1 00:00:03,331 --> 00:00:04,331 [bell tolls] 2 00:00:04,414 --> 00:00:07,331 [brassy detective music] 3 00:00:07,414 --> 00:00:14,664 ♪ ♪ 4 00:00:22,748 --> 00:00:24,581 - Hit it. - ♪ Hey-oh, yah, hah ♪ 5 00:00:24,664 --> 00:00:26,456 - ♪ Oh, hey-oh ♪ - Yeah. 6 00:00:26,539 --> 00:00:29,706 - ♪ Hey-oh ♪ - ♪ Yeah, oh-hey-oh ♪ 7 00:00:30,998 --> 00:00:34,123 [brassy detective music] 8 00:00:34,206 --> 00:00:36,539 ♪ ♪ 9 00:00:36,623 --> 00:00:37,831 [camera shutter clicks] 10 00:00:37,914 --> 00:00:40,789 Cute and cuddly, boys. 11 00:00:43,748 --> 00:00:46,664 [ominous orchestral music] 12 00:00:46,748 --> 00:00:54,123 ♪ ♪ 13 00:00:54,206 --> 00:00:55,914 Impact imminent. 14 00:00:56,956 --> 00:00:58,498 Appears to be a meteor, Skipper, 15 00:00:58,581 --> 00:00:59,956 coming in hot and fast. 16 00:01:00,039 --> 00:01:03,081 Something tells me this is not good at all. 17 00:01:03,164 --> 00:01:05,331 I've got a visual. 18 00:01:08,206 --> 00:01:09,539 Give me the worst-case scenario. 19 00:01:09,623 --> 00:01:11,456 It wipes out the entire Eastern Seaboard. 20 00:01:11,539 --> 00:01:14,164 - Oh. - Best-case scenario? 21 00:01:14,248 --> 00:01:17,831 Um, Ohio is suddenly Beachfront property. 22 00:01:17,914 --> 00:01:19,498 Ah, Cleveland! 23 00:01:19,581 --> 00:01:20,664 Negatory. 24 00:01:20,748 --> 00:01:22,206 I like the beach where it is. 25 00:01:22,289 --> 00:01:23,414 Rico! 26 00:01:27,039 --> 00:01:28,164 Meteors can do that? 27 00:01:28,248 --> 00:01:29,789 Well, technically speaking, 28 00:01:29,873 --> 00:01:31,039 nuh-uh! 29 00:01:31,123 --> 00:01:33,164 Brace for impact! 30 00:01:34,456 --> 00:01:36,831 - Is that... - It can't be. 31 00:01:36,914 --> 00:01:38,331 But it is. It's... 32 00:01:38,414 --> 00:01:39,664 Lemmy! 33 00:01:39,748 --> 00:01:41,581 Come back home. 34 00:01:42,748 --> 00:01:44,789 Oh, how I have missed-- 35 00:01:44,873 --> 00:01:46,373 oh! That's hot! Hot! 36 00:01:46,456 --> 00:01:48,456 - Too hot to handle? - Of course not, Maurice. 37 00:01:48,539 --> 00:01:51,581 Mort will give the royal "welcome home" hug. 38 00:01:51,664 --> 00:01:52,706 Go ahead. 39 00:01:52,789 --> 00:01:53,789 [sizzling] 40 00:01:53,873 --> 00:01:55,206 [screams] 41 00:01:55,289 --> 00:01:57,123 I still don't like robot. 42 00:01:57,206 --> 00:02:00,748 70 million miles to Mars and back! 43 00:02:00,831 --> 00:02:02,623 Give it up for craftsmanship. 44 00:02:02,706 --> 00:02:03,998 But why did he come back here? 45 00:02:04,081 --> 00:02:06,789 Silly penguin, this is his home. 46 00:02:06,873 --> 00:02:08,414 Hold on. Last we saw, 47 00:02:08,498 --> 00:02:10,831 the robot was in the grips of an evil space squid. 48 00:02:10,914 --> 00:02:12,539 How'd you escape, Lemmy? 49 00:02:14,873 --> 00:02:17,914 Of course, the penguin fighting techniques we taught you. 50 00:02:17,998 --> 00:02:19,331 Hmm, sorry. 51 00:02:19,414 --> 00:02:22,456 Those are the dance moves I taught him. 52 00:02:22,539 --> 00:02:23,623 Go, Lemmy. 53 00:02:23,706 --> 00:02:25,456 Bust a movement. 54 00:02:27,331 --> 00:02:29,164 Ah, not sure what that is, though. 55 00:02:29,248 --> 00:02:31,039 - That's one of yours. - Nope! 56 00:02:31,123 --> 00:02:34,206 That's definitely one of your la-dee-da moves. 57 00:02:34,289 --> 00:02:37,206 I think he's trying to tell us something. 58 00:02:37,289 --> 00:02:39,123 If I'm reading these signs right, 59 00:02:39,206 --> 00:02:40,498 he's saying... 60 00:02:42,581 --> 00:02:43,664 [boom] 61 00:02:46,164 --> 00:02:47,706 [growling] 62 00:02:47,789 --> 00:02:49,664 Space squid! [screams] 63 00:02:51,831 --> 00:02:53,081 You broke robot. 64 00:02:53,164 --> 00:02:55,123 [laughs] Thank you, Squiddy! 65 00:02:55,206 --> 00:02:56,498 Mort, no! 66 00:02:57,748 --> 00:02:59,331 [splat] 67 00:03:00,331 --> 00:03:02,331 Ah! It has heisted my boomy box. 68 00:03:02,414 --> 00:03:04,373 And I can't move me. 69 00:03:04,456 --> 00:03:06,748 Mort, must it always be about you? 70 00:03:06,831 --> 00:03:10,373 Mort is experiencing complete and total immobilization... 71 00:03:10,456 --> 00:03:11,706 Yay. 72 00:03:11,789 --> 00:03:13,248 Though he retains the power of speech, 73 00:03:13,331 --> 00:03:14,873 which should be obvious. 74 00:03:14,998 --> 00:03:16,331 How long will it last? 75 00:03:16,414 --> 00:03:18,248 - A week, maybe two. - Dandy. 76 00:03:18,331 --> 00:03:20,706 What am I supposed to do with him until then? 77 00:03:20,789 --> 00:03:23,039 I could be a feet rest. 78 00:03:23,123 --> 00:03:24,956 Oh, that's a good idea, Mort. 79 00:03:25,039 --> 00:03:26,789 Mmm. 80 00:03:26,873 --> 00:03:30,081 Happiness is a warm foot. 81 00:03:30,164 --> 00:03:31,914 Eh... 82 00:03:31,998 --> 00:03:33,331 no. 83 00:03:33,414 --> 00:03:35,164 Well, the news about Lemmy is better. 84 00:03:35,248 --> 00:03:37,123 His self-repair protocols have activated, 85 00:03:37,206 --> 00:03:39,289 and the head is already unlocked. 86 00:03:39,373 --> 00:03:41,873 In a few hours, Lemmy will be fully operational. 87 00:03:41,956 --> 00:03:45,039 Fantastic. We need every man on his feet and fighting. 88 00:03:45,123 --> 00:03:47,456 - Or dancing. - Twinkle toes ain't gonna 89 00:03:47,539 --> 00:03:49,456 squash this squid, Ringtail. 90 00:03:49,539 --> 00:03:52,081 Skipper, are you sure the space squid is evil? 91 00:03:52,164 --> 00:03:53,456 This could be a wonderful chance 92 00:03:53,539 --> 00:03:55,873 to make friends across the stars. 93 00:03:55,956 --> 00:03:57,873 Skipper, may I? 94 00:03:57,956 --> 00:03:59,873 Naive nonsense, Private. 95 00:03:59,956 --> 00:04:03,331 Do you know what a lifetime devoted to Sci-Fi movies 96 00:04:03,414 --> 00:04:04,873 - has taught me? - What, you'll never be 97 00:04:04,956 --> 00:04:07,539 - a big hit with the ladies? - Besides that. 98 00:04:07,623 --> 00:04:09,039 Aliens are evil. 99 00:04:09,123 --> 00:04:11,998 They are slimy, disgusting, and ruthlessly determined 100 00:04:12,081 --> 00:04:15,081 to conquer and-or consume the penguin race. 101 00:04:15,164 --> 00:04:17,289 Um, I don't know if this is important-- 102 00:04:17,373 --> 00:04:19,331 seems a little borderline to me-- 103 00:04:19,414 --> 00:04:22,081 but Squiddy is taking your talking box. 104 00:04:22,164 --> 00:04:23,581 Grab it! 105 00:04:24,581 --> 00:04:25,956 Yeah, I'm not touching that. 106 00:04:26,039 --> 00:04:27,289 I hear ya. 107 00:04:30,664 --> 00:04:32,248 [growling] 108 00:04:46,789 --> 00:04:48,706 It got... bigger. 109 00:04:48,789 --> 00:04:50,664 Keen insight, Kowalski. 110 00:04:50,748 --> 00:04:51,873 You see, Lemmy, 111 00:04:51,956 --> 00:04:55,248 penguins lack the panache. 112 00:04:55,331 --> 00:04:57,206 Look, this is a complex situation 113 00:04:57,289 --> 00:04:59,123 with a lot of variables in play. 114 00:04:59,206 --> 00:05:00,873 You understand, don't you, Lemmy? 115 00:05:00,956 --> 00:05:04,039 See, Lemmy gets that sometimes we're forced to... 116 00:05:04,123 --> 00:05:05,539 improvise plans. 117 00:05:05,623 --> 00:05:08,914 Yes, plans like "grab it." 118 00:05:08,998 --> 00:05:10,498 You got a better idea? 119 00:05:10,581 --> 00:05:12,373 Let's say we should split into teams, 120 00:05:12,456 --> 00:05:14,789 spread out over the zoo, and trap this spacey squid. 121 00:05:14,873 --> 00:05:16,206 That's the most-- 122 00:05:16,289 --> 00:05:17,581 Wait, did that actually make sense? 123 00:05:17,664 --> 00:05:19,498 Well, you know, by pure random chance, 124 00:05:19,581 --> 00:05:21,581 he was bound to have a good idea sooner or later. 125 00:05:21,664 --> 00:05:23,748 Kowalski, Rico, you've got the eastern quadrant. 126 00:05:23,831 --> 00:05:25,956 Private, take the lemurs and canvass the north. 127 00:05:26,039 --> 00:05:27,581 And, Lemmy, you're with me. 128 00:05:27,664 --> 00:05:29,081 Uh, no. 129 00:05:29,164 --> 00:05:30,789 Lemmy should be with me. 130 00:05:30,873 --> 00:05:32,789 I am his mojo mentor, 131 00:05:32,873 --> 00:05:34,414 his soul sensei. 132 00:05:34,498 --> 00:05:35,623 Wrong. 133 00:05:35,706 --> 00:05:37,748 Lemmy's a fighter, not a prancer. 134 00:05:37,831 --> 00:05:39,373 Give it! Give it! 135 00:05:39,456 --> 00:05:42,123 Uh, fine. You can come with us. 136 00:05:43,914 --> 00:05:45,289 Hmm? 137 00:05:46,331 --> 00:05:47,873 Ahem. 138 00:05:47,956 --> 00:05:51,998 And just what, may I ask, are you doing in my habitat? 139 00:05:52,081 --> 00:05:53,456 That's classified, 140 00:05:53,539 --> 00:05:55,831 need-to-know, and top secret. 141 00:05:55,914 --> 00:05:58,123 I'm picking up extraterrestrial energy. 142 00:05:58,206 --> 00:05:59,623 It definitely came through here. 143 00:05:59,706 --> 00:06:02,539 Wait a minute. Extraterrestrial energy? 144 00:06:02,623 --> 00:06:05,123 Like I said, "need-to-know." 145 00:06:05,206 --> 00:06:06,581 Well, I think I need to know. 146 00:06:06,664 --> 00:06:08,956 When you wake up, all you will recall 147 00:06:09,039 --> 00:06:11,623 is that we spoke of sports and weather. 148 00:06:14,248 --> 00:06:17,498 [clicking pen vigorously] 149 00:06:17,581 --> 00:06:19,873 Um, why are you clicking that pen? 150 00:06:19,956 --> 00:06:23,248 Uh, I thought this was my sonic brain eraser. 151 00:06:24,248 --> 00:06:25,706 My bad. 152 00:06:26,873 --> 00:06:28,623 [clicking pen] 153 00:06:31,039 --> 00:06:31,998 [clattering] 154 00:06:32,081 --> 00:06:33,164 There it is. 155 00:06:33,248 --> 00:06:34,748 [screams] 156 00:06:36,206 --> 00:06:38,081 Ah! What's going on? 157 00:06:38,164 --> 00:06:39,456 Nothing, nothing at all. 158 00:06:39,539 --> 00:06:41,331 Um, don't mind us, Marlene. 159 00:06:41,414 --> 00:06:43,206 We're just looking for, um, something. 160 00:06:43,289 --> 00:06:45,081 Back to sleep now. Nighty night. 161 00:06:45,164 --> 00:06:46,581 Yeah, don't think so. 162 00:06:46,664 --> 00:06:48,498 Not until you-- what are you holding? 163 00:06:48,581 --> 00:06:50,498 Homemade friendship bracelets 164 00:06:50,581 --> 00:06:52,039 for that thing we're looking for. 165 00:06:52,123 --> 00:06:53,498 For that thing. 166 00:06:53,581 --> 00:06:55,164 You're looking for-- that thing is alive. 167 00:06:55,248 --> 00:06:56,331 That thing is alive and in here? 168 00:06:56,414 --> 00:06:57,498 What is it? 169 00:06:57,581 --> 00:06:58,998 That's a little hard to say. 170 00:06:59,081 --> 00:07:00,456 But on a positive note, 171 00:07:00,539 --> 00:07:01,831 I don't think it's in here any longer. 172 00:07:01,914 --> 00:07:03,956 All right, you two, out of here. 173 00:07:04,039 --> 00:07:06,539 And tomorrow we're going to have a nice long chat 174 00:07:06,623 --> 00:07:08,414 - about boundaries. - Would you at least 175 00:07:08,498 --> 00:07:09,831 like one of these friendship bracelets? 176 00:07:09,914 --> 00:07:11,914 You are too much. Yes, thank you. 177 00:07:16,373 --> 00:07:17,914 Easy. 178 00:07:17,998 --> 00:07:20,539 Danger could lurk around any darkened corner. 179 00:07:20,623 --> 00:07:23,498 Lemmy, you are like Christmas morning, 180 00:07:23,581 --> 00:07:25,039 full of surprises. 181 00:07:25,123 --> 00:07:26,706 Ha-ha! Check it out. 182 00:07:26,789 --> 00:07:28,289 I'm clubbing. 183 00:07:28,373 --> 00:07:30,539 [imitates dance beat] ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 184 00:07:30,623 --> 00:07:32,373 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ Yeah. 185 00:07:32,456 --> 00:07:34,956 Clubbing is not in Lemmy's mission parameters. 186 00:07:35,039 --> 00:07:38,206 Lemmy's mission is to have a good time 187 00:07:38,289 --> 00:07:39,956 all the time. 188 00:07:40,039 --> 00:07:41,331 Give it! 189 00:07:41,414 --> 00:07:42,914 What is that? 190 00:07:42,998 --> 00:07:45,206 Uh, what? I don't see anything. 191 00:07:45,289 --> 00:07:47,248 Exactly. The boom box, 192 00:07:47,331 --> 00:07:49,414 the talking toy, now this umbrella. 193 00:07:49,498 --> 00:07:51,039 What's this squid's game? 194 00:07:51,123 --> 00:07:54,914 Hmm, obviously he's going to play with the toy 195 00:07:54,998 --> 00:07:58,706 in a rainstorm while rocking a few choice tunes. 196 00:07:58,789 --> 00:08:01,206 Well, idiot mode is engaged again. 197 00:08:01,289 --> 00:08:04,206 Really? Who is this "idiot mode"? 198 00:08:04,289 --> 00:08:07,123 I do not know him or to whom he is engaged. 199 00:08:07,206 --> 00:08:09,498 - When's the wedding? - Green corn tamales! 200 00:08:09,581 --> 00:08:11,414 Round up the others and get to that clock tower. 201 00:08:11,498 --> 00:08:13,414 - Asap. - What? Why? 202 00:08:13,498 --> 00:08:16,914 [growling] 203 00:08:16,998 --> 00:08:19,123 [lightning crackling] 204 00:08:19,206 --> 00:08:20,998 [electronic beeping] 205 00:08:25,706 --> 00:08:28,414 Maybe this is all just a big misunderstanding. 206 00:08:28,498 --> 00:08:30,248 Maybe it just wants to phone home 207 00:08:30,331 --> 00:08:31,956 to his little space friends. 208 00:08:32,998 --> 00:08:35,539 Planet ripe for invasion. 209 00:08:35,623 --> 00:08:37,414 Send entire fleet. 210 00:08:37,498 --> 00:08:39,248 Okay. 211 00:08:39,331 --> 00:08:42,289 Maybe invasion means something completely different to the-- 212 00:08:42,373 --> 00:08:44,248 yeah, I give up. Get him! 213 00:08:44,331 --> 00:08:47,789 Gentlemen, take that sucker-covered sucker down. 214 00:08:47,873 --> 00:08:50,623 Um, I'll just stay here, then. 215 00:08:53,789 --> 00:08:55,748 Ah! I'm immobilized. 216 00:08:55,831 --> 00:08:58,914 No, I still retain the power of-- 217 00:08:58,998 --> 00:09:00,081 Ow! 218 00:09:01,373 --> 00:09:03,039 This all sounds very exciting. 219 00:09:03,123 --> 00:09:04,623 Are we winning? 220 00:09:04,706 --> 00:09:06,331 What are we supposed to do when we get to it? 221 00:09:06,414 --> 00:09:08,039 Huddle up. You fight it 222 00:09:08,123 --> 00:09:11,831 while I cheer you vigorously from a safe distance. 223 00:09:13,039 --> 00:09:14,456 I'm hit! 224 00:09:14,539 --> 00:09:16,206 Oh, yeah, great. Leave it all up to me. 225 00:09:16,289 --> 00:09:17,831 How typical. 226 00:09:17,914 --> 00:09:21,164 Um, could someone spare a moment and turn me around? 227 00:09:21,248 --> 00:09:23,039 And pick me up. 228 00:09:23,123 --> 00:09:24,706 [growling] 229 00:09:27,789 --> 00:09:28,873 Uh-oh. 230 00:09:32,664 --> 00:09:34,623 - [loud explosion] - Ah! 231 00:09:34,706 --> 00:09:37,331 Okay, Lemmy. We're the last men standing, 232 00:09:37,414 --> 00:09:39,331 except we're not really men, 233 00:09:39,414 --> 00:09:41,664 and you can't stand. 234 00:09:41,748 --> 00:09:44,123 Point is, we can get the drop on this squid, 235 00:09:44,206 --> 00:09:46,373 but we gotta do this quiet. 236 00:09:46,456 --> 00:09:49,331 One wrong move can-- Ah! 237 00:09:49,414 --> 00:09:51,039 Have you busted the Squiddy yet? 238 00:09:52,164 --> 00:09:53,539 [growling] 239 00:09:54,498 --> 00:09:56,039 Nice job, Ringtail. 240 00:09:56,123 --> 00:10:00,373 Um, this is more of that idiot mode sarcasm, yes? 241 00:10:00,456 --> 00:10:03,081 Uh-oh. I blame you! 242 00:10:04,414 --> 00:10:06,081 Lemmy, it's you. 243 00:10:06,164 --> 00:10:07,623 Sort of. 244 00:10:13,498 --> 00:10:14,789 Duck! 245 00:10:16,248 --> 00:10:17,206 Attabot. 246 00:10:17,289 --> 00:10:18,706 Now use the mantis chop. 247 00:10:19,956 --> 00:10:22,373 Oh, no. Spin into a moonwalk 248 00:10:22,456 --> 00:10:24,623 or better yet, a Mars walk. 249 00:10:27,456 --> 00:10:29,498 Serpent strike! 250 00:10:29,581 --> 00:10:31,373 Head slide. 251 00:10:31,456 --> 00:10:32,789 Monkey kick. 252 00:10:33,664 --> 00:10:35,539 Sidestep through the corkscrew. 253 00:10:36,581 --> 00:10:37,623 Lunge slam. 254 00:10:37,706 --> 00:10:39,039 Cannonball puncture. 255 00:10:39,123 --> 00:10:40,623 Mr. Fury. 256 00:10:41,789 --> 00:10:42,998 Open jazz hands. 257 00:10:48,956 --> 00:10:50,539 [all cheering] 258 00:10:50,623 --> 00:10:52,998 Oh, so we won, then, did we? 259 00:10:54,831 --> 00:10:57,248 Soldier, I salute you too. 260 00:10:57,331 --> 00:10:59,039 Or I would if I could. 261 00:10:59,123 --> 00:11:00,914 It's the thought that counts, right? 262 00:11:00,998 --> 00:11:02,581 Yes, Lemmy. 263 00:11:02,664 --> 00:11:05,414 Boogie your little titanium feet off. 264 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:07,164 I--whoa! 265 00:11:10,831 --> 00:11:13,164 Will we ever see him again? 266 00:11:13,248 --> 00:11:15,748 Sure, once he's shown those milk-soft Martians 267 00:11:15,831 --> 00:11:17,414 what we do to their kind 268 00:11:17,498 --> 00:11:19,456 here on the good old U.S. of Earth. 269 00:11:19,539 --> 00:11:22,248 Yeah. Hey, so how long did you say 270 00:11:22,331 --> 00:11:24,706 we're going to be like this? A week or two? 271 00:11:24,789 --> 00:11:26,956 Yes, I'm afraid so. 272 00:11:27,039 --> 00:11:28,206 Okay, folks. 273 00:11:28,289 --> 00:11:30,164 We start hopping like tiny bunnies now, 274 00:11:30,248 --> 00:11:32,914 we should get back to our habitats by Sunday. 275 00:11:32,998 --> 00:11:34,498 So move out. 276 00:11:34,581 --> 00:11:36,081 Tiny bunnies, tiny bunnies. 277 00:11:36,164 --> 00:11:37,956 Tiny bunnies, tiny bunnies. 278 00:11:39,831 --> 00:11:42,206 - Tin-ooh! - Tiny bunnies. 279 00:11:45,997 --> 00:11:48,539 [jazzy piano music] 280 00:11:48,622 --> 00:11:55,414 ♪ ♪ 281 00:11:55,497 --> 00:11:58,372 [snoring] 282 00:11:58,456 --> 00:12:00,872 Up and at 'em, Marlene! 283 00:12:00,956 --> 00:12:02,581 - What? - We need your help 284 00:12:02,664 --> 00:12:04,414 on a five-man operation. 285 00:12:04,497 --> 00:12:06,997 Okay. Okay, 15 more minutes. 286 00:12:07,081 --> 00:12:08,622 Uh! 287 00:12:08,706 --> 00:12:11,831 [groaning] 288 00:12:14,664 --> 00:12:17,039 Thanks for your assistance, Marlene. 289 00:12:22,539 --> 00:12:23,914 [shudders] 290 00:12:23,997 --> 00:12:25,789 My theory is confirmed. 291 00:12:25,872 --> 00:12:28,622 Sewer sludge is indeed quite gross. 292 00:12:28,706 --> 00:12:30,164 Yeah, I could have told you that. 293 00:12:30,247 --> 00:12:31,789 [thunderous rumbling] 294 00:12:31,872 --> 00:12:33,872 We all could've, but Kowalski likes to crunch 295 00:12:33,956 --> 00:12:35,872 - the data for himself. - Fine, but the next time 296 00:12:35,956 --> 00:12:37,456 you have a five-man operation, 297 00:12:37,539 --> 00:12:40,539 maybe wake up somebody else, like Maurice or Joey 298 00:12:40,622 --> 00:12:42,039 or, I don't know, how about Bert? 299 00:12:42,122 --> 00:12:44,289 - Cause he's, you know, a "he"! - Marlene, 300 00:12:44,372 --> 00:12:46,706 I have an unfailing sense for matching a mission 301 00:12:46,789 --> 00:12:48,206 with the perfect personnel. 302 00:12:48,289 --> 00:12:49,956 - It's true! - You were the right guy 303 00:12:50,039 --> 00:12:52,997 - for the job. - Guy? I'm not a-- [sighing] 304 00:12:53,081 --> 00:12:55,872 Okay, you know what? You know what? Good night. 305 00:12:56,706 --> 00:12:58,039 Aah. 306 00:12:59,497 --> 00:13:00,831 Ugh! 307 00:13:00,956 --> 00:13:02,831 Wait, wait-- you want me to judge what? 308 00:13:02,914 --> 00:13:04,372 A burping contest! 309 00:13:04,456 --> 00:13:06,164 We need someone unfair and impartial. 310 00:13:06,247 --> 00:13:08,956 And I was the right "guy" for the job? 311 00:13:09,039 --> 00:13:11,289 Yeah! Fire when ready! 312 00:13:11,372 --> 00:13:14,581 [all belching] 313 00:13:17,247 --> 00:13:20,039 Okay, well, ugh! That was pretty disgusting. 314 00:13:20,122 --> 00:13:22,997 Good ol' trout innards marinated in cod innards. 315 00:13:23,081 --> 00:13:25,372 - Never fails. - [burps] 316 00:13:25,456 --> 00:13:26,831 I just ate a can of kippers 317 00:13:26,914 --> 00:13:29,206 three years past the expiration date! 318 00:13:29,289 --> 00:13:33,164 - [gagging] - Stop, stop! Stop! 319 00:13:33,247 --> 00:13:37,164 How dare you have a contest of stinky burps without the king! 320 00:13:37,247 --> 00:13:40,581 My royal burps have brought down entire dynasties. 321 00:13:40,664 --> 00:13:42,622 Oh, really? 322 00:13:42,706 --> 00:13:43,789 Yeah? 323 00:13:43,872 --> 00:13:46,039 Yeah, get a whiff of this! 324 00:13:47,831 --> 00:13:49,456 [burps] 325 00:13:49,539 --> 00:13:51,747 Ugh! 326 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:55,081 [burping continues] 327 00:13:59,622 --> 00:14:03,539 I can't-- I can't-- Ugh! 328 00:14:03,622 --> 00:14:06,997 Three, four, five, six-- 329 00:14:07,081 --> 00:14:09,747 Yo, Alice, how many school groups we got today? 330 00:14:09,831 --> 00:14:13,372 Three. Four, five, six-- 331 00:14:13,456 --> 00:14:15,872 - What time you taking lunch? - 1:00. 332 00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:17,956 Two, three, four-- 333 00:14:18,039 --> 00:14:20,372 - One more thing. - Two, three-- 334 00:14:20,456 --> 00:14:23,456 Gah, you're making me lose count of the chlorine! 335 00:14:23,539 --> 00:14:25,331 How many are you supposed to throw in? 336 00:14:25,414 --> 00:14:27,372 No more than eight. Where was I? 337 00:14:27,456 --> 00:14:28,747 I think maybe four. 338 00:14:28,831 --> 00:14:30,664 Five, six-- 339 00:14:30,747 --> 00:14:33,206 [yawns] Yuck! 340 00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:36,164 Wow, what a disgusting night. 341 00:14:36,956 --> 00:14:38,289 [splashes] 342 00:14:44,789 --> 00:14:45,747 Ah! 343 00:14:45,831 --> 00:14:47,122 Crescent wrench. 344 00:14:47,206 --> 00:14:48,664 Needle-nose. 345 00:14:48,747 --> 00:14:50,289 - Hey, guys! - Gaga! 346 00:14:50,372 --> 00:14:52,997 Great balls of fire! 347 00:14:53,081 --> 00:14:55,372 You will never believe this. 348 00:14:55,456 --> 00:14:56,914 [giggling] Hello. 349 00:14:56,997 --> 00:14:58,914 I'm beautiful. I mean, you're beaut-- 350 00:14:58,997 --> 00:15:01,039 I mean, you're new here! 351 00:15:01,122 --> 00:15:03,747 Kowalski, tell me about her. 352 00:15:03,831 --> 00:15:06,456 There is only one explanation for this. 353 00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:09,789 Our zoo is now home to an Arctic mink! 354 00:15:09,872 --> 00:15:11,831 - What? - This is a rare opportunity 355 00:15:11,914 --> 00:15:14,039 to study an endangered species. 356 00:15:14,122 --> 00:15:15,956 Wait, wait, wait. What are you-- 357 00:15:16,039 --> 00:15:18,456 Subject speaks in single syllables. 358 00:15:18,539 --> 00:15:20,122 That is absolutely-- 359 00:15:20,206 --> 00:15:22,122 Subject's speech is already progressing! 360 00:15:22,206 --> 00:15:24,456 - Aah! - Fascinating! 361 00:15:24,539 --> 00:15:26,206 [mumbling] I'm Arlene. 362 00:15:26,289 --> 00:15:27,414 Arlene! 363 00:15:27,497 --> 00:15:30,039 - Arlene! - Arlene! 364 00:15:30,122 --> 00:15:31,622 Even her name's adorable. 365 00:15:31,706 --> 00:15:34,206 - Skipper? - She said my name! 366 00:15:34,289 --> 00:15:36,872 You're right, Skipper. You seem a bit gobsmacked. 367 00:15:36,956 --> 00:15:38,831 [giggling] Isn't Private weird? 368 00:15:38,914 --> 00:15:41,081 Not too close now, Skipper, 369 00:15:41,164 --> 00:15:42,789 I have barely begun my research. 370 00:15:42,872 --> 00:15:44,206 Are you guys serious? 371 00:15:44,289 --> 00:15:45,664 You guys really, really think that I'm-- 372 00:15:45,747 --> 00:15:47,122 [laughing] 373 00:15:47,206 --> 00:15:48,539 [whistles] 374 00:15:48,622 --> 00:15:50,331 Thank you so much. 375 00:15:50,414 --> 00:15:52,581 I thought I was having a bad fur day, 376 00:15:52,664 --> 00:15:56,706 but now I realize how utterly impossible that would be. 377 00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:57,872 And... 378 00:15:57,956 --> 00:15:59,497 Oh, snap. 379 00:15:59,581 --> 00:16:01,164 Who is the new snow bunny? 380 00:16:01,247 --> 00:16:03,747 Arlene. She's a rare Arctic mink. 381 00:16:03,831 --> 00:16:05,497 Okay, whoa! 382 00:16:05,581 --> 00:16:06,872 And I saw her first. 383 00:16:06,956 --> 00:16:09,831 She is a rare breed! Just like myself. 384 00:16:09,914 --> 00:16:12,539 A match made in the heavens! 385 00:16:13,622 --> 00:16:16,164 - Maurice. Maurice! - What? 386 00:16:16,247 --> 00:16:19,039 Play the royal courtship music! 387 00:16:19,122 --> 00:16:22,331 The sky spirits have sent me a queen! 388 00:16:22,414 --> 00:16:24,331 - What? - Monosyllabic regression. 389 00:16:24,414 --> 00:16:26,539 Queen? Right away, Your Majesty! 390 00:16:26,622 --> 00:16:28,747 Queen? Okay, guys. 391 00:16:28,831 --> 00:16:31,747 Big mistake here! Big mistake here! 392 00:16:31,831 --> 00:16:33,539 You're pretty when you're mad. 393 00:16:33,622 --> 00:16:35,372 An agitated Arctic mink 394 00:16:35,456 --> 00:16:37,497 is likely to secrete a putrid fluid 395 00:16:37,581 --> 00:16:39,997 - from its scent gland and-- - ♪ Hey-oh, yah, hah ♪ 396 00:16:40,081 --> 00:16:41,831 ♪ Oh, hey-oh, come on, yeah, dance ♪ 397 00:16:41,914 --> 00:16:42,997 ♪ Hey-oh yeah, oh-hey-oh ♪ 398 00:16:43,081 --> 00:16:45,164 Hey, hey! 399 00:16:45,247 --> 00:16:47,414 - You love it! - Oh, my. See ya. 400 00:16:47,497 --> 00:16:49,289 ♪ Hey-oh, come on, yeah, dance ♪ 401 00:16:49,372 --> 00:16:51,831 ♪ Hey-oh, hee, oh-hey-oh ♪ 402 00:16:51,914 --> 00:16:53,372 ♪ Uh, hit it ♪ 403 00:16:53,456 --> 00:16:57,539 The art of the manly dance overwhelms her. 404 00:16:57,622 --> 00:16:59,122 Wait a sec... 405 00:16:59,206 --> 00:17:03,372 Now, my lovely, do you see anything to your liking? 406 00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:05,706 I could get a nice deal. They know me here. 407 00:17:05,789 --> 00:17:07,539 Well, it's a little early for crown shopping, 408 00:17:07,622 --> 00:17:10,081 because as I've been trying to explain-- 409 00:17:10,164 --> 00:17:12,081 Ooh. She's a crabby one. 410 00:17:12,164 --> 00:17:14,122 I am really Mar-- Ooh, that one's nice. 411 00:17:14,206 --> 00:17:16,706 - [giggling] - Huh? 412 00:17:16,789 --> 00:17:18,414 [thuds] 413 00:17:18,497 --> 00:17:19,706 Mm, no. 414 00:17:19,789 --> 00:17:21,206 I don't like the cut of the palm frond, 415 00:17:21,289 --> 00:17:22,789 and there's an inclusion in the back. 416 00:17:22,872 --> 00:17:24,831 The queen's crown must be perfect! 417 00:17:24,914 --> 00:17:26,956 But not more perfect than mine. 418 00:17:27,039 --> 00:17:28,831 - Flawless! - Mort! 419 00:17:28,914 --> 00:17:30,664 No ogling the feet! 420 00:17:30,747 --> 00:17:35,497 Now, how'd you like a tour of my plastic volcano? 421 00:17:36,997 --> 00:17:38,747 Skipper? 422 00:17:38,831 --> 00:17:41,789 Oh! Oh, hey, Arlene! 423 00:17:41,872 --> 00:17:43,414 I was just out for a-- 424 00:17:43,497 --> 00:17:47,081 Okay, okay, so I'm Arlene, just for grins. 425 00:17:47,164 --> 00:17:51,081 And I'm so much different than Marlene, I guess, huh? 426 00:17:51,164 --> 00:17:53,289 Well, yeah! 427 00:17:53,372 --> 00:17:56,206 Okay, 'cause I-- 'cause I look different? 428 00:17:56,289 --> 00:17:59,206 You smell different too, fresh, clean. 429 00:17:59,289 --> 00:18:00,914 Mm-hm. Chlorine-y? 430 00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:03,622 What? [sniffs] Unexpected. 431 00:18:03,706 --> 00:18:05,956 The putrid fluid secreted by the subject 432 00:18:06,039 --> 00:18:07,456 is indeed chlorine-y. 433 00:18:07,539 --> 00:18:10,289 How dare they sniff my queen! 434 00:18:10,372 --> 00:18:12,664 Do they not know the penalty? 435 00:18:12,747 --> 00:18:15,956 Maurice, tell to me the penalty is very bad, yes? 436 00:18:16,039 --> 00:18:17,956 I don't think there is a penalty, Your Majesty. 437 00:18:18,039 --> 00:18:19,456 Okay, you work on that. 438 00:18:19,539 --> 00:18:21,372 I'll step up my woo. 439 00:18:23,122 --> 00:18:24,372 Picnic basket? 440 00:18:24,456 --> 00:18:25,539 Better. 441 00:18:25,622 --> 00:18:27,247 Scientific field kit! 442 00:18:27,331 --> 00:18:29,997 Kowalski, you're a logical guy. 443 00:18:30,081 --> 00:18:32,539 Surely you must know who I really am! 444 00:18:32,622 --> 00:18:34,081 I will soon. 445 00:18:35,914 --> 00:18:38,622 Now, would you prefer to start with the reflex test 446 00:18:38,706 --> 00:18:40,331 or the saliva analysis? 447 00:18:41,247 --> 00:18:44,289 Girl, it's really hard to woo 448 00:18:44,372 --> 00:18:48,247 with these thorns in my lips and my gums! 449 00:18:48,331 --> 00:18:51,122 I'm just going to go home now. 450 00:18:51,206 --> 00:18:54,706 Arlene. Of all the silly, shallow-- 451 00:18:54,789 --> 00:18:56,122 ooh. 452 00:18:56,206 --> 00:18:57,622 It's actually not a bad look. 453 00:18:59,914 --> 00:19:01,164 [manhole cover skids] 454 00:19:01,247 --> 00:19:03,622 Knockety-knock-knock-knock! 455 00:19:05,081 --> 00:19:06,664 Skipper, did you finally figure it out? 456 00:19:06,747 --> 00:19:08,872 That you're bunking with Marlene? 457 00:19:08,956 --> 00:19:10,747 Well, it was in Kowalski's report. 458 00:19:10,831 --> 00:19:12,664 Where is Marlene, by the way? 459 00:19:15,039 --> 00:19:17,539 Does this give you a clue? 460 00:19:23,789 --> 00:19:24,914 No. 461 00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:26,039 How could I have been so blind? 462 00:19:26,122 --> 00:19:27,789 I know, right? 463 00:19:28,706 --> 00:19:30,747 Arlene did something horrible to Marlene! 464 00:19:30,831 --> 00:19:31,747 [dramatic acoustic guitar] 465 00:19:31,831 --> 00:19:33,039 You think so? 466 00:19:33,122 --> 00:19:35,331 Fact: no one's seen Marlene 467 00:19:35,414 --> 00:19:36,747 since Arlene arrived. 468 00:19:36,831 --> 00:19:37,997 [dramatic acoustic guitar] 469 00:19:38,081 --> 00:19:39,414 Maybe it's Marlene 470 00:19:39,497 --> 00:19:40,872 who's the endangered species! 471 00:19:40,956 --> 00:19:42,289 [dramatic acoustic guitar] 472 00:19:42,372 --> 00:19:44,497 Rico, knock it off. This is serious. 473 00:19:44,581 --> 00:19:46,122 Sorry. 474 00:19:46,206 --> 00:19:48,372 Okay, okay. First, Skipper runs out of here 475 00:19:48,456 --> 00:19:49,997 ranting about I don't know what 476 00:19:50,081 --> 00:19:51,497 and now this. 477 00:19:51,581 --> 00:19:55,497 My lady. Your chariot awaits! 478 00:19:55,581 --> 00:19:56,956 It's a throne! 479 00:19:57,039 --> 00:20:00,831 Yes, but when Maurice carries it on his back, 480 00:20:00,914 --> 00:20:02,122 it's kind of a chariot. 481 00:20:02,206 --> 00:20:04,789 Yeah, a chair-i-ot. 482 00:20:04,872 --> 00:20:06,331 Freeze! 483 00:20:07,497 --> 00:20:09,331 - [all gasp] - Secure the exits. 484 00:20:12,164 --> 00:20:14,039 Maurice, what is happening? 485 00:20:14,122 --> 00:20:16,122 I'll ask the questions, Ringtail! 486 00:20:16,206 --> 00:20:18,206 What did you do with Marlene? 487 00:20:18,289 --> 00:20:20,331 What? What are you talking about? 488 00:20:20,414 --> 00:20:23,247 Look, Arlene, if that really is your name... 489 00:20:23,331 --> 00:20:24,831 I'm Marlene! 490 00:20:24,914 --> 00:20:26,456 My pool had too much chlorine! 491 00:20:26,539 --> 00:20:29,664 It bleached my fur. I tried to tell you. 492 00:20:32,539 --> 00:20:35,414 What kind of fool do you take me for? 493 00:20:35,497 --> 00:20:38,372 To be fair, you have to narrow the options down a little. 494 00:20:38,456 --> 00:20:40,664 This is crazy! I'm telling the truth! 495 00:20:40,747 --> 00:20:43,164 Oh, we'll get to the truth all right. 496 00:20:43,247 --> 00:20:45,289 Our way! Kowalski? 497 00:20:45,372 --> 00:20:47,831 Setting device on "super tickle." 498 00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:49,497 Ah! 499 00:20:52,206 --> 00:20:54,039 - I don't get it. - What? 500 00:20:54,122 --> 00:20:55,331 Uh, any of it. 501 00:20:55,414 --> 00:20:56,997 They seem to think Arlene 502 00:20:57,081 --> 00:20:58,456 did something nasty to Marlene, 503 00:20:58,539 --> 00:21:00,206 and now she's a fugitive. 504 00:21:00,289 --> 00:21:02,372 In that case, maybe we need to find a queen 505 00:21:02,456 --> 00:21:05,164 that's less, you know, homicidal. 506 00:21:05,247 --> 00:21:06,664 Help! 507 00:21:06,747 --> 00:21:09,789 [singer humming] 508 00:21:13,747 --> 00:21:15,039 Ooh! 509 00:21:16,872 --> 00:21:19,289 Nice work, fellas. We've got her surrounded. 510 00:21:19,372 --> 00:21:21,039 We know you're in there, Arlene! 511 00:21:21,122 --> 00:21:24,789 And by the way, you actually fell for my tongue-tied routine! 512 00:21:24,872 --> 00:21:26,456 I was just play-acting. 513 00:21:26,539 --> 00:21:28,289 - That was acting? - Yeah. 514 00:21:28,372 --> 00:21:30,289 I'm a good actor, okay? 515 00:21:30,372 --> 00:21:32,539 [engine starting] [tires screeching] 516 00:21:33,539 --> 00:21:35,122 Buttermilk biscuits! 517 00:21:35,206 --> 00:21:37,122 Add grand theft auto to the rap sheet! 518 00:21:37,206 --> 00:21:39,789 [tires screeching] 519 00:21:39,872 --> 00:21:41,414 Ah! 520 00:21:47,789 --> 00:21:48,872 [smack] 521 00:21:49,956 --> 00:21:51,331 Gotcha! 522 00:21:52,914 --> 00:21:54,331 Have fun, Arlene, 523 00:21:54,414 --> 00:21:56,289 in the clutches of justice. 524 00:21:56,372 --> 00:21:57,914 Whose name is Alice! 525 00:21:57,997 --> 00:22:01,747 I can think of no harsher punishment. 526 00:22:04,289 --> 00:22:07,039 Hair dye, hair dye. 527 00:22:07,122 --> 00:22:08,831 Chestnut! 528 00:22:08,914 --> 00:22:09,997 Close enough. 529 00:22:10,081 --> 00:22:11,539 There. 530 00:22:11,622 --> 00:22:13,372 It's like this whole over-chlorination thing 531 00:22:13,456 --> 00:22:14,872 never happened. 532 00:22:16,289 --> 00:22:18,956 [gargling] 533 00:22:19,872 --> 00:22:22,539 Come on, how could you guys not recognize me? I mean-- 534 00:22:22,622 --> 00:22:25,206 Poor Marlene. She's been brainwashed. 535 00:22:25,289 --> 00:22:27,081 Best to just humor her. 536 00:22:27,164 --> 00:22:28,706 Okay. I am serious! 537 00:22:28,789 --> 00:22:30,122 Arlene, 538 00:22:30,206 --> 00:22:32,747 she was as cold as she was hot. 539 00:22:32,831 --> 00:22:34,039 [grumbling] 540 00:22:34,122 --> 00:22:35,706 Yoo-hoo! 541 00:22:35,789 --> 00:22:39,706 King Julien!