1 00:00:03,539 --> 00:00:06,623 [brassy detective music] 2 00:00:13,623 --> 00:00:18,248 [bell tolling "O Come, All Ye Faithful"] 3 00:00:39,956 --> 00:00:43,164 Gentlemen, we are a go-ho-ho. 4 00:00:43,248 --> 00:00:45,373 - [giggling] - I can't believe it's here! 5 00:00:45,456 --> 00:00:48,623 [indistinct chatter] 6 00:00:48,706 --> 00:00:50,331 All right, people. 7 00:00:50,414 --> 00:00:53,248 Time to jangle the jingles and Kris the Kringles. 8 00:00:53,331 --> 00:00:56,664 We are T-minus 14 hours to Kidsmas. 9 00:00:56,748 --> 00:00:59,498 [all cheering] 10 00:00:59,581 --> 00:01:01,414 Mr. Skipper penguin, 11 00:01:01,498 --> 00:01:03,373 is the Kidsmas really here? 12 00:01:03,456 --> 00:01:05,164 You bet your tiny derriere. 13 00:01:05,248 --> 00:01:06,914 But not till morning. 14 00:01:06,998 --> 00:01:09,664 So skedaddle those eager britches on home now. 15 00:01:09,748 --> 00:01:12,414 - all: Aww! - No peeking. 16 00:01:12,498 --> 00:01:14,664 Excuse me? Hi. 17 00:01:14,748 --> 00:01:16,956 So Kidsmas--I'm confused. 18 00:01:17,039 --> 00:01:19,664 This relates to Christmas how, exactly? 19 00:01:19,748 --> 00:01:22,873 Kowalski, get the reptile up to speed. 20 00:01:22,956 --> 00:01:25,914 Well, Roger, every year, the Central Park Zoo closes 21 00:01:25,998 --> 00:01:28,373 from Christmas Eve to the morning of December 26th. 22 00:01:28,456 --> 00:01:31,123 - Also known as Boxing Day. - We're not interested 23 00:01:31,206 --> 00:01:32,831 in your made-up holidays, Private. 24 00:01:32,914 --> 00:01:35,039 - Ooh. - We take advantage 25 00:01:35,123 --> 00:01:36,789 of this human-free environment 26 00:01:36,873 --> 00:01:39,164 to throw a mondo Christmas fiesta 27 00:01:39,248 --> 00:01:41,164 for the animal families of Central Park, 28 00:01:41,248 --> 00:01:43,831 - an event we like to call-- - Kidsmas! 29 00:01:43,914 --> 00:01:46,623 - all: Kidsmas! - Kidsmas! 30 00:01:46,706 --> 00:01:49,748 Tomorrow morning. 31 00:01:49,831 --> 00:01:52,456 Oh. all: Aww. 32 00:01:52,539 --> 00:01:53,873 You know the drill, people, 33 00:01:53,956 --> 00:01:56,456 so open those assignment cards. 34 00:01:58,956 --> 00:02:02,164 And let's go make this the best Kidsmas ever. 35 00:02:02,248 --> 00:02:03,873 - Hey, watch out. - Excuse us. 36 00:02:03,956 --> 00:02:05,748 - Royalty coming through. - Hello? 37 00:02:05,831 --> 00:02:08,664 Who do I give a talking at if my job is stupid 38 00:02:08,748 --> 00:02:10,581 - and lame? - Lame? 39 00:02:10,664 --> 00:02:12,373 Children love the gingerbread house. 40 00:02:12,456 --> 00:02:15,831 Yes, they also love finding crusty things 41 00:02:15,914 --> 00:02:20,039 - in their own noses. - Mine had a kazoo. 42 00:02:20,123 --> 00:02:23,873 - [kazoo buzzes] - I am a king. 43 00:02:23,956 --> 00:02:28,456 I demand the most important of all the Kidsmas tasks. 44 00:02:28,539 --> 00:02:29,914 Demand denied. 45 00:02:29,998 --> 00:02:31,748 Kidsmas is a well-oiled machine 46 00:02:31,831 --> 00:02:33,289 with years of tradition. 47 00:02:33,373 --> 00:02:35,789 Mason always dresses up as zoo Santa. 48 00:02:35,873 --> 00:02:38,831 ♪ Ho, ho, ho ho, ho, ho ♪ 49 00:02:38,914 --> 00:02:41,039 Burt makes his famous peanut nog. 50 00:02:41,123 --> 00:02:43,873 The secret ingredient is peanuts. 51 00:02:43,956 --> 00:02:45,414 And so on. 52 00:02:45,498 --> 00:02:46,664 We're not swapping assignments 53 00:02:46,748 --> 00:02:48,081 the night before the big event. 54 00:02:48,164 --> 00:02:49,873 - End of story. - Oh, really? 55 00:02:49,956 --> 00:02:52,414 What happened to the freedom of changing? 56 00:02:52,498 --> 00:02:55,789 What happened to the rights of the peoples? 57 00:02:55,873 --> 00:02:57,206 I thought this was France! 58 00:02:57,289 --> 00:02:58,914 - America. - No, really. 59 00:02:58,998 --> 00:03:00,373 I seriously thought this was France. 60 00:03:00,456 --> 00:03:01,914 I've been looking for some decent crepes 61 00:03:01,998 --> 00:03:03,706 for, like, three months. 62 00:03:03,789 --> 00:03:06,498 Yo, hey. The little guy's got a point. 63 00:03:06,581 --> 00:03:10,206 Yeah, I'm sick of doing the same job every year. 64 00:03:10,289 --> 00:03:13,123 Yes, the pressure of the lead role is rather brutal. 65 00:03:13,206 --> 00:03:15,914 - Yeah, different. - [indistinct chatter] 66 00:03:15,998 --> 00:03:18,706 We're on an overnight deadline, people. 67 00:03:18,789 --> 00:03:20,623 - There's no time to-- - Yes! 68 00:03:20,706 --> 00:03:22,789 Let's mixy-mix the Kidsmas. 69 00:03:22,873 --> 00:03:24,623 Hey! 70 00:03:24,706 --> 00:03:25,914 [grumbles] 71 00:03:28,873 --> 00:03:33,039 Hey, music. That's perfect for me. 72 00:03:33,123 --> 00:03:35,623 All right! I'm on decorations! 73 00:03:35,706 --> 00:03:37,956 No way. Me too. Look! 74 00:03:40,706 --> 00:03:42,748 Best committee ever. 75 00:03:44,706 --> 00:03:46,873 Smashing! I'm on decorations. 76 00:03:46,956 --> 00:03:49,623 No way. Me too. Look! 77 00:03:49,706 --> 00:03:51,914 Best committee ever. 78 00:03:51,998 --> 00:03:53,831 No. Lame. 79 00:03:53,914 --> 00:03:55,498 Blah. Double blah. 80 00:03:55,581 --> 00:03:57,456 Eh, yes. Yes. 81 00:03:57,539 --> 00:04:00,539 I will find the Christmassy tree! 82 00:04:00,623 --> 00:04:03,664 Truly there is no job more important than-- 83 00:04:03,748 --> 00:04:05,248 - Santa! - What? 84 00:04:05,331 --> 00:04:07,498 - Who's playing Santa? - You are, Skipper. 85 00:04:07,581 --> 00:04:10,039 It's the last one left. You didn't even pick, 86 00:04:10,123 --> 00:04:11,831 and you got the most important job of all. 87 00:04:11,914 --> 00:04:13,164 How lucky is that? 88 00:04:13,248 --> 00:04:16,498 Most... important... 89 00:04:16,581 --> 00:04:18,331 [stammering] 90 00:04:18,414 --> 00:04:20,873 Me? Play the big red himself? 91 00:04:20,956 --> 00:04:22,664 And I'm your jolly little elf. 92 00:04:22,748 --> 00:04:24,498 ♪ Oh, and little figgy pudding ♪ 93 00:04:24,581 --> 00:04:26,581 - Ooh! - Negative. 94 00:04:26,664 --> 00:04:28,498 This is holiday anarchy. 95 00:04:28,581 --> 00:04:31,581 We go down this road, there won't even be a Kidsmas. 96 00:04:31,664 --> 00:04:34,164 No... Kidsmas? 97 00:04:34,248 --> 00:04:36,831 Hey, you weren't supposed to hear that. 98 00:04:36,914 --> 00:04:38,164 I'm just... 99 00:04:39,998 --> 00:04:42,456 you know what anarchy is, don't you, kids? 100 00:04:44,373 --> 00:04:46,206 We've only got one night and... 101 00:04:49,498 --> 00:04:52,248 chins up, soldiers. I've got it covered. 102 00:04:52,331 --> 00:04:53,456 [all cheering] 103 00:04:53,539 --> 00:04:55,456 [indistinct chatter] 104 00:04:55,539 --> 00:04:57,914 Yeah, we should go total rock and roll this year, 105 00:04:57,998 --> 00:05:00,664 like sled jumps and flash pots 106 00:05:00,748 --> 00:05:03,289 and ski punk snowmen who are like, "What's up?" 107 00:05:03,373 --> 00:05:05,123 - Yeah! - We should go 108 00:05:05,206 --> 00:05:07,039 completely Charles Dickens this year. 109 00:05:07,123 --> 00:05:09,956 Top hats, monocles, unimpeachable etiquette. 110 00:05:10,039 --> 00:05:13,123 [gasps] Kids love etiquette. 111 00:05:13,206 --> 00:05:16,331 See? Nothing to worry about. 112 00:05:16,414 --> 00:05:17,873 It's Kidsmas. 113 00:05:17,956 --> 00:05:20,998 Santa magic will take care of everything. 114 00:05:21,081 --> 00:05:23,039 - [lid clangs] - Santa magic? 115 00:05:23,123 --> 00:05:26,373 [bell tolls] 116 00:05:26,456 --> 00:05:29,164 It is a thrill to be on the music committee with you guys, 117 00:05:29,248 --> 00:05:31,123 so let's warm up a little bit, shall we? 118 00:05:31,206 --> 00:05:32,914 [clunky piano melody] 119 00:05:32,998 --> 00:05:35,664 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 120 00:05:35,748 --> 00:05:38,998 [all singing discordantly] 121 00:05:40,539 --> 00:05:41,748 Private. 122 00:05:41,831 --> 00:05:44,414 86 that caterwaul. 123 00:05:44,498 --> 00:05:45,914 Curse you, internet. 124 00:05:45,998 --> 00:05:49,748 28,000 cat videos, zero useful information. 125 00:05:49,831 --> 00:05:52,873 [cat meowing] 126 00:05:52,956 --> 00:05:54,789 We wish you a meowy Christmas. 127 00:05:54,873 --> 00:05:56,998 [laughs] 128 00:05:57,081 --> 00:05:59,248 I'm sorry, Skipper, but it's just one party. 129 00:05:59,331 --> 00:06:01,081 Do you need the real Santa magic? 130 00:06:01,164 --> 00:06:05,873 If Mr. Tub of Jolly has some sparkly mystic secret, 131 00:06:05,956 --> 00:06:07,373 I need to find it ASAP. 132 00:06:07,456 --> 00:06:09,706 Then we should ask Santa. He'd know. 133 00:06:11,039 --> 00:06:12,581 Don't get up. I'll do it for you. 134 00:06:12,664 --> 00:06:15,623 Good thinking, young Private. Let's slide. 135 00:06:20,414 --> 00:06:23,164 So I'm thinking the eastern white pine. 136 00:06:23,248 --> 00:06:26,164 Or maybe you're more of a Douglas fir guy. 137 00:06:26,248 --> 00:06:27,914 - That's cool. - [sighs] 138 00:06:27,998 --> 00:06:29,664 Norway spruce? 139 00:06:29,748 --> 00:06:33,123 Must I...[sighs] Even louder for you, Maurice? 140 00:06:33,206 --> 00:06:36,123 It is not the flavor of the tree that is the problem. 141 00:06:36,206 --> 00:06:38,414 It is the not-importance of it. 142 00:06:38,498 --> 00:06:42,081 I thought tree choosing was the most importantest job. 143 00:06:42,164 --> 00:06:45,164 Yeah, it was, until the frowny flat-head penguin 144 00:06:45,248 --> 00:06:47,039 got the better one. 145 00:06:47,123 --> 00:06:49,831 Now we must find the amazingest tree 146 00:06:49,914 --> 00:06:51,998 in the history of Kidsmas. 147 00:06:52,081 --> 00:06:53,998 You really think we can find a tree like that? 148 00:06:54,081 --> 00:06:58,331 Hey, this is New York City, baby, the capital of France. 149 00:06:58,414 --> 00:07:01,414 If you can't find it here, you cannot be finding it anywhere. 150 00:07:01,498 --> 00:07:04,456 I will find the amazing tree, King Julien. 151 00:07:04,539 --> 00:07:06,206 Ah! Oh-ho. 152 00:07:06,289 --> 00:07:08,206 Is this one amazing? 153 00:07:08,289 --> 00:07:11,039 Jolly old Saint Nick in sight. 154 00:07:11,123 --> 00:07:13,623 Now show me your secrets, magic man. 155 00:07:13,706 --> 00:07:17,206 - I don't understand, Skipper. - Yes. Why the bell ringing? 156 00:07:17,289 --> 00:07:20,289 And a tip jar? That just seems crass. 157 00:07:20,373 --> 00:07:21,998 No. I mean, I don't understand 158 00:07:22,081 --> 00:07:23,123 why there are two of them. 159 00:07:23,206 --> 00:07:25,331 What? Sweet secret service. 160 00:07:25,414 --> 00:07:27,164 He's got a body double. 161 00:07:27,248 --> 00:07:30,081 That must be some primo magic he's protecting. 162 00:07:30,164 --> 00:07:32,539 Look! They're leaving. 163 00:07:32,623 --> 00:07:34,748 Blast! No time to I.D. Which one's the phony. 164 00:07:34,831 --> 00:07:37,039 Private, pin the tail on the Santa Bravo. 165 00:07:37,123 --> 00:07:39,123 I'm on the Alpha Claus. 166 00:07:49,456 --> 00:07:50,873 Whoa! 167 00:07:50,956 --> 00:07:52,373 Huh! 168 00:07:52,456 --> 00:07:53,748 Ugh! 169 00:07:53,831 --> 00:07:55,123 Hey! 170 00:07:58,498 --> 00:08:01,289 Oh! Ooh! 171 00:08:02,956 --> 00:08:06,706 Look, sweetie. It's Santa. 172 00:08:06,789 --> 00:08:08,456 Ahh! 173 00:08:09,873 --> 00:08:11,789 Hey! 174 00:08:11,873 --> 00:08:13,248 [squeaks] 175 00:08:13,331 --> 00:08:15,206 Never mind, Mort. 176 00:08:15,289 --> 00:08:18,081 Your face tried, but the glass just wanted it more. 177 00:08:18,164 --> 00:08:20,081 I'm tapped out, Your Majesty. 178 00:08:20,164 --> 00:08:21,581 We've seen real trees, 179 00:08:21,664 --> 00:08:23,539 - fake trees... - Toiletries. 180 00:08:23,623 --> 00:08:25,914 And you keep turning up your nose at all of them. 181 00:08:25,998 --> 00:08:27,748 Because none is amazing enough 182 00:08:27,831 --> 00:08:29,498 to beat the Santa penguin. 183 00:08:29,581 --> 00:08:33,289 I need a tree that sits up, smacks your pointy face, 184 00:08:33,373 --> 00:08:35,039 and says, "Christmas!" 185 00:08:35,123 --> 00:08:37,373 This one says it in 17 languages. 186 00:08:37,456 --> 00:08:39,706 - Beep! - Merry Christmas. 187 00:08:39,789 --> 00:08:42,289 Feliz Navidad. 188 00:08:42,373 --> 00:08:46,248 Mele Kalikimaka me ka hau'oli Makahiki Hou. 189 00:08:46,331 --> 00:08:48,706 [gasps] I found it. 190 00:08:48,789 --> 00:08:51,789 The amazing tree! 191 00:08:51,873 --> 00:08:54,456 I know it is small and ugly, 192 00:08:54,539 --> 00:08:57,748 but if somebody was nice to it and loved it, 193 00:08:57,831 --> 00:09:01,414 it could grow up to be a beautiful swan, 194 00:09:01,498 --> 00:09:05,081 and that is the true meaning of Chinese New Year. 195 00:09:05,164 --> 00:09:07,039 - Christmas. - What's a "Christmas"? 196 00:09:07,123 --> 00:09:09,581 That tree is perfect. 197 00:09:09,664 --> 00:09:13,873 Now move the puny ug tree so I can get a good look at it. 198 00:09:13,956 --> 00:09:15,248 Ya... 199 00:09:15,331 --> 00:09:17,498 Choppity, choppity, chopping. 200 00:09:21,664 --> 00:09:23,206 [bell dings] 201 00:09:23,289 --> 00:09:26,789 [grunting] 202 00:09:26,873 --> 00:09:28,539 Ah! 203 00:09:34,373 --> 00:09:36,664 Mmm. Minty. 204 00:09:40,539 --> 00:09:42,456 Ooh! 205 00:09:42,539 --> 00:09:45,206 Private, I thought I put you on Santa surveillance duty. 206 00:09:45,289 --> 00:09:48,289 I was, Skipper. He went in there. 207 00:09:48,373 --> 00:09:49,706 Impossible. 208 00:09:49,789 --> 00:09:50,914 My Santa went in there. 209 00:09:50,998 --> 00:09:52,498 Why even have a body double 210 00:09:52,581 --> 00:09:54,373 if you're just gonna hang out in the same room? 211 00:09:54,456 --> 00:09:56,331 About that, isn't it a bit fishy 212 00:09:56,414 --> 00:09:59,498 that Santa's just strolling about on Christmas Eve 213 00:09:59,581 --> 00:10:02,248 with no reindeer or sleigh? 214 00:10:02,331 --> 00:10:04,956 And he's using an elevator? 215 00:10:05,039 --> 00:10:06,998 Both fakes? 216 00:10:07,081 --> 00:10:09,164 Then how are those two phony Papa Noels 217 00:10:09,248 --> 00:10:11,206 tied in to this mysterious disappearance? 218 00:10:11,289 --> 00:10:13,289 Wait. Santa disappeared? 219 00:10:13,373 --> 00:10:15,081 You haven't seen him, have you? 220 00:10:15,164 --> 00:10:16,789 Well, no, but-- [gasps] 221 00:10:16,873 --> 00:10:17,914 You don't think-- 222 00:10:17,998 --> 00:10:20,789 No! I act, with maximum force. 223 00:10:20,873 --> 00:10:22,539 Ha! Ha-ha! 224 00:10:22,623 --> 00:10:25,456 Initiate takedown protocol Foxtrot, Private. 225 00:10:25,539 --> 00:10:28,206 You get the first one. I'll handle... 226 00:10:28,289 --> 00:10:30,414 [indistinct chatter] 227 00:10:32,164 --> 00:10:33,581 Oh, sugar plums. 228 00:10:35,581 --> 00:10:37,289 - Skipper? - Wind-up monkey misdirect. 229 00:10:37,373 --> 00:10:38,873 Execute. 230 00:10:40,206 --> 00:10:41,998 [cymbals crash] 231 00:10:45,706 --> 00:10:47,706 Oh-ho. Cute toys. You know where I could pick up 232 00:10:47,789 --> 00:10:49,914 - a couple for my kid? - Okay, 233 00:10:49,998 --> 00:10:52,748 I'll take the lead voice; you'll take the ostinato. 234 00:10:54,248 --> 00:10:56,498 [sighs] The ding-dongs. 235 00:10:56,581 --> 00:10:58,456 - ♪ Ding ♪ - ♪ Dong ♪ 236 00:10:58,539 --> 00:11:00,498 - ♪ Ding ♪ - ♪ Dong ♪ 237 00:11:00,581 --> 00:11:02,664 ♪ Here come the bells I hear the bells ♪ 238 00:11:02,748 --> 00:11:03,914 [piano clanging] ♪ That's not the bells ♪ 239 00:11:03,998 --> 00:11:05,456 What is going on here? 240 00:11:05,539 --> 00:11:06,914 [piano clanging discordantly] 241 00:11:06,998 --> 00:11:08,539 Ah, excuse me, fellas. 242 00:11:08,623 --> 00:11:10,581 We're on kind of a tight schedule here, and I-- 243 00:11:10,664 --> 00:11:12,373 So shut it, already. 244 00:11:12,456 --> 00:11:15,414 We're trying to write a Kidsmas tune here. 245 00:11:15,498 --> 00:11:16,914 Hey, yo, Bing, 246 00:11:16,998 --> 00:11:19,456 you got a rhyme for "yellow snow"? 247 00:11:19,539 --> 00:11:21,998 Okay, how about--what? [both grunt] 248 00:11:22,081 --> 00:11:26,581 - Backing off. - [grunting excitedly] 249 00:11:26,664 --> 00:11:29,331 Rock and roll, Rico. Just a few hours till daylight, 250 00:11:29,414 --> 00:11:31,248 and the zoo's only halfway decorated. 251 00:11:31,331 --> 00:11:33,748 Pardon me, I was just... 252 00:11:33,831 --> 00:11:36,789 [both gasp] [bell tolls] 253 00:11:36,873 --> 00:11:39,373 Uh, guys, what are you doing? 254 00:11:39,456 --> 00:11:41,623 Our jobs, obviously. 255 00:11:41,706 --> 00:11:45,331 Decorating in 19th-century Dickensian regalia. 256 00:11:45,414 --> 00:11:47,456 Whoa, whoa, okay, first, 257 00:11:47,539 --> 00:11:49,373 we're the decorations committee. 258 00:11:49,456 --> 00:11:52,248 Second, uh, Dickens? Yeah. 259 00:11:52,331 --> 00:11:54,498 Did you get a visit from the ghost of Christmas 260 00:11:54,581 --> 00:11:56,706 - "been there, done that"? - No, no, no. 261 00:11:56,789 --> 00:11:58,831 We are the decorations committee, 262 00:11:58,914 --> 00:12:01,581 and at least our ideas didn't come from the pages 263 00:12:01,664 --> 00:12:03,498 of "Winter Hooligan Monthly." 264 00:12:03,581 --> 00:12:05,956 Hey! How did he know that? 265 00:12:06,039 --> 00:12:09,623 Hmm. I guess we were all supposed to work together, huh? 266 00:12:09,706 --> 00:12:12,164 No problem. We can clear your junk out in no time. 267 00:12:12,248 --> 00:12:15,373 [grumbling] 268 00:12:15,456 --> 00:12:17,373 I say humbug to you, sir. 269 00:12:17,456 --> 00:12:19,998 Humbug. Humbug. Hum-bug! 270 00:12:20,081 --> 00:12:23,289 Guys, guys, obviously there's a difference in styles here, 271 00:12:23,373 --> 00:12:25,831 but come on. It's Christmas. 272 00:12:25,914 --> 00:12:28,164 There's nothing we can't fix with a little peace, 273 00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:29,831 love, and togetherness. 274 00:12:29,914 --> 00:12:31,331 You know what? I'm sorry. 275 00:12:31,414 --> 00:12:34,998 [mumbling] 276 00:12:35,081 --> 00:12:38,164 Tut-tut, old bean. Think nothing of it. 277 00:12:38,248 --> 00:12:40,164 Aww. Okay, great. 278 00:12:40,248 --> 00:12:42,414 So how do we solve this? 279 00:12:42,498 --> 00:12:45,998 Let's say... elephant rules. 280 00:12:46,081 --> 00:12:47,248 Uh, okay. 281 00:12:47,331 --> 00:12:49,164 What are elephant rules? 282 00:12:49,248 --> 00:12:52,539 ♪ Smashing stuff with Burt's big heinie ♪ 283 00:12:52,623 --> 00:12:54,998 ♪ Squash, squash, squash, squash, squash ♪ 284 00:12:55,081 --> 00:12:57,664 [all gasp] Cheerio. 285 00:12:57,748 --> 00:13:00,289 Rico, my man, this otter's about to join 286 00:13:00,373 --> 00:13:02,039 the naughty list. 287 00:13:05,289 --> 00:13:08,039 Not the sleigh! Hey! 288 00:13:08,123 --> 00:13:09,748 Hey, not a bad charity haul this year. 289 00:13:09,831 --> 00:13:11,456 Merry Christmas, guys. 290 00:13:11,539 --> 00:13:13,789 all: Merry Christmas! [jingling] 291 00:13:14,581 --> 00:13:16,081 Huh? 292 00:13:17,289 --> 00:13:18,831 [grunts] 293 00:13:20,414 --> 00:13:22,664 Ow! Ow! Ow! Wow. What? 294 00:13:22,748 --> 00:13:24,831 robotic voice: Where is Santa Claus? 295 00:13:24,914 --> 00:13:27,748 Is this some kind of joke? Esposito, is that you? 296 00:13:27,831 --> 00:13:30,164 Do we really have time for conspiracies, Skipper? 297 00:13:30,248 --> 00:13:32,456 You promised the children the zoo would be ready for Kidsmas. 298 00:13:32,539 --> 00:13:33,873 Santa magic, Private. 299 00:13:33,956 --> 00:13:35,581 We get that, and we're walking 300 00:13:35,664 --> 00:13:37,164 in a winter wonderland. 301 00:13:37,248 --> 00:13:39,706 robotic voice: Where are you anti-yule radicals 302 00:13:39,789 --> 00:13:41,914 holding Santa and his magic? 303 00:13:41,998 --> 00:13:43,914 Hey, seriously, where am I? 304 00:13:43,998 --> 00:13:47,581 robotic voice: You are on the bus to Pain-Sylvania. 305 00:13:47,664 --> 00:13:50,539 Ha. Ha. Ha. [wood cracks] 306 00:13:51,623 --> 00:13:52,956 [all gasp] 307 00:13:56,373 --> 00:13:58,373 I'm a lumberjack. 308 00:13:58,456 --> 00:14:00,539 Argh, matey. 309 00:14:00,623 --> 00:14:02,539 [laughing] 310 00:14:02,623 --> 00:14:04,706 Hey, somebody's stealing the big tree. 311 00:14:04,789 --> 00:14:06,664 Not in my city, pal. 312 00:14:08,831 --> 00:14:11,248 [laughs] Yes. Look at their faces. 313 00:14:11,331 --> 00:14:14,873 Punch it. [tires squealing] 314 00:14:14,956 --> 00:14:19,539 This is Chuck Charles, and my van has just been stolen 315 00:14:19,623 --> 00:14:21,998 along with the city's Christmas tree. 316 00:14:22,081 --> 00:14:24,164 Uh, Chuck... without the van, 317 00:14:24,248 --> 00:14:25,664 we're not really broadcasting anything. 318 00:14:25,748 --> 00:14:27,581 I know, but I am no longer 319 00:14:27,664 --> 00:14:29,456 able to speak in a normal voice. 320 00:14:29,539 --> 00:14:31,164 [angry muttering] 321 00:14:34,664 --> 00:14:36,206 Ooh! 322 00:14:37,539 --> 00:14:39,123 The real Santa must have escaped, 323 00:14:39,206 --> 00:14:41,248 and the imposters are trying to haul him back in. 324 00:14:41,331 --> 00:14:42,748 Execute mobile rescue op. 325 00:14:42,831 --> 00:14:44,123 But, Skipper, the zoo. 326 00:14:44,206 --> 00:14:46,414 - Kidsmas. - Follow the magic, Private. 327 00:14:46,498 --> 00:14:48,581 Remember the winter wonderland plan. 328 00:14:52,248 --> 00:14:54,081 Ah! Ooh. 329 00:15:01,498 --> 00:15:03,123 - Uh-huh. - Ooh, a plan. Good. 330 00:15:03,206 --> 00:15:05,206 What did he say? 331 00:15:05,289 --> 00:15:07,664 Wha! 332 00:15:07,748 --> 00:15:09,789 Pow! Pow! Pow! 333 00:15:11,581 --> 00:15:12,831 Oh! 334 00:15:18,123 --> 00:15:20,581 We're losing more plywood men by the second. 335 00:15:20,664 --> 00:15:22,164 Hold your ground! 336 00:15:22,248 --> 00:15:24,581 We all knew there would be causalities. 337 00:15:24,664 --> 00:15:26,206 Ugh! 338 00:15:26,289 --> 00:15:27,623 [gasps] 339 00:15:27,706 --> 00:15:30,039 They got Tiny Tim. 340 00:15:30,123 --> 00:15:32,623 You may strike our decorations, 341 00:15:32,706 --> 00:15:34,498 but you shall never conquer the spirit 342 00:15:34,581 --> 00:15:35,998 of Charles Dickens. 343 00:15:36,081 --> 00:15:38,956 And his razor-brimmed top hat! 344 00:15:39,039 --> 00:15:40,373 Yah! 345 00:15:41,998 --> 00:15:43,664 Actually, I don't believe 346 00:15:43,748 --> 00:15:45,581 Dickens had a razor-brimmed hat. 347 00:15:45,664 --> 00:15:47,373 Learn your history, chimp. 348 00:15:47,456 --> 00:15:49,789 [sirens wailing] 349 00:15:49,873 --> 00:15:51,748 ♪ Dashing through the street ♪ 350 00:15:51,831 --> 00:15:54,081 ♪ I think it's pretty neat ♪ 351 00:15:54,164 --> 00:15:56,581 ♪ That we scored the best Christmas tree ♪ 352 00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:59,039 ♪ Hey, penguins you can eat it ♪ 353 00:15:59,123 --> 00:16:02,914 ♪ Julien, Julien you really are too much ♪ 354 00:16:02,998 --> 00:16:04,873 ♪ It's time the feet let off the gas ♪ 355 00:16:04,956 --> 00:16:06,706 ♪ And step on me, the clutch ♪ 356 00:16:06,789 --> 00:16:08,623 - [sirens wailing] - Ah! 357 00:16:08,706 --> 00:16:10,331 We're being high-speed chased. 358 00:16:10,414 --> 00:16:12,289 Quick, more clutch. 359 00:16:16,206 --> 00:16:18,373 Whoa! 360 00:16:18,456 --> 00:16:20,206 Ah! 361 00:16:20,289 --> 00:16:21,289 Ugh! 362 00:16:30,164 --> 00:16:32,331 Whoa! Ugh! 363 00:16:34,414 --> 00:16:36,581 Ah! 364 00:16:36,664 --> 00:16:37,914 Ooh! 365 00:16:42,873 --> 00:16:44,581 Imposters dispatched. 366 00:16:44,664 --> 00:16:48,581 Now let's go rescue the genuine one and only Santa. 367 00:16:48,664 --> 00:16:49,789 Santa? 368 00:16:49,873 --> 00:16:51,956 - Ringtail? - Santa! 369 00:16:53,623 --> 00:16:55,498 - Tree! - Animals? 370 00:16:55,581 --> 00:16:57,206 - Confused. - Potato. 371 00:16:57,289 --> 00:17:00,081 Abandon van. We must save the tree. 372 00:17:00,164 --> 00:17:02,248 Wha--whoa! 373 00:17:02,331 --> 00:17:05,581 What in the name of Good King Wenceslas are you-- 374 00:17:05,664 --> 00:17:07,081 [all screaming] 375 00:17:10,039 --> 00:17:12,414 - [piano clanging] - Ooh, ooh, ooh. 376 00:17:12,498 --> 00:17:14,123 Ow, why would you-- 377 00:17:14,206 --> 00:17:15,873 Are you sure we're not too early? 378 00:17:15,956 --> 00:17:19,123 [screaming] 379 00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:22,248 Ugh. Welcome to our Kidsmas 380 00:17:22,331 --> 00:17:24,289 Winter Fun-derland. 381 00:17:24,373 --> 00:17:28,123 Forsooth, the lass doth mean our Dickensian celebration of-- 382 00:17:28,206 --> 00:17:31,039 - Ah! Party! - You know what? 383 00:17:31,123 --> 00:17:33,414 Maybe we'll just come back on a different holiday. 384 00:17:33,498 --> 00:17:35,539 No, no, no. It's okay. Really, really. 385 00:17:35,623 --> 00:17:39,123 We got big fun ahead. I mean, we got music. 386 00:17:39,206 --> 00:17:41,248 - ♪ Ding ♪ - ♪ Dong ♪ 387 00:17:41,331 --> 00:17:43,164 - ♪ Ding ♪ - ♪ Dong ♪ 388 00:17:43,248 --> 00:17:45,956 - [all scream] - And games! We've got games. 389 00:17:46,039 --> 00:17:49,039 Who wants first go at the Santa piñata? 390 00:17:49,123 --> 00:17:51,664 Yah! [all scream] 391 00:17:51,748 --> 00:17:52,706 You call this a children's party? 392 00:17:52,789 --> 00:17:53,914 Unbelievable! 393 00:17:53,998 --> 00:17:55,873 - We're leaving. - Wait! We haven't even 394 00:17:55,956 --> 00:17:57,956 decorated the Christmas tree yet. 395 00:18:01,539 --> 00:18:03,831 Um, I'd like to go home now. 396 00:18:05,748 --> 00:18:07,748 Eh, what? [indistinct arguing] 397 00:18:09,581 --> 00:18:11,039 Somebody want to tell me 398 00:18:11,123 --> 00:18:13,498 what in the Jack Frost is going on here? 399 00:18:13,581 --> 00:18:16,831 Well, Skipper, it seems some people don't appreciate 400 00:18:16,914 --> 00:18:18,498 the finer decorating arts. 401 00:18:18,581 --> 00:18:20,039 And some people are suffering 402 00:18:20,123 --> 00:18:21,789 from chronic boring disorder. 403 00:18:21,873 --> 00:18:24,873 - Oh, snap! - And some people wrecked 404 00:18:24,956 --> 00:18:26,873 my completely awesome Christmassy tree. 405 00:18:26,956 --> 00:18:28,248 You were one of those people. 406 00:18:28,331 --> 00:18:29,664 I was deliberately being vague. 407 00:18:29,748 --> 00:18:34,248 [angry muttering] 408 00:18:34,331 --> 00:18:37,081 ♪ Well, fa, la, la, la, la, la, boo-hoo-hoo ♪ 409 00:18:37,164 --> 00:18:38,706 Didn't I warn you people? 410 00:18:38,789 --> 00:18:40,873 I can't leave you alone for one night without a... 411 00:18:40,956 --> 00:18:42,289 - [sniffles] - Huh? 412 00:18:42,373 --> 00:18:45,831 You said this would be the best Kidsmas. 413 00:18:45,914 --> 00:18:48,914 You promised. 414 00:18:48,998 --> 00:18:51,456 Oh, man. 415 00:18:51,539 --> 00:18:54,873 We... we ruined Kidsmas. 416 00:18:54,956 --> 00:18:57,039 No, I'm the Santa here. 417 00:18:57,123 --> 00:18:58,956 This was on my watch. 418 00:18:59,039 --> 00:19:00,706 What have I done? 419 00:19:00,789 --> 00:19:04,373 [sleigh bells jingling] 420 00:19:07,623 --> 00:19:10,373 [sweeping orchestral music] 421 00:19:17,039 --> 00:19:19,248 Well, for starters, 422 00:19:19,331 --> 00:19:21,456 you roughed up a dozen of my deputies 423 00:19:21,539 --> 00:19:24,873 and helped wreck the world's most famous Christmas tree. 424 00:19:24,956 --> 00:19:27,581 And I thought I had a busy night. 425 00:19:27,664 --> 00:19:29,748 [chuckles] Hey, Julien. 426 00:19:29,831 --> 00:19:31,164 'Sup, baby? 427 00:19:31,248 --> 00:19:32,581 Yeah, we go way back. 428 00:19:32,664 --> 00:19:34,581 Santa? Real Santa? 429 00:19:34,664 --> 00:19:37,581 Those dime store phony Clauses work for you? 430 00:19:37,664 --> 00:19:41,039 They do the charity work. I deliver the toys. 431 00:19:41,123 --> 00:19:43,748 Works out great when they're not being karate chopped 432 00:19:43,831 --> 00:19:47,164 - off a speeding Christmas tree. - We're sorry, Santa. 433 00:19:47,248 --> 00:19:49,539 We didn't mean to make such a mess of things. 434 00:19:49,623 --> 00:19:53,873 All I wanted was a tiny taste of that real Santa magic. 435 00:19:53,956 --> 00:19:55,581 Santa magic? 436 00:19:55,664 --> 00:19:59,289 But, Skipper, you had that from the beginning. 437 00:19:59,373 --> 00:20:00,956 Really? Then how do I use-- 438 00:20:01,039 --> 00:20:03,456 What am I, your guidance counselor? 439 00:20:03,539 --> 00:20:06,623 I got to haul toys to seven more time zones. 440 00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:09,039 Trust me, you'll figure it out. 441 00:20:12,623 --> 00:20:15,081 What do you suppose he meant? You had it from the beginning? 442 00:20:15,164 --> 00:20:17,206 The beginning. I don't-- 443 00:20:17,289 --> 00:20:18,998 - Of course! - Skipper? 444 00:20:19,081 --> 00:20:21,748 Santa magic... coursing through veins. 445 00:20:21,831 --> 00:20:23,789 Feels gingerbready. 446 00:20:23,873 --> 00:20:25,789 Follow my lead, people. 447 00:20:25,873 --> 00:20:27,789 And can I get some holiday music here? 448 00:20:27,873 --> 00:20:30,123 That would be perfect, except that we haven't practiced 449 00:20:30,206 --> 00:20:32,289 - as much as we-- - Yo. Absolutely. 450 00:20:32,373 --> 00:20:34,164 [discordant piano melody playing] 451 00:20:34,248 --> 00:20:37,456 Santa magic says try it in "G." 452 00:20:37,539 --> 00:20:39,623 [pleasant melody playing] 453 00:20:39,706 --> 00:20:42,831 ♪ It's Christmas Day but you're feeling low ♪ 454 00:20:42,914 --> 00:20:47,331 ♪ With the cold gray skies and the yellow snow ♪ 455 00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:49,623 ♪ Something, something, something ♪ 456 00:20:49,706 --> 00:20:51,164 ♪ Ga-ba, ga-ba, go ♪ 457 00:20:51,248 --> 00:20:53,581 ♪ But I'll tell you about one thing ♪ 458 00:20:53,664 --> 00:20:56,581 ♪ You gotta know ♪ 459 00:20:57,998 --> 00:21:01,081 both: ♪ It ain't perfect, but it's Christmas ♪ 460 00:21:01,164 --> 00:21:02,789 ♪ So what if you didn't get ♪ 461 00:21:02,873 --> 00:21:04,289 ♪ All your Christmas wishes? ♪ 462 00:21:04,373 --> 00:21:06,039 ♪ There ain't another day ♪ 463 00:21:06,123 --> 00:21:07,998 ♪ That's a better one than this is ♪ 464 00:21:08,081 --> 00:21:09,373 ♪ 'Cause, kid, it ain't perfect ♪ 465 00:21:09,456 --> 00:21:11,498 ♪ Yo, but it's still Christmas ♪ 466 00:21:11,581 --> 00:21:12,956 ♪ So Santa skipped the best things ♪ 467 00:21:13,039 --> 00:21:14,956 ♪ That were on your list ♪ 468 00:21:15,039 --> 00:21:18,331 ♪ But, soldier, tell that frown to cease and desist ♪ 469 00:21:18,414 --> 00:21:23,581 ♪ If you know where to look, you'll find Christmas bliss ♪ 470 00:21:23,664 --> 00:21:25,081 Oh, that's pretty. 471 00:21:25,164 --> 00:21:27,039 ♪ We'll sing it one more time ♪ 472 00:21:27,123 --> 00:21:29,373 ♪ Maybe you will catch the gist ♪ 473 00:21:29,456 --> 00:21:30,998 [laughs] Oh! 474 00:21:33,373 --> 00:21:36,873 all: ♪ It ain't perfect, but it's Christmas ♪ 475 00:21:36,956 --> 00:21:38,206 Yes. 476 00:21:38,289 --> 00:21:40,789 ♪ So what if things ♪ 477 00:21:40,873 --> 00:21:43,914 ♪ Had a few minor glitches ♪ 478 00:21:43,998 --> 00:21:45,539 ♪ Just clean up the mess ♪ 479 00:21:45,623 --> 00:21:50,581 ♪ And help your mom with the dishes ♪ 480 00:21:50,664 --> 00:21:54,248 'Cause, kids... all: ♪ It ain't perfect, yo ♪ 481 00:21:54,331 --> 00:21:57,206 ♪ But it's still Christmas ♪ 482 00:21:57,289 --> 00:22:00,748 ♪ Christmas, Christmas ♪ 483 00:22:00,831 --> 00:22:02,539 ♪ Christmas ♪ 484 00:22:02,623 --> 00:22:05,164 Yeah! 485 00:22:05,248 --> 00:22:07,623 - all: Christmas! - Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. 486 00:22:07,706 --> 00:22:10,414 You really did it. You found the Santa magic. 487 00:22:10,498 --> 00:22:12,748 - What was the secret? - No secret, Private. 488 00:22:12,831 --> 00:22:14,414 Big Red was right. 489 00:22:14,498 --> 00:22:16,581 We had to get back to where this all started: 490 00:22:16,664 --> 00:22:19,456 trying to make some kids happy for Christmas. 491 00:22:19,539 --> 00:22:22,206 That's it? Santa magic's just making people happy? 492 00:22:22,289 --> 00:22:24,331 Yeah, seems to work for that guy. 493 00:22:27,414 --> 00:22:30,248 all: Aww. 494 00:22:38,373 --> 00:22:41,831 Merry Christmas, Mr. Skipper penguin. 495 00:22:41,914 --> 00:22:43,831 And to all a good night. 496 00:22:43,914 --> 00:22:45,331 Potato!