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[bell tolls]

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[brassy detective music]

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♪ ♪

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- Hit it.
- ♪ Hey-oh, yah, hah ♪

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- ♪ Oh, hey-oh ♪
- Yeah.

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- ♪ Hey-oh ♪
- ♪ Yeah, oh-hey-oh ♪

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[brassy detective music]

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♪ ♪

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[camera shutter clicks]

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Cute and cuddly, boys.

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[intense music]

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♪ ♪

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Skipper's log.
Today, testing begins

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on Kowalski's latest invention.

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Oh, yeah.

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I am proud to introduce

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the next phase
of penguin combat,

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the nexto-skeleton!

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Good name, right?
I was up all night.

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Eh.

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Test one, missile launch.

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Aah!

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[crash]

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[wind whistling]

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After months
of intensive research

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and re-engineering,

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Kowalski's nexto-skeleton

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is ready for its second
field test.

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Strength test
on my mark.

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Mark!

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Yes, it works! It totally--

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I-I think it's too c-cold
for the c-camera.

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[sighs] Third test of the--

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Oh, yeah.

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[groaning]

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Ready for
the test, Skipper?

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Hmm? Oh, yeah. Right.

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Well, knock yourself out, Kowalski.

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Don't you wanna record it
for posterity?

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What? Oh, no, I'm good.

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Keepin' it all upstairs.

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Commencing test four.
[beeping]

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Yes! It's working!

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It's working! [laughs]

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Finally, after all this time,
the nexto-skeleton is--

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aah!

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Oh, it's ghastly,
harrowing, horrific.

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Nah, he's had worse.

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Walk it off, Kowalski.

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Aye, Skipper.

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No, not Kowalski. That!

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[laughing] That's you!

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Who would do this?
I'm universally beloved.

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That's my thing.
Who could possibly not like me?

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Oh, ask them.

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Agh!

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Um, pardon me,
but why are you making

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unflattering pictures of me?

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You really think
it's possible

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to make a flattering picture
of you?

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When's the last time
you looked in the mirror?

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I mean without breaking it.

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- What?
- Am I being too subtle?

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I'm saying you're ugly--

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stupid and ugly.

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You're not the first
to mix the two,

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but you're the stupidest
and ugliest.

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What did I
ever do to you?

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That Tuesday, last spring,
in the park--

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you stepped on me!

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I did? I don't remember that.

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Why am I not surprised?

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Why would
a power player like you

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worry about the little guy?

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Power--I didn't mean--
it's just--

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are you sure it was me?

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How many penguins
are there in Manhattan?

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Yes, I'm sure it was you.

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And ever since then,

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I've been racing to this zoo
to teach you a lesson.

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- Racing?
- I'm a snail.

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Do the math, bigfoot.

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Now get ready
for a beat-down in midtown!

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Could you take
a step or two closer to me?

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It'll really save time.

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You got your first archenemy!
Great news!

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- What's his name?
- Dale. He's a snail.

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Oh. Well, it's a start.

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It's not the size
of the foe, but, uh...

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help me out here, Kowalski.

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Uh, perhaps you'll soon
be the enemy of a tiger

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- or a shark.
- Ooh!

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Maybe even a tiger shark.

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[roaring]

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But I don't want to be
anybody's archenemy.

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I'm nice!

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There's got to be a way
to set things right with Dale.

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Perhaps if I bring him
a thoughtful, little gift.

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Oh, Private,
you're doing it wrong.

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You don't make peace
with your arch!

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- Come on!
- Yeah, come--oh!

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Dale.
♪ Oh, Dale ♪

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I have some lovely,
delicious lettuce for you.

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Hmm, maybe I should
just wait here for him.

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- [crunch]
- Aah!

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Oh, dear.

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Is somebody popping popcorn?
I--oh.

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There, good as new... ish.

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Thank you, Marlene.

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It's nice to know that
not all zoo animals

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are rage-a-pathic goons.

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Yes, Private, I was obliquely
referring to you, goon!

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Oh, please,
it was an accident.

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Dale, I've known Private
a long time.

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He's a sweetie.

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He wouldn't
intentionally harm a fly.

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Well, I'm not a fly.

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And he's done it twice!

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Twice? Really? Huh.

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Look, Dale, would it help

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- if I said I'm sorry?
- No.

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Would it help if I said
I'm very sorry?

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Let me think. No!

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Would it help if I said
I'm very, very, very, very--

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Very, very--no!

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How about this?
If I said I was sorry

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in front of all my friends
and everyone I know,

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- would that satisfy you?
- Hmm.

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There might be something there.

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Okay.

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Dale, this is everyone.

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All right, get on with it!

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And, hey, uh,
anything you can do to,

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you know, make me look good
for the ladies.

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You got it, mate.
Listen, everyone!

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I recently met someone,
someone very handsome.

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[bell chimes]

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And I hurt him--
accidentally, but badly,

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so here's a message I want
each and every one of you

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to see, hear, and, yes, feel.
Dale--

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- [crunch]
- Aah!

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Oh, dear.

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[all gasp]

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Poor form, Private.

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You grapple
with an arch for years

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before you
outright humiliate him.

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Again, if there's any way
I can make it up to you...

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Why not sauté me
in butter and garlic?

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Get it over with.

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Private, don't get mad
or anything,

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but I think it best
if you leave.

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Yeah, escar-go!

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[whimpers]

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[both gasp]

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We don't want no trouble.

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Yeah, no trouble,
no trouble.

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[trumpets]

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- [sighs]
- Uh, excuse me.

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Why is everyone thinking
you are a scary monster?

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Because I accidentally
stepped on a snail.

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So? Accidents happen.

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Then I sat on him.

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Oh, okay, well, you know,

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sometimes they happen twice. Sheesh.

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Then I stepped
on him again!

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What is wrong with you?
You monster!

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I don't even kick Mort
three times!

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You know, my feet get tired.

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But you, man, you got
the managing-anger problem!

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It was all an accident,
honest!

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But nobody sees it that way!

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Ah, this I can help with.

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As king,
I know the ins and downs

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and ups and outs
of the public images.

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Really? You could help me?

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Just leave everything to me.

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Soon, everybody,
even this crush-ed snail,

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will know the real you.

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Aah! Gentle!

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Sorry. Sorry, Dale. Sorry.

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Hey, you guys have any
bandages? I'm all out.

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- Help yourself, Marlene.
- Thanks.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait!
You're taking me down there,

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into the lair of the beast?

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You're safe.
"The beast" is out moping.

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Oh. Okay, then.

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Exposing our lair
to Private's archenemy,

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is that a good idea, Skipper?

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Private's arch is a snail.

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- [laughs]
- Yeah, good point.

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I know, it's cute.

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Okay, give me a minute.

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They're down here somewhere.

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Hmm, hello.

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[engine revving]

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Whoa!

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Kowalski, is your
nexto-skeleton testing itself?

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No, it wasn't scheduled
to become self-aware

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for another week.

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Ladies and gentlemen,

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give a warm welcome
to the monarch with the most,

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the King of cool,

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the sovereign of soul,

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King Julien!

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[light applause]

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Thank you, Maurice,
for that lovely

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but unnecessary introduction

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because everyone
already knows and loves me.

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Now, as much as you would
all like me to talk about me,

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I would like to talk about
a certain special someone

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who is not me.

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There seems to be some
mis-conniptions about Private.

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He--he's not a mean guy.

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He's not a crazy guy.

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He's not a guy who eats
the small woodland creatures.

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The truth is,

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he's the meanest, craziest guy

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who eats
the large woodland creatures!

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What?

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Just look at
the way he treats

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the harmless little slime guys.

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What do you think
he will do to you?

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Won't be pretty,
I tell you that!

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- No!
- You see?

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There's no telling
what this psycho nut will do!

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He's loose!
Run for your lives!

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[all screaming]

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Please, no!
Listen to me, I beg you!

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I'm not a bad guy.

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It's all been
one horrible misunderstanding.

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I was gonna say
something clever here,

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but, really,
that's not who I am.

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All I wanna do is smush you.

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Aah!

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At ease, soldier,
your backup is here!

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Look! The nexto-skeleton,
it's working! It's--

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Sorry! I was aiming
for jerky stompy feet!

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I'm still getting
the hang of this.

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[beeps]

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Good-bye!

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One mistake, little Dale.

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We are like
the three musketeers,

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except there are four of us,

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and we're birds,

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and in no way French,

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but the same
team mentality applies.

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Couldn't care less.

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Aah!

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Rico, increase
his sodium intake!

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Back off, gastropod.

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I've got a salt shaker,
and I'm not afraid to--

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[all shouting]

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Oh, dear! Oh, dear!

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Aah!

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Look, I know it's obvious.

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But I wanna underline
the poetic justice here anyway.

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I'm going to step on you

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just like you stepped on me,

259
00:10:45,706 --> 00:10:49,164
wearing your
very own robo-clothes!

260
00:10:49,248 --> 00:10:51,373
Gah! I suppose that's fair

261
00:10:51,456 --> 00:10:52,873
after how I've wronged you so,

262
00:10:52,956 --> 00:10:55,914
but just so you know,
that's not my suit.

263
00:10:55,998 --> 00:10:57,789
- It's not?
- No, it's Kowalski's.

264
00:10:57,873 --> 00:10:58,914
Wait a second.

265
00:10:58,998 --> 00:11:00,456
Aren't you
the science-guy penguin?

266
00:11:00,539 --> 00:11:02,456
No, I'm the
adorable-nice-guy-

267
00:11:02,539 --> 00:11:04,414
with-a-heart-of-gold" penguin.
Boosh!

268
00:11:04,498 --> 00:11:06,956
So who stepped on me
last spring?

269
00:11:07,039 --> 00:11:08,956
I am proud to introduce

270
00:11:09,039 --> 00:11:11,873
the next phase
of penguin combat--

271
00:11:11,956 --> 00:11:14,581
the nexto-skeleton!

272
00:11:14,664 --> 00:11:16,706
[chuckles] How about that?

273
00:11:16,789 --> 00:11:18,331
You see? This whole thing's

274
00:11:18,414 --> 00:11:20,414
just been
one big misunderstanding.

275
00:11:20,498 --> 00:11:22,248
Uh, I don't know
what to say, Private.

276
00:11:22,331 --> 00:11:24,498
Just say we'll be friends

277
00:11:24,581 --> 00:11:26,581
and we'll forget all about it.

278
00:11:26,664 --> 00:11:27,623
I'll do more that that.

279
00:11:27,706 --> 00:11:29,664
I'll set the record straight.

280
00:11:29,748 --> 00:11:33,289
I'll tell everyone that you
really are a stand-up guy.

281
00:11:33,373 --> 00:11:34,373
Thanks, Dale.

282
00:11:34,456 --> 00:11:36,248
Just as soon as I stomp

283
00:11:36,331 --> 00:11:38,539
this Kowalski jerk
into the ground!

284
00:11:38,623 --> 00:11:42,123
- Dance, penguin, dance!
- Aah!

285
00:11:45,497 --> 00:11:48,247
[dramatic music]

286
00:11:48,331 --> 00:11:54,581
♪ ♪

287
00:11:55,747 --> 00:11:58,622
Aah!
Maurice, Mort, come quickly!

288
00:11:58,706 --> 00:12:01,331
This creaky tiki throne
has viciously attacked

289
00:12:01,414 --> 00:12:05,122
my magnificent royal booty
with this stabbiness!

290
00:12:05,206 --> 00:12:07,497
It's just a splinter.

291
00:12:07,581 --> 00:12:09,414
A teeny-tiny-teeny splinter.

292
00:12:09,497 --> 00:12:12,914
It is attempted "booticide!"

293
00:12:12,997 --> 00:12:14,206
Spread the word.

294
00:12:14,289 --> 00:12:17,081
Your king is needing
a brand-new throne!

295
00:12:17,164 --> 00:12:18,414
- Whoa!
- Aah!

296
00:12:18,497 --> 00:12:21,622
678,433...

297
00:12:21,706 --> 00:12:24,622
678,434...

298
00:12:24,706 --> 00:12:28,706
and 678,435 grains of salt

299
00:12:28,789 --> 00:12:30,122
in the mess hall salt shaker.

300
00:12:30,206 --> 00:12:32,831
Kowalski, make a note of that
for inventory.

301
00:12:32,914 --> 00:12:34,747
How's that pepper count coming?

302
00:12:34,831 --> 00:12:37,997
Ah, ah, ah,
ah-choo!

303
00:12:38,081 --> 00:12:40,331
- You done?
- Um, uh-huh.

304
00:12:40,414 --> 00:12:41,997
[sneezes]

305
00:12:44,706 --> 00:12:48,164
[alarm blaring]

306
00:12:48,247 --> 00:12:51,081
Kowalski, that can't be
what I think it is.

307
00:12:51,164 --> 00:12:53,039
- Can it?
- I'm afraid so, Skipper.

308
00:12:53,122 --> 00:12:56,789
It's S.T.A.N.K.

309
00:12:56,872 --> 00:12:58,831
- STANK!
- After all these years...

310
00:12:58,914 --> 00:13:01,664
I tried so hard to forget.

311
00:13:01,747 --> 00:13:04,747
Right. So what's a STANK?

312
00:13:04,831 --> 00:13:06,956
Project Super Toxic

313
00:13:07,039 --> 00:13:09,831
Aromatically Noxious
Ka-boom-boom.

314
00:13:09,914 --> 00:13:12,456
It was--it was a horrible--

315
00:13:12,539 --> 00:13:15,247
- Acronym?
- A stink bomb, Private.

316
00:13:15,331 --> 00:13:16,706
The acronym's
not very good either.

317
00:13:16,789 --> 00:13:18,997
But not just
any stink bomb.

318
00:13:19,081 --> 00:13:24,289
The grandmama stink bomb
to end all stink bombs.

319
00:13:24,372 --> 00:13:27,164
It was designed
to lock on to a target

320
00:13:27,247 --> 00:13:30,622
and hold it there until
the odor core detonated.

321
00:13:30,706 --> 00:13:33,539
Private, the putrid perfume
of project STANK

322
00:13:33,622 --> 00:13:35,164
is a bazillion times worse

323
00:13:35,247 --> 00:13:37,247
than anything
you've ever smelled.

324
00:13:37,331 --> 00:13:40,331
Bazillion isn't
a real number, Skipper.

325
00:13:40,414 --> 00:13:41,664
Is too.

326
00:13:41,747 --> 00:13:43,664
The International Numbers
Council just declared it.

327
00:13:43,747 --> 00:13:45,497
And that
is not a real council.

328
00:13:45,581 --> 00:13:46,581
Is too!

329
00:13:46,664 --> 00:13:48,247
The International
Councils Council

330
00:13:48,331 --> 00:13:50,747
just declared it, just now.

331
00:13:52,706 --> 00:13:54,497
So who was STANK
supposed to lure

332
00:13:54,581 --> 00:13:55,789
into its foul seat?

333
00:13:55,872 --> 00:13:57,789
Dr. Blowhole.

334
00:13:57,872 --> 00:14:00,539
And that's where
the whole project went wrong.

335
00:14:00,622 --> 00:14:01,956
Turns out dolphins
don't use toilets.

336
00:14:02,039 --> 00:14:03,331
- Nope.
- Not when they've got

337
00:14:03,414 --> 00:14:06,081
- the seven seas to soil.
- What? Really?

338
00:14:06,164 --> 00:14:08,747
Oh, yeah,
all the sea creatures do it--

339
00:14:08,831 --> 00:14:11,372
fish, whales,
lobsters, octopuses.

340
00:14:11,456 --> 00:14:14,414
Ugh, I'm never swimming
in the ocean again.

341
00:14:14,497 --> 00:14:16,872
Anyhoo, STANK was a bust.

342
00:14:16,956 --> 00:14:20,289
Total waste
of a perfectly good toilet.

343
00:14:20,372 --> 00:14:22,039
- [rumbling]
- Uh-oh.

344
00:14:22,122 --> 00:14:24,622
Kowalski,
is this thing still active?

345
00:14:24,706 --> 00:14:26,539
Apparently,
but we should be safe

346
00:14:26,622 --> 00:14:29,289
as long as we don't disturb
its fragile core...

347
00:14:29,372 --> 00:14:30,456
Phew!

348
00:14:30,539 --> 00:14:31,914
[rumbling]

349
00:14:31,997 --> 00:14:35,039
By doing things like... breathing.

350
00:14:35,122 --> 00:14:37,872
Man, we've gotta get
this STANK out of here, ASAP!

351
00:14:37,956 --> 00:14:39,747
But where do
we take it, Skipper?

352
00:14:39,831 --> 00:14:41,789
Somewhere uncivilized, uninhabitable,

353
00:14:41,872 --> 00:14:44,914
a wasteland of inhuman misery.

354
00:14:44,997 --> 00:14:46,747
Garden State Parkway
rest stop?

355
00:14:46,831 --> 00:14:49,122
Right-o. They'll never
notice the difference.

356
00:14:49,206 --> 00:14:51,456
- [engine turning]
- Ah.

357
00:14:51,539 --> 00:14:53,372
Gently, Rico.

358
00:14:53,456 --> 00:14:56,706
The tiniest movement could
initiate the detonation timer.

359
00:14:56,789 --> 00:14:59,789
We have to be
very, very, very careful.

360
00:14:59,872 --> 00:15:01,747
Yeah, yeah.
[fly buzzing]

361
00:15:01,831 --> 00:15:03,706
Eh, ah, aah!

362
00:15:05,706 --> 00:15:07,289
Aah!

363
00:15:11,289 --> 00:15:12,581
Oopsy.

364
00:15:12,664 --> 00:15:15,622
No. No. No!

365
00:15:15,706 --> 00:15:18,247
My new royal throne
must be something

366
00:15:18,331 --> 00:15:20,997
that really wows
my breath away.

367
00:15:21,081 --> 00:15:24,039
I'm looking for something big,
something shiny.

368
00:15:24,122 --> 00:15:25,414
[truck horn blares] Ah!

369
00:15:27,831 --> 00:15:30,289
Something with
cool blinking lights

370
00:15:30,372 --> 00:15:33,122
along the side like that!

371
00:15:33,206 --> 00:15:36,122
My throne! Where is it taking
my new royal throne?

372
00:15:36,456 --> 00:15:39,122
We got ourselves a convoy.

373
00:15:39,206 --> 00:15:41,789
This is Big Box Shaker
in the Wiggle Wagon,

374
00:15:41,872 --> 00:15:44,956
sending out a 10-32
to Puking Boots.

375
00:15:45,039 --> 00:15:47,081
You got your ears on,
good buddy?

376
00:15:47,164 --> 00:15:48,497
Uh...

377
00:15:48,581 --> 00:15:50,497
Just reminding you
to keep your flaps down,

378
00:15:50,581 --> 00:15:52,497
use the Jake,
and back off the hammer.

379
00:15:52,581 --> 00:15:53,706
Say what?

380
00:15:53,789 --> 00:15:55,164
Just a little trucker lingo, Rico.

381
00:15:55,247 --> 00:15:58,039
- I'm telling you to go slow.
- Oh, got ya!

382
00:15:58,122 --> 00:16:00,331
Cranky Cranium, how's it
back on the skateboard?

383
00:16:00,414 --> 00:16:02,247
You throwin' some rope
on that fat load?

384
00:16:02,331 --> 00:16:04,497
I beg your pardon?

385
00:16:04,581 --> 00:16:06,497
Ugh. Trucker lingo.

386
00:16:06,581 --> 00:16:07,497
You secure the STANK?

387
00:16:07,581 --> 00:16:09,039
Oh, yes.

388
00:16:09,122 --> 00:16:11,914
If we keep the speed down
and stay on flat terrain,

389
00:16:11,997 --> 00:16:15,664
this will definitely,
probably, maybe work.

390
00:16:15,747 --> 00:16:17,164
10-4, good buddy.

391
00:16:17,247 --> 00:16:19,747
Simpering Soft Foot,
you my bear in the air?

392
00:16:19,831 --> 00:16:21,164
Sorry, am I
Simpering Soft Foot?

393
00:16:21,247 --> 00:16:23,872
Aw, come on! Nobody speaks
big rig?

394
00:16:23,956 --> 00:16:25,539
- Sorry!
- I find it impenetrable.

395
00:16:25,622 --> 00:16:27,456
[sighs] Fine.

396
00:16:27,539 --> 00:16:28,997
Private, where are you?

397
00:16:29,081 --> 00:16:31,081
I'm coming up
on your position now, Skipper!

398
00:16:31,164 --> 00:16:33,497
There's light traffic
on the bridges and toll roads.

399
00:16:33,581 --> 00:16:36,122
Oh, and there's a yellow cab
pulling up next to you!

400
00:16:36,206 --> 00:16:37,956
It's midtown Manhattan, Private.

401
00:16:38,039 --> 00:16:40,539
Yellow cabs are
like cowboys at a rodeo.

402
00:16:40,622 --> 00:16:41,581
They're everywhere.

403
00:16:41,664 --> 00:16:44,747
- Yee-haw!
- Oof!

404
00:16:44,831 --> 00:16:46,497
[tires screeching,
truck horn blares]

405
00:16:46,581 --> 00:16:47,539
Oof!

406
00:16:47,622 --> 00:16:49,747
Ringtail, no!

407
00:16:49,831 --> 00:16:52,872
Aah!
[tires squealing]

408
00:16:52,956 --> 00:16:54,247
Rico, stay with him.

409
00:16:54,331 --> 00:16:56,206
Ringtail,
I know you can hear me.

410
00:16:56,289 --> 00:16:58,289
And even though
it's never worked before,

411
00:16:58,372 --> 00:17:00,414
I'm gonna try
and reason with you.

412
00:17:00,497 --> 00:17:02,539
Ha, good luck with that.

413
00:17:02,622 --> 00:17:03,997
Stop that truck!

414
00:17:04,081 --> 00:17:05,872
You have no idea
what noxious havoc

415
00:17:05,956 --> 00:17:07,414
that cargo is capable of!

416
00:17:07,497 --> 00:17:08,872
Ah, but I do.

417
00:17:08,956 --> 00:17:10,872
This cargo
is capable of becoming

418
00:17:10,997 --> 00:17:12,747
my most awesome
new royal throne!

419
00:17:12,831 --> 00:17:16,497
[tires squealing]

420
00:17:16,581 --> 00:17:18,122
Private, I need a lift.

421
00:17:18,206 --> 00:17:20,997
On my way, Skipper.

422
00:17:22,497 --> 00:17:25,456
[water sloshing]

423
00:17:25,539 --> 00:17:26,581
Hiyah! Unh!

424
00:17:26,664 --> 00:17:27,956
- Yah!
- Aah!

425
00:17:28,039 --> 00:17:30,331
[tires screeching]

426
00:17:33,664 --> 00:17:35,497
You are too late!

427
00:17:35,581 --> 00:17:39,414
I hereby proclaim
this super-boss blinky throne!

428
00:17:39,497 --> 00:17:41,414
both: No!

429
00:17:41,497 --> 00:17:43,831
both: No!

430
00:17:43,914 --> 00:17:45,581
Ahh,

431
00:17:45,664 --> 00:17:47,081
booty-full.

432
00:17:49,206 --> 00:17:52,414
See? My booty was destined
for this throne.

433
00:17:52,497 --> 00:17:54,039
Even the throne knows it.

434
00:17:54,122 --> 00:17:56,831
What exactly
is King Julien sitting on?

435
00:17:56,914 --> 00:18:00,456
And can't get up from?
[grunting]

436
00:18:00,539 --> 00:18:03,539
Ringtail, let us deal
with this situation.

437
00:18:03,622 --> 00:18:04,914
Yes, deal with it!

438
00:18:04,997 --> 00:18:06,247
It's impossible to stop.

439
00:18:06,331 --> 00:18:08,914
The core
is going full meltdown!

440
00:18:08,997 --> 00:18:11,039
- [gulps]
- Fine.

441
00:18:11,122 --> 00:18:13,122
Just get the king up
and off of that thing!

442
00:18:13,206 --> 00:18:14,997
Well, I'd have to short out
the locking circuit

443
00:18:15,081 --> 00:18:16,622
without triggering
the smell-a-tonium!

444
00:18:16,706 --> 00:18:19,456
Private, airlift Kowalski
and Maurice back to H.Q.

445
00:18:19,539 --> 00:18:22,539
You two find a way
to get Ringtail off the STANK!

446
00:18:22,622 --> 00:18:24,247
The rest of us will press on,

447
00:18:24,331 --> 00:18:26,456
and hope fate smiles
on the foolish.

448
00:18:26,539 --> 00:18:30,414
Then I will be
the most foolish of all.

449
00:18:31,872 --> 00:18:34,039
[truck horn honks]

450
00:18:35,247 --> 00:18:39,289
[sobbing]
Doomed! I'm so doomed!

451
00:18:39,372 --> 00:18:41,247
Crying never
solved anything.

452
00:18:41,331 --> 00:18:43,206
So stop with the tears.

453
00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:45,706
[sobbing] You're not the one
with a doomsday stink bomb

454
00:18:45,789 --> 00:18:47,581
strapped to your booty!

455
00:18:47,664 --> 00:18:49,956
- Can I drive?
- No!

456
00:18:50,414 --> 00:18:53,747
- Can I drive now?
- Uh-uh.

457
00:18:54,247 --> 00:18:56,831
- How about now?
- No!

458
00:18:56,914 --> 00:18:58,789
- Uh...
- I drive!

459
00:18:58,872 --> 00:19:00,247
[tires squealing]

460
00:19:00,331 --> 00:19:03,247
[thudding]

461
00:19:04,122 --> 00:19:05,331
[water sloshing]

462
00:19:05,414 --> 00:19:06,997
Okay, that's enough
driving for me.

463
00:19:07,081 --> 00:19:08,331
Your turn.

464
00:19:08,414 --> 00:19:10,081
[water gurgling]

465
00:19:10,164 --> 00:19:12,747
We got lucky, Ringtail,
real lucky.

466
00:19:12,831 --> 00:19:14,414
[train horn blares]

467
00:19:14,497 --> 00:19:15,956
[both scream]

468
00:19:16,706 --> 00:19:19,206
These locking mechanisms
are identical to the ones

469
00:19:19,289 --> 00:19:21,539
strapped onto King Julien's
posterior regions.

470
00:19:21,622 --> 00:19:23,539
So if we can find
the right liquid solution

471
00:19:23,622 --> 00:19:25,706
to short out the circuit,
we can free him!

472
00:19:25,789 --> 00:19:27,331
Let's get started.

473
00:19:27,414 --> 00:19:28,581
[tools whirring]

474
00:19:28,664 --> 00:19:29,706
- Unh!
- Oh, boy.

475
00:19:29,789 --> 00:19:30,872
[train horn blares]

476
00:19:30,956 --> 00:19:33,581
[crying]

477
00:19:33,664 --> 00:19:34,622
Why?

478
00:19:36,997 --> 00:19:38,331
Agh!

479
00:19:38,414 --> 00:19:40,581
[metal clanging]

480
00:19:45,706 --> 00:19:47,164
[train horn blares]

481
00:19:47,247 --> 00:19:49,164
Blagh!
[beep]

482
00:19:49,247 --> 00:19:50,997
Good work, Rico!

483
00:19:53,206 --> 00:19:55,997
Look, Ringtail,
sweet, sweet Jersey!

484
00:19:56,081 --> 00:19:59,206
Now we just need some answers
from the geniuses in the lab.

485
00:19:59,289 --> 00:20:00,997
It's not gonna work!
It's not gonna work!

486
00:20:01,081 --> 00:20:03,331
How are we supposed to--
hey!

487
00:20:03,414 --> 00:20:05,372
This is kind of awkward,
isn't it?

488
00:20:09,581 --> 00:20:12,456
[alarm blaring]

489
00:20:14,331 --> 00:20:16,456
- Hey, look, it worked!
- What worked?

490
00:20:16,539 --> 00:20:18,747
I'm using the same solution,
and nothing is happening!

491
00:20:18,831 --> 00:20:21,247
Kowalski, tell me
you've got good news.

492
00:20:21,331 --> 00:20:22,914
Well, something
must have been different,

493
00:20:22,997 --> 00:20:25,497
because I'm standing over here,
and you're standing over there.

494
00:20:25,581 --> 00:20:27,706
What could possibly
be different?

495
00:20:29,706 --> 00:20:33,081
Unless, it's 678,435 grains

496
00:20:33,164 --> 00:20:36,497
of recently spilled salt!

497
00:20:36,581 --> 00:20:38,872
Skipper, the answer
is sodium chloride!

498
00:20:38,956 --> 00:20:41,122
Hey, know how you
don't speak trucker?

499
00:20:41,206 --> 00:20:42,664
Well, I don't speak nerd-ese!

500
00:20:42,747 --> 00:20:45,331
Salt.
You need common table salt

501
00:20:45,414 --> 00:20:47,622
to short out the lock,
good buddy.

502
00:20:47,706 --> 00:20:49,539
Kowalski,
we're in a city dump,

503
00:20:49,622 --> 00:20:51,664
- not restaurant row.
- Salt water would work,

504
00:20:51,747 --> 00:20:53,664
but they'd never get
to the shore in time.

505
00:20:53,747 --> 00:20:55,372
Ooh, wait! Saline!

506
00:20:55,456 --> 00:20:56,831
Do either of you
wear contact lenses?

507
00:20:56,914 --> 00:20:58,706
I got it!
Tears are salty!

508
00:20:58,789 --> 00:20:59,789
Cry onto the lock!

509
00:20:59,872 --> 00:21:01,164
Cry like you're gonna die,

510
00:21:01,247 --> 00:21:03,247
'cause if you don't,
you might.

511
00:21:03,331 --> 00:21:05,372
You heard him, Ringtail.
Make with the waterworks.

512
00:21:05,456 --> 00:21:07,831
What? Oh, okay.
Yeah, I'll try.

513
00:21:07,914 --> 00:21:09,372
You'll try?

514
00:21:09,456 --> 00:21:11,206
You've been crying nonstop
for the last hour!

515
00:21:11,289 --> 00:21:14,789
Now, come on,
squeeze out a couple of tears!

516
00:21:14,872 --> 00:21:17,789
[alarm blares]

517
00:21:17,872 --> 00:21:19,414
Let me give it--

518
00:21:19,497 --> 00:21:20,789
uh...

519
00:21:20,872 --> 00:21:22,081
eeh...

520
00:21:22,164 --> 00:21:23,831
unh...

521
00:21:23,914 --> 00:21:25,164
I can't do it!

522
00:21:25,247 --> 00:21:26,414
I can't just fake it!

523
00:21:26,497 --> 00:21:28,664
It needs to be real,
from the inside.

524
00:21:28,747 --> 00:21:30,664
Well, uh,
think of sentimental things,

525
00:21:30,747 --> 00:21:32,706
good times you had
with dear friends.

526
00:21:32,789 --> 00:21:35,372
[scoffs] What friends?

527
00:21:35,456 --> 00:21:37,456
- You?
- Yes, okay, sure.

528
00:21:37,539 --> 00:21:40,789
If that works for you,
uh, think of us together.

529
00:21:47,581 --> 00:21:49,664
MacArthur's starched
short pants,

530
00:21:49,747 --> 00:21:54,581
I can't believe how much time
I've wasted with you.

531
00:21:59,372 --> 00:22:01,331
Ha ha! I am free!

532
00:22:01,414 --> 00:22:04,081
I am free
from my throne of STANK!

533
00:22:04,164 --> 00:22:06,039
[rumbling]

534
00:22:06,122 --> 00:22:08,289
[hissing, alarm blaring]

535
00:22:08,372 --> 00:22:10,372
We'll never leave
the stench radius in time!

536
00:22:10,456 --> 00:22:13,164
Oh, yes, we will!

537
00:22:14,956 --> 00:22:16,164
[alarm blaring]

538
00:22:22,206 --> 00:22:25,331
My calculations show that
STANK might actually improve

539
00:22:25,414 --> 00:22:26,706
the air quality
over New Jersey.

540
00:22:26,789 --> 00:22:29,872
[chuckles] I am just glad you
broke down

541
00:22:29,956 --> 00:22:31,747
and cried girly tears

542
00:22:31,831 --> 00:22:34,456
at the thought
of never seeing me again.

543
00:22:34,539 --> 00:22:36,206
Now, hold on a minute, Ringtail.

544
00:22:36,289 --> 00:22:40,081
It was one very small,
very manly tear.

545
00:22:40,164 --> 00:22:42,331
Big blubbery baby!

546
00:22:42,414 --> 00:22:44,289
- Waa-haa-haa-haa!
- Ugh!

547
00:22:45,206 --> 00:22:47,789
[brassy detective music]

548
00:22:47,872 --> 00:22:54,831
♪ ♪