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[bell tolls]

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[brassy detective music]

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- Hit it.
- ♪ Hey-oh, yah, hah ♪

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- ♪ Oh, hey-oh ♪
- Yeah.

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- ♪ Hey-oh ♪
- ♪ Yeah, oh-hey-oh ♪

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[camera shutter clicks]

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Cute and cuddly, boys.

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[cheerful music]

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[heavily distorted
guitar music]

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♪ Who is your baby? ♪

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[makes guitar noises]

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♪ King Julien is your baby ♪

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[makes guitar noises]

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♪ Bay-bay-bay-bay-baby ♪

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♪ Babyyyyy ♪

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Gentlemen, if I'm known
for one thing,

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it's my patience.

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Hmm.

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Actually, Skipper,
I think--

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Patience!

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I'm known for my
saint-like patience.

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But this time those ringtails
have pushed me too far.

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♪ Now, blow, big man ♪

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[frantic trumpet playing]

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[cacophonous noise rock]

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It's bad enough
when they listen to music.

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But it's worse
when they make their own.

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This calls for measures.

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The drasticker, the better-er.

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And where should I transfer
the lemurs?

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What's the furthest point
from us?

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The petting zoo.

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Yeah.

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All those tiny grabby hands.

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The nose-pickers.

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The tail-tuggers.

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It's bratatorial combat.

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Ha-ha-ha!

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The petting zoo!
I like it.

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Oh, who's gonna be
our new neighbor?

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Can it be Roger?
I like Roger.

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Kowalski,
I'm in a giving mood.

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Grant the boy's wish.

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[computer beeping]

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Ah! Ah!

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Ah.

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Whoa! Ah!

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Hey, yo, Alice,
I don't know about this.

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Computer says I'm supposed
to transfer the lemurs to--

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Are you questioning
the computer?

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The same computer
that spits out our paychecks?

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Excellent point.

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[groaning] No!

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This is a mistaken thing.

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We should not be
in this cage.

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Well, maybe Mort.

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- Hello?
- Hello, Roger.

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Welcome to the neighborhood.

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- Thank you, but I--
- You'll find your new home

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is outfitted with all
the modern conveniences.

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Tiki bar, bouncy, throne.

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[crash]

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[boing]

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[clang]

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We can fix that. Maybe.

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Rico, warm this house
with a tasteful gift.

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[wretches]

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Hey, Roger.

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Oh, very nice.

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Very classy.
Thank you.

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Thanks.
Um, could I ask one thing?

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Doesn't someone else live here?

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Not anymore.

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[laughs maniacally]

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[whimpering]

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Everything in my kingly kingdom,

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including my kingly kingdom,
is gone.

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Yeah, but we got other things.

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Yeah? Like what?

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I found a cotton ball doggy.

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Hey, quick question.

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Is this guy one of yours?

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Mort, get off the sheep.

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Thanks. I'm Randy.

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Welcome to the land
of 1,000 hands.

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Uh, yeah, yeah, you can keep
your welcomes, Randy,

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because I will...

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[grunting]
Not be...

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staying...

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phew.

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[groans]

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Maurice, I am bushed.

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You do the tunneling
to freedom.

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Why? I think
it's kind of nice here.

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Yes, but fortunately
I am king,

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so you don't have to think.

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You only have to do.

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And now what I, your king,
wants you to be doing

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is dig, dig, dig--

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Eh, Maurice,
why are they doing

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what I am telling you
to be doing?

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Because you're the king, right?

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Obviously.

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With a tail like that?

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Only a king could have
a tail so magnificent.

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Yay for the king!

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I'm sorry, but King Julien
already has someone

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who blindly follows him--

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wah!

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- We're staying.
- Yay!

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You hear that, boys?

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That's the sweet sound
of lemur-free living.

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- Ah!
- [crash]

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Ow.

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Roger, are you okay?

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Well, guys, no.
No, I'm not.

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It's just this habitat.

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It simply doesn't have
the amount of swimmable water

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that a wide-bodied boy
like myself needs.

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We've got plenty of water
in our pool.

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Yeah, dip your skinnies
any time you want, neighbor.

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Our habitat es su habitat.

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Cannonball!

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- Ah!
- [splash]

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- [explosion]
- Ah! Toxic gas!

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Evacuate!

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[clanging and grunting]

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It's... [coughing] Stuck.

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Let us out of here!

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- Help!
- Open up now!

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That's an order!

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[humming]

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Oh, no fish.

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I don't understand it.

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What happened to our lunch?

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Guys, you're the best.
You're the best.

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Leaving that bowl
of fish for me?

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You're the best.

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What was that anyway?
Was that mackerel?

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This presentation
on Dr. Blowhole's lair

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is classified
triple top secret

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for your eyes only and--

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Guys, guys! Ooh.

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- [thwap]
- [clang]

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Sorry about that.

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[grunts]

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No problem.

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I just spent three
painstaking weeks building it.

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Listen. I'm working
on an original musical,

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"Gator in the Park," okay?

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And I'm not sure
which lyric is better,

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"I have lots of teeth
at the end of my snout,"

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or, "If you call me cruel names,
I'm likely to pout."

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Ooh, now that I say it out loud,

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it should definitely be
the second one.

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Okay, thanks, guys.

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Man, I'm beginning
to see a flaw in this plan.

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[all groaning]

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Why do they get
to touch the royal feet?

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Because, Mort,
they have soft, furry paws.

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But I have soft,
furry paws too.

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Yes, but they are also cute
and adorable.

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But I am cute
and adorable too.

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Mm, yeah, I'm just gonna
bottom line this for you.

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They're not you.

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Stupid bunnies.

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Good news, lemurs.
You're going back home.

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Hooray!

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Uh, maybe you penguins
are confused.

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We are home.

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What, this?

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This isn't your home.

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You belong in
a habitat customized

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to your specific lemurish needs.

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Uh, no, this petting zoo
is much betterer.

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Look, I've got
way more subjects.

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Ooh.

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Bunnies.

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[slurping]

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And they do everything
he wants

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so I don't have to.

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Yes, when I saw hop--

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They say, "How high?"

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Uh, no, they just hop.

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Maximum height is a given.

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Hop, Fluffy.

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[jet engine noise]

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See? Mad hops.

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So to be honest,
we really miss the old kingdom

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not so much.

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I do.

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Forget it.

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We didn't need
their permission before.

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We don't need it now.

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Permission? Before?

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Fellows, it's time to undue
this neighbor swap fiasco.

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Just a few keystrokes.

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Uh-uh-uh.

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I was expecting this kind

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of sneaky peter tricking
from you penguins.

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Touch that computing thingy

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and face the wrath
of my newest subjects.

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What, cute bunnies?

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If I am telling them to open
up a can of "whup penguin,"

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then this can will be opened.

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- [all laughing]
- Believe you me.

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You can't be serious.

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You want us to be afraid
of Fluffy?

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Ooh!

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Ah!

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Hee-yah!

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[grunts]

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- Ah--
- [whimpering]

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[buzzing]

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Ah! Ah!

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No, no!

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[grunting]

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[barks]

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[all growning]

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[bunnies growl]

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Wow. I was totally bluffing
back there.

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I had no idea you really had
such sick booty-kicking skills.

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[laughs]
Tell you what.

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Baby carrots for everyone,
that's what.

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Yay for carrots!

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Punches.

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They were so cottony.

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It was like a macabre ballet
of adorability

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and pain.

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Well, on the bright side,

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at least we don't
have Julien singing anymore.

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♪ Would love a gator
like me ♪

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Oh, oh, boy.

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Oh, I hit a clam.
Hold up.

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♪ Me ♪

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♪ Me ♪

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[grunting]

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Ahhhh!

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What up, birds?

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We're looking for weakness
in the enemy.

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The little tyrant, huh?

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Yeah, last night he told me

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to "surrender my
puffy wooliness unto him."

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Just about surrendered
my hoof unto his--

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Then our goals are the same.

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The only question is the means.

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Hey.

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You remember how I got kicked
out of here, don't you?

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Sure, you did a pearly white
puncture job on a kid.

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I don't think we'll ever get
Julien to bite a zoo visitor.

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Well, who says it has
to be him?

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[flapping lips]

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Randy, underneath
that sweater beats

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the heart of a wolf.

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I bite the people,
and then we go home?

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Just a nibble.
No skin breakage.

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And stupid bunnies
stay here?

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Exactly.

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I'm gonna bite the peoples!

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I want two choco bombs,

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five gum breakers,
and a large slurp soda.

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Ooh, and zippy sticks.

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Ten zippy sticks.

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Skipper, the Vesuvius Twins
are sugaring up.

265
00:10:05,706 --> 00:10:07,539
Then they'll be en route
to the petting zoo.

266
00:10:07,623 --> 00:10:09,331
Ten-four, Kowalski.

267
00:10:09,414 --> 00:10:11,706
The Vesuvius Twins--perfect.

268
00:10:11,789 --> 00:10:13,831
If anyone deserves
Mort's might bite,

269
00:10:13,914 --> 00:10:16,081
it's Park Avenue's brattiest.

270
00:10:16,164 --> 00:10:18,289
Uh-oh, I'm stuck.

271
00:10:18,373 --> 00:10:19,498
Get him off of there.

272
00:10:19,581 --> 00:10:21,164
We need those choppers.

273
00:10:21,248 --> 00:10:23,123
All right, animals.

274
00:10:23,206 --> 00:10:24,373
For petting.

275
00:10:24,456 --> 00:10:27,081
Pull.
The biting window is closing.

276
00:10:27,164 --> 00:10:28,081
[wretches]

277
00:10:28,164 --> 00:10:29,164
[groaning]

278
00:10:29,248 --> 00:10:30,998
[kids laughing]

279
00:10:31,081 --> 00:10:32,164
Find your happy place.

280
00:10:32,248 --> 00:10:34,331
[grunting]

281
00:10:34,414 --> 00:10:35,539
[groaning]

282
00:10:35,623 --> 00:10:37,248
[gasps] Ooh, look at those.

283
00:10:37,331 --> 00:10:38,456
Monkey things.

284
00:10:38,539 --> 00:10:40,289
Ooh, fresh meat.

285
00:10:40,373 --> 00:10:41,706
I've changed my mind.

286
00:10:41,789 --> 00:10:43,289
I don't like
the petting zoo anymore.

287
00:10:43,373 --> 00:10:45,289
We'll protect you,
Your Majesty.

288
00:10:45,373 --> 00:10:46,956
Puh-ha-ha.
From what?

289
00:10:47,039 --> 00:10:49,956
These humans are obviously
bringing tributes

290
00:10:50,039 --> 00:10:52,581
of tasty snacks
to the petting zoo king.

291
00:10:52,664 --> 00:10:54,789
Eh, I accept your offerings.

292
00:10:54,873 --> 00:10:55,789
Ah!

293
00:10:55,873 --> 00:10:57,914
This thing is attacking me!

294
00:10:57,998 --> 00:11:00,373
Get it off!
Get it off!

295
00:11:00,456 --> 00:11:01,414
[slurping]

296
00:11:01,498 --> 00:11:03,248
Oh, brain freeze.

297
00:11:03,331 --> 00:11:04,914
No, no, Mrs. Vesuvius.

298
00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:07,081
Lemurs shouldn't even be
in the petting zoo.

299
00:11:07,164 --> 00:11:08,664
Frankly, I don't even know how

300
00:11:08,748 --> 00:11:10,081
they got there
in the first place.

301
00:11:10,164 --> 00:11:11,414
Stupid computer.

302
00:11:11,498 --> 00:11:13,164
Mission accomplished, boys.

303
00:11:13,248 --> 00:11:14,498
Hooray!

304
00:11:14,581 --> 00:11:15,956
[rattling]

305
00:11:16,039 --> 00:11:18,914
No! I do not want
this kingdom!

306
00:11:18,998 --> 00:11:20,581
Take me back
to my petting kingdom.

307
00:11:20,664 --> 00:11:21,789
I order you.

308
00:11:21,873 --> 00:11:22,914
Please.

309
00:11:22,998 --> 00:11:24,248
Aw, guys.

310
00:11:24,331 --> 00:11:26,623
I'll sure miss
our next door neighborliness.

311
00:11:26,706 --> 00:11:29,248
Right, not gonna be the same.

312
00:11:29,331 --> 00:11:32,414
Still, I can drop by anytime,
go for a swim,

313
00:11:32,498 --> 00:11:34,081
sing some showtunes.

314
00:11:34,164 --> 00:11:35,873
Oh, uh...

315
00:11:35,956 --> 00:11:38,289
Oh, yeah, yeah, great.
Just--just call first.

316
00:11:38,373 --> 00:11:39,581
But I don't have a phone.

317
00:11:39,664 --> 00:11:41,998
Oh, neither do we. Later.

318
00:11:45,498 --> 00:11:49,206
[rock music]

319
00:11:54,998 --> 00:11:56,623
[glass clinking]

320
00:11:57,873 --> 00:12:00,331
Now, that's
a fine-looking poop deck.

321
00:12:00,414 --> 00:12:02,789
I mean, usually I have trouble
with my poop decks,

322
00:12:02,873 --> 00:12:03,956
but this poop deck--

323
00:12:04,039 --> 00:12:05,706
[laughing]

324
00:12:07,664 --> 00:12:10,039
Uh. Oh.

325
00:12:10,789 --> 00:12:13,081
Rico, pass me
the final hull section.

326
00:12:14,331 --> 00:12:15,706
- Uh--
- Come on, come on, last piece.

327
00:12:15,789 --> 00:12:16,748
Let's cork this vessel.

328
00:12:16,831 --> 00:12:18,706
[grunting indistinctly]

329
00:12:18,789 --> 00:12:20,498
Last piece...

330
00:12:20,581 --> 00:12:22,123
missing.

331
00:12:22,206 --> 00:12:24,498
Weeks of work wasted.

332
00:12:24,581 --> 00:12:26,248
[grunting]

333
00:12:27,706 --> 00:12:28,831
Skipper.

334
00:12:28,914 --> 00:12:30,373
Kowalski, cover
the Private's ears.

335
00:12:30,456 --> 00:12:33,623
I intend to use my angry words.

336
00:12:33,706 --> 00:12:37,164
[shouting indistinctly]

337
00:12:37,248 --> 00:12:38,206
Bouillabaisse!

338
00:12:38,289 --> 00:12:39,331
[monkey screeching]

339
00:12:39,414 --> 00:12:40,664
Wow.

340
00:12:40,748 --> 00:12:42,289
I still heard.

341
00:12:42,373 --> 00:12:45,123
Yes, we can give you
the manufacturer's address.

342
00:12:45,206 --> 00:12:47,164
We're just not sure
why you need it.

343
00:12:47,248 --> 00:12:49,498
Primate, this is
a payback operation.

344
00:12:49,581 --> 00:12:50,998
Missing piece payback.

345
00:12:51,081 --> 00:12:53,039
The less you know,
the better.

346
00:12:53,789 --> 00:12:56,789
Phil insists there
are no missing pieces.

347
00:12:56,873 --> 00:12:59,831
Apparently your model
is the S.S. Fiskinlukt.

348
00:12:59,914 --> 00:13:02,414
- Denmark.
- Actually Norway.

349
00:13:02,498 --> 00:13:04,164
You don't have a problem
with the Norwegians,

350
00:13:04,248 --> 00:13:05,956
- do you, Skipper?
- No, I'm ambivalent

351
00:13:06,039 --> 00:13:07,456
towards those fjord-loving

352
00:13:07,539 --> 00:13:08,873
sons of Vikings.

353
00:13:08,956 --> 00:13:10,664
They did invent
the cheese slicer.

354
00:13:10,748 --> 00:13:12,539
Well, point for Norway.

355
00:13:12,623 --> 00:13:15,081
100 years ago,
the Fiskinlukt sank

356
00:13:15,164 --> 00:13:17,539
in the New York Bay
with a full catch

357
00:13:17,623 --> 00:13:19,206
of brine-preserved herring.

358
00:13:19,289 --> 00:13:21,039
Oh, a full catch?

359
00:13:21,123 --> 00:13:24,123
Of tender,
mouth-watering herring?

360
00:13:24,206 --> 00:13:25,414
Fish.

361
00:13:25,498 --> 00:13:28,289
Your missing piece represents
the breach

362
00:13:28,373 --> 00:13:29,873
that sank the mighty vessel--

363
00:13:29,956 --> 00:13:33,206
a solemn reminder
of man's fragile...

364
00:13:33,289 --> 00:13:34,789
[all groaning]

365
00:13:34,873 --> 00:13:37,873
And you're still thinking
about the herring, aren't you?

366
00:13:37,956 --> 00:13:40,539
An entire sunken
fishing vessel

367
00:13:40,623 --> 00:13:42,289
ripe for undersea retrieval.

368
00:13:42,373 --> 00:13:43,539
[babbling incoherently]

369
00:13:43,623 --> 00:13:45,914
"Ripe" is indeed the word, Skipper.

370
00:13:45,998 --> 00:13:48,123
After 100 years of aging
in brine,

371
00:13:48,206 --> 00:13:49,914
that herring
should taste somewhere

372
00:13:49,998 --> 00:13:53,623
between nectar of the gods
and slap your mama delicious.

373
00:13:53,706 --> 00:13:55,123
[yells unintelligibly]

374
00:13:55,206 --> 00:13:56,664
Ooh! Ooh!

375
00:13:56,748 --> 00:13:58,581
[glass clanging]

376
00:13:58,664 --> 00:14:00,831
[grunting incoherently]

377
00:14:03,623 --> 00:14:05,956
Dial down the psycho, compadre.

378
00:14:06,039 --> 00:14:08,414
There's a time and a place
for that kind of madness.

379
00:14:08,498 --> 00:14:09,914
Really? When is the--

380
00:14:09,998 --> 00:14:11,581
18 minutes from now.

381
00:14:11,664 --> 00:14:13,623
In the lower New York Bay.

382
00:14:13,706 --> 00:14:16,039
[submarine horn honking]

383
00:14:18,956 --> 00:14:22,123
[sonar pinging]

384
00:14:22,206 --> 00:14:24,664
Curse these Norwegian charts.

385
00:14:24,748 --> 00:14:27,623
I mean, who measures
in metric beard lengths?

386
00:14:27,706 --> 00:14:29,164
Nothing on sonar, Skipper.

387
00:14:29,248 --> 00:14:30,498
Steady.

388
00:14:30,581 --> 00:14:32,414
Just get us within five clicks
of that wreck.

389
00:14:32,498 --> 00:14:34,498
Rico's uncanny fish sense
should kick in any--

390
00:14:34,581 --> 00:14:36,789
[sniffing]

391
00:14:36,873 --> 00:14:38,748
[gasps] Ah!

392
00:14:38,831 --> 00:14:40,998
[babbles incoherently]

393
00:14:41,081 --> 00:14:42,123
Fish!

394
00:14:42,206 --> 00:14:43,873
Mr. Kowalski,
hard to port.

395
00:14:43,956 --> 00:14:45,789
Follow that beak.

396
00:14:45,873 --> 00:14:47,206
[gears clanking and hissing]

397
00:14:47,289 --> 00:14:48,498
Beak!

398
00:14:48,581 --> 00:14:50,331
[sniffing]

399
00:14:50,414 --> 00:14:51,414
[grunts]

400
00:14:51,498 --> 00:14:53,373
[submarine whirring]

401
00:14:53,456 --> 00:14:57,206
[grunting and sniffing]

402
00:14:57,289 --> 00:14:58,873
- Stop.
- [tires screeching]

403
00:15:00,539 --> 00:15:01,623
[all gasping]

404
00:15:01,706 --> 00:15:03,789
There she lies.

405
00:15:06,289 --> 00:15:08,123
Kowalski,
herring salvage options.

406
00:15:08,206 --> 00:15:09,998
Touchy operation, Skipper.

407
00:15:10,081 --> 00:15:11,498
After a century of saltwater,

408
00:15:11,581 --> 00:15:14,289
that crate could fall apart
with the slightest jarring.

409
00:15:14,373 --> 00:15:17,123
The key words here
are slow, deliberate--

410
00:15:17,206 --> 00:15:19,498
- [gasping]
- Oh, bad Rico! Bad Rico!

411
00:15:19,581 --> 00:15:20,623
Torpedo one.

412
00:15:20,706 --> 00:15:21,998
[water whooshing]

413
00:15:22,081 --> 00:15:23,706
Sweet chester nibbets!

414
00:15:23,789 --> 00:15:25,748
[grunting unintelligibly]

415
00:15:25,831 --> 00:15:27,831
Oh, man.

416
00:15:30,748 --> 00:15:31,831
[iron clinking]

417
00:15:31,914 --> 00:15:33,039
[high-pitched farting noise]

418
00:15:37,873 --> 00:15:39,331
Steady, steady.

419
00:15:39,414 --> 00:15:40,331
[grunting]

420
00:15:40,414 --> 00:15:41,331
[splat]

421
00:15:42,664 --> 00:15:43,706
- His fault.
- Wow!

422
00:15:43,789 --> 00:15:44,748
[grunting incoherently]

423
00:15:44,831 --> 00:15:45,998
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
ho, Rico!

424
00:15:46,081 --> 00:15:48,039
This is what I'm talking about, soldier.

425
00:15:48,123 --> 00:15:50,289
There's plenty of fish
to go around

426
00:15:50,373 --> 00:15:53,373
as long as everyone shows
a little self-discipline.

427
00:15:53,456 --> 00:15:54,373
Ah!

428
00:15:54,456 --> 00:15:55,706
[chomping]

429
00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:59,414
Oh, Skipper, you have got
to try this herring.

430
00:15:59,498 --> 00:16:00,539
Don't mind if I do.

431
00:16:00,623 --> 00:16:01,831
Huh? [grunting]

432
00:16:01,914 --> 00:16:05,206
[grunting and slapping]

433
00:16:05,289 --> 00:16:06,706
[grunts]

434
00:16:06,789 --> 00:16:09,373
[all grunting and chomping]

435
00:16:09,456 --> 00:16:10,664
[chuckles]

436
00:16:10,748 --> 00:16:11,664
[giggles]

437
00:16:11,748 --> 00:16:12,998
Oh, giggle.

438
00:16:14,289 --> 00:16:15,373
Ah.

439
00:16:15,456 --> 00:16:18,956
[babbles incoherently]

440
00:16:19,039 --> 00:16:20,206
[grunts incoherently]

441
00:16:21,664 --> 00:16:22,998
[groans incoherently]

442
00:16:25,623 --> 00:16:26,539
Wah!

443
00:16:26,623 --> 00:16:28,206
Ha-ha-ha!

444
00:16:28,289 --> 00:16:29,289
I got you--what?

445
00:16:29,373 --> 00:16:30,623
Oh.

446
00:16:30,706 --> 00:16:32,748
Mm, satisfying.

447
00:16:32,831 --> 00:16:35,831
See, Rico,
plenty to go around.

448
00:16:35,914 --> 00:16:37,623
Everybody good?
You good? You good?

449
00:16:37,706 --> 00:16:38,581
Great, outstanding.

450
00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:40,831
[whimpering]

451
00:16:42,373 --> 00:16:45,289
Gentlemen, send your
taste buds into retirement.

452
00:16:45,373 --> 00:16:48,789
There will never be another
flavor extravaganza like that

453
00:16:48,873 --> 00:16:50,164
in our lifetime.

454
00:16:51,123 --> 00:16:52,914
[clanging and grunting]

455
00:16:52,998 --> 00:16:54,748
That herring was so good,

456
00:16:54,831 --> 00:16:56,623
it's making me crave
even more fish.

457
00:16:56,706 --> 00:16:59,831
[laughter]

458
00:17:00,914 --> 00:17:01,914
Seriously, though,
good fish.

459
00:17:01,998 --> 00:17:04,039
[grunting incoherently]

460
00:17:06,664 --> 00:17:08,414
Still hungry, Rico?

461
00:17:08,498 --> 00:17:10,789
I don't know how you could eat
ordinary sardines

462
00:17:10,873 --> 00:17:12,873
after all
that delicious herring.

463
00:17:12,956 --> 00:17:14,789
[belches]

464
00:17:14,873 --> 00:17:15,956
Sardines?

465
00:17:16,039 --> 00:17:18,248
- Fish!
- Whoa! Hey!

466
00:17:20,623 --> 00:17:21,706
- Hey!
- Private!

467
00:17:21,789 --> 00:17:22,998
Explain yourself, soldier.

468
00:17:23,081 --> 00:17:24,623
Fish!
[laughing maniacally]

469
00:17:24,706 --> 00:17:26,914
Kowalski, analysis.

470
00:17:26,998 --> 00:17:28,789
[laughing maniacally]

471
00:17:28,873 --> 00:17:29,873
Crazy eyes.

472
00:17:29,956 --> 00:17:31,456
Babbling tongue.

473
00:17:31,539 --> 00:17:32,623
Fish!

474
00:17:32,706 --> 00:17:33,789
Uh-uh!

475
00:17:33,873 --> 00:17:35,289
Egad.

476
00:17:35,373 --> 00:17:38,039
I believe our Norwegian herring
was a bit too aged.

477
00:17:38,123 --> 00:17:40,456
Never, ever blame
the fish, Kowalski.

478
00:17:40,539 --> 00:17:41,956
But don't you see?

479
00:17:42,039 --> 00:17:44,831
Private's contracted
Bacterial Pisces Dementia,

480
00:17:44,914 --> 00:17:46,706
a rare brain disease
that's turning him

481
00:17:46,789 --> 00:17:48,956
into a fish-craving psychopath.

482
00:17:49,039 --> 00:17:50,873
Hey, that's my thing.

483
00:17:50,956 --> 00:17:53,289
Yeah, we don't need
two of those.

484
00:17:53,373 --> 00:17:54,414
Can he be cured?

485
00:17:54,498 --> 00:17:55,914
It should wear off
in 24 hours,

486
00:17:55,998 --> 00:17:58,081
as long as he doesn't feed
the disease.

487
00:17:58,164 --> 00:18:01,123
That means no more fish
of any kind.

488
00:18:01,206 --> 00:18:03,623
Private ingests so much
as a single sardine,

489
00:18:03,706 --> 00:18:05,664
he'll be like this forever.

490
00:18:05,748 --> 00:18:06,914
Fish!

491
00:18:07,914 --> 00:18:08,914
Fish!

492
00:18:08,998 --> 00:18:10,248
- Wah!
- Fish!

493
00:18:10,331 --> 00:18:11,748
Fish!

494
00:18:11,831 --> 00:18:13,873
- Fish!
- Stop that.

495
00:18:13,956 --> 00:18:15,331
Well, on the bright side,

496
00:18:15,414 --> 00:18:17,873
maybe this will teach Private
not to overindulge

497
00:18:17,956 --> 00:18:19,623
in so much brined herring.

498
00:18:19,706 --> 00:18:20,873
[chuckles]

499
00:18:20,956 --> 00:18:23,706
Wait, did you eat as much
as he did?

500
00:18:23,789 --> 00:18:26,914
Why, yes, I dooby-dooby did!

501
00:18:26,998 --> 00:18:28,081
Fish!

502
00:18:28,164 --> 00:18:29,664
No.
[grunting]

503
00:18:29,748 --> 00:18:30,998
[both babbling]

504
00:18:31,081 --> 00:18:32,998
Looks like we're on
psycho patrol, amigo.

505
00:18:33,081 --> 00:18:36,039
No fish for these two
for the next 24 hours.

506
00:18:36,123 --> 00:18:38,039
Uh, what about you?

507
00:18:38,123 --> 00:18:40,081
Luckily, my iron constitution

508
00:18:40,164 --> 00:18:43,331
seems to have made me immune
to this Pisces Dementia.

509
00:18:43,414 --> 00:18:44,706
Oh.

510
00:18:44,789 --> 00:18:45,998
Seriously.

511
00:18:46,081 --> 00:18:47,373
[both babbling]

512
00:18:47,456 --> 00:18:48,373
No effect.

513
00:18:49,289 --> 00:18:51,998
Ironclad constitution.

514
00:18:53,664 --> 00:18:54,581
Ah!

515
00:18:54,664 --> 00:18:55,581
Fish!

516
00:18:55,664 --> 00:18:57,123
Ah!

517
00:18:57,206 --> 00:18:58,623
[all babbling wildly]

518
00:18:59,956 --> 00:19:01,289
Uh-uh-uh.

519
00:19:01,373 --> 00:19:02,456
No fish.

520
00:19:02,539 --> 00:19:04,456
Feeding time.

521
00:19:04,539 --> 00:19:05,956
Fish!

522
00:19:06,039 --> 00:19:09,206
[all babbling wildly]

523
00:19:09,289 --> 00:19:10,956
Eat up,
you disgusting animals.

524
00:19:11,039 --> 00:19:12,164
Wah!

525
00:19:13,456 --> 00:19:14,956
Aw.

526
00:19:15,039 --> 00:19:15,998
- Fish!
- Ah, oh.

527
00:19:16,081 --> 00:19:18,081
[all grunting]

528
00:19:19,039 --> 00:19:20,873
[all babbling wildly]

529
00:19:20,956 --> 00:19:23,581
Since when
did we get four Ricos?

530
00:19:23,664 --> 00:19:25,581
Hey, what?

531
00:19:25,664 --> 00:19:29,748
How come did nobody tell me
it was impressionation Tuesday?

532
00:19:29,831 --> 00:19:31,164
I call I get to be Maurice.

533
00:19:31,248 --> 00:19:32,664
[laughs and clears throat]

534
00:19:32,748 --> 00:19:35,123
"Eh, eh,
hey, everybody.

535
00:19:35,206 --> 00:19:38,539
Stop having fun
because I'm bored, heh.

536
00:19:38,623 --> 00:19:40,914
And you should be bored too.
Heh-heh."

537
00:19:40,998 --> 00:19:43,081
I do not talk like that.

538
00:19:43,164 --> 00:19:44,581
Yes. You. Do.

539
00:19:44,664 --> 00:19:46,206
Now, that's just
your robot voice.

540
00:19:46,289 --> 00:19:47,956
End. Transmission.

541
00:19:48,039 --> 00:19:49,748
And I be the King Julien,

542
00:19:49,831 --> 00:19:51,373
which means...

543
00:19:52,664 --> 00:19:53,831
the feet!

544
00:19:53,914 --> 00:19:55,623
[grunting]

545
00:19:55,706 --> 00:19:57,123
[grunting]

546
00:19:57,206 --> 00:19:59,456
Hey, Baron von Greedenstein,

547
00:19:59,539 --> 00:20:00,998
save some for the rest
of the flock.

548
00:20:01,081 --> 00:20:03,039
Ooh!
[grunting incoherently]

549
00:20:03,123 --> 00:20:04,456
[all grunting]

550
00:20:04,539 --> 00:20:06,081
[wretches]

551
00:20:06,164 --> 00:20:07,039
- Oh.
- Oh.

552
00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:08,289
Oh.

553
00:20:08,373 --> 00:20:10,248
- Whoa!
- Ooh, kebabs.

554
00:20:10,331 --> 00:20:12,248
- [twang]
- Yah!

555
00:20:13,123 --> 00:20:14,289
[whistling]

556
00:20:14,373 --> 00:20:16,123
Great. All full then?

557
00:20:16,206 --> 00:20:18,623
[all babbling wildly]

558
00:20:18,706 --> 00:20:19,956
Whatever, freaks.

559
00:20:20,039 --> 00:20:22,039
Uh-uh. No fish.

560
00:20:22,123 --> 00:20:23,623
Yo, zookeeper lady,

561
00:20:23,706 --> 00:20:26,456
where do you want this truckload
of fresh cod fillets?

562
00:20:26,539 --> 00:20:27,789
Aw, no.

563
00:20:27,873 --> 00:20:29,539
Fish!

564
00:20:32,456 --> 00:20:33,289
Fish!

565
00:20:33,373 --> 00:20:35,706
[all babbling wildly]

566
00:20:35,789 --> 00:20:38,081
This ain't happening.
This ain't happening.

567
00:20:38,164 --> 00:20:40,414
[engine revving
and tires screeching]

568
00:20:41,664 --> 00:20:43,498
- [tires screeching]
- [engine revving]

569
00:20:43,581 --> 00:20:45,623
[grunting]

570
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:50,748
[tires screeching]

571
00:20:50,831 --> 00:20:51,706
[horn honking]

572
00:20:51,789 --> 00:20:52,831
Fish!

573
00:20:52,914 --> 00:20:54,164
[all babbling wildly]

574
00:20:54,248 --> 00:20:55,456
Get off!

575
00:20:55,539 --> 00:20:57,039
[gasps]

576
00:20:57,123 --> 00:20:59,748
[grunting]

577
00:21:00,914 --> 00:21:02,123
Pull the car over.

578
00:21:02,206 --> 00:21:03,206
Ah!

579
00:21:03,289 --> 00:21:04,998
[horn honking]

580
00:21:05,081 --> 00:21:06,956
[tires screeching]

581
00:21:07,039 --> 00:21:07,998
[sirens blaring]

582
00:21:08,081 --> 00:21:10,206
Ah!

583
00:21:10,289 --> 00:21:12,206
[all grunting]

584
00:21:12,289 --> 00:21:14,456
[boxes clattering]

585
00:21:14,539 --> 00:21:15,831
[groans]

586
00:21:15,914 --> 00:21:17,456
No...

587
00:21:17,539 --> 00:21:18,956
fish.

588
00:21:19,039 --> 00:21:22,206
All right, people, that tuna
ain't gonna can itself.

589
00:21:22,289 --> 00:21:23,456
[whistle sounds]

590
00:21:25,373 --> 00:21:26,873
Are you kidding me?

591
00:21:26,956 --> 00:21:30,414
[all babbling wildly]

592
00:21:30,498 --> 00:21:31,456
No.

593
00:21:32,623 --> 00:21:33,664
Oh.

594
00:21:33,748 --> 00:21:35,206
[all babbling wildly]

595
00:21:35,289 --> 00:21:38,123
♪ Fish ♪

596
00:21:39,998 --> 00:21:41,789
Feed me!

597
00:21:41,873 --> 00:21:44,039
[laughing]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you go ahead.

598
00:21:44,123 --> 00:21:45,123
Suckers.

599
00:21:45,206 --> 00:21:46,164
[all shouting]

600
00:21:46,248 --> 00:21:47,456
Owee. Owee.

601
00:21:47,539 --> 00:21:48,956
- Owee.
- Owee.

602
00:21:49,039 --> 00:21:51,498
[all yelling wildly]

603
00:21:52,748 --> 00:21:54,664
[groans]

604
00:21:54,748 --> 00:21:55,873
Owee. Owee.

605
00:21:55,956 --> 00:21:56,956
Owee. Owee.

606
00:21:57,039 --> 00:22:01,206
[grunting and crashing]

607
00:22:01,289 --> 00:22:04,331
[diminished grunting]

608
00:22:07,623 --> 00:22:08,539
Rico.

609
00:22:09,789 --> 00:22:11,664
Why is my mouth crunchy?

610
00:22:11,748 --> 00:22:12,998
Ha-ha-ha-ha!

611
00:22:13,081 --> 00:22:14,998
- [babbles incoherently]
- Whoa!

612
00:22:15,081 --> 00:22:16,373
- [crash]
- [car alarm warbling]

613
00:22:19,956 --> 00:22:22,581
And so for conspicuous bravery

614
00:22:22,664 --> 00:22:26,289
in the face of, uh,
himself times three,

615
00:22:26,373 --> 00:22:28,581
I hereby award Rico

616
00:22:28,664 --> 00:22:31,498
this ceremonial
smoked Alaskan salmon.

617
00:22:31,581 --> 00:22:32,706
[gasps]

618
00:22:32,789 --> 00:22:34,414
I think we all learned
something today

619
00:22:34,498 --> 00:22:36,081
about unrestrained gluttony.

620
00:22:36,164 --> 00:22:37,331
Gimme, gimme, gimme!
Mine, mine, mine!

621
00:22:37,414 --> 00:22:39,914
[babbling wildly]

622
00:22:39,998 --> 00:22:41,748
[chomping]

623
00:22:41,831 --> 00:22:43,539
It's Rico's thing.

624
00:22:45,539 --> 00:22:49,498
[tense detective music]