1 00:00:05,331 --> 00:00:12,456 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:42,248 --> 00:00:44,373 [laser whirring] 3 00:00:47,539 --> 00:00:48,831 Skipper's log. 4 00:00:48,914 --> 00:00:51,831 Unbeknownst to my men, I have arrived in Shanghai 5 00:00:51,914 --> 00:00:54,123 on a super-secret solo mission. 6 00:00:56,914 --> 00:01:00,289 It's nice. A little humid. 7 00:01:00,373 --> 00:01:01,831 Intelligent sources 8 00:01:01,914 --> 00:01:06,164 put a shipment of weaponized soup dumplings on this dock. 9 00:01:06,248 --> 00:01:09,039 The dim sum of all fears. 10 00:01:09,123 --> 00:01:12,456 [tense music] 11 00:01:12,539 --> 00:01:15,331 There is no dim sum, dumb-dumb! 12 00:01:15,414 --> 00:01:18,248 - Hans. - Skipper, my old frenemy. 13 00:01:18,331 --> 00:01:19,498 But you were in-- 14 00:01:19,581 --> 00:01:22,248 You think Hoboken can hold Hans the puffin? 15 00:01:22,331 --> 00:01:24,123 Well, I hoped. So this was-- 16 00:01:24,206 --> 00:01:25,331 A trap! 17 00:01:25,414 --> 00:01:28,248 Let's say we settle this with mackerel. 18 00:01:28,331 --> 00:01:29,581 Let's not. 19 00:01:31,956 --> 00:01:34,623 What was that? We always fish fight. 20 00:01:34,706 --> 00:01:36,289 You could put an eye out with that thing. 21 00:01:36,373 --> 00:01:37,664 We were in a rut. 22 00:01:37,748 --> 00:01:38,831 I don't want to be in a rut with you, Hans. 23 00:01:38,914 --> 00:01:41,206 You hurt with your words, Skipper. 24 00:01:41,289 --> 00:01:43,331 So I will hurt with my feet. 25 00:01:43,414 --> 00:01:44,331 [grunts] 26 00:01:44,414 --> 00:01:46,414 [building creaks] 27 00:01:46,498 --> 00:01:48,956 Ha! 28 00:01:49,039 --> 00:01:50,789 [yells] Oof! 29 00:01:52,248 --> 00:01:53,164 [groans] 30 00:01:53,248 --> 00:01:54,414 Aah! 31 00:01:54,498 --> 00:01:56,039 You're right, Skipper, old chum, 32 00:01:56,123 --> 00:01:57,456 this does beat the fish. 33 00:01:57,539 --> 00:02:00,039 Now, Hans, take it easy. 34 00:02:00,123 --> 00:02:01,539 Ha! [yelps] 35 00:02:01,623 --> 00:02:02,748 - [grunts] - [yelps] 36 00:02:02,831 --> 00:02:03,914 [grunts] 37 00:02:03,998 --> 00:02:05,164 Whoo! 38 00:02:05,248 --> 00:02:06,289 Ha! 39 00:02:06,373 --> 00:02:08,039 [car alarm blaring] 40 00:02:08,123 --> 00:02:09,248 - [yells] - Aah! 41 00:02:09,331 --> 00:02:10,914 - Yah! - [gasps] 42 00:02:10,998 --> 00:02:11,914 Ha! 43 00:02:11,998 --> 00:02:12,956 [yells] 44 00:02:13,039 --> 00:02:14,956 Whoa! 45 00:02:16,623 --> 00:02:19,914 Why the puzzling half smile that suggests 46 00:02:19,998 --> 00:02:22,789 you know something that I do not? 47 00:02:22,873 --> 00:02:26,539 How do you really think I got out of Hoboken, Skipper? 48 00:02:26,623 --> 00:02:27,914 Work release program? 49 00:02:27,998 --> 00:02:31,039 I had help from someone you know. 50 00:02:31,123 --> 00:02:32,623 Huh? Whoa! 51 00:02:32,706 --> 00:02:35,998 [dramatic music] 52 00:02:36,081 --> 00:02:39,998 ♪ ♪ 53 00:02:40,081 --> 00:02:41,914 [cackles] 54 00:02:41,998 --> 00:02:44,081 Pen-gu-in. 55 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:45,123 Blowhole? 56 00:02:45,206 --> 00:02:47,956 Was that an entrance, or what? 57 00:02:48,039 --> 00:02:50,498 Not that you'll remember it, thanks to my... 58 00:02:50,581 --> 00:02:52,831 Mind-jacker. 59 00:02:54,414 --> 00:02:55,456 Uh... 60 00:02:55,539 --> 00:02:58,581 [groaning] 61 00:02:58,664 --> 00:03:01,248 And now you will forget everything. 62 00:03:01,331 --> 00:03:03,248 Most importantly, 63 00:03:03,331 --> 00:03:04,831 how to swim! 64 00:03:04,914 --> 00:03:07,206 [cackles] 65 00:03:07,289 --> 00:03:08,831 [groans] 66 00:03:10,956 --> 00:03:12,831 Chimpanzees. If they show their teeth, 67 00:03:12,914 --> 00:03:16,289 that's not a smile, it means they want to eat you. 68 00:03:16,373 --> 00:03:18,623 [screams] 69 00:03:18,706 --> 00:03:21,123 Honestly, how that woman stays employed 70 00:03:21,206 --> 00:03:26,289 is a mystery worthy of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. 71 00:03:26,373 --> 00:03:28,373 Uh, why are we even here? 72 00:03:28,456 --> 00:03:30,623 Because your teachers have nervous breakdowns 73 00:03:30,706 --> 00:03:33,081 if they don't get a break from you once in a while. 74 00:03:33,164 --> 00:03:35,539 [tongues whipping and groaning] 75 00:03:35,623 --> 00:03:36,998 [groans] 76 00:03:38,539 --> 00:03:41,289 Last school group of the day, gotta make it count. 77 00:03:41,373 --> 00:03:45,748 [clock tower chiming] 78 00:03:45,831 --> 00:03:48,414 Bus time! Let's move it! 79 00:03:48,498 --> 00:03:49,998 [exciting music] 80 00:03:50,081 --> 00:03:51,623 Whee! 81 00:03:51,706 --> 00:03:53,789 Hey, I practiced that, you know. 82 00:03:53,873 --> 00:03:55,748 A little appreciation goes-- huh? 83 00:03:55,831 --> 00:03:57,164 Come on, come on. 84 00:03:57,248 --> 00:03:59,498 You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here. 85 00:03:59,581 --> 00:04:01,164 Oh, my gosh! 86 00:04:01,248 --> 00:04:02,289 Agh! 87 00:04:02,373 --> 00:04:04,581 What are you doing? [grunts] 88 00:04:04,664 --> 00:04:06,206 [struggling] You don't see anything! 89 00:04:10,664 --> 00:04:13,331 I'm totally puttin' that on the internet. 90 00:04:13,414 --> 00:04:14,664 You guys! 91 00:04:14,748 --> 00:04:17,164 [chortles] You so owe me. 92 00:04:17,248 --> 00:04:19,831 Thank you for taking an Alice for us. 93 00:04:19,914 --> 00:04:23,164 It seems my new experimental power cell, uh-- 94 00:04:23,248 --> 00:04:25,039 Blew up like all of your other experiments? 95 00:04:25,123 --> 00:04:28,998 That was merely a discharge of excess energy during assembly. 96 00:04:29,081 --> 00:04:32,164 I assure you, the power cell itself is still intact. 97 00:04:32,248 --> 00:04:35,289 All I know is Skipper is gonna be--hey, where is he? 98 00:04:35,373 --> 00:04:37,664 [mumbles indistinctly] [snores] 99 00:04:37,748 --> 00:04:40,456 Since when does Skipper take naps? 100 00:04:40,539 --> 00:04:41,831 Skipper! 101 00:04:41,914 --> 00:04:43,623 Yeah, uh, we meant to tell you, 102 00:04:43,706 --> 00:04:45,581 but we know how you get. 103 00:04:45,664 --> 00:04:47,498 [grunting] 104 00:04:47,581 --> 00:04:48,623 Yeah, like that. 105 00:04:48,706 --> 00:04:50,664 He's off on a top secret mission. 106 00:04:50,748 --> 00:04:52,873 [coughs] Zip it. [coughs] 107 00:04:52,956 --> 00:04:55,998 Okay, mm-hmm, I get it. So it's all need-to-know, 108 00:04:56,081 --> 00:04:58,164 and tippy-top secret, and if you told me, 109 00:04:58,248 --> 00:04:59,706 you'd have to [imitates cutting] me. 110 00:04:59,789 --> 00:05:02,873 Correct, correct, and you know it, lady. 111 00:05:02,956 --> 00:05:04,248 Because we don't even know where he-- 112 00:05:04,331 --> 00:05:05,831 - [grunts] - [winces] 113 00:05:05,914 --> 00:05:08,539 Really? But aren't you guys, like, I don't know, a team? 114 00:05:08,623 --> 00:05:09,789 [grunts] 115 00:05:09,873 --> 00:05:11,289 But on the rarest of occasions, 116 00:05:11,373 --> 00:05:14,706 there are missions that require that Skipper go solo. 117 00:05:14,789 --> 00:05:16,164 And when he goes to the potty. 118 00:05:16,248 --> 00:05:19,498 He adopts one of his many undercover identities. 119 00:05:19,581 --> 00:05:20,914 Except when it's the potty. 120 00:05:20,998 --> 00:05:22,206 [winces] 121 00:05:22,289 --> 00:05:24,164 And then he just vanishes to parts unknown, 122 00:05:24,248 --> 00:05:28,248 duration unknown, to do... unknown. 123 00:05:28,331 --> 00:05:31,623 It's just, no matter how much I think I know about you guys, 124 00:05:31,706 --> 00:05:34,706 haven't even scratched the weird surface. 125 00:05:34,789 --> 00:05:36,414 Okay, so he just takes off, right? 126 00:05:36,498 --> 00:05:38,748 Doesn't tell you where he's going, or what he's doing. 127 00:05:38,831 --> 00:05:39,831 And you aren't worried? 128 00:05:39,914 --> 00:05:41,123 There are few constants 129 00:05:41,206 --> 00:05:43,539 in this crazy world of ours, Marlene, 130 00:05:43,623 --> 00:05:47,289 but there is one certainty on which he can always rely. 131 00:05:47,373 --> 00:05:50,289 Skipper can take care of himself. 132 00:06:04,289 --> 00:06:06,623 [coughs] 133 00:06:06,706 --> 00:06:08,789 [suspenseful music] 134 00:06:08,873 --> 00:06:11,623 Where am I? 135 00:06:11,706 --> 00:06:13,748 Who am I? 136 00:06:13,831 --> 00:06:17,539 [cackling] 137 00:06:17,623 --> 00:06:19,289 How I have longed for this day! 138 00:06:19,373 --> 00:06:23,289 To see my arch foe totally pwned. 139 00:06:23,373 --> 00:06:27,581 I mean, did you see how he crumpled like--um, like... 140 00:06:27,664 --> 00:06:29,956 red one, what's something one crumples? 141 00:06:30,039 --> 00:06:33,789 - Uh, newspaper. - Of course, newspaper. 142 00:06:33,873 --> 00:06:36,831 I was looking for something more violent. 143 00:06:36,914 --> 00:06:39,081 - The sports section, maybe? - [groans] 144 00:06:39,164 --> 00:06:41,206 Let's just say there was much crumpling, 145 00:06:41,289 --> 00:06:42,706 thanks to my... 146 00:06:42,789 --> 00:06:44,331 Mind-jacker. 147 00:06:44,414 --> 00:06:45,956 [grumbles] 148 00:06:47,456 --> 00:06:48,914 Kowalski, options. 149 00:06:48,998 --> 00:06:51,248 You're always chasing rainbows, Private. 150 00:06:51,331 --> 00:06:52,664 Ringtail. 151 00:06:52,748 --> 00:06:54,164 Smile and wave, boys. 152 00:06:54,248 --> 00:06:56,331 Trust me, Manfredi, what could go wrong? 153 00:06:56,414 --> 00:07:02,039 Skipper's thoughts, pen-gu-in secrets, all mine. 154 00:07:02,123 --> 00:07:05,539 The penguins have an anti-matter fusion reactor core, 155 00:07:05,623 --> 00:07:07,748 let's see, one meters east of their command center. 156 00:07:07,831 --> 00:07:09,206 Gotcha. 157 00:07:09,289 --> 00:07:12,498 They got a variety of intruder defense systems in place, 158 00:07:12,581 --> 00:07:14,331 and... wow, 159 00:07:14,414 --> 00:07:17,289 Kowalski keeps his truth serum in a hot sauce bottle. 160 00:07:17,373 --> 00:07:19,623 Kowalski, you sly dog. 161 00:07:19,706 --> 00:07:21,248 Ooh, wait, I'm gettin' more details 162 00:07:21,331 --> 00:07:22,998 on their network of underground tunnels. 163 00:07:23,081 --> 00:07:25,164 Soon I will have all the data I need 164 00:07:25,248 --> 00:07:28,164 to plan my assault on the pen-gu-in H.Q. 165 00:07:28,248 --> 00:07:31,623 And there will be no Skipper to stop me. 166 00:07:31,706 --> 00:07:33,206 - Excuse me. - What? 167 00:07:33,289 --> 00:07:36,873 Dr. Mammal-fish, do you have the Wi-Fi in this place? 168 00:07:36,956 --> 00:07:38,789 I'm scheming here. 169 00:07:38,873 --> 00:07:41,039 I was locked up in Hoboken a long time, 170 00:07:41,123 --> 00:07:42,664 - I want to check my email. - [grumbles] 171 00:07:42,748 --> 00:07:44,289 [computer beeps] 172 00:07:47,123 --> 00:07:48,289 - [drum and bass music plays] - [gasps] 173 00:07:50,623 --> 00:07:52,373 [excited grunt] 174 00:07:52,456 --> 00:07:54,081 ♪ Everybody get up and jump in the beat ♪ 175 00:07:54,164 --> 00:07:55,706 ♪ Called thump thump thump, yeah ♪ 176 00:07:55,789 --> 00:07:58,789 ♪ This is how we do it now with the thump thump thump ♪ 177 00:07:58,873 --> 00:08:02,664 [rhythmic grunts] 178 00:08:02,748 --> 00:08:05,164 Ooh! 179 00:08:05,248 --> 00:08:07,873 The king is in his own little world. 180 00:08:07,956 --> 00:08:10,248 ♪ This is how we do it now with the thump thump thump ♪ 181 00:08:10,331 --> 00:08:13,664 But the feet are in my little world! 182 00:08:13,748 --> 00:08:16,664 ♪ Bass line, bass line, got to have a bass line ♪ 183 00:08:16,748 --> 00:08:19,664 [device beeping] 184 00:08:19,748 --> 00:08:21,331 Hello! 185 00:08:21,414 --> 00:08:22,539 Welcome back. 186 00:08:22,623 --> 00:08:23,914 - [grunts] - [screams] 187 00:08:23,998 --> 00:08:26,581 Maurice, this music box from the lost and found 188 00:08:26,664 --> 00:08:28,706 has lost its sound! 189 00:08:28,789 --> 00:08:29,873 Dead battery. 190 00:08:29,956 --> 00:08:32,081 But batteries cannot die. 191 00:08:32,164 --> 00:08:34,289 My boom-y box batteries never died. 192 00:08:34,373 --> 00:08:37,539 Yeah, well, I kinda replace them while you're sleeping. 193 00:08:37,623 --> 00:08:39,206 Uh, no. 194 00:08:40,998 --> 00:08:43,081 Billy, Bobby, Betty, and Bernie are still there. 195 00:08:43,164 --> 00:08:46,331 That's their, uh, grandchildren. 196 00:08:46,414 --> 00:08:47,789 Oh. 197 00:08:47,873 --> 00:08:51,414 But what about this one? The battery that has failed me. 198 00:08:51,498 --> 00:08:55,706 I shall name him Baxter. Baxter, you are a traitor! 199 00:08:55,789 --> 00:08:57,123 Don't you know who I am? 200 00:08:57,206 --> 00:09:00,289 Your Majesty, I recommend recycling at dawn. 201 00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:04,914 Yes, recycling at dawn, a most fitting fate! 202 00:09:04,998 --> 00:09:07,581 Mort! Come here and guard the prisoner. 203 00:09:07,664 --> 00:09:09,206 Okay. 204 00:09:09,289 --> 00:09:15,081 My special foot time was ruined because of you, Dead Baxter! 205 00:09:15,164 --> 00:09:17,289 And how did I get here? 206 00:09:17,373 --> 00:09:19,248 And when's the last time I ate? 207 00:09:19,331 --> 00:09:21,081 And am I currently on any medications? 208 00:09:21,164 --> 00:09:22,956 Listen up, cupcake! 209 00:09:23,039 --> 00:09:24,664 - Is that my name? - What? 210 00:09:24,748 --> 00:09:26,206 No, I was insulting you 211 00:09:26,289 --> 00:09:27,914 by referring to you as something soft and sweet. 212 00:09:27,998 --> 00:09:30,581 Ooh, that sounds yummy. Do you have one? 213 00:09:30,664 --> 00:09:32,164 Forget the cupcake! 214 00:09:32,248 --> 00:09:35,789 I'm Special Agent Buck Rotgut, and you are Skipper. 215 00:09:35,873 --> 00:09:37,164 Uh, okay. 216 00:09:37,248 --> 00:09:38,789 Now, is that a name or an insult? 217 00:09:38,873 --> 00:09:41,414 Name! But an insult is comin' up fast. 218 00:09:41,498 --> 00:09:43,081 Here's the deal. 219 00:09:43,164 --> 00:09:45,456 All the vital intel in your think melon has been swiped. 220 00:09:45,539 --> 00:09:48,956 So my name is Skipper. How come I don't remember that? 221 00:09:49,039 --> 00:09:52,164 Your brain has been tapped, it ain't rocket science. 222 00:09:52,248 --> 00:09:54,456 No, sounds more like brain science. 223 00:09:54,539 --> 00:09:55,581 Affirmative. 224 00:09:55,664 --> 00:09:57,164 Evil brain science. 225 00:09:57,248 --> 00:09:59,748 - How'd you get here? - I'm not. 226 00:09:59,831 --> 00:10:02,373 Your sweetbreads cooked me up to get you through this. 227 00:10:02,456 --> 00:10:04,998 So I'm doing this with my mind. 228 00:10:05,081 --> 00:10:06,623 Yup, and it looks like your noggin 229 00:10:06,706 --> 00:10:09,456 is makin' a last minute substitution. 230 00:10:09,539 --> 00:10:11,206 Whoa, whoa, whoa! What happened to Buck? 231 00:10:11,289 --> 00:10:13,248 I am General Shingen. 232 00:10:13,331 --> 00:10:16,206 Long did you study my theories of military strategy. 233 00:10:16,289 --> 00:10:19,039 It is my great honor to be your hallucination. 234 00:10:19,123 --> 00:10:21,998 And I am hallucinating why? 235 00:10:22,081 --> 00:10:24,373 Something deep within your subconscious 236 00:10:24,456 --> 00:10:26,623 has determined that you need a spirit guide. 237 00:10:26,706 --> 00:10:27,956 A spirit what? 238 00:10:28,039 --> 00:10:30,873 To survive this, you need guidance. 239 00:10:30,956 --> 00:10:32,248 Uh, I do? 240 00:10:32,331 --> 00:10:34,831 A vision of someone you respect, 241 00:10:34,914 --> 00:10:39,664 someone with wisdom to share, someone who can lead you home. 242 00:10:39,748 --> 00:10:42,873 And apparently that someone is not me. 243 00:10:42,956 --> 00:10:44,206 Snow Monkey? 244 00:10:44,289 --> 00:10:46,998 Oh, come on! Snow Monkey was barely here! 245 00:10:47,081 --> 00:10:51,331 [phone ringing] 246 00:10:51,414 --> 00:10:53,581 Was I not crystal clear? 247 00:10:53,664 --> 00:10:56,706 What part of "put your phones on vibrate" do you not understand? 248 00:10:59,456 --> 00:11:02,248 Uh, doc. Maybe you want to look at this. 249 00:11:02,331 --> 00:11:04,748 I think it's the "Your archenemy survived" alarm. 250 00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:06,831 No way! 251 00:11:06,914 --> 00:11:08,748 [magical shimmering] 252 00:11:08,831 --> 00:11:11,039 Oh, here we go again. 253 00:11:11,123 --> 00:11:13,039 It's showtime! 254 00:11:17,873 --> 00:11:19,998 Come on, Skipper, you don't remember me? 255 00:11:20,081 --> 00:11:22,623 My head is as fuzzy on the inside 256 00:11:22,706 --> 00:11:24,248 as yours is on the outside. 257 00:11:24,331 --> 00:11:25,914 I don't remember much of anything. 258 00:11:25,998 --> 00:11:27,498 And that's why I'm here! 259 00:11:27,581 --> 00:11:29,248 Come on, let's go, let's do this. 260 00:11:29,331 --> 00:11:30,914 All right, baby steps, okay? You with me? 261 00:11:30,998 --> 00:11:32,623 What's my name? 262 00:11:34,039 --> 00:11:36,623 Say my name, come on. Say my name. Say it. 263 00:11:36,706 --> 00:11:37,706 Say it! 264 00:11:37,789 --> 00:11:40,248 Uh, you're what, a cat? 265 00:11:40,331 --> 00:11:43,498 Yeah, big cat, technically, but good start. 266 00:11:43,581 --> 00:11:45,998 I want to say... 267 00:11:46,081 --> 00:11:47,414 Boots. 268 00:11:47,498 --> 00:11:48,748 Mittens. 269 00:11:48,831 --> 00:11:50,039 Scooter? 270 00:11:50,123 --> 00:11:52,831 Fluffy! Dusty. Buster. Peaches! 271 00:11:52,914 --> 00:11:54,123 It's Peaches, right? 272 00:11:54,206 --> 00:11:58,706 Alex? Alex the lion. You know, roar! 273 00:11:58,789 --> 00:12:00,081 We used to be neighbors. 274 00:12:00,164 --> 00:12:01,289 Then a lot of crazy stuff happened, 275 00:12:01,373 --> 00:12:05,248 and, well... spirit guide! 276 00:12:05,331 --> 00:12:07,623 [whispering] This is where you applaud. 277 00:12:09,706 --> 00:12:11,123 Anything? 278 00:12:11,206 --> 00:12:12,914 I got a lock on him. 279 00:12:12,998 --> 00:12:16,539 Fire the archenemy-seeking missile! 280 00:12:16,623 --> 00:12:19,831 [dramatic music] 281 00:12:19,914 --> 00:12:22,081 ♪ ♪ 282 00:12:22,164 --> 00:12:24,039 Can I stop now? 283 00:12:24,123 --> 00:12:25,539 Oh, yeah. Right. [chuckles] 284 00:12:25,623 --> 00:12:28,706 So anyway, I'm here to help you be you again. 285 00:12:28,789 --> 00:12:30,831 Old school spirit guidance stuff. 286 00:12:30,914 --> 00:12:33,706 Come on, let's do it! Just you and me and... that... 287 00:12:33,789 --> 00:12:35,206 missile. 288 00:12:36,623 --> 00:12:37,623 Missile? 289 00:12:40,206 --> 00:12:42,164 [dramatic music] 290 00:12:42,248 --> 00:12:43,789 [computer beeping] 291 00:12:43,873 --> 00:12:45,373 [yelps] 292 00:12:46,748 --> 00:12:50,456 - So that was pretty weird. - Not really. 293 00:12:50,539 --> 00:12:52,373 That kind of thing happens to you all the time. 294 00:12:52,456 --> 00:12:55,164 Whoa, I don't think so. I'm just a penguin. 295 00:12:55,248 --> 00:12:56,539 A penguin with enemies! 296 00:12:56,623 --> 00:12:58,331 Armed and dangerous-type enemies. 297 00:12:58,414 --> 00:13:01,414 Oh, come on. Everyone loves a penguin, right? 298 00:13:01,498 --> 00:13:03,789 We're both cute and cuddly. 299 00:13:03,873 --> 00:13:05,664 [missile whistling] 300 00:13:05,748 --> 00:13:07,373 You don't blow up cute and cuddly! 301 00:13:07,456 --> 00:13:10,998 Okay, follow my lead! Flick kick! 302 00:13:11,081 --> 00:13:12,498 Axel turn. 303 00:13:16,456 --> 00:13:18,414 Hip walk! 304 00:13:20,789 --> 00:13:22,623 Coffee grinder. 305 00:13:24,664 --> 00:13:26,831 How is he doing that? 306 00:13:26,914 --> 00:13:28,289 Plie squat, what? 307 00:13:28,373 --> 00:13:30,248 And who is he talking to? 308 00:13:37,914 --> 00:13:41,831 Way to stick the landing! You were born to dance. 309 00:13:41,914 --> 00:13:45,414 You mean like a pretty little ballerina? 310 00:13:45,498 --> 00:13:46,748 You know, you are surprisingly light 311 00:13:46,831 --> 00:13:48,789 on those little webbed toes. 312 00:13:48,873 --> 00:13:51,956 Not unlike a pretty little ballerina. 313 00:13:52,039 --> 00:13:53,873 [yelling] Noo! 314 00:13:58,206 --> 00:13:59,914 Wait! Rewind a little. 315 00:13:59,998 --> 00:14:01,081 Hans! 316 00:14:01,164 --> 00:14:02,373 Too far back, fast forward. 317 00:14:02,456 --> 00:14:04,164 Wait! Rewind a little. 318 00:14:04,248 --> 00:14:06,081 Too forward! 319 00:14:06,164 --> 00:14:07,331 [yelling] Noo! 320 00:14:07,414 --> 00:14:08,498 [stammers] That's it! Freeze it! 321 00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:10,998 You want me to freeze sound, doc? 322 00:14:11,081 --> 00:14:13,873 That is definitely the scream of an arch enemy 323 00:14:13,956 --> 00:14:16,039 who has met his doom. [chuckles] 324 00:14:16,123 --> 00:14:20,414 I mean, I can freeze picture, but sound exists in a continuum. 325 00:14:20,498 --> 00:14:22,623 I get it, whatever. 326 00:14:22,706 --> 00:14:24,831 It's just that you asked me to do the impossible, 327 00:14:24,914 --> 00:14:27,456 and, uh, not the first time, I might add. 328 00:14:27,539 --> 00:14:30,123 You know that big pot of water in the back 329 00:14:30,206 --> 00:14:34,956 that I keep at a steady, slow boil, next to the movie butter? 330 00:14:35,039 --> 00:14:36,873 [whimpers] And sound is frozen. 331 00:14:36,956 --> 00:14:39,789 See? Freezing sound, destroying Skipper. 332 00:14:39,873 --> 00:14:42,331 Here in my evil organization we do the impossible every day. 333 00:14:42,414 --> 00:14:43,914 [winces] 334 00:14:43,998 --> 00:14:45,623 With the right attitude, some teamwork, 335 00:14:45,706 --> 00:14:48,123 and a constant, overwhelming fear of my wrath, 336 00:14:48,206 --> 00:14:51,623 we can do anything! 337 00:14:51,706 --> 00:14:53,664 Yes! 338 00:14:53,748 --> 00:14:56,623 Dude, wicked awkward. 339 00:14:56,706 --> 00:14:58,039 You know, if I wasn't imaginary, 340 00:14:58,123 --> 00:14:59,664 that slap would've really hurt. 341 00:14:59,748 --> 00:15:01,414 I am not a ballerina. 342 00:15:01,498 --> 00:15:03,623 This is not a dancer's body. 343 00:15:03,706 --> 00:15:05,998 My body is a... is a... 344 00:15:06,081 --> 00:15:07,539 a living weapon? 345 00:15:07,623 --> 00:15:09,123 What the heck kind of penguin am I? 346 00:15:09,206 --> 00:15:11,164 Psychotic. Which ordinarily would be a problem, 347 00:15:11,248 --> 00:15:13,081 but hey! That's you. 348 00:15:13,164 --> 00:15:15,498 That's Skipper! Leader of team psycho! 349 00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:17,164 Are you on my team? 350 00:15:17,248 --> 00:15:19,789 Uh, no. No. I have, like, my own team. 351 00:15:19,873 --> 00:15:22,039 Uh, Team Alex. The larger mammals, mainly. 352 00:15:22,123 --> 00:15:23,206 You have your guys. 353 00:15:23,289 --> 00:15:25,373 Right. It's all coming back to me. 354 00:15:25,456 --> 00:15:27,331 Manfredi and Johnson. 355 00:15:27,414 --> 00:15:29,373 I can't wait to see those knuckleheads. 356 00:15:29,456 --> 00:15:32,498 Um, yeah, not them, uh, so much, 357 00:15:32,581 --> 00:15:34,498 but it's a good team, a solid team, 358 00:15:34,581 --> 00:15:36,248 your team! Hoo-ahh! 359 00:15:36,331 --> 00:15:39,373 And this team of mine does what? 360 00:15:39,456 --> 00:15:41,623 Missions. Secret missions. 361 00:15:41,706 --> 00:15:43,914 Need-to-know, hush-hush commando stuff. 362 00:15:43,998 --> 00:15:45,039 Hoo-ha-ha-ha! 363 00:15:45,123 --> 00:15:47,373 Hmm, does sound a skosh psychotic. 364 00:15:47,456 --> 00:15:49,039 Well, some might say that. 365 00:15:49,123 --> 00:15:51,331 And by some, I mean me. I say that, all the time. 366 00:15:51,414 --> 00:15:54,581 - So if someone attacked me-- - Then your guys are next. 367 00:15:54,664 --> 00:15:57,206 We're talking danger here. 368 00:15:57,289 --> 00:15:58,539 They need you! 369 00:16:00,373 --> 00:16:02,539 Really? If you say so. 370 00:16:02,623 --> 00:16:04,914 Okay, okay. Then I have got to get home. 371 00:16:04,998 --> 00:16:06,914 Good! Yes! Sounds like a plan. 372 00:16:06,998 --> 00:16:08,706 You're the man with the plan. 373 00:16:08,789 --> 00:16:10,289 The... penguin man... with the-- 374 00:16:10,373 --> 00:16:12,164 - Build a raft. - Yes! Do that. 375 00:16:12,248 --> 00:16:14,623 Huh, turns out I'm a great spirit guide. 376 00:16:14,706 --> 00:16:16,498 Add that to the resume. [sighs] 377 00:16:16,581 --> 00:16:18,914 Good to have a fallback career if the zoo thing goes south. 378 00:16:18,998 --> 00:16:20,748 South, right. 379 00:16:20,831 --> 00:16:22,873 And when construction of the aforementioned raft is complete, 380 00:16:22,956 --> 00:16:26,206 I set sail for home. Antarctica. 381 00:16:26,289 --> 00:16:27,748 Right! Wait, what? 382 00:16:27,831 --> 00:16:30,581 Doc! Where are you? 383 00:16:30,664 --> 00:16:32,206 Paging Dr. Blowhole. 384 00:16:32,289 --> 00:16:35,373 Dr. Blowhole, please report to attack planning. 385 00:16:35,456 --> 00:16:36,581 Who's over there? 386 00:16:36,664 --> 00:16:38,081 Attack planning will have to wait. 387 00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:41,914 I need to pop by Mutation Development. 388 00:16:41,998 --> 00:16:47,081 Hard to imagine an animal more sweet and innocent than a bunny. 389 00:16:47,164 --> 00:16:49,289 But doc, the analysis of Penguin H.Q. 390 00:16:49,373 --> 00:16:50,706 is almost wrapped up. 391 00:16:50,789 --> 00:16:52,748 They really need you to plan this attack. 392 00:16:52,831 --> 00:16:57,831 Red One, to have an attack, one needs a weapon, 393 00:16:57,914 --> 00:16:58,956 like the... 394 00:16:59,039 --> 00:17:01,456 Diabologizer! 395 00:17:03,331 --> 00:17:04,706 [giggles] 396 00:17:08,539 --> 00:17:10,289 [roars] 397 00:17:10,373 --> 00:17:11,623 Uh-- [yelps] 398 00:17:11,706 --> 00:17:13,456 Yes! The... 399 00:17:13,539 --> 00:17:14,581 Mind-jack-- 400 00:17:14,664 --> 00:17:15,998 [grunts] 401 00:17:16,081 --> 00:17:17,831 Diabologizer! 402 00:17:17,914 --> 00:17:19,831 ...works beyond my wildest expectations. 403 00:17:19,914 --> 00:17:22,123 [struggles] [screams] 404 00:17:22,206 --> 00:17:23,373 [snarling] 405 00:17:23,456 --> 00:17:24,998 One blast with this ray 406 00:17:25,081 --> 00:17:27,956 shall transform Kowalski, Rico, and Private 407 00:17:28,039 --> 00:17:31,373 into monstrously evil creatures of destruction! 408 00:17:31,456 --> 00:17:35,039 [cackling] 409 00:17:35,123 --> 00:17:37,206 No. No, no! 410 00:17:37,289 --> 00:17:40,539 None of these batteries are the same as Dead Baxter. 411 00:17:40,623 --> 00:17:41,623 Mort! Keep up! 412 00:17:41,706 --> 00:17:44,373 But my legs are tired! 413 00:17:44,456 --> 00:17:47,456 Et tu, mort? Why? 414 00:17:47,539 --> 00:17:49,789 Why is everything wearing out on me? 415 00:17:49,873 --> 00:17:54,081 Yes, I am referring to you, Dead Baxter! 416 00:17:54,164 --> 00:17:55,498 And it was a slam. 417 00:17:55,581 --> 00:17:57,748 [giggles] 418 00:17:57,831 --> 00:17:59,373 Maybe it could be recharged or something. 419 00:17:59,456 --> 00:18:03,248 What kind of demon sorcery are you suggesting? 420 00:18:03,331 --> 00:18:04,581 He-witch. 421 00:18:04,664 --> 00:18:06,831 Uh, I was thinking we could get some help 422 00:18:06,914 --> 00:18:08,164 from the zoo's science guy. 423 00:18:08,248 --> 00:18:10,706 The zoo's science guy. 424 00:18:10,789 --> 00:18:14,998 Yes! Of course! This is totally a Joey thing. 425 00:18:15,081 --> 00:18:16,414 Hey, g'day, mate. 426 00:18:16,498 --> 00:18:18,039 Hup. Hup. Hup. 427 00:18:18,123 --> 00:18:21,331 [growls] Kowalski, brainiac, penguin! 428 00:18:21,414 --> 00:18:25,206 Really? Kowalski, the guy-- he doesn't even have a pouch. 429 00:18:25,289 --> 00:18:28,539 [whimpering] I've got the dizzies. 430 00:18:28,623 --> 00:18:31,248 No, I will not be swayed, big mouth cat. 431 00:18:31,331 --> 00:18:34,081 Penguins hail from Antarctica, end of story. 432 00:18:34,164 --> 00:18:38,206 Big no on Antarctica. You're a city boy, like me. 433 00:18:38,289 --> 00:18:41,789 Antarctica. Antarctica. 434 00:18:41,873 --> 00:18:44,081 Just kinda rolls through the syllables, doesn't it? 435 00:18:44,164 --> 00:18:45,998 I like it. Can't wait to get there. 436 00:18:46,081 --> 00:18:47,706 [sighs] 437 00:18:47,789 --> 00:18:49,331 I don't think you are getting the whole spirit guide gig. 438 00:18:49,414 --> 00:18:52,498 I pour out the wisdom, and you drink it up. 439 00:18:52,581 --> 00:18:54,039 Drink up the wisdom, Skipper! 440 00:18:54,123 --> 00:18:56,498 Are spirit guides supposed to get all shouty like that? 441 00:18:56,581 --> 00:18:57,873 I'm not getting shouty! 442 00:18:57,956 --> 00:18:59,998 [shouting] So this is the normal way to talk! 443 00:19:00,081 --> 00:19:01,539 Good to know! 444 00:19:01,623 --> 00:19:04,873 [sighs] Okay, um, there has to be some memory 445 00:19:04,956 --> 00:19:06,581 that was so strong that it couldn't be wiped out. 446 00:19:06,664 --> 00:19:09,164 Uh, cold. Ice? 447 00:19:09,248 --> 00:19:10,748 Not Antarctica! 448 00:19:10,831 --> 00:19:12,373 Something you miss. 449 00:19:12,456 --> 00:19:14,539 Something that means more to you than anything else. 450 00:19:14,623 --> 00:19:15,748 - Snow. - No! 451 00:19:15,831 --> 00:19:17,748 - Stop it! - Let me finish. 452 00:19:17,831 --> 00:19:19,748 Snow... cones! 453 00:19:19,831 --> 00:19:21,831 Snow cones? That's what you remember? 454 00:19:21,914 --> 00:19:24,081 They were tasty snow cones. 455 00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:25,539 Uh, Skipper? 456 00:19:25,623 --> 00:19:28,581 Tantalizing array of artificially-created fruitiness. 457 00:19:28,664 --> 00:19:29,664 Seriously, Skipper? 458 00:19:29,748 --> 00:19:31,456 - [roars] - Hee-ya! 459 00:19:31,539 --> 00:19:32,456 That sweet syrup! That turns-- 460 00:19:32,539 --> 00:19:34,789 Hah! Everyday ice... 461 00:19:34,873 --> 00:19:36,623 [grunts] Into frosty... 462 00:19:36,706 --> 00:19:39,956 [grunts] Rainbow refreshment! 463 00:19:40,039 --> 00:19:43,789 I am going to the home of the best snow cones in the world. 464 00:19:43,873 --> 00:19:45,081 - [growls] - [grunts] 465 00:19:45,164 --> 00:19:46,373 Ha! 466 00:19:46,456 --> 00:19:50,081 My home. The Central Park Zoo. 467 00:19:52,414 --> 00:19:54,623 I did it! We're goin' to New York! 468 00:19:54,706 --> 00:19:56,748 New York. 469 00:19:56,831 --> 00:19:58,373 [growls] 470 00:19:58,456 --> 00:20:00,456 The city so nice, they named it twice. 471 00:20:00,539 --> 00:20:02,206 With flavored ice! 472 00:20:04,123 --> 00:20:06,623 My experimental power cell is bursting 473 00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:08,414 with mega-gigajolts of energy! 474 00:20:08,498 --> 00:20:12,664 Hmm, incredible power plus dangerous instability, 475 00:20:12,748 --> 00:20:14,623 but there is a dreaded third factor 476 00:20:14,706 --> 00:20:16,789 that would spell certain disaster. 477 00:20:16,873 --> 00:20:19,664 And the third factor would be? 478 00:20:19,748 --> 00:20:20,956 [laughing] Hey! 479 00:20:21,039 --> 00:20:23,539 That battery is the exact size I need! 480 00:20:23,623 --> 00:20:25,748 Uncanny coincidence. 481 00:20:25,831 --> 00:20:29,289 Ooh! This will meet my kingly power needs. 482 00:20:29,373 --> 00:20:31,164 - Stop! - Hey! 483 00:20:31,248 --> 00:20:33,748 How dare you be so greedy with something I want just for me! 484 00:20:33,831 --> 00:20:36,039 Get him! 485 00:20:36,123 --> 00:20:39,164 What are you sillies doing? [electric sizzle] 486 00:20:39,248 --> 00:20:40,498 Not a battery! 487 00:20:40,581 --> 00:20:42,331 [laughing] Come on, it's totally a battery. 488 00:20:45,081 --> 00:20:46,164 [yelps] 489 00:20:46,248 --> 00:20:49,748 Not...a... battery. Power cell. 490 00:20:49,831 --> 00:20:51,873 Eh, potato, tomato. 491 00:20:55,998 --> 00:20:59,248 [Muzak plays] 492 00:21:00,748 --> 00:21:02,164 [elevator dings] 493 00:21:05,331 --> 00:21:06,998 Safe and sound. 494 00:21:07,081 --> 00:21:10,706 Come back! This is a matter of life and Def Jams! 495 00:21:10,789 --> 00:21:12,956 Julian, Kowalski said his power cell 496 00:21:13,039 --> 00:21:14,664 could destroy the entire eastern seaboard. 497 00:21:14,748 --> 00:21:16,164 Yeah, man! 498 00:21:16,248 --> 00:21:18,664 That's just the kind of power I need. 499 00:21:18,748 --> 00:21:20,414 [winces] [elevator dings] 500 00:21:21,706 --> 00:21:24,998 Ah, what a beautiful sight! We made it! 501 00:21:25,081 --> 00:21:27,664 Yeah, right country, wrong coast. 502 00:21:27,748 --> 00:21:30,039 What? 503 00:21:30,123 --> 00:21:32,664 Only 2,432 miles to go. That's not so bad. 504 00:21:32,748 --> 00:21:36,456 [car horns blare] 505 00:21:36,539 --> 00:21:38,539 [train horn blares] 506 00:21:38,623 --> 00:21:41,539 [lively music] 507 00:21:41,623 --> 00:21:43,873 ♪ ♪ 508 00:21:43,956 --> 00:21:47,289 Um, red eight on the black nine. 509 00:21:49,331 --> 00:21:50,498 I'm just sayin', 510 00:21:50,581 --> 00:21:52,789 maybe everything we think is wrong. 511 00:21:52,873 --> 00:21:56,873 Like, what if I'm real and you're the imaginary one? 512 00:21:56,956 --> 00:22:00,123 Don't you ever stop talking? 513 00:22:00,206 --> 00:22:02,581 Wait, you're a spirit guide. 514 00:22:02,664 --> 00:22:03,831 Should you be driving? 515 00:22:03,914 --> 00:22:05,831 [tires screech] 516 00:22:05,914 --> 00:22:08,164 [crash] 517 00:22:08,248 --> 00:22:10,414 Oh, lighten up. It was a rental. 518 00:22:10,498 --> 00:22:13,498 Just promise me that you will go back to wherever it is 519 00:22:13,581 --> 00:22:17,289 that yak-happy figments go, once I get to--ahh! 520 00:22:17,373 --> 00:22:18,956 New York! 521 00:22:19,039 --> 00:22:22,123 [dramatic fanfare] 522 00:22:26,123 --> 00:22:29,789 We have reached Manhattan, doc. 523 00:22:29,873 --> 00:22:33,581 I'm coming for you, pen-gu-ins, 524 00:22:33,664 --> 00:22:36,414 and I have a surprise. 525 00:22:36,498 --> 00:22:39,123 [cackling]