1 00:00:03,248 --> 00:00:04,414 [bell tolls] 2 00:00:04,498 --> 00:00:06,664 [brassy detective music] 3 00:00:22,831 --> 00:00:24,581 - Hit it. - ♪ Hey-oh, yah, hah ♪ 4 00:00:24,664 --> 00:00:26,456 - ♪ Oh, hey-oh ♪ - Yeah. 5 00:00:26,539 --> 00:00:29,831 - ♪ Hey-oh ♪ - ♪ Yeah, oh-hey-oh ♪ 6 00:00:31,039 --> 00:00:34,039 [brassy detective music] 7 00:00:36,581 --> 00:00:37,914 [camera shutter clicks] 8 00:00:37,998 --> 00:00:40,789 Cute and cuddly, boys. 9 00:00:43,873 --> 00:00:47,206 [suspenseful music] 10 00:00:53,081 --> 00:00:56,289 Next, the habitat owners association asks 11 00:00:56,373 --> 00:01:00,039 that you be courteous to your downwind neighbors. 12 00:01:00,123 --> 00:01:03,123 What? Why's everybody looking at me for? 13 00:01:03,206 --> 00:01:05,081 And tonight's final piece of business: 14 00:01:05,164 --> 00:01:06,956 the photographer is coming tomorrow. 15 00:01:07,039 --> 00:01:08,289 So if there aren't any questions, 16 00:01:08,373 --> 00:01:09,998 - we'll wrap up and-- - Hey, hey! 17 00:01:10,081 --> 00:01:12,581 Wait! Wait! Go back to the photo thingy 18 00:01:12,664 --> 00:01:14,248 and be more explainery. 19 00:01:14,331 --> 00:01:17,706 - Every year, a photographer-- - Jim! His name's Jim! 20 00:01:17,789 --> 00:01:19,998 And though his bread and butter is weddings and bar mitzvahs, 21 00:01:20,081 --> 00:01:22,373 he's quite good with wildlife. 22 00:01:22,456 --> 00:01:24,539 Yeah. He selects one of us 23 00:01:24,623 --> 00:01:26,581 to be on the cover of the zoo brochure. 24 00:01:26,664 --> 00:01:30,873 Which is to be me, because who is more cover worthy 25 00:01:30,956 --> 00:01:34,498 than the king of the zoo? 26 00:01:34,581 --> 00:01:36,164 Uh, nobody nowhere? 27 00:01:36,248 --> 00:01:38,039 Yay, King Julien! 28 00:01:38,123 --> 00:01:40,664 Hold on there a second. Maybe the zoo would like 29 00:01:40,748 --> 00:01:42,831 a lady on the cover this year. 30 00:01:42,914 --> 00:01:44,539 Okay, yes, maybe. 31 00:01:44,623 --> 00:01:47,581 But where are we going to find one, Marlene? 32 00:01:47,664 --> 00:01:49,873 - You little-- - Forget it, you two. 33 00:01:49,956 --> 00:01:51,539 They always pick Private. 34 00:01:51,623 --> 00:01:54,039 Adorableness is his secret weapon. 35 00:01:54,123 --> 00:01:56,581 - Secret weapon? - Sure, we all have one. 36 00:01:56,664 --> 00:01:59,873 Mine is fearless moxie, Kowalski's is scientific genius, 37 00:01:59,956 --> 00:02:03,873 Rico's psychotic derangement, and Private's is adorableness. 38 00:02:03,956 --> 00:02:06,706 Gee, Skipper, I think anyone could be on the cover. 39 00:02:06,789 --> 00:02:09,998 All you need to do is believe in your dreams. 40 00:02:10,081 --> 00:02:11,664 Aww. 41 00:02:11,748 --> 00:02:13,914 See? Secret weapon. 42 00:02:15,873 --> 00:02:17,956 He's here! I see him! 43 00:02:19,914 --> 00:02:21,539 [splash] 44 00:02:21,623 --> 00:02:24,623 [cooing cutely] 45 00:02:26,248 --> 00:02:30,039 Hey! Hey! I am being lovable here! 46 00:02:30,123 --> 00:02:32,664 There's my little bubby! 47 00:02:32,748 --> 00:02:34,581 [breathing deeply] 48 00:02:34,664 --> 00:02:37,289 Just let it flow, Private. Be what you are. 49 00:02:38,831 --> 00:02:42,581 Beautiful. Adorable as always, star quality in spades. 50 00:02:42,664 --> 00:02:45,498 [camera clicking] 51 00:02:45,581 --> 00:02:47,414 Oh, he's in top form this morning. 52 00:02:47,498 --> 00:02:50,539 That little rascal does us all proud. 53 00:02:50,623 --> 00:02:53,748 Yoo-hoo! Mister photographer! 54 00:02:53,831 --> 00:02:57,289 Come see how cute I am! 55 00:02:57,373 --> 00:03:01,039 Maurice, my regal cuddliness is being ignored. 56 00:03:01,123 --> 00:03:03,206 Be doing something about it. 57 00:03:03,289 --> 00:03:06,664 Ow! What was that? 58 00:03:06,748 --> 00:03:09,123 And who moved my camera? 59 00:03:09,206 --> 00:03:11,581 Well, hello! 60 00:03:11,664 --> 00:03:13,289 Well done, Maurice! 61 00:03:13,373 --> 00:03:17,331 Is he now capturing my delicate yet masculine contours? 62 00:03:17,414 --> 00:03:21,456 Uh, no. He's taking pictures of Mort. 63 00:03:21,539 --> 00:03:24,331 Come back, tail! [giggles] 64 00:03:24,414 --> 00:03:28,539 I know adorable when I see it, and that is adorable. 65 00:03:28,623 --> 00:03:30,373 Of course it is. 66 00:03:30,456 --> 00:03:33,623 I-- [gasps] Mort? 67 00:03:33,706 --> 00:03:36,914 My tail is yummy. 68 00:03:36,998 --> 00:03:39,456 But--but... 69 00:03:39,539 --> 00:03:41,206 He barely even noticed me. 70 00:03:41,289 --> 00:03:43,123 He was too busy taking pictures of Mort! 71 00:03:43,206 --> 00:03:44,581 Come on now, Private. 72 00:03:44,664 --> 00:03:47,081 You run circles around that puffball. 73 00:03:47,164 --> 00:03:48,456 Speaking of running circles, 74 00:03:48,539 --> 00:03:50,831 When Mort was chasing his own tail, 75 00:03:50,914 --> 00:03:53,456 - didn't you just melt? - Aw. 76 00:03:53,539 --> 00:03:55,664 [jabbers] 77 00:03:55,748 --> 00:03:57,289 - [whimpers] - Oh. 78 00:03:57,373 --> 00:03:59,539 [clears throat] I'd like to strike my comments 79 00:03:59,623 --> 00:04:02,289 - from the record. - [whimpers] 80 00:04:02,373 --> 00:04:05,373 It's not fair. I was here first. 81 00:04:05,456 --> 00:04:06,748 Mort can just go and get his own thing, 82 00:04:06,831 --> 00:04:08,748 because when it comes to adorable, 83 00:04:08,831 --> 00:04:11,831 - there can be only one. - Pardon us, Private, 84 00:04:11,914 --> 00:04:14,331 but we couldn't help overhear your little problem. 85 00:04:14,414 --> 00:04:17,664 Yeah, lucky for you, we're expert problem solvers. 86 00:04:17,748 --> 00:04:19,331 - Oh? - [thuds] 87 00:04:19,414 --> 00:04:20,789 Let's just say we know how to take 88 00:04:20,873 --> 00:04:23,956 a certain puffball out of the picture. 89 00:04:24,039 --> 00:04:26,498 Oh, that would be gr--wait. 90 00:04:26,581 --> 00:04:28,581 No, I'd never agree to anything like that. 91 00:04:28,664 --> 00:04:30,623 Hey, nobody's saying you would. 92 00:04:30,706 --> 00:04:35,581 Yeah, but if something were to take Mort out of the picture, 93 00:04:35,664 --> 00:04:37,664 it would be a good thing for you, right? 94 00:04:37,748 --> 00:04:39,414 No. No, it wouldn't! 95 00:04:39,498 --> 00:04:42,664 - And by no, you mean yes. - What? No! 96 00:04:42,748 --> 00:04:44,873 I don't want any part of what you're saying. 97 00:04:44,956 --> 00:04:46,789 [whimpers] 98 00:04:46,873 --> 00:04:49,164 You hear that? He don't want no part. 99 00:04:49,248 --> 00:04:50,956 Good. It's cleaner that way. 100 00:04:51,039 --> 00:04:53,456 - Come on, let's go down to the-- - All right. 101 00:04:54,623 --> 00:04:58,498 [slurp] Mm, yummy! Mmm--oof! 102 00:05:02,081 --> 00:05:03,289 Hmm? 103 00:05:05,539 --> 00:05:07,706 Ta-da! Check out the hat! 104 00:05:07,789 --> 00:05:11,956 But it's--is it a-- it's an otter wearing a hat! 105 00:05:12,039 --> 00:05:14,581 That is so funny! Oh, my goodness. 106 00:05:14,664 --> 00:05:17,206 This is a brochure photo op for sure. 107 00:05:17,289 --> 00:05:19,498 Where is that adorable scamp of a lemur? 108 00:05:19,581 --> 00:05:20,581 Ah! Oh! 109 00:05:20,664 --> 00:05:22,789 Maurice, what is the problem? 110 00:05:22,873 --> 00:05:25,789 I am giving the man my bestest poses: 111 00:05:25,873 --> 00:05:29,289 the "you caught me by surprise, oh," 112 00:05:29,373 --> 00:05:33,456 the "contemplating the meaning of life," 113 00:05:33,539 --> 00:05:36,706 the "my fur is so soft, 114 00:05:36,789 --> 00:05:39,539 so very, very soft." 115 00:05:39,623 --> 00:05:42,414 Maybe he's not clicking because Mort isn't here. 116 00:05:42,498 --> 00:05:44,748 Ah, well. There's always yesterday's news. 117 00:05:44,831 --> 00:05:46,206 [sploosh] 118 00:05:46,289 --> 00:05:48,623 [yelps] Maurice, find Mort. 119 00:05:48,706 --> 00:05:51,706 I need his photogenicness-ness. 120 00:05:51,789 --> 00:05:55,789 Mort? Mort! Where are--huh? 121 00:05:55,873 --> 00:05:59,456 - [cooing] - Now, this, this is the stuff. 122 00:05:59,539 --> 00:06:01,539 This is what I like to see. 123 00:06:01,623 --> 00:06:04,373 Psst! Hey, Private, is Skipper around? 124 00:06:05,623 --> 00:06:07,956 - Go, Maurice. I'm busy. - Thanks. 125 00:06:08,039 --> 00:06:10,873 Skipper, you gotta help me. Mort's missing! 126 00:06:12,706 --> 00:06:15,123 Look, he only ate half his icy-pop! 127 00:06:15,206 --> 00:06:17,039 So? 128 00:06:17,123 --> 00:06:20,623 Let me say that again. He only ate half his icy-pop! 129 00:06:20,706 --> 00:06:25,123 What you're saying is, Mort's met with foul play. 130 00:06:25,206 --> 00:06:26,623 - Foul play? - Yo. 131 00:06:26,706 --> 00:06:30,164 The fuzzball is out of the picture. 132 00:06:30,248 --> 00:06:32,623 - Wink, wink. - Oh, no! 133 00:06:32,706 --> 00:06:34,831 - [smack] - Ooh, ugly. 134 00:06:34,914 --> 00:06:37,289 But pick yourself up. Dust yourself off. 135 00:06:37,373 --> 00:06:38,748 We can save this. 136 00:06:38,831 --> 00:06:42,164 [gasp] I told them not to do anything. 137 00:06:42,248 --> 00:06:44,039 This isn't my fault, is it? 138 00:06:44,123 --> 00:06:47,539 I don't know. Is it? 139 00:06:47,623 --> 00:06:50,081 Mort? What did they do to you? 140 00:06:50,164 --> 00:06:53,248 I am a ghost now. 141 00:06:53,331 --> 00:06:56,123 [giggles] 142 00:06:56,206 --> 00:06:58,831 - Private, fall in! - [whimpers] 143 00:06:58,914 --> 00:07:00,956 What, all of a sudden he's camera shy? 144 00:07:01,039 --> 00:07:02,581 This I do not need! 145 00:07:02,664 --> 00:07:05,289 Now listen up. Someone swiped Sad Eyes. 146 00:07:05,373 --> 00:07:08,998 Nuh-uh. I'm right here. 147 00:07:09,081 --> 00:07:12,331 He's vanished without a trace. No one has seen him in hours. 148 00:07:12,414 --> 00:07:17,081 This penguin sees me, don't you, penguin? 149 00:07:17,164 --> 00:07:18,664 - Shh! - How's that, Private? 150 00:07:18,748 --> 00:07:22,539 Shh--shouldn't we search the lemur habitat, 151 00:07:22,623 --> 00:07:24,998 - you know, for clues? - Right! Let's roll! 152 00:07:25,081 --> 00:07:27,373 What kind of heartless sicko 153 00:07:27,456 --> 00:07:29,539 would snatch that cute little lumpkin? 154 00:07:29,623 --> 00:07:32,748 - [gulp] - Mort was the photographer's 155 00:07:32,831 --> 00:07:35,164 - new favorite. - [giggles] 156 00:07:35,248 --> 00:07:37,664 I'm intamnigable! 157 00:07:37,748 --> 00:07:40,039 So this was tied to the brochure cover? 158 00:07:40,123 --> 00:07:43,206 Uh-oh. He knows. 159 00:07:43,289 --> 00:07:44,623 Without a doubt, 160 00:07:44,706 --> 00:07:46,373 which means the culprit must be... 161 00:07:46,456 --> 00:07:47,914 - Marlene! - Hey, guys, 162 00:07:47,998 --> 00:07:51,039 I need your opinion. Which is more cover model, 163 00:07:51,123 --> 00:07:53,664 pink or polka dots? 164 00:07:53,748 --> 00:07:56,498 Marlene, you do know that Mort is missing. 165 00:07:56,581 --> 00:08:00,206 Oh, my gosh. That is terrible. 166 00:08:00,289 --> 00:08:01,873 - So pink? - Oh, definitely pink. 167 00:08:01,956 --> 00:08:03,748 That's what I thought. Thanks! 168 00:08:03,831 --> 00:08:05,789 Go on, Kowalski. You were saying? 169 00:08:05,873 --> 00:08:09,456 Here it comes. 170 00:08:09,539 --> 00:08:12,373 I was saying the culprit is-- 171 00:08:12,456 --> 00:08:15,831 Me! I did it! I had to! 172 00:08:15,914 --> 00:08:20,498 Mort was camera hogging all my glory! [sobs] 173 00:08:20,581 --> 00:08:23,914 Who knew the depths of my depravity? 174 00:08:23,998 --> 00:08:27,081 You didn't do it. I was with you the whole time. 175 00:08:27,164 --> 00:08:28,998 Really? 176 00:08:29,081 --> 00:08:31,748 Okay, disregard the tearful confession, then. 177 00:08:31,831 --> 00:08:36,373 Even though I'm a ghost, I still love your feet! Yay! 178 00:08:36,456 --> 00:08:38,914 Try again, Kowalski. Who's our culprit? 179 00:08:38,998 --> 00:08:40,998 The culprit is... 180 00:08:43,706 --> 00:08:45,373 - Private! - Ahhh! 181 00:08:45,456 --> 00:08:47,081 You don't look so good. 182 00:08:47,164 --> 00:08:50,289 Bothered about this Sad Eyes business, eh? 183 00:08:50,373 --> 00:08:52,789 Um, yes, Skipper, very bothered. 184 00:08:52,873 --> 00:08:55,748 Take five. I need everyone at peak performance 185 00:08:55,831 --> 00:08:57,789 if we're gonna flush out this maniac. 186 00:08:57,873 --> 00:08:59,748 [giggles] He said "flush." 187 00:08:59,831 --> 00:09:03,123 Can I just finish my sentence, please? 188 00:09:03,206 --> 00:09:05,414 The culprit is... 189 00:09:05,498 --> 00:09:08,123 someone exceedingly mean 190 00:09:08,206 --> 00:09:10,873 or at the very least not nice. 191 00:09:11,706 --> 00:09:13,914 Gosh, I'm sorry, Mort. 192 00:09:13,998 --> 00:09:15,914 I never meant for this to happen. 193 00:09:15,998 --> 00:09:19,164 Okay. Can I have a icy-pop now? 194 00:09:19,248 --> 00:09:21,414 No, Mort. You're a ghost. 195 00:09:21,498 --> 00:09:24,789 I know! Look! Hi, wormies! 196 00:09:24,873 --> 00:09:29,331 That means you can never have an icy-pop again. 197 00:09:29,414 --> 00:09:31,539 You give me icy-pop, 198 00:09:31,623 --> 00:09:34,998 or I will haunt you! 199 00:09:35,081 --> 00:09:37,664 - No! No, Mort. Please! Don't! - I will haunt you 200 00:09:37,748 --> 00:09:40,664 and haunt you and haunt you 201 00:09:40,748 --> 00:09:45,748 until you are very, very scareded. 202 00:09:45,831 --> 00:09:47,998 No! No! 203 00:09:48,081 --> 00:09:49,831 No! Oof! 204 00:09:49,914 --> 00:09:51,373 Private, did you find the clue 205 00:09:51,456 --> 00:09:53,081 that cracks this case wide open? 206 00:09:53,164 --> 00:09:55,623 No, he found the two clues 207 00:09:55,706 --> 00:09:57,373 that crack this case wide open. 208 00:09:57,456 --> 00:10:00,039 Bada, Bing. Top drawer work, Private. 209 00:10:00,123 --> 00:10:02,581 You led us right to the real villains. 210 00:10:02,664 --> 00:10:05,539 I found a icy-pop! Yay! 211 00:10:06,623 --> 00:10:09,498 - Oh. - You got any threes? 212 00:10:09,581 --> 00:10:11,039 Go sleep with the fishes. 213 00:10:11,123 --> 00:10:13,998 - Hiyah! - Ow! Hey. 214 00:10:14,081 --> 00:10:17,873 - [violent scuffling] - Hey, ouch! 215 00:10:17,956 --> 00:10:20,873 - Brutalize them in the eyes! - For Mort! 216 00:10:20,956 --> 00:10:23,706 - Oh, hey! - What did you do to Sad Eyes, 217 00:10:23,789 --> 00:10:26,581 - you monsters? - Stop! 218 00:10:26,664 --> 00:10:28,914 Don't attack Bada and Bing, guys! 219 00:10:28,998 --> 00:10:30,414 This is my fault! 220 00:10:30,498 --> 00:10:32,873 They only took Mort because I was jealous of him. 221 00:10:32,956 --> 00:10:35,748 [giggles] I'm translusifent! 222 00:10:35,831 --> 00:10:38,706 Private, are you saying you're in cahoots 223 00:10:38,789 --> 00:10:41,456 - with these hooligans? - Yeah, that's right. 224 00:10:41,539 --> 00:10:43,414 We had an understanding and whatnot. 225 00:10:43,498 --> 00:10:45,623 No, we had a misunderstanding. 226 00:10:45,706 --> 00:10:47,581 Yes, I was jealous, but I never wanted you 227 00:10:47,664 --> 00:10:49,123 - to hurt Mort. - Hurt? 228 00:10:49,206 --> 00:10:51,456 Whoa, we wouldn't hurt the little guy. 229 00:10:51,539 --> 00:10:54,373 Yeah, he's adorable over there. Look. 230 00:10:54,456 --> 00:10:58,623 This icy-pop is all melty. Can I have another? 231 00:10:58,706 --> 00:11:01,414 Sure, knock yourself out. 232 00:11:01,498 --> 00:11:03,414 I like it here. 233 00:11:03,498 --> 00:11:05,831 - So... - I'm just a figgy-ment 234 00:11:05,914 --> 00:11:09,123 of your guilty imagabination! 235 00:11:09,206 --> 00:11:11,373 [smooch] 236 00:11:11,456 --> 00:11:12,914 Yeah, we was just entertaining him 237 00:11:12,998 --> 00:11:15,164 - while that shutterbug was here. - You know, 238 00:11:15,248 --> 00:11:19,164 keep him "outta the picture" for Private over here. 239 00:11:19,248 --> 00:11:22,998 Oh, well, that's all rather innocent, isn't it? 240 00:11:24,164 --> 00:11:26,664 Oh, that's me! 241 00:11:26,748 --> 00:11:27,956 It sure is, Mort, 242 00:11:28,039 --> 00:11:30,581 and congratulations, honestly. 243 00:11:30,664 --> 00:11:31,914 Enough with the chitty-chat. 244 00:11:31,998 --> 00:11:35,539 Mort, back to the cutting and pasting! 245 00:11:38,039 --> 00:11:42,164 Ah, now that is adorable! Look at him. Ooh. 246 00:11:45,998 --> 00:11:49,206 [suspenseful music] 247 00:11:57,039 --> 00:11:59,456 What a beautiful day, huh? 248 00:11:59,539 --> 00:12:03,039 I'd say borderline glorious, Marlene. 249 00:12:04,039 --> 00:12:06,373 It's days like these that-- 250 00:12:06,456 --> 00:12:07,664 [clang] 251 00:12:07,748 --> 00:12:09,914 What? What is that? 252 00:12:09,998 --> 00:12:12,081 - [boom] - Oof! 253 00:12:12,164 --> 00:12:16,331 Is this an ambush, boys, or an invitation to teatime? 254 00:12:16,414 --> 00:12:19,164 Sorry, Skipper. We just can't get the drop on you. 255 00:12:20,623 --> 00:12:23,623 Don't tell me. You asked them to attack you. 256 00:12:23,706 --> 00:12:25,289 Gotta stay frosty, Marlene. 257 00:12:25,373 --> 00:12:26,998 When you've danced with lady chaos 258 00:12:27,081 --> 00:12:29,664 as many times as I have, you can never tell 259 00:12:29,748 --> 00:12:31,664 - when or where-- - Look out! 260 00:12:31,748 --> 00:12:34,664 Now, that's what I'm talking about, Kowalski. 261 00:12:34,748 --> 00:12:36,289 - You almost had me. - Uh, yeah. 262 00:12:36,373 --> 00:12:38,706 - Those darts weren't mine. - Ooh, my mistake. 263 00:12:38,789 --> 00:12:40,498 Top-notch work there, Private. 264 00:12:40,581 --> 00:12:42,831 - Not mine either, Skipper. - Really? 265 00:12:42,914 --> 00:12:45,498 - Then... Rico? - Nuh-uh. 266 00:12:45,581 --> 00:12:46,706 Well, then who? 267 00:12:46,789 --> 00:12:48,831 - [clapping] - That clapping. 268 00:12:48,914 --> 00:12:52,081 I know that icy cold clapping. 269 00:12:52,164 --> 00:12:54,289 - [flames crackling] - [tense music] 270 00:12:57,956 --> 00:13:01,373 [claps] Ah, Skipper. 271 00:13:01,456 --> 00:13:03,123 All these years, 272 00:13:03,206 --> 00:13:05,414 and you haven't missed a step. 273 00:13:05,498 --> 00:13:07,914 Hans! What are you doing here? 274 00:13:07,998 --> 00:13:12,164 I came to see you, my old foe. 275 00:13:13,414 --> 00:13:16,206 Uh, guys? Who's the duck? 276 00:13:16,289 --> 00:13:19,123 Marlene, meet Hans, 277 00:13:19,206 --> 00:13:21,581 the deadliest puffin in all of Denmark. 278 00:13:21,664 --> 00:13:25,414 - Puffins are deadly? - Deadly, two-faced, 279 00:13:25,498 --> 00:13:28,623 treacherous! They can't be trusted. 280 00:13:28,706 --> 00:13:30,414 Oh, Skipper, please. 281 00:13:30,498 --> 00:13:33,789 I've come to say sorry about the Copenhagen incident. 282 00:13:33,873 --> 00:13:35,373 It was my bad. 283 00:13:35,456 --> 00:13:39,664 Your bad made me Denmark's public enemy number one! 284 00:13:39,748 --> 00:13:42,206 You're the reason Skipper can't go to Denmark? 285 00:13:42,289 --> 00:13:45,248 Oh, why dwell on the past? 286 00:13:45,331 --> 00:13:48,748 Can we not be friends now? 287 00:13:48,831 --> 00:13:51,164 - Friends? - [thwack] 288 00:13:51,248 --> 00:13:55,706 Yes, friends. Chums. Palsy-walsys. 289 00:13:55,789 --> 00:13:59,164 I would be honored to be a guest in your home. 290 00:13:59,248 --> 00:14:02,456 Oh, lovely! We can host a get-to-know-you barbecue! 291 00:14:02,539 --> 00:14:05,914 [jabbers] 292 00:14:05,998 --> 00:14:07,248 We'll invite everyone in the zoo 293 00:14:07,331 --> 00:14:08,748 and wear festive hats. 294 00:14:08,831 --> 00:14:09,873 Ooh, I'll bring the clams! 295 00:14:09,956 --> 00:14:13,581 I like festive hats and clams. 296 00:14:13,664 --> 00:14:16,914 - [pop] - I will never, ever, ever 297 00:14:16,998 --> 00:14:20,581 be palsy-walsys with that puffin! 298 00:14:20,664 --> 00:14:24,081 So what was it that happened in Denmark, anyway? 299 00:14:24,164 --> 00:14:26,623 Oh, it is such a long story 300 00:14:26,706 --> 00:14:30,914 with so many twists and chases and explosions! 301 00:14:30,998 --> 00:14:32,956 You wouldn't be interested. 302 00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:35,623 No, I would, really. 303 00:14:37,289 --> 00:14:39,331 Skipper! I have brought you 304 00:14:39,414 --> 00:14:42,289 a hand-drawn greeting card! 305 00:14:42,373 --> 00:14:46,123 It says, "Roses are red. Posies are green. 306 00:14:46,206 --> 00:14:50,206 Sorry about Denmark. I was too mean. 307 00:14:50,289 --> 00:14:53,789 - Your pal, Hans." - [whirring] 308 00:14:53,873 --> 00:14:56,414 I also brought flowers. 309 00:14:57,956 --> 00:15:00,039 - [thwack] - [explodes] 310 00:15:00,123 --> 00:15:01,456 And homemade Danishes. 311 00:15:01,539 --> 00:15:04,914 Come now, Skipper, treat yourself. 312 00:15:04,998 --> 00:15:06,956 [whoosh] 313 00:15:07,039 --> 00:15:08,289 Hmph! 314 00:15:10,289 --> 00:15:12,789 No sense in these going to waste. 315 00:15:12,873 --> 00:15:14,331 Skipper, give Hans a chance. 316 00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:15,998 He just wants to be your pal. 317 00:15:16,081 --> 00:15:20,164 Marlene, I don't know what that sick seabird wants, 318 00:15:20,248 --> 00:15:21,164 but it ain't friendship. 319 00:15:21,248 --> 00:15:22,498 Are you sure, Skipper? 320 00:15:22,581 --> 00:15:25,123 I mean, his Danishes are delicious! 321 00:15:26,414 --> 00:15:28,623 Mm! Pass me another puffin muffin. 322 00:15:28,706 --> 00:15:31,081 Oh, don't eat the puffin's puff pastries. 323 00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:33,914 - They're evil. - A bit rich, maybe, 324 00:15:33,998 --> 00:15:35,998 - but evil seems a trifle-- - Ow! 325 00:15:36,081 --> 00:15:37,456 Skipper, your deep-seated paranoia 326 00:15:37,539 --> 00:15:39,664 is understandable, even admirable, 327 00:15:39,748 --> 00:15:42,498 but I believe science can show us it is wrong. 328 00:15:42,581 --> 00:15:46,164 Here is a pie chart of gifts one might give to a friend: 329 00:15:46,248 --> 00:15:49,539 cards, flowers, pastries, and of course, pie. 330 00:15:49,623 --> 00:15:51,414 - Yum. - On the other hand, 331 00:15:51,498 --> 00:15:53,706 here are things one might give to an enemy: 332 00:15:53,789 --> 00:15:57,039 wedgies, contagious viruses, flaming sacks of doo-doo, 333 00:15:57,123 --> 00:16:00,206 - and of course, poisoned pie. - Not yum. 334 00:16:00,289 --> 00:16:01,831 Given the evidence, we must conclude 335 00:16:01,914 --> 00:16:04,164 Hans' friendship overtures are indeed sincere. 336 00:16:04,248 --> 00:16:06,123 Come on, you can do this, Skipper. 337 00:16:06,206 --> 00:16:07,623 Mm! 338 00:16:07,706 --> 00:16:09,539 [inhale] Fine. 339 00:16:11,123 --> 00:16:13,539 - I still smell double-cross. - Shh! 340 00:16:13,623 --> 00:16:16,664 Hans, Skipper has something he'd like to say to you. 341 00:16:18,331 --> 00:16:22,248 Okay. I extend to you my flipper in friendship. 342 00:16:22,331 --> 00:16:24,081 - Can I go now? - I never thought 343 00:16:24,164 --> 00:16:27,581 I'd see the day... please, Skipper, 344 00:16:27,664 --> 00:16:31,623 take this gift as a token of my gratitude. 345 00:16:31,706 --> 00:16:34,373 Well, thank you, Hans. 346 00:16:34,456 --> 00:16:36,081 I don't really know what to say. 347 00:16:36,164 --> 00:16:38,248 - [explodes] - [yells] 348 00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:40,748 Come on, the exploding rope bomb? 349 00:16:40,831 --> 00:16:42,331 You didn't see that coming? 350 00:16:42,414 --> 00:16:45,914 And this is why we never forgive and forget! 351 00:16:45,998 --> 00:16:47,706 [grunts] 352 00:16:47,789 --> 00:16:49,498 Uh, what's going on over there? 353 00:16:49,581 --> 00:16:54,248 Hm. Someone is sacrificing penguins to the volcano. 354 00:16:54,331 --> 00:16:56,581 Eh, these things happen. 355 00:16:57,164 --> 00:16:59,081 - [all yells] - Ow! 356 00:16:59,164 --> 00:17:01,748 Hans, it's a fake volcano. 357 00:17:01,831 --> 00:17:03,206 There's no lava down here. 358 00:17:03,289 --> 00:17:06,123 Oh, I had no plans to fry you, Skipper. 359 00:17:06,206 --> 00:17:09,081 I only need this phony-baloney volcano 360 00:17:09,164 --> 00:17:12,248 to hold you for precisely 38.2 seconds, 361 00:17:12,331 --> 00:17:16,831 in which time I will complete my--aahhh! 362 00:17:16,914 --> 00:17:18,664 [boing] 363 00:17:18,748 --> 00:17:20,914 Stop that puffin! 364 00:17:20,998 --> 00:17:24,706 Um, hello? Guys? 365 00:17:26,123 --> 00:17:29,456 - Oof! - [grunts] 366 00:17:30,998 --> 00:17:33,456 No good. He's locked us out. 367 00:17:33,539 --> 00:17:35,248 [sploosh] 368 00:17:35,331 --> 00:17:36,956 Ah, Skipper. 369 00:17:37,039 --> 00:17:40,456 This is the perfect revenge. 370 00:17:41,289 --> 00:17:43,748 [radar pinging] 371 00:17:43,831 --> 00:17:45,664 Here in the heart 372 00:17:45,748 --> 00:17:48,748 of one of the largest cities on earth, 373 00:17:48,831 --> 00:17:53,123 with all your weapons at my wing tips, 374 00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:55,873 do you know what I can do? 375 00:17:55,956 --> 00:17:58,914 He can help animals in trouble, just like we do. 376 00:17:58,998 --> 00:18:00,789 Oh, sure, Private, 377 00:18:00,873 --> 00:18:03,414 and then he'll fly away on his magic unicorn, 378 00:18:03,498 --> 00:18:06,164 spreading rainbows and pixie dust wherever he goes. 379 00:18:06,248 --> 00:18:08,248 - Hans has a magic unicorn? - [smack] 380 00:18:08,331 --> 00:18:09,498 Oh, I guess not. 381 00:18:09,581 --> 00:18:12,706 [suspenseful music] 382 00:18:14,706 --> 00:18:15,748 All clear. 383 00:18:18,123 --> 00:18:19,789 [keys beeping] 384 00:18:22,081 --> 00:18:24,539 [beeping] 385 00:18:26,539 --> 00:18:28,039 Hans will never see this coming. 386 00:18:28,123 --> 00:18:30,289 No one knows about our secret entrance but us. 387 00:18:30,373 --> 00:18:31,914 Right you are, young Private. 388 00:18:31,998 --> 00:18:34,623 And nobody knows about our intricate booby traps. 389 00:18:34,706 --> 00:18:36,914 Nobody could possibly get past them, 390 00:18:36,998 --> 00:18:39,206 not even us. 391 00:18:39,289 --> 00:18:40,539 Oh, wait. 392 00:18:40,623 --> 00:18:42,373 [gasps] 393 00:18:42,456 --> 00:18:43,748 [alarm sounds] 394 00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:44,873 [thud] 395 00:18:46,248 --> 00:18:48,498 Aagh! 396 00:18:48,581 --> 00:18:49,998 [grunts] 397 00:18:50,081 --> 00:18:51,664 [darts whooshing] 398 00:18:54,789 --> 00:18:57,206 [wheels squeaking] 399 00:18:57,289 --> 00:18:59,373 Aww. 400 00:18:59,456 --> 00:19:00,914 [explosion] 401 00:19:03,039 --> 00:19:05,581 Okay, we can't get to Hans. 402 00:19:05,664 --> 00:19:08,373 So we'll just turn up the heat. 403 00:19:08,456 --> 00:19:11,039 Hm, where to begin? 404 00:19:11,123 --> 00:19:14,081 The orbital death ray? Nah. 405 00:19:14,164 --> 00:19:15,414 [hissing] 406 00:19:17,331 --> 00:19:18,539 Hmm. 407 00:19:19,539 --> 00:19:21,581 Hot enough for you, Hans? 408 00:19:21,664 --> 00:19:24,748 Kowalski, right now the temperature in that lair 409 00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:27,748 is sweltering, with a high chance of back sweat. 410 00:19:27,831 --> 00:19:30,914 No seabird can withstand that magnitude of mugginess. 411 00:19:30,998 --> 00:19:33,539 All we have to do is wait until Hans flees 412 00:19:33,623 --> 00:19:35,789 - and then grab him. - Roger that. 413 00:19:35,873 --> 00:19:38,706 - I'll see you topside. Oh! - [boom] 414 00:19:38,789 --> 00:19:42,081 - That was a Christmas present. - [boom] 415 00:19:42,164 --> 00:19:44,748 Any moment now, we'll grab Hans. 416 00:19:44,831 --> 00:19:46,748 Any moment. 417 00:19:46,831 --> 00:19:48,706 Here it comes. 418 00:19:48,789 --> 00:19:51,248 Get ready. 419 00:19:51,331 --> 00:19:53,248 Run, Skipper, run! 420 00:19:53,331 --> 00:19:56,206 - [boom] - [laugh maniacally] 421 00:19:56,289 --> 00:19:57,456 [thwack] 422 00:19:57,539 --> 00:20:00,331 [gasps] She's going to blow! 423 00:20:00,414 --> 00:20:01,664 [explodes] 424 00:20:03,373 --> 00:20:04,956 Just wait. 425 00:20:11,373 --> 00:20:15,289 So we finish it with fish. 426 00:20:15,373 --> 00:20:17,289 Just like Denmark. [yells] 427 00:20:17,373 --> 00:20:20,456 [both yelling and grunting] 428 00:20:27,206 --> 00:20:29,998 You cannot win, Skipper! 429 00:20:30,081 --> 00:20:34,206 I am fueled by a boiling hate, a raging fury! 430 00:20:34,289 --> 00:20:36,748 And a babbling beak! 431 00:20:36,831 --> 00:20:39,914 Oof! You should know that I kissed your sister 432 00:20:40,039 --> 00:20:42,539 - on the lips! - I don't have a sister, 433 00:20:42,623 --> 00:20:44,664 and if I did, she wouldn't have lips. 434 00:20:44,748 --> 00:20:48,831 Really? Then who did I kiss? Ow! 435 00:20:50,414 --> 00:20:52,498 Don't even think about it, Hans. 436 00:20:52,581 --> 00:20:55,873 Your cold-blooded vengeance spree ends here. 437 00:20:55,956 --> 00:20:58,539 [sobbing] 438 00:20:58,623 --> 00:21:02,664 Hey, are you-- you're not crying, are you? 439 00:21:02,748 --> 00:21:06,081 No, no, no. I just have a little... [coughs] 440 00:21:06,164 --> 00:21:07,956 [bawls] 441 00:21:08,039 --> 00:21:11,873 What is to become of Hans the puffin now? 442 00:21:11,956 --> 00:21:15,539 - I have no home! - No home? 443 00:21:15,623 --> 00:21:17,373 The Danes finally caught on to me 444 00:21:17,456 --> 00:21:19,623 and my devilish schemes, 445 00:21:19,706 --> 00:21:22,373 and they banned me from my own home! 446 00:21:22,456 --> 00:21:25,039 So that's why you took my HQ? 447 00:21:25,123 --> 00:21:26,623 It wasn't revenge? 448 00:21:26,706 --> 00:21:28,456 Oh, there was a little revenge, 449 00:21:28,539 --> 00:21:32,206 but it was mostly because I have nowhere to go. 450 00:21:32,289 --> 00:21:35,706 I am a puffin without a perch! 451 00:21:35,789 --> 00:21:39,539 Hans, I think I know what you need. 452 00:21:39,623 --> 00:21:42,164 [engine rumbling] 453 00:21:42,248 --> 00:21:45,789 Yeah, I'm here to pick up a transfer for the Hoboken Zoo. 454 00:21:45,873 --> 00:21:48,623 [robotic voice] Yes, we will load it right away. 455 00:21:49,998 --> 00:21:53,498 How about this weather? Hot enough for you? 456 00:21:55,498 --> 00:21:56,748 [thuds] 457 00:21:58,623 --> 00:22:02,373 So this Hoboken Zoo, it is nice? 458 00:22:02,456 --> 00:22:04,039 I'll be honest with you, Hans. 459 00:22:04,123 --> 00:22:07,414 It's a disease-riddled cesspool. [laughs] 460 00:22:07,498 --> 00:22:11,956 I get the five-day forecast, but do we need the ten-day? 461 00:22:12,039 --> 00:22:15,248 What are they, fortune-tellers? 462 00:22:15,331 --> 00:22:16,914 Okay, you're all set. 463 00:22:16,998 --> 00:22:20,623 Right, see ya later... [quietly] freak. 464 00:22:22,956 --> 00:22:24,873 [engine rumbling] 465 00:22:24,956 --> 00:22:27,748 Well, that wraps up that chapter of my life 466 00:22:27,831 --> 00:22:30,539 - in a nice little bow. - Except I still don't know 467 00:22:30,623 --> 00:22:33,498 - what happened in Denmark. - Oh, young Private. 468 00:22:33,581 --> 00:22:36,414 That's between me, Hans, and the Danes. 469 00:22:36,498 --> 00:22:38,414 Get your own secret life. 470 00:22:38,498 --> 00:22:41,373 Hey, guys! Still trapped in here! 471 00:22:41,456 --> 00:22:44,123 Come on! [groans] 472 00:22:46,206 --> 00:22:49,123 [tense detective music]