1 00:00:03,331 --> 00:00:04,581 [bell tolls] 2 00:00:04,664 --> 00:00:07,206 [brassy detective music] 3 00:00:22,873 --> 00:00:24,581 - Hit it. - ♪ Hey-oh, yah, hah ♪ 4 00:00:24,664 --> 00:00:26,414 - ♪ Oh, hey-oh ♪ - Yeah. 5 00:00:26,498 --> 00:00:29,789 - ♪ Hey-oh ♪ - ♪ Yeah, oh-hey-oh ♪ 6 00:00:31,039 --> 00:00:34,039 [brassy detective music] 7 00:00:36,164 --> 00:00:37,873 [camera shutter clicks] 8 00:00:37,956 --> 00:00:40,164 Cute and cuddly, boys. 9 00:00:44,831 --> 00:00:48,039 [jazzy detective music] 10 00:01:06,914 --> 00:01:08,748 Ahh, hobby day. 11 00:01:08,831 --> 00:01:10,623 It's like taking a regular day 12 00:01:10,706 --> 00:01:11,998 and making it a Saturday. 13 00:01:12,081 --> 00:01:13,706 But it is Saturday, Skipper. 14 00:01:13,789 --> 00:01:15,498 Hmm, it's working already. 15 00:01:15,581 --> 00:01:16,664 Oui. 16 00:01:16,748 --> 00:01:18,456 Ahh! Oof! 17 00:01:18,539 --> 00:01:20,664 - Oh. - Help me, please! 18 00:01:20,748 --> 00:01:22,206 Whoa! 19 00:01:25,248 --> 00:01:27,164 This better be life or death, ringtail, 20 00:01:27,248 --> 00:01:29,164 or we can arrange those stakes. 21 00:01:29,248 --> 00:01:30,831 It's much worse! 22 00:01:30,914 --> 00:01:32,623 My groove! 23 00:01:32,706 --> 00:01:34,248 It is gone! 24 00:01:34,331 --> 00:01:36,414 Your... huh? What? 25 00:01:36,498 --> 00:01:38,748 My groove. My boogie. 26 00:01:38,831 --> 00:01:40,914 My festive fandangoiness. 27 00:01:40,998 --> 00:01:42,664 Are you talking about dancing? 28 00:01:42,748 --> 00:01:43,914 Are you daft? 29 00:01:43,998 --> 00:01:46,831 Hear my words and see my booty. 30 00:01:46,914 --> 00:01:49,664 So you think you can't dance. 31 00:01:49,748 --> 00:01:51,331 Oh, cruel fate. 32 00:01:51,414 --> 00:01:54,039 I remember it like it was yesterday. 33 00:01:54,123 --> 00:01:56,373 Mostly because it was yesterday. 34 00:01:57,373 --> 00:01:59,164 All right, Maurice, hit it! 35 00:01:59,248 --> 00:02:01,123 ♪ Hey-oh, yah, hah ♪ 36 00:02:01,206 --> 00:02:02,623 ♪ Oh, hey-oh ♪ 37 00:02:02,706 --> 00:02:04,206 [laughing] 38 00:02:04,289 --> 00:02:06,289 Are my peoples loving it? 39 00:02:06,373 --> 00:02:08,706 Um... not really. 40 00:02:08,789 --> 00:02:09,956 ♪ Oh, hey-oh ♪ 41 00:02:10,039 --> 00:02:11,248 [yawning loudly] 42 00:02:11,331 --> 00:02:13,539 [upbeat honky-tonk music] 43 00:02:13,623 --> 00:02:14,706 [gasps] 44 00:02:18,081 --> 00:02:19,414 Look at them, Maurice! 45 00:02:19,498 --> 00:02:22,539 The baboons have stolen my peoples! 46 00:02:22,623 --> 00:02:26,789 That Darla is bewitching them with her shaking booty. 47 00:02:26,873 --> 00:02:29,164 Hmm, I know I'm bewitched. 48 00:02:29,248 --> 00:02:31,123 Yes, she is quite good. 49 00:02:31,206 --> 00:02:32,748 But that is no excuse! 50 00:02:33,623 --> 00:02:36,873 So I decided to have a little talk with Darla 51 00:02:36,956 --> 00:02:39,331 and explain my feelings. 52 00:02:40,164 --> 00:02:42,873 Ahhh! I've been skunk-bombed! 53 00:02:42,956 --> 00:02:45,206 Whoa, that does stink. 54 00:02:46,706 --> 00:02:48,289 Ah, much better. 55 00:02:48,373 --> 00:02:51,289 Having settled the matter fairly, 56 00:02:51,373 --> 00:02:54,831 I went back to giving the peoples their entertainment. 57 00:02:54,914 --> 00:02:56,956 Look at them, Maurice. 58 00:02:57,039 --> 00:03:00,831 Now it is my quaking booty that is doing the bewitching. 59 00:03:00,914 --> 00:03:03,206 I know I'm bewitched. 60 00:03:04,164 --> 00:03:05,748 But those baboons: 61 00:03:05,831 --> 00:03:08,873 they would not listen to sabotage--I mean, reason. 62 00:03:08,956 --> 00:03:11,164 Ahh! 63 00:03:12,456 --> 00:03:16,581 Did you drop that fuzzy bag o' stank into our habitat? 64 00:03:16,664 --> 00:03:19,123 That is a wild accusation! 65 00:03:19,206 --> 00:03:21,414 So y'all saying you didn't do it? 66 00:03:21,498 --> 00:03:22,873 Oh, no, I did it. 67 00:03:22,956 --> 00:03:25,581 I just think the accusation is wiiiild! 68 00:03:25,664 --> 00:03:28,164 Mm-hmm, now I'm gonna say this slow, 69 00:03:28,248 --> 00:03:31,623 'cause I can tell y'all got a bad case of the stupids... 70 00:03:31,706 --> 00:03:32,956 Ah! Maurice! 71 00:03:33,039 --> 00:03:35,373 How did she see the royal medical report? 72 00:03:35,456 --> 00:03:37,123 Y'all are gonna apologize, 73 00:03:37,206 --> 00:03:41,373 or my gals and I are gonna make us a set of lemur coats! 74 00:03:41,456 --> 00:03:43,373 Ohhhh, can I have one? 75 00:03:43,456 --> 00:03:45,664 Uh... [whispering indistinctly] 76 00:03:46,539 --> 00:03:48,039 I cancel my order. 77 00:03:48,123 --> 00:03:50,373 Well, I demand an apology 78 00:03:50,456 --> 00:03:52,456 for your demanding of an apology! 79 00:03:52,539 --> 00:03:55,164 So there, Miss Steals-all-my-peoples! 80 00:03:55,248 --> 00:03:58,039 Now, look, Darla, we can work this out. 81 00:03:58,123 --> 00:04:00,331 Forget it, hon. Not gonna happen. 82 00:04:00,414 --> 00:04:03,414 Girls, bring me the jar! 83 00:04:05,789 --> 00:04:09,248 ♪ You won't dance when I put your groove in this jar ♪ 84 00:04:09,331 --> 00:04:10,748 ♪ No, you won't prance ♪ 85 00:04:10,831 --> 00:04:13,498 ♪ When I put your groove in this jar ♪ 86 00:04:13,581 --> 00:04:15,414 ♪ Stand right where you are ♪ 87 00:04:15,498 --> 00:04:17,664 ♪ While I put your groove in this jar ♪ 88 00:04:17,748 --> 00:04:19,581 ♪ Yes, it's true, my friend ♪ 89 00:04:19,664 --> 00:04:21,456 ♪ You're never gonna dance again ♪ 90 00:04:21,539 --> 00:04:25,373 ♪ Since I put your groove in this jar ♪ 91 00:04:25,456 --> 00:04:27,289 - Hee-haw! - Okay, 92 00:04:27,373 --> 00:04:30,206 aside from some terribly substandard singing, 93 00:04:30,289 --> 00:04:31,539 what just happened? 94 00:04:31,623 --> 00:04:33,498 Backwoods magic, that's what. 95 00:04:33,581 --> 00:04:36,373 I put all your "groove" into this jar. 96 00:04:36,456 --> 00:04:41,164 Ha! There is no such thing as "backwoods magic." 97 00:04:41,248 --> 00:04:42,956 The sky spirits told me that. 98 00:04:43,039 --> 00:04:44,039 Oh? 99 00:04:44,123 --> 00:04:45,539 Then let's see you dance. 100 00:04:45,623 --> 00:04:48,998 Prepare yourself for the amazement. 101 00:04:49,081 --> 00:04:51,248 [bones cracking] 102 00:04:51,331 --> 00:04:52,873 [inhales deeply] 103 00:04:52,956 --> 00:04:55,164 Maurice? Give me a beat. 104 00:04:55,248 --> 00:04:56,748 [bonk, bonk] 105 00:04:56,831 --> 00:05:00,289 [making rhythmic farting and squeaking sounds] 106 00:05:01,956 --> 00:05:04,248 Look out now--whoa! 107 00:05:04,331 --> 00:05:06,206 [both gasp] 108 00:05:06,289 --> 00:05:08,998 So? Y'all believe in my magic now? 109 00:05:09,081 --> 00:05:12,123 N-n-n-n-no. 110 00:05:12,206 --> 00:05:15,789 Nooooooooooooo! 111 00:05:17,789 --> 00:05:21,164 So now you are understanding why I am needing your help? 112 00:05:21,248 --> 00:05:22,789 Help me, penguins! 113 00:05:22,873 --> 00:05:27,331 Help me so that my groove may fill my booty once more! 114 00:05:27,414 --> 00:05:30,748 Ah, this is clearly psychosomatic. 115 00:05:30,831 --> 00:05:33,998 You believe your dance skills have been stolen; 116 00:05:34,081 --> 00:05:35,998 therefore you can't shake it. 117 00:05:36,081 --> 00:05:37,414 Right. 118 00:05:37,498 --> 00:05:38,873 It's all in your little head, ringtail. 119 00:05:38,956 --> 00:05:41,998 No, no, no, the groove is not to be in my head. 120 00:05:42,081 --> 00:05:43,623 It is to be in my booty. 121 00:05:43,706 --> 00:05:46,039 But it's not there either. Look. 122 00:05:46,123 --> 00:05:47,039 [glass shatters] 123 00:05:47,123 --> 00:05:48,664 [snaps] 124 00:05:48,748 --> 00:05:51,831 Uh, I got your boat out for you. 125 00:05:51,914 --> 00:05:53,498 Um... 126 00:05:53,581 --> 00:05:55,664 got any ideas for this? 127 00:05:55,748 --> 00:05:59,414 Look, Darla, can you just give ringtail his groove back? 128 00:05:59,498 --> 00:06:01,331 Well, sure I can, darling. 129 00:06:01,414 --> 00:06:03,956 Yes, thank you. Thank you! 130 00:06:04,039 --> 00:06:05,581 Soon as he apologizes 131 00:06:05,664 --> 00:06:07,331 for skunk-blasting me and my gals! 132 00:06:07,414 --> 00:06:08,789 Oh, I won't do that. 133 00:06:08,873 --> 00:06:11,331 Apologizing is for the weak and wrong, 134 00:06:11,414 --> 00:06:13,123 which is why you should do it to me, 135 00:06:13,206 --> 00:06:14,456 because you are weak and wrong. 136 00:06:14,539 --> 00:06:15,789 And you dance badly. 137 00:06:15,873 --> 00:06:18,039 Okay, you may resume negotiating. 138 00:06:18,998 --> 00:06:20,248 Fine. 139 00:06:20,331 --> 00:06:21,789 Plan "B" it is. 140 00:06:21,873 --> 00:06:25,206 Gentlemen, our objective: the groove jar. 141 00:06:25,289 --> 00:06:29,706 Operation Runaway Jar will begin at 0700 hours sharp. 142 00:06:31,123 --> 00:06:33,456 Phase one: The art of illusion. 143 00:06:33,539 --> 00:06:35,873 [giggles] Whoa. 144 00:06:38,498 --> 00:06:39,873 Phase two begins 145 00:06:39,956 --> 00:06:42,456 when we insert Rico into the hot zone. 146 00:06:42,539 --> 00:06:45,331 With his stunning disguise as cover, 147 00:06:45,414 --> 00:06:47,498 he'll embed himself in Baboon Society. 148 00:06:47,581 --> 00:06:49,331 He'll live among them for weeks, 149 00:06:49,414 --> 00:06:51,123 months... 150 00:06:51,206 --> 00:06:52,664 years! 151 00:06:54,081 --> 00:06:56,914 Then, once he's gained their complete trust, 152 00:06:56,998 --> 00:06:58,998 he'll give the signal. 153 00:06:59,081 --> 00:07:01,998 At that point, we commence phase three: 154 00:07:02,081 --> 00:07:03,664 Aerial onslaught. 155 00:07:03,748 --> 00:07:06,164 That's when the fun begins. 156 00:07:06,248 --> 00:07:09,414 We'll rain flaming righteousness down on those baboons. 157 00:07:09,498 --> 00:07:11,373 Yes, there'll be collateral damage! 158 00:07:11,456 --> 00:07:12,998 Um, excuse me. 159 00:07:13,081 --> 00:07:15,164 Wouldn't it be easier to just sneak into their habitat 160 00:07:15,248 --> 00:07:16,456 and take the jar... 161 00:07:16,539 --> 00:07:18,123 like I just did? 162 00:07:18,206 --> 00:07:19,998 Well, yeah, sure. 163 00:07:20,081 --> 00:07:21,623 That--that could work too. 164 00:07:21,706 --> 00:07:24,789 My groove! Oh, thank you. 165 00:07:24,873 --> 00:07:26,123 [splurchs] 166 00:07:26,206 --> 00:07:27,998 Thank you-- oop! 167 00:07:29,123 --> 00:07:30,998 [all gasping] 168 00:07:32,539 --> 00:07:35,831 Darla, you have saved my groove! 169 00:07:35,914 --> 00:07:37,706 Oh, wait. 170 00:07:37,789 --> 00:07:39,706 You're not giving it back, are you? 171 00:07:39,789 --> 00:07:41,498 Well, that depends. 172 00:07:41,581 --> 00:07:43,039 You ready to say you're sorry? 173 00:07:43,123 --> 00:07:44,373 Depends. 174 00:07:44,456 --> 00:07:47,789 Are you saying you're sorry, eh? 175 00:07:47,873 --> 00:07:49,914 Then I guess that's a big ol' no. 176 00:07:49,998 --> 00:07:52,331 Think you've got all the angles covered, 177 00:07:52,414 --> 00:07:53,873 don't you, baboon? 178 00:07:53,956 --> 00:07:55,873 But you didn't count on this monkey wrench. 179 00:07:55,956 --> 00:07:57,331 Ahhhh! 180 00:07:58,164 --> 00:07:59,873 Owwwww! 181 00:07:59,956 --> 00:08:01,998 Run, Maurice! 182 00:08:04,373 --> 00:08:06,998 I'm flying! I'm fly--aaaah! 183 00:08:07,081 --> 00:08:08,456 I got it! 184 00:08:09,539 --> 00:08:11,414 Rico, catch! 185 00:08:11,498 --> 00:08:12,873 [boink] 186 00:08:14,289 --> 00:08:15,331 [rhino growls] 187 00:08:15,414 --> 00:08:17,539 Yahhh! 188 00:08:26,706 --> 00:08:30,164 Ah! Ah! Ah! 189 00:08:31,206 --> 00:08:32,539 Huh? all: Ahhhh! 190 00:08:32,623 --> 00:08:35,998 Noooooooo! 191 00:08:36,081 --> 00:08:39,248 [glass shattering] 192 00:08:39,331 --> 00:08:41,623 My... my groove. 193 00:08:41,706 --> 00:08:43,581 Kiss it good-bye, honey. 194 00:08:43,664 --> 00:08:46,039 You ain't never dancing again! 195 00:08:46,123 --> 00:08:47,956 N-n-n-no. 196 00:08:48,039 --> 00:08:49,748 Buck up, ringtail. 197 00:08:49,831 --> 00:08:53,289 I'm sure Kowalski can whip you up some new... groove? 198 00:08:53,373 --> 00:08:55,498 [dance music] 199 00:08:55,581 --> 00:08:57,539 What the deuce? 200 00:08:57,623 --> 00:09:01,414 [hiphop music] 201 00:09:01,498 --> 00:09:03,331 That ain't right. 202 00:09:03,414 --> 00:09:05,123 Kowalski, analysis. 203 00:09:05,206 --> 00:09:08,456 Skipper, you seem to be shaking your booty. 204 00:09:08,539 --> 00:09:09,914 [feet squeaking] 205 00:09:09,998 --> 00:09:11,331 Quite impressively, I might add. 206 00:09:11,414 --> 00:09:12,373 Uh-huh. 207 00:09:12,456 --> 00:09:13,581 But I'm not doing this. 208 00:09:13,664 --> 00:09:15,414 Something's making me dance. 209 00:09:15,498 --> 00:09:17,623 You--you have my groove! 210 00:09:17,706 --> 00:09:20,414 It is not all bye-byed after all! 211 00:09:20,498 --> 00:09:22,206 Yay! 212 00:09:22,289 --> 00:09:23,456 Get it out of me! 213 00:09:23,539 --> 00:09:24,498 I don't know how. 214 00:09:24,581 --> 00:09:26,039 Guess who does. 215 00:09:26,123 --> 00:09:27,831 Is it Santa? 216 00:09:27,914 --> 00:09:29,831 Ye--what? No! 217 00:09:29,914 --> 00:09:31,623 I'm the only one who can fix this. 218 00:09:31,706 --> 00:09:32,706 But am I gonna? 219 00:09:32,789 --> 00:09:34,039 Santa would. 220 00:09:34,123 --> 00:09:36,206 - Well, I ain't Santa! - Hey! 221 00:09:36,289 --> 00:09:39,331 What if Julien apologized? 222 00:09:39,414 --> 00:09:41,081 That's all I'm asking, hon. 223 00:09:41,164 --> 00:09:45,289 Have I not made my policy on apologizing clear? 224 00:09:45,373 --> 00:09:47,748 It is for the weak and wrong! 225 00:09:47,831 --> 00:09:49,873 Listen, ringtail, I'm about to show you 226 00:09:49,956 --> 00:09:51,706 just how weak and wrong you are! 227 00:09:51,789 --> 00:09:54,206 - Apologize now! - Uh-uh. 228 00:09:54,289 --> 00:09:55,456 Okay, then. 229 00:09:55,539 --> 00:09:56,623 Let's dance. 230 00:09:56,706 --> 00:09:58,956 Huh? Ahhh! 231 00:09:59,039 --> 00:10:02,331 [jazz music] 232 00:10:02,414 --> 00:10:06,164 I can't look away from the raw, savage splendor. 233 00:10:06,248 --> 00:10:09,498 [disco music] 234 00:10:12,164 --> 00:10:13,373 I want to cry, 235 00:10:13,456 --> 00:10:14,748 but I don't know if it's because 236 00:10:14,831 --> 00:10:16,289 I've never seen anything so beautiful... 237 00:10:16,373 --> 00:10:17,539 or something so horrific. 238 00:10:17,623 --> 00:10:20,789 Ahh! Ahh! I have never-- 239 00:10:21,706 --> 00:10:24,789 Wow. Just... wow. 240 00:10:30,373 --> 00:10:32,831 [giggling] Penguin's funny! 241 00:10:32,914 --> 00:10:36,123 [frenetic classical music] 242 00:10:38,831 --> 00:10:41,289 Okay, okay, no more. 243 00:10:41,373 --> 00:10:42,956 Mercy! 244 00:10:45,956 --> 00:10:48,373 I, you know, apologize to you. 245 00:10:48,456 --> 00:10:49,998 Groove, move. 246 00:10:53,373 --> 00:10:55,039 What? That's it? 247 00:10:55,123 --> 00:10:56,289 No song? 248 00:10:56,373 --> 00:10:57,581 [hiphop music] 249 00:10:57,664 --> 00:10:59,498 Is it... I think... 250 00:10:59,581 --> 00:11:00,998 ♪ Yeah, dance ♪ 251 00:11:01,081 --> 00:11:02,664 I think... 252 00:11:02,748 --> 00:11:04,539 Yes, it is! 253 00:11:04,623 --> 00:11:07,748 Ha-ha! My grooviness is back! 254 00:11:07,831 --> 00:11:10,748 Ahh, thank you, thank you! 255 00:11:10,831 --> 00:11:13,206 Mort, Maurice, come! 256 00:11:13,289 --> 00:11:17,289 We have to play catch up on the lost booty shakes! 257 00:11:17,373 --> 00:11:18,748 ♪ Hey-oh ♪ 258 00:11:21,498 --> 00:11:23,206 I don't get it. 259 00:11:23,289 --> 00:11:25,914 What in the world made me shake my tail feathers like that? 260 00:11:25,998 --> 00:11:27,831 Maybe Darla's magic was real. 261 00:11:27,914 --> 00:11:29,581 Don't be ridiculous, Private. 262 00:11:29,664 --> 00:11:32,498 Cold, hard science negates even the possibility of magic. 263 00:11:32,581 --> 00:11:36,373 Okay, then maybe Skipper has a dancer buried deep inside him. 264 00:11:37,206 --> 00:11:39,248 Magic's real. Case closed. 265 00:11:39,331 --> 00:11:40,498 But science-- 266 00:11:40,581 --> 00:11:42,581 Nope, I said case closed. 267 00:11:47,789 --> 00:11:50,998 [upbeat music] 268 00:11:58,414 --> 00:12:00,456 [laughing] 269 00:12:00,539 --> 00:12:02,081 Come on, challenge me! 270 00:12:02,164 --> 00:12:05,414 Give your king a real race to the bouncy! 271 00:12:05,498 --> 00:12:08,331 [both giggling] 272 00:12:08,414 --> 00:12:10,664 Hey, that's too real. 273 00:12:10,748 --> 00:12:12,998 Give me much slower racing now. 274 00:12:13,081 --> 00:12:16,623 - Whoa, look, I'm running. - Yay, yay. 275 00:12:16,706 --> 00:12:18,498 [laughing] 276 00:12:18,581 --> 00:12:21,331 Whoa! Ooh! 277 00:12:21,414 --> 00:12:22,414 Your Majesty! 278 00:12:22,498 --> 00:12:23,789 [shuddering] 279 00:12:23,873 --> 00:12:26,998 Something dangerous and painful 280 00:12:27,081 --> 00:12:28,914 has happened to the royal bouncy. 281 00:12:28,998 --> 00:12:31,873 Mort, you jump too so we make sure. 282 00:12:31,956 --> 00:12:33,956 Wheee--oww! 283 00:12:34,039 --> 00:12:36,456 Okay, now Maurice, but headfirst this time. 284 00:12:36,539 --> 00:12:37,831 [groans] 285 00:12:39,331 --> 00:12:43,081 Total inflation pump failure on the lemurs' bouncy, Skipper. 286 00:12:44,039 --> 00:12:46,498 Polar bear cooling fan, kangaroo auto-feeder, 287 00:12:46,581 --> 00:12:48,498 chimp reading lamp, all down! 288 00:12:48,581 --> 00:12:51,831 Looks like we've got some bad habitats, boys. 289 00:12:51,914 --> 00:12:55,373 [all talking at once] 290 00:12:55,456 --> 00:12:57,664 Attention, panicky mob. 291 00:12:57,748 --> 00:13:01,248 Clearly, this is phase one in the space squid invasion. 292 00:13:01,331 --> 00:13:04,206 I'd advise you all to keep your heads. 293 00:13:04,289 --> 00:13:07,581 Space squids always start with the heads. 294 00:13:07,664 --> 00:13:09,331 [whimpers] 295 00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:10,873 Space squids? 296 00:13:10,956 --> 00:13:13,706 Guys, I think we're just having a blackout. 297 00:13:13,789 --> 00:13:15,164 Well, that's just what the squids 298 00:13:15,248 --> 00:13:17,831 would want us to think, Marlene... 299 00:13:17,914 --> 00:13:21,039 if you truly are Marlene. 300 00:13:21,123 --> 00:13:23,248 You know, I believe she's right. 301 00:13:23,331 --> 00:13:26,539 The entire city is suspiciously dark. 302 00:13:26,623 --> 00:13:28,289 Well, I guess that's 303 00:13:28,373 --> 00:13:30,998 a perfectly logical explanation for-- 304 00:13:31,081 --> 00:13:33,123 hyah! Show... your... tentacles... 305 00:13:33,206 --> 00:13:35,039 - you... squid... spy! - Hey! All right. Let me go! 306 00:13:35,123 --> 00:13:37,539 - What are you do--oof! - Her story checks out. 307 00:13:37,623 --> 00:13:41,414 A blackout? We're gonna run out of food! Oh! 308 00:13:41,498 --> 00:13:44,831 And I'm concerned about the rise in crime rates. 309 00:13:44,914 --> 00:13:47,998 Yeah, I hear dat's a real problem. 310 00:13:49,081 --> 00:13:50,456 Not to worry. 311 00:13:50,539 --> 00:13:52,831 Penguins always have a plan. 312 00:13:52,914 --> 00:13:55,331 My generator can supply emergency power, 313 00:13:55,414 --> 00:13:57,539 and with the food rationing program we've set up-- 314 00:13:57,623 --> 00:14:01,956 Stop! This is no time for planning and reasonableness! 315 00:14:02,039 --> 00:14:04,414 With no electrickly power, 316 00:14:04,498 --> 00:14:06,664 the zoo has now become... 317 00:14:06,748 --> 00:14:08,123 a jungle! 318 00:14:08,206 --> 00:14:10,789 And who is the king of the jungle? 319 00:14:11,873 --> 00:14:13,623 Okay, I'll give you a hint. 320 00:14:13,706 --> 00:14:17,456 He is also the king of the zoo and the outlying mid-town area. 321 00:14:17,539 --> 00:14:18,914 And it is me. 322 00:14:18,998 --> 00:14:20,414 Okay, no more hints. 323 00:14:20,498 --> 00:14:22,581 [all murmuring] 324 00:14:22,664 --> 00:14:24,164 Negative. 325 00:14:24,248 --> 00:14:26,789 There is no such thing as Jungle Law. 326 00:14:26,873 --> 00:14:28,414 Oh, really? 327 00:14:28,498 --> 00:14:31,289 Perhaps everyone would like to hear the opinionings 328 00:14:31,373 --> 00:14:34,206 of a certified Jungle Lawyer. 329 00:14:35,414 --> 00:14:36,914 [clears throat] 330 00:14:36,998 --> 00:14:39,456 All hail King Julien. 331 00:14:39,539 --> 00:14:40,664 Case closed. 332 00:14:40,748 --> 00:14:42,206 Case open! Ha-ha--oof! 333 00:14:42,289 --> 00:14:44,956 You can't seriously be falling for this! 334 00:14:46,206 --> 00:14:48,664 Well, he's got a briefcase. 335 00:14:48,748 --> 00:14:50,373 [all exclaiming] 336 00:14:50,456 --> 00:14:54,123 This is going to end very badly, "Your Majesty." 337 00:14:54,206 --> 00:14:56,373 And when this Jungle Law does fail, 338 00:14:56,456 --> 00:14:59,956 I will have four sweet, sweet words for you. 339 00:15:00,039 --> 00:15:02,581 Oh, "I love King Julien"? 340 00:15:02,664 --> 00:15:03,998 Ye--no. 341 00:15:04,081 --> 00:15:07,123 - I. Told. You. So. - What? 342 00:15:07,206 --> 00:15:09,998 Nobody tells the king "I told you so." 343 00:15:10,081 --> 00:15:12,289 It is unspoken of. 344 00:15:12,373 --> 00:15:15,623 Well, we'll just see about that, hmm? 345 00:15:15,706 --> 00:15:17,498 Yes, we will. 346 00:15:17,581 --> 00:15:20,831 And right now, I will be seeing you penguins 347 00:15:20,914 --> 00:15:23,456 giving your king the royal sponge bath. 348 00:15:24,748 --> 00:15:26,831 [chuckles] Ooh. 349 00:15:26,914 --> 00:15:29,248 Ew. I call topsies. 350 00:15:29,331 --> 00:15:31,956 Private, we're not part of this kook-ball's kingdom. 351 00:15:32,039 --> 00:15:33,414 Come on, boys! 352 00:15:34,914 --> 00:15:36,914 Here you go. Knock yourself out. 353 00:15:36,998 --> 00:15:39,164 [squeals eagerly] 354 00:15:39,248 --> 00:15:41,998 And now begins the gloriousness 355 00:15:42,081 --> 00:15:45,248 of the goldenish age of the new dawn 356 00:15:45,331 --> 00:15:49,873 of the mighty reign of Jungle Law! 357 00:15:52,664 --> 00:15:53,914 Oop, hang on. 358 00:15:53,998 --> 00:15:55,873 I forgot to lock the security hatch. 359 00:15:57,081 --> 00:16:00,123 What in the name of Eisenhower's oatmeal? 360 00:16:00,206 --> 00:16:01,873 [explosions rumbling] 361 00:16:01,956 --> 00:16:03,623 [sirens wailing] 362 00:16:03,706 --> 00:16:05,039 [crackling] 363 00:16:05,123 --> 00:16:06,498 [both growling] 364 00:16:06,581 --> 00:16:09,664 What happened to all the peanuts? 365 00:16:09,748 --> 00:16:11,789 Oh-kay. 366 00:16:11,873 --> 00:16:13,039 That was fast. 367 00:16:13,123 --> 00:16:16,164 [animals yelling] 368 00:16:16,248 --> 00:16:18,998 Hand over your food, ya mooks! 369 00:16:20,039 --> 00:16:21,456 Wha-- 370 00:16:22,373 --> 00:16:25,706 Are you gorillas gonna give everything back nicely, 371 00:16:25,789 --> 00:16:27,623 or does this get ugly? 372 00:16:27,706 --> 00:16:28,873 You have feet? 373 00:16:28,998 --> 00:16:30,664 Give Mort feet. 374 00:16:30,748 --> 00:16:32,914 Mort need feet! 375 00:16:32,998 --> 00:16:34,539 [ululating] 376 00:16:34,623 --> 00:16:36,164 You stole Sad Eyes too? 377 00:16:36,248 --> 00:16:38,414 Ehh, you never know when you'll need one. 378 00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:39,789 all: Oof! 379 00:16:39,873 --> 00:16:41,539 [both growl] 380 00:16:41,623 --> 00:16:43,123 Oh, guys, guys. 381 00:16:43,206 --> 00:16:44,664 Thank goodness you're back. 382 00:16:44,748 --> 00:16:46,164 It's a madhouse up here! 383 00:16:46,248 --> 00:16:47,623 What happened to King Julien? 384 00:16:47,706 --> 00:16:50,373 He must've cracked like an Easter egg. 385 00:16:50,456 --> 00:16:51,664 I knew it. 386 00:16:51,748 --> 00:16:54,039 All right, men, "Jungle Law" has stunk up 387 00:16:54,123 --> 00:16:55,581 our zoo long enough. 388 00:16:55,664 --> 00:16:59,248 Time to apply some penguin-scented disinfectant 389 00:16:59,331 --> 00:17:01,164 - to this mess. - Mess? 390 00:17:01,248 --> 00:17:02,498 [laughs nervously] 391 00:17:02,581 --> 00:17:05,373 Don't be so wrong, silly penguin. 392 00:17:05,456 --> 00:17:09,289 Clearly the screaming and rampaging is to celebrate 393 00:17:09,373 --> 00:17:12,039 three successful minutes of Jungle Law. 394 00:17:12,123 --> 00:17:14,289 Hooray! 395 00:17:14,373 --> 00:17:17,123 Also, I am resting, not hiding. 396 00:17:17,206 --> 00:17:19,289 Well, well, well, King Ringtail. 397 00:17:19,373 --> 00:17:21,539 I believe I owe you a few words. 398 00:17:21,623 --> 00:17:25,414 In random order, they are: "told, I, so, you." 399 00:17:26,331 --> 00:17:28,123 Allow me to unscramble. 400 00:17:28,206 --> 00:17:29,873 Ah-ah-ah, shushies! 401 00:17:29,956 --> 00:17:31,456 This is not "I told you so." 402 00:17:31,539 --> 00:17:34,456 The royal me is still on top of all these things. Ah! 403 00:17:34,539 --> 00:17:37,081 Ringtail, no! They'll rip you apart! 404 00:17:37,164 --> 00:17:39,873 [animals screaming chaotically] 405 00:17:39,956 --> 00:17:44,123 Yes, yes, everybody likes the chaos and the mayhem, 406 00:17:44,206 --> 00:17:47,581 but we need orderly chaos and nice mayhem. 407 00:17:47,664 --> 00:17:49,498 You stink, Julien! 408 00:17:49,581 --> 00:17:51,581 Okay, we talked about this, pinky. 409 00:17:51,664 --> 00:17:53,789 We express our feelings with words, 410 00:17:53,873 --> 00:17:55,373 not the violent throwing of-- 411 00:17:55,456 --> 00:17:57,039 hyurk! 412 00:17:57,123 --> 00:17:58,664 Yo, bada! 413 00:17:58,748 --> 00:18:01,331 What kind of ransom you get for a king these days? 414 00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:03,748 [laughs nervously] Whoa! 415 00:18:03,831 --> 00:18:05,748 Playtime's over, primates. 416 00:18:05,831 --> 00:18:08,748 [all grunting] 417 00:18:08,831 --> 00:18:10,164 Whoa! 418 00:18:10,248 --> 00:18:13,956 If I don't get some food right now-- 419 00:18:14,039 --> 00:18:15,706 Ahh, oof! 420 00:18:17,914 --> 00:18:21,164 Oh, peanut head! 421 00:18:24,248 --> 00:18:26,456 Kowalski, analysis! 422 00:18:27,414 --> 00:18:29,331 King Julien requires immediate rescue. 423 00:18:29,414 --> 00:18:31,039 But to stop the zoo-wide panic, 424 00:18:31,123 --> 00:18:33,664 we need to get the criminal element under control too. 425 00:18:33,748 --> 00:18:35,289 [ululating] 426 00:18:35,373 --> 00:18:37,373 Also, somebody should probably take care of that. 427 00:18:37,456 --> 00:18:39,581 We've got three problems: 428 00:18:39,664 --> 00:18:42,456 ringtail, Sad Eyes, and criminal gorillas. 429 00:18:42,539 --> 00:18:44,248 I want teams of two on each. 430 00:18:44,331 --> 00:18:46,956 No man enters the danger zone solo. 431 00:18:47,039 --> 00:18:48,623 Uh, Skipper... 432 00:18:48,706 --> 00:18:50,539 that would leave us two men shy of-- 433 00:18:50,623 --> 00:18:52,706 Eh-la-la-la! Never tell me the math! 434 00:18:52,789 --> 00:18:55,706 If we need two recruits, we'll find two recruits! 435 00:18:57,039 --> 00:18:59,581 Wait. What's, uh-- 436 00:18:59,664 --> 00:19:00,539 [screaming] 437 00:19:00,623 --> 00:19:02,956 [giggling psychotically] 438 00:19:03,039 --> 00:19:04,039 both: Huh? 439 00:19:04,123 --> 00:19:06,664 [grunts] 440 00:19:06,748 --> 00:19:08,039 [bonk, bonk] 441 00:19:11,123 --> 00:19:15,039 Okay, that was, uh, kinda fun. 442 00:19:15,123 --> 00:19:17,081 Get 'em! 443 00:19:17,164 --> 00:19:18,539 Whoo-hoo! 444 00:19:19,873 --> 00:19:20,873 [grunting defensively] 445 00:19:20,956 --> 00:19:22,289 It's okay, Mort. 446 00:19:22,373 --> 00:19:24,039 We're not going to hurt you. 447 00:19:24,123 --> 00:19:25,248 Not true, Private. 448 00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:26,998 I did authorize lethal force. 449 00:19:27,081 --> 00:19:29,831 Yaaaaaa! 450 00:19:29,914 --> 00:19:32,831 both: Ow! Ooh! Ow! Ow! 451 00:19:33,998 --> 00:19:35,623 Peanut head! 452 00:19:35,706 --> 00:19:37,414 Peanut head! 453 00:19:37,498 --> 00:19:39,289 We're only here to talk, friend. 454 00:19:39,373 --> 00:19:41,748 Straight turkey, no judgments. 455 00:19:41,831 --> 00:19:43,498 Are you crazy? 456 00:19:43,581 --> 00:19:45,873 The dude's head doesn't even look like a peanut! 457 00:19:45,956 --> 00:19:46,914 What? 458 00:19:46,998 --> 00:19:48,581 How dare you insult 459 00:19:48,664 --> 00:19:51,123 my gloriously peanut-shaped head! 460 00:19:51,206 --> 00:19:52,456 Aaaahhh--mmmmf! 461 00:19:52,539 --> 00:19:54,498 - Oh, golly. - That ain't right. 462 00:20:02,873 --> 00:20:04,164 Bye-bye. 463 00:20:06,248 --> 00:20:07,706 Whoa! 464 00:20:07,789 --> 00:20:09,164 Yah! 465 00:20:13,789 --> 00:20:16,123 Okay, come on, let's return the loot. 466 00:20:16,206 --> 00:20:18,456 both: Ow! Ah! Ow! 467 00:20:18,539 --> 00:20:19,706 Ahh! 468 00:20:23,873 --> 00:20:25,206 Time to change tactics. 469 00:20:25,289 --> 00:20:26,414 Tiny lemur! 470 00:20:26,498 --> 00:20:28,623 The feet need you! 471 00:20:28,706 --> 00:20:30,081 The feet? 472 00:20:30,164 --> 00:20:33,206 [King Julien shouting in pain] 473 00:20:33,289 --> 00:20:35,956 Why... won't... you... 474 00:20:36,039 --> 00:20:38,748 go... down, peanut? 475 00:20:38,831 --> 00:20:42,039 Yeaaaaaah! 476 00:20:42,123 --> 00:20:44,498 Peanuts! 477 00:20:48,289 --> 00:20:50,664 Whew! I have seen my entire life 478 00:20:50,748 --> 00:20:54,623 and many gigantic nose nuggets flashing before my eyes. 479 00:20:54,706 --> 00:20:56,831 Thank the sky spirits that is over. 480 00:20:56,914 --> 00:20:58,414 Feeeet! 481 00:20:58,498 --> 00:20:59,914 There he is! 482 00:20:59,998 --> 00:21:01,664 You were supposed to protect us! 483 00:21:01,748 --> 00:21:04,664 Hey, oh, I coulda really hurt somebodies. 484 00:21:04,748 --> 00:21:07,289 Jungle Law is for fools, baby! 485 00:21:07,373 --> 00:21:09,498 Yes, yes, everything turned out 486 00:21:09,581 --> 00:21:11,331 most wonderfully in the end. 487 00:21:11,414 --> 00:21:13,331 You may now decide among yourselves 488 00:21:13,414 --> 00:21:14,914 how to praise me. 489 00:21:16,206 --> 00:21:18,498 I demand to talk to my Jungle Lawyer! 490 00:21:18,581 --> 00:21:21,206 Dude with a briefcase? Haven't seen him. 491 00:21:21,289 --> 00:21:23,498 Guys, we have to do something. 492 00:21:23,581 --> 00:21:25,248 We can't just let this happen. 493 00:21:25,331 --> 00:21:26,706 I don't know. 494 00:21:26,789 --> 00:21:28,873 I am dying to see that catapult in action. 495 00:21:28,956 --> 00:21:31,164 Looks like this is my last chance 496 00:21:31,248 --> 00:21:33,498 to say what needs to be said. 497 00:21:34,998 --> 00:21:37,081 So long, sucker. 498 00:21:37,164 --> 00:21:38,539 A moment, please! 499 00:21:38,623 --> 00:21:41,873 I've got a few words for you, ringtail. 500 00:21:41,956 --> 00:21:43,831 Oh, no, not now. 501 00:21:43,914 --> 00:21:45,414 He couldn't. 502 00:21:45,498 --> 00:21:49,539 I... told... you... 503 00:21:50,289 --> 00:21:51,831 that this plan was genius! 504 00:21:51,914 --> 00:21:53,248 all: Huh? 505 00:21:53,331 --> 00:21:55,248 - Say what? - Well, his jungle majesty 506 00:21:55,331 --> 00:21:56,706 knew that in a crisis, 507 00:21:56,789 --> 00:21:58,373 the biggest danger is mass panic. 508 00:21:58,456 --> 00:21:59,831 So he sets up 509 00:21:59,914 --> 00:22:02,456 this postapocalyptic wasteland scenario 510 00:22:02,539 --> 00:22:05,206 to keep everyone's mind off the blackout. 511 00:22:05,289 --> 00:22:07,289 Brilliant. 512 00:22:07,373 --> 00:22:08,581 All right. 513 00:22:08,664 --> 00:22:12,206 [animals murmuring in agreement] 514 00:22:12,289 --> 00:22:14,331 [electricity buzzing] 515 00:22:14,414 --> 00:22:17,498 - Boy, that's great. - All right. 516 00:22:17,581 --> 00:22:20,956 Skipper, you gave up an "I told you so." 517 00:22:21,039 --> 00:22:23,331 That's the most noble thing I've ever seen. 518 00:22:23,414 --> 00:22:24,956 Sometimes, Private, 519 00:22:25,039 --> 00:22:27,373 you've just got to set your sights a little higher. 520 00:22:27,456 --> 00:22:29,248 Yes, praise me! 521 00:22:29,331 --> 00:22:34,248 For I am so much greater than any penguin could ever be! 522 00:22:34,331 --> 00:22:36,289 Rico, set the sights a little higher. 523 00:22:36,373 --> 00:22:38,623 - Uh-huh. - [splat] 524 00:22:38,706 --> 00:22:41,164 Ahh! I have been meloned! 525 00:22:41,248 --> 00:22:42,581 All hail the King. 526 00:22:42,664 --> 00:22:45,914 Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm! 527 00:22:48,206 --> 00:22:51,373 [brassy detective music]