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[bell tolls]

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[brassy detective music]

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♪ ♪

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Hit it.
♪ Hey-oh, yah, hah ♪

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- ♪ Oh, hey-oh ♪
- Yeah.

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♪ Hey-oh yeah, oh-hey-oh ♪

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[camera shutter clicks]

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Cute and cuddly, boys.

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[percussive music]

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♪ ♪

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[crate creaking]

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Just set it over there.

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[rope zipping]

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Gentlemen, place your bets.

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Hmm.

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Mammal-sized crate.

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Made of Spanish cedar.

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I'd wager the new arrival
is an anteater.

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Pla! Pla! Platypus!
Platypus!

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Perhaps
it's a magical unicorn.

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You know, if they were--
if they were real.

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All right, let's crack this.

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- [retching]
- [crate creaking]

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And the newest resident
of our fair zoo is...

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Ohhh, no,
not another one.

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[door slamming]

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Oh! Oh, man.

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My bum knee is killing me.

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Ohhhh, yeah.

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This is what I'm talkin' about,
some restin' and relaxin'.

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Maurice,
where are you?!

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Coming! [coughing]

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Hurry, Maurice, hurry!
Crisis, an event emergency!

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- Wha--what is it?
- I cannot reach my...

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coconut juicy drink!

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[gasping]

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Well, your king is waiting.

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[drink sloshing]

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That will be all.

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Ehh, you know what?

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I've changed my mind.
[chuckling]

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Not really feeling coconut-y.

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Ugh!

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[coughing]

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But you know what I could
really go for right now?

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Pineapple?

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Yes, you guessed it!

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And let's not let this
get out of control this time.

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Okay, Maurice?
[gasping]

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[intense trumpet music]

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Lemur's time is short,
so we'll make this brief.

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Kowalski, brief them briefly.

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A new arrival was delivered
to the loading dock

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- at 06:00 and is--
- It's a lemur!

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I was building to that, private.

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- A new lemur?
- Here?

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Another subject
for me to rule over?

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Yeah, babies!

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"The more booties the merrier
for the shaking,"

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I always say.

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Well, not always,
but, you know, now.

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We may have
to assume the worst.

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Back to the loading dock, boys.

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What would be the worst,
Skipper?

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We could be looking
at a lemur invasion.

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Here you go, Clemson.

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Time to socialize
into your new colony.

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[whooshing sounds]

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Hello, uh--Clemson, was it?

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Clemson, as your king,
I royally command you--

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King?
Did he say "king"?

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Uh, forgive me, sire.

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I had no idea that I was
in the presence of you,

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which is royalty,
true royalty, if I may.

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- [kissing sounds]
- My feet!

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This is a little bit weird.

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Clemson, that's no king.

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- Aye!
- You... you!

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You clearly have the wizened--

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which is good,
that means wise--

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and noble features of a true--

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- Ahem.
- Huh?

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Note the crown.

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A thousand pardons,
your illustrious--

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I hate the bowing part,
by the way.

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I have to be honest.
But I'm doing it!

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In fact, make it 2,000 pard--
you know what?

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2,500 pardons.

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That's the best I can offer.

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You--and you are the illustrious
and esteemed king.

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I'll just stay down here
till I can get--

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Ooh, fancy!

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Your words are like butter
to my ears.

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You got to be kidding me.

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Uh-ing, I'm sorry.

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Let me get that for you.

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Permit me, if I may,
and if you may.

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[laughing]

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Ding!

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[moaning in pleasure]

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Ohhhh, yeah,
that's the stuff!

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[wails]

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Right there, yeah.

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Whoa-ho-ho,
someone's been hitting the gym.

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[growling]

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[laughing]

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[indistinct speech]

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Oh, your shoulders
are like granite.

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Oooh, relax, relax.

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It's the royal responsibilities
weighing you down.

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- Am I right?
- [back cracking]

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Think that I am liking
this Clemson already.

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- Ehhhh.
- [slurping]

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I'm thinking
I like this Clemson too.

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- What do you think, boy?
- Oh yeah, get that.

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Right there? Yeah.
In between the toes, yeah.

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No!

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He's eee-evil.

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Hey, Maurice?

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We have a serious discussion
that needs discussing.

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Maurice, as I was explaining

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to our wise and magnetically
charismatic leader--

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no, really!
I mean, he's unbelievable.

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I thank you for noticing, Clemson.

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That while a king
may have many subjects,

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he can really only have
one true right-hand man.

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Hey, look where I am!

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Otherwise, the other would
have to be the left-hand man

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or maybe the right foot
or the left elbow...

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or maybe--

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the point is,
I'm going to decide

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on a most difficult
gangly decision.

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Clemson can have it.

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While you are both
my loyal subjects,

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I'm sorry to say
I can only choose one of you.

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- Just pick Clemson.
- And since I know how much

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this position
is meaning to you, Maurice...

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Clemson's your man!

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I want to choose
the fairest way

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to decide between between--

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Better give it to Clemson,
don't you think?

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And you had better
let the king tell you

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how he is going to decide

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on what the king
will decide on, okay?!

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Sorry, go ahead.

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[exhaling]

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We'll hold a contests

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with you competing
in a competitive competition

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to prove who can best serve
the king.

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Royal booty scratching!

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On your mark...

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get set...

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go.

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[scratching]

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[laughing]

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Go, go!
Scratch at my booty!

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[grumbling]

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Oh, Clemson!

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Your skills are the sickest!

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Sorry, Maurice,
but, uh, it kind of looks like

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Clemson here
is the one best fitting

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to be my right-hand man.

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Oh, well, there can only be
one right-hand man.

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[snoring]

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Just like
there can only be one king.

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[pencil scratching]

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Rico, take point.
Private, watch his six.

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Kowalski, don't fire till you
see the rings of their tails.

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Hmm, nothing today,

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but it looks like an outgoing
crate has been prepped.

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No animal has been
specified yet,

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but there is a destination tag.

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I'd recognize that code anywhere.

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It's the--it's--

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the Hoboken zoo.

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Did you say hobo-bo--
ho-bo-bo-bo-ho-baaaa!

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- No!
- You don't mean--

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Some poor sap
has a one-way ticket

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to North Jersey oblivion.

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[thunder crashing]

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[whining]

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- Huh, Mort?
- It's Clemson.

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He's eeeevil.

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Oh, no.
Just let me get some peace--

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hey!

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You've really outdone yourself
this time, haven't you?

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[cackling]

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Moved up the ranks
to the number two spot

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in record time, even for me.

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This is better
than I've ever been.

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And tomorrow, all you need to do

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is get booty-for-brains
out of the way.

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Then you'll be number one!

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That's right, number one!

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[laughing]

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That means the king.
[laughing]

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[thunder clapping]

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Didn't look like rain.
[laughing]

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Skipper, there's nothing
about anyone

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getting transferred to Hoboken.

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Judging from the size
of the crate,

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I think we can rule out Roy
and Bert.

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Right, so that leaves
the otter, the chimps,

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lemurs, chameleons, and, uh--

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And, of course... us.

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I've rotted away in gulags,
work camps, penal colonies,

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and every dirty flea-bitten
corner of creation,

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but I promised myself that I
would never end up in Hoboken,

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at least not alive!

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I will pluck out
my own eyeballs,

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I swear to you!

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Skipper, there's something
wrong with that Clemson dude.

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Well, mostly he's eeeeeeevil!

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So the new guy was trying on
ringtail's crown.

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Big whoop.

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That doesn't prove
that he's evil.

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Trust me, Mort is right.

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He said something about getting
rid of King Julien tomorrow.

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- To who?
- Himself!

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Hmm.

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Scheming aloud,

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that does sound
like a classic villain quirk.

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Well, how 'bout an evil laugh?

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Did he start off his whole
speech with something like,

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[laughing maniacally]

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You know, like--
like something like that?

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Yeah, yeah!

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I mean, there was a laugh
for sure,

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but he closed with it.

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And it was more like

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muah-ha-ha ha ha ha hwa!

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You know, something like that.

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That does sound
authentically evil.

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Come on, boys.
Move out.

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Uh, so where is this
fancy-shmancy

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royal-dancy special present
you are giving to me?

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In there, your eminence.
Keep going.

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No, you're going the--
just a little more...

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We're too late!

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[squeaking]

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Quick, where would
a psychotic mad mammal

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take ringtail to dispose of him
without a trace?

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- Rico?
- Here?

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Administration building
incinerator?

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Here.

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Dung heap
behind the elephant habitat.

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- Here's nice.
- Deep fryer at the cafeteria.

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Yeah!
[imitates sizzling]

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No, it would have to be

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something he planned
ahead of time,

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something he had ready
the minute--

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Skipper, the crate,

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the one going
to the Hoboken zoo!

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Hoboken.

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I am seeing only darkness.

256
00:10:17,248 --> 00:10:18,706
That's why it's a surprise.

257
00:10:18,789 --> 00:10:21,456
Now, keep going, keep going,
keep going!

258
00:10:21,539 --> 00:10:24,414
I think you've gone
far enough!

259
00:10:24,498 --> 00:10:27,581
Maurice, how dare you
interrupt Clemson

260
00:10:27,664 --> 00:10:30,831
when he was about to give me
very special present?

261
00:10:30,914 --> 00:10:32,914
The present he's trying
to give you, ringtail,

262
00:10:32,998 --> 00:10:35,331
is a one-way ticket
to the Hoboken zoo.

263
00:10:35,414 --> 00:10:37,831
Oh-ho-ho.

264
00:10:37,914 --> 00:10:39,456
What's the resale value?

265
00:10:39,539 --> 00:10:41,998
King Julien, Clemson's trying
to get rid of you.

266
00:10:42,081 --> 00:10:45,414
[groaning]
He's eeeevil!

267
00:10:45,498 --> 00:10:47,248
And why should I trust you now

268
00:10:47,331 --> 00:10:49,539
when I have my loyal
and trusted new...

269
00:10:49,623 --> 00:10:51,706
[laughing maniacally]

270
00:10:56,123 --> 00:10:57,956
Right-hand man?

271
00:10:58,039 --> 00:11:00,456
Uh, did he always have
that evil laugh thing,

272
00:11:00,539 --> 00:11:03,289
or is that new? What?

273
00:11:03,373 --> 00:11:04,456
[engine rumbling]
all: Ooooh!

274
00:11:07,289 --> 00:11:08,373
Silly king.

275
00:11:08,456 --> 00:11:10,081
I'm sorry. Ex-king.

276
00:11:10,164 --> 00:11:13,081
[laughing] Whoa!

277
00:11:13,164 --> 00:11:15,789
- [gasping]
- [lid slamming]

278
00:11:15,873 --> 00:11:17,289
[nails shooting]

279
00:11:17,373 --> 00:11:19,081
Ahh, come on!

280
00:11:19,164 --> 00:11:21,289
[engine starting]

281
00:11:21,373 --> 00:11:22,998
[door slams]

282
00:11:24,498 --> 00:11:26,206
He was eeevil.

283
00:11:26,289 --> 00:11:27,748
Yes.

284
00:11:27,831 --> 00:11:29,289
Yes, he was.

285
00:11:29,373 --> 00:11:31,748
He and Hoboken
deserve each other.

286
00:11:31,831 --> 00:11:35,081
You know, you can feel free
to thank me at any time.

287
00:11:35,164 --> 00:11:36,623
Uh, no thanks.

288
00:11:36,706 --> 00:11:38,706
I'm good with just leaving it
as one of those, you know,

289
00:11:38,789 --> 00:11:40,873
unspoken things between us.

290
00:11:45,623 --> 00:11:48,498
[suspenseful music]

291
00:11:48,581 --> 00:11:55,248
♪ ♪

292
00:11:55,331 --> 00:11:56,956
[birds chirping]

293
00:11:57,039 --> 00:12:00,539
Stinky, disgusting,
filthy-- ugh!

294
00:12:00,623 --> 00:12:02,456
Bon appetit!

295
00:12:02,539 --> 00:12:03,873
Ugh!

296
00:12:03,956 --> 00:12:06,373
Can't wait till
the automated feeder arrives.

297
00:12:06,456 --> 00:12:07,956
That makes two of us, sister.

298
00:12:08,039 --> 00:12:10,873
Poor Alice doesn't get much
satisfaction from her work.

299
00:12:10,956 --> 00:12:13,498
Let's not empathize
with the zookeeper, private.

300
00:12:13,581 --> 00:12:15,123
Dulls your edge.

301
00:12:15,206 --> 00:12:16,539
[rumbling]
both: hmm?

302
00:12:16,623 --> 00:12:19,248
[wailing]

303
00:12:19,331 --> 00:12:20,581
Kowalski, are you okay?

304
00:12:20,664 --> 00:12:23,331
[coughing]
Yeah, yeah, I'm fine,

305
00:12:23,414 --> 00:12:25,664
but my cold fusion
beverage chiller

306
00:12:25,748 --> 00:12:27,789
is about to obliterate
every living creature

307
00:12:27,873 --> 00:12:30,248
- within a five-mile radius.
- Splendid.

308
00:12:30,331 --> 00:12:32,914
Another one of your inventions
endangers us all.

309
00:12:32,998 --> 00:12:35,581
Rico, terminate Kowalski's
latest disaster.

310
00:12:35,664 --> 00:12:37,664
[retching]

311
00:12:37,748 --> 00:12:39,498
If only I could
boost my brainpower

312
00:12:39,581 --> 00:12:41,914
from super genius
to super mega-genius.

313
00:12:41,998 --> 00:12:43,789
- [loud explosion]
- Gosh, Kowalski,

314
00:12:43,873 --> 00:12:45,664
I think your brainpower's
already tip-top.

315
00:12:45,748 --> 00:12:47,498
You also think there's
a little man in the fridge

316
00:12:47,581 --> 00:12:50,039
- who turns the light on and off.
- One day I'll catch him.

317
00:12:50,123 --> 00:12:53,414
No, my brain must be better,
and it will be.

318
00:12:53,498 --> 00:12:55,831
I will be the--
day-gaaa!

319
00:12:55,914 --> 00:12:58,664
- Ow!
- Not off to a great start.

320
00:12:58,748 --> 00:13:01,873
[beakers bubbling]

321
00:13:03,248 --> 00:13:05,123
[dishes clanking]

322
00:13:05,206 --> 00:13:06,206
[gulping]

323
00:13:06,289 --> 00:13:09,873
[feedback whining]

324
00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:12,706
[electricity surging]

325
00:13:12,789 --> 00:13:16,206
[laughing maniacally]

326
00:13:16,289 --> 00:13:21,039
I did it.
I've supercharged my brain!

327
00:13:21,123 --> 00:13:22,331
Hey, new noggin?

328
00:13:22,414 --> 00:13:23,498
Good on you.

329
00:13:23,581 --> 00:13:25,539
It's quite, uh, bulbous.

330
00:13:25,623 --> 00:13:26,873
Isn't it?
All I had to do

331
00:13:26,956 --> 00:13:28,081
was irradiate massive quantities

332
00:13:28,164 --> 00:13:29,706
of omega-3 fatty acids
then add--

333
00:13:29,789 --> 00:13:32,873
[chewing noisily]

334
00:13:33,956 --> 00:13:35,706
Why am I even bothering?

335
00:13:35,789 --> 00:13:37,831
All you tiny-brain folk
need to know

336
00:13:37,914 --> 00:13:40,664
is I am now the smartest
penguin on earth!

337
00:13:40,748 --> 00:13:42,414
Weren't you already that?

338
00:13:42,498 --> 00:13:44,748
Well, yeah.

339
00:13:44,831 --> 00:13:47,664
But I am way smarter now.

340
00:13:47,748 --> 00:13:49,831
I can do anything,

341
00:13:49,914 --> 00:13:51,706
cure the common cold,
solve string theory,

342
00:13:51,789 --> 00:13:54,456
calculate pi
to the millionth digit.

343
00:13:54,539 --> 00:13:56,581
Yay, pie!

344
00:13:56,664 --> 00:13:58,081
Well, if anybody needs me,

345
00:13:58,164 --> 00:13:59,956
I'll be pushing the envelope
of fluid structural dynamics

346
00:14:00,039 --> 00:14:03,789
in mode-coupled regenerative machines.

347
00:14:03,873 --> 00:14:06,248
- Pie?
- Sorry, Rico. No pie.

348
00:14:06,331 --> 00:14:07,498
But it is almost lunch time.

349
00:14:07,581 --> 00:14:09,831
Yay!

350
00:14:09,914 --> 00:14:12,664
- What is the chow hold-up?
- Feast!

351
00:14:12,748 --> 00:14:15,123
I am a bit peckish, Skipper.
Where is Alice?

352
00:14:15,206 --> 00:14:17,831
"The automated animal feed
distribution system takes

353
00:14:17,914 --> 00:14:20,748
the hassle and mess out of"--
blah, blah, blah.

354
00:14:20,831 --> 00:14:22,623
Let's just fire this baby up.

355
00:14:22,706 --> 00:14:24,998
[machine beeping]

356
00:14:27,206 --> 00:14:28,498
Ohhh!

357
00:14:28,581 --> 00:14:30,498
Huh?

358
00:14:30,581 --> 00:14:32,456
Ugh!

359
00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:34,164
Look, Maurice.

360
00:14:34,248 --> 00:14:37,789
The sky spirits are giving to us
a fruitius bounty!

361
00:14:37,873 --> 00:14:39,789
Huh?
Ooooh!

362
00:14:39,873 --> 00:14:41,831
I got it!
I got it, I--oh!

363
00:14:43,164 --> 00:14:44,623
Yes!

364
00:14:44,706 --> 00:14:48,039
I'll never have to schlep food
to these lazy animals again.

365
00:14:50,164 --> 00:14:54,123
Ooooh, looks like Alice got
herself some heavy artillery.

366
00:14:54,206 --> 00:14:55,873
Nice.

367
00:14:55,956 --> 00:14:58,331
- Huh?
- Well, that's not all, is it?

368
00:14:58,414 --> 00:15:01,331
She can't expect us
to share just one fish.

369
00:15:02,956 --> 00:15:05,248
Did you miss the word "share"?

370
00:15:05,331 --> 00:15:06,789
[rumbling]

371
00:15:06,873 --> 00:15:08,206
[wailing]

372
00:15:08,289 --> 00:15:09,539
Kowalski.

373
00:15:09,623 --> 00:15:11,498
I thought your big new noggin
was gonna prevent

374
00:15:11,581 --> 00:15:13,373
these kinds of shenanigans.

375
00:15:13,456 --> 00:15:15,748
Did your cold fusion beverage
chiller go wrong again?

376
00:15:15,831 --> 00:15:17,373
No, it worked perfectly,

377
00:15:17,456 --> 00:15:19,498
along with the nuclear-powered
bagel toaster,

378
00:15:19,581 --> 00:15:22,539
the positronic tongue cleaner,
and the subatomic nail trimmer.

379
00:15:22,623 --> 00:15:23,914
So this was, uh...

380
00:15:23,998 --> 00:15:26,164
- Ultrasonic earwax recycler.
- Ewww!

381
00:15:26,248 --> 00:15:27,914
I don't understand it.

382
00:15:27,998 --> 00:15:30,039
My calculations were flawless.

383
00:15:30,123 --> 00:15:34,664
I--ohhh, oh--forgot
to convert from metric.

384
00:15:34,748 --> 00:15:36,331
But how--

385
00:15:36,414 --> 00:15:38,373
how did I make
such a stupid mistake?

386
00:15:40,248 --> 00:15:41,664
With my heightened--

387
00:15:41,748 --> 00:15:43,831
der!

388
00:15:43,914 --> 00:15:45,206
You know...

389
00:15:45,289 --> 00:15:48,914
intelligence stuff,
I should be more gooder...

390
00:15:50,123 --> 00:15:51,248
at...
[shuddering]

391
00:15:51,331 --> 00:15:53,081
The thinking thing.

392
00:15:53,164 --> 00:15:55,206
- Um, Kowalski...
- Huh.

393
00:15:55,289 --> 00:15:58,206
That sounded kind of
not so smartery.

394
00:15:58,289 --> 00:15:59,456
Yaaaaaaah!

395
00:15:59,539 --> 00:16:01,373
You don't suppose that...

396
00:16:01,456 --> 00:16:03,831
whooooos-a-dingit thing
I did with my brain

397
00:16:03,914 --> 00:16:06,956
was just tempor--
[stammering]

398
00:16:08,789 --> 00:16:10,998
- Temporary?
- Uh-huh! That one.

399
00:16:12,956 --> 00:16:16,539
I like peanuts,
and I like butter,

400
00:16:16,623 --> 00:16:19,498
but I do not like peanut butter.

401
00:16:19,581 --> 00:16:21,164
Weird.

402
00:16:21,248 --> 00:16:24,206
Something's gone horribly
wrong with Kowalski's brain.

403
00:16:24,289 --> 00:16:27,623
Private, until we resolve this,
you're my new options guy.

404
00:16:27,706 --> 00:16:28,748
- Oh, man.
- Yay!

405
00:16:28,831 --> 00:16:30,539
Now, how do we fix Kowalski?

406
00:16:30,623 --> 00:16:32,456
- Options.
- Oh! Um...

407
00:16:32,539 --> 00:16:33,748
uh...

408
00:16:33,831 --> 00:16:35,081
ask Kowalski?

409
00:16:35,164 --> 00:16:37,081
Rico,
you're my new options man.

410
00:16:37,164 --> 00:16:38,414
How do we fix Kowalski?

411
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:41,164
Bing!

412
00:16:41,248 --> 00:16:43,289
Fine, we go
with the private's plan.

413
00:16:43,373 --> 00:16:47,289
Kowalski,
concentrate real hard.

414
00:16:47,373 --> 00:16:49,248
How do we help you?

415
00:16:49,331 --> 00:16:50,623
Eggs...

416
00:16:50,706 --> 00:16:52,414
are...

417
00:16:52,498 --> 00:16:53,873
egg-shaped.

418
00:16:53,956 --> 00:16:55,206
[laughing]

419
00:16:55,289 --> 00:16:57,289
- That's funny.
- Oh, boy.

420
00:16:57,373 --> 00:16:59,039
So we're stuck
with a stupid Kowalski.

421
00:16:59,123 --> 00:17:00,623
Well, maybe it's a good thing.

422
00:17:00,706 --> 00:17:02,164
I mean, we were all
gettin' tired

423
00:17:02,248 --> 00:17:05,581
of his big highfalutin words
like "recalcitrant," right?

424
00:17:05,664 --> 00:17:06,831
I mean, what is that?

425
00:17:06,914 --> 00:17:08,123
Recalcitrant?

426
00:17:08,206 --> 00:17:10,081
Do I look recalcitrant to you?

427
00:17:10,164 --> 00:17:12,248
- Mm-hmm.
- Oh, yeah!

428
00:17:12,331 --> 00:17:15,039
Up high.

429
00:17:15,123 --> 00:17:16,623
- But Skipper--
- No buts, private.

430
00:17:16,706 --> 00:17:17,998
I've had it with your buts.

431
00:17:18,081 --> 00:17:20,331
[snickering] Butts.

432
00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:22,664
Let's concentrate
on what we can fix,

433
00:17:22,748 --> 00:17:24,623
starting
with our grub situation.

434
00:17:24,706 --> 00:17:26,831
Operation fish fry is a--

435
00:17:26,914 --> 00:17:29,414
how did you even manage that?

436
00:17:29,498 --> 00:17:30,998
Can't hear you!

437
00:17:31,081 --> 00:17:33,123
Toilet stick on face!

438
00:17:35,039 --> 00:17:37,039
[engine rumbling]

439
00:17:37,123 --> 00:17:38,789
Seafood truck approaching.

440
00:17:38,873 --> 00:17:40,789
Check. I see it too.

441
00:17:40,873 --> 00:17:43,289
I want those tires flatter
than a flounder.

442
00:17:43,373 --> 00:17:45,039
Right, deploying thumb tacks.

443
00:17:47,206 --> 00:17:49,081
Um...
anyone seen the thumb tacks?

444
00:17:51,206 --> 00:17:53,831
- Um, hey.
- Hmm?

445
00:17:53,914 --> 00:17:54,914
Oh!

446
00:17:54,998 --> 00:17:56,581
Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow!

447
00:17:56,664 --> 00:17:58,998
[engine rumbling]

448
00:17:59,081 --> 00:18:00,789
[light buzzes]

449
00:18:00,873 --> 00:18:01,831
Truck in position.

450
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:03,289
[retches]

451
00:18:03,373 --> 00:18:04,331
[stone shatters]

452
00:18:04,414 --> 00:18:06,373
[cord buzzing]

453
00:18:06,456 --> 00:18:08,164
Well done, men.

454
00:18:08,248 --> 00:18:10,331
Look--whoa, look out!

455
00:18:10,414 --> 00:18:12,623
Last chance.
Private, distract the driver.

456
00:18:12,706 --> 00:18:14,248
Rico, neutralize the lock.

457
00:18:14,331 --> 00:18:16,373
- Kowalski...
- [grunting]

458
00:18:16,456 --> 00:18:19,539
You keep doing whatever it is
you're doing, I guess.

459
00:18:19,623 --> 00:18:21,414
Aye-aye, Skipper!

460
00:18:22,664 --> 00:18:23,664
Ohhh!

461
00:18:23,748 --> 00:18:25,039
[grunting]

462
00:18:25,123 --> 00:18:27,164
You think you're so smart!

463
00:18:27,248 --> 00:18:30,456
[grunting]

464
00:18:30,539 --> 00:18:32,248
[grunting]

465
00:18:32,331 --> 00:18:33,414
[rumbling]

466
00:18:33,498 --> 00:18:37,081
Boys, do you smell
what I smell?

467
00:18:37,164 --> 00:18:39,831
[sniffing]
Mm, mmmm.

468
00:18:39,914 --> 00:18:42,331
This situation
is not sustainable.

469
00:18:42,414 --> 00:18:44,373
Yes, I want
the old Kowalski back.

470
00:18:44,456 --> 00:18:46,456
Huh?
Oh, yeah, yeah, that too.

471
00:18:46,539 --> 00:18:48,706
I was talking about
our lack of lunch.

472
00:18:48,789 --> 00:18:50,248
[stomach rumbling]

473
00:18:50,331 --> 00:18:52,123
Oooh.

474
00:18:52,206 --> 00:18:54,039
It's that blasted feed system,

475
00:18:54,123 --> 00:18:56,998
squeezing the ever-loving life
out of us.

476
00:18:57,081 --> 00:18:59,998
I'm wasting away to nothing!

477
00:19:00,081 --> 00:19:02,248
Now, now, Skipper,
not quite.

478
00:19:02,331 --> 00:19:04,998
I mean, you've still got
a bit of spare tire, don't you?

479
00:19:05,081 --> 00:19:07,998
And some, uh--some more
on top of--

480
00:19:08,081 --> 00:19:09,706
[laughing]
Gosh, you're thin.

481
00:19:09,789 --> 00:19:12,414
We've got to slap
that contraption into shape.

482
00:19:12,498 --> 00:19:14,373
Yay, a missio--

483
00:19:14,456 --> 00:19:16,706
- [water splashing]
- [gurgling]

484
00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:18,248
I forgot how to--
[gurgling]

485
00:19:18,331 --> 00:19:19,414
Swim!

486
00:19:19,498 --> 00:19:22,414
You're an aquatic bird,
Kowalski!

487
00:19:22,498 --> 00:19:23,998
I'm a beaver?

488
00:19:24,081 --> 00:19:26,914
Rico, go diving for dummies.

489
00:19:26,998 --> 00:19:28,539
[water splashing]

490
00:19:28,623 --> 00:19:29,789
Ugh!

491
00:19:29,873 --> 00:19:32,081
I want a bungle-free
operation.

492
00:19:32,164 --> 00:19:36,081
Uh, Kowalski,
you're on line duty.

493
00:19:36,164 --> 00:19:39,248
I want you to follow this line.

494
00:19:39,331 --> 00:19:41,456
Now, don't stop
until you reach the end.

495
00:19:41,539 --> 00:19:44,081
Do you comprende?

496
00:19:44,164 --> 00:19:46,498
Do you understand-ay?

497
00:19:46,581 --> 00:19:48,331
I'm on it, Skipper!

498
00:19:48,414 --> 00:19:49,914
Follow the line,
follow the line,

499
00:19:49,998 --> 00:19:51,248
follow the line,
follow the line,

500
00:19:51,331 --> 00:19:52,664
follow the line,
follow the line,

501
00:19:52,748 --> 00:19:53,914
follow the line,
follow the line.

502
00:19:53,998 --> 00:19:56,914
Follow the--whoa, look out!

503
00:19:56,998 --> 00:20:00,498
Ahhh!
I've lost the line!

504
00:20:00,581 --> 00:20:02,539
Where is the line?

505
00:20:02,623 --> 00:20:04,831
You just crossed it,
buddy boy.

506
00:20:04,914 --> 00:20:06,664
[wailing]

507
00:20:06,748 --> 00:20:08,081
Ugh!

508
00:20:10,123 --> 00:20:12,289
[machine beeping]

509
00:20:12,373 --> 00:20:14,373
One fish? Ridiculous!

510
00:20:14,456 --> 00:20:16,998
Let's slap a zero
on that bad boy.

511
00:20:17,081 --> 00:20:18,456
[machine beeping]

512
00:20:18,539 --> 00:20:20,456
Ten fish?
Well done, Skipper!

513
00:20:20,539 --> 00:20:21,623
Mmm, good,

514
00:20:21,706 --> 00:20:23,123
but it's missing a little something.

515
00:20:23,206 --> 00:20:24,456
Ooh, I know.

516
00:20:24,539 --> 00:20:27,789
- [machine beeping]
- [all cheering]

517
00:20:27,873 --> 00:20:31,081
Just got to let these computers
know who's boss.

518
00:20:32,664 --> 00:20:34,123
Ugh!

519
00:20:34,206 --> 00:20:36,123
I was in a tree.

520
00:20:36,206 --> 00:20:39,123
Listen to me, com-pu-ter.

521
00:20:39,206 --> 00:20:40,956
I am the boss!

522
00:20:41,039 --> 00:20:43,873
[laughing]

523
00:20:43,956 --> 00:20:46,831
Hey, guys, I added
eleventeen zeros.

524
00:20:46,914 --> 00:20:48,039
I--oy!

525
00:20:48,123 --> 00:20:49,623
[wails]

526
00:20:51,581 --> 00:20:52,831
Aghh! Ugh! Ah!

527
00:20:52,914 --> 00:20:55,664
No, no, I do not want
penguin for lunch.

528
00:20:55,748 --> 00:20:57,164
Gives me the gases.

529
00:20:57,248 --> 00:20:59,123
Perhaps another waterbird.

530
00:20:59,206 --> 00:21:01,914
Uh, is the beaver fresh today?

531
00:21:01,998 --> 00:21:03,956
Nothing personal.
You understand.

532
00:21:04,039 --> 00:21:05,748
Aigh! Ugh.

533
00:21:07,081 --> 00:21:08,206
[gasps]

534
00:21:08,289 --> 00:21:10,831
Line, I found you!

535
00:21:10,914 --> 00:21:12,998
Ah, boys, it won't be long

536
00:21:13,081 --> 00:21:14,831
before we're hip-deep
in halibut.

537
00:21:14,914 --> 00:21:16,831
Oh, Skipper!

538
00:21:16,914 --> 00:21:19,831
I lost the line for a while,
but I found it again!

539
00:21:19,914 --> 00:21:21,789
Hey, ow!

540
00:21:21,873 --> 00:21:23,748
Hey!

541
00:21:23,831 --> 00:21:25,914
Hey, hey!
It's raining fish.

542
00:21:25,998 --> 00:21:27,373
Ow, my head.

543
00:21:27,456 --> 00:21:29,748
Skipper, I think that might be
more than 100 fish.

544
00:21:29,831 --> 00:21:33,289
Help!
I forgot how to swim in fish!

545
00:21:36,956 --> 00:21:38,623
Kowalski!

546
00:21:38,706 --> 00:21:39,664
[sniffing]

547
00:21:39,748 --> 00:21:42,206
Hmm, fish?

548
00:21:42,289 --> 00:21:44,539
Yep, that's fish.

549
00:21:44,623 --> 00:21:46,956
Mmm, I like fish.

550
00:21:47,039 --> 00:21:49,289
They taste nummy...

551
00:21:49,373 --> 00:21:51,164
and they have googly eyes...

552
00:21:53,373 --> 00:21:55,206
and they travel in schools.

553
00:21:57,123 --> 00:22:00,164
Schools.
That's 'cause they're so smart.

554
00:22:01,289 --> 00:22:03,414
No, that's not right.

555
00:22:03,498 --> 00:22:05,331
Fish are stupid, but--

556
00:22:06,998 --> 00:22:09,789
eureka!

557
00:22:09,873 --> 00:22:12,914
Oh, the brain is back, baby!

558
00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:15,039
Kowalski, are you smart again?

559
00:22:15,123 --> 00:22:16,664
Or at least less stupid?

560
00:22:16,748 --> 00:22:19,456
Do alkaline earth metals
have a plus two charge?

561
00:22:19,539 --> 00:22:20,748
He's back.

562
00:22:20,831 --> 00:22:24,623
But how did you restore
your beautiful mind?

563
00:22:24,706 --> 00:22:27,748
- Fish are brain food.
- Brain food?

564
00:22:27,831 --> 00:22:30,873
Yes, you see fish are rich
in omega-3 fatty acids,

565
00:22:30,956 --> 00:22:32,706
like eicosapentaenoic acid,

566
00:22:32,789 --> 00:22:35,414
and its brainy buddy,
docosahexaenoic acid.

567
00:22:35,498 --> 00:22:37,539
Boring!

568
00:22:37,623 --> 00:22:39,623
It sure is nice to have
the old Kowalski back.

569
00:22:39,706 --> 00:22:41,873
[loud explosion]

570
00:22:41,956 --> 00:22:44,248
It sure is, young private.

571
00:22:45,831 --> 00:22:48,706
[dramatic music]

572
00:22:48,789 --> 00:22:55,706
♪ ♪