1 00:00:03,081 --> 00:00:04,581 [bell tolls] 2 00:00:04,664 --> 00:00:07,706 [brassy detective music] 3 00:00:22,998 --> 00:00:25,414 - Hit it. - ♪ Hey-oh, yah, hah ♪ 4 00:00:25,498 --> 00:00:27,414 - ♪ Oh, hey-oh ♪ - Yeah. 5 00:00:27,498 --> 00:00:29,748 - ♪ Hey-oh ♪ - ♪ Yeah, oh-hey-oh ♪ 6 00:00:36,706 --> 00:00:38,164 [camera shutter clicks] 7 00:00:38,248 --> 00:00:40,123 Cute and cuddly, boys. 8 00:00:55,206 --> 00:00:56,498 [yawns] 9 00:00:56,581 --> 00:00:57,623 Waddle, waddle, tip. 10 00:00:57,706 --> 00:00:59,039 Waddle, waddle, kick, spin. 11 00:00:59,123 --> 00:01:01,498 Slap a smile on that face, Private. 12 00:01:01,581 --> 00:01:04,414 Rico, it's a waddle, not a strut. 13 00:01:04,498 --> 00:01:05,748 Dig it, baby. 14 00:01:05,831 --> 00:01:07,123 Feed the penguins fish buckets 15 00:01:07,206 --> 00:01:08,956 are completely sold out, Skipper. 16 00:01:09,039 --> 00:01:11,748 Let's give 'em a reason to toss that tuna, boys. 17 00:01:11,831 --> 00:01:13,039 Converge. 18 00:01:14,456 --> 00:01:18,748 Eh, maybe the polar bears got some new material. 19 00:01:18,831 --> 00:01:20,664 The polar bear? Pfff. 20 00:01:20,748 --> 00:01:22,831 Sure, he's the biggest carnivore on land, 21 00:01:22,914 --> 00:01:24,706 but can he do this? 22 00:01:24,789 --> 00:01:27,831 [bass-heavy dance music] 23 00:01:31,581 --> 00:01:33,206 They're gone, Kowalski, 24 00:01:33,289 --> 00:01:34,623 and that ain't gonna bring 'em back. 25 00:01:34,706 --> 00:01:35,873 [gulps] 26 00:01:36,873 --> 00:01:38,956 [unintelligible muttering] 27 00:01:39,039 --> 00:01:40,623 This is even less than yesterday. 28 00:01:40,706 --> 00:01:42,123 Well, clearly, 29 00:01:42,206 --> 00:01:45,039 the people have become immune to our adorable antics. 30 00:01:45,123 --> 00:01:49,539 I blame the internet with its plethora of cheap puppy videos. 31 00:01:49,623 --> 00:01:52,539 But--but-- I need my fish! 32 00:01:52,623 --> 00:01:54,206 And you'll get your fish. 33 00:01:54,289 --> 00:01:56,664 We just need to step up our cute and cuddly game. 34 00:01:56,748 --> 00:01:58,248 Kowalski, options. 35 00:01:58,331 --> 00:02:00,414 I'd say this problem needs a fat serving 36 00:02:00,498 --> 00:02:02,539 of cold, hard science. 37 00:02:02,623 --> 00:02:06,248 Yes, because nothing's cuter than science. 38 00:02:08,164 --> 00:02:09,123 Fine. 39 00:02:10,623 --> 00:02:11,789 Well, it hums. 40 00:02:11,873 --> 00:02:13,331 I like that in a device. 41 00:02:13,414 --> 00:02:15,831 Well, that hum is the motion capture nodes 42 00:02:15,914 --> 00:02:18,206 tracking the subject's cuteness levels. 43 00:02:18,289 --> 00:02:21,873 And I shall call it the adorablizer. 44 00:02:21,956 --> 00:02:24,331 Humming and a name that ends in -izer: 45 00:02:24,414 --> 00:02:25,873 even I'm geeking out. 46 00:02:25,956 --> 00:02:28,956 Now, let's check your natural irresistibility levels. 47 00:02:29,039 --> 00:02:30,831 Do something, you know, cute. 48 00:02:30,914 --> 00:02:33,789 [sputters] 49 00:02:33,873 --> 00:02:36,414 Yeah, okay, that would be more acute... 50 00:02:36,498 --> 00:02:37,914 psychosis. 51 00:02:37,998 --> 00:02:39,789 Let's embrace the obvious. 52 00:02:39,873 --> 00:02:41,498 [thwack] 53 00:02:41,581 --> 00:02:42,581 [crackling] 54 00:02:42,664 --> 00:02:43,914 Impressive. 55 00:02:43,998 --> 00:02:46,539 Even without trying, you're at 48% cuteness. 56 00:02:46,623 --> 00:02:47,623 Yay! 57 00:02:47,706 --> 00:02:48,623 [crackling] 58 00:02:48,706 --> 00:02:49,706 52%. 59 00:02:49,789 --> 00:02:53,331 52% cute is still 48% fail. 60 00:02:53,414 --> 00:02:54,748 Now flap and hop for me. 61 00:02:54,831 --> 00:02:56,831 Flap it like a pretty songbird. 62 00:02:56,914 --> 00:02:58,164 [panting] 63 00:02:58,248 --> 00:03:00,873 Cut waggle angle to 32%. 64 00:03:00,956 --> 00:03:02,498 Go boom! 65 00:03:02,581 --> 00:03:03,789 Again! 66 00:03:03,873 --> 00:03:04,831 Ooh! 67 00:03:04,914 --> 00:03:05,831 Doe eyes. 68 00:03:05,914 --> 00:03:06,789 Now blink 'em. 69 00:03:06,873 --> 00:03:07,873 Bat 'em. 70 00:03:07,956 --> 00:03:09,748 Bat 'em like a babe. 71 00:03:09,831 --> 00:03:11,706 I can't push it any cuter, Skipper. 72 00:03:11,789 --> 00:03:13,206 Dig deep, man. 73 00:03:13,289 --> 00:03:16,623 What doesn't kill you only makes you more adorable. 74 00:03:16,706 --> 00:03:18,248 [alarm wailing] 75 00:03:18,331 --> 00:03:20,956 Now imagine a unicorn hugging a baby duckling 76 00:03:21,039 --> 00:03:22,289 under a rainbow! 77 00:03:24,706 --> 00:03:26,289 We're red-lining, Skipper. 78 00:03:26,373 --> 00:03:28,498 100% adorability! 79 00:03:28,581 --> 00:03:30,373 Cute mission accomplished. 80 00:03:30,456 --> 00:03:31,664 Stand down. 81 00:03:31,748 --> 00:03:32,664 Private? 82 00:03:32,748 --> 00:03:33,914 Private? 83 00:03:33,998 --> 00:03:36,623 Private! Cut the cute! 84 00:03:36,706 --> 00:03:38,873 [explosion] 85 00:03:40,831 --> 00:03:42,164 Skipper, what happened? 86 00:03:42,248 --> 00:03:44,331 Kowalski, talk to me. 87 00:03:44,414 --> 00:03:46,123 It appears Private has discovered 88 00:03:46,206 --> 00:03:48,623 some sort of quantum hypercute: 89 00:03:48,706 --> 00:03:51,123 132% adorability. 90 00:03:51,206 --> 00:03:51,956 Wow! 91 00:03:52,039 --> 00:03:52,998 Is that even possible? 92 00:03:53,081 --> 00:03:54,289 Scientifically, no. 93 00:03:54,373 --> 00:03:56,248 Way to stick it to science, Private. 94 00:03:56,331 --> 00:03:58,456 Now let's go cute us up some fish. 95 00:03:58,539 --> 00:03:59,998 Hey! 96 00:04:00,081 --> 00:04:01,414 Steady... 97 00:04:01,498 --> 00:04:04,498 and deploy hypercute! 98 00:04:04,581 --> 00:04:05,581 Boosh! 99 00:04:05,664 --> 00:04:07,706 all: Aw! 100 00:04:07,789 --> 00:04:08,831 Wow. 101 00:04:08,914 --> 00:04:10,831 Uh, situation report? 102 00:04:10,914 --> 00:04:12,498 Anyone? 103 00:04:12,581 --> 00:04:13,998 Yeah, uh... 104 00:04:14,081 --> 00:04:15,539 Hey, what's up, neighbor? 105 00:04:15,623 --> 00:04:18,498 I was stopping by to permanently borrow your-- 106 00:04:18,581 --> 00:04:19,956 [gasps] 107 00:04:20,039 --> 00:04:21,664 I saw nothing of this. 108 00:04:21,748 --> 00:04:23,373 Maurice is the only witness. 109 00:04:23,456 --> 00:04:25,914 Quick, silence him while I flee into hiding 110 00:04:25,998 --> 00:04:28,539 on a Pennsylvania dairy farm. 111 00:04:28,623 --> 00:04:30,248 Relax, Ringtail. 112 00:04:30,331 --> 00:04:31,831 I'm sure the people are fine. 113 00:04:31,914 --> 00:04:32,956 See? 114 00:04:33,039 --> 00:04:34,206 [wobbly moaning] 115 00:04:34,289 --> 00:04:37,039 Oh, you have bemagicked them. 116 00:04:37,123 --> 00:04:40,539 Tell me, who among you is the dark wizard? 117 00:04:40,623 --> 00:04:41,914 That guy. 118 00:04:41,998 --> 00:04:43,873 I was trying this new little thing I can do-- 119 00:04:43,956 --> 00:04:44,914 you know, kind of a little... 120 00:04:44,998 --> 00:04:46,164 boosh! 121 00:04:46,248 --> 00:04:48,373 Whoa, look out! Too cute. 122 00:04:48,456 --> 00:04:49,498 Too cute. 123 00:04:49,581 --> 00:04:51,373 all: Aw! 124 00:04:51,456 --> 00:04:54,039 Of course, it's exactly what happened to the machine. 125 00:04:54,123 --> 00:04:55,456 Their brains have overloaded 126 00:04:55,539 --> 00:04:57,331 from too much penguin adorability. 127 00:04:57,414 --> 00:04:59,873 Finally, the dream of a thousand generations 128 00:04:59,956 --> 00:05:01,831 of penguins has come true. 129 00:05:01,914 --> 00:05:04,373 We have weaponized cuteness. 130 00:05:04,456 --> 00:05:07,581 But, Skipper, I can't go knocking people out willy-nilly 131 00:05:07,664 --> 00:05:08,914 with a bat of the eyelashes. 132 00:05:08,998 --> 00:05:10,539 You totally can. 133 00:05:10,623 --> 00:05:12,581 If this power fell into the wrong hands, 134 00:05:12,664 --> 00:05:14,623 it could be devastating. 135 00:05:14,706 --> 00:05:17,373 Still, no sense letting all this fish go to waste. 136 00:05:17,456 --> 00:05:19,414 Fiiiiiish! 137 00:05:20,998 --> 00:05:22,081 [gulping] 138 00:05:22,164 --> 00:05:24,956 Ease that troubled conscience, Private. 139 00:05:25,039 --> 00:05:29,789 What we have discovered this day is a weapon of last resorts, 140 00:05:29,873 --> 00:05:31,914 for only the most dire emergencies. 141 00:05:31,998 --> 00:05:33,539 What in the world? 142 00:05:34,789 --> 00:05:35,748 Emergency! 143 00:05:35,831 --> 00:05:37,206 Ah! Boosh! 144 00:05:37,289 --> 00:05:39,789 Why am I smiling? 145 00:05:39,873 --> 00:05:41,414 Aw! 146 00:05:41,498 --> 00:05:42,456 [thwack] 147 00:05:42,539 --> 00:05:43,664 Ooh, effective! 148 00:05:43,748 --> 00:05:45,248 Come on, let's do some more field tests! 149 00:05:45,331 --> 00:05:47,581 But you said it was only for dire emergencies. 150 00:05:47,664 --> 00:05:49,414 Let's not live in the past, Private. 151 00:05:49,498 --> 00:05:50,664 Move out! 152 00:05:50,748 --> 00:05:52,706 [humming] 153 00:05:52,789 --> 00:05:53,998 Hey, yo, Bing, 154 00:05:54,081 --> 00:05:56,164 you order those bananas to go? 155 00:05:56,248 --> 00:05:57,414 [laughs lamely] 156 00:05:57,498 --> 00:06:00,498 Never joke about the bananas. 157 00:06:01,831 --> 00:06:02,998 Fruitjackers! 158 00:06:03,081 --> 00:06:06,581 I'd say this looks like an emergency. 159 00:06:06,664 --> 00:06:07,706 Emergency! 160 00:06:07,789 --> 00:06:08,748 Boosh! 161 00:06:08,831 --> 00:06:10,789 [all moaning] 162 00:06:10,873 --> 00:06:15,581 Ah, my eyes have seen through the lies of your pointy mouths! 163 00:06:15,664 --> 00:06:17,206 You do have the magic, 164 00:06:17,289 --> 00:06:20,123 and I demand to know your sorcerous secrets. 165 00:06:20,206 --> 00:06:21,581 Honestly, Julien, it's only-- 166 00:06:21,664 --> 00:06:24,289 Trying to steal our classified cuteness secrets. 167 00:06:24,373 --> 00:06:25,873 Emergency, Private. 168 00:06:25,956 --> 00:06:26,789 Couldn't we just talk this out? 169 00:06:26,873 --> 00:06:29,289 Emergency! 170 00:06:29,373 --> 00:06:30,873 - Now, hold on a-- - Boosh! 171 00:06:30,956 --> 00:06:32,956 Aw. 172 00:06:33,039 --> 00:06:34,331 Anyone else loving this? 173 00:06:34,414 --> 00:06:35,539 - Big time. - Woo-hoo! 174 00:06:35,623 --> 00:06:36,873 Settle down, kids. 175 00:06:36,956 --> 00:06:38,081 Nap time. 176 00:06:38,164 --> 00:06:40,539 But I am not feeling the tired. 177 00:06:40,623 --> 00:06:41,623 Emergency! 178 00:06:41,706 --> 00:06:42,789 [screaming] 179 00:06:42,873 --> 00:06:44,539 Well, I hardly think this qualifies-- 180 00:06:44,623 --> 00:06:45,789 - Ah! - Boosh! 181 00:06:45,873 --> 00:06:47,373 Ducklings: Aw! 182 00:06:48,623 --> 00:06:51,123 Okay, the magic seems to be coming from 183 00:06:51,206 --> 00:06:53,789 the little round penguin's face. 184 00:06:53,873 --> 00:06:54,998 Uh-oh. 185 00:06:55,081 --> 00:06:56,539 The Skipper one has spotted me. 186 00:06:56,623 --> 00:06:58,206 What's he doing? 187 00:06:58,289 --> 00:06:59,956 He's pointing this way and saying something 188 00:07:00,039 --> 00:07:02,664 that looks like "emergency." 189 00:07:02,748 --> 00:07:03,789 Boosh! 190 00:07:03,873 --> 00:07:05,331 Aw. 191 00:07:05,414 --> 00:07:07,998 Boys, this quantum hypercute weapon 192 00:07:08,081 --> 00:07:10,164 is the dawn of a brand-new day. 193 00:07:10,248 --> 00:07:12,081 Skipper, I'm really not comfortable with-- 194 00:07:12,164 --> 00:07:13,414 Speaking of day, 195 00:07:13,498 --> 00:07:15,373 I'm pretty sure the zoo's now open. 196 00:07:15,456 --> 00:07:16,498 Shouldn't we be in stealth mode? 197 00:07:16,581 --> 00:07:17,748 Why? 198 00:07:17,831 --> 00:07:19,331 - [gasps] - Emergency! 199 00:07:19,414 --> 00:07:20,331 Ah! 200 00:07:20,414 --> 00:07:21,539 Boosh! 201 00:07:21,623 --> 00:07:23,123 Skipper-- 202 00:07:23,206 --> 00:07:25,081 If we can hold the monopoly on this adorable technique-- 203 00:07:25,164 --> 00:07:26,789 emergency! 204 00:07:26,873 --> 00:07:28,914 Ah! Boosh! 205 00:07:28,998 --> 00:07:31,831 We could completely eliminate the zoo crime rate in-- 206 00:07:31,914 --> 00:07:33,581 emergency! 207 00:07:33,664 --> 00:07:34,706 Ah! Boosh! 208 00:07:34,789 --> 00:07:35,956 [grunts] 209 00:07:36,039 --> 00:07:37,248 Less than six months, tops. 210 00:07:37,331 --> 00:07:38,789 - Skipper, I need to talk to-- - Hey, guys. 211 00:07:38,873 --> 00:07:41,789 Guys, you'll never believe what I just saw over in the-- 212 00:07:41,873 --> 00:07:43,789 Emergency! 213 00:07:43,873 --> 00:07:45,373 Ah! Boosh! 214 00:07:45,456 --> 00:07:47,039 Aw. 215 00:07:47,123 --> 00:07:49,873 What? How is Marlene an emergency? 216 00:07:49,956 --> 00:07:54,998 Private, I can smell a boring anecdote from 1.6 clicks away. 217 00:07:55,081 --> 00:07:56,789 B-b-but that's just-- 218 00:07:56,873 --> 00:07:58,039 Ha-ha! 219 00:07:58,123 --> 00:08:00,164 This is how I laugh in triumph 220 00:08:00,248 --> 00:08:03,206 because I have puzzled out your wizarding trickery. 221 00:08:03,289 --> 00:08:04,664 It's the cute one, right? 222 00:08:04,748 --> 00:08:06,039 Guess what. 223 00:08:06,123 --> 00:08:07,748 We have one of those guys too. 224 00:08:07,831 --> 00:08:09,581 Face race! Ready? 225 00:08:09,664 --> 00:08:10,748 Now, Mort! 226 00:08:10,831 --> 00:08:13,664 Magic their faces with tiny cuteness! 227 00:08:13,748 --> 00:08:17,248 [straining] 228 00:08:17,331 --> 00:08:18,706 You call that cute? 229 00:08:18,789 --> 00:08:21,081 I've sneezed out cuter things than that. 230 00:08:21,164 --> 00:08:23,248 They're closing the cuteness gap, Skipper. 231 00:08:23,331 --> 00:08:25,123 Emergency! 232 00:08:25,206 --> 00:08:27,081 Emergency. 233 00:08:27,164 --> 00:08:29,456 Emergency. 234 00:08:29,539 --> 00:08:31,373 Emergency! 235 00:08:31,456 --> 00:08:32,873 - No. - What? 236 00:08:32,956 --> 00:08:33,914 I won't do it. 237 00:08:33,998 --> 00:08:35,498 Not now, not ever again. 238 00:08:35,581 --> 00:08:36,664 [both gasp] 239 00:08:36,748 --> 00:08:39,456 This is insubordination, soldier. 240 00:08:39,539 --> 00:08:43,873 You really want this weapon to fall into the wrong hands? 241 00:08:43,956 --> 00:08:45,373 Don't you see, Skipper? 242 00:08:45,456 --> 00:08:47,039 We are the wrong hands. 243 00:08:47,123 --> 00:08:48,248 Huh? 244 00:08:48,331 --> 00:08:49,581 We're already dropping 245 00:08:49,664 --> 00:08:51,748 the quantum hypercute on our own friends. 246 00:08:51,831 --> 00:08:55,039 The world's flipped topsy-turvy, and I'm the flipper. 247 00:08:55,123 --> 00:08:56,539 Gotcha! 248 00:08:58,081 --> 00:09:01,456 [grunting] 249 00:09:01,539 --> 00:09:03,789 - Private, slap yourself. - No. 250 00:09:03,873 --> 00:09:05,081 [growls] 251 00:09:05,164 --> 00:09:07,789 I can't even keep them in their habitat anymore. 252 00:09:07,873 --> 00:09:10,748 I'm telling you, these birds need to be in higher security. 253 00:09:10,831 --> 00:09:12,456 I'm calling Hoboken. 254 00:09:12,539 --> 00:09:13,456 [gasps] 255 00:09:13,539 --> 00:09:15,039 Monster! 256 00:09:15,123 --> 00:09:17,414 You can't take them? Really? 257 00:09:17,498 --> 00:09:19,331 Well, what do you suggest? 258 00:09:19,414 --> 00:09:21,164 There's a supermax zoo? 259 00:09:21,248 --> 00:09:22,373 Coboken? 260 00:09:22,456 --> 00:09:25,164 Oh, Copenhagen. 261 00:09:25,248 --> 00:09:26,831 Denmark! 262 00:09:26,914 --> 00:09:30,498 Hey, let me round up some shipping crates. 263 00:09:30,581 --> 00:09:33,248 Private, if ever a crisis called for cute force, 264 00:09:33,331 --> 00:09:34,831 this is that crisis. 265 00:09:34,914 --> 00:09:37,831 No, I swore I'd never use my adorability as a weapon again, 266 00:09:37,914 --> 00:09:39,164 and I meant it. 267 00:09:39,248 --> 00:09:41,498 Then you leave me no choice. 268 00:09:43,539 --> 00:09:45,373 Kowalski, you too? 269 00:09:45,456 --> 00:09:47,414 I thought you agreed this was a dangerous weapon. 270 00:09:47,498 --> 00:09:49,248 Which is the best kind! 271 00:09:49,331 --> 00:09:50,623 What good is a safe weapon? 272 00:09:50,706 --> 00:09:51,998 He has a point. 273 00:09:52,081 --> 00:09:54,831 Now, are you gonna use your quantum cute on Alice, 274 00:09:54,914 --> 00:09:58,081 or do you want Rico to get cute on you? 275 00:09:58,164 --> 00:09:59,914 [sputtering] 276 00:10:01,289 --> 00:10:02,789 Neither. 277 00:10:02,873 --> 00:10:04,623 Oof! 278 00:10:04,706 --> 00:10:06,873 Engage blocky hamster ball pursuit! 279 00:10:06,956 --> 00:10:09,706 [all grunting] 280 00:10:17,123 --> 00:10:18,206 Kowalski, left flank. 281 00:10:18,289 --> 00:10:20,623 Box him in and-- oof! 282 00:10:22,123 --> 00:10:23,248 Submit, Private! 283 00:10:23,331 --> 00:10:24,498 It's the only way! 284 00:10:24,581 --> 00:10:25,789 Never. 285 00:10:29,998 --> 00:10:31,373 You've taken something wonderful 286 00:10:31,456 --> 00:10:33,831 and twisted it to your own selfish ends. 287 00:10:33,914 --> 00:10:35,331 Denmark, Private. 288 00:10:35,414 --> 00:10:37,123 You know why I can't go back there. 289 00:10:37,206 --> 00:10:38,123 No, I don't. 290 00:10:38,206 --> 00:10:39,331 You never told me. 291 00:10:39,414 --> 00:10:40,373 Oh, my gosh! 292 00:10:40,456 --> 00:10:41,831 Look at the penguins. 293 00:10:41,914 --> 00:10:44,539 They're like little penguin hamster balls. 294 00:10:44,623 --> 00:10:46,581 That's the cutest thing I've ever seen. 295 00:10:46,664 --> 00:10:48,998 - They think they're people. - Aw. 296 00:10:49,081 --> 00:10:50,748 Never seen anything cuter in my whole life. 297 00:10:50,831 --> 00:10:51,873 You! 298 00:10:51,956 --> 00:10:53,289 I don't know how you got out again, 299 00:10:53,373 --> 00:10:55,123 but I've got a one-way crate to Copenhagen 300 00:10:55,206 --> 00:10:56,414 with your names on it. 301 00:10:56,498 --> 00:10:57,748 - Boo! - Come on! 302 00:10:57,831 --> 00:10:59,206 That doesn't even make any sense! 303 00:10:59,289 --> 00:11:00,789 You can't take the penguins! 304 00:11:05,748 --> 00:11:06,581 Fine. 305 00:11:06,664 --> 00:11:08,789 We'll keep the maniacs. 306 00:11:08,873 --> 00:11:10,248 Bah, whatever. 307 00:11:10,331 --> 00:11:13,289 [all cheering] 308 00:11:13,373 --> 00:11:15,248 Eh? Eh? 309 00:11:15,331 --> 00:11:16,373 Can't believe it. 310 00:11:16,456 --> 00:11:17,789 We weren't even trying. 311 00:11:17,873 --> 00:11:20,123 Never underestimate the simple power 312 00:11:20,206 --> 00:11:22,081 of penguin irresistibility. 313 00:11:22,164 --> 00:11:24,081 [sighs] You win, Private. 314 00:11:24,164 --> 00:11:26,914 I guess you can put the quantum hypercute out of commission. 315 00:11:26,998 --> 00:11:28,081 Done. 316 00:11:28,164 --> 00:11:29,789 And may its intoxicating preciousness 317 00:11:29,873 --> 00:11:31,664 never be seen again. 318 00:11:31,748 --> 00:11:33,914 [grunting and straining] 319 00:11:33,998 --> 00:11:35,456 Anything yet? 320 00:11:35,539 --> 00:11:37,956 Well, I'm feeling kind of queasy. 321 00:11:38,039 --> 00:11:39,373 [squeaks] 322 00:11:39,456 --> 00:11:41,956 Oh, I cuted! 323 00:11:54,831 --> 00:11:58,956 And if you refer to visual aid number 422/B, 324 00:11:59,039 --> 00:12:02,664 you can plainly see another critical operation 325 00:12:02,748 --> 00:12:05,456 being compromised by a certain group of zoo animals 326 00:12:05,539 --> 00:12:06,873 who shall remain nameless. 327 00:12:06,956 --> 00:12:07,831 Lemurs. [coughs] 328 00:12:07,914 --> 00:12:09,164 It's the lemurs. 329 00:12:09,248 --> 00:12:12,456 And so I would like to formally make a motion 330 00:12:12,539 --> 00:12:15,623 that these certain unspecified zoo animals-- 331 00:12:15,706 --> 00:12:16,914 - [coughing] - Lemurs. 332 00:12:16,998 --> 00:12:18,164 - Lemurs. - Totally the lemurs. 333 00:12:18,248 --> 00:12:20,498 Be banned from obstructing any and all 334 00:12:20,581 --> 00:12:22,039 future penguin operations. 335 00:12:22,123 --> 00:12:23,498 Wait! 336 00:12:23,581 --> 00:12:25,748 I motion to interrupt your motioning 337 00:12:25,831 --> 00:12:28,206 so that you can see my own visualizing aids 338 00:12:28,289 --> 00:12:32,498 which clearly show that it was actually a certain other group 339 00:12:32,581 --> 00:12:35,331 of zoo animals-- I'm not naming any names here-- 340 00:12:35,414 --> 00:12:36,498 [coughs] Penguins. 341 00:12:36,581 --> 00:12:37,998 He means penguins. 342 00:12:38,081 --> 00:12:41,414 That were compromising a raging Conga skate party. 343 00:12:41,498 --> 00:12:43,248 Uh, yeah. Hi. 344 00:12:43,331 --> 00:12:44,998 Is it absolutely necessary 345 00:12:45,081 --> 00:12:46,456 that you two have the same exact argument 346 00:12:46,539 --> 00:12:47,998 at every single meeting? 347 00:12:48,081 --> 00:12:51,164 There must be some way the two of you can just work it out. 348 00:12:51,248 --> 00:12:53,789 That's exactly what I'm doing 349 00:12:53,873 --> 00:12:55,956 by officially making a motion 350 00:12:56,039 --> 00:12:58,373 that these certain unspecified animals... 351 00:12:58,456 --> 00:12:59,831 - [coughing] - Lemurs, 352 00:12:59,914 --> 00:13:01,373 King Julien and the lemurs. 353 00:13:01,456 --> 00:13:03,623 Be declared a hazard. 354 00:13:03,706 --> 00:13:06,164 And I am making my own motions, 355 00:13:06,248 --> 00:13:09,289 motioning that you be officially declared 356 00:13:09,373 --> 00:13:11,748 the least fun person ever. 357 00:13:11,831 --> 00:13:15,123 Well, I motion that you be declared unfit 358 00:13:15,206 --> 00:13:16,539 to call yourself a leader. 359 00:13:16,623 --> 00:13:19,539 And I motion that you are the one who is unfit, 360 00:13:19,623 --> 00:13:24,039 and therefore you must commence the shutting of your beak-hole. 361 00:13:24,123 --> 00:13:26,998 And I motion that you wouldn't last a single day 362 00:13:27,081 --> 00:13:28,373 running my squad. 363 00:13:28,456 --> 00:13:30,206 I motion that you admit that you would not last 364 00:13:30,289 --> 00:13:31,998 even one single day as king. 365 00:13:32,081 --> 00:13:33,539 All in favor of Skipper and King Julien 366 00:13:33,623 --> 00:13:34,998 trading places for one day 367 00:13:35,081 --> 00:13:37,039 and thus each gaining a greater mutual respect, 368 00:13:37,123 --> 00:13:38,498 learning to appreciate each other, 369 00:13:38,581 --> 00:13:40,206 blah blah blah, so on and so forth, 370 00:13:40,289 --> 00:13:41,206 say aye. 371 00:13:41,289 --> 00:13:42,373 all: Aye! 372 00:13:42,456 --> 00:13:43,331 Very well. The motion carries. 373 00:13:43,414 --> 00:13:45,081 Meeting adjourned. 374 00:13:45,164 --> 00:13:46,539 Wait, what motion? 375 00:13:47,789 --> 00:13:49,081 Zoo people say what? 376 00:13:57,123 --> 00:13:59,164 Maurice, Mort, 377 00:13:59,248 --> 00:14:02,831 I command you to obey this smelly water bird 378 00:14:02,914 --> 00:14:06,081 as your king for the next 24 hours. 379 00:14:06,164 --> 00:14:07,789 Uh, okay. 380 00:14:07,873 --> 00:14:09,873 Or at least until he comes crying to me 381 00:14:09,956 --> 00:14:11,498 for help like a little baby. 382 00:14:11,581 --> 00:14:12,873 Goo-goo. 383 00:14:12,956 --> 00:14:14,123 Men, 384 00:14:14,206 --> 00:14:16,873 Ringtail is your commanding officer now. 385 00:14:16,956 --> 00:14:20,248 I expect you to obey his every command for the next day... 386 00:14:20,331 --> 00:14:23,123 Aye, aye, our once and future Skipper. 387 00:14:23,206 --> 00:14:27,248 Or until the humiliation of failure causes him to crack, 388 00:14:27,331 --> 00:14:31,123 in which case, mutiny is the obvious and welcome choice. 389 00:14:31,206 --> 00:14:32,956 [spits and growls] 390 00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:34,289 [whistles] 391 00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:35,873 Good luck trying to be king. 392 00:14:35,956 --> 00:14:37,831 You are going to be needing it. 393 00:14:37,914 --> 00:14:40,956 Luck is for leprechauns, Ringtail. 394 00:14:42,206 --> 00:14:43,539 Good morning, commander Julien, sir. 395 00:14:43,623 --> 00:14:44,581 Breakfast is served. 396 00:14:44,664 --> 00:14:46,289 Ugh. 397 00:14:46,373 --> 00:14:48,039 Uh, you're kidding, right? 398 00:14:48,123 --> 00:14:51,164 I mean, this is some kind of army joke, right? 399 00:14:51,248 --> 00:14:54,956 You are playing army funnies on the new guy, right? 400 00:14:55,039 --> 00:14:56,914 Delicious and nutritious, 401 00:14:56,998 --> 00:14:59,581 with just a tangy hint of mercury. 402 00:14:59,664 --> 00:15:00,998 Fish! 403 00:15:01,081 --> 00:15:03,373 Give it a try, king ju-- Commander Julien, sir. 404 00:15:03,456 --> 00:15:04,623 You might like it. 405 00:15:04,706 --> 00:15:07,623 Well, maybe just one tiny--ugh! 406 00:15:07,706 --> 00:15:08,789 [screams] 407 00:15:08,873 --> 00:15:09,831 It's on my tongue! 408 00:15:09,914 --> 00:15:10,998 Get it off my tongue! 409 00:15:11,081 --> 00:15:12,123 Get it off! 410 00:15:15,206 --> 00:15:16,373 [zapping] 411 00:15:16,456 --> 00:15:18,081 [sparking] 412 00:15:20,289 --> 00:15:21,831 [screams] 413 00:15:21,914 --> 00:15:23,248 Huh. That's funny. 414 00:15:23,331 --> 00:15:25,164 Skipper eats four of those every morning. 415 00:15:25,248 --> 00:15:26,539 Oh, that is funny. 416 00:15:26,623 --> 00:15:28,123 And do you know why? 417 00:15:28,206 --> 00:15:32,331 Because any real leader guy would have five. 418 00:15:32,414 --> 00:15:33,914 Serve them up. 419 00:15:33,998 --> 00:15:34,998 Fish! 420 00:15:35,081 --> 00:15:35,873 Fish! 421 00:15:35,956 --> 00:15:37,123 Yeah, that's right. 422 00:15:37,206 --> 00:15:38,498 Keep 'em coming, 423 00:15:38,581 --> 00:15:40,039 and don't be stingy with the-- 424 00:15:40,123 --> 00:15:43,831 [yelling] 425 00:15:43,914 --> 00:15:45,331 Get the smell off my tongue! 426 00:15:45,414 --> 00:15:46,748 Please get it off! 427 00:15:46,831 --> 00:15:48,206 Get it off! 428 00:15:48,289 --> 00:15:49,498 Attention, lemurs. 429 00:15:49,581 --> 00:15:50,539 Fall in. 430 00:15:50,623 --> 00:15:51,664 Maurice, report. 431 00:15:51,748 --> 00:15:53,664 Uh, report? 432 00:15:53,748 --> 00:15:54,706 Report on what? 433 00:15:54,789 --> 00:15:56,039 Everything. 434 00:15:56,123 --> 00:15:58,039 Give me mission status briefings 435 00:15:58,123 --> 00:16:01,248 for all of your current lemur operations. 436 00:16:01,331 --> 00:16:03,123 Lemur what? 437 00:16:03,206 --> 00:16:05,664 We don't really do that here, King Skipper, sir. 438 00:16:05,748 --> 00:16:07,206 What does King Julien usually do 439 00:16:07,289 --> 00:16:08,539 the first thing in the morning? 440 00:16:08,623 --> 00:16:11,164 Well, we would probably just be having breakfast. 441 00:16:11,248 --> 00:16:12,456 Perfect. 442 00:16:12,539 --> 00:16:15,039 Operation break the fast has officially commenced. 443 00:16:15,123 --> 00:16:16,289 Maurice, options. 444 00:16:16,373 --> 00:16:18,206 Fruit or fruit smoothie. 445 00:16:18,289 --> 00:16:19,623 Or mango! 446 00:16:19,706 --> 00:16:21,373 - Which is also fruit. - Oh. 447 00:16:21,456 --> 00:16:23,873 And that pretty much concludes the complete tour 448 00:16:23,956 --> 00:16:26,789 of the H.Q. facility, King Julien, sir. 449 00:16:26,873 --> 00:16:30,331 Except, of course, the classified security areas. 450 00:16:30,414 --> 00:16:33,123 Classified areas, you are saying? 451 00:16:33,206 --> 00:16:36,206 As in tippy-top secret areas? 452 00:16:36,289 --> 00:16:37,373 What? 453 00:16:37,456 --> 00:16:38,581 Skipper said he was our commander. 454 00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:39,873 Yes, 455 00:16:39,956 --> 00:16:42,748 and my first command is to command you 456 00:16:42,831 --> 00:16:46,706 to take me to these tippy-top secret places. 457 00:16:46,789 --> 00:16:49,956 The elevator can be accessed through that control panel. 458 00:16:50,998 --> 00:16:52,123 Ooh, buttons. 459 00:16:52,206 --> 00:16:53,456 No, wait! Not those! 460 00:16:53,539 --> 00:16:54,581 Stop! 461 00:16:54,664 --> 00:16:55,581 Those buttons control-- 462 00:16:55,664 --> 00:16:56,623 [thump] 463 00:16:56,706 --> 00:16:57,581 Anti-intruder measures-- 464 00:16:57,664 --> 00:16:58,623 [thump] 465 00:16:58,706 --> 00:16:59,748 And booby traps. 466 00:16:59,831 --> 00:17:01,914 [screaming and yelling] 467 00:17:01,998 --> 00:17:04,414 Eh, this one's kind of sticking. 468 00:17:04,498 --> 00:17:05,748 [muttering] 469 00:17:05,831 --> 00:17:07,248 [blasting] 470 00:17:07,331 --> 00:17:08,248 Oh! 471 00:17:08,331 --> 00:17:10,581 [zapping] 472 00:17:10,664 --> 00:17:12,414 [ding] 473 00:17:12,498 --> 00:17:13,789 Yeah, there we go. 474 00:17:13,873 --> 00:17:15,581 That's what I'm talking about. 475 00:17:15,664 --> 00:17:17,123 You see that a bird Skipper 476 00:17:17,206 --> 00:17:19,664 isn't doing nearly as bang-up a job 477 00:17:19,748 --> 00:17:22,456 at being me as I am at being him. 478 00:17:22,539 --> 00:17:24,164 Now what should I be doing? 479 00:17:24,248 --> 00:17:26,789 Well, King Julien would probably just be plopped 480 00:17:26,873 --> 00:17:28,123 on his throne by now. 481 00:17:28,206 --> 00:17:30,623 That's it. I need action. 482 00:17:30,706 --> 00:17:33,206 There must be something Ringtail does that I could do better. 483 00:17:33,289 --> 00:17:34,456 Feet! 484 00:17:34,539 --> 00:17:36,998 Webbed. Oh, that's new. 485 00:17:37,081 --> 00:17:39,706 This is when king Julien would kick him off. 486 00:17:39,789 --> 00:17:41,789 Seems cruel and excessive. 487 00:17:41,873 --> 00:17:42,998 Oh, yeah. 488 00:17:43,081 --> 00:17:44,914 One time, he kicked him to Burt's place. 489 00:17:44,998 --> 00:17:46,581 The pachyderm habitat? 490 00:17:46,664 --> 00:17:47,623 Weak. 491 00:17:47,706 --> 00:17:49,789 I bet I could hit 63rd and Lex. 492 00:17:49,873 --> 00:17:51,623 Watch this. 493 00:17:51,706 --> 00:17:52,623 [yells] 494 00:17:52,706 --> 00:17:53,706 Whee! 495 00:17:53,789 --> 00:17:54,789 [crash and car alarm wailing] 496 00:17:54,873 --> 00:17:55,831 My car! 497 00:17:55,914 --> 00:17:56,873 [whistles] 498 00:17:56,956 --> 00:17:59,289 My kingly self is in the zone. 499 00:17:59,373 --> 00:18:01,206 The high-security sections are broken down 500 00:18:01,289 --> 00:18:03,748 into subterranean levels 1 through 12. 501 00:18:03,831 --> 00:18:04,831 [ding] 502 00:18:04,914 --> 00:18:05,831 Hm. 503 00:18:05,914 --> 00:18:07,123 [ding] 504 00:18:07,206 --> 00:18:08,623 - [warbling] - Very nice. 505 00:18:08,706 --> 00:18:09,664 [ding] 506 00:18:09,748 --> 00:18:11,206 Ay-yi-yi. 507 00:18:13,331 --> 00:18:17,873 Which of the levels would be the most tippy-toppy secret then? 508 00:18:17,956 --> 00:18:20,789 Would it be 11? No, 12, right? 509 00:18:20,873 --> 00:18:22,081 Yup. 510 00:18:22,164 --> 00:18:24,164 Except, of course, for hidden level 13. 511 00:18:24,248 --> 00:18:26,289 - But that's so secret even-- - Close it! 512 00:18:26,373 --> 00:18:27,331 What? 513 00:18:27,414 --> 00:18:28,414 He's in charge now. 514 00:18:31,456 --> 00:18:32,373 Ding! 515 00:18:32,456 --> 00:18:33,581 [gasps] 516 00:18:33,664 --> 00:18:34,789 Those are my untested inventions! 517 00:18:34,873 --> 00:18:36,248 Don't touch anything! 518 00:18:36,331 --> 00:18:37,873 Oh, toys! 519 00:18:37,956 --> 00:18:39,289 [coughs] Good job, Private. 520 00:18:40,581 --> 00:18:41,956 Hey, Mason. 521 00:18:42,039 --> 00:18:45,873 So any buzz on how the old Swaparoo's working out? 522 00:18:45,956 --> 00:18:47,289 Hmm, I say-- 523 00:18:48,664 --> 00:18:49,873 Hold that thought. 524 00:18:49,956 --> 00:18:51,289 I smell it... 525 00:18:51,373 --> 00:18:53,873 like a sugar wind. 526 00:18:53,956 --> 00:18:55,331 Could it be... 527 00:18:58,206 --> 00:18:59,623 it is! 528 00:18:59,706 --> 00:19:01,331 It's cotton candy! 529 00:19:02,956 --> 00:19:04,789 It's cotton candy in the park, okay? 530 00:19:04,873 --> 00:19:06,998 I saw it, I smelled it, and I want it. 531 00:19:07,081 --> 00:19:08,956 We need to get Skipper on it right away. 532 00:19:09,039 --> 00:19:11,539 Yes, that might be a bit of a problem. 533 00:19:13,748 --> 00:19:14,831 Check out the booty! 534 00:19:14,914 --> 00:19:16,248 Who's shaking? 535 00:19:16,331 --> 00:19:17,414 Who's quaking? 536 00:19:17,498 --> 00:19:19,623 Who is not faking? 537 00:19:19,706 --> 00:19:20,789 Wow. 538 00:19:20,873 --> 00:19:21,789 What is that? 539 00:19:21,873 --> 00:19:23,248 No school? 540 00:19:23,331 --> 00:19:24,581 'cause it ain't old school, 541 00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:26,039 and it ain't new school. 542 00:19:26,123 --> 00:19:27,539 But look what I found in your 543 00:19:27,623 --> 00:19:31,123 top-secret-even-you-don't-know- it's-down-there level 13. 544 00:19:31,206 --> 00:19:34,081 Freaky secret thingy! 545 00:19:34,164 --> 00:19:36,498 It's my sonic subparticle velocitizer, 546 00:19:36,581 --> 00:19:37,956 and it's not a toy! 547 00:19:38,873 --> 00:19:40,456 all: Whoa! 548 00:19:40,539 --> 00:19:41,664 Oh, really? 549 00:19:41,748 --> 00:19:43,623 Then why is it so much fun then? 550 00:19:43,706 --> 00:19:46,248 You let him on level 13? 551 00:19:46,331 --> 00:19:49,748 And I used your toothbrush. 552 00:19:49,831 --> 00:19:51,248 [thwack] 553 00:19:51,331 --> 00:19:53,331 All right, stop. Enough! 554 00:19:53,414 --> 00:19:56,248 Skipper, you have got a big, important mission. 555 00:19:56,331 --> 00:19:57,456 I do? 556 00:19:57,539 --> 00:19:59,873 Yes! The cotton candy man is coming! 557 00:19:59,956 --> 00:20:00,998 Me? 558 00:20:01,081 --> 00:20:02,081 Oh, no, no, no, no. 559 00:20:02,164 --> 00:20:03,664 I'm king of the lemurs. 560 00:20:03,748 --> 00:20:06,248 I think you need to see the penguin C.O. over there. 561 00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:09,039 Ha! 562 00:20:09,123 --> 00:20:10,664 Do I look as cool as I feel with this thing? 563 00:20:10,748 --> 00:20:11,873 Be honest. 564 00:20:12,956 --> 00:20:14,081 Please? 565 00:20:14,164 --> 00:20:15,623 It's cotton-- it's cotton candy. 566 00:20:15,706 --> 00:20:16,748 Well, sure. 567 00:20:16,831 --> 00:20:18,831 All Ringtail has to do is admit 568 00:20:18,914 --> 00:20:21,039 that he is in no way leader material. 569 00:20:21,123 --> 00:20:24,206 In your dreams, flipper boy. 570 00:20:24,289 --> 00:20:28,498 I shall lead this cotton candy mission myself. 571 00:20:28,581 --> 00:20:30,123 Come on, boys. 572 00:20:32,039 --> 00:20:33,539 [laughing] I'm not seeing 573 00:20:33,623 --> 00:20:36,456 a lot of pink, sugary goodness in your future. 574 00:20:36,539 --> 00:20:39,289 Maybe not, but if he does pull it off, 575 00:20:39,373 --> 00:20:42,831 that'll make him a successful Skipper. 576 00:20:42,914 --> 00:20:44,998 As king of the lemurs, 577 00:20:45,081 --> 00:20:47,914 I decree that ain't gonna happen. 578 00:20:50,581 --> 00:20:53,664 The sugar express is about to leave the station. 579 00:20:53,748 --> 00:20:55,414 Mort, you're on lookout. 580 00:20:55,498 --> 00:20:57,956 Maurice, I need you to go bypass the electric circuit. 581 00:20:58,039 --> 00:20:59,998 I have no idea what you just said. 582 00:21:00,081 --> 00:21:02,581 He's crazy. 583 00:21:02,664 --> 00:21:04,289 It's no good. I need-- 584 00:21:04,373 --> 00:21:05,831 Kowalski, Private, Rico! 585 00:21:05,914 --> 00:21:07,039 Well, yes, but-- 586 00:21:07,123 --> 00:21:08,539 No, I mean, here they come! 587 00:21:08,623 --> 00:21:09,623 With King Julien! 588 00:21:09,706 --> 00:21:11,081 And they're on... 589 00:21:11,164 --> 00:21:12,956 pogo sticks? 590 00:21:13,039 --> 00:21:14,581 Look out! 591 00:21:16,748 --> 00:21:17,998 Pogo sticks? 592 00:21:18,081 --> 00:21:19,456 Why pogo sticks? 593 00:21:19,539 --> 00:21:22,039 I told him he could ask for options. 594 00:21:22,123 --> 00:21:23,873 [grunts] 595 00:21:23,956 --> 00:21:25,039 Uh-oh. 596 00:21:25,123 --> 00:21:26,289 [screaming] 597 00:21:26,373 --> 00:21:28,789 Skipper! The wall! 598 00:21:28,873 --> 00:21:31,039 Kowalski, more options! 599 00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:32,914 The velocitizer! 600 00:21:32,998 --> 00:21:33,956 Here, mort. 601 00:21:34,039 --> 00:21:35,623 Prepare for the kicking. 602 00:21:35,706 --> 00:21:36,748 Let Skipper. 603 00:21:40,581 --> 00:21:41,539 Hi-ya! 604 00:21:41,623 --> 00:21:42,998 [giggling] 605 00:21:50,914 --> 00:21:52,456 Whaaaaaa! 606 00:21:57,956 --> 00:21:58,873 Huh? 607 00:21:58,956 --> 00:22:00,248 Wha? 608 00:22:01,414 --> 00:22:02,373 [yelps] 609 00:22:02,456 --> 00:22:04,331 [dramatic music] 610 00:22:09,873 --> 00:22:11,748 [all cheering] 611 00:22:13,706 --> 00:22:14,706 [gulps] 612 00:22:17,123 --> 00:22:19,164 [all yelling] 613 00:22:22,623 --> 00:22:25,206 You actually did it, Ringtail. 614 00:22:25,289 --> 00:22:27,873 Me? What about that kingly kick? 615 00:22:27,956 --> 00:22:29,998 I would say that you did it. 616 00:22:30,081 --> 00:22:31,456 You know, maybe there's something 617 00:22:31,539 --> 00:22:33,581 to this whole kooky role reversal. 618 00:22:33,664 --> 00:22:36,623 And I motion that we officially ban you 619 00:22:36,706 --> 00:22:39,248 from leaving your habitat between the hours of-- 620 00:22:39,331 --> 00:22:42,831 And I am motioning that we officially ban your face! 621 00:22:42,914 --> 00:22:44,206 Or, you know, maybe not.