373
♪ Movie day ♪

566
00:22:24,748 --> 00:22:26,914
[action movie sounds]

567
00:22:26,998 --> 00:22:29,289
Way to turn
your nauseating deformity

568
00:22:29,373 --> 00:22:30,998
into a plus, Private.

569
00:22:31,081 --> 00:22:32,581
What?
But he--he terrorized

570
00:22:32,664 --> 00:22:33,581
half the zoo.

571
00:22:33,664 --> 00:22:35,039
He made babies cry.

572
00:22:35,123 --> 00:22:37,956
He made--he made grownups cry.
I cried.

573
00:22:38,039 --> 00:22:39,956
Exactly--
the lesson here is

574
00:22:40,039 --> 00:22:41,664
always be yourself.

575
00:22:41,748 --> 00:22:43,706
That is so true.

576
00:22:45,206 --> 00:22:46,956
Uh, I think
that's my popcorn.

577
00:22:47,039 --> 00:22:48,373
[Marlene hacks up]