1 00:00:03,331 --> 00:00:04,623 [bell tolls] 2 00:00:05,914 --> 00:00:09,164 [brassy detective music] 3 00:00:22,831 --> 00:00:24,623 - Hit it. - ♪ Hey-oh, yah, hah ♪ 4 00:00:24,706 --> 00:00:26,914 - ♪ oh, hey-oh ♪ - Yeah. 5 00:00:26,998 --> 00:00:29,748 - ♪ Hey-oh ♪ - ♪ Yeah, oh-hey-oh ♪ 6 00:00:31,039 --> 00:00:34,248 [brassy detective music] 7 00:00:36,539 --> 00:00:37,664 [camera shutter clicks] 8 00:00:37,748 --> 00:00:39,914 Cute and cuddly, boys. 9 00:00:55,704 --> 00:00:57,454 And here. 10 00:00:59,871 --> 00:01:01,538 Looking good. 11 00:01:05,871 --> 00:01:07,413 Hey, guys. 12 00:01:12,329 --> 00:01:14,579 Course is set. Ready to roll. 13 00:01:15,454 --> 00:01:16,871 Oh, for pity's sake. 14 00:01:16,954 --> 00:01:18,579 If the cones are going to move themselves, 15 00:01:18,663 --> 00:01:20,663 - why do I measure? - Guys, what are you doing? 16 00:01:20,746 --> 00:01:23,454 Marlene? Who was on cone stowaway duty? 17 00:01:24,621 --> 00:01:27,163 I didn't stow--you just-- 18 00:01:29,038 --> 00:01:33,663 Officially you have no idea what we're doing here. 19 00:01:35,246 --> 00:01:37,746 Yeah, unofficially too. 20 00:01:39,704 --> 00:01:40,746 [sighs] 21 00:01:41,579 --> 00:01:43,204 I am totally bored. 22 00:01:43,288 --> 00:01:44,496 I am... 23 00:01:44,579 --> 00:01:45,704 [yawns] 24 00:01:45,788 --> 00:01:47,663 Stupid-fied. 25 00:01:47,746 --> 00:01:48,663 No. 26 00:01:48,746 --> 00:01:50,413 Please make me stop. 27 00:01:50,496 --> 00:01:53,913 Is there nothing that can amuse me? 28 00:01:53,996 --> 00:01:55,204 [screams] 29 00:01:55,288 --> 00:01:56,246 Ouchy. 30 00:01:56,329 --> 00:01:57,663 Nice hustle, mort. 31 00:01:57,746 --> 00:01:59,204 I give it a six. 32 00:01:59,288 --> 00:02:00,329 [tires squeal] 33 00:02:00,413 --> 00:02:03,288 But what is this in my ears? 34 00:02:07,538 --> 00:02:09,038 How'd we do, Kowalski? 35 00:02:09,121 --> 00:02:10,496 Exceptional, Skipper. 36 00:02:10,579 --> 00:02:12,663 Shaved four seconds off our best time. 37 00:02:12,746 --> 00:02:14,204 Yoo-hoo! 38 00:02:14,288 --> 00:02:16,038 It is I, King Julien, 39 00:02:16,121 --> 00:02:20,038 your furry little friend and favorite next habitat neighbor. 40 00:02:20,121 --> 00:02:21,413 Buckle up, boys. 41 00:02:21,496 --> 00:02:23,871 We might need to beat a hasty retreat. 42 00:02:23,954 --> 00:02:27,246 Eh, I could not help but notice with my eyes 43 00:02:27,329 --> 00:02:29,413 your very pretty car. 44 00:02:29,496 --> 00:02:32,246 I do not suppose that maybe 45 00:02:32,329 --> 00:02:35,621 I could hop behind the-- 46 00:02:35,704 --> 00:02:37,996 This vehicle is for official use only. 47 00:02:38,079 --> 00:02:39,413 Please! 48 00:02:39,496 --> 00:02:42,913 Please, oh, please let me drive it. 49 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:44,204 Please! 50 00:02:46,246 --> 00:02:49,329 Find your own ride, compadre. 51 00:02:49,413 --> 00:02:50,788 Yes, that is it, 52 00:02:50,871 --> 00:02:53,704 my own very amazing King Julien mobile. 53 00:02:53,788 --> 00:02:56,329 Oh, I'm so glad I thought of that. 54 00:03:03,454 --> 00:03:05,329 Ooh, 38.2 seconds, 55 00:03:05,413 --> 00:03:06,704 a new zoo record. 56 00:03:08,579 --> 00:03:11,621 Hello, fellow motor enthusiastics. 57 00:03:11,704 --> 00:03:14,996 I now have my own sweet ride. 58 00:03:15,079 --> 00:03:16,413 Yes? 59 00:03:18,704 --> 00:03:20,121 Maurice. 60 00:03:20,204 --> 00:03:23,829 I am stepping on the gas, but I am not rubber burning. 61 00:03:23,913 --> 00:03:25,246 [imitating motor] 62 00:03:25,329 --> 00:03:27,871 Doing the best I can, Your Majesty. 63 00:03:27,954 --> 00:03:29,454 Stop. Stop. 64 00:03:29,538 --> 00:03:31,954 Maurice, you are a lemon. 65 00:03:32,038 --> 00:03:36,288 Clearly I need some other vehicle worthy of my kingliness, 66 00:03:36,371 --> 00:03:39,288 but where to find such a-- 67 00:03:39,371 --> 00:03:41,621 [gasps] 68 00:03:41,704 --> 00:03:42,704 Ah. 69 00:03:45,954 --> 00:03:47,621 Maurice. Look. 70 00:03:47,704 --> 00:03:50,996 What? I only see Alice's zoo cart. 71 00:03:51,079 --> 00:03:52,788 It is handsome, 72 00:03:52,871 --> 00:03:56,538 the most handsomest thing which I have ever seen, 73 00:03:56,621 --> 00:03:58,954 besides myself, which goes without saying, 74 00:03:59,038 --> 00:04:00,121 but I said it anyway. 75 00:04:00,204 --> 00:04:01,829 Why? I don't know. 76 00:04:01,913 --> 00:04:06,121 Tonight that magnificent machine is mine. 77 00:04:06,204 --> 00:04:07,579 Ah, I don't know. 78 00:04:07,663 --> 00:04:09,246 I think you can get in some big trouble 79 00:04:09,329 --> 00:04:10,454 for grand theft zoo cart. 80 00:04:10,538 --> 00:04:12,121 Tonight, Maurice. Tonight. 81 00:04:12,204 --> 00:04:13,788 Mine. Tonight. 82 00:04:13,871 --> 00:04:15,496 Yours tonight. 83 00:04:15,579 --> 00:04:18,704 I like the way you think, you little funky monkey. 84 00:04:18,788 --> 00:04:20,913 Look at her shine, Skipper. 85 00:04:20,996 --> 00:04:24,621 This car is so clean you could eat off it. 86 00:04:26,163 --> 00:04:27,163 [grunts excitedly] 87 00:04:27,246 --> 00:04:28,413 [eats aggressively] 88 00:04:28,496 --> 00:04:29,913 Is that good, Rico? 89 00:04:31,871 --> 00:04:33,913 [rumbling] 90 00:04:35,663 --> 00:04:38,246 Oh, hello, penguin drivers. 91 00:04:38,329 --> 00:04:40,954 How do you like my King Julien mobile? 92 00:04:41,038 --> 00:04:43,371 Fish and chips, man. You almost squished us. 93 00:04:43,454 --> 00:04:46,621 Ha. You are ruffling your feathery parts 94 00:04:46,704 --> 00:04:49,746 because I have this big, beauteous ride, 95 00:04:49,829 --> 00:04:53,038 while you have the puny little babyish car. 96 00:04:53,121 --> 00:04:54,371 Our car's not babyish. 97 00:04:54,454 --> 00:04:56,371 It's strategically... 98 00:04:56,454 --> 00:04:57,788 adorable. 99 00:04:58,454 --> 00:04:59,954 Bab-ee. 100 00:05:00,038 --> 00:05:02,621 Well, it could run circles around that monstrosity. 101 00:05:02,704 --> 00:05:04,704 Care to put that money in your mouth? 102 00:05:04,788 --> 00:05:07,038 Are you challenging us to a race? 103 00:05:07,121 --> 00:05:09,704 Am I? Yes! 104 00:05:09,788 --> 00:05:13,163 You understand what I am doing before I am even doing it. 105 00:05:13,246 --> 00:05:15,204 Winner takes the loser's car. 106 00:05:15,288 --> 00:05:17,704 - Why would you want two cars? - One for commuting, 107 00:05:17,788 --> 00:05:19,621 one for weekend errands around town. 108 00:05:19,704 --> 00:05:22,121 Better stock up on subway tokens. 109 00:05:22,204 --> 00:05:24,163 We'll race tonight at 12:00. 110 00:05:24,246 --> 00:05:25,204 Make it... 111 00:05:25,288 --> 00:05:26,496 midnight. 112 00:05:26,579 --> 00:05:27,496 Wait. Wait. 113 00:05:27,579 --> 00:05:28,871 Uh, when is my pedicure? 114 00:05:28,954 --> 00:05:29,913 Midnight. 115 00:05:29,996 --> 00:05:30,996 Ooh. 116 00:05:31,079 --> 00:05:32,329 Can we make it 12:15? 117 00:05:32,413 --> 00:05:34,329 Does 12:15 work for you? 118 00:05:36,413 --> 00:05:37,413 Fine. 119 00:05:37,496 --> 00:05:38,579 12:15. 120 00:05:38,663 --> 00:05:41,913 Then later, suckers. 121 00:05:41,996 --> 00:05:44,704 [grunts] 122 00:05:44,788 --> 00:05:45,954 Heh. 123 00:05:46,038 --> 00:05:47,246 [gasps] 124 00:05:47,329 --> 00:05:48,663 Whoa! 125 00:05:50,663 --> 00:05:52,746 According to my calculations, Skipper, 126 00:05:52,829 --> 00:05:56,746 there's zero percent chance our car can beat Julien's-- 127 00:05:56,829 --> 00:05:59,496 at least, not in its current state. 128 00:06:00,329 --> 00:06:02,579 ♪ 400 horses under the hood ♪ 129 00:06:02,704 --> 00:06:04,288 ♪ Super speedway jackhammer ♪ 130 00:06:04,371 --> 00:06:05,704 ♪ Action-charged door slammer ♪ 131 00:06:05,788 --> 00:06:08,788 ♪ Burning rubber rock my world ♪ 132 00:06:08,871 --> 00:06:11,704 ♪ G-g-g-got a diamond flake top shine ♪ 133 00:06:11,788 --> 00:06:14,496 ♪ Four-bore brake supply bolt-sitting sidewinder ♪ 134 00:06:14,579 --> 00:06:16,829 ♪ Hemi blast over the line ♪ 135 00:06:18,829 --> 00:06:21,163 ♪ The speed of sound ♪ 136 00:06:21,246 --> 00:06:23,454 ♪ Won't get us down ♪ 137 00:06:23,538 --> 00:06:26,288 ♪ The speed of light ♪ 138 00:06:26,371 --> 00:06:28,038 ♪ we're going to beat it tonight ♪ 139 00:06:28,121 --> 00:06:29,913 Outstanding work, boys. 140 00:06:29,996 --> 00:06:33,829 The wheels of thunder, the wheels of thunder ♪ 141 00:06:33,913 --> 00:06:35,121 Ooh, baby. 142 00:06:35,204 --> 00:06:36,454 Cool cars go faster. 143 00:06:36,538 --> 00:06:38,246 That's a scientific fact. 144 00:06:38,329 --> 00:06:39,704 [car beeps] 145 00:06:39,788 --> 00:06:42,121 Gentlemen, our car is officially boss. 146 00:06:43,413 --> 00:06:45,329 It's a lovely night for a race, 147 00:06:45,413 --> 00:06:48,746 so lovely I may not fling any poo. 148 00:06:49,704 --> 00:06:50,996 Oh, all right, Phil. 149 00:06:51,079 --> 00:06:53,204 We can watch the race and fling poo, 150 00:06:53,288 --> 00:06:55,621 just like we did in Talladega. 151 00:06:55,704 --> 00:06:56,829 - Steering wheel. - Check. 152 00:06:56,913 --> 00:06:58,746 - Comfy seat. - Check. 153 00:06:58,829 --> 00:07:00,329 Brick. 154 00:07:00,413 --> 00:07:01,746 Check-ity do. 155 00:07:02,663 --> 00:07:04,121 Hey, lemur. 156 00:07:04,204 --> 00:07:06,079 Are you ready to have your lunch handed to you? 157 00:07:06,163 --> 00:07:08,663 Oh, why, actually, yes. That would be very nice. 158 00:07:08,746 --> 00:07:11,413 I'll have a BLT. Hold the "T," and-- 159 00:07:11,496 --> 00:07:14,829 Oh! This is some of your trashy talk, yes? 160 00:07:14,913 --> 00:07:17,454 Well, I too can talk of this smack. 161 00:07:17,538 --> 00:07:20,663 Gentle mammals and birds, 162 00:07:20,746 --> 00:07:23,413 start your engines. 163 00:07:23,496 --> 00:07:25,788 [engines revving] 164 00:07:29,329 --> 00:07:31,079 Ready. 165 00:07:31,163 --> 00:07:32,079 Set. 166 00:07:32,163 --> 00:07:33,079 Go! 167 00:07:33,163 --> 00:07:34,204 Wah! 168 00:07:43,788 --> 00:07:46,329 Ha! I am the greasy lightning! 169 00:07:46,413 --> 00:07:47,829 Maurice, did they go squash yet? 170 00:07:47,913 --> 00:07:49,538 Nope. They're still back there. 171 00:07:49,621 --> 00:07:51,621 Okay. Then bowl them away. 172 00:07:53,954 --> 00:07:54,996 Evasive! 173 00:07:57,454 --> 00:07:58,454 Still there 174 00:07:58,538 --> 00:07:59,913 and coming on strong. 175 00:08:01,121 --> 00:08:04,371 It is time to gum up their works. 176 00:08:04,454 --> 00:08:06,538 We're on it. 177 00:08:08,163 --> 00:08:09,496 Incoming! 178 00:08:14,496 --> 00:08:15,913 Oh, not in the fur. 179 00:08:15,996 --> 00:08:18,829 Did that sticky them all up? Tell me yes. 180 00:08:18,913 --> 00:08:20,413 Uh, okay. Yes. 181 00:08:20,496 --> 00:08:22,163 Yes. Wait. 182 00:08:22,246 --> 00:08:25,621 Maurice, are you just telling to me what I want you to tell me? 183 00:08:25,704 --> 00:08:27,288 - Yes. - Yes! 184 00:08:27,371 --> 00:08:29,121 Wait. No! 185 00:08:30,871 --> 00:08:32,538 You're going down, lemur. 186 00:08:32,621 --> 00:08:35,204 And you are going left. 187 00:08:37,371 --> 00:08:39,246 [screaming] 188 00:08:41,871 --> 00:08:45,079 Yeah, now this is a sweet ride. 189 00:08:45,163 --> 00:08:47,538 Hang on to your lunches, boys. 190 00:08:50,913 --> 00:08:53,121 Uh, Your Majesty, they're back. 191 00:08:53,204 --> 00:08:54,163 Actually, they're front. 192 00:08:54,246 --> 00:08:55,621 In front. Of us. 193 00:08:55,704 --> 00:08:57,954 Maurice, are you now just telling to me 194 00:08:58,038 --> 00:08:59,538 what I do not want to hear? 195 00:08:59,621 --> 00:09:01,413 Just look! 196 00:09:01,496 --> 00:09:03,121 [laughing] 197 00:09:03,204 --> 00:09:04,371 [blow raspberries] 198 00:09:04,454 --> 00:09:06,871 No. I cannot be the loser guy. 199 00:09:06,954 --> 00:09:08,538 Maurice, throw something at them. 200 00:09:08,621 --> 00:09:09,913 Like what? 201 00:09:09,996 --> 00:09:11,371 We've thrown everything we've got. 202 00:09:11,454 --> 00:09:12,454 Pffft! Bye! 203 00:09:12,538 --> 00:09:14,121 Must I spell it out? 204 00:09:14,204 --> 00:09:15,538 The home stretch. 205 00:09:15,621 --> 00:09:17,538 We've got this one in the bag, boys. 206 00:09:17,621 --> 00:09:18,746 [yells] 207 00:09:18,829 --> 00:09:20,913 Silly losers. 208 00:09:20,996 --> 00:09:22,538 I flew. 209 00:09:24,163 --> 00:09:25,621 [giggles] 210 00:09:25,704 --> 00:09:26,913 Kowalski, progress report. 211 00:09:26,996 --> 00:09:28,663 We seem to be losing. 212 00:09:28,746 --> 00:09:30,704 Wrong. Private, take the wheel. 213 00:09:31,704 --> 00:09:33,579 Rico. Bean up. 214 00:09:41,746 --> 00:09:43,246 [stomach rumbles] 215 00:09:43,329 --> 00:09:44,621 Ha-ha! 216 00:09:44,704 --> 00:09:46,913 I can taste the taste of victory. 217 00:09:46,996 --> 00:09:49,204 Mm. It tastes yummy in my tummy. 218 00:09:49,288 --> 00:09:50,329 [boom] 219 00:09:54,538 --> 00:09:55,704 Oh, no. 220 00:09:55,788 --> 00:09:59,371 Now I smell the smell of defeat, 221 00:09:59,454 --> 00:10:02,163 and, whoo, it is stinking. 222 00:10:02,246 --> 00:10:05,329 Say hello to the winners circle, boys. 223 00:10:07,788 --> 00:10:10,371 Here they come. 224 00:10:10,454 --> 00:10:12,329 Road hazard. 225 00:10:12,413 --> 00:10:14,871 [all screaming] 226 00:10:14,954 --> 00:10:16,913 [horn blares] 227 00:10:16,996 --> 00:10:18,163 Ha-ha! 228 00:10:18,246 --> 00:10:21,204 I am the winnerest winner of them all. 229 00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:22,454 We lost? 230 00:10:22,538 --> 00:10:24,413 Men, I take full blame for this. 231 00:10:24,496 --> 00:10:27,163 You'll have my resignation first thing in the A.M. 232 00:10:27,246 --> 00:10:30,204 You, simian, you cost us the race. 233 00:10:30,288 --> 00:10:33,829 You can't go throwing your banana peels around willy nilly. 234 00:10:33,913 --> 00:10:35,496 Well, he's got you there, Phil. 235 00:10:35,579 --> 00:10:36,704 It's not like poo. 236 00:10:36,788 --> 00:10:38,204 There are consequences. 237 00:10:38,288 --> 00:10:40,288 [laughs] 238 00:10:40,371 --> 00:10:41,663 Silly penguins. 239 00:10:41,746 --> 00:10:43,038 When will you learn 240 00:10:43,121 --> 00:10:46,704 that nothing can stop King Julien? 241 00:10:46,788 --> 00:10:48,163 [laughs] 242 00:10:48,246 --> 00:10:49,371 [crashes] 243 00:10:49,454 --> 00:10:51,079 Nothing but a brick wall. 244 00:10:51,163 --> 00:10:52,704 Come on. 245 00:10:52,788 --> 00:10:55,663 Speak to me, man. How many fingers? 246 00:10:55,746 --> 00:10:58,329 Is this a tricky question? 247 00:10:58,413 --> 00:10:59,454 Ah! 248 00:10:59,538 --> 00:11:01,204 What have you done? 249 00:11:01,288 --> 00:11:03,913 Um, Your Majesty, you did that! 250 00:11:03,996 --> 00:11:06,871 Maurice, enough with the "What I don't want to hear." 251 00:11:06,954 --> 00:11:09,663 It is sad, very sad. 252 00:11:09,746 --> 00:11:12,871 I would shed tears 253 00:11:12,954 --> 00:11:15,329 if I did not have your car! 254 00:11:15,413 --> 00:11:16,829 [laughs] 255 00:11:16,913 --> 00:11:19,454 Doesn't have to be so gloaty about it. 256 00:11:19,538 --> 00:11:21,246 I feel your pain, Private, 257 00:11:21,329 --> 00:11:23,913 but you roll the dice, you pay the price. 258 00:11:23,996 --> 00:11:26,413 Not necessarily, Skipper. 259 00:11:26,496 --> 00:11:28,413 Hey, does this have a seat warmer? 260 00:11:28,496 --> 00:11:31,913 Because my royal tushy gets freezy in the winter. 261 00:11:32,829 --> 00:11:35,288 Look. Me. On the pushy button. 262 00:11:35,371 --> 00:11:36,663 - [beeps] - Whoa! 263 00:11:36,746 --> 00:11:37,746 Kowalski? 264 00:11:37,829 --> 00:11:39,329 Lemur ejecting seat, 265 00:11:39,413 --> 00:11:41,246 my own personal touch. 266 00:11:41,329 --> 00:11:42,329 Sweet. 267 00:11:42,413 --> 00:11:43,871 Ah! 268 00:12:05,954 --> 00:12:07,412 Well, well. 269 00:12:07,495 --> 00:12:10,454 Trying to bury a secret, Miss Zookeeper? 270 00:12:10,537 --> 00:12:14,204 Pity for you, penguins never sleep. 271 00:12:14,995 --> 00:12:17,204 [snoring] 272 00:12:18,704 --> 00:12:20,870 Penguins never sleep! 273 00:12:21,662 --> 00:12:22,787 Look alive, men. 274 00:12:22,870 --> 00:12:26,162 I've got my freak on for recon. 275 00:12:30,454 --> 00:12:32,370 [whistling] 276 00:12:32,454 --> 00:12:33,829 Whistling. 277 00:12:33,912 --> 00:12:37,162 Awfully cheery for someone pushing a suspiciously 278 00:12:37,245 --> 00:12:39,495 human-shaped sack, wouldn't you say? 279 00:12:39,579 --> 00:12:40,704 I don't know, Skipper. 280 00:12:40,787 --> 00:12:42,245 Sometimes a good whistle 281 00:12:42,329 --> 00:12:45,245 makes me feel like a pretty little butterfly. 282 00:12:45,329 --> 00:12:46,787 [gags] 283 00:12:46,870 --> 00:12:48,329 Can the sweet talk, Private. 284 00:12:48,412 --> 00:12:52,037 You know Rico has gooey love mush sensitivity. 285 00:12:55,454 --> 00:12:58,537 Looks like she's burying the evidence, Skipper, 286 00:12:59,412 --> 00:13:02,079 above ground, standing up 287 00:13:02,162 --> 00:13:04,412 in the busiest crossroads of the zoo. 288 00:13:05,787 --> 00:13:08,870 Putting her gruesome handiwork on display? 289 00:13:08,954 --> 00:13:10,870 How sick is this woman? 290 00:13:11,954 --> 00:13:14,079 Please, no zombie. Please, no zombie. 291 00:13:14,912 --> 00:13:16,204 [all gasp] 292 00:13:16,287 --> 00:13:18,120 No. It's worse. 293 00:13:22,287 --> 00:13:24,162 Hello, Mr. Robot guide. 294 00:13:24,245 --> 00:13:26,454 Can you tell me where to find the otters? 295 00:13:27,245 --> 00:13:29,662 Otters thataway, little ranger. 296 00:13:29,745 --> 00:13:31,370 Ah, works like a dream. 297 00:13:31,454 --> 00:13:34,829 Good-bye, annoying tour group questions. 298 00:13:34,912 --> 00:13:37,412 It's too horrible for words, 299 00:13:37,495 --> 00:13:38,662 except these ones, 300 00:13:38,745 --> 00:13:40,370 the words I'm saying right now. 301 00:13:40,454 --> 00:13:41,287 These are fine. 302 00:13:41,370 --> 00:13:43,120 But anything else, no go. 303 00:13:43,204 --> 00:13:45,662 But, Skipper, it doesn't look that horrible. 304 00:13:45,745 --> 00:13:48,120 I like that fearless attitude, Private, 305 00:13:48,204 --> 00:13:50,245 but only a fool could fail to see 306 00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:52,704 the danger in this metallic invader. 307 00:13:52,787 --> 00:13:54,537 Step to the sides, gentlemen, 308 00:13:54,620 --> 00:13:57,579 now can you not see that I am coming through? 309 00:13:57,662 --> 00:14:00,162 Oh, metal wiseman, 310 00:14:00,245 --> 00:14:05,120 show me who is the smartest of all creatures. 311 00:14:05,954 --> 00:14:07,245 Hey, that is right! 312 00:14:07,329 --> 00:14:08,537 Yes. Me. 313 00:14:08,620 --> 00:14:12,412 Oh, make the shiny man do magic again. 314 00:14:12,495 --> 00:14:17,037 Now show me who has the most attractive bottom. 315 00:14:19,620 --> 00:14:20,704 Amazing. 316 00:14:20,787 --> 00:14:22,537 How does it know? 317 00:14:22,620 --> 00:14:25,287 Take a look at our future, boys. 318 00:14:25,370 --> 00:14:28,495 Phase two, robot animals. 319 00:14:28,579 --> 00:14:30,412 It's a classic cost-cutting maneuver: 320 00:14:30,495 --> 00:14:32,037 replacement and elimination. 321 00:14:32,120 --> 00:14:34,037 But there's one, two, three, four-- 322 00:14:34,120 --> 00:14:36,662 four things they didn't count on. 323 00:14:36,745 --> 00:14:39,120 The war on robots starts... 324 00:14:40,829 --> 00:14:42,495 Eh, Skip? 325 00:14:43,579 --> 00:14:44,620 Now! 326 00:14:55,162 --> 00:14:56,079 [spits up] 327 00:14:56,162 --> 00:14:57,495 Come on, Rico. 328 00:14:57,579 --> 00:14:59,954 These prissy party favors won't take down 329 00:15:00,037 --> 00:15:02,245 that pile of evil robot steel. 330 00:15:03,704 --> 00:15:05,954 [gagging] 331 00:15:08,620 --> 00:15:10,037 What now? 332 00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:15,204 That is just disturbing. 333 00:15:16,912 --> 00:15:18,329 - [spits up] - Dynamite. 334 00:15:18,412 --> 00:15:20,245 The classic time bomb bundle 335 00:15:20,329 --> 00:15:22,287 with the L.E.D. countdown delay, 336 00:15:22,370 --> 00:15:24,120 maximum explodability 337 00:15:24,204 --> 00:15:26,287 matched with maximum getaway-ability. 338 00:15:26,370 --> 00:15:28,787 Rico, you're a mad genius. 339 00:15:28,870 --> 00:15:33,537 That robo zoo guide goes sayonara in a half an hour... 340 00:15:35,745 --> 00:15:37,037 High noon. 341 00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:39,537 Skipper, Alice, incoming. 342 00:15:41,704 --> 00:15:43,037 Ah! 343 00:15:52,162 --> 00:15:54,412 [beeping] 344 00:15:58,120 --> 00:16:00,870 [laughs] 345 00:16:00,954 --> 00:16:03,079 Time to take your medicine. 346 00:16:07,037 --> 00:16:11,245 There. That should keep your lunch down where it belongs. 347 00:16:12,787 --> 00:16:16,037 That dame is a riddle wrapped in mystery 348 00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:18,162 and dunked in nasty sauce. 349 00:16:18,245 --> 00:16:19,537 Okay, mission time. 350 00:16:19,620 --> 00:16:22,079 Rico, re-regurgitate that time bomb. 351 00:16:22,162 --> 00:16:24,412 [gagging] 352 00:16:27,662 --> 00:16:28,829 Rico. 353 00:16:28,912 --> 00:16:30,454 You all right, buddy? 354 00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:38,204 [burps] 355 00:16:42,245 --> 00:16:44,412 Skipper. 356 00:16:45,162 --> 00:16:46,162 Gack attack. 357 00:16:46,245 --> 00:16:47,704 Anti-vomiting syrup. 358 00:16:47,787 --> 00:16:50,079 We'll take the "ew" out of "spew." 359 00:16:50,162 --> 00:16:51,704 Mm. Appetizing. 360 00:16:51,787 --> 00:16:53,537 Sorry, old boy. Looks like you're all 361 00:16:53,620 --> 00:16:55,787 plugged up till the medicine wears off. 362 00:16:57,829 --> 00:17:00,704 23 minutes, 17 seconds from detonation, Skipper. 363 00:17:00,787 --> 00:17:01,870 So that's their game, 364 00:17:01,954 --> 00:17:03,287 blowing us up one by one 365 00:17:03,370 --> 00:17:05,829 with un-regurgitatable gut bombs, 366 00:17:05,912 --> 00:17:08,870 horrified yet impressed. 367 00:17:08,954 --> 00:17:09,912 [gags] 368 00:17:09,995 --> 00:17:11,579 It's so obvious, I-- 369 00:17:11,662 --> 00:17:13,662 I should've seen it coming. 370 00:17:13,745 --> 00:17:14,912 I'm sorry, Rico. 371 00:17:14,995 --> 00:17:16,162 I blame myself. 372 00:17:16,245 --> 00:17:17,704 No, Rico. No! 373 00:17:17,787 --> 00:17:18,745 Not Rico. 374 00:17:18,829 --> 00:17:19,829 Not anybody. 375 00:17:19,912 --> 00:17:21,079 Kowalski. Status report. 376 00:17:21,162 --> 00:17:22,579 22 minutes, 46 seconds. 377 00:17:22,662 --> 00:17:25,537 Then we've got 22 minutes and 45 seconds 378 00:17:25,620 --> 00:17:27,745 to get that bomb out of our buddy's belly. 379 00:17:27,829 --> 00:17:29,454 Rico, my friend, 380 00:17:29,537 --> 00:17:33,120 we are going to teach you to spew again. 381 00:17:34,537 --> 00:17:37,454 Try to keep it in the bag, please. 382 00:17:45,079 --> 00:17:46,662 Shields up. 383 00:17:50,037 --> 00:17:51,037 Pop! 384 00:17:51,120 --> 00:17:52,245 Whoo-hoo! 385 00:17:52,329 --> 00:17:54,370 - [laughs] - Not to worry, men. 386 00:17:54,454 --> 00:17:56,454 There's more than one way to make a penguin 387 00:17:56,537 --> 00:17:58,620 - puke his guts out. - Really? How many-- 388 00:17:58,704 --> 00:18:02,829 17. Just don't ever ask to see number 12. 389 00:18:03,912 --> 00:18:05,370 I smuggled this 390 00:18:05,454 --> 00:18:07,162 out of the souvenir shop. 391 00:18:07,245 --> 00:18:08,912 A nature documentary? 392 00:18:08,995 --> 00:18:10,704 Wait for it. 393 00:18:13,120 --> 00:18:14,954 This is Antarctica, 394 00:18:15,037 --> 00:18:17,495 icy home to the playful penguin. 395 00:18:17,579 --> 00:18:19,620 Hey, that looks like Uncle Nigel. 396 00:18:19,704 --> 00:18:20,954 [screams] 397 00:18:21,037 --> 00:18:24,037 Become prey for the insatiable bloodthirst 398 00:18:24,120 --> 00:18:25,454 of this leopard seal. 399 00:18:25,537 --> 00:18:28,120 Oh, that image will haunt me. 400 00:18:28,204 --> 00:18:30,204 It's just a boring documentary. 401 00:18:30,287 --> 00:18:32,995 Bet you can't eat just one, Mr. Seal. 402 00:18:33,079 --> 00:18:35,162 [gagging] 403 00:18:35,245 --> 00:18:36,579 Well, Rico, 404 00:18:36,662 --> 00:18:38,454 I'm sorry it's come to this, 405 00:18:38,537 --> 00:18:41,662 but I had Kowalski whip up a little concoction called 406 00:18:41,745 --> 00:18:43,204 number 12. 407 00:18:43,287 --> 00:18:45,870 Two scoops of squirrel lint, a dash of baboon spit, 408 00:18:45,954 --> 00:18:47,704 used kitty litter, one hippo toenail, 409 00:18:47,787 --> 00:18:50,204 and anything we could find in the monkey cages. 410 00:18:50,287 --> 00:18:51,870 Oh, mama. 411 00:18:51,954 --> 00:18:55,204 [laughs nervously] 412 00:18:55,287 --> 00:18:56,787 Bottoms up. 413 00:19:02,704 --> 00:19:03,745 Mm. 414 00:19:06,787 --> 00:19:07,995 [burps] 415 00:19:08,079 --> 00:19:10,329 [beeping] 416 00:19:13,620 --> 00:19:15,370 Only 4 minutes, 26 seconds left. 417 00:19:15,454 --> 00:19:17,120 Kowalski, ideas? 418 00:19:17,204 --> 00:19:18,995 That bomb is not coming out. 419 00:19:19,079 --> 00:19:20,995 We could send a man inside to defuse it 420 00:19:21,079 --> 00:19:22,495 if we were about yay tall. 421 00:19:22,579 --> 00:19:25,037 Well, how close are we to shrink ray technology? 422 00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:26,204 700 years. 423 00:19:26,287 --> 00:19:28,829 Curse you, shrink ray! 424 00:19:29,787 --> 00:19:31,329 Make that 712. 425 00:19:32,412 --> 00:19:36,120 Who is burping up the stinking fog of lint 426 00:19:36,204 --> 00:19:40,370 and spit and unspeakable things from a kitten and-- 427 00:19:40,454 --> 00:19:42,037 [stomach rumbles] 428 00:19:42,120 --> 00:19:45,662 Oh, I don't even want to know what that fart was-- 429 00:19:45,745 --> 00:19:48,287 Oh, it smells like the circus. 430 00:19:48,370 --> 00:19:49,787 Hm. 431 00:19:51,287 --> 00:19:53,454 Am I going to the circus too? 432 00:19:54,662 --> 00:19:57,537 Why is the circus so dark and slimy? 433 00:19:57,620 --> 00:19:59,829 Hey, there's popcorn down here. 434 00:19:59,912 --> 00:20:01,079 Hurray! 435 00:20:01,162 --> 00:20:03,037 - Hey! - Bird's gone carnivore. 436 00:20:03,120 --> 00:20:04,454 Quick. We must flee. 437 00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:06,870 Maurice, distract them by being eaten. 438 00:20:06,954 --> 00:20:11,412 Tiny lemur, listen very carefully to Kowalski. 439 00:20:11,495 --> 00:20:13,745 He's going to talk you through this. 440 00:20:14,829 --> 00:20:16,079 Um, okay. 441 00:20:16,162 --> 00:20:17,620 All right, Mort, 442 00:20:17,704 --> 00:20:20,329 you need to get to the bottom of the stomach. 443 00:20:20,412 --> 00:20:21,995 Down the spiral staircase? 444 00:20:22,079 --> 00:20:24,120 Take the elevator. It's quicker. 445 00:20:24,204 --> 00:20:25,412 [elevator dings] 446 00:20:25,495 --> 00:20:27,245 Okay. Do you see the time bomb? 447 00:20:27,329 --> 00:20:29,829 I see an old squeaky toy. 448 00:20:29,912 --> 00:20:31,329 Oh, I see it! 449 00:20:31,412 --> 00:20:33,162 - I see the bomb. - Good. 450 00:20:33,245 --> 00:20:35,745 Now very carefully separate the blue and yellow wires 451 00:20:35,829 --> 00:20:37,620 from their sheathing, reverse their polarity, 452 00:20:37,704 --> 00:20:39,204 then splice both into the ground lead, 453 00:20:39,287 --> 00:20:41,204 which should be a slightly thicker copper filament. 454 00:20:41,287 --> 00:20:42,287 Am I going too fast for you? 455 00:20:42,370 --> 00:20:44,579 Hm. Okay. 456 00:20:44,662 --> 00:20:46,329 Which of the colors is blue? 457 00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:47,454 [together] Oh. 458 00:20:47,537 --> 00:20:48,620 Is this a blue one? 459 00:20:48,704 --> 00:20:49,870 - [farts] - Ah! 460 00:20:49,954 --> 00:20:51,329 No, I believe that's a kidney. 461 00:20:51,412 --> 00:20:52,537 Sorry, amigo. 462 00:20:52,620 --> 00:20:54,370 Looks like game over. 463 00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:57,120 I never thought it would end this way, 464 00:20:57,204 --> 00:20:58,954 but I want you to know 465 00:20:59,037 --> 00:21:00,079 I love you, 466 00:21:00,162 --> 00:21:01,412 you crazy knucklehead. 467 00:21:01,495 --> 00:21:03,995 I also love you 468 00:21:04,079 --> 00:21:07,037 in the same way expressed previously, 469 00:21:07,120 --> 00:21:08,120 dude. 470 00:21:08,204 --> 00:21:09,412 [stomach rumbles] 471 00:21:09,495 --> 00:21:11,287 I love you too, Rico. 472 00:21:11,370 --> 00:21:12,412 [burps] 473 00:21:12,495 --> 00:21:14,704 And I love this popcorn. 474 00:21:14,787 --> 00:21:16,120 It's a little wet, though. 475 00:21:16,204 --> 00:21:17,495 [stomach rumbles] 476 00:21:17,579 --> 00:21:20,745 Eh, what is that noise? 477 00:21:21,745 --> 00:21:24,370 I know I'm not good with words, Rico. 478 00:21:24,454 --> 00:21:27,037 And, well, either are you, really, 479 00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:30,495 but I just want to say 480 00:21:30,579 --> 00:21:33,454 you are my brother. 481 00:21:33,537 --> 00:21:35,870 That's poetry, Skipper. 482 00:21:35,954 --> 00:21:37,537 [gags] 483 00:21:37,620 --> 00:21:39,120 I don't know about him, 484 00:21:39,204 --> 00:21:41,495 but this mush is making me want to blow chunks. 485 00:21:41,579 --> 00:21:43,579 Do you mind? 486 00:21:44,912 --> 00:21:47,495 Where e'er the sun lay softly its head, 487 00:21:47,579 --> 00:21:49,370 there will the land whisper, 488 00:21:49,454 --> 00:21:51,370 "Rico. Rico." 489 00:21:51,454 --> 00:21:52,495 Okay. 490 00:21:52,579 --> 00:21:54,245 Okay, now that's poetry. 491 00:21:54,329 --> 00:21:55,370 [gags] 492 00:21:55,454 --> 00:21:57,704 [all crying] 493 00:21:59,912 --> 00:22:02,120 I just want to see a penguin throw up. 494 00:22:02,204 --> 00:22:04,454 [gagging violently] 495 00:22:08,495 --> 00:22:10,245 Whee! 496 00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:11,370 Mort, the bomb. 497 00:22:11,454 --> 00:22:12,579 Get rid of the bomb! 498 00:22:12,662 --> 00:22:13,995 I got the bomb. 499 00:22:14,079 --> 00:22:15,204 Mort is the best! 500 00:22:15,287 --> 00:22:17,037 I am the winner. Mort is the-- 501 00:22:17,120 --> 00:22:18,454 ow! 502 00:22:19,662 --> 00:22:20,829 Little ranger. 503 00:22:20,912 --> 00:22:22,954 [boom] 504 00:22:26,954 --> 00:22:28,370 We--we won. 505 00:22:28,454 --> 00:22:30,454 And Rico's still alive. 506 00:22:31,370 --> 00:22:33,787 - [laughs] - Come here, boys. 507 00:22:35,787 --> 00:22:40,620 He was the only one who truly appreciated my bottom. 508 00:22:42,579 --> 00:22:46,620 Hey, he's still loving my booty. 509 00:22:48,287 --> 00:22:51,454 [brassy detective music]