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[bell tolls]

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[brassy detective music]

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♪ ♪

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- Hit it.
- ♪ Hey-oh, yah, hah ♪

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- ♪ Oh, hey-oh ♪
- Yeah.

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- ♪ Hey-oh ♪
- ♪ Yeah, oh-hey-oh ♪

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♪ ♪

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[camera shutter clicks]

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Cute and cuddly, boys.

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[whimsical music]

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♪ ♪

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Coast is clear.

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Stealthiness, Maurice.

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Follow me.

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- Ooh!
- [laughs]

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Mort, how many times
am I telling you,

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off the royal feet?

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But I'm cushioned
for comfort.

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Wa-how!

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Ahh, always satisfying.

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Come, Maurice.

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Now we will find what is lost

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in the lost and found.

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Ha-ha-ha!

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Whee!

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Heh, heh.

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[laughter]

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Eh, paper junk,

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metal junk,

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annoying junk,

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plastic junk.

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Ugh!

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Oku in the forest of wonder.

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Join Oku
for an adventurous time.

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Um, okay.

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Shush, Mort.

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Trying to find
the goody-goodies.

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Uh, hello.

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What is this?

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That's a yo-yo.

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You do tricks with it.

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See?

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Yes.

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I will have this wondrous,
magical bauble.

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Wha--

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Maurice, my yo-yo-yo is broken.

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Yo-yo.
Two yos.

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Well, mine has three yos,
maybe more.

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But it is broken, so no yos.

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[upbeat ragtime music]

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Whoop.

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Nope, it's fine.
You just need to practice.

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Practicing is for
those who aren't perfect.

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Aahhh! Ooh!

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Yaahh.

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[video game beeping]
Huh?

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My royal feet have fallen
next to Mort,

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who will touch them

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and annoy me
to kick him harshly.

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[electronic music and beeping]

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Hello?

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Mort.

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Hooray!

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Join me on the next level.

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Okay, Oku.

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I do whatever you say,

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because you are
my bestest friend.

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Eh...
foot freak say what?

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Everyone, I am ready
to unveil my latest invention,

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the Psychotron.

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Psychotron?

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Sorry, Rico, seems like you've
been replaced by a robot.

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Oh, well, it'll happen
to all of us sooner or later.

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Anywho, clear out your locker.

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Okay.

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Oh, hold on.

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The Psychotron is not
a robotic mayhem machine.

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Yay! Whew.

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The Psychotron will allow us
to hear private thoughts.

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Observe.

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Hooray for rainbows
and unicorns.

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Private's always thinking
about rainbows and unicorns.

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Not just Private's
private thoughts;

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anyone's thoughts.

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Let's see what
the Psychotron says when--

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[whirring]

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Sweet malted milk balls!

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[belches]

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[whooshes]

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Kowalski, are you trying
to read my mind or melt it?

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Sorry, Skipper.
It's this cheap circuit board.

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Eat the magic star, Oku.

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Yay! You eated it.

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Mort really loves that game.

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Yes, and he is
no longer annoying me

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by stupidly clinging
to my royal feet,

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so I love it too.

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[electronic beeping]

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I do not love it!

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I thought you hated
the foot-touching.

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I do, but I love
savagely rejecting Mort.

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Makes me feel kingly.

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But how am I
to feel kingly now?

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Um, the crown, the throne,

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the big fits of the crazies?

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Yeah, sure, those help.

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But the rejecting Mort--ah,
that's the sweet stuff, man.

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[giggles]

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Pat the monkey, Oku.

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[rattling]

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Here are my freshly pedicured
royal feet.

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Oh, I hope no one touches them.

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[toy beeping]

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No, bounce on
the fluffy clouds, Oku.

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Hey, kids!

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Here's the new game
that is all slammin' and rad:

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cuddle them feet.

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[beeping]

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Maurice, place Mort
upon my royal feet

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so I may kick him off
with the furiousness.

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Yes.

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Now is the moment I have--

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[giggling]
Oh, Oku, you're so fun.

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This is an injury
to insults!

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If I cannot
brutally reject Mort,

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then who can I...

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uh...

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say, Maurice,

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have you ever noticed
my southern extremities?

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[clears throat]

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[grunting]

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Come on.
Give me your digital delights.

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Oh, 64-bit garbage!

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You couldn't even run

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a particle destabilizer
with this.

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Ah, where am I going to find
a powerful enough processor?

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No! Leave me alone!

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Come, Maurice.
Touch my royal feet.

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Caress them.
Embrace them!

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Keep your creepy feet
away from me!

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Maurice, get your cuddle on
with these ten lonely toes.

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- Nuh-uh.
- Whoa!

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Eh, guess you're wondering
what all this is about.

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I pass no judgment
on you lemurs

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and your sick,
depraved pastimes.

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Okay, okay.
I'll tell you.

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Since Mort found
his stupid electronical game,

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he is no longer
touching my feet.

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Elec--elec--
electronical?

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[laughing]

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Oku, eat the ham sandwich.

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Ohhhh.

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Check out the processing power
on that baby!

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I think I can help.

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You're going to touch my feet
and let me kick you?

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Hmm, no.

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[beeping]

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Hello, Mort.

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I bet all that button pushing
has made you parched.

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Yes, how fortunate

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we have this cool,
refreshifying lemonade.

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Video gaming is thirsty work.

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Have another.

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- Hydrate.
- And also drink.

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[gasping]

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[moaning]

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Uh-huh, it's starting:

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the traditional first steps
of the potty dance.

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Yeah, I never learned
that dance

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because, you know,
I just go wherever I am.

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What?

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I am the king.
It's cool.

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[gurgling]

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Mmm!

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I gotta go!

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Aha!

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Finally, my Psychotron
will be complete.

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Mwah.

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Ah, hello, Mort.

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Oh, Oku.

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I almost exploded.
[laughs]

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Oku, where are you?

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Are you hiding?

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Oku!

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Uh, your little friend
in the box is gone, Mort.

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He said he was leaving
because you are too stinky?

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I don't know.

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He's... gone?

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Yeah, but my feet are here.

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Maybe you would like
to be hugging them up

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so I can kick you off and yell,
"No touching the royal feet"?

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[sobbing]

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[soft dramatic music]

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♪ ♪

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[light music]

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Mm-hmm. Yep.

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Looks like someone found
their circuit board.

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Yes, indeedy,
state-of-the-art processor.

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Holla!

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That's wonderful, Kowalski.

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So where'd you find it?

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Oh, I, um...

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I found it in...
[mumbles]

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Hmm? How's that?

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Uh, I-I took it from...
[mumbling]

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You took it from what now?

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I took it from Mort, okay?

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I stole little innocent Mort's
favorite plaything

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to fuel my own
scientific ambition!

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[inhales]

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[clears throat]

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But it was totally worth it.

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Watch.

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Oh, Kowalski,
have you no shame?

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The sight of you
makes me throw up in my beak!

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Fish!

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They're right.

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I'm a monster,

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a selfish,
toy-stealing monster.

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I would look so good
in pantaloons.

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Yes, I agree with the voice
that sounds like me.

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Pantaloons would accentuate
my regality.

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Uh, but that is not
why I'm here.

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I am here because Mort is still
crying himself stupidly

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and not noticing
I combeded my feet fur.

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Look at it.

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Ew, feet fur.

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[sobbing]

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Oh, Kowalski,

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you've got to make this right.

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Yes, there's only
one thing to do.

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Right, then left,
then left again,

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then--er, just surprise me.

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No.

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I'm going to return
the processor to Mort.

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Attaboy, Kowalski.

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My faith is restored.

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Fish!

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I'll just power down the--

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oh, crud.

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[thrilling detective music]

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♪ ♪

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Oof!

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Totally stickeded the landing.

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Kowalski, Rico.

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00:10:07,914 --> 00:10:09,206
Search the video game aisle.

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Private and I will be
on lookout duty.

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00:10:11,123 --> 00:10:12,706
And, ringtail...

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00:10:12,789 --> 00:10:14,289
Yes?

250
00:10:14,373 --> 00:10:16,831
Dial down
the shenanigans, huh?

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[grunting]

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Oh, yo-yos.

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Hmm, this one is deficient.

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♪ ♪

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What do you see, Private?

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The majestic Grand Canyon.

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I got my eye on some kid
and his beagle

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in a pumpkin patch.

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What a blockhead.

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Eh, I'm getting it.

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Look at me.

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I am a yo-yo master-master.

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Oh, lookit:
walk the gecko.

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Ah!

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Aha!
Found it.

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All right, men,
let's check out.

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[gags]

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We go out
the way we came in.

269
00:11:06,498 --> 00:11:07,998
Attack stack on my...

270
00:11:08,081 --> 00:11:09,748
ringtail!

271
00:11:09,831 --> 00:11:12,914
The yo-yo manufacturing
business is in a sorry state,

272
00:11:12,998 --> 00:11:14,831
let me tell you.

273
00:11:17,081 --> 00:11:18,581
Oh, Mort.

274
00:11:18,664 --> 00:11:20,248
Successful shopping trip.

275
00:11:20,331 --> 00:11:22,373
Where is extremely sad eyes?

276
00:11:22,456 --> 00:11:23,873
Oh, he's down there.

277
00:11:23,956 --> 00:11:25,248
But, uh, look,

278
00:11:25,331 --> 00:11:26,914
I got tired of Mort crying,

279
00:11:26,998 --> 00:11:28,498
so I got him something new.

280
00:11:28,581 --> 00:11:31,164
- [phone rings]
- You have five messages.

281
00:11:31,248 --> 00:11:32,539
Morgan? April.

282
00:11:32,623 --> 00:11:34,248
You are not gonna believe
what Jeremy did.

283
00:11:34,331 --> 00:11:36,664
He asked Tessa out.
No lie. Call me.

284
00:11:36,748 --> 00:11:38,789
Ooh.
Naughty Jeremy.

285
00:11:38,873 --> 00:11:39,914
[beep]

286
00:11:39,998 --> 00:11:42,203
Morgan? Jeremy.
What up?

287
00:11:45,706 --> 00:11:48,456
[whimsical orchestral music]

288
00:11:48,539 --> 00:11:54,498
♪ ♪

289
00:11:58,789 --> 00:12:02,706
[humming]

290
00:12:02,789 --> 00:12:03,748
Huh?

291
00:12:04,873 --> 00:12:07,873
Heh, new bush?
Since when?

292
00:12:07,956 --> 00:12:09,123
Don't mind me, Marlene.

293
00:12:09,206 --> 00:12:10,331
I'm just a happy little shrub.

294
00:12:10,414 --> 00:12:11,873
[hums]

295
00:12:11,956 --> 00:12:13,581
Private,
what are you doing?

296
00:12:14,539 --> 00:12:15,998
Camouflage training.

297
00:12:16,081 --> 00:12:18,623
If I move a single muscle,
the game's up,

298
00:12:18,706 --> 00:12:21,414
so just pretend
I'm not here, okay?

299
00:12:21,498 --> 00:12:23,331
Okay.

300
00:12:23,414 --> 00:12:24,998
Oh, and Private?
You're selling it.

301
00:12:25,081 --> 00:12:26,373
Good job.

302
00:12:26,456 --> 00:12:27,373
Thanks, Marlene.

303
00:12:27,456 --> 00:12:28,998
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

304
00:12:29,081 --> 00:12:30,789
Ah! Ah, ah, ah!

305
00:12:32,081 --> 00:12:33,206
Direct hit.

306
00:12:33,289 --> 00:12:34,914
Boo-yah!

307
00:12:34,998 --> 00:12:37,914
both: Whoa!

308
00:12:37,998 --> 00:12:39,623
- [thud]
- Oops.

309
00:12:39,706 --> 00:12:41,498
Sweet collateral damage!

310
00:12:41,581 --> 00:12:43,081
They touched down in the park.

311
00:12:44,081 --> 00:12:45,498
Private, where are you?

312
00:12:45,581 --> 00:12:47,123
Fall in, soldier.

313
00:12:48,248 --> 00:12:49,498
Ah, there you are.

314
00:12:49,581 --> 00:12:51,664
Yes, but where's Marlene?

315
00:12:51,748 --> 00:12:55,831
[Rico grunting,
Marlene growling]

316
00:12:55,914 --> 00:12:56,998
Ah, yes.

317
00:12:57,081 --> 00:12:58,664
Because she was born
in captivity,

318
00:12:58,748 --> 00:13:00,831
when Marlene leaves
the confines of the zoo,

319
00:13:00,914 --> 00:13:04,289
she goes--
and this is a technical term--

320
00:13:04,373 --> 00:13:05,623
[spluttering]

321
00:13:05,706 --> 00:13:07,206
Oh, right.
Forgot about that.

322
00:13:07,289 --> 00:13:08,789
Hey, Rico.

323
00:13:08,873 --> 00:13:11,289
See if you can stumble
toward the zoo.

324
00:13:11,373 --> 00:13:12,289
[growling]

325
00:13:12,373 --> 00:13:13,706
Cut it out!

326
00:13:18,956 --> 00:13:22,081
Just a few more
agonizing feet, Rico.

327
00:13:22,164 --> 00:13:23,873
What's up, Rico?

328
00:13:23,956 --> 00:13:25,539
Hey, did I go
all feral again?

329
00:13:25,623 --> 00:13:27,373
Um... just a bit.

330
00:13:27,456 --> 00:13:28,706
Ah!

331
00:13:28,789 --> 00:13:30,248
What are you gonna do?

332
00:13:30,331 --> 00:13:31,873
No need to fret, Marlene.

333
00:13:31,956 --> 00:13:35,373
You're back in the safe,
civilizing environs of the zoo.

334
00:13:35,456 --> 00:13:36,789
But wait.
How did I get out?

335
00:13:36,873 --> 00:13:39,373
That is a complete
and total mystery,

336
00:13:39,456 --> 00:13:41,373
one we intend
to thoroughly investigate.

337
00:13:41,456 --> 00:13:43,248
Mm-hmm, you guys did it, huh?

338
00:13:43,331 --> 00:13:45,664
Marlene, it would be
premature to speculate

339
00:13:45,748 --> 00:13:47,414
at this early phase.

340
00:13:47,498 --> 00:13:48,831
[screams]

341
00:13:48,914 --> 00:13:50,206
Badgers!

342
00:13:50,289 --> 00:13:51,664
- Heh?
- Oh.

343
00:13:51,748 --> 00:13:53,331
Yeah, we've known
they were coming for weeks.

344
00:13:53,414 --> 00:13:55,623
We've been trying to find
a good time to tell you.

345
00:13:55,706 --> 00:13:57,206
Guess now is it.

346
00:13:57,289 --> 00:14:00,373
Request permission to go hide
in my bunk... forever.

347
00:14:00,456 --> 00:14:02,081
Denied.

348
00:14:02,164 --> 00:14:04,498
It's high time you got over
this silly fear, Private.

349
00:14:04,581 --> 00:14:06,706
Yeah, badgers are
nice animals.

350
00:14:06,789 --> 00:14:08,414
As a matter of fact,

351
00:14:08,498 --> 00:14:11,248
badgers and otters are all
part of the family Mustelidae.

352
00:14:11,331 --> 00:14:13,748
Exactly, and you're not
afraid of me, are you?

353
00:14:13,831 --> 00:14:15,748
In the zoo
or out of the zoo?

354
00:14:15,831 --> 00:14:17,789
Heh, you're funny.
Come on.

355
00:14:17,873 --> 00:14:18,998
No. No.

356
00:14:19,081 --> 00:14:20,706
I don't want to meet
the badgers.

357
00:14:20,789 --> 00:14:23,331
There is nothing
to be afraid of.

358
00:14:23,414 --> 00:14:25,414
Okay, okay.
You're right.

359
00:14:25,498 --> 00:14:27,331
Badgers are nice and friendly,

360
00:14:27,414 --> 00:14:28,789
and they probably
don't even have

361
00:14:28,873 --> 00:14:31,498
six-inch,
flesh-rending incisors.

362
00:14:31,581 --> 00:14:32,914
Now let me go!

363
00:14:32,998 --> 00:14:35,956
No, no, we are gonna
go through with this.

364
00:14:36,039 --> 00:14:38,123
[screams]

365
00:14:38,206 --> 00:14:39,623
[whines]

366
00:14:39,706 --> 00:14:41,456
Uh, is it me,
or is this badger habitat

367
00:14:41,539 --> 00:14:44,789
surprisingly low on badgers?

368
00:14:44,873 --> 00:14:46,123
[gasps]

369
00:14:46,206 --> 00:14:48,081
Hey, in there.

370
00:14:48,164 --> 00:14:51,373
[growling]

371
00:14:51,456 --> 00:14:52,998
Becky, we have visitors!

372
00:14:53,081 --> 00:14:54,123
Visitors? Sweet!

373
00:14:54,206 --> 00:14:55,248
Super sweet.

374
00:14:55,331 --> 00:14:56,664
Super sugary sweet.

375
00:14:56,748 --> 00:14:57,664
Hey, I'm Marlene.

376
00:14:57,748 --> 00:14:58,873
Marlene, I'm Becky.

377
00:14:58,956 --> 00:15:00,039
And I'm Stacy.

378
00:15:00,123 --> 00:15:01,581
Correct me if I'm wrong,
but--

379
00:15:01,664 --> 00:15:02,623
You're an otter.

380
00:15:02,706 --> 00:15:03,789
Hey, spoiler alert.

381
00:15:03,873 --> 00:15:05,331
Sorry; got excited.

382
00:15:05,414 --> 00:15:06,956
Yeah, yeah, I'm an otter.

383
00:15:07,039 --> 00:15:08,289
So you're practically
our cousin.

384
00:15:08,373 --> 00:15:09,414
both: Family!

385
00:15:09,498 --> 00:15:12,248
Yeah, fa--family.
[chuckles]

386
00:15:12,331 --> 00:15:13,748
And this little cutie?

387
00:15:13,831 --> 00:15:15,539
Becky, I've seen them
in books.

388
00:15:15,623 --> 00:15:17,789
- And glossy magazines.
- TV shows.

389
00:15:17,873 --> 00:15:20,331
- DVDs.
- And TV shows on DVD!

390
00:15:20,414 --> 00:15:21,581
That is a penguin!

391
00:15:21,664 --> 00:15:23,498
All right,
yes, I'm a penguin!

392
00:15:23,581 --> 00:15:25,206
Now get on with it!

393
00:15:25,289 --> 00:15:28,164
Devour me with your
flesh-rending incisors already.

394
00:15:28,248 --> 00:15:29,498
Devour?

395
00:15:29,581 --> 00:15:32,706
[laughing]
Flesh-rending incisors?

396
00:15:32,789 --> 00:15:34,664
Private is just maybe

397
00:15:34,748 --> 00:15:37,623
a little bit terrified
of you guys.

398
00:15:37,706 --> 00:15:39,539
Well, that's a shame,

399
00:15:39,623 --> 00:15:41,664
because I've got this
peanut butter Winky here

400
00:15:41,748 --> 00:15:43,456
and nobody to share it with.

401
00:15:43,539 --> 00:15:45,998
Peanut... butter...

402
00:15:46,081 --> 00:15:47,581
Winky?

403
00:15:50,789 --> 00:15:52,414
Mmm, good Winky.

404
00:15:52,498 --> 00:15:54,456
Belly up, bud; there's more
where that came from.

405
00:15:54,539 --> 00:15:55,539
Oh, my!

406
00:15:55,623 --> 00:15:58,039
Oh, Winkies everywhere.

407
00:15:58,123 --> 00:15:59,831
Oh, Marlene,
can you guys stay for lunch?

408
00:15:59,914 --> 00:16:01,498
both: Please say yes.
Please say yes. Please say yes!

409
00:16:01,581 --> 00:16:02,873
Please say yes!
Please say yes!

410
00:16:04,664 --> 00:16:05,581
Okay.

411
00:16:05,664 --> 00:16:07,664
Yes!

412
00:16:07,748 --> 00:16:10,539
[fire crackling]

413
00:16:10,623 --> 00:16:13,539
[lighthearted music]

414
00:16:13,623 --> 00:16:18,373
♪ ♪

415
00:16:18,456 --> 00:16:20,206
[laughter]

416
00:16:22,456 --> 00:16:27,289
[camera shutter clicking]

417
00:16:31,748 --> 00:16:33,456
See you soon, cousin.

418
00:16:33,539 --> 00:16:35,623
Right back at you, cousin.

419
00:16:35,706 --> 00:16:37,164
Okay.

420
00:16:37,248 --> 00:16:40,706
Was I so right
and you so wrong or what?

421
00:16:40,789 --> 00:16:42,373
All right, okay.
I admit it.

422
00:16:42,456 --> 00:16:43,998
I was a silly-willy dingdong.

423
00:16:44,081 --> 00:16:45,664
Okay, not the words
I would choose.

424
00:16:45,748 --> 00:16:47,081
But, yeah,
I embrace the spirit.

425
00:16:47,164 --> 00:16:48,164
Yes, yes.

426
00:16:50,206 --> 00:16:51,581
[yawns]

427
00:16:51,664 --> 00:16:52,623
Aah!

428
00:16:52,706 --> 00:16:53,748
Hey, cousin.

429
00:16:53,831 --> 00:16:55,164
Late-night snack attack?

430
00:16:55,248 --> 00:16:57,623
Caramel corn
and boysenberry smoothies!

431
00:16:57,706 --> 00:16:59,039
both: So yum!

432
00:16:59,123 --> 00:17:00,664
[slurping]

433
00:17:02,289 --> 00:17:04,664
Spontaneous slumber party!
Whoo!

434
00:17:04,748 --> 00:17:06,664
Ehhh...

435
00:17:06,748 --> 00:17:07,748
[record scratch]
[beat drops]

436
00:17:07,831 --> 00:17:11,456
[yelling]

437
00:17:11,539 --> 00:17:12,831
Let's go hang-gliding!

438
00:17:12,914 --> 00:17:14,956
Hey, let me down.
Hey, let me down.

439
00:17:15,039 --> 00:17:16,206
Hey, let me down.
Hey, let me down.

440
00:17:16,289 --> 00:17:17,706
Hey, let me down.
Hey, let me down.

441
00:17:17,789 --> 00:17:20,956
[badgers laughing]

442
00:17:21,039 --> 00:17:22,123
[crash]

443
00:17:23,456 --> 00:17:25,498
[mumbling]

444
00:17:25,581 --> 00:17:27,289
Who's up
for a game of Simon Says?

445
00:17:27,373 --> 00:17:29,123
Ooh! Ooh! I'm Simon.

446
00:17:29,206 --> 00:17:30,164
No!

447
00:17:30,248 --> 00:17:31,623
I mean, it's late.

448
00:17:31,706 --> 00:17:32,998
I-I think I'll pass.

449
00:17:33,081 --> 00:17:35,039
Ehh!
I didn't say "Simon Says."

450
00:17:35,123 --> 00:17:36,373
- You didn't say anything.
- I know.

451
00:17:36,456 --> 00:17:37,873
I don't think
she gets this game at all.

452
00:17:37,956 --> 00:17:40,289
Seriously, guys,
I'm exhausted.

453
00:17:40,373 --> 00:17:41,623
Okay.

454
00:17:41,706 --> 00:17:42,956
But we'll see you tomorrow,
right, cousin?

455
00:17:43,039 --> 00:17:44,206
We've got a full day planned.

456
00:17:44,289 --> 00:17:45,623
Don't want to give away
too much,

457
00:17:45,706 --> 00:17:47,748
but spontaneous scavenger hunt.

458
00:17:47,831 --> 00:17:49,373
Shh, you didn't hear it
from us.

459
00:17:49,456 --> 00:17:51,123
'Cause then it wouldn't be spontaneous.

460
00:17:51,206 --> 00:17:54,123
Okay, well, we'll see, guys. Maybe.

461
00:17:54,206 --> 00:17:55,331
both: Please say yes.
Please say yes.

462
00:17:55,414 --> 00:17:56,456
Please say yes.
Please say yes.

463
00:17:56,539 --> 00:17:57,956
Oh, my gosh!

464
00:17:58,039 --> 00:17:59,498
Will you guys
stop badgering me?

465
00:17:59,581 --> 00:18:01,498
[dramatic musical flourish]

466
00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:02,998
Badger?

467
00:18:03,081 --> 00:18:04,664
Oh, I wish
you hadn't said that.

468
00:18:04,748 --> 00:18:06,623
Is that what you think
badgers do, Marlene?

469
00:18:06,706 --> 00:18:07,998
Badger?

470
00:18:08,081 --> 00:18:09,248
[gasps]
I so didn't mean it that way.

471
00:18:09,331 --> 00:18:10,623
I'm so sorry.
I didn't mean--

472
00:18:10,706 --> 00:18:11,623
You said it, Marlene,

473
00:18:11,706 --> 00:18:12,998
so you must have meant it!

474
00:18:13,081 --> 00:18:14,998
Calm, Becky.
Find your happy space.

475
00:18:15,081 --> 00:18:17,206
She didn't mean to spew
hateful badger stereotypes.

476
00:18:17,289 --> 00:18:18,914
Do you think badgers
badger, Marlene?

477
00:18:18,998 --> 00:18:21,206
Huh? Do ya?
Do ya? Do ya?

478
00:18:21,289 --> 00:18:22,164
Do ya?

479
00:18:22,248 --> 00:18:23,581
No, no, I was just saying

480
00:18:23,664 --> 00:18:25,998
I don't want to play any more
silly games, that's all.

481
00:18:26,081 --> 00:18:27,331
Silly?

482
00:18:27,414 --> 00:18:28,331
Ooh.

483
00:18:28,414 --> 00:18:29,831
I had them all wrong.

484
00:18:29,914 --> 00:18:31,831
I mean, Stacy and Becky
are regular folk,

485
00:18:31,914 --> 00:18:33,539
just like you and me.

486
00:18:33,623 --> 00:18:36,206
[hiccups, burps, coughs]

487
00:18:36,289 --> 00:18:37,789
Well, me.

488
00:18:37,873 --> 00:18:39,748
Anyway, in the end,
there's nothing to fear.

489
00:18:39,831 --> 00:18:41,123
Hide me! Hide me!

490
00:18:41,206 --> 00:18:42,748
The badgers are gonna shred me!

491
00:18:42,831 --> 00:18:44,456
They're gonna shred me
to pieces!

492
00:18:44,539 --> 00:18:45,706
[screams]
I was right!

493
00:18:45,789 --> 00:18:47,789
Never trust a badger!

494
00:18:47,873 --> 00:18:49,914
And then they said
when they were finished,

495
00:18:49,998 --> 00:18:52,081
even my own mother wouldn't
recognize what was left.

496
00:18:52,164 --> 00:18:55,039
Now, now, that won't happen.

497
00:18:55,123 --> 00:18:56,873
Yes, your right foot
is very distinctive.

498
00:18:56,956 --> 00:18:59,248
Your mother would surely
recognize that.

499
00:19:00,789 --> 00:19:04,539
And--and also,
we're going to help you.

500
00:19:04,623 --> 00:19:06,706
Nice recovery, Kowalski.

501
00:19:06,789 --> 00:19:08,039
Video surveillance,

502
00:19:08,123 --> 00:19:09,331
laser beam barrier,

503
00:19:09,414 --> 00:19:10,623
barbed wire,

504
00:19:10,706 --> 00:19:11,914
and an old-fashioned trip line

505
00:19:11,998 --> 00:19:14,039
connected to a bell.

506
00:19:14,123 --> 00:19:16,373
Whoo, that's a lot of stuff.

507
00:19:16,456 --> 00:19:18,331
Take this garlic clove.

508
00:19:18,414 --> 00:19:20,914
It wards off
evil badger spirits.

509
00:19:20,998 --> 00:19:22,914
Now, sleep easy, Marlene.

510
00:19:22,998 --> 00:19:24,998
This security net
is impenetrable.

511
00:19:25,081 --> 00:19:27,831
Thanks.
I feel better already.

512
00:19:27,914 --> 00:19:29,581
Great, then we can
knock off early.

513
00:19:29,664 --> 00:19:31,039
Roll out, men.

514
00:19:33,623 --> 00:19:34,539
[giggles]

515
00:19:34,623 --> 00:19:35,539
Garlic.

516
00:19:35,623 --> 00:19:37,039
Those guys.

517
00:19:37,123 --> 00:19:40,373
What's so funny, Marlene?

518
00:19:40,456 --> 00:19:41,581
Ahh!

519
00:19:41,664 --> 00:19:43,748
You hear a joke?

520
00:19:43,831 --> 00:19:44,914
A silly joke?

521
00:19:44,998 --> 00:19:47,123
A silly badger joke?

522
00:19:47,206 --> 00:19:48,498
A silly badger joke
about garlic

523
00:19:48,581 --> 00:19:50,748
and how it wards off
evil badger spirits?

524
00:19:50,831 --> 00:19:52,581
You heard that one too?

525
00:19:52,664 --> 00:19:54,456
It's kind of funny, right?

526
00:19:54,539 --> 00:19:57,581
No! It's just another
insulting badger stereotype!

527
00:19:57,664 --> 00:19:59,248
Insulting and untrue!

528
00:19:59,331 --> 00:20:00,539
You sure?
I don't know.

529
00:20:00,623 --> 00:20:02,498
There might be something to it.

530
00:20:02,581 --> 00:20:04,873
[suspenseful music]

531
00:20:04,956 --> 00:20:05,998
[bell clanging loudly]

532
00:20:06,081 --> 00:20:08,289
[gasps]
It's the badgers.

533
00:20:08,373 --> 00:20:09,956
Marlene!

534
00:20:10,039 --> 00:20:11,831
Um, you three go ahead.

535
00:20:11,914 --> 00:20:13,748
I've got an idea.

536
00:20:13,831 --> 00:20:15,248
Sure, you do, Private.

537
00:20:15,331 --> 00:20:17,456
No, really,
I'm working on something.

538
00:20:17,539 --> 00:20:18,706
Okay.

539
00:20:18,789 --> 00:20:20,956
That doesn't sound
chickeny at all.

540
00:20:22,539 --> 00:20:23,456
Help!

541
00:20:25,123 --> 00:20:27,206
Halt, stubby-legged mam--

542
00:20:28,581 --> 00:20:31,289
Kowalski, Rico,
sticky situation scenario.

543
00:20:34,373 --> 00:20:36,664
[gulping]

544
00:20:36,748 --> 00:20:40,248
[gun cocks, firing]

545
00:20:41,789 --> 00:20:44,456
[gagging]

546
00:20:44,539 --> 00:20:45,831
Uh-oh.

547
00:20:45,914 --> 00:20:47,664
- Out of ammo, Skipper.
- Sorry.

548
00:20:47,748 --> 00:20:49,498
Blast.
Give chase, men.

549
00:20:49,581 --> 00:20:52,498
[exciting music]

550
00:20:52,581 --> 00:20:55,373
♪ ♪

551
00:20:55,456 --> 00:20:57,081
[both grunt]

552
00:21:01,456 --> 00:21:02,956
Whoa!

553
00:21:03,706 --> 00:21:04,623
Oof!

554
00:21:04,706 --> 00:21:06,081
[grunting]

555
00:21:07,123 --> 00:21:08,414
- [growls]
- Ahh!

556
00:21:11,748 --> 00:21:15,289
[whining]

557
00:21:15,373 --> 00:21:17,873
Nowhere to run now, cousin.

558
00:21:17,956 --> 00:21:19,581
Who's going to save you now?

559
00:21:19,664 --> 00:21:22,081
I don't know, but, uh,
I do have a question.

560
00:21:22,164 --> 00:21:24,539
What's that bush
doing here?

561
00:21:24,623 --> 00:21:26,039
This!

562
00:21:26,123 --> 00:21:28,998
[badgers yelling]

563
00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:31,539
Hm? Hm?

564
00:21:32,998 --> 00:21:34,373
Whoa!

565
00:21:36,456 --> 00:21:37,539
[owl hooting]

566
00:21:37,623 --> 00:21:39,039
Uh-oh.

567
00:21:40,581 --> 00:21:42,206
I'm outside.

568
00:21:42,289 --> 00:21:44,164
Wow, nothing gets past you,
does it?

569
00:21:44,248 --> 00:21:46,873
I'm--I'm--I'm out--

570
00:21:46,956 --> 00:21:49,373
[growling]
Outside!

571
00:21:51,039 --> 00:21:52,914
[growling]

572
00:21:52,998 --> 00:21:54,331
That is so wrong.

573
00:21:55,331 --> 00:21:57,456
[roars]

574
00:21:57,539 --> 00:22:00,373
Stace, I think
maybe we should...

575
00:22:00,456 --> 00:22:01,414
run!

576
00:22:01,498 --> 00:22:02,748
Ohh!

577
00:22:02,831 --> 00:22:03,873
Please don't hurt me.
Please don't hurt me.

578
00:22:03,956 --> 00:22:05,873
Whoa!

579
00:22:05,956 --> 00:22:07,789
No! No!

580
00:22:07,873 --> 00:22:09,914
Oh! Ah!

581
00:22:09,998 --> 00:22:11,373
[Marlene growling]

582
00:22:11,456 --> 00:22:13,748
Nice anti-badger measure, Private.

583
00:22:13,831 --> 00:22:15,498
Thanks, Skipper.

584
00:22:15,581 --> 00:22:17,539
I didn't quite plan for them
to actually take Marlene.

585
00:22:17,623 --> 00:22:19,248
Oh, well,
it's working anyway.

586
00:22:19,331 --> 00:22:21,248
Shouldn't we
do something, Skipper?

587
00:22:21,331 --> 00:22:23,373
It's a family matter, Kowalski.

588
00:22:23,456 --> 00:22:25,331
There's no way I'm getting
in the middle of that.

589
00:22:27,789 --> 00:22:30,581
[light music]

590
00:22:30,664 --> 00:22:32,998
Mmm.

591
00:22:33,081 --> 00:22:34,539
Smashing good picnic.

592
00:22:34,623 --> 00:22:36,623
I'm so glad
we're all friends again.

593
00:22:36,706 --> 00:22:38,206
Forgive and forget.

594
00:22:38,289 --> 00:22:40,039
Can't imagine it
any other way.

595
00:22:40,123 --> 00:22:44,206
[growling]