1 00:00:03,373 --> 00:00:06,289 [brassy detective music] 2 00:00:06,373 --> 00:00:10,039 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:11,748 --> 00:00:14,664 [dramatic music] 4 00:00:14,748 --> 00:00:19,248 ♪ ♪ 5 00:00:19,331 --> 00:00:21,289 There he is. Get him. 6 00:00:21,373 --> 00:00:22,748 Get him! 7 00:00:22,831 --> 00:00:25,748 [suspenseful music] 8 00:00:25,831 --> 00:00:29,414 ♪ ♪ 9 00:00:29,498 --> 00:00:31,831 [horse neighing] 10 00:00:31,914 --> 00:00:33,956 Welcome to the Gala debut 11 00:00:34,039 --> 00:00:36,873 of our Central Park Zoological Menagerie. 12 00:00:36,956 --> 00:00:39,456 We celebrate this splendiferous occasion of today 13 00:00:39,539 --> 00:00:42,706 and look forward to the grand possibilities of tomorrow 14 00:00:42,789 --> 00:00:46,331 with the burial of this centennial time capsule. 15 00:00:46,414 --> 00:00:47,831 [applause] 16 00:00:47,914 --> 00:00:50,414 [playful music] 17 00:00:50,498 --> 00:00:53,998 100 years from this day, the children of our children... 18 00:00:54,081 --> 00:00:57,373 Sorry, squirrel. End of the line. 19 00:00:57,456 --> 00:00:59,081 Now, where's the key? 20 00:00:59,164 --> 00:01:00,831 Right here. See for yourself. 21 00:01:00,914 --> 00:01:03,539 [chimes tinkling] 22 00:01:03,623 --> 00:01:05,539 No. Don't look into the eyes! 23 00:01:05,623 --> 00:01:07,123 The key! Get the key! 24 00:01:07,206 --> 00:01:08,498 Not today. 25 00:01:08,581 --> 00:01:10,623 And not for 100 years. 26 00:01:10,706 --> 00:01:13,623 [adventurous music] 27 00:01:13,706 --> 00:01:19,289 ♪ ♪ 28 00:01:19,373 --> 00:01:22,081 Ha-ha! You won't crack that lock, 29 00:01:22,164 --> 00:01:24,998 you villainous rodents. Tallyho! 30 00:01:25,081 --> 00:01:27,456 [suspenseful music] 31 00:01:27,539 --> 00:01:30,456 [adventurous music] 32 00:01:30,539 --> 00:01:37,748 ♪ ♪ 33 00:01:41,914 --> 00:01:43,331 [fire whooshing] 34 00:01:43,414 --> 00:01:46,206 And now, 100 years after it was buried 35 00:01:46,289 --> 00:01:47,956 with pomp and pageantry, 36 00:01:48,039 --> 00:01:49,831 all eyes are on the unearthing 37 00:01:49,914 --> 00:01:52,873 of the zoo's centennial time capsule. 38 00:01:52,956 --> 00:01:55,706 What wonder will we find within? 39 00:01:55,789 --> 00:01:58,498 This is Chuck Charles live on the scene. 40 00:01:58,581 --> 00:02:00,539 [steam whooshing] 41 00:02:00,623 --> 00:02:03,039 [electronic chirping] 42 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:04,789 We've got company, Skipper. 43 00:02:04,873 --> 00:02:07,456 The rats are removing something from the zoo time capsule. 44 00:02:07,539 --> 00:02:10,289 Appears to be some sort of key. 45 00:02:10,373 --> 00:02:12,956 - And they're getting away. - Oh, no, they're not. 46 00:02:13,039 --> 00:02:16,706 Private and I are on the way over. Over. 47 00:02:16,789 --> 00:02:19,998 [humming] 48 00:02:20,873 --> 00:02:22,498 [engine rumbling] 49 00:02:22,581 --> 00:02:24,123 The stories were true! 50 00:02:24,206 --> 00:02:27,123 And now the lost treasure of the golden squirrel 51 00:02:27,206 --> 00:02:30,039 will finally belong to the rats! 52 00:02:30,123 --> 00:02:33,914 Totally. And this key is the key to us finding it, 53 00:02:33,998 --> 00:02:36,539 which makes it a key, like, both in the literal 54 00:02:36,623 --> 00:02:38,456 and metaphorical sense. 55 00:02:38,539 --> 00:02:41,498 - How deep is that? - Whatever that key is, 56 00:02:41,581 --> 00:02:45,081 you don't get it, literally or metaphorically. 57 00:02:45,164 --> 00:02:46,248 Yah! 58 00:02:46,331 --> 00:02:49,081 No way! He took the key! Get him! 59 00:02:49,164 --> 00:02:52,331 - Literally? - Just get the key. 60 00:02:52,414 --> 00:02:55,498 [shouting] 61 00:02:55,581 --> 00:02:56,748 Ah! 62 00:02:56,831 --> 00:02:58,081 [loud clunk] 63 00:02:58,164 --> 00:02:59,581 [singing indistinctly] 64 00:02:59,664 --> 00:03:01,581 [grunting] 65 00:03:01,664 --> 00:03:03,831 ♪ All right, all right ♪ 66 00:03:03,914 --> 00:03:06,748 [both shouting] 67 00:03:06,831 --> 00:03:08,206 [sputters] 68 00:03:08,289 --> 00:03:10,998 Maurice, read to me the latest balance 69 00:03:11,081 --> 00:03:12,914 from the vault of the royal treasury. 70 00:03:12,998 --> 00:03:14,539 [metal jingling] 71 00:03:14,623 --> 00:03:16,039 A buck forty in change, 72 00:03:16,123 --> 00:03:17,706 two subway tokens, one bottle cap-- 73 00:03:17,789 --> 00:03:21,164 Eh! The king must have enough wealth and treasure 74 00:03:21,248 --> 00:03:23,956 to keep him 100% out of touch 75 00:03:24,039 --> 00:03:25,831 to the needs of his common subjects. 76 00:03:25,914 --> 00:03:27,956 Like me! [engine roaring] 77 00:03:28,039 --> 00:03:30,081 [metal tinks] 78 00:03:30,164 --> 00:03:33,539 Whoa! Ohh! Skipper! 79 00:03:33,623 --> 00:03:34,623 Hang tight, Private. 80 00:03:34,706 --> 00:03:36,289 [tires squealing] 81 00:03:36,373 --> 00:03:39,498 Yes! Awesome! Check me out. 82 00:03:39,581 --> 00:03:42,706 The key to this squirrel's swag is totally--oh! 83 00:03:42,789 --> 00:03:44,873 Looks like we're all out of wealth and treasure, 84 00:03:44,956 --> 00:03:46,873 unless some just happens to drop out of the sky. 85 00:03:46,956 --> 00:03:48,289 [metal pings] 86 00:03:48,373 --> 00:03:49,956 Ooh. 87 00:03:50,039 --> 00:03:51,789 Now, what could this possibly-- 88 00:03:51,873 --> 00:03:55,581 Get him! [loud thuds] 89 00:03:55,664 --> 00:03:57,873 But, Skipper, shouldn't we return this key 90 00:03:57,956 --> 00:03:59,498 to the zoo time capsule? 91 00:03:59,581 --> 00:04:01,039 Of course we should. 92 00:04:01,123 --> 00:04:03,539 But do you have any idea what this key could mean? 93 00:04:03,623 --> 00:04:05,748 - Tell him, Kowalski. - The promise of mystery, 94 00:04:05,831 --> 00:04:08,498 adventure, hidden clues, action set pieces, red herrings, 95 00:04:08,581 --> 00:04:11,373 diabolical double-crosses, and a thrilling climax 96 00:04:11,456 --> 00:04:13,748 that ultimately bashes us all over the head 97 00:04:13,831 --> 00:04:15,039 with a lesson about the importance 98 00:04:15,123 --> 00:04:17,081 of nonmaterial possessions. 99 00:04:17,164 --> 00:04:20,373 Exactly, who could say no to a good old-fashioned 100 00:04:20,456 --> 00:04:23,164 - treasure hunt? - Excuse me a little bit. 101 00:04:23,248 --> 00:04:26,998 But I think I heard "treasure" in and amongst those words. 102 00:04:27,081 --> 00:04:30,206 And since I touched that key for 26 seconds, 103 00:04:30,289 --> 00:04:32,248 I am entitled to half of it. 104 00:04:32,331 --> 00:04:34,873 Kowalksi, accounting analysis. 105 00:04:34,956 --> 00:04:37,706 Uh, 26 seconds of 9/10 of the law 106 00:04:37,789 --> 00:04:39,873 equals 50% share. 107 00:04:39,956 --> 00:04:43,373 Well, I question his motives, but his math is impeccable. 108 00:04:43,456 --> 00:04:46,373 Fine, Ringtail. But if you get in my way 109 00:04:46,456 --> 00:04:48,706 on this road to high adventure, 110 00:04:48,789 --> 00:04:50,039 I'm running you over. 111 00:04:50,123 --> 00:04:52,164 - [knocking] - Bushy tail? 112 00:04:52,248 --> 00:04:54,331 Are you home? We need squirrel intel. 113 00:04:54,414 --> 00:04:56,206 Ordinarily, when I think intelligence, 114 00:04:56,289 --> 00:04:57,706 I would not think Fred. 115 00:04:57,789 --> 00:05:01,206 Guys, guys, shh. 116 00:05:01,289 --> 00:05:03,914 My granny's up in the tree trying to take a nap. 117 00:05:03,998 --> 00:05:06,414 [quietly] So let's all talk like this. 118 00:05:06,498 --> 00:05:08,873 Sorry, Fred. This should just take a second. 119 00:05:08,956 --> 00:05:12,873 We need you to take a look at this squirrel artifact. 120 00:05:12,956 --> 00:05:17,039 Hmm. Hmm. Okay, then. Later, guys. 121 00:05:17,123 --> 00:05:18,873 - Fred. - The key! What about-- 122 00:05:18,956 --> 00:05:21,248 - Shh! - [quietly] The key. 123 00:05:21,331 --> 00:05:22,831 Hmm, what about it? 124 00:05:22,914 --> 00:05:24,248 Well, we were hoping you could... 125 00:05:24,331 --> 00:05:25,873 tell us something about it? 126 00:05:25,956 --> 00:05:27,914 Oh, tell you something about it. 127 00:05:27,998 --> 00:05:29,873 You said just look at it. 128 00:05:29,956 --> 00:05:30,998 Tell you something about it. 129 00:05:31,081 --> 00:05:32,748 Hmm, yeah, that's harder. 130 00:05:32,831 --> 00:05:36,039 Wait, what was it you said you heard the rat say? 131 00:05:36,123 --> 00:05:39,414 The hidden something of the glorious something 132 00:05:39,498 --> 00:05:40,873 - with the treasure on top? - No, no, no. 133 00:05:40,956 --> 00:05:44,331 It was the, uh-- the missing... 134 00:05:44,414 --> 00:05:46,081 no, that's not it. The, uh... 135 00:05:46,164 --> 00:05:48,748 the enchanted-- [lighting cracks and booms] 136 00:05:48,831 --> 00:05:52,623 The lost treasure of the golden squirrel! 137 00:05:52,706 --> 00:05:54,456 [lightning cracks] 138 00:05:54,539 --> 00:05:57,039 - Dah! - Ah! 139 00:05:57,123 --> 00:05:59,998 Yes, lost treasure! [laughs] 140 00:06:00,081 --> 00:06:02,456 Eh, this is real treasure, right? 141 00:06:02,539 --> 00:06:04,914 Not one of those "friendship is the greatest 142 00:06:04,998 --> 00:06:06,581 treasure of all" deals? 143 00:06:06,664 --> 00:06:09,123 Because you can't trade friendship for, you know, 144 00:06:09,206 --> 00:06:12,081 the goods and the services. 145 00:06:12,164 --> 00:06:14,789 Hidden clues will guide you. 146 00:06:14,873 --> 00:06:17,498 Now that the key has been exposed, 147 00:06:17,581 --> 00:06:22,039 you must find the treasure and destroy it! 148 00:06:22,123 --> 00:06:24,706 There, you see? We must use the key 149 00:06:24,789 --> 00:06:27,456 to find the treasure and--wait. 150 00:06:27,539 --> 00:06:29,623 Did you say, "destroy the treasure," 151 00:06:29,706 --> 00:06:32,373 not, "spend it all as fast as possible"? 152 00:06:32,456 --> 00:06:35,956 You must follow me. There isn't much time. 153 00:06:36,039 --> 00:06:38,706 [thunder cracks and booms] 154 00:06:39,623 --> 00:06:42,123 Ho-ho-hold on. Why would we go through 155 00:06:42,206 --> 00:06:43,998 all the trouble of finding that treasure 156 00:06:44,081 --> 00:06:47,331 - if we're just gonna destroy it? - That does seem illogical. 157 00:06:47,414 --> 00:06:50,206 If the treasure is so dangerous, why not just leave it hidden? 158 00:06:50,289 --> 00:06:54,498 Because there are those with greed in their souls 159 00:06:54,581 --> 00:06:59,498 who will stop at nothing until they have the treasure. 160 00:06:59,581 --> 00:07:01,081 [exhaling] 161 00:07:01,164 --> 00:07:02,164 [lighting cracking] 162 00:07:02,248 --> 00:07:03,748 [gasps] The rats! 163 00:07:03,831 --> 00:07:05,248 [groaning indistinctly] 164 00:07:05,331 --> 00:07:07,664 Of course. Imagine what the rats would do 165 00:07:07,748 --> 00:07:11,164 if they ever got control of that much wealth and power. 166 00:07:11,248 --> 00:07:13,123 I'd try, but I can't. 167 00:07:13,206 --> 00:07:15,123 Too busy imagining what I would do. 168 00:07:15,206 --> 00:07:16,623 Right, it's your basic 169 00:07:16,706 --> 00:07:19,206 race-for-the-hidden-treasure scenario. 170 00:07:19,289 --> 00:07:21,081 But how, Skipper? How do we even know 171 00:07:21,164 --> 00:07:24,664 - where to begin looking? - Behold, the key. 172 00:07:24,748 --> 00:07:25,873 [lighting cracks] 173 00:07:25,956 --> 00:07:27,164 - Uhh. - Eh. 174 00:07:27,248 --> 00:07:30,956 [lighting zaps] 175 00:07:31,039 --> 00:07:32,164 [metal clattering] [breathy noise] 176 00:07:32,248 --> 00:07:35,039 [lightning zapping] 177 00:07:35,123 --> 00:07:36,414 [zapping noise] 178 00:07:36,498 --> 00:07:38,456 Fred, your granny is brilliant. 179 00:07:38,539 --> 00:07:40,581 - She sure is. - How is it 180 00:07:40,664 --> 00:07:42,873 that she knows so much about the treasure? 181 00:07:42,956 --> 00:07:46,664 Oh, wait, you mean her, because that's not my granny. 182 00:07:46,748 --> 00:07:48,539 What do you mean that's not your granny? 183 00:07:48,623 --> 00:07:51,248 I told you, my granny's back at the tree taking a nap. 184 00:07:51,331 --> 00:07:53,623 Fred, she hugged you. 185 00:07:53,706 --> 00:07:56,331 Well, yeah, I mean, that did strike me as a bit odd. 186 00:07:56,414 --> 00:07:58,414 But hey, what am I gonna do, say no to a hug? 187 00:07:58,498 --> 00:08:02,206 - I love hugs. - Here! Here it is... 188 00:08:02,289 --> 00:08:06,331 - in the zoo. - Marlene's place. 189 00:08:08,873 --> 00:08:11,331 [loud thwack] 190 00:08:11,414 --> 00:08:13,456 Boss, did you hear that? 191 00:08:13,539 --> 00:08:16,081 They're going after the first clue to the treasure. 192 00:08:16,164 --> 00:08:18,581 Awesome. Less work for us. 193 00:08:18,664 --> 00:08:21,081 If you have to work to get treasure, 194 00:08:21,164 --> 00:08:22,914 that's just like a job, you know? 195 00:08:22,998 --> 00:08:25,914 Okay, careful. Watch out. That's delicate--hey! 196 00:08:25,998 --> 00:08:27,081 Who didn't wipe their feet? 197 00:08:27,164 --> 00:08:28,956 [clattering] 198 00:08:29,039 --> 00:08:30,664 Hmm? 199 00:08:30,748 --> 00:08:33,623 I'm sorry, what was it exactly that you were looking for, 200 00:08:33,706 --> 00:08:36,081 you know, here, here in my house? 201 00:08:36,164 --> 00:08:40,081 [clanging and thumping] 202 00:08:40,164 --> 00:08:42,248 My head makes "thumps!" 203 00:08:42,331 --> 00:08:43,581 Could be anything, Marlene-- 204 00:08:43,664 --> 00:08:45,998 trapdoor, recessed antechamber, 205 00:08:46,081 --> 00:08:47,581 Rico, solve this mystery. 206 00:08:47,664 --> 00:08:49,123 [hacking] [chainsaw buzzing] 207 00:08:49,206 --> 00:08:51,164 Okay, enough. This is my home. 208 00:08:51,248 --> 00:08:53,289 I know every inch of this place, 209 00:08:53,373 --> 00:08:55,664 and there are no trapdoors. 210 00:08:55,748 --> 00:08:58,623 There are no recessed antechambers. 211 00:08:58,706 --> 00:09:02,206 No... [thuds and shouting] 212 00:09:02,289 --> 00:09:03,873 Hidden staircases? 213 00:09:03,956 --> 00:09:06,164 Okay. I'm a-okay. 214 00:09:06,248 --> 00:09:07,873 [shouting and clattering] 215 00:09:07,956 --> 00:09:10,456 I calculate that I'm about halfway dow-- 216 00:09:10,539 --> 00:09:13,831 [shouting and clattering] 217 00:09:13,914 --> 00:09:16,664 - [heavy thud] - Ah! 218 00:09:16,748 --> 00:09:20,456 Wow, this actually adds a lot of square footage to my place. 219 00:09:20,539 --> 00:09:22,623 Fred, can you take a look at these 220 00:09:22,706 --> 00:09:25,039 mysterious squirrel carvings? 221 00:09:25,123 --> 00:09:26,706 Not a problem. 222 00:09:28,206 --> 00:09:30,248 When I say, "look at them, Fred," 223 00:09:30,331 --> 00:09:32,748 - I mean, "Can you read them?" - Oh, read them. 224 00:09:32,831 --> 00:09:35,831 Well, sure I can, but, you know, that's harder. 225 00:09:35,914 --> 00:09:37,956 Skipper, it looks like this section of the tunnel 226 00:09:38,039 --> 00:09:40,498 was part of the city's original sewer system. 227 00:09:40,581 --> 00:09:43,206 I could convert this into a killer game room, 228 00:09:43,289 --> 00:09:44,498 you know, get some light in here, 229 00:09:44,581 --> 00:09:46,289 foosball, maybe air hockey. 230 00:09:46,373 --> 00:09:49,331 Hey, guys? It says, "ahead lies the path 231 00:09:49,414 --> 00:09:51,206 "to the treasure of the golden squirrel 232 00:09:51,289 --> 00:09:53,289 and certain riches." 233 00:09:53,373 --> 00:09:55,998 Marlene! [whooshing explosion] 234 00:09:56,081 --> 00:09:59,456 Oh, and, guys, this part says something about traps. 235 00:09:59,539 --> 00:10:00,956 Yeah, deadly traps. 236 00:10:01,039 --> 00:10:02,914 Maybe I should have read that part first, huh? 237 00:10:02,998 --> 00:10:05,081 - [flames whoosh] - Ah! 238 00:10:05,164 --> 00:10:08,914 [flames whooshing] 239 00:10:08,998 --> 00:10:10,748 Skipper, look! There it is! 240 00:10:10,831 --> 00:10:13,164 That must be the clue. 241 00:10:15,789 --> 00:10:18,706 [laughs] A mysterious ancient map! 242 00:10:18,789 --> 00:10:20,414 - It's classic. - Well, then, what is it 243 00:10:20,498 --> 00:10:22,873 - that we are waiting for? - Not so fast, Ringtail. 244 00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:26,164 This whole place is no-doubtedly booby-trapped. 245 00:10:26,248 --> 00:10:31,206 Of course. Do you really think that I would be so careless 246 00:10:31,289 --> 00:10:33,789 as to just fling myself after the map? 247 00:10:33,873 --> 00:10:36,039 [laughs] Mort! 248 00:10:36,123 --> 00:10:37,831 Deal with the booby traps. 249 00:10:37,914 --> 00:10:39,248 "Booby" sounds fun! 250 00:10:39,331 --> 00:10:40,456 Mort, no! 251 00:10:40,539 --> 00:10:41,706 [giggling] [blade swishing] 252 00:10:41,789 --> 00:10:44,748 [thuds loudly] 253 00:10:44,831 --> 00:10:48,248 Ah, yeah! Can I do it again? 254 00:10:48,331 --> 00:10:50,414 There. Was that so hard? 255 00:10:50,498 --> 00:10:53,373 [banging and rumbling] 256 00:10:53,456 --> 00:10:56,998 - Ah! - Follow me. 257 00:10:57,081 --> 00:10:59,581 [flames whooshing] 258 00:10:59,664 --> 00:11:01,206 We'll take that map... 259 00:11:01,289 --> 00:11:02,914 and the key! 260 00:11:02,998 --> 00:11:04,289 Aaagh! 261 00:11:04,373 --> 00:11:06,998 Uh. Mine! 262 00:11:07,081 --> 00:11:08,123 [rumbling] 263 00:11:08,206 --> 00:11:09,373 Yagh! 264 00:11:09,456 --> 00:11:11,248 [grunts] [chuckles] 265 00:11:11,331 --> 00:11:12,873 [rumbling and clattering] 266 00:11:12,956 --> 00:11:14,289 Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! 267 00:11:14,373 --> 00:11:16,331 - Move it! - Marlene! 268 00:11:16,414 --> 00:11:17,581 [rumbling] 269 00:11:17,664 --> 00:11:19,914 We better get out of here. 270 00:11:19,998 --> 00:11:20,914 [clanking and rumbling] 271 00:11:20,998 --> 00:11:23,748 [flame whooshing] 272 00:11:23,831 --> 00:11:25,581 - We're trapped! - This whole place 273 00:11:25,664 --> 00:11:27,748 - is gonna collapse! - Kowalski, how long? 274 00:11:27,831 --> 00:11:29,748 I would estimate total structural failure 275 00:11:29,831 --> 00:11:32,831 at approximately... [heavy boom] 276 00:11:32,914 --> 00:11:34,414 right now. 277 00:11:37,997 --> 00:11:41,539 [tense music] 278 00:11:41,622 --> 00:11:43,705 - Go! - You mean down the big tube 279 00:11:43,789 --> 00:11:45,455 shooting fire? [fire blasts] 280 00:11:45,539 --> 00:11:47,372 - Thank you, but no thank you. - If we time it between 281 00:11:47,455 --> 00:11:50,414 the merciless blasts of broiling flames, then... 282 00:11:50,497 --> 00:11:52,955 there's a miniscule chance of survival. 283 00:11:53,039 --> 00:11:56,164 - [loud banging] - On my mark. 284 00:11:56,247 --> 00:11:57,497 Now. 285 00:11:57,580 --> 00:12:00,414 [water gurgling] 286 00:12:00,497 --> 00:12:02,747 [gasp] 287 00:12:02,830 --> 00:12:04,914 Ugh. 288 00:12:04,997 --> 00:12:06,122 Oh, hey, guys. 289 00:12:06,205 --> 00:12:07,955 Um, the rats have a message for you, 290 00:12:08,039 --> 00:12:09,539 something about meeting them in Chinatown 291 00:12:09,622 --> 00:12:11,080 in an hour with the key, 292 00:12:11,164 --> 00:12:12,997 that if you ever want to see your friend again, 293 00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:14,539 do you know what that's all about? 294 00:12:14,622 --> 00:12:16,664 Hey, what happened to the otter? 295 00:12:16,747 --> 00:12:18,830 [horn fanfare] 296 00:12:24,247 --> 00:12:25,872 [banging and clanking] 297 00:12:25,955 --> 00:12:27,122 [burps] 298 00:12:27,205 --> 00:12:28,247 Meter's running. 299 00:12:28,330 --> 00:12:30,247 [tires squealing] 300 00:12:30,330 --> 00:12:32,622 [horns honking] 301 00:12:36,205 --> 00:12:38,955 Mm? Aha! Uh, Skipper... 302 00:12:39,039 --> 00:12:41,414 Fred, what can you make of these? 303 00:12:41,497 --> 00:12:43,580 Hmm, let's see now. 304 00:12:43,664 --> 00:12:45,872 This part says... 305 00:12:45,955 --> 00:12:51,705 "Only the pure of heart will have the strength 306 00:12:51,789 --> 00:12:54,289 to see the truth." 307 00:12:54,372 --> 00:12:55,789 Pure of heart, eh? 308 00:12:55,872 --> 00:12:58,247 Well, that's classic, bordering on cliché. 309 00:12:58,330 --> 00:13:00,372 Huh? [thwacking] 310 00:13:00,455 --> 00:13:02,455 [tires screeching] 311 00:13:02,539 --> 00:13:05,539 But how will we know which of us is pure of heart? 312 00:13:05,622 --> 00:13:09,664 You must risk looking into the eyes of the squirrel. 313 00:13:09,747 --> 00:13:10,830 [whimpering] [thunder cracking] 314 00:13:10,914 --> 00:13:14,289 Ah! She's ba-ack. 315 00:13:14,372 --> 00:13:15,914 [zapping noise] 316 00:13:15,997 --> 00:13:19,789 They know of your deepest secrets, 317 00:13:19,872 --> 00:13:23,622 your greediest desires. 318 00:13:23,705 --> 00:13:25,705 [eerie whispering] 319 00:13:25,789 --> 00:13:28,789 you must be strong enough to resist them, 320 00:13:28,872 --> 00:13:33,372 or you will be consumed by your own greed. 321 00:13:33,455 --> 00:13:37,289 This is the curse of the treasure. 322 00:13:37,372 --> 00:13:39,080 [lightning booming] 323 00:13:39,164 --> 00:13:40,955 [metal tinks] 324 00:13:41,039 --> 00:13:43,705 Fine, we get it. The treasure's cursed. 325 00:13:43,789 --> 00:13:45,622 Are we done with the jib-jab? 326 00:13:45,705 --> 00:13:47,664 Let's get on the road to high adventure. 327 00:13:47,747 --> 00:13:49,955 Curse or no, we still need to trade this key 328 00:13:50,039 --> 00:13:51,497 to get back our friend. 329 00:13:51,580 --> 00:13:54,497 So I'll just hold this and look into... 330 00:13:54,580 --> 00:13:56,080 The eyes of the squirrel. 331 00:13:56,164 --> 00:14:00,164 They know of your deepest secrets. 332 00:14:00,247 --> 00:14:02,830 Where am I? How did I get-- 333 00:14:02,914 --> 00:14:05,705 Greetings, Maurice. 334 00:14:05,789 --> 00:14:07,580 [together] We are here to serve you. 335 00:14:07,664 --> 00:14:09,914 [spitting] [chuckles] 336 00:14:09,997 --> 00:14:11,539 [spits] [laughing] 337 00:14:11,622 --> 00:14:14,247 Oh, yeah! My deepest desire! 338 00:14:14,330 --> 00:14:15,664 Oh, I can get used to this. 339 00:14:15,747 --> 00:14:17,997 - Maurice? - [spitting] 340 00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:21,497 Maurice! Quit daydreaming, and give me the key already. 341 00:14:21,580 --> 00:14:22,997 But if we give them this, 342 00:14:23,080 --> 00:14:24,830 we won't be able to get the treasure. 343 00:14:24,914 --> 00:14:27,455 Finally. You see, this is exactly 344 00:14:27,539 --> 00:14:29,247 what I have been saying. 345 00:14:29,330 --> 00:14:31,539 I don't have time to argue with you lemurs. 346 00:14:31,622 --> 00:14:34,039 - Kowalski. - Coming right up, Skip--ah... 347 00:14:34,122 --> 00:14:37,539 Oh, boy. [eerie whispering] 348 00:14:37,622 --> 00:14:39,039 That's strange. 349 00:14:39,122 --> 00:14:41,080 I'm obviously under the hypnotic influence 350 00:14:41,164 --> 00:14:42,997 of some sort of-- [honks loudly] 351 00:14:43,080 --> 00:14:47,039 Is that an upgraded cerebellum of my own design? 352 00:14:47,122 --> 00:14:49,622 Hoo-hoo, yay! 353 00:14:49,705 --> 00:14:52,664 Perfect fit! [laughs] 354 00:14:52,747 --> 00:14:56,372 Kowalski. Kowalksi! Hand over that key. 355 00:14:56,455 --> 00:14:58,622 - That's an order. - No! I-- 356 00:14:58,705 --> 00:15:01,039 I think we need to weigh our other options. 357 00:15:01,122 --> 00:15:04,580 In that case, you leave me no choice. 358 00:15:04,664 --> 00:15:06,747 Rico, take Kowalski into custody 359 00:15:06,830 --> 00:15:09,164 and schedule a court martial for--Rico. 360 00:15:09,247 --> 00:15:12,539 [groaning] [eerie whispering] 361 00:15:12,622 --> 00:15:15,497 [bell dings] [loud thumping] 362 00:15:15,580 --> 00:15:18,205 Robot! 363 00:15:19,497 --> 00:15:22,164 - Mine! - But, guys, we already voted 364 00:15:22,247 --> 00:15:24,247 to trade the treasure to save Marlene. 365 00:15:24,330 --> 00:15:27,997 That wasn't so much a vote as a poll, if you will. 366 00:15:28,080 --> 00:15:30,372 Yeah, things change. Forget Marlene. 367 00:15:30,455 --> 00:15:32,997 I'm sorry, Skipper. But I have seen myself 368 00:15:33,080 --> 00:15:35,247 with a 4,000-pound cerebral cortex, 369 00:15:35,330 --> 00:15:38,330 - and I am beautiful! - Not so fast, brainiac. 370 00:15:38,414 --> 00:15:41,414 I need that treasure for my army of Julian manservants. 371 00:15:41,497 --> 00:15:43,914 Yes, you see? Maurice needs the treasure 372 00:15:43,997 --> 00:15:45,789 for his--wait, go back a little bit. 373 00:15:45,872 --> 00:15:49,914 [grunting] [shouting] 374 00:15:49,997 --> 00:15:51,247 Just give it to me! 375 00:15:51,330 --> 00:15:53,205 Skipper, we have to do something. 376 00:15:53,289 --> 00:15:55,414 Relax, Private. This is just the part 377 00:15:55,497 --> 00:15:58,289 of the adventure where we start to turn on each other. 378 00:15:58,372 --> 00:15:59,664 No use fighting it. 379 00:15:59,747 --> 00:16:01,664 Just sit back and enjoy the ride. 380 00:16:01,747 --> 00:16:06,497 [wind whistling] 381 00:16:06,580 --> 00:16:08,330 It's the curse. 382 00:16:08,414 --> 00:16:09,789 [lightning cracks] 383 00:16:09,872 --> 00:16:12,872 Lady... again? Weren't you just here? 384 00:16:12,955 --> 00:16:14,830 Their greed is changing them. 385 00:16:14,914 --> 00:16:17,205 The treasure must be destroyed. 386 00:16:17,289 --> 00:16:18,705 It's the only way. 387 00:16:18,789 --> 00:16:20,997 [lightning zaps] 388 00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:23,414 Hey, I told you, I don't even know this lady. 389 00:16:23,497 --> 00:16:25,664 Well, how did she do the thing with the wind 390 00:16:25,747 --> 00:16:27,330 and all that thunder stuff? 391 00:16:27,414 --> 00:16:30,039 I don't know. She gives good hugs, though. 392 00:16:30,122 --> 00:16:31,955 [shouting and thwacking] 393 00:16:32,039 --> 00:16:34,122 This key is going to the rats. 394 00:16:34,205 --> 00:16:37,622 Yes, it is. And since I already have the map 395 00:16:37,705 --> 00:16:40,247 and your friend... [thwack] 396 00:16:40,330 --> 00:16:43,830 I guess that means I'll take it all. 397 00:16:43,914 --> 00:16:46,122 That figures. 398 00:16:46,205 --> 00:16:48,497 [clank] 399 00:16:48,580 --> 00:16:49,955 Skipper! Move it! 400 00:16:50,039 --> 00:16:51,622 We have to give chase to the rats, 401 00:16:51,705 --> 00:16:54,080 who are absconding with my booty! 402 00:16:54,164 --> 00:16:57,247 Not my booty booty, my treasure booty. 403 00:17:08,664 --> 00:17:10,080 Let's see. 404 00:17:10,164 --> 00:17:12,622 [heavy thud] Not this one. 405 00:17:12,705 --> 00:17:13,914 [heavy thud] Not that one. 406 00:17:13,997 --> 00:17:16,497 [heavy thud] [rat squeaks] 407 00:17:16,580 --> 00:17:18,247 - Ah! - Eh! 408 00:17:18,330 --> 00:17:19,872 You guys seem to think that this treasure 409 00:17:19,955 --> 00:17:21,539 is gonna be the answer to all your-- 410 00:17:21,622 --> 00:17:24,955 tha--that this treasure is gonna be the ans-- 411 00:17:25,039 --> 00:17:27,955 oh, vaulted ceilings, spacious design. 412 00:17:28,039 --> 00:17:30,039 I love what I've done with the place. 413 00:17:30,122 --> 00:17:31,497 [Spanish guitar music] 414 00:17:31,580 --> 00:17:36,247 Ooh! [giggling] 415 00:17:36,330 --> 00:17:39,372 Eh. Huh? Eh. 416 00:17:40,955 --> 00:17:43,705 Hey, wait! She found it. 417 00:17:43,789 --> 00:17:45,330 Get her! [thuds] 418 00:17:45,414 --> 00:17:48,705 Boys, look. It's the treasure. 419 00:17:48,789 --> 00:17:51,080 Look how much of it there is. 420 00:17:51,164 --> 00:17:52,289 Awesome. 421 00:17:52,372 --> 00:17:56,289 [whooshing] 422 00:17:56,372 --> 00:17:58,247 I don't have a better word than "awesome," 423 00:17:58,330 --> 00:18:00,164 so I'm just gonna say "awesome" again, 424 00:18:00,247 --> 00:18:02,247 but this time louder. 425 00:18:02,330 --> 00:18:04,539 Awesome! 426 00:18:04,622 --> 00:18:07,539 [coins clinks] 427 00:18:07,622 --> 00:18:08,580 [plucks guitar note] 428 00:18:08,664 --> 00:18:11,914 [suspenseful music] 429 00:18:11,997 --> 00:18:15,414 [thunderous clatter] 430 00:18:15,497 --> 00:18:18,914 [rumbling] 431 00:18:18,997 --> 00:18:21,330 Marlene! 432 00:18:21,414 --> 00:18:23,955 You! But how did you find us? 433 00:18:24,039 --> 00:18:25,080 We took the map. 434 00:18:25,164 --> 00:18:26,872 Yes, you did. 435 00:18:26,955 --> 00:18:29,789 Fortunately, we have a photographic memory. 436 00:18:29,872 --> 00:18:31,789 - We do? - Well, technically, no. 437 00:18:31,872 --> 00:18:33,955 But we do have a photographic camera, 438 00:18:34,039 --> 00:18:36,122 which is almost as convenient, 439 00:18:36,205 --> 00:18:38,622 plus it corrects for red eye. 440 00:18:38,705 --> 00:18:40,455 [coins jingling] 441 00:18:40,539 --> 00:18:42,497 Quick, get more gold than the rats. 442 00:18:42,580 --> 00:18:44,539 We can beat them. 443 00:18:44,622 --> 00:18:48,789 No, you must dare to look into the eyes of the squirrel, 444 00:18:48,872 --> 00:18:52,080 into your deepest desire-- [thud] 445 00:18:52,164 --> 00:18:54,789 He who is pure of heart 446 00:18:54,872 --> 00:18:57,039 will see the truth. 447 00:18:57,122 --> 00:18:58,664 Can someone give me one good reason 448 00:18:58,747 --> 00:19:01,997 why we keep listening to this raving banshee? 449 00:19:02,080 --> 00:19:03,455 Fine, give me that thing. 450 00:19:03,539 --> 00:19:05,289 But, Skipper, what about the curse? 451 00:19:05,372 --> 00:19:07,747 Don't worry, Private. Money can't buy honor 452 00:19:07,830 --> 00:19:09,789 or courage or character. 453 00:19:09,872 --> 00:19:11,830 I'm immune to-- [gasps] 454 00:19:11,914 --> 00:19:14,747 Ahh. [laughing] 455 00:19:14,830 --> 00:19:17,205 I'll take five of these and three of that one. 456 00:19:17,289 --> 00:19:20,455 No, no, the big one, the really big one. 457 00:19:20,539 --> 00:19:22,664 [rocket blasting] 458 00:19:22,747 --> 00:19:26,080 Come on! Get some! Whoo! 459 00:19:26,164 --> 00:19:29,247 Oh, dear. Well, that didn't work out so well. 460 00:19:29,330 --> 00:19:31,497 I guess I better have a go. 461 00:19:31,580 --> 00:19:33,414 [eerie whispering] 462 00:19:33,497 --> 00:19:36,164 [laughing] 463 00:19:36,247 --> 00:19:38,705 Baby duckies! They're so cute! 464 00:19:38,789 --> 00:19:40,539 And they're all mine. 465 00:19:40,622 --> 00:19:42,622 No way, Private. We need those funds 466 00:19:42,705 --> 00:19:44,330 for the defense budget. 467 00:19:44,414 --> 00:19:45,872 No! It's mine. 468 00:19:45,955 --> 00:19:47,955 You can never have enough Spanish guitar. 469 00:19:48,039 --> 00:19:49,830 [grunting] 470 00:19:49,914 --> 00:19:52,080 - Duckling! - Tanks. 471 00:19:52,164 --> 00:19:55,330 Ah. [eerie whispering] 472 00:19:55,414 --> 00:20:00,247 Whoa, this must be my greed fantasy now. 473 00:20:00,330 --> 00:20:02,789 I can hardly wait to see the depths 474 00:20:02,872 --> 00:20:04,872 of my own depravity. 475 00:20:04,955 --> 00:20:06,872 This is gonna be good, y'all. 476 00:20:06,955 --> 00:20:09,997 Oh, yeah. Here we go. 477 00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:14,372 It's... it's my kingdom and... 478 00:20:14,455 --> 00:20:15,830 Hey! 479 00:20:15,914 --> 00:20:17,039 Maurice? 480 00:20:17,122 --> 00:20:18,247 And Mort? 481 00:20:18,330 --> 00:20:20,539 You, do you see the truth? 482 00:20:20,622 --> 00:20:22,955 I see that I have been ripped off. 483 00:20:23,039 --> 00:20:24,580 Hello? I thought we were supposed 484 00:20:24,664 --> 00:20:27,914 to be seeing our greatest desires here, 485 00:20:27,997 --> 00:20:31,330 not just... unless... 486 00:20:31,414 --> 00:20:32,914 unless... 487 00:20:32,997 --> 00:20:36,289 - I already ha-- - Do you see the truth? 488 00:20:36,372 --> 00:20:38,205 Just back off, squirrel lady. 489 00:20:38,289 --> 00:20:41,580 Trying to have a meaningful epiphany moment over here. 490 00:20:41,664 --> 00:20:46,789 Unless I already have my greatest desire. 491 00:20:46,872 --> 00:20:48,705 Ah! I got it! 492 00:20:50,872 --> 00:20:52,664 I see the truth. 493 00:20:52,747 --> 00:20:55,830 [grunts] 494 00:20:55,914 --> 00:20:57,914 - Huh? - The only way to win 495 00:20:57,997 --> 00:20:59,414 is get rid of all of it. 496 00:20:59,497 --> 00:21:02,039 It will sink their side of the platform too. 497 00:21:02,122 --> 00:21:06,039 [laughs] I threw that quite well. 498 00:21:06,122 --> 00:21:08,914 Mm. Huh? 499 00:21:08,997 --> 00:21:11,122 [loud clunk] 500 00:21:11,205 --> 00:21:13,414 [coin dings] 501 00:21:13,497 --> 00:21:15,080 [booming thud] 502 00:21:15,164 --> 00:21:16,789 [rats shouting] 503 00:21:16,872 --> 00:21:18,914 This is not awesome! 504 00:21:18,997 --> 00:21:21,122 Ugh! 505 00:21:21,205 --> 00:21:23,955 [booming explosion] 506 00:21:24,039 --> 00:21:25,455 Huh? 507 00:21:25,539 --> 00:21:27,289 [whimpering] 508 00:21:27,372 --> 00:21:30,122 [fireball whooshes] 509 00:21:30,205 --> 00:21:31,747 [rumbling] 510 00:21:31,830 --> 00:21:35,122 [all shouting] 511 00:21:35,205 --> 00:21:37,789 Where is the love? [descending whistle] 512 00:21:37,872 --> 00:21:39,580 [approaching screams] 513 00:21:39,664 --> 00:21:41,039 all: Ow! 514 00:21:41,122 --> 00:21:43,622 [groaning] 515 00:21:43,705 --> 00:21:46,122 Yay! [clunk] 516 00:21:46,205 --> 00:21:48,664 [playful music] 517 00:21:48,747 --> 00:21:50,080 So it turns out 518 00:21:50,164 --> 00:21:54,039 that I am the one who is pure of heart. 519 00:21:54,122 --> 00:21:56,164 Me. Yes, me! 520 00:21:56,247 --> 00:21:57,955 "M" to the "E." Me. 521 00:21:58,039 --> 00:22:01,247 I guess we can chalk that up as the surprise ending. 522 00:22:01,330 --> 00:22:03,039 You call that an ending? 523 00:22:03,122 --> 00:22:07,205 A proper ending is supposed to be emotionally satisfying. 524 00:22:07,289 --> 00:22:09,830 Yeah, well, I'm just satisfied that it's over. 525 00:22:09,914 --> 00:22:11,997 - Ugh, and how. - Yeah. 526 00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:13,997 Guh, if I never hear another word 527 00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:15,372 about treasures or clues or-- 528 00:22:15,455 --> 00:22:17,330 - [gasps] - No time to explain. 529 00:22:17,414 --> 00:22:20,747 This is the legendary feather of the crystal falcon. 530 00:22:20,830 --> 00:22:24,080 Guard it with your life. 531 00:22:24,164 --> 00:22:26,580 Ha! Kowalski! Analysis. 532 00:22:26,664 --> 00:22:28,497 High probability of globetrotting escapades, 533 00:22:28,580 --> 00:22:30,497 ruthless villains, and ancient riches, 534 00:22:30,580 --> 00:22:32,914 all tied up nicely by the heartfelt realization 535 00:22:32,997 --> 00:22:36,580 that we had what we were looking for inside us all along. 536 00:22:36,664 --> 00:22:37,997 Ooh, I'm in. 537 00:22:38,080 --> 00:22:40,955 Who can say no to a mystical quest? 538 00:22:41,039 --> 00:22:43,289 Private, I'll need you to-- Private? 539 00:22:43,372 --> 00:22:45,539 Hey! Wait! Hey, where you going? 540 00:22:45,622 --> 00:22:47,330 This isn't the ending anymore. 541 00:22:47,414 --> 00:22:49,289 Come on! It's the beginning now.