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[brassy upbeat music]

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♪ ♪

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♪ ♪

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- Hit it.
- ♪ Hey-oh, yah, hah ♪

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- ♪ Oh, hey-oh ♪
- Yeah.

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- ♪ Hey-oh
- ♪ Yeah, oh-hey-oh ♪

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♪ ♪

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[camera shutters clicking]

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Cute and cuddly, boys.

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[soft dramatic music]

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♪ ♪

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Hey, you!
Gladys!

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We've talked about this.

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Read the sign!

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Hmm...

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Feed the animals.

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[growls]

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Do not
feed the animals.

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Oh, Alice, dear me.

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I wouldn't dream
of doing such a thing.

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Spread 'em.

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Okay, you're clean.

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But no sneaky snacks,
I mean it!

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- All clear.
- What a jerk.

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Tell me about it.

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Now Gladys sure appreciates
what you kids have done.

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And so will
my little friends.

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Prince Edward island oysters
for my pretty little otter.

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Mm-mm-mm,
thanks, Gladys!

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Candied peanuts
for my pachyderm.

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You're the best, Gladys!

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And choco-nanas
for my chimps.

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There is an angel
who walks amongst us,

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and her name is Gladys.

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And don't think
I've forgotten about you,

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my sweet little kitties.

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[sighs]

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Still thinks we're cats.

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This food is not so food-y.

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Oh, who is needing
this Gladys person

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when we have
juicety mangoes?

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I don't suppose
I could have a mango.

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Of course
I will share, Maurice.

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One--

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- there you go.
- That's the pit.

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But someday,
it will be a mighty mango tree.

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And on that day, you will
have all the fruit you can eat!

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Other than
what is the king's.

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Then I'll still
get the pits, right?

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Oh, you are one very sour cat
today, Maurice.

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Ooh!
Sardinian sardines!

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Boys, let's show Gladys
our gratitude

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with some of
our playful penguin antics.

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Cannonball!

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Too classic to be cliché.

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Private.

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Fancy and fancy.

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Kowalski,
let's see what you--

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Oh, Kowalski, don't go
messing up our tribute

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to Gladys with one of your
experiments doomed to go wrong.

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Horribly wrong.

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Now, Skipper,
you have no data, no proof,

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nothing at all
to support your hypothesis

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my turbo-toes will not perform
exactly as planned.

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Well, I have my gut, Kowalski.

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And my gut is always
sure and true.

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[scoffs]

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Pardon me if
I choose to follow

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the careful calculations
of science over

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your lower digestive tract.

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Turbo-toes field test 1.0.

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And here we go--

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[yelling]

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No!

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Make it stop!
[screams]

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[grunts]

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Now my gut says
"I told you so."

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Next something for the rhin--
Oh!

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Ow, my arm!

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[all gasping]

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How could such
a horrible thing

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happen to such
a wonderful woman?

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Oh, ow!

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Hmm...

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I have a theory.

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She slipped
on your mango pit!

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Look, people,
there's something

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you're all forgetting.

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I am king,
and therefore 100%--

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Shall we skip the trial?

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A rush to judgment
works for me!

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[indistinct chatter]

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[stomach growls]

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So should I squish him?

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No, no, no!

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I have been preparing for years
for just this occasion.

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Make a hole!
Make it wide!

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Behold,
the Rump Whomper!

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[oohs and ahs]

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[overlapping chatter]

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A spanking?
No!

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My booty is
perfectly calibrated.

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This could throw it
out of wackiness!

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I may never dance again!

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Oh, you'll be
perfectly safe.

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[buzzer]

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Um, I can adjust that.
Give me a day.

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Okay then,
tomorrow, midnight sharp.

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Julien's rear will face
the Rump Whomper!

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[all cheering]

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No! No! No!

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[crying]

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[stomach rumbles]
What?

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Rump Whomper!
Whoo-hoo!

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Skipper, you don't seem
to be filled with cruel glee

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- like everyone else.
- I wanna be excited.

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But my stupid gut is telling me
that ringtail is innocent.

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- Say what?
- That's just gas, Skipper.

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[stomach rumbling]

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You hear it,
don't you?

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Now watch this.
Ringtail is guilty.

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[stomach growls]

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Of course he's guilty.

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He's always guilty!

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And even if he's
not guilty this time,

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he's guilty for a whole bunch
of other stuff.

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So that makes it right, right?
[stomach rumbling louder]

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Ow, ow, ow.

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- Whoa.
- Skipper, is that your gut?

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It's never made noises
like that before.

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I've never disagreed
with it before.

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It's always told me
sensible things.

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Like "Kowalski's inventions
will blow up."

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Or "the government is
controlling the weak-minded

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through pop music ringtones."
You know, sane stuff.

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It never said anything crazy
like "Ringtail is innocent."

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[stomach rumbles]

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- I still say it's gas.
- [stomach rumbles]

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Okay, okay, down, boy.

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- So, um, we're investigating?
- We're investigating.

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I saw him eating mangoes.
I saw him toss the pit!

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I didn't see where it landed,
but come on.

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I didn't see him
toss the pit per se,

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but I've seen him do it before.

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Doesn't take a genius
to put two and two together.

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- All right.
- Mm-hmm.

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Of course he did it, baby.

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What kind of fool
thinks he's not guilty?

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[stomach growls]
[sighs]

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We're here
to see the prisoner.

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All right,
but no funny business.

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Yes!

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Yes, you believe me!

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So the question is,
who did the crime?

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Hmm... oh, look!

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Here's Maurice
with a tearful confession

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that is totally unrehearsed.

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Just like
we rehearsed, buddy.

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I did it,
and I'd do it again.

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Wow.
Hardened criminal.

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Total lack
of remorse, huh?

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Anyway, case closed.
Book him.

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Interesting confession, Maurice.

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Because forensics shows

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there is no way you
could have tossed the mango pit

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from your position.

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Can't argue with science.

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Uh, not Maurice, Mort.

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It was Mort,
AKA "Pit-tosser Mort."

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Oh, yes!
I did the bad thing.

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It's always the quiet ones.
Anyway, case closed.

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Not so fast!

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I'd like to see mort toss
this mango pit over that wall.

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♪ ♪

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[grunting]

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[yells]

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You can't--

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Okay, okay,
I'll get this.

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Okay,
give me--give me a second.

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Um...
uh...

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I'm being framed
by you guys?

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I mean, you got to admit,
you got the motives.

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Right?
Eh?

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[sighs]
Skipper, I'm sorry, but--

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Yeah, yeah, I get it.
My gut is... wrong.

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[stomach growls]

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No!
Ringtail is guilty.

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Accept it!
Accept it!

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Come on, let's hurry.

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Ringtail spanking!
Whoo-hoo!

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It's like Christmas morning
for Rico.

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Yes, I just hope
Santa shows up.

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What do you mean
by that?

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I mean, I hope
your Rump Whomper works.

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It will. Flawlessly.

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Well, that's what you said
about your Turbo-Toes.

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Wha--I--yes, there were
flaws with the toes, I admit.

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I've pinpointed 86 so far.

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First off, my swagger,
17.4% too cocky.

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Next, barometric pressure--

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Showtime!

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- Coming, Skipper?
- No, Private.

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I don't have
the stomach for this.

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Literally.

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[stomach rumbles]
Yeah, same to you, pal.

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Poor Skipper.

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Nobody cares.
Let's go!

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♪ Rump Whomper ♪
Whoo!

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Now my gut says
"I told you so."

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Hot skirt steak.

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Did I just see
what I thought I saw?

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Now my gut says
"I told you so."

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I don't believe it.

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Ringtail is--is innocent!

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[stomach rumbling]

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Okay, okay,
you were right.

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Don't get all gloaty about it.

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One minute to midnight.
There's still time!

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[bell tolling]

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Midnight.

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Let's do this thing.

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Please.
Please save the booty!

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[whimpers]

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Stop!

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[buzzer buzzes]
[groaning]

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Told you it'd work.

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You shoved
my booty to safety!

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In a kind of rough way.
I did not care for

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But why, Skipper?

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Why did you take the punishment
for King Julien?

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Because he didn't deserve it.
I did.

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Skipper, what are you
talking about?

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Private, all the answers
are here

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on Kowalski's video camera.

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My gut says, "I told you so."

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Whoa!

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And something
for the rhino--oh!

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- Mm, still don't get it.
- Ugh, look again.

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I made the splash.

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Uh-huh, and then
that guy dropped a peanut.

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Oh, a rat tried
to run with it!

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Cart meet tail.
Ouch!

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Peanut caused a change
in Frankie's flight path.

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Right into Julien's
mango pit!

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Smack dab
in the old lady's path.

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Boom!

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So I am not guilty!

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♪ I told you, all of you ♪

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Gosh, the only real crime

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was our revenge-driven
mob mentality.

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Yup,
we're all super-guilty.

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Everyone into
the Rump Whomper!

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The Rump Whomper worked.
It worked!

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- All too well.
- Oh, my butt.

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So your gut
was right all along.

256
00:11:35,123 --> 00:11:36,581
'Course it was,
young Private.

257
00:11:36,664 --> 00:11:38,789
Always go
with your gut instinct.

258
00:11:38,873 --> 00:11:42,204
[burps]
Okay, maybe it was gas.

259
00:11:45,831 --> 00:11:48,747
[dramatic music]

260
00:11:48,831 --> 00:11:54,914
♪ ♪

261
00:11:54,997 --> 00:11:56,914
[humming melody]

262
00:11:56,997 --> 00:11:59,247
♪ ♪

263
00:11:59,331 --> 00:12:01,914
Mm?
Huh?

264
00:12:05,539 --> 00:12:08,039
That's right, sno-cone guy.

265
00:12:08,122 --> 00:12:10,247
Just follow
the orange line.

266
00:12:10,331 --> 00:12:13,539
You too,
misters pretzel and hot dog.

267
00:12:13,622 --> 00:12:15,539
It's all coming together.

268
00:12:15,622 --> 00:12:18,831
Rico,
where's my boom-boom shrub?

269
00:12:21,039 --> 00:12:23,789
They call it
a crime against nature.

270
00:12:23,872 --> 00:12:27,372
Three snack foods exploding
into one unholy treat!

271
00:12:27,456 --> 00:12:28,872
Hot sno-zels!

272
00:12:28,956 --> 00:12:31,539
Oh, it sounds
inexplicably delicious.

273
00:12:31,622 --> 00:12:33,914
Kowalski,
talk to me, baby.

274
00:12:33,997 --> 00:12:35,289
All clear, Skipper.

275
00:12:35,372 --> 00:12:38,122
We are a go for--
[shrieking incoherently]

276
00:12:38,206 --> 00:12:40,956
Operation compromised.
Man down!

277
00:12:42,789 --> 00:12:44,164
all: My cart!

278
00:12:44,247 --> 00:12:46,289
Kowalski!
He's been frozen!

279
00:12:46,372 --> 00:12:47,622
Shield your gaze, Private.

280
00:12:47,706 --> 00:12:49,706
Some mad man
has finally cracked

281
00:12:49,789 --> 00:12:51,622
- the Medusa code!
- No, Skipper.

282
00:12:51,706 --> 00:12:55,289
It's INVEXPO.
[cackles]

283
00:12:55,372 --> 00:12:56,622
Is that
something naughty then?

284
00:12:56,706 --> 00:12:59,039
The Invention Expo.

285
00:12:59,122 --> 00:13:03,289
Annual showcase for the world's
greatest scientific creations,

286
00:13:03,372 --> 00:13:05,331
and it's in Manhattan
this year.

287
00:13:05,414 --> 00:13:06,664
[gulps]

288
00:13:06,747 --> 00:13:08,497
I missed hot sno-zels

289
00:13:08,581 --> 00:13:11,331
for some
slide-ruling nerdfest?

290
00:13:11,414 --> 00:13:13,997
All the brightest minds
of gizmo-gineering

291
00:13:14,081 --> 00:13:15,372
and doo-daddery will be there,

292
00:13:15,456 --> 00:13:17,497
and you can tell I'm excited
because my voice

293
00:13:17,581 --> 00:13:19,664
is getting higher and higher
to the point of--

294
00:13:19,747 --> 00:13:21,706
[glass shattering]
[car alarms blaring]

295
00:13:21,789 --> 00:13:24,497
- Can we go?
- [groans]

296
00:13:24,581 --> 00:13:27,372
Where is
this geek-stravaganza?

297
00:13:27,456 --> 00:13:29,247
The exact location
appears to be blocked

298
00:13:29,331 --> 00:13:31,414
by that curled up
billboard section.

299
00:13:31,497 --> 00:13:34,622
But that's no problem
for science!

300
00:13:34,706 --> 00:13:37,414
I call it...
the Extend-o-grab.

301
00:13:37,497 --> 00:13:38,872
[car alarm blares]

302
00:13:38,956 --> 00:13:40,914
Oh, how handy.

303
00:13:42,289 --> 00:13:43,497
[sighs]

304
00:13:43,581 --> 00:13:46,706
And thus we reveal
INVEXPO is

305
00:13:46,789 --> 00:13:50,039
right here in central park?

306
00:13:50,122 --> 00:13:53,039
[quirky upbeat music]

307
00:13:53,122 --> 00:14:00,039
♪ ♪

308
00:14:03,081 --> 00:14:04,289
Yes!

309
00:14:04,372 --> 00:14:07,497
I am the luckiest penguin
in the worl--

310
00:14:09,122 --> 00:14:10,289
Ow.

311
00:14:10,372 --> 00:14:12,872
There.
Good as new.

312
00:14:12,956 --> 00:14:14,664
Except for the painful
fractures in both legs.

313
00:14:14,747 --> 00:14:16,872
[groans]
[muttering incoherently]

314
00:14:16,956 --> 00:14:18,706
I recommend
keeping him confined

315
00:14:18,789 --> 00:14:21,539
to the children's zoo nursery
until the cast comes off.

316
00:14:21,622 --> 00:14:22,956
Nothing speeds healing

317
00:14:23,039 --> 00:14:25,581
like a quiet, gentle,
and sanitary environment.

318
00:14:25,664 --> 00:14:27,914
Whatever.

319
00:14:27,997 --> 00:14:30,914
[quirky music]

320
00:14:30,997 --> 00:14:34,747
♪ ♪

321
00:14:34,831 --> 00:14:38,081
Here we go, little fella.
Some mobility for you.

322
00:14:38,164 --> 00:14:40,289
[panicked grunts]

323
00:14:40,372 --> 00:14:41,706
Don't worry.

324
00:14:41,789 --> 00:14:44,081
You'll have 30 days in here
to get used to it.

325
00:14:44,164 --> 00:14:45,581
Pfft, turn your back,

326
00:14:45,664 --> 00:14:48,622
and I'll be out at INVEXPO
in 30 seconds.

327
00:14:50,331 --> 00:14:53,622
Lights out at 9:30.

328
00:14:55,247 --> 00:14:56,747
[sighs]

329
00:14:56,831 --> 00:14:58,997
86 that slump, soldier.

330
00:14:59,081 --> 00:15:02,497
We're busting you out
of this junior jug joint.

331
00:15:05,247 --> 00:15:07,372
Ow!

332
00:15:07,456 --> 00:15:08,414
It...

333
00:15:08,497 --> 00:15:09,456
hurts... my...

334
00:15:09,539 --> 00:15:10,789
face!

335
00:15:10,872 --> 00:15:13,122
Do you think we're
not pulling hard enough?

336
00:15:13,206 --> 00:15:15,081
Ow!

337
00:15:16,206 --> 00:15:17,331
What?

338
00:15:17,414 --> 00:15:19,622
- [groaning]
- Sorry, compadre.

339
00:15:19,706 --> 00:15:22,956
Looks like it's a month
in the pastel hoosegow.

340
00:15:23,039 --> 00:15:25,831
30 days of sunny colors
and bunny murals?

341
00:15:25,914 --> 00:15:28,122
- Lucky!
- Wrong, Private!

342
00:15:28,206 --> 00:15:30,872
30 days in the hole
does things to a prisoner.

343
00:15:30,956 --> 00:15:33,331
The mind cracks.
Madness creeps in.

344
00:15:33,414 --> 00:15:36,122
Filling the brain with
horrible thoughts and images.

345
00:15:36,206 --> 00:15:37,497
You realize
this is the worst pep talk

346
00:15:37,581 --> 00:15:38,789
you've ever given?

347
00:15:38,872 --> 00:15:40,872
Just stay focused
and try not to think

348
00:15:40,956 --> 00:15:44,039
about any delightful activities
you might be missing.

349
00:15:44,122 --> 00:15:47,622
It's science time!

350
00:15:47,706 --> 00:15:49,414
♪ INVEXPO ♪

351
00:15:49,497 --> 00:15:51,247
[whimpers]

352
00:15:51,331 --> 00:15:52,831
Steady.

353
00:15:52,914 --> 00:15:54,914
We're gonna help you through
this whatever it takes.

354
00:15:54,997 --> 00:15:56,164
I know!

355
00:15:56,247 --> 00:15:57,497
We could go
to the science fair

356
00:15:57,581 --> 00:15:59,664
and give Kowalski
a smashing report.

357
00:15:59,747 --> 00:16:02,581
[both groaning]

358
00:16:04,039 --> 00:16:06,414
[whines]
Fine.

359
00:16:06,497 --> 00:16:08,164
If it'll keep you sane,

360
00:16:08,247 --> 00:16:11,331
I'll slog through
this pencil-necked clambake.

361
00:16:11,414 --> 00:16:13,831
- Let's roll.
- Whoo-hoo!

362
00:16:14,997 --> 00:16:17,164
You can do this, Kowalski.

363
00:16:17,247 --> 00:16:19,122
If Skipper is willing
to endure

364
00:16:19,206 --> 00:16:21,497
that kind of torment,
then surely I can--

365
00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:24,039
Whoo-hoo!
I was wrong!

366
00:16:24,122 --> 00:16:26,497
It's great!

367
00:16:26,581 --> 00:16:28,456
[yelling angrily]

368
00:16:28,539 --> 00:16:31,414
No, no,
I'm a stone-cold genius.

369
00:16:31,497 --> 00:16:34,872
I don't need INVEXPO
to fight off the stir-crazies.

370
00:16:34,956 --> 00:16:37,664
My own brain
will keep me entertained.

371
00:16:38,206 --> 00:16:39,164
Do you have any threes?

372
00:16:44,414 --> 00:16:45,747
No.

373
00:16:45,831 --> 00:16:47,664
[excited chatter]

374
00:16:47,747 --> 00:16:50,872
[growls]

375
00:16:53,414 --> 00:16:56,539
[clock ticking]

376
00:17:03,289 --> 00:17:05,872
Be careful,
Commodore Fluffington.

377
00:17:05,956 --> 00:17:07,872
I think the east wall bunnies

378
00:17:07,956 --> 00:17:10,122
are plotting
a violent uprising.

379
00:17:19,164 --> 00:17:21,539
This is where they keep
all the cute baby animals.

380
00:17:21,622 --> 00:17:23,081
Where are the babies?

381
00:17:25,331 --> 00:17:26,456
[snarls]

382
00:17:26,539 --> 00:17:28,664
[both screaming]

383
00:17:33,789 --> 00:17:35,747
Kowalski?
Are you... okay?

384
00:17:35,831 --> 00:17:40,247
Oh, I'm fine.
Who needs INVEXPO?

385
00:17:40,331 --> 00:17:42,289
I made
my own invention!

386
00:17:42,372 --> 00:17:43,414
See?

387
00:17:43,497 --> 00:17:45,206
Um, what does it do?

388
00:17:45,289 --> 00:17:48,956
Well, why don't we plug it
into your head and find out?

389
00:17:49,039 --> 00:17:50,331
Hmm?

390
00:17:50,414 --> 00:17:52,956
Um...
[screams]

391
00:17:53,039 --> 00:17:56,081
Come back, Private,
I'm not nuts!

392
00:17:56,164 --> 00:17:59,372
I'm just seeing
little green men...

393
00:18:01,622 --> 00:18:03,789
Beaming down from the sky.

394
00:18:03,872 --> 00:18:06,331
Wait a minute,
is that really happening,

395
00:18:06,414 --> 00:18:08,622
or is it just
a mad man's hallucination?

396
00:18:08,706 --> 00:18:10,997
What do you think, Commodore?

397
00:18:11,081 --> 00:18:12,789
It's... real?

398
00:18:13,914 --> 00:18:16,164
[gasps]
A space squid!

399
00:18:16,247 --> 00:18:18,039
[grunting]

400
00:18:31,539 --> 00:18:33,664
Must... save... planet!

401
00:18:33,747 --> 00:18:37,164
Curse this baby-proof prison.

402
00:18:37,247 --> 00:18:40,331
The rest of the team--
surely they'll notice?

403
00:18:40,414 --> 00:18:42,664
[whooping]

404
00:18:42,747 --> 00:18:44,247
Oh,
and Kowalski's gone bonkers.

405
00:18:44,331 --> 00:18:45,747
Yep, called that one.

406
00:18:46,831 --> 00:18:49,039
Somebody!
Anybody!

407
00:18:50,581 --> 00:18:52,122
Marlene!
Over here.

408
00:18:56,081 --> 00:18:58,372
Ow!
What the--?

409
00:19:00,081 --> 00:19:01,081
Kowalski?

410
00:19:04,747 --> 00:19:05,789
[yells]

411
00:19:05,872 --> 00:19:08,331
What--what the--

412
00:19:08,414 --> 00:19:10,039
Space squid.

413
00:19:10,122 --> 00:19:12,956
And I can only assume
it's here for INVEXPO.

414
00:19:13,039 --> 00:19:16,206
INVEXPO is like
an Earth technology buffet.

415
00:19:16,289 --> 00:19:18,997
Who knows what kind of
world-conquering devices

416
00:19:19,081 --> 00:19:20,997
he's liable to pilfer
from there?

417
00:19:21,081 --> 00:19:23,372
Okay, but then why is he
landing in your habitat?

418
00:19:23,456 --> 00:19:24,706
Well, I don't know why--

419
00:19:24,789 --> 00:19:26,247
Habita--habita--
ha--what--

420
00:19:27,497 --> 00:19:30,164
[speaking alien language]

421
00:19:32,914 --> 00:19:37,247
[grunting and muttering]

422
00:19:37,331 --> 00:19:38,539
The Extend-o-grab?

423
00:19:38,622 --> 00:19:39,539
Why would--

424
00:19:39,622 --> 00:19:41,331
[speaking alien language]

425
00:19:41,414 --> 00:19:42,706
Of course.

426
00:19:42,789 --> 00:19:44,206
Space squids
are dangerous enough

427
00:19:44,289 --> 00:19:45,872
with nothing
but tentacles.

428
00:19:45,956 --> 00:19:48,372
If they master
hand-finger technology,

429
00:19:48,456 --> 00:19:49,706
they'll be unstoppable!

430
00:19:49,789 --> 00:19:51,372
[gasps]
That's awful!

431
00:19:51,456 --> 00:19:53,706
And awfully flattering.

432
00:19:53,789 --> 00:19:55,706
All the greatest gizmos
in the world

433
00:19:55,789 --> 00:19:57,872
and the squids want mine?

434
00:19:57,997 --> 00:20:01,122
I heart you too,
evil alien armada.

435
00:20:02,497 --> 00:20:05,122
And of course
they must be stopped.

436
00:20:05,206 --> 00:20:07,414
Skipper
lives for this, right?

437
00:20:07,497 --> 00:20:09,497
Brakes, Rico, brakes!

438
00:20:11,081 --> 00:20:13,206
Otherwise occupied.

439
00:20:13,289 --> 00:20:14,831
But you're trapped
in the nursery.

440
00:20:14,914 --> 00:20:15,914
I mean, who else
could even tr--

441
00:20:15,997 --> 00:20:18,456
uh.
Oh, boy.

442
00:20:18,539 --> 00:20:21,414
[speaking alien language]

443
00:20:27,956 --> 00:20:29,789
Come on, Marlene.

444
00:20:29,872 --> 00:20:31,914
Just like we planned it.

445
00:20:31,997 --> 00:20:34,414
Grab that
tractor-beam platform,

446
00:20:34,497 --> 00:20:36,664
stop the space squid.

447
00:20:36,747 --> 00:20:37,997
He--
hey!

448
00:20:38,081 --> 00:20:40,081
Yes! Now get it
out of there before--

449
00:20:40,164 --> 00:20:41,789
look out behind you!

450
00:20:43,247 --> 00:20:44,664
[indistinct panicked speech]

451
00:20:44,747 --> 00:20:47,497
Yeah, I know, how super-spy
awesome am I, right?

452
00:20:47,581 --> 00:20:49,456
[chuckles]

453
00:20:49,539 --> 00:20:50,956
[yells]

454
00:20:51,039 --> 00:20:52,539
Oh, the disc,

455
00:20:52,622 --> 00:20:54,997
the disc, the--
He's going to escape!

456
00:20:56,497 --> 00:20:57,456
[laughs]

457
00:20:57,539 --> 00:20:58,956
Eat salt, squiddy!

458
00:20:59,039 --> 00:21:02,456
Melt your ugly face,
squid-guy...

459
00:21:02,539 --> 00:21:06,039
who's... not... melting.

460
00:21:06,122 --> 00:21:10,122
That would be slugs.
Salt melts slugs.

461
00:21:10,206 --> 00:21:11,914
[speaking alien language]

462
00:21:11,997 --> 00:21:13,789
No!
Over here!

463
00:21:13,872 --> 00:21:16,539
- I'm the inventor!
- Kowalski, help!

464
00:21:16,622 --> 00:21:20,206
Let her go, you slimy
hyper-grown galactic seafood!

465
00:21:22,497 --> 00:21:23,581
The bunny said it.

466
00:21:25,914 --> 00:21:29,247
All right, so that's
how it's going down, huh?

467
00:21:29,331 --> 00:21:32,664
- [laughs]
- Yes, laugh away.

468
00:21:32,747 --> 00:21:34,747
I may only have half my body,

469
00:21:34,831 --> 00:21:36,831
but I still have
all of my brain.

470
00:21:36,914 --> 00:21:39,331
Come on, slimy!

471
00:21:39,414 --> 00:21:43,497
Yes, I'd have to be crazy
to take you on mano-a-mano.

472
00:21:43,581 --> 00:21:45,956
I'm plum loco.

473
00:21:49,539 --> 00:21:51,414
Dang.

474
00:21:51,497 --> 00:21:52,789
Kowalski!

475
00:21:52,872 --> 00:21:56,664
It's okay, Marlene.
I've got backup.

476
00:21:56,747 --> 00:22:00,289
Commodore Fluffington,
why do you do nothing?

477
00:22:02,289 --> 00:22:04,289
Ow!

478
00:22:04,372 --> 00:22:06,039
Yes, Marlene!
Poke him.

479
00:22:06,122 --> 00:22:08,164
Poke him mercilessly!

480
00:22:08,247 --> 00:22:11,039
[grunting angrily]

481
00:22:11,122 --> 00:22:14,372
[yelling in alien language]

482
00:22:14,456 --> 00:22:16,789
Aw, yeah,
it's an Earth party, my friend,

483
00:22:16,872 --> 00:22:18,706
and you're not invited!

484
00:22:18,789 --> 00:22:23,956
Oh, who's giant exposed brain
didn't see that coming, huh?

485
00:22:24,039 --> 00:22:25,747
Genius wins again, baby!

486
00:22:25,831 --> 00:22:26,789
Whoo!

487
00:22:26,872 --> 00:22:28,622
[screaming]

488
00:22:30,122 --> 00:22:32,331
Well, look who flew the coop.

489
00:22:32,414 --> 00:22:33,872
How's the insanity
going then?

490
00:22:33,956 --> 00:22:35,414
Right as rain, Private.

491
00:22:35,497 --> 00:22:38,164
It turns out I don't need
to see INVEXPO.

492
00:22:38,247 --> 00:22:40,789
I have already witnessed
the greatest invention

493
00:22:40,872 --> 00:22:42,956
this world has to offer.

494
00:22:45,831 --> 00:22:48,664
[brassy upbeat music]

495
00:22:48,747 --> 00:22:55,664
♪ ♪