1 00:00:03,331 --> 00:00:04,248 [bell tolls] 2 00:00:04,331 --> 00:00:06,039 [brassy detective music] 3 00:00:22,998 --> 00:00:24,873 - Hit it. - ♪ Hey-oh, yah, hah ♪ 4 00:00:24,956 --> 00:00:26,914 - ♪ Oh, hey-oh ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 5 00:00:26,998 --> 00:00:29,873 ♪ Hey-oh yeah, oh-hey-oh ♪ 6 00:00:36,748 --> 00:00:38,331 [camera shutter clicks] 7 00:00:38,414 --> 00:00:40,873 Cute and cuddly, boys. 8 00:00:43,581 --> 00:00:45,998 [mischievous jazz music] 9 00:00:53,039 --> 00:00:55,123 [birds chirping] 10 00:00:55,206 --> 00:00:57,039 - [beeping] - Status report. 11 00:00:57,123 --> 00:00:59,373 Emergency evacuation system will be operational 12 00:00:59,456 --> 00:01:02,789 after one more delicate adjustment. 13 00:01:02,873 --> 00:01:04,998 [clicking and beeping] 14 00:01:05,081 --> 00:01:06,956 Steady, Private. Rico? 15 00:01:08,706 --> 00:01:12,123 [screaming] 16 00:01:12,206 --> 00:01:14,581 All the way to the koala habitat? 17 00:01:14,664 --> 00:01:16,164 That's clear across the zoo. 18 00:01:16,248 --> 00:01:18,664 Oh, he shouldn't be in the zoo at all. 19 00:01:18,748 --> 00:01:21,581 Ugh! Needs more tension. 20 00:01:22,748 --> 00:01:24,664 [groaning] 21 00:01:24,748 --> 00:01:26,789 [snoring] 22 00:01:26,873 --> 00:01:28,748 Oh, I'm sorry. 23 00:01:28,831 --> 00:01:31,873 Are you all right? Hello? 24 00:01:31,956 --> 00:01:34,789 [stammers] Who's there? 25 00:01:34,873 --> 00:01:36,706 [gasps] 26 00:01:36,789 --> 00:01:39,164 You? You're one of those penguins! 27 00:01:39,248 --> 00:01:40,873 - Those penguins? - Yes! 28 00:01:40,956 --> 00:01:43,039 The dangerously psychotic ones, right? 29 00:01:43,123 --> 00:01:44,998 - Am I right? - Oh, um, well-- 30 00:01:45,081 --> 00:01:47,414 Don't blow me up! Or teleport me. 31 00:01:47,498 --> 00:01:48,873 Or send me back in time. 32 00:01:48,956 --> 00:01:50,373 I wouldn't. 33 00:01:50,456 --> 00:01:52,039 Look, we haven't even properly met. 34 00:01:52,123 --> 00:01:53,998 It's Leonard. Like to know your victims 35 00:01:54,081 --> 00:01:55,998 by name, do you? I get it. 36 00:01:56,081 --> 00:01:57,831 Um, I'm Private, 37 00:01:57,914 --> 00:01:59,956 and I'm not going to hurt you, Leonard. 38 00:02:00,039 --> 00:02:01,831 [both scream] 39 00:02:01,914 --> 00:02:03,289 This is not hurting? 40 00:02:03,373 --> 00:02:04,873 What's your idea of hurting? 41 00:02:04,956 --> 00:02:06,039 Wait! I don't want to know. 42 00:02:06,123 --> 00:02:08,206 It was an accident. Look. 43 00:02:08,289 --> 00:02:11,206 No hitting! Not with the branch. 44 00:02:11,289 --> 00:02:14,373 Ooh! Now you're jumping? Oh! 45 00:02:14,456 --> 00:02:17,539 Um, okay. I'm just going to go. 46 00:02:17,623 --> 00:02:20,206 I suppose you're going to get the rest of your goon friends 47 00:02:20,289 --> 00:02:21,873 so they can pick on me too. 48 00:02:21,956 --> 00:02:23,581 [crying] Why are you doing this? 49 00:02:23,664 --> 00:02:26,164 What did I ever to do you? 50 00:02:26,248 --> 00:02:29,914 He's daft... and so cuddly! 51 00:02:29,998 --> 00:02:33,914 Skipper, have we ever done anything goony to any koalas? 52 00:02:33,998 --> 00:02:35,914 Koalas? Koalas? 53 00:02:35,998 --> 00:02:37,748 Uh, nothing overt. Why? 54 00:02:37,831 --> 00:02:41,414 Well, this one named Leonard was scared silly. Of me! 55 00:02:41,498 --> 00:02:43,248 I guess he'd heard some things about us. 56 00:02:43,331 --> 00:02:45,748 Now, what could he have possibly heard about us 57 00:02:45,831 --> 00:02:47,914 that would make him afraid? 58 00:02:47,998 --> 00:02:50,081 - [zapping] - [explodes] 59 00:02:50,164 --> 00:02:52,123 Well, no time to worry about that now. 60 00:02:54,831 --> 00:02:56,414 [inhales] 61 00:02:56,498 --> 00:02:57,789 Here goes. 62 00:02:58,539 --> 00:03:01,081 Um, listen. We got off on the wrong track, 63 00:03:01,164 --> 00:03:02,914 and I thought if you got to know us better, 64 00:03:02,998 --> 00:03:05,248 you'd see that we were not, um... 65 00:03:05,331 --> 00:03:06,498 hey, are you all right? 66 00:03:14,373 --> 00:03:16,164 [gasps] 67 00:03:16,248 --> 00:03:18,373 I scared him to--oh, dear. 68 00:03:18,456 --> 00:03:19,498 [thuds] 69 00:03:21,706 --> 00:03:23,081 [thuds] 70 00:03:39,623 --> 00:03:42,373 All right. That should do it. 71 00:03:42,456 --> 00:03:44,123 - Good work, Kowalski. - [door opens] 72 00:03:44,206 --> 00:03:46,539 [grumbling] 73 00:03:48,164 --> 00:03:50,873 [breathing heavily] 74 00:03:50,956 --> 00:03:52,414 Ooh! 75 00:03:52,498 --> 00:03:54,789 That koala is unauthorized personnel, 76 00:03:54,873 --> 00:03:56,581 not to mention unconscious. 77 00:03:57,748 --> 00:04:00,164 - [chuckles] - I know, Skipper, 78 00:04:00,248 --> 00:04:01,206 but I'm afraid I might have given him 79 00:04:01,289 --> 00:04:02,873 a fright attack or something. 80 00:04:02,956 --> 00:04:05,331 You do know about koalas, don't you, Private? 81 00:04:05,414 --> 00:04:08,289 Beyond their fuzzy cuteness? No. 82 00:04:08,373 --> 00:04:10,539 Me neither. Kowalski, enlighten us. 83 00:04:10,623 --> 00:04:13,081 Koala: a herbivorous nocturnal marsupial. 84 00:04:13,164 --> 00:04:15,039 In Americano, please. 85 00:04:15,123 --> 00:04:16,581 Uh, they eat nothing but leaves, 86 00:04:16,664 --> 00:04:17,998 the ladies carry their babies in pouches, 87 00:04:18,081 --> 00:04:19,081 and they sleep all day. 88 00:04:19,164 --> 00:04:20,998 Oh. A hippie. 89 00:04:21,081 --> 00:04:24,289 Wait. So our day is his night? 90 00:04:24,373 --> 00:04:27,498 - Precisely. - That's just sleeping? 91 00:04:27,581 --> 00:04:30,831 Uh-oh. I better take him back before it gets dark. 92 00:04:30,914 --> 00:04:32,373 He's already frightened of us. 93 00:04:32,456 --> 00:04:34,248 If he wakes up here, ooh-- 94 00:04:34,331 --> 00:04:36,706 [shouting nonsensically] 95 00:04:39,789 --> 00:04:41,873 Uh, hi, there. 96 00:04:41,956 --> 00:04:43,914 [stammering] 97 00:04:43,998 --> 00:04:45,456 Penguins! 98 00:04:45,539 --> 00:04:47,581 I've been kidnapped by penguins! 99 00:04:47,664 --> 00:04:49,498 They're going to send me to the moon. 100 00:04:49,581 --> 00:04:52,039 They're going to turn me into a cyborg! 101 00:04:52,123 --> 00:04:54,956 [mumbling] Oh, yeah. 102 00:04:55,039 --> 00:04:57,706 [screams] 103 00:04:57,789 --> 00:04:59,248 Um, I just wanted to help. 104 00:04:59,331 --> 00:05:01,206 You call this helping? 105 00:05:01,289 --> 00:05:03,206 What's your idea of not helping? 106 00:05:03,289 --> 00:05:04,956 You don't want to know. 107 00:05:05,039 --> 00:05:07,748 Oh! Ugh! Ah! 108 00:05:10,873 --> 00:05:12,581 Ooh! 109 00:05:12,664 --> 00:05:14,206 Leonard, Leonard. 110 00:05:14,289 --> 00:05:16,248 I promise you, we're not going to hurt you. 111 00:05:16,331 --> 00:05:19,081 - [buzz] - [screams] 112 00:05:19,164 --> 00:05:21,539 - Bye-bye. - Oh, it worked. 113 00:05:21,623 --> 00:05:24,789 That hippie's clear to downtown. 114 00:05:24,873 --> 00:05:28,123 I'm a promise-breaker. 115 00:05:28,206 --> 00:05:30,539 [screaming] 116 00:05:30,623 --> 00:05:32,539 It's slimy. 117 00:05:32,623 --> 00:05:34,873 - And cold. - [dog growling] 118 00:05:36,331 --> 00:05:37,539 [screams] 119 00:05:37,623 --> 00:05:39,414 [dog barking] 120 00:05:39,498 --> 00:05:41,998 I just wanted to show Leonard he was wrong about us. 121 00:05:42,081 --> 00:05:43,081 He needn't be afraid. 122 00:05:43,164 --> 00:05:45,581 Well, fail. 123 00:05:45,664 --> 00:05:47,956 Ah, from a purely technical standpoint, I mean. 124 00:05:48,039 --> 00:05:49,373 I'm going to bring him back. 125 00:05:49,456 --> 00:05:50,414 You don't even know where he is. 126 00:05:50,498 --> 00:05:52,081 He could be in Tribeca. 127 00:05:52,164 --> 00:05:53,623 - But I know how he got there. - Nolita. 128 00:05:53,706 --> 00:05:55,081 This should put me in the same area. 129 00:05:55,164 --> 00:05:56,664 - Soho. - Private. 130 00:05:56,748 --> 00:05:59,164 - Noho? - That koala was under our roof. 131 00:05:59,248 --> 00:06:02,164 Authorized or not, we go. 132 00:06:02,248 --> 00:06:04,206 Wego? I'm not familiar with that neighbor-- 133 00:06:04,289 --> 00:06:07,456 [screams] 134 00:06:07,539 --> 00:06:10,998 Stand by. On my mark. 135 00:06:11,081 --> 00:06:12,248 Now. 136 00:06:17,289 --> 00:06:19,623 [all grumbling] 137 00:06:19,706 --> 00:06:21,789 [dog growling] 138 00:06:21,873 --> 00:06:23,123 [barking] 139 00:06:23,206 --> 00:06:25,123 [barks violently] 140 00:06:25,206 --> 00:06:26,914 [dog whimpers] 141 00:06:26,998 --> 00:06:28,498 Deploy. 142 00:06:29,664 --> 00:06:31,789 Scanning for our boreal marsupial. 143 00:06:31,873 --> 00:06:33,081 [electronic beeping] 144 00:06:33,164 --> 00:06:34,581 That way. Due north. 145 00:06:34,664 --> 00:06:35,873 Let's move. 146 00:06:37,289 --> 00:06:38,789 He should be right here. 147 00:06:40,873 --> 00:06:42,539 Leonard? How did you-- 148 00:06:44,831 --> 00:06:48,164 Shh! He's trying to tell us something. 149 00:06:48,248 --> 00:06:50,289 Fortunately, I am a skilled lip reader. 150 00:06:51,581 --> 00:06:53,414 - "I'm claustrophobic." - Ooh, it's too bad 151 00:06:53,498 --> 00:06:55,206 he's all squeezed in there then, isn't it? 152 00:06:57,081 --> 00:06:59,164 "Lungs constricted. 153 00:06:59,248 --> 00:07:01,164 Breathing labored. 154 00:07:01,248 --> 00:07:03,539 Running out of socks and pens." 155 00:07:03,623 --> 00:07:05,998 I've heard enough. Private, hit the good ware store. 156 00:07:06,081 --> 00:07:07,498 Kowalski, office supplies. 157 00:07:07,581 --> 00:07:09,789 Rico, get the man out of that box 158 00:07:09,873 --> 00:07:12,998 so we can give him his socks and pens. 159 00:07:13,081 --> 00:07:16,081 [regurgitates] 160 00:07:16,164 --> 00:07:17,789 [coin clinks] 161 00:07:17,873 --> 00:07:19,289 [gasps] 162 00:07:19,373 --> 00:07:21,206 Hey, ha, oh, whoa, whoa! 163 00:07:21,289 --> 00:07:23,248 What about the socks? 164 00:07:23,331 --> 00:07:25,373 We want to help you, Leonard. 165 00:07:25,456 --> 00:07:28,956 Your helping isn't helpful, so don't help. 166 00:07:29,039 --> 00:07:31,956 We don't take orders; we give orders. 167 00:07:32,039 --> 00:07:35,998 Yes, that is the traditional rescuer/rescuee relationship. 168 00:07:36,081 --> 00:07:37,456 Car! 169 00:07:37,539 --> 00:07:40,914 Leonard, get out of sight before-- 170 00:07:40,998 --> 00:07:42,789 - Huh! - Let's go, men. 171 00:07:42,873 --> 00:07:46,289 It's clear Leonard does not want or need our help. 172 00:07:46,373 --> 00:07:50,206 Not with cars, not with dogs, not with people. 173 00:07:50,289 --> 00:07:51,956 Oh, he'll like people. 174 00:07:52,039 --> 00:07:54,581 They'll think he's a cuddly play toy. 175 00:07:54,664 --> 00:07:57,081 They'll want to pick him up and hug him real tight. 176 00:07:57,164 --> 00:07:59,539 Wait! Don't leave me! 177 00:08:05,748 --> 00:08:06,873 [water splashes] 178 00:08:06,998 --> 00:08:07,956 [signal buzzing] 179 00:08:10,414 --> 00:08:12,664 [horns honking] 180 00:08:14,789 --> 00:08:17,706 [upbeat music] 181 00:08:18,706 --> 00:08:22,123 [shouting nonsensically] 182 00:08:22,206 --> 00:08:24,289 [yawns] 183 00:08:24,373 --> 00:08:25,498 Run! 184 00:08:26,664 --> 00:08:28,539 We can't outrun the sun. 185 00:08:28,623 --> 00:08:30,248 Can we slow down, then? 186 00:08:30,331 --> 00:08:33,289 I have motion sickness issues. 187 00:08:33,373 --> 00:08:35,539 I think I'm going to be-- 188 00:08:35,623 --> 00:08:37,998 Oh, great. That's just what we need. 189 00:08:38,081 --> 00:08:41,914 Rico, comatose koala transport, if you please. 190 00:08:43,539 --> 00:08:45,414 That'll work. 191 00:08:48,623 --> 00:08:51,456 Get out of the street, you dumb birds! 192 00:08:51,539 --> 00:08:53,039 Next time. 193 00:08:54,873 --> 00:08:55,789 Leonard! 194 00:09:01,164 --> 00:09:02,914 So that didn't work. 195 00:09:06,206 --> 00:09:07,998 [grunting comically] 196 00:09:16,581 --> 00:09:18,873 I might have an idea. 197 00:09:21,539 --> 00:09:22,539 Good call, Private. 198 00:09:22,623 --> 00:09:23,956 Thanks, Skipper. 199 00:09:24,039 --> 00:09:25,456 Doorway. 200 00:09:35,456 --> 00:09:38,498 So what's the downside to leaving him? 201 00:09:38,581 --> 00:09:39,873 [whimpers] 202 00:09:39,956 --> 00:09:41,581 Ah, let's go. 203 00:09:49,248 --> 00:09:50,748 [crash] 204 00:09:52,081 --> 00:09:54,956 [all groaning] 205 00:09:55,039 --> 00:09:57,289 We're running out of options here. 206 00:09:57,373 --> 00:09:58,748 [flies buzzing] 207 00:09:58,831 --> 00:10:02,831 - Never. - Kowalski, what are you doing? 208 00:10:02,914 --> 00:10:05,539 What would Leonardo da Vinci do? 209 00:10:05,623 --> 00:10:07,414 Paint a haunting portrait of a woman smiling 210 00:10:07,498 --> 00:10:09,456 - enigmatically? - Couldn't hurt, I guess. 211 00:10:09,539 --> 00:10:11,914 Create and innovate! 212 00:10:12,039 --> 00:10:13,956 [wind whistling] 213 00:10:14,039 --> 00:10:16,248 We're almost home. 214 00:10:16,331 --> 00:10:19,039 [grunting] 215 00:10:19,123 --> 00:10:20,623 Uh-oh. 216 00:10:21,956 --> 00:10:24,039 [wind whistling] 217 00:10:24,123 --> 00:10:26,831 [suspenseful music] 218 00:10:26,914 --> 00:10:28,456 Based on prevailing wind currents-- 219 00:10:28,539 --> 00:10:31,081 ah! [screaming] 220 00:10:32,581 --> 00:10:35,248 - Kowalski's down. - Thorns! 221 00:10:35,331 --> 00:10:37,914 - Eyes on the prize, men. - Ow! Ow! 222 00:10:38,998 --> 00:10:40,831 [vomits] 223 00:10:40,914 --> 00:10:42,164 Rico, no! 224 00:10:42,248 --> 00:10:43,831 [explodes] 225 00:10:43,914 --> 00:10:45,706 You know, Rico, there is such a thing 226 00:10:45,789 --> 00:10:47,164 as too much dynamite. 227 00:10:47,248 --> 00:10:50,498 [suspenseful music] 228 00:10:50,581 --> 00:10:53,248 Dive, dive, dive. 229 00:10:53,331 --> 00:10:57,081 [suspenseful music] 230 00:10:57,164 --> 00:10:58,789 Ah! 231 00:10:58,873 --> 00:10:59,831 Ugh! 232 00:11:05,248 --> 00:11:07,623 [upbeat rock music] 233 00:11:13,623 --> 00:11:15,498 What did I miss? 234 00:11:19,914 --> 00:11:21,581 Hey, guys. Where you been all day? 235 00:11:21,664 --> 00:11:23,623 And what's with the teddy bear? 236 00:11:23,706 --> 00:11:26,331 That's classified information, Marlene. 237 00:11:26,414 --> 00:11:27,539 'cause I don't want to talk about it. 238 00:11:30,331 --> 00:11:32,248 Hi, there, little fellow. 239 00:11:32,331 --> 00:11:34,789 Oh, no. You? You're the otter. 240 00:11:34,873 --> 00:11:37,248 Back off, lady! Back off! 241 00:11:37,331 --> 00:11:38,956 Uh, what just happened? 242 00:11:39,039 --> 00:11:41,706 Sounds like you got a bad reputation, Marlene. 243 00:11:45,664 --> 00:11:48,706 [eerie music] 244 00:11:55,664 --> 00:11:57,706 [engine rumbling] 245 00:11:57,789 --> 00:11:59,289 [tire screeching] 246 00:11:59,372 --> 00:12:02,664 [truck beeping] 247 00:12:08,622 --> 00:12:10,706 Okay. You're good. 248 00:12:10,789 --> 00:12:13,331 Little more. Little less. 249 00:12:13,414 --> 00:12:16,247 Appears to be a Hoboken surprise. 250 00:12:16,331 --> 00:12:19,664 Ooh! Perhaps it's a unicorn. 251 00:12:19,747 --> 00:12:22,497 Private, the transfer's from New Jersey, 252 00:12:22,581 --> 00:12:24,789 not rainbow pixie land. 253 00:12:24,872 --> 00:12:27,456 Alice, what's in the box anyway? 254 00:12:27,539 --> 00:12:30,872 - You don't want to know. - Yeah, I probably do not. 255 00:12:37,039 --> 00:12:40,122 I see increased security. 256 00:12:40,206 --> 00:12:42,622 Intriguing. Go on. 257 00:12:42,706 --> 00:12:46,247 It's... it's... it's a boa. 258 00:12:49,206 --> 00:12:51,914 Ooh. Boas are very festive. 259 00:12:51,997 --> 00:12:54,539 They frame the face in fabulousness. 260 00:12:54,622 --> 00:12:56,914 Not that kind of boa, Ringtail. 261 00:12:56,997 --> 00:13:00,789 Member of the genus constricus realtighten eatus. 262 00:13:00,872 --> 00:13:03,747 I've worked up a rendering of the actual size 263 00:13:03,831 --> 00:13:04,831 of our new arrival. 264 00:13:04,914 --> 00:13:06,539 [laughs] Well, well. 265 00:13:06,622 --> 00:13:08,247 Rather puny, yes? 266 00:13:14,331 --> 00:13:15,581 [panting] 267 00:13:15,664 --> 00:13:18,081 Now, that's a lot of snake. 268 00:13:18,164 --> 00:13:20,622 Especially when the crushing begins. 269 00:13:20,706 --> 00:13:23,497 Precisely. As much my scratch and sniff guide 270 00:13:23,581 --> 00:13:25,997 to rain forest animals clearly indicates, 271 00:13:26,081 --> 00:13:28,581 a boa will coil around its prey, 272 00:13:28,664 --> 00:13:30,706 squeeze into unconsciousness, 273 00:13:30,789 --> 00:13:34,164 then swallow it... whole. 274 00:13:34,247 --> 00:13:37,497 Take a good whiff. That's the smell of fear. 275 00:13:37,581 --> 00:13:39,497 - Mm. - Eh! 276 00:13:39,581 --> 00:13:42,289 Technically it's snake bile but point taken. 277 00:13:42,372 --> 00:13:44,247 Hey, hey, look. I'm sure boas 278 00:13:44,331 --> 00:13:46,914 are mean in the wild, but this is the zoo. 279 00:13:46,997 --> 00:13:48,831 Guys, you know, we're neighbors. 280 00:13:48,914 --> 00:13:51,414 Right, and neighbors don't eat neighbors. 281 00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:55,706 I do! If my neighbor is a mango. 282 00:13:55,789 --> 00:13:57,872 If this snake tries anything cute, 283 00:13:57,956 --> 00:13:59,914 we'll be on him like stink on a chimp. 284 00:13:59,997 --> 00:14:01,914 I beg your pardon, sir. 285 00:14:01,997 --> 00:14:04,872 I believe you're smelling my partner. 286 00:14:04,956 --> 00:14:06,914 [children giggling] 287 00:14:06,997 --> 00:14:10,706 [chuckles] Thank you. You're too kind. 288 00:14:10,789 --> 00:14:14,039 Skipper! Intercepting an inter-zoo transmission. 289 00:14:14,122 --> 00:14:17,289 Keep dancing. It confuses the lookee lous. 290 00:14:18,497 --> 00:14:20,372 [giggling] 291 00:14:21,456 --> 00:14:24,872 It's the lemurs; we lost one. 292 00:14:24,956 --> 00:14:26,247 [children cheering] 293 00:14:26,331 --> 00:14:28,956 Take a bow, Private. Show's over. 294 00:14:30,622 --> 00:14:32,831 Okay. From the beginning. 295 00:14:32,914 --> 00:14:35,706 Yes. I noticed a chill in my feet. 296 00:14:35,789 --> 00:14:37,872 Then it hit me: "Where's Mort? " 297 00:14:37,956 --> 00:14:39,789 Mort, from the Latin root "Morte," 298 00:14:39,872 --> 00:14:41,914 as in "dead." 299 00:14:41,997 --> 00:14:43,872 Let's not jump to conclusions 300 00:14:43,956 --> 00:14:46,539 until we rule out all other possibilities. 301 00:14:46,622 --> 00:14:48,122 Or find a body. 302 00:14:48,206 --> 00:14:50,414 Who will bring to me my fruity smoothie 303 00:14:50,497 --> 00:14:53,331 with the teeny umbrella and twisty straw? 304 00:14:53,414 --> 00:14:54,956 The smoothies! 305 00:14:55,039 --> 00:14:57,081 Julien did send mort to get some pineapple 306 00:14:57,164 --> 00:14:58,622 from over by reptile house. 307 00:14:58,706 --> 00:15:00,789 Yeah, the geckos get all the good stuff. 308 00:15:00,872 --> 00:15:02,747 Reptile house, eh? 309 00:15:02,831 --> 00:15:04,581 Gentlemen, I smell a rat, 310 00:15:04,664 --> 00:15:06,456 and it's inside a snake. 311 00:15:10,039 --> 00:15:12,164 [frog croaks] 312 00:15:12,247 --> 00:15:15,956 [hissing] Ah, the neighbors. 313 00:15:16,039 --> 00:15:18,789 I was hoping I would get a chance to eat you. 314 00:15:18,872 --> 00:15:19,914 What did he say? 315 00:15:19,997 --> 00:15:21,414 I mean, "meet" you. 316 00:15:21,497 --> 00:15:22,956 Slip of the tongue. 317 00:15:23,039 --> 00:15:24,622 Oh, I know. 318 00:15:24,706 --> 00:15:27,206 I've put my foot in my mouth a time or two. 319 00:15:28,164 --> 00:15:30,414 Mmm, good dark-meat ratio. 320 00:15:30,497 --> 00:15:33,622 How rude. I am Savio, and you are? 321 00:15:33,706 --> 00:15:35,456 Suspicious. 322 00:15:35,539 --> 00:15:37,831 We've got a disappeared tiny, little lemur. 323 00:15:37,914 --> 00:15:40,206 I trust nothing tragic transpired. 324 00:15:40,289 --> 00:15:43,247 Tragic? Who said anything about tragic? 325 00:15:43,331 --> 00:15:45,414 Private, did you? Kowalski? No. 326 00:15:45,497 --> 00:15:48,247 - No one mentioned tragic. - Go figure. 327 00:15:48,331 --> 00:15:50,247 This should be easy enough to clear up. 328 00:15:50,331 --> 00:15:52,122 If you could just tell us, Savio, 329 00:15:52,206 --> 00:15:55,206 where were you between the hours of, uh, now 330 00:15:55,289 --> 00:15:58,831 and, uh, sometime before now? 331 00:15:58,914 --> 00:16:01,081 Where would I be? Where could I be? 332 00:16:01,164 --> 00:16:03,039 As you can see, I've no possible means 333 00:16:03,122 --> 00:16:04,831 of escaping this glass prison. 334 00:16:04,914 --> 00:16:06,664 Kowalski? 335 00:16:06,747 --> 00:16:10,622 Hmm. Seems to be an encrypted keypad to control... 336 00:16:12,247 --> 00:16:15,081 ah, state of the art electronic magnalocks. 337 00:16:15,164 --> 00:16:17,456 His alibi would appear to be solid. 338 00:16:17,539 --> 00:16:19,664 [grunting] 339 00:16:19,747 --> 00:16:22,539 There you see, not a guilty bone in my body. 340 00:16:22,622 --> 00:16:24,372 [burp] 341 00:16:24,456 --> 00:16:26,706 Ah, now let's say we put this unpleasantness behind us. 342 00:16:26,789 --> 00:16:29,122 You come inside for a bite... 343 00:16:29,206 --> 00:16:32,372 - Oh... - I wasn't born yesterday. 344 00:16:32,456 --> 00:16:35,331 If I was, I'd be in diapers, 345 00:16:35,414 --> 00:16:37,122 which apparently I am not. 346 00:16:37,206 --> 00:16:38,622 [grunts angrily] 347 00:16:39,789 --> 00:16:41,289 [chuckles] 348 00:16:43,789 --> 00:16:45,039 Let's go through this one more time, Kowalski. 349 00:16:45,122 --> 00:16:47,206 [yawns] 350 00:16:47,289 --> 00:16:49,331 As we've already established, 351 00:16:49,414 --> 00:16:51,914 our boa could not have escaped. 352 00:16:51,997 --> 00:16:53,539 His habitat is locked down tight. 353 00:16:53,622 --> 00:16:56,539 Lockdown. Let's look at those locks 354 00:16:56,622 --> 00:16:58,456 one more time, shall we? 355 00:16:59,789 --> 00:17:01,997 Double-forged titanium interlocking tumblers 356 00:17:02,081 --> 00:17:04,122 openable only from the outside keypad. 357 00:17:04,206 --> 00:17:05,289 - Blah! - Hello. 358 00:17:05,372 --> 00:17:07,247 What do we have here? 359 00:17:07,331 --> 00:17:08,872 Ventilation shaft. 360 00:17:08,956 --> 00:17:12,122 Oh, I suppose it's possible. 361 00:17:17,914 --> 00:17:20,289 Ugh. Sorry, Skipper. 362 00:17:20,372 --> 00:17:22,706 Too narrow. He might be able to squeeze his body, 363 00:17:22,789 --> 00:17:24,914 but with a belly full of indigested prey, 364 00:17:24,997 --> 00:17:26,664 it would be all put impossible. 365 00:17:26,747 --> 00:17:27,747 [screams] 366 00:17:29,664 --> 00:17:32,081 Somebody stole Maurice in my sleep! 367 00:17:32,164 --> 00:17:34,747 I'm sensing a pattern here, boys. 368 00:17:34,831 --> 00:17:39,122 It starts with a scream and ends with a lemur biting the dust. 369 00:17:39,206 --> 00:17:40,331 [scream] 370 00:17:40,414 --> 00:17:43,122 It's Marlene! She's no lemur. 371 00:17:43,206 --> 00:17:45,372 Well, it's a complicated pattern. 372 00:17:47,872 --> 00:17:49,414 We're too late. 373 00:17:49,497 --> 00:17:51,456 [grunts] 374 00:17:51,539 --> 00:17:54,581 Kowalski, what's this look like to you? 375 00:17:54,664 --> 00:17:56,539 Ah, inconclusive. 376 00:17:56,622 --> 00:17:58,914 A fragment of shoe leather, perhaps synthetic. 377 00:17:58,997 --> 00:18:00,664 Eh! Wrong. 378 00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:02,497 Try snakeskin. 379 00:18:02,581 --> 00:18:06,372 Boys, I'll bet my left flipper we find that snake out 380 00:18:06,456 --> 00:18:07,831 slithering for a snack. 381 00:18:09,497 --> 00:18:11,622 It's a good thing you're right-flippered, Skipper. 382 00:18:11,706 --> 00:18:14,664 Rico, check structural integrity. 383 00:18:18,622 --> 00:18:20,706 [explodes] 384 00:18:20,789 --> 00:18:22,581 - Oh. - Check. 385 00:18:22,664 --> 00:18:25,747 Believe me, there are much more difficult things to swallow 386 00:18:25,831 --> 00:18:28,247 than my obvious innocence. 387 00:18:28,331 --> 00:18:32,622 My, my, my. Someone looks plump. 388 00:18:32,706 --> 00:18:35,956 As do you, but do I make wild accusations? 389 00:18:36,039 --> 00:18:37,789 No. I find that distasteful. 390 00:18:37,872 --> 00:18:39,539 Sorry, Savio. 391 00:18:39,622 --> 00:18:41,497 I keep telling them not to judge a book by its cover. 392 00:18:41,581 --> 00:18:45,039 Indeed. Words to live by. 393 00:18:45,122 --> 00:18:48,706 Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go and digest your meaty-- 394 00:18:48,789 --> 00:18:50,247 allegations. 395 00:18:50,331 --> 00:18:51,706 Perhaps it's all just a coincidence 396 00:18:51,789 --> 00:18:54,081 that mammals began disappearing when Savio arrived. 397 00:18:54,164 --> 00:18:56,539 Sure, Private. Maybe all the little mammals 398 00:18:56,622 --> 00:18:59,247 got pulled in to a top secret little mammal meeting. 399 00:18:59,331 --> 00:19:02,164 In that snake's digestive tract! 400 00:19:02,247 --> 00:19:04,414 - Ooh! - Whew. 401 00:19:04,497 --> 00:19:08,164 Thanks be to the food spirits, I am not a mammal. 402 00:19:08,247 --> 00:19:11,164 - But you are a mammal. - No, I am not! 403 00:19:11,247 --> 00:19:13,664 Ah, warm-blooded, furry, belly button. 404 00:19:13,747 --> 00:19:15,956 No question. Mammal. 405 00:19:16,039 --> 00:19:19,247 A taste for mammals, eh? 406 00:19:19,331 --> 00:19:22,206 Excelente snake bait, young Private. 407 00:19:22,289 --> 00:19:24,539 Why do I always have to be the bait, Skipper? 408 00:19:24,622 --> 00:19:27,039 Because you're gullible and expendable. 409 00:19:27,122 --> 00:19:28,581 That's a twofer. 410 00:19:30,039 --> 00:19:31,456 [whimpering] 411 00:19:31,539 --> 00:19:33,831 Monkey it up a little. Come on, Private. 412 00:19:33,914 --> 00:19:35,539 Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! 413 00:19:35,622 --> 00:19:38,039 I could go for some ripe bananas, I could. 414 00:19:38,122 --> 00:19:40,622 Perhaps I'll go on my tire swing. 415 00:19:44,414 --> 00:19:46,164 It's working. 416 00:19:46,247 --> 00:19:47,831 Oh, and whatever you do, don't look behind you. 417 00:19:47,914 --> 00:19:49,081 Please hurry. 418 00:19:49,164 --> 00:19:50,747 Private, we're on the move. 419 00:19:53,039 --> 00:19:55,622 [all shuddering] 420 00:20:00,206 --> 00:20:01,664 We've been hosed! 421 00:20:01,747 --> 00:20:02,747 Private, come in. 422 00:20:02,831 --> 00:20:04,914 Come in! 423 00:20:04,997 --> 00:20:06,331 Ah-ha! 424 00:20:06,414 --> 00:20:08,081 What will you accuse me of now? 425 00:20:08,164 --> 00:20:09,622 Eating a penguin in a monkey suit? 426 00:20:09,706 --> 00:20:12,164 Yeah, that's a pretty good guess there. 427 00:20:12,247 --> 00:20:13,664 [chuckles] I wonder how he does that. 428 00:20:13,747 --> 00:20:16,706 Yes, that would be a neat trick. 429 00:20:16,789 --> 00:20:19,414 The air vent. 430 00:20:19,497 --> 00:20:21,289 But, Skipper, I told you it's too small 431 00:20:21,372 --> 00:20:23,164 - for him to slip through. - But he's a long, 432 00:20:23,247 --> 00:20:26,581 long snake, isn't that right, Savio? 433 00:20:26,664 --> 00:20:28,914 Why, I'll bet he could make it clear to-- 434 00:20:28,997 --> 00:20:31,497 Hey, what is that "beep, beep, beep" I am hearing? 435 00:20:31,581 --> 00:20:32,997 - Make it clear to the-- - I hear it too. 436 00:20:33,081 --> 00:20:34,456 Make it-- 437 00:20:36,997 --> 00:20:38,331 [all gasp] 438 00:20:38,414 --> 00:20:39,706 Yeah, that was my theory. 439 00:20:41,706 --> 00:20:44,747 Sometimes only a real mammal will do. 440 00:20:44,831 --> 00:20:49,122 Oh, so this is what being paralyzed by fear feels like. 441 00:20:49,206 --> 00:20:50,206 Ha ha. Good to know. 442 00:20:50,289 --> 00:20:51,581 Rico! 443 00:20:53,039 --> 00:20:54,206 Ah! 444 00:20:54,289 --> 00:20:55,622 Ooh! 445 00:20:58,039 --> 00:21:00,372 Kowalski, options? 446 00:21:01,831 --> 00:21:05,581 Yes! The pen is mightier than-- 447 00:21:05,664 --> 00:21:08,872 of course that was a pencil. Pen would have been better. 448 00:21:11,206 --> 00:21:12,247 He's slowing you down. 449 00:21:12,331 --> 00:21:13,581 [screams] 450 00:21:13,664 --> 00:21:15,247 Ah! 451 00:21:16,081 --> 00:21:17,664 Ringtail. 452 00:21:19,622 --> 00:21:20,956 Yay! 453 00:21:21,039 --> 00:21:23,247 King Julien got eaten up too! 454 00:21:23,331 --> 00:21:25,206 Oh, I suppose some books can be judged 455 00:21:25,289 --> 00:21:26,664 by their cover after all. 456 00:21:26,747 --> 00:21:29,539 When the cover is snakeskin. 457 00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:32,831 It's disgusting and smelly and slimy. 458 00:21:32,914 --> 00:21:34,831 And snaky. 459 00:21:34,914 --> 00:21:37,164 Get us out of here! 460 00:21:37,247 --> 00:21:39,331 Skipper! Oh, he'll have a plan. 461 00:21:39,414 --> 00:21:40,497 He's always got a plan. 462 00:21:40,581 --> 00:21:42,914 - Got a plan? - No. 463 00:21:42,997 --> 00:21:45,456 Help! 464 00:21:45,539 --> 00:21:46,997 You know, I think my eyes 465 00:21:47,081 --> 00:21:48,831 were bigger than my stomach on that one. 466 00:21:48,914 --> 00:21:50,206 Okay, got something. 467 00:21:50,289 --> 00:21:52,164 It's a multistage plan. 468 00:21:52,247 --> 00:21:54,039 Phase one, run! 469 00:21:55,081 --> 00:21:56,581 Diversion! 470 00:21:57,956 --> 00:21:59,831 Obstacle. 471 00:21:59,914 --> 00:22:02,247 - Serpentine. - We can't defeat a serpent 472 00:22:02,331 --> 00:22:04,831 with serpentine! 473 00:22:04,914 --> 00:22:06,664 Jump! 474 00:22:08,164 --> 00:22:09,706 You like mammals, right? 475 00:22:09,789 --> 00:22:10,997 Meet Burt... 476 00:22:11,081 --> 00:22:13,831 The world's largest land mammal, FYI. 477 00:22:13,914 --> 00:22:15,914 No, really, I could not eat another thing. 478 00:22:15,997 --> 00:22:17,456 Got that right. 479 00:22:18,414 --> 00:22:20,289 Huh! 480 00:22:20,372 --> 00:22:21,706 Hmm! 481 00:22:21,789 --> 00:22:24,789 [groaning] 482 00:22:28,164 --> 00:22:30,706 Ooh, I'll give such a pinch. 483 00:22:32,122 --> 00:22:34,414 [all scream] 484 00:22:34,497 --> 00:22:37,039 Tell me we came out of the mouth. 485 00:22:39,622 --> 00:22:41,956 This isn't New Jersey, tough guy.