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[bell tolls]

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[brassy detective music]

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- Hit it.
- ♪ Hey-oh, yah, hah ♪

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- ♪ Oh, hey-oh ♪
- Yeah.

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- ♪ Hey-oh ♪
- ♪ Yeah, oh-hey-oh ♪

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[brassy detective music]

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[camera shutter clicks]

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Cute and cuddly, boys.

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[jazzy music]

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Okay, that's one order
of General Tso Shrimp,

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one fried rice,
one veggie chow mein,

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and two kung pao scallops.

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You are correct.

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Okay, that's $35.84.

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We'll be there
in 20 minutes.

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[panting]

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I got $1.17.

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Blegh.

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[coins jingle]

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Ta-da!

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And Rico got the rest,

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which is both impressive
and gross.

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Pack it up, boys.

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We're on.

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Here you go, sir.

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[computerized voice]
Keep the change.

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It's all change.

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You are correct.

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My friends...

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dinner is served!

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Take note, Maurice.

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Tonight chow mein
is my main chow.

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[groans]

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Take another note, Maurice.

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Never am I eating
chow mein again.

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[belches]
Excuse me.

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[groans]

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General Tso and his shrimp
beat me tonight.

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Oh, well played, General.

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Skipper,

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I hope you saved room
for a fortune cookie.

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Private, there's always room
for a fortune cookie.

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I say, would you like
Phil and I

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to read your fortune?

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Knock yourselves out.

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Ooh, "Your decisive skills
make you a natural leader."

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Well, thanks.
But what does the cookie say?

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- That was it.
- Oh. Well...

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the cookie is quite perceptive.

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Kowalski?

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"You are careful
and considerate."

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After careful consideration,
I concur with the cookie.

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Ooh!
Read mine, read mine!

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"Your heart
is a fountain of joy."

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It's true.
It is.

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How about yours, Rico?

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Blegh.

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Eh, heh.

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Egad, man! Are you certain
you're reading that right?

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What's it say?

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Uh, "Your smiles are like
rays of sunshine,

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warm and inviting."

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My, look at the time.
We must dash.

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Hold up, chimp.

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I smell monkey business.

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- You do?
- Yeah, I do.

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Rico, smile.

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[laughs]

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That is not
a warm and inviting smile.

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More like creepy
and unsettling.

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Right. So, chimp,

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what's that fortune
really say?

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[sighs]
Fine.

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It says, "You will soon meet
a foul end."

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[screaming]

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Rico!
Get a hold of yourself, man.

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Fortunes don't mean anything.

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Wait a minute, Skipper.
Yours did.

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Well, that's called the
exception that proves the rule.

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- And mine did too.
- The other exception.

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- And Kowalski's.
- Okay!

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They were exceptional cookies.

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But that doesn't prove anything.

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Fortunes
are mere superstitions.

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Yes,
these stitions are super.

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That is why
you must listen to them.

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This is a curse.

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Your friend has been given
a misfortune cookie.

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- A what?
- A misfortune cookie.

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It is like a regular
fortune cookie,

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except it is filled
with hate and bile--

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and sugar--

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and evil.

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Oh, that doesn't
sound good,

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- except for the sugar part.
- You need the sugar,

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or the bile
will overwhelm the flavor.

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Anyway, it is only a matter
of time before Chico--

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- Rico.
- Rico meets his foul end.

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[muttering nervously]

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Come on, Rico.

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You're not going to believe
this ringtailed nut job

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over your level-headed friends,
are you?

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- Uh-uh.
- Good man.

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Hmm.

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Got any nines?

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No.
Go fishies!

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[sighs]

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Maurice,
I worry about those penguins.

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What will make them believe
in curses?

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Short of that penguin
meeting a foul end, nothing.

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Ah, but what if
we made Freako--

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- Rico.
- Rico meet a foul end?

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Then the penguins would believe.

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Maybe,
but then it wouldn't be a curse.

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Wouldn't it, Maurice?
Are you sure?

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Uh, yeah.
I'm pretty sure.

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And I'm pretty not.

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No, wait!
No!

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I am pretty,
very, very pretty.

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So pretty.
Mort, tell me I am pretty.

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- You are pretty.
- Thank you.

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See, Maurice?

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Mort agrees with me.
Case closed.

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[sighs] All right,
what do you have in mind?

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[crashes]

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Huh?

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[groans]

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[wheels squeaking]

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[crashes]

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[groans]

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[detective music]

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Huh? Eh? Hey.

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[splats]

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[groaning]

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Whoa!
Aah!

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Rico, you can't hide
in there forever.

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Uh-huh!

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True, an unusual series
of events

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seems to be conspiring
against you,

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but does that mean
you're cursed?

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- Yup.
- Rico, say you are cursed.

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Do you really think a fortress
of pillows will protect you?

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[moaning]

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Look, curses aren't real.

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There's another explanation
out there,

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and I intend to find it.

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This cart is incapable
of self-locomotion.

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So the cart was pushed.

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Precisely.

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I was just standing there

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eating my hay
when something sharp,

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like a needle,
just poked me right on the butt.

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Hmm.
Compelling.

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Skipper, look.
Lemur fur.

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Lemur fur
with a lot of hair products.

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This can mean only one thing.

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Don't play dumb
with me, ringtail!

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Who says I am playing?

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We know you're behind
these so-called mishaps.

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This is an outrageousness

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for you to accuse me
like a snake.

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Yo, we got a snake
to bite Rico.

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This'll convince those penguin--

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Yeah, uh, forget it.

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Okay, you caught me
with the red hands.

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I did it all.

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And you are gonna
undid it all.

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And so...

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it was me who made
all those scary things

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- happen on you.
- See, Rico?

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There was no curse after all.

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Uh-uh.

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Eh, I don't think
he believes me.

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Uh-uh.

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Options.
I need options.

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I have an in
with the sky spirits.

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I can ask them
to break the curse.

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Oh, come on.
Your mumbo jumbo

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is no more real
than a fortune cookie's.

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Yes,
but if Rico is willing

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to believe
in one superstition...

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Perhaps he'll believe
in another!

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No way.
Ringtail's done enough damage.

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Kowalski,
give me some more options.

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Okay, and...

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give me a minute.

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Ah!
Here we go!

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We can replace Rico's brain
with a wombat's.

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- How would that help?
- I don't know.

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But I've got to do something
with this.

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Okay, I guess we do it
your way.

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Yay!

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I'll get
my curse-breaking crown.

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Hey!
Huh?

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Aaahh!

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Naa!
Naa!

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[percussive, rhythmic music]

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Rico, I was wrong.

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Oh, so very, very wrong.

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The curse is real.
It's up to the sky spirits now.

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Go to the ringtail!

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Go.

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Come closer.

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Closer.

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A little more closer.

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Wait.
Okay, that's too close.

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Take one step back.

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Another one,
a little half step.

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Right there. Tell me,

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flightless bird, Pico--

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all: Rico!

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Rico, why are you here?

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You know why he's here.

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Excuse me.
Are you wearing the big hat?

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No?

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Trust me,
it's part of the ritual.

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Go on.

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[grunting and belching]

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Okay, didn't catch
any of that.

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So let's skip the Qs and the As

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and move right
into the curse removal.

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Three terrible trials await you.

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The first is the journey
of a thousand tears.

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You will walk
the sacred path of Tikis,

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peeling an onion

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while you are repeatedly smacked
by the fishes.

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Ow.

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00:10:02,205 --> 00:10:04,955
Ow, ow.

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Uh? Huh?

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[groaning]

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00:10:10,246 --> 00:10:14,038
Next is the journey
of a thousand burdens.

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You will carry
the heavy things

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and whistle while you do it.

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[whistling]

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[groans]

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Finally is the trampling
by a thousand rhinos.

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Ahh!

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Uh, slight glitch, though.

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We only have one rhino,

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so you'll have to do it
a thousand times.

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Ahh!

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[thunder crackles]

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Flightless bird,

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you have completed
the three trials.

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By the way,

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sorry about
the extra rhino tramplings.

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I lost count.

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And now,
by the power invested in me

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by the sky spirits,
I pronounce you

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curse free.

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Yay!

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Whoo-hoo!

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00:11:04,746 --> 00:11:05,913
[laughs]

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00:11:05,996 --> 00:11:09,538
[speaking gibberish]

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00:11:09,621 --> 00:11:11,330
Julien did it!

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00:11:11,413 --> 00:11:12,788
Rico's cured!

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00:11:12,871 --> 00:11:14,580
Or at least he thinks he is.

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00:11:14,663 --> 00:11:15,746
Works for me.

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[humming]

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00:11:19,580 --> 00:11:20,871
- Look out!
- Aah!

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00:11:20,955 --> 00:11:23,705
Oh, dude, sorry.

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00:11:23,788 --> 00:11:26,413
My bad.
Oh, this is uncomfortable.

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Blegh!

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And that, men,
is why we don't fly.

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00:11:30,955 --> 00:11:33,080
Skipper, do you realize
what just happened?

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Ducks are water fowl,

267
00:11:34,996 --> 00:11:38,121
and so a duck's bum
is a fowl end!

268
00:11:38,205 --> 00:11:40,788
- Huh?
- Rico met a fowl end.

269
00:11:40,871 --> 00:11:42,121
The curse was real.

270
00:11:42,205 --> 00:11:44,205
- Told you.
- Yay!

271
00:11:47,955 --> 00:11:51,121
[angelic music]

272
00:11:59,330 --> 00:12:01,205
How ya doin'?
I got a big box

273
00:12:01,288 --> 00:12:03,205
- from the Hoboken zoo there.
- Live cargo?

274
00:12:03,288 --> 00:12:05,038
Hey I just drive
the truck, lady.

275
00:12:05,121 --> 00:12:06,288
Dump it round back.

276
00:12:06,371 --> 00:12:08,080
I'll get to it
when I get to it.

277
00:12:10,746 --> 00:12:11,996
Daah!

278
00:12:12,080 --> 00:12:13,455
[horn honks]

279
00:12:14,538 --> 00:12:17,746
Kowalski,
tell me this is our shipment

280
00:12:17,830 --> 00:12:19,371
of sweet Alaskan salmon.

281
00:12:19,455 --> 00:12:22,455
Negative, Skipper.
Some sort of containment unit.

282
00:12:22,538 --> 00:12:25,288
- I'd say simian.
- Fish and chips, man.

283
00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:28,788
Rico, chimp habitat, stat.

284
00:12:28,871 --> 00:12:30,455
[tires screech]

285
00:12:31,705 --> 00:12:33,163
What the dickens?

286
00:12:33,246 --> 00:12:35,996
You didn't see anything.

287
00:12:39,496 --> 00:12:40,955
Hmm.

288
00:12:42,371 --> 00:12:45,121
Oh, fresh air!

289
00:12:45,205 --> 00:12:48,538
[angelic music
and birds chirping]

290
00:12:57,371 --> 00:12:59,580
I say,
who the dickens are you?

291
00:12:59,663 --> 00:13:01,288
Lulu.
What?

292
00:13:01,371 --> 00:13:03,371
Didn't they tell you
I was coming?

293
00:13:03,455 --> 00:13:04,871
No, actually.

294
00:13:04,955 --> 00:13:06,871
I'm sorry
to put you out, boys.

295
00:13:06,955 --> 00:13:08,455
But I'll only be here
for a few days,

296
00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:10,455
just until they fix up
my habitat

297
00:13:10,538 --> 00:13:12,205
back at the Hoboken Zoo.

298
00:13:13,205 --> 00:13:14,830
Is your friend all right?

299
00:13:14,913 --> 00:13:16,955
Uh, he's a chimp
of few words.

300
00:13:17,038 --> 00:13:19,038
Phil, don't be rude.

301
00:13:21,205 --> 00:13:23,746
Phil?
Oh, dear.

302
00:13:23,830 --> 00:13:25,371
Pardon us.

303
00:13:30,413 --> 00:13:33,246
Gorgeous?
Why, Phil.

304
00:13:33,330 --> 00:13:34,913
You dog.

305
00:13:34,996 --> 00:13:36,455
Help you win her heart?

306
00:13:36,538 --> 00:13:40,788
Well, I haven't the foggiest,
but, perhaps...

307
00:13:40,871 --> 00:13:43,205
Wait, you came to me
for advice?

308
00:13:43,288 --> 00:13:45,288
No one ever comes to me
for advice.

309
00:13:45,371 --> 00:13:48,163
This is, like, so unexpect--
like, I don't even know.

310
00:13:48,246 --> 00:13:50,621
All right, okay, okay,
so, so anyway, um...

311
00:13:50,705 --> 00:13:52,163
a girl chimp, huh?

312
00:13:52,246 --> 00:13:55,996
Yes. Phil is positively
head over tail for her.

313
00:13:56,080 --> 00:13:57,330
Okay.
Top of my head here.

314
00:13:57,413 --> 00:13:59,288
Candles, moonlight,
acoustic guitar.

315
00:13:59,371 --> 00:14:02,121
No, no. Spanish guitar.
Muy romantico.

316
00:14:02,205 --> 00:14:04,455
Then, after your touching,
tender serenade,

317
00:14:04,538 --> 00:14:06,830
you present her with a bouquet
of oysters on half shells

318
00:14:06,913 --> 00:14:08,996
arranged to spell
out her name...

319
00:14:09,080 --> 00:14:10,663
"Marlene."

320
00:14:10,746 --> 00:14:14,080
Yes, but her name is Lulu.

321
00:14:14,163 --> 00:14:15,413
Yeah, I know. Whatever.

322
00:14:15,496 --> 00:14:17,163
Anyway, do that,
and you can't miss.

323
00:14:17,246 --> 00:14:18,996
No offense, but I'm not sure
this is the way

324
00:14:19,080 --> 00:14:20,621
to capture a chimp's heart.

325
00:14:20,705 --> 00:14:22,330
You heard the mission:

326
00:14:22,413 --> 00:14:24,830
help the silent simian
capture the lady chimp's heart.

327
00:14:24,913 --> 00:14:27,330
Kowalski, I want an action plan
on my desk by--

328
00:14:27,413 --> 00:14:30,163
Hey, hey, hey! They came here
for my advice, okay?

329
00:14:30,246 --> 00:14:32,038
Therefore, my mission.

330
00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:34,413
Ah, but use
of the word "capture"

331
00:14:34,496 --> 00:14:36,746
automatically makes this
a penguin operation.

332
00:14:36,830 --> 00:14:38,455
- Uh-huh.
- Sorry, Marlene.

333
00:14:38,538 --> 00:14:40,246
- Those are the rules.
- Uggh.

334
00:14:40,330 --> 00:14:43,288
Men, I need love options.

335
00:14:43,371 --> 00:14:45,538
Skipper, our intel shows

336
00:14:45,621 --> 00:14:48,080
there is one sure
way to a female's heart:

337
00:14:48,163 --> 00:14:50,538
you start
with a 4-inch incision--

338
00:14:50,621 --> 00:14:52,621
I hear that the way
to win over a girl's heart

339
00:14:52,705 --> 00:14:56,080
is to sit on her egg
through the long cold winter.

340
00:14:56,163 --> 00:14:57,538
All right, Private,

341
00:14:57,621 --> 00:14:59,996
you and Bravo Team
will secure Lulu's egg--

342
00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:02,163
I'm afraid
Lulu is not a penguin.

343
00:15:02,246 --> 00:15:05,080
Exactly!
Okay, like I was saying:

344
00:15:05,163 --> 00:15:07,496
- candles, moonlight--
- Marlene, please.

345
00:15:07,580 --> 00:15:10,205
Don't bring all
your sappy emotion into this.

346
00:15:10,288 --> 00:15:11,705
This is love!

347
00:15:11,788 --> 00:15:14,371
What we need is an operative
on the inside,

348
00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:18,121
someone who can tell us
what makes that chimp tick.

349
00:15:19,080 --> 00:15:20,371
No.
No, no, no.

350
00:15:20,455 --> 00:15:22,621
I'm really not comfortable--

351
00:15:22,705 --> 00:15:25,038
Oh, fine.

352
00:15:25,121 --> 00:15:27,955
[binoculars beep and whir]

353
00:15:28,038 --> 00:15:31,246
- [clears throat]
- Right.

354
00:15:31,330 --> 00:15:33,496
[sighs]
Fine.

355
00:15:33,580 --> 00:15:35,580
Excuse me, Lulu.

356
00:15:35,663 --> 00:15:36,746
I have--

357
00:15:36,830 --> 00:15:38,288
well, I have this friend

358
00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:40,788
who is interested
in courting you.

359
00:15:40,871 --> 00:15:42,580
Oh, really?

360
00:15:42,663 --> 00:15:46,038
And just what does
this friend look like?

361
00:15:46,121 --> 00:15:47,788
Decent enough, I suppose.

362
00:15:47,871 --> 00:15:49,288
Actually, a bit like me.

363
00:15:49,371 --> 00:15:51,080
Oh, you're a shy one.

364
00:15:51,163 --> 00:15:52,330
The answer is yes.

365
00:15:52,413 --> 00:15:54,455
Of course I'll go out
with you.

366
00:15:54,538 --> 00:15:57,996
Oh, that's fantastic.
Hey, wait. What? Oh.

367
00:15:58,080 --> 00:15:59,621
Aheh.

368
00:15:59,705 --> 00:16:01,288
Sorry, old bean.

369
00:16:01,371 --> 00:16:02,996
I'm afraid I've made
a right mess of it.

370
00:16:03,080 --> 00:16:04,538
Not to worry, chimp.

371
00:16:04,621 --> 00:16:07,121
We've got you covered.
Private, options.

372
00:16:07,205 --> 00:16:10,121
Hello?
I'm the options guy.

373
00:16:10,205 --> 00:16:12,371
Well, not when it comes
to affairs of the heart.

374
00:16:12,455 --> 00:16:14,496
That's where young Private
here shines.

375
00:16:14,580 --> 00:16:18,121
True. I do struggle
to comprehend emotions

376
00:16:18,205 --> 00:16:21,663
and feelings and...
w-women.

377
00:16:21,746 --> 00:16:24,205
Yeah, duh.
You're on, Private.

378
00:16:24,288 --> 00:16:26,121
Uh, uh, let's see, um...

379
00:16:26,205 --> 00:16:27,830
Come on, Private;
you know what to do.

380
00:16:27,913 --> 00:16:29,705
Moonlight, guitar, oysters.

381
00:16:29,788 --> 00:16:31,496
Hmm, sorry, Marlene.

382
00:16:31,580 --> 00:16:33,996
But maybe if Phil could somehow
show off his machismo...

383
00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:37,080
Machismo! Espanol.
I like it!

384
00:16:38,038 --> 00:16:41,455
Well, yes, I do rather enjoy
poetry, fine cuisine,

385
00:16:41,538 --> 00:16:43,663
and, well, the ballet,
of course.

386
00:16:43,746 --> 00:16:48,163
Oh, Mason,
what a sensitive soul you are.

387
00:16:48,246 --> 00:16:50,830
Reach for the skies, chimps!

388
00:16:50,913 --> 00:16:52,496
- Wh-what?
- Egad!

389
00:16:52,580 --> 00:16:56,663
Penguin desperados,
and they've got sticks.

390
00:16:56,746 --> 00:16:57,871
Arrgh!

391
00:16:57,955 --> 00:16:59,371
That's right, mateys!

392
00:16:59,455 --> 00:17:02,288
And, oh, arggh,
and shiver me timbers.

393
00:17:02,371 --> 00:17:03,913
[muttering]

394
00:17:03,996 --> 00:17:07,496
Kowalski, we're supposed to be
desperados, not pirates.

395
00:17:07,580 --> 00:17:08,788
Really?

396
00:17:08,871 --> 00:17:10,663
Oh.

397
00:17:10,746 --> 00:17:12,205
Blaah!

398
00:17:12,288 --> 00:17:14,705
Well, um, the point is,
we want all your bananas!

399
00:17:14,788 --> 00:17:18,038
And there's no one tough enough
here to stop us!

400
00:17:18,121 --> 00:17:19,788
Certainly not this milksop.

401
00:17:19,871 --> 00:17:21,205
Hold on now.

402
00:17:21,288 --> 00:17:23,413
Mason may not be tough.

403
00:17:23,496 --> 00:17:26,538
But me,
I'm from Hoboken!

404
00:17:26,621 --> 00:17:28,288
[groaning]

405
00:17:28,371 --> 00:17:31,080
[shrieks fiercely]

406
00:17:31,163 --> 00:17:33,621
[crashing and groaning noises]

407
00:17:36,996 --> 00:17:38,538
There there, love.

408
00:17:38,621 --> 00:17:41,288
Those nasty penguins
won't bother you again,

409
00:17:41,371 --> 00:17:43,163
you sweet,
sensitive soul, you.

410
00:17:43,246 --> 00:17:46,455
No, I imagine not.

411
00:17:48,538 --> 00:17:50,205
I've got other options, Skipper.

412
00:17:50,288 --> 00:17:52,663
Private, I've heard enough
of your options, thank you.

413
00:17:52,746 --> 00:17:55,621
- I'm going with your plan.
- Me?

414
00:17:55,705 --> 00:17:57,080
No, I was pointing
at Kowalski.

415
00:17:57,163 --> 00:17:58,996
Operation Love From Above.

416
00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:02,330
Mason will lead our target
to a designated location

417
00:18:02,413 --> 00:18:03,705
- where a heavy crate--
- E-excuse--

418
00:18:03,788 --> 00:18:05,496
how many times
do I have to say it?

419
00:18:05,580 --> 00:18:07,038
Moonlight, candles--

420
00:18:07,121 --> 00:18:09,455
Where a heavy crate
of bananas will fall.

421
00:18:09,538 --> 00:18:11,413
I thought I'd be homesick,

422
00:18:11,496 --> 00:18:13,996
but I've barely thought
about home since I met you.

423
00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:15,246
Lovely.

424
00:18:15,330 --> 00:18:16,746
Now excuse me one moment.

425
00:18:16,830 --> 00:18:18,746
Don't move an inch.

426
00:18:18,830 --> 00:18:20,496
Actually, move an inch
to your right.

427
00:18:20,580 --> 00:18:23,538
No, no, your other right.

428
00:18:23,621 --> 00:18:25,371
Perfect!

429
00:18:25,455 --> 00:18:27,663
- That's the signal.
- Go!

430
00:18:31,163 --> 00:18:33,288
Aagh.
It won't cut.

431
00:18:33,371 --> 00:18:36,121
[gasps]
Oh, what are you doing?

432
00:18:36,205 --> 00:18:37,121
Get off me!

433
00:18:37,205 --> 00:18:38,871
[shrieking]

434
00:18:38,955 --> 00:18:40,121
Blast it all.

435
00:18:40,205 --> 00:18:41,871
What the devil is the problem?

436
00:18:41,955 --> 00:18:44,955
The problem was, I based
my calculations on cotton rope

437
00:18:45,038 --> 00:18:46,621
but we used nylon.

438
00:18:46,705 --> 00:18:48,871
I've made the adjustments,
so we're ready to go again.

439
00:18:48,955 --> 00:18:51,496
- Daah!
- Or not.

440
00:18:51,580 --> 00:18:54,621
Gentlemen, it's time
to break out the big guns.

441
00:18:54,705 --> 00:18:59,205
Yes, I'm talking
about love potion number... 37.

442
00:18:59,288 --> 00:19:01,913
- 37?
- 37?

443
00:19:01,996 --> 00:19:03,455
[unintelligible]

444
00:19:03,538 --> 00:19:04,955
I know it's risky.

445
00:19:05,038 --> 00:19:06,455
But so is love.

446
00:19:06,538 --> 00:19:08,371
Look what happened
to Manfredi and Johnson

447
00:19:08,455 --> 00:19:10,455
when they fell hard
for those chinstrap sisters.

448
00:19:10,538 --> 00:19:12,455
They lost their hearts,
a lung,

449
00:19:12,538 --> 00:19:14,746
and 15 feet of intestine.

450
00:19:14,830 --> 00:19:16,663
37?

451
00:19:18,871 --> 00:19:20,121
[gasps]

452
00:19:20,205 --> 00:19:21,705
What's in there?

453
00:19:21,788 --> 00:19:24,830
Flamingo sweat and garlic.

454
00:19:24,913 --> 00:19:27,663
Ooh, baby!

455
00:19:27,746 --> 00:19:29,163
Preen me.

456
00:19:29,246 --> 00:19:31,163
Preen me, sweet stuff!

457
00:19:31,246 --> 00:19:32,705
Man, I hate to say it, lads,

458
00:19:32,788 --> 00:19:35,330
but perhaps Phil and Lulu
just aren't meant to be.

459
00:19:35,413 --> 00:19:37,621
[flamingoes shrieking]

460
00:19:40,038 --> 00:19:43,038
Wait, wait, wait.
You still haven't followed

461
00:19:43,121 --> 00:19:45,621
a certain someone's advice.

462
00:19:45,705 --> 00:19:47,746
Egad, Marlene is right.

463
00:19:47,830 --> 00:19:52,705
So you have come to me
for the romantical advice.

464
00:19:52,788 --> 00:19:55,246
Okay, this is not
what I had in mind!

465
00:19:55,330 --> 00:19:57,663
To impress
this girly monkey,

466
00:19:57,746 --> 00:20:00,038
you must knock her feet off.

467
00:20:00,121 --> 00:20:03,371
That is how I have gotten
my many girlfriends.

468
00:20:03,455 --> 00:20:05,080
What girlfriends?

469
00:20:05,163 --> 00:20:06,955
You don't know them;
they all live in Canada.

470
00:20:07,038 --> 00:20:09,371
But trust me when I tell you
they are made up...

471
00:20:09,455 --> 00:20:12,580
eh, with lipsticks
and powders and such,

472
00:20:12,663 --> 00:20:14,955
but, you know, tastefully.

473
00:20:15,038 --> 00:20:16,205
- Uh-huh.
- Okay,

474
00:20:16,288 --> 00:20:18,205
my secret is two words

475
00:20:18,288 --> 00:20:20,205
I am now about
to say to you.

476
00:20:20,288 --> 00:20:21,621
Get ready.

477
00:20:21,705 --> 00:20:24,288
Hey, wait,
those weren't the two words.

478
00:20:24,371 --> 00:20:26,746
And those weren't either.
Or those!

479
00:20:26,830 --> 00:20:28,996
Just tell us
the two words!

480
00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:30,538
Okay.

481
00:20:30,621 --> 00:20:32,038
"Roller disco."

482
00:20:32,121 --> 00:20:33,371
[laughs]

483
00:20:33,455 --> 00:20:35,871
[snores]

484
00:20:35,955 --> 00:20:38,955
[disco music]

485
00:20:40,663 --> 00:20:41,996
Uh?

486
00:20:43,538 --> 00:20:45,371
Ugh, not that guy again.

487
00:20:45,455 --> 00:20:47,413
Still...

488
00:20:47,496 --> 00:20:48,913
he's a jolly good dancer.

489
00:20:49,913 --> 00:20:52,746
Ah, the victim approaches.

490
00:20:52,830 --> 00:20:54,538
Whoa!

491
00:20:54,621 --> 00:20:56,163
What are you doing?

492
00:20:56,246 --> 00:20:57,663
[disco music]

493
00:20:57,746 --> 00:20:59,205
I hate to say it,

494
00:20:59,288 --> 00:21:02,163
but ringtail may have
actually pulled this off.

495
00:21:02,246 --> 00:21:06,413
No one can resist the allure
of the roller disco.

496
00:21:06,496 --> 00:21:07,996
Oh, Phillip.

497
00:21:08,080 --> 00:21:11,913
I had no idea
you were such a romantic.

498
00:21:11,996 --> 00:21:14,080
Waaaaah!

499
00:21:14,163 --> 00:21:16,121
It may not be a total loss.

500
00:21:16,205 --> 00:21:17,413
[crashes]

501
00:21:17,496 --> 00:21:18,996
Admittedly,
things are looking

502
00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:20,538
a bit iffy.

503
00:21:21,788 --> 00:21:24,038
Now release the dogs.

504
00:21:24,121 --> 00:21:25,330
[dogs bark]

505
00:21:25,413 --> 00:21:26,580
Ow!
Get them off me!

506
00:21:26,663 --> 00:21:28,205
Don't you mean doves?

507
00:21:29,246 --> 00:21:31,955
Eh, on second thought,
doves would have been better.

508
00:21:32,038 --> 00:21:33,455
Good to know,
good to know.

509
00:21:33,538 --> 00:21:35,996
Lulu, please.
Come out.

510
00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:38,621
Absolutely not!
You're all loonies.

511
00:21:38,705 --> 00:21:40,455
Nail the crate shut.
We won't let her out

512
00:21:40,538 --> 00:21:41,663
until she falls in love
with Phil.

513
00:21:41,746 --> 00:21:42,996
No, no.
Listen, listen.

514
00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:45,455
We put him in the crate
with her,

515
00:21:45,538 --> 00:21:47,080
then nail it shut.

516
00:21:47,163 --> 00:21:49,955
Then they will fall in love,
or die trying.

517
00:21:50,038 --> 00:21:52,371
Give me 15 minutes.
I can crack open more

518
00:21:52,455 --> 00:21:54,371
than enough oysters.

519
00:21:54,455 --> 00:21:56,538
Phil,
don't be rash, man!

520
00:21:56,621 --> 00:21:58,913
- What? What's he doing?
- He's going to...

521
00:21:58,996 --> 00:22:00,496
speak to her!

522
00:22:00,580 --> 00:22:01,913
Biscuits and gravy!

523
00:22:01,996 --> 00:22:03,705
We didn't run
a scenario for that.

524
00:22:04,580 --> 00:22:05,996
What now?

525
00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:09,621
"Lulu, I'm sorry
for all I've put you through,

526
00:22:09,705 --> 00:22:11,955
"but I didn't know how
to tell you

527
00:22:12,038 --> 00:22:16,038
"that I think you are fantastic,
beautiful, and amazing,

528
00:22:16,121 --> 00:22:17,705
and... and..."

529
00:22:17,788 --> 00:22:20,663
Oh, I'm not getting
that last part.

530
00:22:20,746 --> 00:22:23,038
"And I wish we could spend
the waning hours

531
00:22:23,121 --> 00:22:28,705
we have left here together
in each other's big hairy arms."

532
00:22:28,788 --> 00:22:30,413
His words, not mine.

533
00:22:31,746 --> 00:22:34,496
Well, Phil.
Why didn't you just say all that

534
00:22:34,580 --> 00:22:36,038
in the first place?

535
00:22:38,538 --> 00:22:41,871
So just talking?
That works?

536
00:22:41,955 --> 00:22:44,080
So the data would indicate.

537
00:22:44,163 --> 00:22:46,621
Huh.
Who knew?

538
00:22:49,330 --> 00:22:52,455
[brassy detective music]