1 00:00:03,123 --> 00:00:06,206 [bell tolls] 2 00:00:06,289 --> 00:00:09,164 [brassy detective music] 3 00:00:09,248 --> 00:00:13,998 ♪ ♪ 4 00:00:23,039 --> 00:00:24,831 - Hit it. - ♪ Hey-oh, yah, hah ♪ 5 00:00:24,914 --> 00:00:26,831 - ♪ Oh, hey-oh ♪ - Yeah. 6 00:00:26,914 --> 00:00:29,831 - ♪ Hey-oh ♪ - ♪ Yeah, oh-hey-oh ♪ 7 00:00:36,581 --> 00:00:38,206 [camera shutter clicks] 8 00:00:38,289 --> 00:00:40,206 Cute and cuddly, boys. 9 00:00:43,373 --> 00:00:46,289 [dramatic music] 10 00:00:46,373 --> 00:00:52,789 ♪ ♪ 11 00:00:52,873 --> 00:00:56,039 [tense music] 12 00:01:07,623 --> 00:01:09,289 That was incredible, Skipper. 13 00:01:09,373 --> 00:01:11,873 I've never seen omega boom performed by a single penguin. 14 00:01:11,956 --> 00:01:13,331 You were amazing! 15 00:01:13,414 --> 00:01:15,289 Always remember, Young Private, 16 00:01:15,373 --> 00:01:16,748 it's the leader's job 17 00:01:16,831 --> 00:01:19,581 to be physically superior at all times. 18 00:01:19,664 --> 00:01:22,039 - Ha! - Guys, check out my new-- 19 00:01:23,539 --> 00:01:24,581 I'm fine. 20 00:01:24,664 --> 00:01:26,039 It's a nonbrain injury. 21 00:01:26,123 --> 00:01:28,373 [gasps] Smashed atoms! 22 00:01:28,456 --> 00:01:30,039 - [gasps] - [gasps] 23 00:01:33,706 --> 00:01:36,498 Kowalski, explain. 24 00:01:36,581 --> 00:01:37,956 Fascinating. 25 00:01:38,039 --> 00:01:40,998 The ray I built was designed to transform spoiled food 26 00:01:41,081 --> 00:01:42,373 to its younger, fresher state. 27 00:01:42,456 --> 00:01:44,789 - And? - Clearly, you are younger. 28 00:01:44,873 --> 00:01:46,706 [sniffs] And fresher. 29 00:01:46,789 --> 00:01:48,039 This can't stand. 30 00:01:48,123 --> 00:01:50,331 My body should be full grown 31 00:01:50,414 --> 00:01:52,748 and bursting with unapologetic warrior might. 32 00:01:52,831 --> 00:01:55,706 Hiya! Ha! Hoo! Ha! Oof! 33 00:01:55,789 --> 00:01:57,664 [all cooing] 34 00:01:57,748 --> 00:01:59,206 Halt baby babble. 35 00:01:59,289 --> 00:02:02,331 I'm sorry, Skipper. You're just so cute. 36 00:02:02,414 --> 00:02:04,873 Coochie, coochie, coochie, coo! 37 00:02:04,956 --> 00:02:06,456 I can invert the ray's polarity 38 00:02:06,539 --> 00:02:07,873 and return you to normal. 39 00:02:07,956 --> 00:02:09,998 But we'll need to retrieve it from the sewer. 40 00:02:10,081 --> 00:02:11,373 Sounds easy enough. 41 00:02:11,456 --> 00:02:14,539 Men, operation sewer scavenge is a go. 42 00:02:14,623 --> 00:02:16,539 Move out. 43 00:02:16,623 --> 00:02:19,914 [grunting] 44 00:02:19,998 --> 00:02:22,748 - Something wrong? - Uh, it's just... 45 00:02:22,831 --> 00:02:24,039 The mission is dangerous, 46 00:02:24,123 --> 00:02:27,039 and you're so small and fluffy. 47 00:02:27,123 --> 00:02:29,914 Small, fluffy, and your commanding officer, Private. 48 00:02:29,998 --> 00:02:30,956 Right, Skipper. 49 00:02:31,039 --> 00:02:32,789 But maybe we should, you know, 50 00:02:32,873 --> 00:02:34,456 get you a sitter. 51 00:02:34,539 --> 00:02:35,748 Skipper? 52 00:02:35,831 --> 00:02:38,123 Down here. 53 00:02:38,206 --> 00:02:39,456 Oh. 54 00:02:39,539 --> 00:02:42,123 Apologies, Skipper, it just feels so right. 55 00:02:42,206 --> 00:02:43,873 It's oddly agreeable. 56 00:02:43,956 --> 00:02:45,081 But enough malarky. 57 00:02:45,164 --> 00:02:46,914 I do not need a babysitter. 58 00:02:46,998 --> 00:02:48,414 I'm a trained solider. 59 00:02:48,498 --> 00:02:53,039 [yawning] A lethal... fighting... machine. 60 00:02:53,123 --> 00:02:55,331 Somebody needs his nappy time. 61 00:02:55,414 --> 00:02:56,914 Aw, nappy. 62 00:02:56,998 --> 00:02:58,164 Nonsense. 63 00:02:58,248 --> 00:03:01,956 I am fully... battle-ready. 64 00:03:03,539 --> 00:03:06,539 We need a sitter with a high tolerance for weird. 65 00:03:06,623 --> 00:03:08,456 [gasps] 66 00:03:08,539 --> 00:03:10,914 Ah, those feets! 67 00:03:10,998 --> 00:03:13,373 That tiny booty! 68 00:03:13,456 --> 00:03:18,956 Oh, he's the most cutest thing my eyes have ever seen... 69 00:03:19,039 --> 00:03:22,831 when I'm not staring into a reflective surface. 70 00:03:22,914 --> 00:03:24,956 Here. 71 00:03:25,039 --> 00:03:26,956 Yes, he's our cousin. 72 00:03:27,039 --> 00:03:28,373 His name is, uh-- 73 00:03:28,456 --> 00:03:29,706 Is it Petey? 74 00:03:29,789 --> 00:03:31,456 I've always wanted to meet a Petey, 75 00:03:31,539 --> 00:03:34,539 and I would like very much for today to be that day. 76 00:03:34,623 --> 00:03:37,039 I can be Petey. 77 00:03:37,123 --> 00:03:39,456 As it turns out, his name is Petey. 78 00:03:39,539 --> 00:03:42,914 Your Majesty, what do you know about babysitting? 79 00:03:42,998 --> 00:03:46,206 What? Pfft! I am an accomplished sitter. 80 00:03:46,289 --> 00:03:48,581 I sit on things all the time: 81 00:03:48,664 --> 00:03:50,706 my throne, my loungey chair, 82 00:03:50,789 --> 00:03:53,914 - my Mort. - I'm ergonomical. 83 00:03:53,998 --> 00:03:57,414 Mort, didn't he kick-- and weren't you-- 84 00:03:57,498 --> 00:03:59,331 forget it. I'm on break. 85 00:03:59,414 --> 00:04:01,914 FYI, he likes to pretend he is Skipper 86 00:04:01,998 --> 00:04:02,998 when he's conscious. 87 00:04:03,081 --> 00:04:05,581 Oh, Petey, you nut. 88 00:04:07,664 --> 00:04:09,081 Make sure you keep him warm. 89 00:04:09,164 --> 00:04:11,039 And feed him regularly. 90 00:04:11,123 --> 00:04:13,039 And he likes-- he likes to be rocked too. 91 00:04:13,123 --> 00:04:15,164 Call us if you need anything! 92 00:04:16,706 --> 00:04:18,289 - Ah! - What the deuce? 93 00:04:18,373 --> 00:04:21,498 - Where are my men? - Good morning, Petey. 94 00:04:21,581 --> 00:04:25,331 You are being babysat-on by me, the king. 95 00:04:25,414 --> 00:04:26,956 Ringtail, don't you recognize me? 96 00:04:27,039 --> 00:04:27,998 It's Skipper. 97 00:04:28,081 --> 00:04:29,831 I'm--what are you doing? 98 00:04:29,914 --> 00:04:31,748 Where did King Julien go? 99 00:04:31,831 --> 00:04:34,164 Oh, no, he has disap--peekaboo. 100 00:04:34,248 --> 00:04:36,498 Peekaboo! Peekaboo! 101 00:04:36,581 --> 00:04:38,414 Peekaboo. 102 00:04:38,498 --> 00:04:40,039 Peekaboo! 103 00:04:40,123 --> 00:04:42,039 Your childish ruse is wasted, Ringtail. 104 00:04:42,123 --> 00:04:43,831 I'm an elite-- 105 00:04:43,914 --> 00:04:45,164 where'd he go? 106 00:04:45,248 --> 00:04:46,706 - Peekaboo! - [screams] What the-- 107 00:04:46,789 --> 00:04:48,206 [laughs] 108 00:04:48,289 --> 00:04:51,664 You should have been seeing your face. 109 00:04:51,748 --> 00:04:56,039 You were stupefied by my mad booing skills. 110 00:04:56,123 --> 00:04:58,498 Note to self: peekaboo defense drills. 111 00:05:00,873 --> 00:05:02,039 [beeping] 112 00:05:02,123 --> 00:05:03,956 Homing device says the ray is... 113 00:05:04,039 --> 00:05:05,581 this way. 114 00:05:05,664 --> 00:05:07,831 I wonder how the babysitter's doing. 115 00:05:07,914 --> 00:05:09,539 Shhhhh! 116 00:05:09,623 --> 00:05:12,623 The royal airplane is--shhhh-- now coming in 117 00:05:12,706 --> 00:05:14,623 for a land-shhhh-ding. 118 00:05:14,706 --> 00:05:17,623 Call a mayday, 'cause you've got the wrong tarmac. 119 00:05:17,706 --> 00:05:18,956 Penguins eat fish. 120 00:05:19,039 --> 00:05:21,998 Silly me, I see what is the wrong here. 121 00:05:22,081 --> 00:05:23,956 - Finally. - The baby penguins 122 00:05:24,039 --> 00:05:27,248 only eat the food when the papa penguin 123 00:05:27,331 --> 00:05:31,414 chews it up and spits it into the baby's mouth. 124 00:05:31,498 --> 00:05:34,123 Yeah, it sounds gross, but, hey, who am I to judge? 125 00:05:34,206 --> 00:05:37,206 No, no, no, no, no, no. 126 00:05:37,289 --> 00:05:40,123 - Good, huh? - No! 127 00:05:40,206 --> 00:05:42,998 - Now, don't be bashful. - Ugh! 128 00:05:43,081 --> 00:05:44,414 There you go. 129 00:05:44,498 --> 00:05:47,914 Ringtail, you're really starting to get on my ner-- 130 00:05:47,998 --> 00:05:49,914 [farts] That was an accident. 131 00:05:49,998 --> 00:05:51,789 But I'm glad it happened. 132 00:05:51,873 --> 00:05:53,373 Ooh, the baby gas. 133 00:05:53,456 --> 00:05:55,123 Ugh, it is the most smelliest thing 134 00:05:55,206 --> 00:05:56,664 my nose has ever sniffed. 135 00:05:56,748 --> 00:05:58,039 Mort, breathe it away. 136 00:05:58,123 --> 00:05:59,706 Okay. [inhales] 137 00:05:59,789 --> 00:06:01,373 I like-- 138 00:06:01,456 --> 00:06:04,039 uh, no, I don't. 139 00:06:05,414 --> 00:06:07,081 [gasps] 140 00:06:09,831 --> 00:06:12,498 Petey, what did I tell you? 141 00:06:14,081 --> 00:06:17,206 Now, you cannot be running away. 142 00:06:18,498 --> 00:06:20,289 According to my readings, 143 00:06:20,373 --> 00:06:22,081 the ray gun should be located right-- 144 00:06:22,164 --> 00:06:24,164 With us. 145 00:06:24,248 --> 00:06:26,789 That's our ray beam gun thingy. 146 00:06:26,873 --> 00:06:29,206 No, it's our Fresherizer. 147 00:06:29,289 --> 00:06:31,206 As long as we have this baby, 148 00:06:31,289 --> 00:06:33,706 we'll never eat rotten sewer food again. 149 00:06:36,789 --> 00:06:39,914 Good golly, it works like a charm! 150 00:06:39,998 --> 00:06:42,331 I mean, give it back, dirty rats. 151 00:06:42,414 --> 00:06:44,748 - Skipper's counting on us. - Yeah. 152 00:06:50,414 --> 00:06:51,373 Objective secured. 153 00:06:51,456 --> 00:06:53,414 Let's return to--huh? 154 00:06:53,498 --> 00:06:56,206 No one steals our Freshinator. 155 00:06:56,289 --> 00:06:58,248 I thought we named it "Fresherizer." 156 00:06:58,331 --> 00:06:59,998 We had a meeting. You weren't there. 157 00:07:00,081 --> 00:07:01,914 Um, Kowalski? Options? 158 00:07:01,998 --> 00:07:03,164 Historically, Skipper's the one 159 00:07:03,248 --> 00:07:04,414 who defeats the Rat King. 160 00:07:04,498 --> 00:07:05,956 Therefore, run for your lives! 161 00:07:06,039 --> 00:07:07,623 [screams] 162 00:07:07,706 --> 00:07:09,623 Rico, rat cannon. 163 00:07:09,706 --> 00:07:11,789 Fortunately, I devised an anti-rat missile 164 00:07:11,873 --> 00:07:13,748 for this exact-- 165 00:07:16,373 --> 00:07:17,664 Bye-bye, birdies. 166 00:07:17,748 --> 00:07:19,498 [cackles] 167 00:07:19,581 --> 00:07:20,748 Petey! 168 00:07:20,831 --> 00:07:23,331 It is being your afternoon nappy time. 169 00:07:23,414 --> 00:07:24,914 You're not the boss of me. 170 00:07:25,039 --> 00:07:27,414 Ah, but my regal lullaby 171 00:07:27,498 --> 00:07:29,623 will give you the snoozies for sure. 172 00:07:29,706 --> 00:07:31,706 Well, we'll see who outlasts who. 173 00:07:31,789 --> 00:07:34,456 [clears throat] ♪ Rock-a-bye, Petey ♪ 174 00:07:34,539 --> 00:07:36,539 ♪ In the Julien top ♪ 175 00:07:36,623 --> 00:07:39,039 ♪ When the wind blows ♪ 176 00:07:39,123 --> 00:07:41,748 ♪ The Julien will rock ♪ 177 00:07:41,831 --> 00:07:46,248 [yawning] ♪ And down will come Julien ♪ 178 00:07:46,331 --> 00:07:48,873 ♪ Julien and... ♪ 179 00:07:48,956 --> 00:07:50,998 ♪ Julien ♪ 180 00:07:51,081 --> 00:07:54,039 Well, that only took ten seconds. 181 00:07:54,123 --> 00:07:56,581 At least these tiny flippers are good for something. 182 00:08:03,206 --> 00:08:05,123 [grunts] 183 00:08:09,873 --> 00:08:11,123 It's not right. 184 00:08:11,206 --> 00:08:14,123 All those years of training and experience, 185 00:08:14,206 --> 00:08:16,414 and now I'm a useless soldier! 186 00:08:16,498 --> 00:08:19,164 [crying] It's not right. 187 00:08:19,248 --> 00:08:20,831 It's not right! 188 00:08:24,248 --> 00:08:25,289 [explosion] 189 00:08:25,373 --> 00:08:26,414 Rocket fire! 190 00:08:26,498 --> 00:08:28,706 No time for crybaby self-pity. 191 00:08:28,789 --> 00:08:30,664 My team needs me. 192 00:08:39,206 --> 00:08:43,123 [yawns] 193 00:08:43,206 --> 00:08:45,914 Petey? He is missing from my sight! 194 00:08:45,998 --> 00:08:48,498 And he is leaking melon! 195 00:08:48,581 --> 00:08:51,539 Ah! Your king is coming, Petey! 196 00:08:51,623 --> 00:08:53,289 What do you say, fellas? 197 00:08:53,373 --> 00:08:55,289 Time to give 'em the toxic bird bath? 198 00:08:55,373 --> 00:08:57,581 - Bird bath! - Bird bath! 199 00:08:57,664 --> 00:08:59,498 Bird bath! 200 00:09:02,081 --> 00:09:05,039 It appears this is our rookery's final mission. 201 00:09:05,123 --> 00:09:07,623 As Skipper would say, "It's been an honor." 202 00:09:07,706 --> 00:09:09,581 [sobbing] 203 00:09:09,664 --> 00:09:11,956 Don't forget to scrub behind your ears. 204 00:09:12,039 --> 00:09:13,706 [laughs] 205 00:09:13,789 --> 00:09:16,081 You call that a victory taunt? 206 00:09:16,164 --> 00:09:17,164 Skipper! 207 00:09:17,248 --> 00:09:18,414 Fear not, Private; 208 00:09:18,498 --> 00:09:19,914 your leader has arrived. 209 00:09:19,998 --> 00:09:21,248 Skipper? 210 00:09:21,331 --> 00:09:23,414 Wait, the boss penguin? 211 00:09:23,498 --> 00:09:26,206 What happened, fluffy boy? You fall in the dryer? 212 00:09:26,289 --> 00:09:28,581 [laughter] 213 00:09:28,664 --> 00:09:31,831 Let's put baby to bed... 214 00:09:31,914 --> 00:09:33,664 permanently. 215 00:09:36,248 --> 00:09:41,123 Petey! 216 00:09:41,206 --> 00:09:45,498 Oh, dear! 217 00:09:46,581 --> 00:09:50,039 [dramatically] Go, Petey. 218 00:09:50,123 --> 00:09:51,331 [shudders] 219 00:09:51,414 --> 00:09:54,581 Avenge me while I lay here 220 00:09:54,664 --> 00:09:57,998 and pretend to be dead so no one is hurting me again. 221 00:09:58,081 --> 00:09:59,956 [groans] 222 00:10:00,039 --> 00:10:02,873 [imitates horn playing "Taps"] 223 00:10:02,956 --> 00:10:05,498 [shudders] 224 00:10:05,581 --> 00:10:08,831 [imitates horn playing "Taps"] 225 00:10:08,914 --> 00:10:11,456 [moaning] 226 00:10:12,081 --> 00:10:13,956 [imitates horn playing "Taps"] 227 00:10:14,039 --> 00:10:16,164 I see a light. 228 00:10:16,248 --> 00:10:17,664 It's a light. 229 00:10:17,748 --> 00:10:20,873 [imitates horn playing "Taps"] 230 00:10:20,956 --> 00:10:22,664 I'm coming, Papa. 231 00:10:22,748 --> 00:10:24,873 [imitates horn playing "Taps"] 232 00:10:24,956 --> 00:10:27,914 Let's finish this, mano a baby-o. 233 00:10:27,998 --> 00:10:29,539 Oh, yeah? 234 00:10:29,623 --> 00:10:33,539 What are you going to do with those teeny weeny baby muscles? 235 00:10:33,623 --> 00:10:36,706 Rat face, I've got something stronger than muscles: 236 00:10:36,789 --> 00:10:39,623 my leadership. Rico, grappling hook! 237 00:10:43,123 --> 00:10:45,039 I'll crush you all! 238 00:10:45,123 --> 00:10:46,664 Quick, toss me. 239 00:10:48,123 --> 00:10:49,123 Catch me. 240 00:10:49,206 --> 00:10:50,289 Burp me. 241 00:10:50,373 --> 00:10:52,373 [burps] Throw me! 242 00:10:53,748 --> 00:10:55,373 Spin me. 243 00:10:55,456 --> 00:10:57,414 Ha! Did you really think 244 00:10:57,498 --> 00:10:59,623 I wouldn't catch a tiny ball like you? 245 00:10:59,706 --> 00:11:02,081 I was counting on it. 246 00:11:02,164 --> 00:11:05,414 - [farts] - [groans] 247 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:08,581 I call that one "the baby boom." 248 00:11:08,664 --> 00:11:11,414 Now, that's a victory taunt. 249 00:11:11,498 --> 00:11:13,206 And this is nap time. 250 00:11:13,289 --> 00:11:14,831 [snoring] 251 00:11:14,914 --> 00:11:16,414 all: Aww. 252 00:11:17,164 --> 00:11:18,539 [whirring] 253 00:11:20,331 --> 00:11:22,914 They grow up so fast. 254 00:11:22,998 --> 00:11:25,414 [sighs] I am now having the empty nest. 255 00:11:25,498 --> 00:11:27,206 Ringtail, I owe you one. 256 00:11:27,289 --> 00:11:29,581 You saved my fluffy butt back there. 257 00:11:29,664 --> 00:11:31,706 But I hope you now realize who I really am. 258 00:11:31,789 --> 00:11:35,206 [laughs] I cannot be believing it! 259 00:11:35,289 --> 00:11:36,331 I knew you'd see the light. 260 00:11:36,414 --> 00:11:37,914 Petey! 261 00:11:37,998 --> 00:11:42,081 You have gotten so good at your Skipper impersonating. 262 00:11:45,456 --> 00:11:48,248 [tribal music] 263 00:11:48,331 --> 00:11:55,206 ♪ ♪ 264 00:11:55,914 --> 00:11:59,289 It's the breakout that led to a stakeout 265 00:11:59,373 --> 00:12:01,748 because there's a snake out. 266 00:12:01,831 --> 00:12:05,498 Savio, the Hoboken Zoo's vicious boa constrictor, 267 00:12:05,581 --> 00:12:06,956 has escaped. 268 00:12:07,039 --> 00:12:10,539 Wait, why do I feel I know that reptile? 269 00:12:10,623 --> 00:12:13,706 Ah! Snake belly! So dark. 270 00:12:13,789 --> 00:12:16,123 Don't put me in the monkey suit. 271 00:12:16,206 --> 00:12:17,373 [thud] 272 00:12:17,456 --> 00:12:21,164 Ooh. [laughs] 273 00:12:21,248 --> 00:12:23,289 Savio, the fiendish serpent 274 00:12:23,373 --> 00:12:26,664 who temporarily ate Private, the lemurs, and Marlene. 275 00:12:26,748 --> 00:12:28,914 Right. I hated that guy. 276 00:12:28,998 --> 00:12:32,914 We go live to Bonnie Chang on the scene. 277 00:12:32,998 --> 00:12:35,498 Trash fires, riots in the streets-- 278 00:12:35,581 --> 00:12:38,998 this snake escape really has everyone on edge, eh, Bonnie? 279 00:12:39,081 --> 00:12:43,289 [laughs] No, Chuck, that's just Hoboken. 280 00:12:43,373 --> 00:12:44,706 Back off, pal-io! 281 00:12:44,789 --> 00:12:46,789 I'm packing a pipe wrench! 282 00:12:46,873 --> 00:12:49,956 The boa was last seen entering the Hudson River, 283 00:12:50,039 --> 00:12:52,998 where it appeared to be swimming toward Manhattan. 284 00:12:53,081 --> 00:12:54,623 You don't think Savio's still mad 285 00:12:54,706 --> 00:12:55,998 we had him shipped back to Hoboken? 286 00:12:56,081 --> 00:12:58,623 As every herpetologist knows, Chuck, 287 00:12:58,706 --> 00:12:59,831 this breed of boa 288 00:12:59,914 --> 00:13:02,373 has an insatiable thirst for vengeance, 289 00:13:02,456 --> 00:13:03,706 nursing a grudge for months 290 00:13:03,789 --> 00:13:06,456 before wreaking its hideous retribution. 291 00:13:06,539 --> 00:13:09,123 [all mumbling and crying] 292 00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:13,331 Move out, you Nancy cats. 293 00:13:13,414 --> 00:13:14,873 Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa. 294 00:13:14,956 --> 00:13:16,664 You think Savio's coming after us? 295 00:13:16,748 --> 00:13:18,164 But that's crazy. 296 00:13:18,248 --> 00:13:19,873 Most of us were his victims. 297 00:13:19,956 --> 00:13:23,164 Don't try and make sense of revenge, Marlene. 298 00:13:23,248 --> 00:13:24,539 It cheapens it. 299 00:13:24,623 --> 00:13:26,373 [stammering] What do we do? 300 00:13:26,456 --> 00:13:28,664 Wait, I've got an idea. 301 00:13:28,748 --> 00:13:30,706 A sandwich... 302 00:13:30,789 --> 00:13:33,081 that you ride like a horse. 303 00:13:34,623 --> 00:13:35,581 But think about it. 304 00:13:35,664 --> 00:13:36,873 According to my projections, 305 00:13:36,956 --> 00:13:39,331 Savio will hit this zoo in three hours. 306 00:13:39,414 --> 00:13:43,081 Luckily, that vengeful maniac is forgetting one thing: 307 00:13:43,164 --> 00:13:45,289 we've still got big gray on our side. 308 00:13:45,373 --> 00:13:48,081 Ready for another Savio pounding, long trunks? 309 00:13:48,164 --> 00:13:49,248 You bet, 310 00:13:49,331 --> 00:13:50,331 just as soon as I open 311 00:13:50,414 --> 00:13:51,498 this mysterious package 312 00:13:51,581 --> 00:13:52,873 I got from Hoboken. 313 00:13:52,956 --> 00:13:54,956 Oh, it's Ho--not Hoboken! 314 00:13:55,039 --> 00:13:57,289 - Don't open that! - No, don't open it! 315 00:13:57,373 --> 00:14:01,123 Um, Savio sends his regards. 316 00:14:01,206 --> 00:14:02,248 A-booga-booga-booga! 317 00:14:02,331 --> 00:14:05,581 [yelling] 318 00:14:07,664 --> 00:14:10,081 Taking out the biggest threat first. 319 00:14:10,164 --> 00:14:11,789 Well played, Savio. 320 00:14:11,873 --> 00:14:13,831 Well, clearly, he is a vengeful genius, 321 00:14:13,914 --> 00:14:15,081 and we are all doomed. 322 00:14:15,164 --> 00:14:16,081 [all screaming] 323 00:14:16,164 --> 00:14:18,581 I am panicking! 324 00:14:18,664 --> 00:14:21,789 Whoa, girl! Easy, little tuna melt. 325 00:14:23,123 --> 00:14:24,331 Ow! 326 00:14:26,123 --> 00:14:27,456 Sorry, people, 327 00:14:27,539 --> 00:14:29,164 but when no one listens to reason, 328 00:14:29,248 --> 00:14:31,539 I'm forced to speak the language of flung nuts. 329 00:14:31,623 --> 00:14:34,456 This one said hello to my nose hole. 330 00:14:34,539 --> 00:14:36,456 We can still take Savio 331 00:14:36,539 --> 00:14:38,331 but only as a united front. 332 00:14:38,414 --> 00:14:41,081 Nobody cracks. No one does anything stupid. 333 00:14:41,164 --> 00:14:43,873 What are you all so scaredy pantsless about this? 334 00:14:43,956 --> 00:14:45,873 I say we take this Savio 335 00:14:45,956 --> 00:14:47,331 and then we punch him in the face! 336 00:14:47,414 --> 00:14:50,123 So as usual, ignore everything the Ringtail says-- 337 00:14:50,206 --> 00:14:53,289 did I hear some gung ho in that gobbledygook? 338 00:14:53,373 --> 00:14:54,706 If by "gung ho," you mean 339 00:14:54,789 --> 00:14:56,956 I'm gonna hold up this Savio 340 00:14:57,039 --> 00:14:59,873 and smack him around like--uh. 341 00:14:59,956 --> 00:15:01,956 Oh, yeah, baby. That's--yeah. 342 00:15:02,039 --> 00:15:04,164 You're seriously not scared? 343 00:15:04,248 --> 00:15:06,164 Are we still talking about Savio? 344 00:15:06,248 --> 00:15:07,706 Yeah, big deal. 345 00:15:07,789 --> 00:15:09,039 Long booty, 346 00:15:09,123 --> 00:15:12,581 fancy continental accent he thinks is so classy. 347 00:15:12,664 --> 00:15:14,998 Pah! Bring him on to me. 348 00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:15,831 Bring him! 349 00:15:15,914 --> 00:15:17,706 [rousing music] 350 00:15:17,789 --> 00:15:21,331 Ain't so bad. Ain't so bad. 351 00:15:21,414 --> 00:15:23,498 Ain't gonna be no rematch. 352 00:15:23,581 --> 00:15:24,706 Come on. 353 00:15:24,789 --> 00:15:26,998 All right, give me two-man teams. 354 00:15:27,081 --> 00:15:28,998 Establish perimeter defenses. 355 00:15:29,081 --> 00:15:32,123 I want this zoo wired hotter than a Brazilian Hanukkah. 356 00:15:32,206 --> 00:15:33,414 Go! 357 00:15:34,081 --> 00:15:36,206 Now, I'll need a cool, fearless head 358 00:15:36,289 --> 00:15:38,831 as my own bunker buddy. 359 00:15:38,914 --> 00:15:41,748 Ringtail, I can't believe I'm gonna say this, 360 00:15:41,831 --> 00:15:42,956 but that guy is you. 361 00:15:43,039 --> 00:15:45,248 [triumphant musical flourish] 362 00:15:46,664 --> 00:15:50,206 - Partner hug. - Oh, no. 363 00:15:50,289 --> 00:15:51,873 All right, Ringtail. 364 00:15:51,956 --> 00:15:54,414 I'm thinking a three-layer defense grid. 365 00:15:54,498 --> 00:15:57,164 Level one: the minefield. 366 00:15:57,248 --> 00:15:59,956 [humming] 367 00:16:02,664 --> 00:16:04,206 Okay, what's next? 368 00:16:04,289 --> 00:16:06,789 Well, we take the clear path through the minefield 369 00:16:06,873 --> 00:16:09,789 - to the others, and then... - What? 370 00:16:09,873 --> 00:16:13,956 Level two: electrified fence. 371 00:16:14,039 --> 00:16:17,039 - [zapping and popping] - Not my fault. 372 00:16:17,123 --> 00:16:19,664 Level three: motor tubes 373 00:16:19,748 --> 00:16:21,873 loaded with pure knockout spray, 374 00:16:21,956 --> 00:16:23,873 the "coupe de gras." 375 00:16:23,956 --> 00:16:25,956 No, no, no, no, no. 376 00:16:31,956 --> 00:16:34,081 [humming] 377 00:16:34,164 --> 00:16:36,248 What do you say, soldier? 378 00:16:36,331 --> 00:16:37,581 I say... 379 00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:42,414 Hey, Savio, who's gonna save you from that? 380 00:16:42,498 --> 00:16:44,748 Ooh, taunting approved. 381 00:16:44,831 --> 00:16:47,498 I don't know where this 180 of courage came from, Ringtail, 382 00:16:47,581 --> 00:16:48,956 but I'm digging it. 383 00:16:49,039 --> 00:16:51,373 [laughs] Yeah, yeah, I was pretty awesome just now. 384 00:16:51,456 --> 00:16:53,623 [alarm beeping] 385 00:16:53,706 --> 00:16:55,289 All right, men and Marlene. 386 00:16:55,373 --> 00:16:57,248 Some of you, I know, are wondering 387 00:16:57,331 --> 00:16:59,831 whether or not you'll chicken out under fire. 388 00:16:59,914 --> 00:17:01,123 Don't worry about it. 389 00:17:01,206 --> 00:17:04,748 When you put your hand into a bunch of goo 390 00:17:04,831 --> 00:17:06,956 that used to be your best friend's face 391 00:17:07,039 --> 00:17:09,039 but then you realize, 392 00:17:09,123 --> 00:17:10,748 "Wait, that's just an ice cream sandwich 393 00:17:10,831 --> 00:17:13,456 shaped like a clown--" [chuckles] 394 00:17:13,539 --> 00:17:15,289 you'll know what to do! 395 00:17:15,373 --> 00:17:17,123 I like old Julien. 396 00:17:17,206 --> 00:17:18,373 Who wanted to kick you to the snake 397 00:17:18,456 --> 00:17:20,289 just to give himself time to run? 398 00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:22,456 Any foot touching is good foot touching. 399 00:17:22,539 --> 00:17:24,789 - [explosions and rumbling] - He's hit the mines. 400 00:17:24,873 --> 00:17:25,998 Forward positions. 401 00:17:27,373 --> 00:17:29,081 No visual yet, but-- [gasps] 402 00:17:29,164 --> 00:17:31,414 He's cleared the mine field. 403 00:17:31,498 --> 00:17:33,331 I lost him, Skipper. 404 00:17:34,706 --> 00:17:35,956 Fall back, Private. 405 00:17:36,039 --> 00:17:38,289 Shock unit, talk to me. 406 00:17:38,373 --> 00:17:41,039 Electrified fence still operative, Skipp-- 407 00:17:42,539 --> 00:17:44,248 He's in the walls. He's in the walls! 408 00:17:44,331 --> 00:17:46,789 Fall back! Gassy-lassie, you're up. 409 00:17:46,873 --> 00:17:49,456 Okay, I did not agree to that code name. 410 00:17:49,539 --> 00:17:50,623 - I-- - [hissing] 411 00:17:50,706 --> 00:17:53,331 [jabbering] 412 00:17:58,706 --> 00:17:59,998 Is he out? 413 00:18:03,248 --> 00:18:06,789 - [gasps] - [hissing] 414 00:18:06,873 --> 00:18:09,873 - Hiss! - [screams] 415 00:18:09,956 --> 00:18:12,664 [all screaming] 416 00:18:12,748 --> 00:18:14,998 All units, doomsday position! 417 00:18:15,081 --> 00:18:16,498 Move it, Ringtail! 418 00:18:16,581 --> 00:18:17,873 Aye, Skip-king! 419 00:18:18,914 --> 00:18:20,164 Shields up. 420 00:18:20,248 --> 00:18:21,914 We drilled for this, people. 421 00:18:21,998 --> 00:18:23,456 Just maintain the circle. 422 00:18:23,539 --> 00:18:27,039 Remember, this Savio is nothing. 423 00:18:27,123 --> 00:18:29,664 - He is-- - [hissing] 424 00:18:29,748 --> 00:18:30,998 Hello. 425 00:18:31,081 --> 00:18:32,664 - [all scream] - Snake! 426 00:18:32,748 --> 00:18:34,873 Savio is the snake? 427 00:18:34,998 --> 00:18:36,373 I thought it was that guy. 428 00:18:36,456 --> 00:18:40,123 You know, big teeth, long booty. 429 00:18:40,206 --> 00:18:41,831 I'm my own kind of beautiful. 430 00:18:41,914 --> 00:18:45,039 Oh, shut up with the fancy continental accent already! 431 00:18:45,123 --> 00:18:47,039 You aren't impressing anybody! 432 00:18:47,123 --> 00:18:51,373 Aw, shields, how adorable. 433 00:18:51,456 --> 00:18:53,373 I could just eat you up. 434 00:18:53,456 --> 00:18:54,706 Stand fast. 435 00:18:54,789 --> 00:18:56,748 As long as there are no gaps in the circle-- 436 00:18:56,831 --> 00:18:58,456 Gotta go not be eaten. Love you, bye! 437 00:18:58,539 --> 00:19:00,789 Aw, ham steak. 438 00:19:00,873 --> 00:19:02,373 [all yell] 439 00:19:02,456 --> 00:19:05,539 [all groaning] 440 00:19:05,623 --> 00:19:07,373 Since when does the inside of a snake belly 441 00:19:07,456 --> 00:19:08,539 look like the garage? 442 00:19:08,623 --> 00:19:12,039 Do not worry, succulent one. 443 00:19:12,123 --> 00:19:14,456 Soon you will all be consumed... 444 00:19:14,539 --> 00:19:15,706 with admiration 445 00:19:15,789 --> 00:19:18,414 when I tell you of my plan for revenge. 446 00:19:18,498 --> 00:19:21,331 I'm going to swallow you one by one 447 00:19:21,414 --> 00:19:24,623 so the last shall see his friends go before him. 448 00:19:24,706 --> 00:19:26,164 Ew. 449 00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:29,248 And then I will regurgitate and swallow you again 450 00:19:29,331 --> 00:19:32,081 but this time in reverse order so no one feels left out 451 00:19:32,164 --> 00:19:34,123 of the "watch everybody else get eaten" thing. 452 00:19:34,206 --> 00:19:35,831 Well, uh, you know, way to make it your own. 453 00:19:35,914 --> 00:19:37,914 I like to take the time to chew... 454 00:19:37,998 --> 00:19:39,581 on my ideas. 455 00:19:39,664 --> 00:19:43,748 But we're still one lemur short of a full revenge set, 456 00:19:43,831 --> 00:19:46,123 and so, until I return... 457 00:19:47,581 --> 00:19:48,998 ciao. 458 00:19:51,206 --> 00:19:52,664 That was also a reference to the fact 459 00:19:52,748 --> 00:19:53,664 that I'm going to eat you. 460 00:19:53,748 --> 00:19:54,956 We got it. 461 00:19:55,039 --> 00:19:56,331 Fantastic. 462 00:19:56,414 --> 00:19:59,331 [clears throat] Eh, hello. 463 00:19:59,414 --> 00:20:00,789 Ringtail? 464 00:20:00,873 --> 00:20:02,831 Quick, I think I can guide you to pick this lock. 465 00:20:02,914 --> 00:20:04,539 Now, it's a wafer tumbler model 466 00:20:04,623 --> 00:20:06,581 with at least seven variable spring-loaded-- 467 00:20:06,664 --> 00:20:08,706 Yeah, that sounds hard. 468 00:20:08,789 --> 00:20:13,206 Uh, I'm here for more of the last request sort of thing. 469 00:20:13,289 --> 00:20:15,831 So okay, I got the banjo. 470 00:20:15,914 --> 00:20:17,373 And if you feel snacky, 471 00:20:17,456 --> 00:20:20,164 there's some day-old poppity corn over there. 472 00:20:20,248 --> 00:20:21,706 Do you know "Ave Maria?" 473 00:20:21,789 --> 00:20:23,748 [scoffs] Boring! 474 00:20:23,831 --> 00:20:25,123 This one is way better. 475 00:20:25,206 --> 00:20:27,039 Check it out, y'all. 476 00:20:27,123 --> 00:20:30,206 ♪ I'm a sandwich-riding cowpoke, and-- ♪ 477 00:20:30,289 --> 00:20:32,331 I knew you had your flaws, Ringtail, 478 00:20:32,414 --> 00:20:34,289 but even at your worst moments, 479 00:20:34,373 --> 00:20:38,039 I never pegged you for a yellow-bellied, slimy coward. 480 00:20:38,123 --> 00:20:39,289 Okay, wow. 481 00:20:39,373 --> 00:20:42,164 Uh, that stings. 482 00:20:42,248 --> 00:20:45,206 It's like you never really knew me. 483 00:20:45,289 --> 00:20:48,164 Anyhoo, peace out, my peoples. 484 00:20:48,248 --> 00:20:51,748 Ah, the complete buffet. 485 00:20:51,831 --> 00:20:52,706 Ah! It's the snake! 486 00:20:52,789 --> 00:20:55,831 [all yelling] 487 00:20:55,914 --> 00:20:57,623 No, not that way. 488 00:20:57,706 --> 00:20:59,123 Stand tall, Ringtail. 489 00:20:59,206 --> 00:21:01,498 You've got to decide what kind of man you're gonna be. 490 00:21:01,581 --> 00:21:03,706 Still the yellow-bellied slime guy. 491 00:21:06,081 --> 00:21:08,456 At least he's going out the way he lived: 492 00:21:08,539 --> 00:21:09,831 stupid. 493 00:21:09,914 --> 00:21:11,248 Ha ha! 494 00:21:13,414 --> 00:21:15,664 Artificial butter flavor. 495 00:21:15,748 --> 00:21:18,456 How tasteful of you. 496 00:21:20,664 --> 00:21:22,206 Okay. 497 00:21:28,831 --> 00:21:30,081 Bye-bye! 498 00:21:32,789 --> 00:21:34,956 Boys, butter me up. 499 00:21:35,039 --> 00:21:36,664 Your leadership is impeccable 500 00:21:36,748 --> 00:21:39,248 and your musk is an intoxicating blend 501 00:21:39,331 --> 00:21:41,539 of danger and--ooh! 502 00:21:41,623 --> 00:21:42,623 Right. 503 00:21:42,706 --> 00:21:43,623 Whee-hee-hee! 504 00:21:43,706 --> 00:21:44,789 Greasy, greasy. 505 00:21:44,873 --> 00:21:46,748 [laughing] 506 00:21:55,831 --> 00:21:57,831 Julien! You did it! 507 00:21:57,914 --> 00:22:00,248 I cannot accept your thank-yous, 508 00:22:00,331 --> 00:22:02,498 'cause they are cheap and useless. 509 00:22:02,581 --> 00:22:04,956 Give me something shiny, people. 510 00:22:05,039 --> 00:22:07,123 Men, return to base for cleanup. 511 00:22:07,206 --> 00:22:09,873 We've got grease where no grease should ever go. 512 00:22:09,956 --> 00:22:14,248 And so snakeout ends, as these things always do, 513 00:22:14,331 --> 00:22:16,289 with the snake headed home 514 00:22:16,373 --> 00:22:19,539 coated in buttery, hydrogenated soy oil. 515 00:22:19,623 --> 00:22:23,081 I can't believe yellow-bellied slimy cowardice 516 00:22:23,164 --> 00:22:24,456 was really the answer. 517 00:22:24,539 --> 00:22:27,498 No, no, this was a team victory. 518 00:22:27,581 --> 00:22:31,831 There was me, the butter, uh, me wearing the butter, 519 00:22:31,914 --> 00:22:34,081 you know, probably the elephant or something. 520 00:22:34,164 --> 00:22:35,206 The elephant! 521 00:22:35,289 --> 00:22:36,914 This is Chuck Charles saying-- 522 00:22:36,998 --> 00:22:38,748 Go time! 523 00:22:38,831 --> 00:22:40,206 Come on, where's that snake? 524 00:22:40,289 --> 00:22:41,539 I want Savio! 525 00:22:41,623 --> 00:22:44,164 - [trumpeting] - [screams] 526 00:22:47,748 --> 00:22:54,706 ♪ ♪