[brassy detective music]
[computer tracking sounds]
And now, part two...
- of my plan. - So Doc,
you're saying trapping skipper, jacking his brain,
and getting the top secret scoop
on how to attack the other penguins was all part one?
Yes. What's your point, red one?
Well, it's just that that sounds like, uh,
three parts right there.
Those were phases.
Trust me, it will all make sense in the end.
Well, you're the mastermind.
Indeed. And now, activate...
deep voice: Mind Jack--Jack--Jack--
subterranean attack pod!
I didn't even know we had one of those.
Part two, phase one. Did you even read the action plan?
Yeah, can't hear you, Doc.
deep voice: Who built this?
It's not my fault, he never sat still for a fittin'.
Yeah, we better launch him, before he gets really cranky.
[muffled groan]
[warning tone]
[snores]
[sleepy grunts and groans]
[starts] I must have that brainy penguin's
super-special energy thing!
Stealin' is bad, and stealin' from the penguins
is a pile of extra bad on top.
Like hot fudge on ice cream.
Mort makes a lucid point.
- Yummy! - Your majesty,
please listen to me-- go back to sleep.
Fine. Even though your warning of badness
did not mention hot fudge at all.
I will listen to you this one time, Maurice.
Sleep decree starting... now.
- [grunts] - [giggles]
[grunts] Hmm.
Is there something in your eye--
is there something in your face, Mort?
Something like my "Shut up" hand?
[tires screech]
[car horn]
I mean, of all the hysterical, strange agents, I get you?
Why not a dame? Maybe one of those
flirtatious chinstrap sisters from Punta Mita.
Skipper, you have got to listen to me!
Ah, that is where you're wrong.
I have to hear you, because you won't shut up.
But I do not have to listen.
Well, if you appreciated my guidance, I might tell you
you're going the wrong way.
Which, by the way, you are.
Bah! I know New York like the back of my, um, uh--
this thing, uh, what do you call it?
This-- what is this?
Mm? Mm?
[grumbles]
You know what? I'll bet I can make you disappear.
Mind over blather.
Yeah? Okay, okay, sure.
I can take a subtle hint.
- I don't do subtle. - You'll be sorry.
Hoo-ah! What do you know, it worked!
Good on me. High five myself.
Oof! [whimpers]
[train horn blares]
[struggles]
recorded voice: There is only one way in.
Tunnel 13b, but let's just say, it's full of nasty surprises.
As am I. Deploy decoys!
recorded voice: No foe could survive that tunnel of doom.
[evil laugh] Ow.
[gasps]
[grunts]
[snoring]
[grumbling sleepily]
Skipper. [grunts] Skipper!
[imitating Skipper] Uh, I'm the bossy penguin,
so y'all need to be snoozin',
or there's gonna be some bruisin'!
Aye-aye.
Nailed it.
I will hit the buttons in the order that I love them the most.
Blue... red... green... Bacon... lady bug...
and... gumball.
[suspicious muttering]
What is it, Rico?
- I don't know. - I'm sure it's nothing.
You're probably just on edge because Skipper isn't here.
Still.
He's never been gone this long.
Maybe we should be worried.
- Told ya. - Very well,
if it will make everyone feel better,
then we'll set aside some time for worrying.
How's noonish?
Works for me.
[protests indistinctly]
Well, I should think you could reschedule that.
[protests indistinctly]
Well, that's true. We could start worrying now.
[low rumble]
Yeah, now's good.
- [whimpers] - [shudders]
Sounds like a giant rolling... attack pod?
[scoffs] There's no such thing.
- [yells] - [indistinct yelling]
Guess who, pen-gu-ins!
[whimpers] Blowhole!
Okay, we must guess
the brainy penguin's secrety unlock-the-lock code.
Mort! How did you do that?
With my fingers.
No, I mean, what did you punchety-punch in there?
Doris.
Oh, the dolphin lady who broke him?
Yes, he does go on and on about her.
About who?
Doris.
- Who's Doris? - She--
never mind.
Oh-ho! I did it!
Look how it glows!
Ooh, and hums!
And vibrates. Violently.
- In you go. - [giggles]
The evil energy readings are immense!
We're looking at some sort of diabologizer.
[garbled] Diabologizer?
It makes things evil.
I don't like the sound of that at all.
Embrace the awesome, private.
You'll make a terrific monster.
Oh! This would be an excellent time for Skipper to come home.
Sadly, young private, Skipper is not racing to the rescue.
Ever again.
Wrong, Blowhole! Skipper's out there, I know it!
And as long as there is a breath in his body, he will...
- thwart you. - Yeah!
all: Oof! Oh!
[yelps]
- [energy winds down] - [shudders and grunts]
That blowjoe guy just blasted my player. Not cool, man!
On the bright side, we're not evil.
- [garbled] True. - On the dark side, there's...
- that. - [garbled] True.
It has that explodey look about it.
[energy pulsates]
I made it. My team needs me, and I am here.
Yeah, you're here...
at the Bronx Zoo.
- That's the Central Park Zoo! - What?
[electric buzzing]
[energy pulse]
♪ What's that racket? What's the clatter? ♪
♪ We're under attack, it's a life or death matter ♪
♪ I was in a deep sleep peanut dream ♪
♪ I heard what I believe to be a scream ♪
♪ That wasn't me, that was bada ♪
Hey, yo, I was just... ♪ Startled ♪
♪ But what is this light? ♪
♪ In the middle of the night ♪
♪ You have it in your sight, it's behind me, right? ♪
♪ What the heck is that? ♪
♪ Check out that mook in the starry night sky ♪
♪ Gimme a sec to wipe the sleep from me eye ♪
♪ It's showy and glowy and armed for combat ♪
both: ♪ What the heck is that? ♪
♪ Hey, wait, does something seem quite wrong ♪
♪ Oi, Joey's breaking out in song ♪
♪ Now that you point it out ♪
♪ We are croonin', no doubt ♪
♪ And Bing can't help but sing along ♪
♪ Why the heck is that? ♪
♪ I'm gonna guess it's 'cause of that creepy thing ♪
♪ Someway, somehow, that thing is making us-- ♪
all: ♪ Sing! ♪
[electronic growl]
♪ This monster gets madder and madder ♪
♪ If you hit a note that is flat ♪
all: ♪ Why the heck... is that? ♪
[electronic growl]
- ♪ Oh, dear ♪ - ♪ This is weird ♪
♪ Hey, I have a beard ♪
♪ My music box grew to hugosity ♪
♪ It's an up in the air monstrosity ♪
♪ What did King Julien say? ♪
♪ And why did he say it that way?
♪ I got this dumby-dumb urge to obey ♪
♪ This feels to me creepy and wrong ♪
♪ To be suddenly talking in song ♪
[electronic growl]
♪ Wait, I think I can explain ♪
♪ It will be extremely lame ♪
♪ Do you mind, this is science ♪
♪ It's a kind of weird alliance ♪
♪ Yes, take my experimental power cell ♪
♪ Add the diabologizer's evil spell ♪
♪ Plus Julien's mp3 player ♪
♪ The combo that makes this musical slayer ♪
all: ♪ Now, everybody sing, everybody sing ♪
♪ Everybody has to sing ♪
both: ♪ You don't have a choice, but to modulate your voice ♪
♪ Because everybody must... ♪
all: ♪ Sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing ♪
♪ The zoo is caught in an energy bubble ♪
♪ It's a melodious sort of trouble ♪
♪ Like Broadway, but involuntary ♪
♪ Don't need a rhyming dictionary ♪
♪ And if you're out of key ♪
♪ The last thing you will see ♪
♪ Is this mutant talent judge ♪
♪ Who evidently holds a grudge ♪
both: ♪ Now everybody sing, everybody sing ♪
♪ Everybody has to sing ♪
all: ♪ You don't have a choice ♪
♪ So raise your pretty voice ♪
♪ Because everybody must... ♪
all: ♪ Sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing ♪
♪ Sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing ♪
♪ Now listen to me, pen-gu-in ♪
♪ I'm all ear holes, dolph-uhh-in ♪
♪ We have to think fast ♪
♪ Before the sonic blast ♪ [yelps]
♪ I love this aberration ♪
♪ An unforeseen complication ♪
♪ Cause for celebration, I think ♪
♪ From where I stand there is a strong demand ♪
♪ To play my role, to seize control ♪
♪ This calls for a new plan ♪
♪ In my most evil dreams my parade of nasty schemes ♪
♪ Swimming fast to extremes ♪
♪ But I never thought of this ♪
♪ An unexpected twist ♪
♪ It simply cannot miss ♪
♪ I have to take this stand ♪
♪ A fate that's oh, so grand ♪
♪ To win the day, my power play ♪
♪ It's up to me to step in ♪
♪ And tame this super-weapon ♪
♪ Then the pen-gu-ins, next the zoo ♪
♪ And finally new york city, too ♪
♪ It's big and bold, a new plan ♪
♪ And cruel and cold, my new plan ♪
♪ This ultimate, crowning, supreme debut ♪
♪ Of my latest, greatest, solidest-statest brand, new... ♪
♪ Plan! ♪
So that's the Central Park Zoo?
Yeah. Not exactly how I remember it.
It seems... a little disco.
Um, excuse me, could I ask, who are you talking to?
Do I know you?
Wait, don't tell me.
I can tell you that he's not one of your men.
Obviously. But I feel like I know the guy.
Ju--just stop, because you're freakin' me out.
Okay, fine, let's go. Bye, Fred.
Fred! Ha ha! I do remember him!
♪ Only I, Doctor Blowhole know ♪
♪ How to tame this beast and so ♪
♪ Won't you listen to my power ballad solo ♪
♪ My solo ♪
♪ In a world of mediocre minds ♪
♪ Where genius is dissed by ignoramus mankind ♪
♪ Prepare to be pleasantly astounded ♪
♪ Astounded, oh ♪
♪ I want to control you ♪
all: ♪ Want to control you ♪
♪ I ♪
♪ I want to make you mine ♪
♪ I want to cajole you ♪
all: ♪ Want to cajole you ♪
♪ An offer that I hope ♪
♪ You shan't decline ♪
♪ I've got an ocean of devotion, and you're the one for me ♪
♪ A mutant disaster ♪
♪ I'll be your master ♪
♪ And together we'll be ♪
♪ In wonderful, wicked harmony ♪
♪ Like beautiful, evil destiny ♪
♪ Livin' large, in absolute charge ♪
♪ Of metropolitan N.Y.C. ♪
♪ I got an ocean of devotion, and you're the one for me ♪
♪ You're the one for me ♪
[dramatic music]
♪ It's the lilt of an angel's choir ♪
♪ I sense events taking a turn for the dire ♪
[evil laugh]
[startled grunt]
Told ya.
You're not singing. Neither am I!
If you can even call that singing.
Say what you will about the crazy dolphin,
he can sell a tune!
And some guys were not meant to sing.
Yeah, Roy.
Guys, what are we gonna do?
Blowhole's gonna take over the whole city with that thing.
We need Skipper.
Now, private, I'm sure if we all put our heads together
on this, we can come up with a plan.
And that plan is, we need Skipper!
Gentlemen!
I am home.
all: Skipper!
[laughs]
Uh, you are my team, aren't you?
- Yes, sir! - Indeed!
Hippie, I get it now. My subconscious picked you,
because you know your way around this town.
Your cross-town shortcut was genius.
I'm sensing there's more to it than that.
Not seeing it. It's now time to fight the bad guy.
You said it yourself, that's my thing, right?
- Cuckoo. - Oh, I get it.
This must look kinda crazy.
Don't worry, I'm talkin' to an invisible lion.
No, no! He's my--my spirit guide.
Wow. I really thought the night
couldn't get any weirder after the singing,
- and yet-- - Singing?
What about the bad guy?
He was the one singing.
Well, actually, we were all singing.
You, tall guy, it's, uh, Kowalski, right?
Is your last name analysis? I want to say Kowalski analysis.
Through a series of improbable events,
a giant mp3 player with the power of musical mind control
is currently flying over midtown.
- Is that it? - And...
Doctor Blowhole's at the helm.
Villainous scum! How'd he tame that beast?
Power ballad.
He has a surprisingly lovely voice...
for villainous scum.
All right, team. I may or may not be 100%, sanity-wise,
but who ever said you have to be sane to be a leader?
Skipper, even if you are a complete nutter, I'm with you!
As am I,
but promise me, after we save the city,
that you'll let me run a few tests.
Dig it.
We need our best singer out there.
And yes,
I'm lookin' at you, Ringtail.
[squeaks] I'm goin' to Broadway.
[shudders]
[tires screech]
♪ What the heck is that? ♪
♪ Here's the fact ♪
♪ We all have to sing ♪
♪ You didn't see anything ♪
[punching sound]
[laser sound]
♪ Okay, monster music box ♪
♪ King "J" know how to rocks ♪
♪ Give me a thump, so I can wake my rump ♪
♪ Give me a beat, then watch me shake my seat ♪
♪ Everybody get up and jump ♪
♪ And the beat go thump, thump, thump, yeah! ♪
♪ This is how we do it now, with the thump, thump, thump ♪
♪ Can you feel the funk? ♪
♪ When I dedicate my trunk to the... ♪
♪ Everybody get up and jump ♪
♪ And the beat go thump, thump, thump ♪
♪ Mort and Maurice, disturbing the peace ♪
♪ Everybody get up and jump and the beat go... ♪
♪ This is how we do it now, this is how we do it now ♪
♪ This is how we do it now, with the thump, thump, thump ♪
♪ Thump a little lower now ♪
deep voice: ♪ Thump, thump, thump ♪
♪ Thump a little slower now ♪
♪ Thump... thump... thump ♪
♪ And now so the music monster can hear you ♪
♪ Thump, thump, thump ♪
♪ Sing loud if the music monster gets near you ♪
♪ Thump, thump, thump ♪
♪ Bassline, bassline, got to have a bassline ♪
♪ Thump in time to the phat bassline ♪
♪ Gotta put a big bottom below this rhyme ♪
♪ Thump, thump, thump ♪
♪ Thump, thump! ♪
That's how you do it, y'all.
[evil cackle]
Ooh, so that didn't work.
Let's rethink your strategy.
♪ Okay, how come you're not singing? ♪
I think it doesn't impact me, because I'm not real.
Not sure, just, you know, a theory.
♪ No way ♪
- ♪ Show stuff is your big thing ♪ - It is ironic.
♪ 'Cause now I could use some guiding ♪
Nobody has to force me to sing.
If you need me, I am ready to cut loose!
♪ Oh, what's the use? ♪
♪ I can't hold a tune ♪
♪ But you can catch a tuna ♪
♪ A great-a big-a tuna ♪
♪ I can't rhyme with moon ♪
♪ Maybe go with... ♪ Um, Luna?
♪ You've got a song in your heart ♪
♪ It's actually my lung ♪
♪ So what if it's not great art ♪
♪ This hero prefers to be unsung ♪
Oh, come on, you can do it, Skipper!
♪ Ba da da, ba ba ba ba ♪
♪ Ba da da da da ♪
♪ Da da da da, ba ba bo ba ♪
- ♪ Skoodley-doodley ♪ - Yeah!
- Skipper, that's great! - Yeah!
♪ Be be bop ba do bop be be dop ba bum bow ♪
♪ Ba do bop zip za ♪
♪ Skuddley-wuddley, cute and cuddly ♪
- Yeah! Yeah! - ♪ We are the penguins ♪
[electrical sputtering]
♪ I remember everything, this bird can sing ♪
♪ Now I've got my marbles back, I'm ready to attack ♪
♪ That's open to debate ♪
♪ Besides, you're much too late ♪
♪ I know my name, and I've got your number ♪
♪ I overcame when you put me under ♪
♪ Your voice may be pretty ♪
♪ Keep your flippers off my city ♪
♪ Skipper's song is a distraction ♪
♪ The time has come for action ♪
♪ [rhyming gibberish] ♪
♪ Of course! Power cell extraction! ♪
♪ I say no way, this is it, end of the line ♪
♪ Victory's not his, it's mine ♪
♪ I have to disagree, this time it's not enough ♪
♪ You don't have the stuff, it's time to end this noise ♪
♪ For that, I'm counting on my boys ♪
♪ I'm thinking tango, bravo, foxtrot ♪
♪ And I will dance the robot ♪
♪ What on earth are you doing? ♪
♪ Just a little plan we're brewing ♪
♪ [retches, rhyming babble] ♪
♪ Your arrogance you'll be ruing ♪
♪ Ruing, ruing! ♪
[gasps]
[groans and wails]
♪ Smile and wave, boys! ♪
all: ♪ Smile and wave ♪
[struggles]
[grunts]
[car alarm chirp]
Farewell, pen-gu-ins!
Yes, sea mammal.
No! Not the--
deep voice: Mind-Jacker.
Ai-ee, oh.
Uh, where am I?
And we are thrilled to welcome back our old friend...
Who am I?
Flippy the dolphin!
Really? My name is Flippy.
Prepare yourselves for...
The Ring of Fire!
[Blowhole sputters]
- You know, peaches-- - Alex.
Right, Alex. I have to be honest.
Please don't...
unless it's an unexpectedly gracious compliment,
in which case, you know, play through.
Whenever I heard the real you
claim to be the King of New York,
I wanted to puke.
Okay, honesty... bad call.
But for a hippie, you're a good man in a jam.
Oh. Go on.
I mean, my noggin had choices,
and deep down, something said you.
Well, yeah, I guess so.
And I think that was one heck of a smart choice.
- Up high! - Seriously? Wow!
Aw, high-five hi-jinks with his imaginary friend.
Down low. Too slow!
Yeah, I'm done here.
[brassy detective music]