1 00:00:04,456 --> 00:00:08,456 And now DreamWorks' "The Penguins of Madagascar." 2 00:00:08,539 --> 00:00:12,248 [bell tolls] 3 00:00:12,331 --> 00:00:15,164 [spy music] 4 00:00:29,081 --> 00:00:30,206 - Hit it. - ♪ Heyo ♪ 5 00:00:30,289 --> 00:00:31,206 [hip hop music] 6 00:00:31,289 --> 00:00:32,289 ♪ Heyo ♪ 7 00:00:32,373 --> 00:00:33,248 ♪ Yeah, dance ♪ 8 00:00:33,331 --> 00:00:34,248 ♪ Heyo ♪ 9 00:00:34,331 --> 00:00:35,248 ♪ Yeah! ♪ 10 00:00:35,331 --> 00:00:37,331 ♪ Heyo ♪ [music stops] 11 00:00:37,414 --> 00:00:39,456 [spy music resumes] 12 00:00:42,789 --> 00:00:44,289 [shutter clicks] 13 00:00:44,373 --> 00:00:46,248 Cute and cuddly, boys. 14 00:00:59,373 --> 00:01:04,289 Aah! 15 00:01:04,373 --> 00:01:06,331 Oh, splat. 16 00:01:06,414 --> 00:01:09,873 We're gonna need a spatula and a mop to clean this one up. 17 00:01:11,581 --> 00:01:13,248 I think not. 18 00:01:19,706 --> 00:01:21,289 [whistling] 19 00:01:32,289 --> 00:01:34,373 Cutting it a bit close, weren't you, Kowalski? 20 00:01:34,456 --> 00:01:36,331 With my new chronal curbulator, 21 00:01:36,414 --> 00:01:38,248 I had all the time in the world. 22 00:01:38,331 --> 00:01:41,498 Chronal curbulator, Kowalski? 23 00:01:41,581 --> 00:01:42,831 What does this thing do? 24 00:01:42,914 --> 00:01:44,748 Well, it stops time. 25 00:01:44,831 --> 00:01:46,081 And what does it look like? 26 00:01:46,164 --> 00:01:47,498 A watch, I guess. 27 00:01:47,581 --> 00:01:50,123 To the scientifically unsophisticated. 28 00:01:50,206 --> 00:01:52,331 Stopwatch. Boom. Done. 29 00:01:52,414 --> 00:01:54,539 That name doesn't completely convey the-- 30 00:01:54,623 --> 00:01:55,623 Democracy exercise. 31 00:01:55,706 --> 00:01:57,289 Who likes "stopwatch"? 32 00:01:57,373 --> 00:01:58,873 I can pronounce that one. 33 00:01:58,956 --> 00:02:00,164 Landslide. 34 00:02:00,248 --> 00:02:02,373 Fine. Stopwatch. 35 00:02:02,456 --> 00:02:03,414 Yay. 36 00:02:03,498 --> 00:02:05,248 To experience the time effect, 37 00:02:05,331 --> 00:02:07,123 please place a fin on the... 38 00:02:07,206 --> 00:02:09,289 [grumbles] Stopwatch. 39 00:02:11,539 --> 00:02:12,873 Impressive. 40 00:02:12,956 --> 00:02:15,123 But is there a practical application? 41 00:02:22,623 --> 00:02:23,914 Aah! 42 00:02:23,998 --> 00:02:26,539 Hey, yo, it wasn't no treat for me neithers. 43 00:02:26,623 --> 00:02:30,539 Okay, seriously though, practical application? 44 00:02:39,373 --> 00:02:40,414 Move out. 45 00:02:42,498 --> 00:02:43,748 [groans] 46 00:02:43,831 --> 00:02:46,123 Now that I've conquered time, 47 00:02:46,206 --> 00:02:47,831 I've got a few other mysteries of the universe 48 00:02:47,914 --> 00:02:49,748 I'm itching to crack. 49 00:02:49,831 --> 00:02:53,248 Kowalski, take the time to stop and smell the snow cones. 50 00:02:53,331 --> 00:02:55,914 Yeah, enjoy your accomplishment, Kowalski. 51 00:02:55,998 --> 00:02:57,914 I will. Just as soon as I finish 52 00:02:57,998 --> 00:03:00,081 these 87 other accomplishments. 53 00:03:00,164 --> 00:03:02,081 Enjoy. Now. 54 00:03:02,164 --> 00:03:03,248 That's an order. 55 00:03:03,331 --> 00:03:05,039 Ugh. 56 00:03:05,123 --> 00:03:09,081 Oh, boy. I'm having lots of frivolous fun. 57 00:03:09,164 --> 00:03:12,414 Ha, ha, ha, ha, hee, hee, ho, ho-- 58 00:03:16,081 --> 00:03:17,956 Oh, I'm telling you, Maurice, 59 00:03:18,039 --> 00:03:20,289 this new flavor of the bubbling gum, 60 00:03:20,373 --> 00:03:24,956 sour mango punch, is extremely super delightful. 61 00:03:25,039 --> 00:03:26,289 Uh-huh. 62 00:03:27,748 --> 00:03:30,248 And mangoey. 63 00:03:30,331 --> 00:03:32,081 That's what I hear. 64 00:03:34,331 --> 00:03:37,873 And just as sour. 65 00:03:37,956 --> 00:03:39,664 Ugh! 66 00:03:39,748 --> 00:03:41,873 And the punch, ah... 67 00:03:41,956 --> 00:03:44,998 this flavor commotion just goes on and on and on. 68 00:03:45,081 --> 00:03:46,956 Yeah, exciting. 69 00:03:47,039 --> 00:03:48,248 Want to know how long it goes? 70 00:03:48,331 --> 00:03:50,039 - Not really. - Me too. 71 00:03:50,123 --> 00:03:52,706 I shall need a time-counting counter. 72 00:03:57,414 --> 00:03:58,414 Perfect. 73 00:03:58,498 --> 00:04:02,373 Oh, Mort, I have a job for you. 74 00:04:02,456 --> 00:04:03,581 Mm. 75 00:04:05,623 --> 00:04:07,664 Ow! 76 00:04:07,748 --> 00:04:09,248 Wha-- Ah, blech. 77 00:04:09,331 --> 00:04:11,414 I'm a grape snow cone. 78 00:04:15,039 --> 00:04:16,956 [laughs] 79 00:04:17,039 --> 00:04:18,373 The stopwatch! 80 00:04:19,581 --> 00:04:21,164 Grab sad eyes! 81 00:04:21,248 --> 00:04:23,498 I did the thing, King Julien. 82 00:04:23,581 --> 00:04:25,123 Very good, Mort. 83 00:04:25,206 --> 00:04:27,248 Now we shall solve this vexation 84 00:04:27,331 --> 00:04:29,748 over the flavor duration. 85 00:04:29,831 --> 00:04:32,081 No, don't press the-- 86 00:04:34,206 --> 00:04:36,373 Mm. Mm... 87 00:04:46,914 --> 00:04:49,789 And... 88 00:04:49,873 --> 00:04:50,914 done. 89 00:04:50,998 --> 00:04:52,748 Check out how long I-- 90 00:04:53,873 --> 00:04:54,998 Give me the stopwatch. 91 00:04:55,081 --> 00:04:56,289 You don't know what you're dealing with. 92 00:04:56,373 --> 00:04:58,039 Ha. Yes, I do. 93 00:04:58,123 --> 00:05:00,123 It's a stopwatch. So what? 94 00:05:00,206 --> 00:05:02,123 Stupid democracy. 95 00:05:05,081 --> 00:05:08,248 Go, Kowalski. Use excessive force. 96 00:05:11,623 --> 00:05:12,623 Oops. 97 00:05:16,123 --> 00:05:18,373 Don't understand what you're doing! 98 00:05:23,248 --> 00:05:24,581 Give it, give it, give it! 99 00:05:24,664 --> 00:05:26,706 Don't wanna, don't wanna, don't wanna! 100 00:05:26,789 --> 00:05:27,998 [grunts] 101 00:05:28,081 --> 00:05:29,748 Ooh. 102 00:05:29,831 --> 00:05:30,914 No! 103 00:05:30,998 --> 00:05:33,248 both: Aah! 104 00:05:35,664 --> 00:05:37,206 [laughs] 105 00:05:37,289 --> 00:05:40,331 Help. I am being "snuffocated." 106 00:05:41,498 --> 00:05:43,164 What are you doing under there? 107 00:05:43,248 --> 00:05:45,623 Hoping no one sees me. 108 00:05:45,706 --> 00:05:46,789 Rude. 109 00:05:46,873 --> 00:05:49,331 Well, excu-- aah! 110 00:05:50,331 --> 00:05:51,623 Crisis averted, 111 00:05:51,706 --> 00:05:54,123 the stopwatch is back in the right flipper. 112 00:05:54,206 --> 00:05:55,873 Incoming! 113 00:06:02,789 --> 00:06:05,623 This... is bad. 114 00:06:05,706 --> 00:06:07,123 Oh, bummer. 115 00:06:07,206 --> 00:06:08,706 Now how will I be able to time 116 00:06:08,789 --> 00:06:11,081 the tastiness of my bubbling gum? 117 00:06:11,164 --> 00:06:13,539 Sour mango punch? It's good. 118 00:06:13,623 --> 00:06:15,414 You should try it in your chewing beak. 119 00:06:15,498 --> 00:06:16,581 Get a hold of yourself, Kowalski. 120 00:06:16,664 --> 00:06:18,039 You can fix this. 121 00:06:18,123 --> 00:06:19,373 [glass breaks] 122 00:06:19,456 --> 00:06:21,706 Aah! Don't touch anything! 123 00:06:23,331 --> 00:06:26,123 Don't panic, don't panic, don't panic, don't panic! 124 00:06:27,039 --> 00:06:29,123 Well, these guys are good at the freeze tag. 125 00:06:29,206 --> 00:06:30,706 Really. I mean it. 126 00:06:30,789 --> 00:06:33,873 Come on. Come on. You've got to work! 127 00:06:33,956 --> 00:06:35,206 Got it! 128 00:06:46,289 --> 00:06:47,664 [yells] 129 00:06:47,748 --> 00:06:49,373 Ah. It's no use. 130 00:06:49,456 --> 00:06:52,706 The time space continuum is locked by the stopwatch, 131 00:06:52,789 --> 00:06:55,498 and the stopwatch is... stopped. 132 00:06:55,581 --> 00:06:58,039 So we're trapped out of time. 133 00:06:58,123 --> 00:06:59,331 Forever! 134 00:06:59,414 --> 00:07:01,581 Uh, uh-huh. Okay. 135 00:07:01,664 --> 00:07:04,956 Look, you want in on this freeze tag game, or what? 136 00:07:05,039 --> 00:07:08,498 Aah! 137 00:07:15,123 --> 00:07:17,331 I am a statue. 138 00:07:17,414 --> 00:07:19,164 Not moving till you tag me. 139 00:07:19,248 --> 00:07:20,456 Ugh. 140 00:07:20,539 --> 00:07:21,498 Tag. 141 00:07:21,581 --> 00:07:24,331 Julien, listen carefully. 142 00:07:24,414 --> 00:07:26,581 They're not playing freeze tag. 143 00:07:26,664 --> 00:07:30,123 You and I are stuck in this single moment of time 144 00:07:30,206 --> 00:07:31,373 forever. 145 00:07:31,456 --> 00:07:32,789 Wait, wait. 146 00:07:32,873 --> 00:07:36,456 So what you are saying is everybody is like this? 147 00:07:36,539 --> 00:07:38,414 - Yes. - Everywhere? 148 00:07:38,498 --> 00:07:39,998 - Yes. - Forever? 149 00:07:40,081 --> 00:07:41,123 Yes. 150 00:07:41,206 --> 00:07:43,498 We... we... 151 00:07:43,581 --> 00:07:46,706 we can do anything we want, baby. 152 00:07:46,789 --> 00:07:47,914 Oh, boy. 153 00:07:49,498 --> 00:07:52,539 ♪ Just two guys hitting the town ♪ 154 00:07:52,623 --> 00:07:56,206 ♪ Flipping frowns upside down ♪ 155 00:07:56,289 --> 00:07:59,456 ♪ I'll flip you on your crown ♪ 156 00:07:59,539 --> 00:08:01,706 ♪ I don't like how that sounds ♪ 157 00:08:01,789 --> 00:08:02,914 Come on! 158 00:08:02,998 --> 00:08:04,456 ♪ Nothing but time ♪ 159 00:08:04,539 --> 00:08:07,206 ♪ Don't have to worry, 'cause we're in no hurry ♪ 160 00:08:07,289 --> 00:08:09,331 ♪ Yeah ♪ 161 00:08:09,414 --> 00:08:10,414 ♪ Boom, chick-a boom ♪ 162 00:08:10,498 --> 00:08:12,664 ♪ Chick-a pa, a-do pow ♪ 163 00:08:12,748 --> 00:08:14,248 ♪ This is not the fate ♪ 164 00:08:14,331 --> 00:08:15,706 ♪ I would have chosen ♪ 165 00:08:15,789 --> 00:08:17,373 ♪ But you got to love it ♪ 166 00:08:17,456 --> 00:08:19,081 ♪ Time is frozen ♪ 167 00:08:19,164 --> 00:08:20,581 ♪ We're off the clock ♪ 168 00:08:20,664 --> 00:08:22,373 ♪ Hey, this just might rock ♪ 169 00:08:22,456 --> 00:08:23,956 ♪ We're off the clock ♪ 170 00:08:24,039 --> 00:08:26,289 ♪ No tick and no tock ♪ 171 00:08:26,373 --> 00:08:27,706 Yeah! 172 00:08:27,789 --> 00:08:29,289 both: ♪ Life is gonna be fine ♪ 173 00:08:29,373 --> 00:08:30,623 ♪ The world is yours and mine ♪ 174 00:08:30,706 --> 00:08:36,914 ♪ Because all we've got is time ♪ 175 00:08:36,998 --> 00:08:38,748 Yeah. 176 00:08:38,831 --> 00:08:39,914 [laughs] 177 00:08:39,998 --> 00:08:41,498 I've done it! 178 00:08:43,248 --> 00:08:45,581 The trans-dimensional toothbrush. 179 00:08:45,664 --> 00:08:48,539 Okay, buddy, but, um, you've got no teeth. 180 00:08:48,623 --> 00:08:51,706 Right, but who can resist this? 181 00:08:58,123 --> 00:08:59,081 Huh? 182 00:09:01,164 --> 00:09:03,623 7,009 inventions. 183 00:09:03,706 --> 00:09:05,331 Whoo-hoo! What's next? 184 00:09:05,414 --> 00:09:07,456 Oh, I been hankering to try 185 00:09:07,539 --> 00:09:10,914 that two-wheeled tricycle you been talking about. 186 00:09:10,998 --> 00:09:13,664 Oh, you got it, dude. 187 00:09:15,373 --> 00:09:17,456 You know what, Julien? Thank you. 188 00:09:17,539 --> 00:09:20,456 You know what, Kowalski? You're welcome. 189 00:09:20,539 --> 00:09:21,956 Wait. For what? 190 00:09:22,039 --> 00:09:23,956 Well, because of your irresponsible meddling, 191 00:09:24,039 --> 00:09:27,289 I have an eternity to invent and have fun. 192 00:09:27,373 --> 00:09:29,831 I can have my cake and eat it too. 193 00:09:29,914 --> 00:09:32,998 Yeah, but, um, why have the cake if you don't eat it? 194 00:09:33,081 --> 00:09:34,664 You know, that makes, like, no sense. 195 00:09:34,748 --> 00:09:36,623 [laughs] Right. 196 00:09:36,706 --> 00:09:39,539 Anyway, I owe it all to you, buddy. 197 00:09:39,623 --> 00:09:42,373 Hey, no problem, buddy. 198 00:09:42,456 --> 00:09:43,956 Um... [clears throat] 199 00:09:44,039 --> 00:09:47,373 There's, uh, just one teeny little thing 200 00:09:47,456 --> 00:09:49,623 that still ruffles my feathers, though. 201 00:09:49,706 --> 00:09:51,414 What is it, pally-o? 202 00:09:51,498 --> 00:09:54,956 Must you stick your used gum everywhere? 203 00:09:55,039 --> 00:09:56,873 I'd-- [laughs] 204 00:09:56,956 --> 00:09:59,831 I never sticked my gum anywhere. 205 00:09:59,914 --> 00:10:01,706 Really? 206 00:10:02,873 --> 00:10:04,331 Well, okay. 207 00:10:04,414 --> 00:10:07,539 I may have sticked my gum to a few things. 208 00:10:07,623 --> 00:10:10,623 You know, like, lamppost, benches, city buses, 209 00:10:10,706 --> 00:10:13,706 big statue lady, big zoo lady, the stopwatch, 210 00:10:13,789 --> 00:10:15,914 your pillow. Uh, little bit. 211 00:10:15,998 --> 00:10:17,498 Okay, see, that's just what I-- 212 00:10:17,581 --> 00:10:19,706 The stopwatch? What? When? 213 00:10:19,789 --> 00:10:22,373 What? Well, right after you broke it. 214 00:10:22,456 --> 00:10:24,289 Aah! Don't touch anything! 215 00:10:24,373 --> 00:10:26,373 Well, you know, the sour mango punch 216 00:10:26,456 --> 00:10:29,373 had ceased its sour mango punchiness. 217 00:10:29,456 --> 00:10:31,039 I had to get rid of it somewhere. 218 00:10:32,789 --> 00:10:34,456 Aah! 219 00:10:36,081 --> 00:10:37,289 The gum! 220 00:10:37,373 --> 00:10:38,998 It was the gum all along! 221 00:10:39,081 --> 00:10:41,248 Hey, you know what? I bet you're right. 222 00:10:41,331 --> 00:10:43,914 I bet the gum did factor in. 223 00:10:43,998 --> 00:10:45,914 Factor in? 224 00:10:45,998 --> 00:10:48,289 [groans] 225 00:10:48,373 --> 00:10:50,289 Ooh! 226 00:10:50,373 --> 00:10:53,289 Can anyone tell me why I've got a flowerpot on my head? 227 00:10:53,373 --> 00:10:55,498 And gum on my beak? 228 00:10:55,581 --> 00:10:57,081 Mm. Tart. 229 00:10:57,164 --> 00:10:58,789 Kowalski, status report. 230 00:10:58,873 --> 00:11:01,039 You, you're-- you're not... 231 00:11:01,123 --> 00:11:04,123 you're not frozen in time for all eternity! 232 00:11:04,206 --> 00:11:07,373 Private, say something naive but adorable! 233 00:11:07,456 --> 00:11:09,123 Um... what? 234 00:11:09,206 --> 00:11:10,164 Love it! 235 00:11:10,248 --> 00:11:11,998 Rico, hock something up. 236 00:11:12,081 --> 00:11:13,498 Beautiful. 237 00:11:13,581 --> 00:11:15,956 Skipper, say something stern and cranky. 238 00:11:16,039 --> 00:11:18,914 What in the name of inexplicable tableaus 239 00:11:18,998 --> 00:11:20,081 is going on here? 240 00:11:20,164 --> 00:11:21,581 Yes. 241 00:11:21,664 --> 00:11:23,456 No, seriously, what is going on here? 242 00:11:23,539 --> 00:11:24,831 And it better be good. 243 00:11:24,914 --> 00:11:26,623 Oh. Right. [clears throat] 244 00:11:26,706 --> 00:11:28,914 There was a teeny, tiny, 245 00:11:28,998 --> 00:11:31,248 barely noticeable glitch in the stopwatch, 246 00:11:31,331 --> 00:11:32,581 but it's been repaired. 247 00:11:32,664 --> 00:11:33,914 Did we miss anything? 248 00:11:33,998 --> 00:11:37,123 [alarms ringing] 249 00:11:37,206 --> 00:11:38,373 [nervous laugh] 250 00:11:38,456 --> 00:11:40,789 Um, not much. 251 00:11:42,664 --> 00:11:44,581 Can someone tell me why I was in the bathroom 252 00:11:44,664 --> 00:11:45,956 holding this toilet paper? 253 00:12:01,081 --> 00:12:02,581 Tell me what I'm looking at, Kowalski. 254 00:12:02,664 --> 00:12:04,789 Radar picked it up at 2,000 feet. 255 00:12:04,872 --> 00:12:07,081 It appears to be an airdrop parcel. 256 00:12:07,164 --> 00:12:08,664 Estimated touchdown? 257 00:12:08,747 --> 00:12:11,581 In less time than it will take me to complete this se-- 258 00:12:11,664 --> 00:12:13,372 Anyone order a package drop? 259 00:12:13,456 --> 00:12:14,706 - Not me. - No. 260 00:12:14,789 --> 00:12:16,914 Then we'll have to assume this box 261 00:12:16,997 --> 00:12:20,331 will spew forth deadly peril the second it's opened. 262 00:12:21,872 --> 00:12:24,122 Oh! A cardboard package box. 263 00:12:24,206 --> 00:12:26,206 Quick, who will open it first? 264 00:12:26,289 --> 00:12:28,581 I will! 265 00:12:28,664 --> 00:12:29,956 Handy tip. 266 00:12:30,039 --> 00:12:33,622 The answer to every trick question is me! 267 00:12:33,706 --> 00:12:35,539 Let me--let me... 268 00:12:35,622 --> 00:12:37,497 A grateful nation thanks you. 269 00:12:37,581 --> 00:12:38,497 My thingy I just got! 270 00:12:38,581 --> 00:12:39,622 Penguin! 271 00:12:39,706 --> 00:12:40,706 Well, you can keep the box. 272 00:12:40,789 --> 00:12:41,914 What are we supposed to do 273 00:12:41,997 --> 00:12:43,664 with some junky cardboard box? 274 00:12:43,747 --> 00:12:46,414 His name is Card-Boris, 275 00:12:46,497 --> 00:12:47,872 and he is the sacred protector 276 00:12:47,956 --> 00:12:50,122 from all that would annoy me. 277 00:12:50,206 --> 00:12:52,456 Oh. How does he do that? 278 00:12:52,539 --> 00:12:53,789 Chomp. 279 00:12:53,872 --> 00:12:55,747 A wristwatch video phone. 280 00:12:55,831 --> 00:12:58,956 Classic old-school spy technology. 281 00:12:59,039 --> 00:13:01,164 But why would someone send it to us? 282 00:13:01,247 --> 00:13:02,831 Perhaps they think we're collectors. 283 00:13:02,914 --> 00:13:04,872 Private, the only thing I collect 284 00:13:04,956 --> 00:13:07,622 are the tears of my fallen enemies. 285 00:13:07,706 --> 00:13:09,164 And, uh, tiny thimbles 286 00:13:09,247 --> 00:13:11,789 that showcase America's national parks. 287 00:13:11,872 --> 00:13:13,664 I can almost taste Yellowstone. 288 00:13:13,747 --> 00:13:16,331 Suck in those guts, you dandy dumplings. 289 00:13:16,414 --> 00:13:18,581 Officer on deck! 290 00:13:18,664 --> 00:13:20,872 Special agent Buck Rockgut! 291 00:13:20,956 --> 00:13:22,497 You sent us the package? 292 00:13:22,581 --> 00:13:23,997 Cut the gas, motor beak. 293 00:13:24,081 --> 00:13:25,372 There ain't no medal for pointing out the obvious. 294 00:13:25,456 --> 00:13:28,331 What? But the gullibility medal's real, right? 295 00:13:28,414 --> 00:13:30,581 Sure it is, Private. 296 00:13:30,664 --> 00:13:32,497 What's your 20, soldier? Looks frosty. 297 00:13:32,581 --> 00:13:35,122 Still trying to track down that red squirrel hideout 298 00:13:35,206 --> 00:13:36,331 you told me about. 299 00:13:36,414 --> 00:13:38,247 Been across every sandpit and snow peak 300 00:13:38,331 --> 00:13:39,747 on this lousy marble, 301 00:13:39,831 --> 00:13:42,206 but I can't find any grrfurjiclestan. 302 00:13:42,289 --> 00:13:44,497 Did we never tell you there is no grrfur--oh! 303 00:13:44,581 --> 00:13:45,706 Continue. 304 00:13:45,789 --> 00:13:47,539 Here's what I did find. 305 00:13:47,622 --> 00:13:49,206 I got sources in the underground 306 00:13:49,289 --> 00:13:52,206 says the red squirrel got his meat hooks on a penguin, 307 00:13:52,289 --> 00:13:54,664 took him to the old dream bucket laundromat, 308 00:13:54,747 --> 00:13:55,872 if you know what I'm saying. 309 00:13:55,956 --> 00:13:57,497 Not even remotely. 310 00:13:57,581 --> 00:14:00,456 I'm saying red brainwashed himself a sleeper agent. 311 00:14:00,539 --> 00:14:02,372 - No way! - A what? 312 00:14:02,456 --> 00:14:04,789 Classic spy craft, Private. 313 00:14:04,872 --> 00:14:06,664 The red squirrel catches one of us, 314 00:14:06,747 --> 00:14:08,956 hypnotizes him into a mind puppet, 315 00:14:09,039 --> 00:14:10,581 then sends him back home. 316 00:14:10,664 --> 00:14:12,914 On the outside, he appears normal, 317 00:14:12,997 --> 00:14:16,497 but inside, he's programmed to eliminate the rest of us 318 00:14:16,581 --> 00:14:18,956 when we least expect it. 319 00:14:20,247 --> 00:14:21,206 Aah! 320 00:14:21,289 --> 00:14:22,956 Nicely diagrammed, Kowalski, 321 00:14:23,039 --> 00:14:25,164 but I think I'd know if one of my own men 322 00:14:25,247 --> 00:14:27,872 was a brainwashed, red-squirrel assassin. 323 00:14:27,956 --> 00:14:30,372 All right, candy corn. Don't believe me? 324 00:14:30,456 --> 00:14:33,247 Then I'm gonna tell you exactly who the sleeper is. 325 00:14:33,331 --> 00:14:34,414 all: Hmm? 326 00:14:34,497 --> 00:14:35,997 Hang on. This channel might be bugged. 327 00:14:36,081 --> 00:14:37,622 Let me type you lollipops a coded message. 328 00:14:37,706 --> 00:14:41,747 [phone beeping] 329 00:14:41,831 --> 00:14:43,997 I believe that's the telephone feature. 330 00:14:44,081 --> 00:14:45,914 The code buttons are-- 331 00:14:45,997 --> 00:14:49,372 no, you have to press "send," then "confirm" to-- 332 00:14:49,456 --> 00:14:50,539 Confirm. 333 00:14:50,622 --> 00:14:51,789 - Send! - [groans] 334 00:14:51,872 --> 00:14:55,414 Green button. Green bu--green! 335 00:14:55,497 --> 00:14:57,747 And now he's turned it off. 336 00:14:57,831 --> 00:14:59,997 He seemed so convinced. You don't think... 337 00:15:00,081 --> 00:15:02,831 Trust is the backbone of this unit, Private, 338 00:15:02,914 --> 00:15:05,581 and I would trust you men with my own life. 339 00:15:05,664 --> 00:15:08,122 Now come here for a hug. 340 00:15:08,206 --> 00:15:09,831 That's just to keep you sharp. 341 00:15:09,914 --> 00:15:11,789 But seriously, trust, backbone. 342 00:15:11,872 --> 00:15:13,747 Let's roll. 343 00:15:13,831 --> 00:15:15,997 Now hang a right at the gorilla habitat. 344 00:15:17,247 --> 00:15:18,747 I said hang a right, soldier. 345 00:15:18,831 --> 00:15:20,122 Huh? 346 00:15:20,206 --> 00:15:21,539 Guh! Sabotage! 347 00:15:24,539 --> 00:15:25,789 Oh, calm your ruffles, 348 00:15:25,872 --> 00:15:27,789 Archduke Shiverbritches. 349 00:15:27,872 --> 00:15:30,081 Accidents happen. 350 00:15:30,164 --> 00:15:34,164 What? Sometimes accidents happen in pairs. 351 00:15:34,247 --> 00:15:37,956 [all shouting] 352 00:15:38,039 --> 00:15:39,539 Brake lines were sliced, 353 00:15:39,622 --> 00:15:42,289 retaining nuts on the steering column removed, 354 00:15:42,372 --> 00:15:44,789 and the wheel lugs cut clean through. 355 00:15:44,872 --> 00:15:47,456 Also, the engine appears to be filled with snakes. 356 00:15:49,581 --> 00:15:51,997 I assumed it was just crazy talk, 357 00:15:52,081 --> 00:15:54,456 but the evidence is impossible to ignore. 358 00:15:56,247 --> 00:15:57,497 You really do need an oil change 359 00:15:57,581 --> 00:15:59,497 every 3,000 miles. [rimshot] 360 00:15:59,581 --> 00:16:02,372 Skipper, shouldn't we at least consider the possibility 361 00:16:02,456 --> 00:16:04,331 that Rockgut's sleeper warning wa-- 362 00:16:04,414 --> 00:16:06,247 Trust, backbone. 363 00:16:06,331 --> 00:16:08,289 Now who's ready for lunch time? 364 00:16:18,706 --> 00:16:19,664 I'm not hungry, actually. 365 00:16:19,747 --> 00:16:20,956 - Me either. - Blech. 366 00:16:21,039 --> 00:16:23,122 Eat up, you soft pretzels. 367 00:16:23,206 --> 00:16:25,747 We've got a beautiful day, fresh sushi, 368 00:16:25,831 --> 00:16:27,664 and the bond of true brotherhood. 369 00:16:27,747 --> 00:16:29,372 L'chaim. 370 00:16:30,789 --> 00:16:31,706 Hey. 371 00:16:31,789 --> 00:16:33,747 Bad fish. 372 00:16:33,831 --> 00:16:35,539 [fly coughs] 373 00:16:35,622 --> 00:16:37,206 Egad! 374 00:16:37,289 --> 00:16:39,039 These tuna rolls have been spiked 375 00:16:39,122 --> 00:16:40,914 with expired mayonnaise. 376 00:16:40,997 --> 00:16:42,914 Someone tried to poison us. 377 00:16:42,997 --> 00:16:45,039 Or should I say one of us 378 00:16:45,122 --> 00:16:47,914 tried to poison the others of... 379 00:16:47,997 --> 00:16:49,039 no, now that I said it out loud, 380 00:16:49,122 --> 00:16:50,372 it just sounds dumb. 381 00:16:50,456 --> 00:16:52,081 [warning mumble] 382 00:16:52,164 --> 00:16:54,581 Trust, backbone, et cetera. 383 00:16:54,664 --> 00:16:56,914 Come on. Let's make sandwiches. 384 00:16:57,789 --> 00:17:01,081 We're not pointing flippers at anyone, Skipper. 385 00:17:01,164 --> 00:17:02,289 - Whoa. - Aah! 386 00:17:02,372 --> 00:17:04,122 In a brainwashing scenario, 387 00:17:04,206 --> 00:17:07,456 a saboteur isn't really to blame for his actions. 388 00:17:09,414 --> 00:17:11,372 But don't you think maybe, possibly, 389 00:17:11,456 --> 00:17:14,747 one of us might be a sleeper agent trying to... 390 00:17:14,831 --> 00:17:16,914 [imitates choking, explosion] 391 00:17:16,997 --> 00:17:18,456 All the rest of us? 392 00:17:19,331 --> 00:17:20,997 It's simple logic, boys. 393 00:17:21,081 --> 00:17:24,581 If the squirrel did turn one of us into a zombie trigger man, 394 00:17:24,664 --> 00:17:26,247 it happened on my watch. 395 00:17:26,331 --> 00:17:28,247 Means I failed as a skipper. 396 00:17:28,331 --> 00:17:30,664 And we all know I'm no failure. 397 00:17:32,081 --> 00:17:34,122 Therefore, there is no sleeper agent. 398 00:17:36,122 --> 00:17:37,581 It's you, Kowalski! 399 00:17:37,664 --> 00:17:38,872 I always knew it was you! 400 00:17:38,956 --> 00:17:40,414 Aah! 401 00:17:40,497 --> 00:17:41,914 Confess! Confess! 402 00:17:41,997 --> 00:17:43,456 What about Private? 403 00:17:43,539 --> 00:17:46,372 It's always the least obvious one. 404 00:17:48,664 --> 00:17:51,914 Statistically, isn't it usually the most obvious one? 405 00:17:51,997 --> 00:17:54,039 Wait a minute. That's me. 406 00:17:54,122 --> 00:17:56,706 - Yah! - Trusted you! 407 00:17:57,914 --> 00:17:59,372 What is happening? 408 00:17:59,456 --> 00:18:00,414 [explosion] 409 00:18:00,497 --> 00:18:02,122 Wait! 410 00:18:02,206 --> 00:18:05,289 We don't have to beat the truth out of anyone. 411 00:18:05,372 --> 00:18:06,247 Ow. 412 00:18:06,331 --> 00:18:07,914 Buck Rockgut still knows 413 00:18:07,997 --> 00:18:09,622 who the secret saboteur is. 414 00:18:09,706 --> 00:18:11,831 Yes, but we lost the call. 415 00:18:11,914 --> 00:18:13,872 Ah, but if I can trace the origin 416 00:18:13,956 --> 00:18:15,414 of Rockgut's video signal, 417 00:18:15,497 --> 00:18:17,122 we may be able to call him back 418 00:18:17,206 --> 00:18:19,372 and find out which of us is the sleeper. 419 00:18:19,456 --> 00:18:21,789 Just keep those flippers where I can see them, 420 00:18:21,872 --> 00:18:23,081 science boy. 421 00:18:23,164 --> 00:18:24,997 It looked cold and mountainous. 422 00:18:25,081 --> 00:18:26,122 Try the Himalayas. 423 00:18:26,206 --> 00:18:27,622 Or it could be the alps. 424 00:18:27,706 --> 00:18:29,747 Private! Swiss neutrality 425 00:18:29,831 --> 00:18:32,497 would make Buck Rockgut puke in his own beak. 426 00:18:32,581 --> 00:18:34,039 It's the Himalayas. 427 00:18:37,081 --> 00:18:38,456 It seems the call came 428 00:18:38,539 --> 00:18:40,331 from a minor-league baseball stadium in Brooklyn. 429 00:18:40,414 --> 00:18:42,872 What in the name of outer Burroughs 430 00:18:42,956 --> 00:18:44,331 is going on here? 431 00:18:44,414 --> 00:18:46,956 There's only one way to find out. 432 00:18:47,039 --> 00:18:48,289 Ring him back and ask him? 433 00:18:48,372 --> 00:18:50,331 - Okay, two ways. - Something with the internet? 434 00:18:50,414 --> 00:18:52,122 I'm saying we should go to Brooklyn. 435 00:18:53,789 --> 00:18:56,331 - Yah! - Guh. 436 00:18:56,414 --> 00:18:59,164 Greetings. I don't know how you Fancy Freddies 437 00:18:59,247 --> 00:19:03,206 found me on this snow-covered mountain top, but, uh... 438 00:19:03,289 --> 00:19:04,497 You do know that doesn't work 439 00:19:04,581 --> 00:19:06,331 when we're not actually on the pho-- 440 00:19:06,414 --> 00:19:08,497 Save the charade, Rockgut. 441 00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:11,622 We've puzzled out your little game. 442 00:19:11,706 --> 00:19:12,706 At some point, 443 00:19:12,789 --> 00:19:14,622 you realized that Grrfurjiclestan 444 00:19:14,706 --> 00:19:17,081 was just a wild goose chase. 445 00:19:17,164 --> 00:19:19,414 So, in a quest for bitter payback, 446 00:19:19,497 --> 00:19:22,039 you decided to send us on our own goose chase. 447 00:19:22,122 --> 00:19:24,539 You set up the phony booby traps, 448 00:19:24,622 --> 00:19:25,706 then made us run around, 449 00:19:25,789 --> 00:19:27,206 trying to find out which of us 450 00:19:27,289 --> 00:19:28,914 was the red squirrel's hypno-traitor. 451 00:19:28,997 --> 00:19:30,539 When did we figure all that out? 452 00:19:30,622 --> 00:19:31,956 On the subway from Manhattan. 453 00:19:32,039 --> 00:19:33,122 You were busy people-watching. 454 00:19:33,206 --> 00:19:35,414 And now the truth is out. 455 00:19:35,497 --> 00:19:37,622 None of us is a sleeper agent. 456 00:19:37,706 --> 00:19:41,039 Of course not, you poopity brains! 457 00:19:41,122 --> 00:19:44,622 The sleeper is special agent Buck Rockgut! 458 00:19:47,872 --> 00:19:49,206 Sweet dandy candy! 459 00:19:49,289 --> 00:19:51,372 Buck was the brainwashee? 460 00:19:51,456 --> 00:19:53,247 But he tried to warn us. 461 00:19:53,331 --> 00:19:56,706 All part of the plan to lure you here, 462 00:19:56,789 --> 00:19:58,956 where finally I will destroy 463 00:19:59,039 --> 00:20:01,622 America's greatest penguin commandos 464 00:20:01,706 --> 00:20:04,914 with the symbol of America itself. 465 00:20:04,997 --> 00:20:05,956 Baseball. 466 00:20:06,039 --> 00:20:07,497 Who likes baseball? 467 00:20:07,581 --> 00:20:10,414 I was talking about the T-shirt cannon. 468 00:20:10,497 --> 00:20:13,164 And now, my brain-scrubbed puppet, 469 00:20:13,247 --> 00:20:15,164 I trigger you to... [snaps fingers] 470 00:20:15,247 --> 00:20:16,456 Deadly mode! 471 00:20:20,206 --> 00:20:22,581 The overconfident fool. 472 00:20:22,664 --> 00:20:24,664 He's shown us his hypnosis trigger. 473 00:20:24,747 --> 00:20:26,581 A simple finger snap. 474 00:20:26,664 --> 00:20:27,872 Explain. 475 00:20:27,956 --> 00:20:29,456 All we have to do to break the brainwashing 476 00:20:29,539 --> 00:20:30,664 is snap our... 477 00:20:35,456 --> 00:20:36,497 Poop. 478 00:20:36,581 --> 00:20:37,706 Evasive! 479 00:20:39,164 --> 00:20:41,247 Aah! 480 00:20:42,247 --> 00:20:43,497 Rico, batter up. 481 00:20:45,206 --> 00:20:46,914 Ooh! 482 00:20:46,997 --> 00:20:49,122 Eat leather, Rockgut! 483 00:20:49,206 --> 00:20:51,747 As they say, turnabout is fair-- 484 00:20:53,831 --> 00:20:55,664 Aah! 485 00:20:55,747 --> 00:20:58,247 [laughs] 486 00:20:58,331 --> 00:21:02,456 [playing "Take Me Out to the Ball Game"] 487 00:21:02,539 --> 00:21:04,414 Whoa! 488 00:21:04,497 --> 00:21:07,914 We're no match for this kind of firepower. 489 00:21:07,997 --> 00:21:09,956 - Kaboom? - No. 490 00:21:10,039 --> 00:21:13,372 We have to break that mad mammal's brain hold on buck. 491 00:21:16,247 --> 00:21:18,706 Boys, find me some promotional swag. 492 00:21:21,206 --> 00:21:23,039 Perfecto. 493 00:21:23,122 --> 00:21:25,164 Find them. Finish them! 494 00:21:25,247 --> 00:21:27,664 The red squirrel commands you! 495 00:21:27,747 --> 00:21:30,914 Nyet. Red squirrel commands you to... 496 00:21:30,997 --> 00:21:31,956 attack red squirrel! 497 00:21:32,039 --> 00:21:34,539 Wai--squirrel? 498 00:21:34,622 --> 00:21:37,331 Aah. Hey, washed for brains, 499 00:21:37,414 --> 00:21:39,664 are you not looking with your two good eyes? 500 00:21:39,747 --> 00:21:41,372 I am the red squirrel! 501 00:21:41,456 --> 00:21:42,581 Squirrel. Squirrel? 502 00:21:42,664 --> 00:21:45,622 Classic Rockgut paranoia, Rodent. 503 00:21:45,706 --> 00:21:48,664 This guy sees the red squirrel everywhere. 504 00:21:48,747 --> 00:21:51,956 I am the red squirrel. 505 00:21:52,039 --> 00:21:53,497 [mumbles] 506 00:21:53,581 --> 00:21:56,081 No, you ninnycompoop-a-lots! 507 00:21:56,164 --> 00:21:58,164 I am the red squirrel! 508 00:21:58,247 --> 00:22:00,081 Wow. That's actually quite good. 509 00:22:00,164 --> 00:22:01,622 It's all in the throat. 510 00:22:01,706 --> 00:22:05,206 Squirrel. Squirrel, squirrel. 511 00:22:05,289 --> 00:22:08,414 Squirrel! Aah! 512 00:22:09,872 --> 00:22:11,706 Aah! 513 00:22:11,789 --> 00:22:14,539 I really should have run away instead of yelling. 514 00:22:14,622 --> 00:22:17,456 Sorry we lied to you about that grrfurjiclestan place. 515 00:22:17,539 --> 00:22:19,706 It was wrong, and we are deeply ashamed. 516 00:22:19,789 --> 00:22:22,247 But we did capture penguin enemy number one, 517 00:22:22,331 --> 00:22:24,081 so... we're cool? 518 00:22:24,164 --> 00:22:26,081 You bet your applesauce. 519 00:22:26,164 --> 00:22:29,539 Just as soon as I bring down penguin enemy number two-- 520 00:22:29,622 --> 00:22:33,247 white widow, the albino spider monkey. 521 00:22:33,331 --> 00:22:35,039 That's right, widow. 522 00:22:35,122 --> 00:22:37,414 The Rockgut justice train's a-comin'. 523 00:22:37,497 --> 00:22:38,872 Woo-woo! 524 00:22:38,956 --> 00:22:40,706 [laughs] 525 00:22:40,789 --> 00:22:44,872 She's in, um, new... fake places burg. 526 00:22:44,997 --> 00:22:47,622 And I'm off! Woo-woo! 527 00:22:49,206 --> 00:22:50,331 What?