Whoa!
So we learned about observation openers in the previous class.
Yes, sir.
The ice has been broken.
What will you do next?
Treat her like a star, she'll treat you like a fan.
Do the opposite.
Treat her like a fan
and she's going to treat you like a star.
What does that mean?
Why will she give us any attention,
if we don't make her feel special?
She will focus on you provided you don't focus on her.
Step number two.
Disqualification.
Disqualify her.
It's like,
girls are habituated to getting attention.
When they don't get attention, they start to panic.
It drives them crazy.
Who is this person who didn't give me a second glance?
Whereas we boys, if someone turns around to look at us,
we wonder who is this person who looked at me?
It's like...
There is a purpose and an objective to disqualify.
There is a vacuum, a void,
an emptiness within all humans.
But we boys are dumb asses.
We don't realize what this void is
and what to do with it.
Girls aren't like that.
If there is a void in them, they become curious.
Listen.
Hi. Vaibhav.
So, you run this PR?
Okay.
-Yeah. -Good to see you.
How's it going? How you doing?
Everyone settled?
Should we start?
-Yeah. -Okay.
During Election period, when Constituency tickets were being allotted,
he barged in and emptied his bag of money
in front of the person allocating the tickets.
It's said that one bad fish can spoil the entire pond.
These are the politicians of our country.
Let me come to the point.
Tell me. Did you pay for your ticket or not?
I told you that I did not!
How many times are you going to say that?
Look. How easily he loses his temper.
Don't just talk nonsense!
What evidence do you have that I paid for the ticket?
Because you gave money for the ticket!
-I did not! -You bought it!
-Do you have any evidence? -I do!
Stop the cameras!
-No! No! -Move the cameras!
-How dare you. -Move the cameras.
-No. -Move the cameras.
As you can clearly see,
damage control strategies, please.
-We have to change this image ASAP! -Yeah.
I don't think so.
-What do you mean? -I mean, any publicity is good publicity.
It's not a problem, Pankaj. You don't do anything.
Just be a little diplomatic and a little tactful going forward. That's it.
Pankaj sir is not a diplomatic person. Okay.
I know him.
This is not a math equation that you can make him memorize it,
and send him to the battlefield.
What will we do if he is asked a different question?
What do you mean by that?
You are underestimating me too much, Mallika.
-No, sir. -What do you mean?
You misunderstood me, sir. It complicates matters.
He wants to be a genuine public servant,
and not just pretend to be one.
-Right? -I agree. Right.
Right, sir?
I'll have to control my anger, and love the public.
Okay, try that as well.
Tell us clearly what you mean, bro.
A father is not able to love his son properly,
a wife is not able to love her husband,
how can you love the public?
Look, the problem is that
you're only as good as your team.
The team here is very weak.
Nobody knows anything.
Nobody has any experience or knowledge whatsoever.
They just sit here all day and do nothing.
They're all puppets
and Mallika is the leader of them all.
She herself doesn't know what needs to be done.
Excuse me.
Speak up. Stop nodding your head like a camel.
-Scoundrel! -Exactly this.
-As if you know everything. -Just a second.
Do you think everyone here is a fool?
-You want to be thrashed? -Stop.
-Are you going to kill him? -Sorry, sir.
This.
-What about this? -Exactly my point!
This is exactly what you don't have to do.
It is so easy to rile you up.
It takes so little to aggravate you.
The opposition and the media are taking advantage of this.
So what do I do?
Just be diplomatic. That's it.
That proves nothing.
He needs anger management, not a lesson in diplomacy.
Simple and straightforward.
Who is straightforward in politics?
You have to mix it up a little.
When you are asked by the media whether you bought the ticket or not,
the first thing you should say is this question has become stale.
If you have something new to ask, go ahead, or move on.
You will be one step ahead.
-Right? -I don't agree.
All this is nonsense, honestly.
Obviously, they know you better.
I'm new here, but these are my two cents.
If this works for you,
we can continue working.
But we genuinely need a change of direction.
No issue. Discuss it among yourselves.
I'll be outside, Pankaj. Let me know.
Thank you.
You have to pretend as though you don't care
whether she likes you or dislikes you.
You have to challenge her every step of the way to disqualify her.
Mallika ma'am has prepared the best pudding ever, Vaibhav.
Wow! It is very tasteful!
Actually, I used jaggery instead of white sugar this time.
It's really good.
But I'm sure the cook would have prepared it right, not you.
He should actually get the credit.
-And maybe look into sponsored posts. -Yeah.
Even the quality of the video is way below par.
Do something about it.
-Cool. So, let me see yesterday's footage. -Hmm.
I'll run it by you.
-I'll be back in ten minutes. -Sure.
Hello.
I don't want a car loan.
Please call me back tomorrow.
They call you non-stop even if you put them on Do Not Disturb.
I know. Crazy, right?
Damn annoying.
Beautiful nails, Mallika!
-Thank you. -Too bad they're fake.
Just one second.
Hello.
-Yes, bro. -Hey, Sachin.
How close are you to a century?
This isn't a T20 game.
It is a test match. It will take some time.
You mean to say it will take four innings before you close?
Yes. We haven't even crossed 50 yet.
But it's okay.
100 is a special number,
so it deserves a little time.
Great! Keep it up.
Give me a second. Hold on.
Give me a moment. Dad is calling non-stop.
I'll call you back. Wait.
All right. Okay.
Obviously, I'm busy right, if I'm not answering calls.
-Why do you have to keep calling? -Are you at the office?
No, I am spending your fictitious money!
Tell me what time will you be back?
I will be late.
Okay. I was watching a video.
-Whose? -Your new Boss's.
He is such an oddball.
He starts fighting with people for such petty things.
I suggest you better be careful while working with him.
God forbid if you fail to teach him, he might just destroy you.
Dad, find yourself a girlfriend,
and spend some time with her.
Don't keep annoying me all day long.
Who the...
What is he doing?
I will...
Basically, we human beings communicate in two ways.
The first is through words, right?
That is only 20 percent of communication.
80 percent of communication is done through our body.
Hey, buddy.
You have spoken enough about body language.
Are you simply going to talk about it or teach me something?
Okay, let's begin.
-Let's start at the top. -Yes.
-Right? -Tell me what to do.
Are you out of your mind?
You think I am Tarzan? What all are you making me do?
I want to make you Tarzan.
Come on. Turn around.
Let's see you walk.
From the stomach.
Why do you throw your feet in different directions while walking?
What was that?
-I was throwing my feet in different ways? -Yes.
Stand straight.
Say a few words about yourself.
What is this?
You are walking like that again. Why are you doing that?
Half your body will go in one direction and the other half in the other direction.
Your feet should be in a straight line.
-My name is Pankaj Hooda. -Hmm.
-My father's name is Rajendra Hooda. -Hmm.
And I am from Haryana.
You are constantly pinching yourself.
You are cracking your knuckles. What is that?
The body part that I pull with a string will now lead your body. Okay?
Let's assume that I am pulling the string from your elbow.
Now let the elbow lead your whole body. Come.
From the head. Okay?
Now the head will follow the string.
Come.
Are you crazy?
-What's the matter? -Crack head.
I will smack you, crazy man!
You are making a clown out of me. Do this. Do that.
What's the matter with you?
Pankaj.
What is the matter?
What were you doing?
I am doing this for you.
Do you want to win the elections or not?
I won't win the elections by jumping around.
Will I?
I'll smack the life out of you!
That's your problem, you know.
You lose your temper instantly.
What's the matter?
This is weird. I can't...
I am doing this for your benefit only right.
You want to win the elections, don't you?
What is your aim? To win the elections, right?
I will help you win the elections.
Am I going to win it by jumping around?
You have certain problems. Acknowledge your problems.
What am I supposed to do, sir? Tell me.
Begin. We will work here only.
In front of everybody.
You will do it fearlessly and confidently.
Okay?
-Okay? -Yes. Okay. Let's do it.
Sit.
Very good. You won't be able to connect with your voters
unless you become grounded. Okay?
Hands up. Stretch.
Yes. Now stand up.
Start walking.
May I put my arms down?
Put your arms down. This is not a punishment.
Walk faster now.
Run!
Faster!
-You want me to become an athlete or what? -Yes. Come on!
-Faster! -I am running.
-Fly! Fly! -Huh? Huh?
Fly! Fly! Good! Come on. Fly!
Fuck the world! Come on!
Fly! Fly! Yes. Yes.
Fly! Fly!
You have to take off like a bird.
-Yes! Yes! Fly! Yes! -There!
-Yes! -Take that!
Where are you going?
Hello! Where are you going?
Hold your horses. Very good!
Yes! Come on!
Is this any way to coach?
He has turned all this into a circus in front of everybody.
I swear.
Well done! Jump! It's very good!
-What the hell is he doing? -Yeah. That's what we need. Yes!
Come on! Jump!
Jump! Jump higher!
What are you doing?
No, no. Stop, Pankaj!
No, Pankaj!
Oh, my God. Pankaj.
-Ouch! I'm dead. -That's it. That's it.
Damn you!
Pradhan, please call the doctor.
No, I don't need a doctor.
Just give me a hot water bag. I will be okay.
What are you saying?
What the hell was that?
Are you out of your mind?
What was that?
What do you mean?
These are actual body language exercises.
Next time he has to face the public, he will be much more confident and freer.
I'll show you what being free actually looks like.
You're the opposition party's mole right.
You got me fired up and forgot to put an end to it?
You were supposed to do that yourself.
Besides, did I tell you to climb on the roof and fall off.
Stop this nonsense. I told you this is going to be a waste of time.
You were having a great time.
And it's not your fault.
These exercises are so overwhelming and liberating
that you are bound to lose control sometimes.
What was the point of making Pankaj Sir run around like a clown?
Thank God I had the common sense to make sure nobody is recording.
That would have been counter-productive for his PR.
No need to get so hyper. I am not an amateur.
Vaibhav had already taken everybody's phones away.
Yes, but...
Hence proved I am aware of what I am doing.
How will it work if you all keep intervening?
We are one team, remember?
You and your team can go to hell!
And...
Congratulations, Pankaj!
Luv, make a note of today's date.
These people don't get the point, and I bet you also don't either,
but today's our breakthrough day.
You're congratulating me after breaking my bones?
You are going regret this.
Get lost!
Get some rest. You will feel better.
I'm going to show you!
He is insane. Fire him. Get rid of him.
I will get rid of him for sure. Ouch!
Imbecile.
This is a very important point.
Disqualification must always be playful.
It should not be hurtful.
You must always smile
and talk to the girl charmingly.
You cannot disqualify her rudely.
There is a very thin line between flirting and hurting.
And you must tread on that thin line very gently.
There are four weddings at different locations today, Sir.
-Which one do we attend first? -Let's start with this one.
-Alright. -You're going to attend a wedding, Pankaj?
-Yes, Malla. -When did you make this plan?
It's imperative that I go, Mallika.
It's essential for voter interaction.
How will people vote for me if I don't show up at their events?
Hold on. But we had plans for dinner?
So, where did this wedding plan come from?
I have to go, Malla.
Not going will make them unhappy.
All I am saying is that I should be aware of your plans.
You should have discussed it with me.
-How can you be so insensitive? -It was an oversight. It's okay.
But I have to make it there.
Why don't you spend some time with our parents tonight?
No thanks. I'll go with Riddhi. That's not even the point.
-I am sorry, please forgive me. -You aren't getting the point.
Hi. You look better already.
-Vaibhav, have a seat. -Listen.
Now that he is here, get rid of him today itself.
I'll do so by the evening, don't worry.
You won't have to see him tomorrow.
-Fire him! -Yes.
-Okay? -All right.
-Yes. -I need to talk to you.
Come. I also wish to talk to you.
In private.
See you later.
Thank you.
-Mallika! -Yeah.
The door please...
So that was disqualification.
Tough, isn't it?
For the very first time she showed some interest.
And you had to disqualify her.
But stick with me.
This technique will force her to think.
Listen. Do you still have that nightmare?
Don't ask.
It's the same fucking thing every night.
-My God. -It's like a DVD.
It's like a scene from a film,
it begins and ends
at the exact same moment every time.
Malla, we have deviated from the topic.
Yes. Sorry. Sorry.
-We came here to solve my problem. -Yes, yes, yes.
We need to find a guy who is hot.
Find somebody for me. Please.
-Where do I find you someone? -I'm sure you must have met some people.
Oh, yeah. There is a new guy at the office.
Tell me more.
Actually, he's perfect for you. He's just like you.
Cute? Psycho?
-Arrogant. -Self pleasing.
Foolish.
Egoistical.
You are such a bitch!
Tell me. How old is he?
I don't know.
Mid-twenties. Late twenties.
Your guy is aged and mine is a baby.
-Aged? -Baby?
You bitch!
Like they say, right?
Catch them young and watch them grow.
-Precisely. -Cheers!
Attended the wedding?
Malla.
Do you want to do it?
Great.
-Hmm? -Let's do it.
Okay. Roll?
Role play?
Not role play silly. Roll a joint.
Silly.
Come.
Did you fire Vaibhav?
He quit before I could.
-I'd like to quit. -What?
Are you mad? "Quit."
Have you lost your senses?
First you made a spectacle of me in front of everybody.
Then you tell me to relieve you.
Complete the job that you've started.
The elections are close.
You're speaking the same language as everyone else.
I made a spectacle of you in front of everybody.
I am not making a spectacle. I am building your career.
And please understand, no pain no gain, Pankaj.
What gain are you talking about?
You are quitting. Where's the gain in it?
What am I supposed to do if not quit?
Tell me what you want.
Mallika is leading the team.
And I don't think she wants me here.
I don't think she likes me.
Hence, the teams attitude towards me is negative.
I assure you that nobody will interfere in your work from tomorrow.
Not even Mallika. Okay?
The elections are coming up. Let's get ready.
Well, if you insist.
And don't discuss this with Mallika or anyone else.
Okay.
Why the fuck would he say that I dislike him
when he is the one who is behaving weirdly?
He doesn't behave weirdly.
He gets nervous around you.
What nonsense!
When I get nervous around you, how can you expect him not to?
Do you really find me so intimidating?
Why are you getting so serious? Here, take this.
Drink up.
Cheers!
By the way,
what else did he say?
Anything specific about me?
Nope.
-What can he even say? -Strange chap!
-Hello, sir. What can I bring you? -Hi. Please bring me a pen.
-Sure, sir. -Pack it.
Vaibhav sir. Hi.
Hi. Good to see you.
Good to see you. You come here often?
I drop in sometimes. It's on my way. So...
I was going to tell you in the next class that it's working.
There's this new girl, Devika.
She has started showing interest in me, like out of nowhere.
-Do you stay close by? -Nearby, sir. Two blocks away.
Oh!
-Peacocking? -Yes, sir. Working.
Good! Good going! Good going!
That is my sister, sir. Please don't tell her that I attend your classes.
Hi.
How do you know him?
Hi.
I know your sister.
Shail, get in the car.
How do you guys know each other?
Just take this, go and sit in the car.
Go, Shail. What are you doing?
-Shail and I play box cricket together. -What nonsense! Done?
You know, I get why you have joined Pankaj Sir.
And why is that?
Why is that?
Why are you pretending?
What's your problem?
Why are you so irritated all the time?
You are always yelling at the office and you're acting funny here too.
What's the matter?
You fucking don't remember me?
Fuck off, Vaibhav Chak.
Fuck off.
'I will go down on my knees and read you like a book, '
'that I have been dying to read.'
She is his sister.
-Hello. -Yes, Vaibhav Sir.
Tell me something, Luv. What is Anamika's full name?
-Anamika? -Yes.
Anamika Chopra. Why?
Man!