1 00:00:03,123 --> 00:00:04,289 [bell tolls] 2 00:00:04,373 --> 00:00:07,623 [brassy detective music] 3 00:00:07,706 --> 00:00:10,914 [music continues] 4 00:00:22,873 --> 00:00:24,873 Hit it. ♪ Hey-oh, yah, hah ♪ 5 00:00:24,956 --> 00:00:26,998 - ♪ Oh, hey-oh ♪ - Yeah. 6 00:00:27,081 --> 00:00:29,873 - ♪ Hey-oh ♪ - ♪ Yeah, oh-hey-oh ♪ 7 00:00:31,539 --> 00:00:34,706 [brassy detective music] 8 00:00:36,914 --> 00:00:38,248 [camera shutter clicks] 9 00:00:38,331 --> 00:00:40,248 Cute and cuddly, boys. 10 00:00:53,539 --> 00:00:56,164 Easy, Kowalski, easy. 11 00:00:56,248 --> 00:00:58,289 You don't want this stuff going kaput. 12 00:00:58,373 --> 00:00:59,706 Ahh! A shoe. 13 00:00:59,789 --> 00:01:01,039 I need a shoe. 14 00:01:02,914 --> 00:01:05,039 A shoe, shoe. Give me a shoe. 15 00:01:05,123 --> 00:01:06,998 Private, we go barefoot. 16 00:01:07,081 --> 00:01:10,331 - You know that. - A shoe! 17 00:01:10,414 --> 00:01:12,123 Okay, hold on. 18 00:01:12,206 --> 00:01:13,914 Uh-uh. 19 00:01:13,998 --> 00:01:15,998 No, those won't do at all. 20 00:01:16,081 --> 00:01:17,873 No, no time. 21 00:01:17,956 --> 00:01:19,081 Fire in the hole. 22 00:01:19,164 --> 00:01:20,498 - [loud explosion] - Private, 23 00:01:20,581 --> 00:01:23,956 before you unleash another fireball of destruction, 24 00:01:24,039 --> 00:01:26,248 tell me, just what are you shooting at? 25 00:01:26,331 --> 00:01:28,123 Him! 26 00:01:28,206 --> 00:01:31,331 Bro, that was bro-tacular. 27 00:01:31,414 --> 00:01:34,623 See, a filthy cockroach has infiltrated our lair. 28 00:01:34,706 --> 00:01:36,539 Eww, it gives me the willies. 29 00:01:36,623 --> 00:01:38,164 Oh, it's not just one. 30 00:01:38,248 --> 00:01:39,873 'Sup up, bro-tunda? 31 00:01:39,956 --> 00:01:41,831 Ahh! 32 00:01:41,914 --> 00:01:44,873 Not roaches, dude, broaches. 33 00:01:44,956 --> 00:01:46,539 Ahh! 34 00:01:46,623 --> 00:01:47,831 They're everywhere, 35 00:01:47,914 --> 00:01:49,831 spreading disease and pestilence... 36 00:01:49,914 --> 00:01:52,248 [together] Yay! Whoo! Rico! 37 00:01:52,331 --> 00:01:54,039 They're playing with Rico? 38 00:01:54,123 --> 00:01:56,581 Rico's our bro, bro. 39 00:01:56,664 --> 00:01:57,873 - Hi. - Rico. 40 00:01:57,956 --> 00:01:59,539 You know these tiny pests? 41 00:01:59,623 --> 00:02:01,039 Um, uh-huh. 42 00:02:01,123 --> 00:02:04,123 Check it, we were just bro-ing out behind our dumpster. 43 00:02:04,206 --> 00:02:06,456 But then there was this major bro-motion. 44 00:02:06,539 --> 00:02:09,123 We were all, "Scatter, it's the bro-lice." 45 00:02:09,206 --> 00:02:12,081 But it was the Rico bro-rito. 46 00:02:12,164 --> 00:02:15,039 And bro jam's been partying every night since. 47 00:02:15,123 --> 00:02:18,664 Partying till dawn with bro pants on. 48 00:02:18,748 --> 00:02:19,706 A-whoo. 49 00:02:19,789 --> 00:02:23,456 [upbeat funky music] 50 00:02:23,539 --> 00:02:24,998 Partying till dawn, eh? 51 00:02:25,081 --> 00:02:28,081 Eh, heh, heh-heh... ohh. 52 00:02:28,164 --> 00:02:30,373 It does explain the chronic sleepiness. 53 00:02:30,456 --> 00:02:33,873 [screaming] 54 00:02:33,956 --> 00:02:36,914 [snoring] 55 00:02:36,998 --> 00:02:41,998 Rico, this dereliction of duty calls for severe punishment. 56 00:02:42,081 --> 00:02:44,414 I'm moving you to red. 57 00:02:44,498 --> 00:02:45,581 Ohh. 58 00:02:45,664 --> 00:02:47,248 All right, yellow. 59 00:02:47,331 --> 00:02:49,206 But I've got my eye on you, mister. 60 00:02:49,289 --> 00:02:51,748 No more late-night escapades, hmm? 61 00:02:51,831 --> 00:02:54,373 Right, we don't need you bad influences here. 62 00:02:54,456 --> 00:02:56,914 Away you go, purveyors of pestilence. 63 00:02:56,998 --> 00:02:58,539 Now, hold on, Private. 64 00:02:58,623 --> 00:03:01,956 We can't hold these tiny men accountable for Rico's behavior. 65 00:03:02,039 --> 00:03:03,831 We can't? Eeee! 66 00:03:03,914 --> 00:03:05,206 Heck, no. 67 00:03:05,289 --> 00:03:07,998 Anyone who can survive a nuclear apocalypse 68 00:03:08,081 --> 00:03:09,789 is A-okay in my book. 69 00:03:09,873 --> 00:03:11,956 You... like cockroaches? 70 00:03:12,039 --> 00:03:13,498 Who doesn't? 71 00:03:13,581 --> 00:03:15,164 A cockroach can live without a head 72 00:03:15,248 --> 00:03:17,123 for up to seven days, 73 00:03:17,206 --> 00:03:20,289 but I think we can beat those numbers. 74 00:03:20,373 --> 00:03:22,373 Who's up for some experimenting, huh? 75 00:03:22,456 --> 00:03:23,248 Scatter! 76 00:03:23,331 --> 00:03:24,498 Oh, wait, wait, wait. 77 00:03:24,581 --> 00:03:27,956 I'm all alone in a world gone mad. 78 00:03:28,039 --> 00:03:29,706 Where's our manners? Kowalski, 79 00:03:29,789 --> 00:03:33,289 pop open a can of trash for our guests. 80 00:03:33,373 --> 00:03:35,956 Thanks, broza, but we didn't come for eats. 81 00:03:36,039 --> 00:03:37,081 I did. 82 00:03:37,164 --> 00:03:38,414 Okay, he did. 83 00:03:38,498 --> 00:03:40,456 The rest of us came for bro-ssistance. 84 00:03:40,539 --> 00:03:42,789 Yeah, this exterminator is trying to give us 85 00:03:42,873 --> 00:03:44,289 the old heave-bro. 86 00:03:44,373 --> 00:03:48,039 I've always wanted to grapple with an exterminator. 87 00:03:48,123 --> 00:03:50,789 Exterminator... 88 00:03:50,873 --> 00:03:52,414 ooh, it just sounds dangerous. 89 00:03:52,498 --> 00:03:55,664 All right, you little creeps, we're in. 90 00:03:57,956 --> 00:03:59,039 [burps] 91 00:03:59,123 --> 00:04:00,414 Bro-hemian. 92 00:04:00,498 --> 00:04:03,081 Oh, you want to make this a bro-down? 93 00:04:03,164 --> 00:04:05,331 [burps] 94 00:04:05,414 --> 00:04:08,998 Would you fellows mind playing another less pungent game? 95 00:04:09,081 --> 00:04:10,789 [inhaling] 96 00:04:10,873 --> 00:04:12,748 [burps] 97 00:04:12,831 --> 00:04:14,873 Doh! 98 00:04:14,956 --> 00:04:16,623 Man overboard, Kowalski. 99 00:04:16,706 --> 00:04:17,706 I'm on it. 100 00:04:17,789 --> 00:04:19,373 [tires screeching] 101 00:04:20,831 --> 00:04:21,873 Dohh! 102 00:04:21,956 --> 00:04:24,164 Man under car, Kowalski. 103 00:04:29,331 --> 00:04:31,081 - Testing! - Ah-oom-augh-ah-ahh! 104 00:04:31,164 --> 00:04:33,081 Microphone is on line. 105 00:04:33,164 --> 00:04:35,331 Also, my eardrums are bleeding. 106 00:04:35,414 --> 00:04:37,206 Well, there's no way the exterminator 107 00:04:37,289 --> 00:04:39,164 is gonna get the jump on us 108 00:04:39,248 --> 00:04:42,039 with our technological superiority. 109 00:04:42,123 --> 00:04:44,539 So, bro-fessor, what now? 110 00:04:44,623 --> 00:04:47,956 What we have here is a good old-fashioned stakeout: 111 00:04:48,039 --> 00:04:49,956 hours of mind-numbing boredom 112 00:04:50,039 --> 00:04:54,664 followed by a few precious moments of soul-rending terror. 113 00:04:54,748 --> 00:04:55,706 We wait. 114 00:04:55,789 --> 00:04:58,664 [clock ticking] 115 00:04:58,748 --> 00:05:00,539 So...20 questions? 116 00:05:00,623 --> 00:05:01,664 Shoot. 117 00:05:01,748 --> 00:05:03,373 - Person, place, or thing? - Thing. 118 00:05:03,456 --> 00:05:04,956 Is it bigger than a bread box? 119 00:05:05,039 --> 00:05:07,289 Yes... and no. 120 00:05:07,373 --> 00:05:09,123 Deal 'em, bro-meo. 121 00:05:12,831 --> 00:05:14,998 [all groaning] 122 00:05:15,081 --> 00:05:16,539 Oops. 123 00:05:16,623 --> 00:05:18,289 [clock ticking] 124 00:05:18,373 --> 00:05:20,331 Is it battery-powered? 125 00:05:20,414 --> 00:05:22,706 Yes... and no. 126 00:05:24,248 --> 00:05:26,248 Oh, wait! 127 00:05:26,331 --> 00:05:29,248 Dude, quit shaking the bro-cuzzi. 128 00:05:29,331 --> 00:05:31,914 Ooh... glah. 129 00:05:31,998 --> 00:05:34,914 [clock ticking] 130 00:05:34,998 --> 00:05:36,581 Has it ever been on the moon? 131 00:05:36,664 --> 00:05:38,748 Yes... and no. 132 00:05:38,831 --> 00:05:39,873 Oh, come on! 133 00:05:39,956 --> 00:05:41,331 You've got to give me something! 134 00:05:41,414 --> 00:05:43,914 Yes, I do... and no, I don't. 135 00:05:43,998 --> 00:05:45,081 [tires screeching] 136 00:05:45,164 --> 00:05:46,123 Action stations. 137 00:05:46,206 --> 00:05:47,539 It's showtime. 138 00:05:48,789 --> 00:05:49,748 [door squeaks open] 139 00:05:49,831 --> 00:05:51,956 Pizza deliv... wha? 140 00:05:52,039 --> 00:05:54,748 Ah, for the love of... 141 00:05:54,831 --> 00:05:55,873 Oof! 142 00:05:55,956 --> 00:05:57,164 Who ordered the pizza? 143 00:05:57,248 --> 00:05:58,789 Um... heh-heh. 144 00:05:58,873 --> 00:06:01,914 All-nighters make us bro-daciously hungry, so... 145 00:06:02,039 --> 00:06:05,956 Fine, get rid of the evidence, and let's eat. 146 00:06:06,039 --> 00:06:09,248 By the way, Kowalski, it was the spirit of adventure. 147 00:06:09,331 --> 00:06:11,789 Oh, I almost guessed that. 148 00:06:13,206 --> 00:06:14,664 Ewwww. 149 00:06:14,748 --> 00:06:17,456 [clock ticking] 150 00:06:17,539 --> 00:06:19,914 We had a date with destiny. 151 00:06:19,998 --> 00:06:22,414 Destiny broke our hearts. 152 00:06:22,498 --> 00:06:25,914 Well, boys, looks like this exterminator is a no-show. 153 00:06:25,998 --> 00:06:27,998 You mean bro-show. 154 00:06:28,081 --> 00:06:29,664 Out of linguistic curiosity, 155 00:06:29,748 --> 00:06:31,914 what do you call your actual brother? 156 00:06:31,998 --> 00:06:34,164 Steve. Why? 157 00:06:34,248 --> 00:06:35,706 Never mind. 158 00:06:35,789 --> 00:06:38,581 Oh, gee, I can't believe we have to say good-bye 159 00:06:38,664 --> 00:06:40,623 to this vermin-infested filth trap. 160 00:06:40,706 --> 00:06:44,039 You can visit our bro hall at any time you want, bro. 161 00:06:44,123 --> 00:06:47,206 Oh, uh, thanks... bro. 162 00:06:48,456 --> 00:06:49,748 Wait a minute, Skipper. 163 00:06:49,831 --> 00:06:51,248 I think I hear a-- 164 00:06:52,081 --> 00:06:53,539 Evasive action. 165 00:06:53,623 --> 00:06:55,373 Scatter! 166 00:06:58,456 --> 00:07:02,748 There's something strangely familiar about that man. 167 00:07:02,831 --> 00:07:04,248 Napoleon's buttons. 168 00:07:04,331 --> 00:07:06,206 - Wuh-oh. - It's Officer X. 169 00:07:06,289 --> 00:07:09,873 Now known as... Exterminator X. 170 00:07:09,956 --> 00:07:12,373 The grapple dream lives. [laughs sinisterly] 171 00:07:12,456 --> 00:07:14,706 You don't suppose he's forgotten about us, do you? 172 00:07:14,789 --> 00:07:15,998 [sniffing] 173 00:07:16,081 --> 00:07:18,414 I smell something, 174 00:07:18,498 --> 00:07:22,039 something I haven't smelled since... 175 00:07:22,123 --> 00:07:23,331 penguins! 176 00:07:23,414 --> 00:07:24,664 [gulps] Guess not. 177 00:07:24,748 --> 00:07:27,831 Make for the exits. Go! Go! Go! 178 00:07:28,956 --> 00:07:30,331 [clang] 179 00:07:32,456 --> 00:07:35,706 You birds cost me my job at animal control, 180 00:07:35,789 --> 00:07:38,581 so oh, yeah, it's payback time. 181 00:07:38,664 --> 00:07:40,748 Let's go with the "harder they fall" maneuver... 182 00:07:40,831 --> 00:07:42,039 on three. 183 00:07:42,123 --> 00:07:44,164 The "three" will be silent, so heads up. 184 00:07:44,248 --> 00:07:47,706 One, two... uh? 185 00:07:47,789 --> 00:07:50,289 Argh! 186 00:07:50,373 --> 00:07:52,039 Ergh! Oh! 187 00:07:52,123 --> 00:07:53,623 Hoo-ah! 188 00:07:56,623 --> 00:07:58,373 Grapple accomplished. 189 00:07:58,456 --> 00:08:00,206 Up high, men. 190 00:08:00,289 --> 00:08:02,664 [grunting] 191 00:08:02,748 --> 00:08:03,956 what the deuce? 192 00:08:05,789 --> 00:08:06,539 Skipper! 193 00:08:06,623 --> 00:08:07,789 Run for it, Private. 194 00:08:07,873 --> 00:08:09,039 Save yourself, kid. 195 00:08:09,123 --> 00:08:10,456 Gah, gah, what do I do? 196 00:08:10,539 --> 00:08:12,289 What do I do? 197 00:08:17,706 --> 00:08:19,039 Augggh! 198 00:08:19,123 --> 00:08:20,581 [all shuddering] 199 00:08:20,664 --> 00:08:22,914 I've been carrying this around, waiting, 200 00:08:22,998 --> 00:08:24,248 because I knew... 201 00:08:24,331 --> 00:08:27,498 ohh, I knew I'd see you penguins again. 202 00:08:28,914 --> 00:08:31,581 Everyone thought I was crazy blaming penguins. 203 00:08:31,664 --> 00:08:33,873 "Oh, penguins are cute and cuddly." 204 00:08:33,956 --> 00:08:35,164 "Oh, no, they're not." 205 00:08:35,248 --> 00:08:36,581 "Oh, yes, they are." 206 00:08:36,664 --> 00:08:38,414 "No, you don't know 'em the way I know 'em. 207 00:08:38,498 --> 00:08:40,081 They've got devious brains." 208 00:08:40,164 --> 00:08:42,081 Think, Private, think. 209 00:08:42,164 --> 00:08:43,664 Dude, you bro-kay? 210 00:08:43,748 --> 00:08:47,956 Gaah! 211 00:08:48,039 --> 00:08:49,789 Bro, seriously, shut it. 212 00:08:49,873 --> 00:08:52,331 That dude is gonna go bro-magnon on us. 213 00:08:52,414 --> 00:08:53,998 All right, all right, all right. 214 00:08:54,081 --> 00:08:56,831 Shh, let's think bro-actively. 215 00:08:56,914 --> 00:08:58,123 Bro-actively? 216 00:08:58,206 --> 00:08:59,831 I'm not even sure what that means. 217 00:08:59,914 --> 00:09:03,373 What can one little penguin and three little broaches do 218 00:09:03,456 --> 00:09:05,789 against a batty exterminator? 219 00:09:05,873 --> 00:09:08,373 There aren't just three of us, bro-master. 220 00:09:08,456 --> 00:09:09,998 [whistles] 221 00:09:11,664 --> 00:09:12,998 Ohh... 222 00:09:13,081 --> 00:09:14,539 Oh, goo... goodness. 223 00:09:14,623 --> 00:09:17,164 All right, I've got an idea, 224 00:09:17,248 --> 00:09:20,039 a really, really horrible idea. 225 00:09:20,123 --> 00:09:22,998 No, Private, this is no time for the willies. 226 00:09:24,289 --> 00:09:26,456 Sometimes at night, I just lay awake 227 00:09:26,539 --> 00:09:29,456 thinking about... penguins. 228 00:09:30,873 --> 00:09:32,498 [rattling] 229 00:09:34,664 --> 00:09:37,123 Nowhere to run now, punk. 230 00:09:39,081 --> 00:09:40,123 Auuugh! 231 00:09:40,206 --> 00:09:41,998 Ahh, penguins! 232 00:09:42,081 --> 00:09:44,123 Hmm, amateur. 233 00:09:48,039 --> 00:09:49,748 [sniffing] 234 00:09:53,289 --> 00:09:55,456 [mumbles] 235 00:09:55,539 --> 00:09:57,331 [roaches chirping] 236 00:09:57,414 --> 00:09:58,789 [shudders] 237 00:10:02,748 --> 00:10:04,914 Almost there. Swing. 238 00:10:04,998 --> 00:10:05,914 [grunts] 239 00:10:05,998 --> 00:10:07,289 We'll get it on the next one. 240 00:10:07,373 --> 00:10:08,831 Ready... swing. 241 00:10:08,914 --> 00:10:11,123 [grunting] 242 00:10:11,206 --> 00:10:13,123 Oh, come on. 243 00:10:13,206 --> 00:10:15,206 [grunting] 244 00:10:15,289 --> 00:10:17,414 No, no, no, no, no, no. 245 00:10:17,498 --> 00:10:21,373 Okay... who's got a new plan... 246 00:10:21,456 --> 00:10:24,664 one that does not involve wall smacking? 247 00:10:26,206 --> 00:10:28,206 Must have hit harder than I thought. 248 00:10:28,289 --> 00:10:29,498 Wow. 249 00:10:29,581 --> 00:10:31,373 Poached salmon, what is that? 250 00:10:31,456 --> 00:10:34,873 Ugh, okay, boys, that should do it. 251 00:10:34,956 --> 00:10:38,206 [shudders] 252 00:10:38,289 --> 00:10:42,164 Excellent cover, Private, but given your squeamish nature, 253 00:10:42,248 --> 00:10:44,789 how did you stand having all those creepy, crawly roaches 254 00:10:44,873 --> 00:10:47,623 all over you with their hairy, disease-riddled legs, 255 00:10:47,706 --> 00:10:49,914 and their mucus-laden mandibles 256 00:10:49,998 --> 00:10:52,581 and their steely, cold exoskeletons 257 00:10:52,664 --> 00:10:54,581 crawling all over you? 258 00:10:54,664 --> 00:10:56,331 All part of the job, Skipper. 259 00:10:56,414 --> 00:10:58,748 I knew you'd come back. 260 00:10:58,831 --> 00:11:00,914 Rico, dart gun, please. 261 00:11:03,748 --> 00:11:05,248 Now, boys, as we discussed. 262 00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:06,414 [cockroaches chirping] 263 00:11:06,498 --> 00:11:09,414 What... What is that? 264 00:11:09,498 --> 00:11:11,081 Where'd they go? 265 00:11:11,164 --> 00:11:12,581 Where are the penguins? 266 00:11:12,664 --> 00:11:14,581 You got me, bro-berry. 267 00:11:14,664 --> 00:11:17,789 'Sup, bro-mosapien? 268 00:11:17,873 --> 00:11:21,414 They're in my company-issued slacks. 269 00:11:21,498 --> 00:11:23,664 Welcome to the bro-deo. 270 00:11:23,748 --> 00:11:27,581 [screams] Icky, ick, ick, ick! 271 00:11:27,664 --> 00:11:29,248 Ohh, get 'em off. 272 00:11:29,331 --> 00:11:30,873 Get 'em off me. 273 00:11:32,414 --> 00:11:34,206 Well done, Private. 274 00:11:34,289 --> 00:11:37,289 Thank you, Skipper, and now, if you'll excuse me, 275 00:11:37,373 --> 00:11:39,081 it's time for the willies. 276 00:11:39,164 --> 00:11:42,164 Ahh! Augh! Ohh-ohh! 277 00:11:45,706 --> 00:11:48,081 [upbeat jazzy music] 278 00:11:58,414 --> 00:12:00,664 Hey, where are the penguins? 279 00:12:06,581 --> 00:12:08,247 Go, go. 280 00:12:08,331 --> 00:12:09,622 Ugh! 281 00:12:09,706 --> 00:12:11,664 Ohh. 282 00:12:11,747 --> 00:12:12,831 Well done, men. 283 00:12:12,914 --> 00:12:15,206 Prepare to enjoy warm, 284 00:12:15,289 --> 00:12:17,706 twisted deliciousness. 285 00:12:19,247 --> 00:12:21,622 No way. 286 00:12:21,706 --> 00:12:24,122 [all whistling] 287 00:12:24,206 --> 00:12:26,456 That is going in my zoo report. 288 00:12:27,539 --> 00:12:29,456 He's on to us, boys. 289 00:12:29,539 --> 00:12:30,872 He saw everything, 290 00:12:30,956 --> 00:12:32,914 and he's documenting it all in that dossier. 291 00:12:32,997 --> 00:12:35,664 We've got us a spy. 292 00:12:35,747 --> 00:12:37,997 Skipper, this could be an excellent opportunity 293 00:12:38,081 --> 00:12:40,539 to fire up my new brainwashing machine. 294 00:12:40,622 --> 00:12:42,039 Uh-uh. 295 00:12:43,414 --> 00:12:44,872 Yoink. 296 00:12:46,747 --> 00:12:47,956 Too soon. 297 00:12:48,039 --> 00:12:49,456 In the game of espionage, 298 00:12:49,539 --> 00:12:51,706 mind manipulation and wedgies are a last resort. 299 00:12:51,789 --> 00:12:53,122 Ohh. 300 00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:54,872 Why don't we just go fetch the notebook? 301 00:12:54,956 --> 00:12:58,206 Private, don't you think I could have extracted it 302 00:12:58,289 --> 00:13:00,122 while you were saying that sentence? 303 00:13:00,206 --> 00:13:01,747 I suppose. 304 00:13:01,831 --> 00:13:03,831 I could have done it while you were saying that sentence, 305 00:13:03,914 --> 00:13:05,456 and it was only two words. 306 00:13:05,539 --> 00:13:06,706 And one of them was "I." 307 00:13:06,789 --> 00:13:08,622 He's a small fry, Private. 308 00:13:08,706 --> 00:13:10,372 We want the big fish. 309 00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:11,831 Fish. 310 00:13:11,914 --> 00:13:13,164 Exactamundo, Rico. 311 00:13:13,247 --> 00:13:16,497 Where there's a spy, there's a spymaster, 312 00:13:16,581 --> 00:13:18,997 and this little operative is gonna lead us there. 313 00:13:19,081 --> 00:13:22,664 Gentlemen, commence operation. 314 00:13:22,747 --> 00:13:24,122 Hey, where'd he go? 315 00:13:24,206 --> 00:13:25,372 Copy that. 316 00:13:25,456 --> 00:13:27,581 What? No, that wasn't the name of-- 317 00:13:27,664 --> 00:13:29,747 Skipper, he dropped this. 318 00:13:30,914 --> 00:13:32,664 Junior has intel on Madagascar. 319 00:13:32,747 --> 00:13:34,872 How long has he been following us? 320 00:13:34,956 --> 00:13:36,289 Madagascar. 321 00:13:36,372 --> 00:13:39,039 Did somebody mention my home, sweet homeland? 322 00:13:39,122 --> 00:13:43,039 Hey, that's my royal booty scratcher. 323 00:13:43,122 --> 00:13:45,206 Oh, how I've missed you. 324 00:13:45,289 --> 00:13:47,289 I have an itch that won't quit, 325 00:13:47,372 --> 00:13:50,497 which is itching even more now that I have been reminded 326 00:13:50,581 --> 00:13:53,581 of its nonquitting itchiness. 327 00:13:53,664 --> 00:13:56,206 Wait, my brain has an idea. 328 00:13:56,289 --> 00:14:00,247 You penguins could go on one of your secretly missions 329 00:14:00,331 --> 00:14:03,539 to get back my royal booty scratcher. 330 00:14:03,622 --> 00:14:05,039 No dice, ringtail. 331 00:14:05,122 --> 00:14:07,206 We're in the middle of a real mission 332 00:14:07,289 --> 00:14:10,831 with a little more at stake than your royal rump. 333 00:14:10,914 --> 00:14:13,039 Oh, la-di-da. 334 00:14:13,122 --> 00:14:14,956 "I'm a penguin on a mission. 335 00:14:15,039 --> 00:14:17,039 I'm better than you." 336 00:14:19,206 --> 00:14:21,497 well, my brain now thinks we lemurs 337 00:14:21,581 --> 00:14:25,206 also too can have a mission: 338 00:14:25,289 --> 00:14:28,706 operation booty-scooty-rooty-looty. 339 00:14:28,789 --> 00:14:30,164 Oh, it's rhymey. 340 00:14:30,247 --> 00:14:32,914 Yes, I was going for that. 341 00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:36,039 Come, Maurice, we are going beneath cover. 342 00:14:36,122 --> 00:14:38,289 You mean, undercover? 343 00:14:38,372 --> 00:14:39,622 [sighs] 344 00:14:39,706 --> 00:14:42,247 We shall make like those that are beneath us. 345 00:14:42,331 --> 00:14:43,331 Wormies. 346 00:14:43,414 --> 00:14:44,414 Penguins. 347 00:14:44,497 --> 00:14:45,497 Yay! 348 00:14:45,581 --> 00:14:46,914 What? Why are you yaying? 349 00:14:46,997 --> 00:14:48,039 You were wrong. 350 00:14:48,122 --> 00:14:49,497 You were right. Yay. 351 00:14:49,581 --> 00:14:51,247 Uh... okay. 352 00:14:51,331 --> 00:14:53,789 Maurice, on our penguiny team, 353 00:14:53,872 --> 00:14:56,539 you will be the maniac one. 354 00:14:56,622 --> 00:14:59,581 Mort will be the bossy one. 355 00:14:59,664 --> 00:15:00,997 Yay! 356 00:15:01,081 --> 00:15:03,206 I mean, do this. Do that. 357 00:15:03,289 --> 00:15:04,372 [laughs] 358 00:15:04,456 --> 00:15:06,164 Don't tell me what to do, Mort. 359 00:15:06,247 --> 00:15:09,872 I am your king, who naturally will be the cute one. 360 00:15:09,956 --> 00:15:11,247 Look at me. 361 00:15:11,331 --> 00:15:13,956 Hmm, now, where are we going to find 362 00:15:14,039 --> 00:15:15,456 the brainy one? 363 00:15:17,206 --> 00:15:19,831 Say something... sciencey. 364 00:15:19,914 --> 00:15:21,456 Sciencey? 365 00:15:21,539 --> 00:15:22,789 Is that even a word? 366 00:15:22,872 --> 00:15:25,956 Is that... ooh, you stumped me. 367 00:15:26,039 --> 00:15:27,956 We found our genius. 368 00:15:29,081 --> 00:15:30,497 I've got a visual, Skipper. 369 00:15:30,581 --> 00:15:32,831 Subject approaching sector salty. 370 00:15:32,914 --> 00:15:34,997 And he returns to the scene, 371 00:15:35,081 --> 00:15:36,789 just as I expected. 372 00:15:36,872 --> 00:15:38,289 Hold position. 373 00:15:38,372 --> 00:15:40,914 You really don't have any pretzels? 374 00:15:40,997 --> 00:15:44,706 That's because the penguins stole them all, Mrs. Trevor. 375 00:15:44,789 --> 00:15:46,747 Skipper, I can grab the notebook. 376 00:15:46,831 --> 00:15:47,997 Not yet, Private. 377 00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:50,331 This is just getting interesting. 378 00:15:52,039 --> 00:15:54,039 Ohh. 379 00:15:54,122 --> 00:15:56,456 I'm not making this one up. 380 00:15:56,539 --> 00:15:57,622 Look, see? 381 00:15:57,706 --> 00:15:59,914 One of the penguins just flew by. 382 00:15:59,997 --> 00:16:02,164 Penguins don't fly, Ronald. 383 00:16:02,247 --> 00:16:04,497 Now, take your notebook and go write down 384 00:16:04,581 --> 00:16:07,497 some real observations for your field trip report. 385 00:16:07,581 --> 00:16:10,039 Sending him out on more recon, eh? 386 00:16:10,122 --> 00:16:12,581 Well, five can play at that game. 387 00:16:15,414 --> 00:16:18,997 Ahh, my itching isn't quitting just standing here. 388 00:16:19,081 --> 00:16:21,039 Give us orders, bossy one. 389 00:16:21,122 --> 00:16:22,122 That would be you. 390 00:16:22,206 --> 00:16:23,539 What should I order? 391 00:16:23,622 --> 00:16:24,914 Pizza or Chinese. 392 00:16:24,997 --> 00:16:26,622 I'm easy. 393 00:16:26,706 --> 00:16:29,789 Get the smart one to tell us where the heck is this building. 394 00:16:29,872 --> 00:16:32,039 Yeah, what he said. 395 00:16:32,122 --> 00:16:34,081 Uh, isn't the smart one 396 00:16:34,164 --> 00:16:37,039 supposed to whip out a map or something? 397 00:16:37,122 --> 00:16:39,081 I think we can cover all the spy's movements 398 00:16:39,164 --> 00:16:41,872 if we place cameras here, here, here, here, and here. 399 00:16:41,956 --> 00:16:44,039 That's pretty ambitious, Kowalski, 400 00:16:44,122 --> 00:16:46,456 considering he's right here. 401 00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:49,497 Skipper, the notebook. 402 00:16:49,581 --> 00:16:50,831 At the moment, Private, 403 00:16:50,914 --> 00:16:52,706 I'm more interested in the elephant. 404 00:16:52,789 --> 00:16:56,039 Uh... part two. 405 00:16:56,122 --> 00:16:59,039 This conspiracy is even bigger than I imagined 406 00:16:59,122 --> 00:17:01,539 in my wildest paranoid dreams. 407 00:17:01,622 --> 00:17:03,747 Yep, he's told me some of them. 408 00:17:03,831 --> 00:17:05,664 They're pretty wild. 409 00:17:05,747 --> 00:17:07,289 [laughs] Okay, here-- 410 00:17:07,372 --> 00:17:08,289 Oh! 411 00:17:08,372 --> 00:17:09,372 Huh? 412 00:17:09,456 --> 00:17:11,289 - what have you told him? - Who? 413 00:17:11,372 --> 00:17:13,497 The spook, the sneak, the spy. 414 00:17:13,581 --> 00:17:14,664 The who? 415 00:17:14,747 --> 00:17:16,372 Coy, are you, now? 416 00:17:16,456 --> 00:17:20,122 Rico, why don't you hustle up some elephant-sized underpants? 417 00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:22,081 Prepare to go atomic. 418 00:17:22,164 --> 00:17:25,331 [cackles] 419 00:17:32,289 --> 00:17:35,122 Oh, so now you're ready to talk. 420 00:17:37,039 --> 00:17:38,039 Ah! 421 00:17:38,122 --> 00:17:39,497 Dude. 422 00:17:39,581 --> 00:17:41,747 Wedgie. 423 00:17:41,831 --> 00:17:43,539 Ahh. 424 00:17:43,622 --> 00:17:47,081 Okay, maybe now it's time to get that notebook. 425 00:17:47,164 --> 00:17:49,789 Hmm, does look familiar. 426 00:17:49,872 --> 00:17:51,206 That's because-- 427 00:17:51,289 --> 00:17:52,831 Bossy one, tell maniac one 428 00:17:52,956 --> 00:17:56,206 he should only speak in stupid grunts, not words. 429 00:17:56,289 --> 00:17:59,206 what he said... again. 430 00:17:59,289 --> 00:18:02,581 [blabbering] 431 00:18:02,664 --> 00:18:04,956 I think your dog wants something. 432 00:18:05,039 --> 00:18:06,581 What is it, boy? 433 00:18:06,664 --> 00:18:10,039 Yep, definitely seen that somewhere before. 434 00:18:11,997 --> 00:18:13,039 They're after me. 435 00:18:13,122 --> 00:18:14,706 They're after me. 436 00:18:18,664 --> 00:18:20,622 They're after me! 437 00:18:20,706 --> 00:18:23,081 Come on, now, it's time to go to our next stop. 438 00:18:23,164 --> 00:18:24,872 [sighs] 439 00:18:24,956 --> 00:18:26,539 [together] yay! Whoo-hoo! 440 00:18:26,622 --> 00:18:28,539 Ah, lost 'em. 441 00:18:29,872 --> 00:18:31,456 That's my report. 442 00:18:32,372 --> 00:18:35,747 Oh, this is a-plus material. 443 00:18:35,831 --> 00:18:39,539 Now, for our next challenge, how do we get inside? 444 00:18:39,622 --> 00:18:42,164 How about that thing that looks like a door? 445 00:18:42,247 --> 00:18:44,331 It might be a door. 446 00:18:44,414 --> 00:18:47,997 Stupendous braininess, smart one. 447 00:18:48,081 --> 00:18:51,331 [all grunting] 448 00:18:55,122 --> 00:18:57,997 [all blabbering] 449 00:18:58,081 --> 00:19:01,289 Ahh! Ooh! Augh! Ohh! 450 00:19:01,372 --> 00:19:04,206 Ohh, very clever, smart one. 451 00:19:04,289 --> 00:19:07,164 Doing the penguin slippery slide, eh? 452 00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:09,372 Whee! I'm speeding! 453 00:19:09,456 --> 00:19:11,331 Geh! 454 00:19:15,831 --> 00:19:17,789 [gasps] They're here. 455 00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:26,247 [gasps] 456 00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:29,539 [squeaking noise] 457 00:19:31,081 --> 00:19:32,622 [gasps] 458 00:19:32,706 --> 00:19:33,997 Eh! 459 00:19:34,081 --> 00:19:35,706 Ow. 460 00:19:38,581 --> 00:19:41,247 We need to retrieve that dossier, boys. 461 00:19:41,331 --> 00:19:42,622 This spy is wild, 462 00:19:42,706 --> 00:19:44,539 but we've got something he doesn't. 463 00:19:44,622 --> 00:19:46,039 High-tension wire, a good old harness, 464 00:19:46,122 --> 00:19:47,206 and a grabby claw? 465 00:19:47,289 --> 00:19:48,539 I was gonna say teamwork, 466 00:19:48,622 --> 00:19:51,247 but bring those other things too. 467 00:19:51,331 --> 00:19:54,247 I am questioning your leadershipiness now. 468 00:19:54,331 --> 00:19:58,164 Oh, I can't take the pressure. 469 00:19:58,247 --> 00:20:01,747 Maniac one, vomit something useful. 470 00:20:01,831 --> 00:20:03,081 You want me to do what? 471 00:20:03,164 --> 00:20:04,289 I-I mean... 472 00:20:04,372 --> 00:20:05,581 [blabbering] 473 00:20:05,664 --> 00:20:08,581 You know, hawk, spew, blow chunkies, 474 00:20:08,664 --> 00:20:10,706 laugh at the carpet, rainbow yawn, 475 00:20:10,789 --> 00:20:11,914 yell at your shoes. 476 00:20:11,997 --> 00:20:13,414 I don't care what you do, 477 00:20:13,497 --> 00:20:16,206 but give me something useful from your gut. 478 00:20:18,706 --> 00:20:21,664 Mm... bleh! 479 00:20:23,206 --> 00:20:24,331 [footsteps tapping] 480 00:20:24,414 --> 00:20:26,164 Abort! Abort! 481 00:20:27,247 --> 00:20:29,414 Huh? 482 00:20:29,497 --> 00:20:30,706 There you are, Ronald. 483 00:20:30,789 --> 00:20:33,622 You can't just wander off from the group. 484 00:20:33,706 --> 00:20:34,622 [sighs] 485 00:20:34,706 --> 00:20:36,372 What did we talk about, Ronald? 486 00:20:36,456 --> 00:20:37,831 That is for observations, 487 00:20:37,914 --> 00:20:40,539 not your wild make-believe stories. 488 00:20:40,622 --> 00:20:43,289 But Mrs. Trevor, these are observations. 489 00:20:43,372 --> 00:20:44,997 It's those penguins from the zoo. 490 00:20:45,081 --> 00:20:47,622 First it was the pretzels. Now they're after me. 491 00:20:47,706 --> 00:20:50,414 They're up in that vent watching us right now. 492 00:20:50,497 --> 00:20:52,206 I think they want to give me a wedgie. 493 00:20:52,289 --> 00:20:54,872 Ronald, do you know how stressful 494 00:20:54,956 --> 00:20:57,706 a field trip is on a teacher? 495 00:20:57,789 --> 00:20:59,164 Very. 496 00:20:59,247 --> 00:21:00,289 Hey. 497 00:21:00,372 --> 00:21:01,706 Want it. I want it. 498 00:21:01,789 --> 00:21:02,747 I've got to have it. 499 00:21:02,831 --> 00:21:03,956 I've got to have it. 500 00:21:05,039 --> 00:21:06,081 What are you doing, man? 501 00:21:06,164 --> 00:21:07,372 If they see you, 502 00:21:07,456 --> 00:21:08,997 it will compromise our entire mission. 503 00:21:09,081 --> 00:21:10,789 Oh, your mission. 504 00:21:10,872 --> 00:21:13,122 Let me tell you something, mister. 505 00:21:13,206 --> 00:21:15,789 My mission is much more important 506 00:21:15,872 --> 00:21:17,331 than your mission. 507 00:21:17,414 --> 00:21:20,622 This itch is epically nonquitting, and... 508 00:21:20,706 --> 00:21:24,831 [blabbering] 509 00:21:24,914 --> 00:21:25,914 Pipe down. 510 00:21:25,997 --> 00:21:27,831 We'll get your butt scratcher. 511 00:21:33,122 --> 00:21:34,289 They're good. 512 00:21:34,372 --> 00:21:35,747 [all gasping] 513 00:21:39,081 --> 00:21:40,164 Mm? 514 00:21:40,247 --> 00:21:41,872 Mrs. Trevor. Mrs. Trevor, look. 515 00:21:41,956 --> 00:21:44,206 The penguins are right there pretending to be a totem... 516 00:21:44,289 --> 00:21:45,831 [footsteps tapping] 517 00:21:45,914 --> 00:21:46,956 Pole. 518 00:21:47,039 --> 00:21:48,706 Honestly, Ronald, stop. 519 00:21:48,789 --> 00:21:50,581 Just stop. 520 00:21:50,664 --> 00:21:53,331 There never have been nor will there ever be 521 00:21:53,414 --> 00:21:55,872 any penguins in Madagascar. 522 00:21:55,956 --> 00:21:57,539 But the wedgies. 523 00:21:57,622 --> 00:22:00,039 Here, stick to what you're good at. 524 00:22:00,122 --> 00:22:03,331 I would slay you with a cutting remark, sir, 525 00:22:03,414 --> 00:22:05,539 if I didn't have more important matters. 526 00:22:05,622 --> 00:22:07,081 What are you doing? 527 00:22:07,164 --> 00:22:08,539 I am the leader. 528 00:22:08,622 --> 00:22:11,122 I will scratch the king's booty. 529 00:22:11,206 --> 00:22:12,539 - But-- - No buts... 530 00:22:12,622 --> 00:22:14,706 except your itchy one. 531 00:22:14,789 --> 00:22:17,706 Um, yeah, regarding our mission... 532 00:22:17,789 --> 00:22:19,706 Our mark has left the building. 533 00:22:19,789 --> 00:22:21,789 Skipper, look. 534 00:22:23,831 --> 00:22:25,331 Oh, yes, get it. 535 00:22:25,414 --> 00:22:27,039 Oh, you're the best. 536 00:22:27,122 --> 00:22:29,956 Oh, bossing's so nice. 537 00:22:32,122 --> 00:22:33,539 Penguin commandos... 538 00:22:33,622 --> 00:22:35,956 [laughs] How ridiculous. 539 00:22:38,747 --> 00:22:41,456 You didn't see anything. 540 00:22:42,331 --> 00:22:43,622 Heh?