"Hey Jaysukh dear... who's heavy weight."
"Innocent Jaysukh who is happy."
"Oh, who plays with colours... and who makes fun of everyone."
"Oh Jaysukh... you've been caught."
"Hey..."
"Innocent boy has played a game..."
"He now has to sing songs for the God."
"Innocent boy has played a game..."
"He now has to sing songs for the God."
- "It got heavy." - "Yes."
- "And forced." - "Yes."
"Health, heart, money and everything goes away with my dear friend."
"Jaysukh got caught."
"My dear friend Jaysukh got caught."
"He didn't understand and he's unaware. That's how good he is."
"He forgot the route instead of going straight."
"He didn't understand and he's unaware. That's how good he is."
"He forgot the route instead of going straight."
"Even after telling him, he got stuck."
- "It got heavy." - "Yes."
- "And forced." - "Yes."
"Health, heart, money and everything goes away with my dear friend."
"Jaysukh got caught."
"My dear friend Jaysukh got caught."
"Got caught"
Have you seen Jaysukh pass by?
Over there.
Let's go. Let's go.
"Jaysukh is about to get caught."
"He's been caught from all four sides."
Hey Raju...
Jaysukh.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
Catch him.
Hey, just a moment. What's wrong?
Why was he dressed up as a girl?
He is Jaysukh.
His father died without repaying any of our loans.
Yes, let's catch him or he'll escape.
Let's go.
Seems to be a loser. Let's go.
[LAUGHING]
Papa, the same veil, hope it isn't the loser.
Yes, it's the same veil.
- My dear, please come. - [BANGLES CLINKING]
Don't be shy. Come.
[LAUGHING]
Show her face please?
Yes, sure.
Thank God.
Wow. She is pretty.
[CHUCKLES]
Please sit dear. Sit down.
[CHUCKLES]
What are her qualifications?
B.A in Home Science.
Why did she choose Home Science if she was scared?
Papa, she meant B.A, Bachelor of Arts.
She can cook various types of international cuisines.
She has cooked this too, please taste.
Burjnia Batajo.
Please eat.
Please have.
But isn't this flattened rice?
Yes, that's the Mexican name.
Burjnia Batajo, isn't it dear?
- Oh really? - Yes.
Wow, Batajo is very yummy.
What about the wedding?
We'll celebrate it grandly.
Her elder brother works in a huge cloth store at Ahmedabad.
My son is extremely talented.
In my village, Jaysukh is always ahead with entire town behind him.
The name sounds familiar.
Not heard papa, but have seen it.
- Jaysukh, what are you wearing? - Oh, now I get it...
...why he is always ahead in the entire village...
...because everyone is chasing him.
No, no.
I don't want the sister of a pauper.
- Let's go, son. - Please listen. Just a moment.
- Please listen to me. - Uncle, please.
- Just a moment. - Please listen to me.
Please listen to me.
Please don't call off the engagement. Please uncle.
Don't go on my clothes, please.
Listen to a brother's heart, she is my only sister.
Please, please. I beg of you.
I'll repay the debts of the entire village...
...but will celebrate my sister's wedding very grandly.
I'll fill the swimming pool with desserts...
...and get dry fruits sprinkled by a chopper above.
But please don't call of the engagement.
I beg of you uncle, please don't break off.
Uncle, please don't call of the engagement.
Uncle please don't.
- Uncle please. - Leave. Hey leave. Leave.
Hey, what are you doing here?
Where are the in-laws?
They disappeared into the thin air.
Daily you dream of your sister's engagement...
...bring some variety in your dreams.
In laws don't vary too.
This same excuse, money! Money!
But why break my leg?
Hey, I am not your girlfriend...
...yet you kiss me, do I complain?
Hey bro, there is a difference between kissing and breaking my leg.
Lord, please stop the dream of his sister's engagement...
...and fulfill the dream of my engagement with Sweety.
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
Wow, dream is fulfilled already.
Hi baby.
Good morning.
Hey, serve me the tea.
My baby.
Babu.
Has my Babu eaten?
Eat? I haven't even peed yet.
What?
I mean I just woke up. So, everything is yet to be done.
Babu, can we go for lunch at noon?
His lunch will make me bankrupt.
Okay Babu. We'll have lunch together.
Okay Babu, my pop wants to know what exactly you do?
- I rip off people. - What?
I mean, I help in consulting people for investments.
I gave advices, my international turnover is in crores.
Wow Babu.
Where is your office?
At international cities like London, Paris, Dhaka.
- Oh no. - Oh good.
But Babu, if you are so busy...
...will you forget me after the wedding?
What rubbish, Pinky.
Pinky?
I am Sweety.
Pinky, I meant Pink city Jaipur.
I had an important conference call from there...
- ...so slipped out by mistake. - Oh okay.
I'll call you after shower, okay baby.
- Bye. - Okay Babu, bye.
Bye.
Hey bro.
I had some work.
No worries, we'll chat after you finish your work.
Hey listen.
Give me 1000 rupees.
Freeloader, don't you have any shame?
Yes, I have, but my income is less than my shame...
...you'll get the blessings of a lover.
Help me in my bad times, then God will show you good times.
Good times!
Oh no, it's 9.30.
I have to reach the shop before my grumpy boss arrives...
...don't irritate me.
Oh, what do I do about the lunch?
I'll have to rip someone off.
- Hey Sushil. - Yes.
I bought this tooth paste last week...
...are you brushing or eating it?
I don't know what to do of you.
Don't do anything, just give me 1000 rupees.
Rubbish, not even a single penny.
I have sent this month's salary to mom.
What? Then what about our house expenses?
Don't you have any responsibility?
Earn something for once.
I will. I'll earn a lot.
Once my wedding is fixed with Sweety.
I'll create such a huge company along with her millionaire dad...
...that my success will send a shiver to the Tatas and Birlas.
What about Adani and Ambani?
They are Gujaratis. Brothers, after all.
Am I not your brother?
Worry about me too.
House rents, electricity bills, meal expenditures, and your luxuries...
...I have to bear the responsibility of it all.
Do something for once. Earn something.
- Don't I do anything? - No, you don't.
- Don't I do anything? - Nothing at all.
- Don't I do anything? - No.
- Is your towel inside? - No.
Then I'll get it.
Bro, pay the rent.
Rent money.
- Jaysukh. - Yes.
- Look, the crazy fellow. - Who is it?
The antique son of the antique land lord.
Yes, everyone is fine at home. Dad is fine too.
[INDISTINCT]
Oh no.
My tummy starts to rumble when he asks for rent.
What should I do now?
Nothing, just hide.
When he came three days ago...
...I said you were in the hospital and were positive.
- Hey bro. - Not covid positive.
HIV positive.
I don't get it, are you my friend or a foe?
We can talk of that later, take this, go for a bath...
...let me tackle him.
Okay, hurry up.
Out.
Now my turn to bat.
My batting.
- My batting. - Caught him there.
Is it okay?
What about this month? This is for last month.
- Okay bowl. - [WHISTLING]
Hey kiddo...
...tell me how much does 5 plus 5 equals to?
10.
No, 5 plus 5 equals to 11. How much is it?
10.
No, it's 11. Don't you understand?
But listen to me.
5000 plus 5000 equals to 11,000.
What is he saying?
How much will it equal to?
- 11,000. - Very good.
It is 11,000. Good boy.
The kid is correct, it equals to 10,000 only.
Oh no, do I have to explain to you too?
5000 plus 5000 equals to 11,000.
No, 5000 plus 5000 equals to 10,000.
Aren't you from an educated family?
Not a word about my family.
I will. Why won't I?
I am telling you since long, why don't you understand?
- How many times should I repeat? - Come later.
...5000 plus 5000 equals to 11,000.
No, it's 10,000.
- No, 11,000. - Its 10,000.
Its 11,000.
Its only 10,000.
11,000.
Hey, what's this all about?
Sir, what do I say?
I am trying to explain him since long...
...that as per calculation it is 11,000...
...but no, he says its 12,000.
Hey, I never said 12,000.
I said it will be 10,000.
- So, its 10,000. - Yes.
Its 10,000.
- Pravin is it 10,000? - 10,000.
Since Pravin said 10,000, then let's accept it.
Loss of 1000 rupees.
Out. Take out my 10,000 rupees.
Why should I take out?
What? 'Why should I take out?'
Didn't he say in front of you, that its 10,000?
Hey you, dressed in a gown, I heard it in front of the crowd...
...give him the 10,000.
But I was here to collect my rent of 5000.
Pull it out from your pocket or else I'll push you in.
Take out.
Hey, money not your clothes.
That's what I am doing.
Sir. We can't trust him at all.
He is my landlord's son, Dilesh Kumar.
So, I am paying my rent of 5000 rupees to him, with you as a witness.
Take bro.
So that there isn't any hassle if he goes back on his words.
Hey gown lady, get out.
Don't turn around, go straight.
Go.
Come on everybody, leave. Out.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you for helping an honest man like me.
If the crazy guy returns...
...I'll be waiting to fill my tiffin at the lodge ahead.
Why don't you eat home food sir?
The stove isn't working for the past 10 days.
Should have told me earlier sir.
Look there.
Rasoi Home Appliances.
Belongs to my close friend Sameer.
Special discount for you on all the appliances.
Then let's buy.
Sir, be at the lodge, I'll be back.
- I'll just be back. - Okay.
Has the crazy guy gone?
Yes gone.
Thank God.
And in return gave 10,000 rupees.
What?
I mean, I extracted 10,000 rupees from him...
...paid 5000 as rent and saved 5000.
- Look at this. - Wow, amazing.
- Give me half. - Give me half!
Does it belong to your dad?
This money is for cutie pie Sweety's lunch.
You are eyeing her meals, shame on you.
Hey shameless fellow!
Do you even have a conscience?
Yes, I do have. But I woo it.
And now I am going to woo my cutie pie, Sweety.
Get off!
Bro, aren't you getting late?
Go, focus on your work.
Hey, take your helmet.
[BACKGROUND MUSIC]
"Mansukh brother..."
"Hey, Mansukh brother..."
"Mansukh brother..."
Thank you birdie.
That's a good omen.
Surely something good is going to happen today.
This shoulder too, please.
It seems your busy today. Okay tomorrow.
Hey it's a good luck. Move off.
- Thank you. Little sparrow. "Hey, Mansukh brother..."
- This is the latest design. - Oh wow.
- Can I show you sarees? - This one.
Good morning, Kunjbala.
"Mansukh brother..."
Get the ones from behind.
Yes bringing.
I got the stock yesterday, hurry up.
Good morning, my boss.
Not boss, call me Mansukh.
Come on say it.
- Mansukh. - Oh.
Mansukh brought joy to my heart.
Good morning, boss.
Good morning, Jigna.
Good morning brothers and my darlings.
Good morning.
Just a minute.
Have a look.
Helmet.
Come in.
Good morning, boss.
Does the name Patel ring a bell?
Sardar Patel.
Who hasn't heard about Sardar Patel?
He is the pride of Gujarat.
- Sardar Patel. - Shut up.
I wasn't talking about the great Sardar Patel, you leader of fools.
Oh, you mean Parthiv Patel.
Brilliant cricketer, boss. He is Gujarat's pride.
And you are the blemish on Gujarat.
I am talking about Patel stores, moron.
Oh, about Patel store.
Have they shut shop?
Gone bankrupt?
I'll be bankrupt soon.
How did you send Patel stores order yesterday?
With my own hands.
- But by which hand? - With my left hand.
This is your right hand.
With this left hand.
- How many left hands do you have? - Just one.
Then why did you deliver by your left hand?
Mehsana Patel store and Nadiad Patel store, are two different stores.
You had to deliver one from your right hand and the other from your left hand.
It was a new moon night yesterday.
Everything got messed up because of your goof up.
Sent silk saree instead of cotton...
...and cotton where you were supposed to send silk.
Sorry, boss.
So, if you send a handkerchief instead of briefs...
...are they going to roam around in handkerchiefs?
Who is the ass who hired you?
- Am I an ass? - No, no.
- Am I an ass? - No.
Then what's this? Huh?
Dumbo.
Sorry. Sorry boss.
Henceforth before delivering orders, ask me twice...
...by which hand the order needs to be delivered.
You have taken a loan of 124,500 rupees...
...so, you are still here...
...or else firing you is a child's play for me. Get it.
- Sir. - No. No.
Not the right, but left leg.
Today's date is the 1st.
- Boss. Please don't do this. - Okay.
- Ok. "Mansukh brother..."
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
Yes, hello mom.
Hello.
Jaysukh, where are you now?
At the store. Tell me, what is it?
Son, I had a dream today, some ass was yelling at you.
No mom.
I am eating snacks and having fun at the store.
Okay then do one thing...
...find a beautiful homely girl and get married...
...so, I can enjoy being a mother-in-law.
Fine I'll hunt for a girl after finishing snacks.
Hang up now, I'll talk later.
Okay.
Okay. Bye.
Bye.
Hardly have a job and mom is worried about the girl!
So, what wrong did she say?
I mean, nothing wrong in that.
Moms would always want their sons to settle down.
Yes, I mean that's true.
But responsibilities increase after the wedding.
Responsibilities can be shared with the life partner.
After the boss's bitter words...
...I am unable to accept these sweet talks.
Unable to accept or don't like it?
[LAUGHING]
Relax. Don't take it to heart.
Boss is allowed to reprimand.
Wonder what his problem with me is?
I am sure he was my wife in my last birth...
...thus, taking revenge from me in this life.
Relax. Cool down.
How can I cool down?
Obviously, you can't. Remove your helmet.
[LAUGHING]
No, no, Bapuji. Please don't get angry.
I am not late.
As usual I bumped into Jaysukh on the way.
He goofs up every single day.
Ever since Jaysukh has joined...
...Ever since Jaysukh has joined, peace from Mansukh's life has vanished.
It's true.
Anyways, how are you? Are you fine?
Namaste.
Sorry, but the astrologer has predicted half of my body is in danger...
...I am not supposed to use the right side of my body.
So, greeting you again with my left hand.
So now you are free.
Okay, we'll meet at 2.36 at noon.
Now can I sit?
Thank you.
- Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. - "Mansukh brother..."
May I come in?
Kunjbala.
My fun school.
[SONG PLAYING IN BACKGROUND]
Can I come in?
If you come closer, then you'll enter my heart.
[LAUGHING]
You are too much!
It'll be good, anyways I am twice heavier.
Hey what?
Heavier? From whom? How?
Who did it?
You cheated me.
I didn't mean that.
For you, I penanced on one leg the entire night...
- ...so, my leg became heavy. - Oh, you meant that.
You are too much!
Anyways.
Conclude my prayers by applying vermillion.
Again, the vermillion box?
Mansukhlal, how would you know the value of vermillion?
I'll tell you right away.
25.70rs with GST.
Not the cost of the box, rather the value of my heart.
For how long will you distance away and evade the vermillion?
Why are you silent? Say something, Mansukhlal?
How many times should I repeat?
I had promised Bapuji.
Till my younger sister doesn't get married...
...I will not marry. I'll remain a bachelor.
Then get her married soon.
I have already found a groom for her.
As soon as Kiran returns from London in a few months...
...I'll get her married grandly.
And then we both...
What?
Will get married, mad woman.
Okay.
Mansukhlal.
"Mansukh brother..."
Listen to me, Bapuji...
...have to get Kiran married soon...
...or else will have to sell vermillion instead of clothes.
[CRICKET CHIRPING]
Wow. Come on, out. Out.
My baby.
Hey bro, listen.
If the bugger asks about me, send him off from downstairs.
Why?
Because we have limited stock and he is a drunkard.
Ask him to bring his own stock.
This is his bottle.
I told his wife; I'd already spoken to Kharsani...
...and came off with his bottle.
Will eat a lot of bar snacks today, and fried peanuts.
Hey bro, why are you sulking?
What happened to you?
Fought with your office boss?
Okay chill, don't worry.
Have a sip, will work wonders.
I've gulped poison today.
Can bear it all...
...but boss insulted in front of Jigna.
I love her.
Does Jigna love you?
Yes, I mean.
Maybe.
Why don't you directly express your love to Jigna?
No, no.
What if she minds?
No, I can't lose our friendship.
No, no. I am scared.
I don't know what to do.
Hey bro...
...immediately express your love to Jigna...
...before another problem hits you at jet speed.
Yeah!
This is our Ahmedabad.
Please drive slowly, it's Ahmedabad.
Boss will thrash me if anything goes wrong.
Relax Madhav, I am with you.
Calm down. Drive carefully, can't drive like this.
Yes darling.
[HORN HONKS]
Yes, I am in the area.
Hey calm down.
Please don't do this.
- Listen to me, don't do this. - Madam, madam.
Have to teach her a lesson, now.
Oh no.
Hang up, I'll call you later.
You idiot.
Can't you hear, I am honking since long?
Are you deaf?
I was talking over the phone as I can hear.
Why are you in a hurry? Is it a car or an ambulance?
You idiot, you stupid, you illiterate.
Hey you. Talk about the heart.
- Hey explain her. - Let it be.
She is new in Ahmedabad.
But you aren't new, crazy guy.
How dare you?
How dare you raise your hand on him?
As I can't raise my hands on you so I slapped him.
I dare you to hit me.
- Come on hit me, if you have the guts. - Explain to her...
...where I come from, one slap of mine will fling her far away.
You stupid.
Bloody hell.
Leave.
- One slap of mine. - Leave me.
- Let it be. Leave her. - Leave.
Are you okay?
Not really. But thanks.
Hey you. How dare you slap a girl?
Slapping a girl? Aren't you ashamed?
Don't act like a hero in front of the girl.
I am the hero, so will act like one.
I'll be the hero.
My mom has fed me to be strong.
I dare anyone to face me here.
Hey someone stronger will combat with you.
But my mom has fed me to be strong.
What? What can you do?
Hey, what will you do?
You want to know?
Should I prove it to you?
You want to see?
Answer in either of the languages.
Hey you don't know, which neighborhood I belong to.
Hey dumbo.
You are not aware of my colony too.
- Yes. - Yes.
Can't stretch any far. Please leave.
- Yes, okay. Let's go. - Let's go.
Hey bro. Even I belong to the terror locality.
- If I give you one slap. - Come on go. Go.
Come on leave. Go.
One phone call.
[INAUDIBLE]
Hey try entering my neighborhood.
And you get down and try entering my area.
- Is it so? - Yes.
Aslam. Bring your boys to River front, have to clash with other boys.
Brother.
Mom suffered from acidity so couldn't make me strong.
- I was just joking. - Is it? But this isn't a joke.
Please pick up the call, sister Kiran.
Why aren't you picking up the call today?
Kiran. Hello.
Listen, Bapuji.
It's Kiran's birthday today.
I have to cut her cake on a video call...
...as she isn't picking up the phone.
No, no, Bapuji. No. I won't give you the cake.
You are diabetic. No, no. Not at all.
Please don't get upset.
Come on smile. Please smile.
Good boy. Aren't you a good boy?
Fine let me celebrate it alone.
Kiran, the apple of me eye...
...I'll eat your share of cake.
Thank you.
Did you hear that?
Sibling love.
I could hear 'Thank you' directly from London.
Brother.
Now she is even visible, Bapu.
Kiran herself come to her brother.
How did you like my surprise?
- Kiran. - Brother.
What a surprise!
I had already warned Madhav not to inform you.
You know, I love giving surprises.
Enough, now I will give you a surprise.
No more London.
I have found a groom for you at Ahmedabad.
His name is Jaggan.
Brother, I have already found a guy...
...on the way from the airport.
NRI's come here to see the Riverfront and Kankaria...
...and you saw the groom.
Bro, I was driving, and a goon was on the phone on a bike.
You lost your heart to a goon?
No bro, listen to me.
He started threatening Madhav and me, even abused us...
...and raised his hand on Madhav too.
But in the middle of that, just like a fairy tale...
...a prince entered riding a horse like a hero...
...and saved me.
He came on a horse so must be horse carriage guy.
You can ride on a horse cart but can't give your heart.
Hey please listen to me.
He was a cute naïve simpleton.
- Hey. Come in. - [KNOCK ON THE DOOR]
The one who saved me from the goon...
...brother from the goon.
Anyways, who was the goon?
Tell me, do you remember his face?
How did he look?
Who was the goon? Tell me. Come on.
He?
Jaysukh.
Hey, brother. Please listen to me, bro.
Jaysukh.
- Hey. - Yes, boss.
How dare you?
How can you threaten a girl?
- No, no, boss. That's not true. - What is not true?
Please listen to me brother. Listen to me.
You don't interfere. Your stars aren't aligned.
I'll send you to rot in the Sabarmati jail.
Stop it.
Brother, you are misunderstanding.
He is the one.
The handsome, dashing, smashing dude.
He saved me from the goon.
Yes, yes.
- What? He? - Yes.
Yes.
Amongst the crowd, only he was brave enough to save me...
...come on apologize.
I should apologize to Jaysukh!
Yes of course.
I mean, how can boss apologize to me?
No. No. Boss can't apologize to me.
It was my duty.
That's true. Get back to work.
Sorry.
And thank you so much.
Hi, I am Kiran.
Oh, I am so sorry.
- Hi, Jaysukh. - Kiran.
[INAUDIBLE]
Are you sure, the dumbo saved you?
Yes.
Now I have decided.
I am going to live here, instead of London...
...and will only marry Jaysukh.
Okay.
What?
With whom?
With Jaysukh.
You want to marry him of all?
Look at the difference between you both.
He lives in a rented house.
But now he dwells in my heart.
How did you like my romantic surprise?
His entire monthly salary costs your one street food snack.
Bro, I have lost my heart to him.
Let the heart be in its place.
He can't even afford to pay the electricity bills.
His survival is only by our loans.
That's it. So now, you'll have to waive off all his loans...
...or else forget that you ever had a sister.
You know how stubborn I am.
If I marry, it will be with Jaysukh, Jaysukh, and only Jaysukh.
Threatening me by uttering his name thrice.
Fine, I get it. I get it.
Jaysukh's astrological stars are shining bright...
...and my negative phase has begun as Saturn is on a transit.
Hazards of Saturn.
What should I do?
Hi.
Coffee for you.
Thank you.
Hope you are not hurt much.
No, I am used to be beaten from childhood.
What?
Do you know the dialogue?
'Man doesn't feel the pain.'
Thanks, for the coffee.
By the way, what's your dinner plan?
I had soaked pulses in the morning...
...and then with a banana and bread. I am good.
You had messaged me last night.
Message? I did?
- Yes. - Boss is calling you.
Yes, coming.
I'll be back.
[BELL TOLLING]
Sit down.
Relax.
Sorry, sir.
Boss.
Can I go?
The urge is urgent.
I am screwed.
I didn't understand.
Nor did I.
Now listen.
Yes.
Tomorrow at 12.49. At 49, here.
Be present here.
Okay sir.
Because, it is the period of Rahu tomorrow.
- Do you get it? - No.
Didn't get it.
Can't understand.
There are many things which I can't understand either.
So tomorrow at 12.49.
Boss.
Are you going to raise my salary?
"Mansukh brother..."
No.
But it's utmost important.
But boss, if it's so urgent, why don't you say it right now.
No.
I'll give...
...you a very big...
...surprise.
Surprise.
What surprise?
Like a builder conspiring to usurp an empty plot of land...
...he looked at me and said, that he would give me a surprise...
...that too at 12.49.
Don't worry bro...
...at the worst, he will fire you from your job, but you enjoy dear.
I have repeatedly asked him to join my company...
...but stubborn guy just doesn't listen.
Silly.
Useless fellow!
Do you understand my situation?
Blabbering away.
Chuck that, tell me where are you taking Jigna for dinner?
What?
Dinner?
Last night I had messaged her from your phone...
...that you are going to take her for dinner today.
Oh.
That's why she was asking about dinner in the morning.
She had accepted immediately.
Listen anyhow, you better propose to her today.
Useless burger!
My future is unsteady, and you're worried about the girl...
...you should have informed me before sending her the message.
You'll get me married and send me on my honeymoon without informing me.
Now hurry up and spill out, all that you have you told her?
Hello. Hello.
Disconnected my call.
Do you know, I have already spoken to dad about you?
Baby, baby.
What did he say?
Initially he was shocked.
He'll get shocks regularly if I become his son in law.
What did the bloody dad in law say?
Hey.
Sir, father-in-law.
Sir, father-in-law. What did he say?
Babu. Dad agreed.
Can you imagine?
Because you know why?
Dad loves Sweety and...
Sweety loves Babu.
And Babu loves Sweety.
What's wrong?
Do you want to say something?
Yes.
Just wanted to say that.
Sir, your order.
I'll have potato and peas.
What about you?
Me.
Just a minute.
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
Give us two minutes, will place the order after the phone call. - Okay sir.
- Yes. - What bro? Did you say it?
Why are you constantly calling me? I haven't expressed it yet.
Why don't you just say it, lover boy?
Blurt it out, don't hesitate. I love...
Who was it?
From the bank.
Whoever much you refuse for a credit card...
...they keep proposing.
Propose?
I mean they keep pestering you.
Anything that you wish to tell me, you can tell me frankly.
Yes, right.
I love you.
[BACKGROUND MUSIC]
"I like your eyes that touched my heart."
"Makes the footprints of red turmeric powder."
"By dwelling in my heart..."
"My life is turn colourful,"
"I want her as I planned."
"I like your fragance."
"Our love is like Radha and Shyam."
"The destiny is written in your hand."
"Our love is like Radha and Shyam."
"When I look at your face, my day arises."
"When I'm with you..."
"The whole world bows down."
"Winning or losing is incomplete without you."
"So I'll tell you today..."
"The love for you in my heart."
"The destiny is written in your hand."
"Our love is like Radha and Shyam."
"I want to fill the fun fair with your wants."
"You hold me now."
"Take me with you."
"Wherever I am, I always think about you."
"Your dream was like a game of a flute."
"How unique is our love?"
"Our love is like Radha and Shyam."
Bapuji, I trusted Kiran...
...but she shattered my trust.
Now you tell me, from 6 and half crore Gujarati's...
...she chose this dumb guy.
Can I come in, boss?
- Get out. - Okay sir.
Hey, hey.
Jaysukhlal. Jaysukh Kumar. Welcome. Welcome.
Where were you? Where were you till now?
- I was in the bathroom. - No, I didn't mean that.
Why wasn't I able to understand you till now?
You are so dashing, handsome, caring, loving...
...cardamom, cinnamon, asafetida.
Why wasn't I able to see you?
Boss. You had mentioned you would give me a surprise at 12.49.
So, is it cash or cheque?
I'll tell you, what's the hurry. Come. Please sit.
Good. Very good.
[BACKGROUND MUSIC]
Okay, so first tell me.
What are you views about marriage?
Yes, want to marry.
But, first if I have to find a good groom.
What? Are you going to marry a boy?
No. No. No, boss, you have misunderstood.
Groom for my sister.
First, I have to get her married.
It'll be better, you can understand the burden of a brother.
That's true.
Worry is sitting right in front of me, personified.
Worries? I didn't understand.
It's worry for me, but the surprise for you is...
...that my sister Kiran, has chosen you for marriage.
Oh wow, that's wonderful.
[LAUGHING]
What?
Me?
No, no, no. Boss, your sister and me?
No, no, no. Boss. Boss. Your sister has gone mad.
- I am sorry. - Did you feel the shock?
I felt this jolt too.
Even the earthquake of Gujarat didn't create such a stir.
My sister's astrological stars have gone haywire...
...that she chose you.
No, boss. That's not possible. It's impossible.
"Mansukh brother."
Boss.
I have always given Kiran everything that she asked for.
Get it?
Once on her birthday, she insisted on celebrating...
...by serving lemonade to the entire Ahmedabad...
...so, I squeezed 5000 lemons into Kankaria...
...and served lemonade to everyone.
Whatever, but. Please spare me. Please excuse me.
- Mansukh will not tolerate. - Mansukh can go to hell.
Who is Mansukh to preach me?
He is your boss.
- Boss. - Once and for all.
I give you 48 hours.
Ponder and give an affirmative answer...
...or else I'll fire you.
Come on, out.
Bapu.
Will he agree?
What?
Is it? Really?
Can't be.
Bro, bro. Tell me how does Kiran look?
Pretty.
But how does it matter?
Yes, that's true.
Rich girls always look pretty.
And even if she isn't, gradually she starts looking.
Boss Jaysukh.
Boss Jaysukh will now be the owner of a successful shop...
...and I'll be the owner of Sweety's millionaire company.
Double bonanza together.
Bloody, it's true.
This must be the first time...
...where God blesses, without any hard work.
Bro, we will merge your shop and Sweety's company.
Merger.
Can't afford a charger, but insists on a merger!
Don't you know, Jigna is my true love?
You united us, and now you want to be the villain.
So, are you going to let go off the money?
Aren't you a Gujarati?
Please be practical.
I am practical.
[BACKGROUND MUSIC]
Listen if I marry Kiran, it will break Jigna's heart...
...and if I don't, then boss will fire not only me but Jigna too...
...and it isn't even the poor girl's fault.
It isn't even my fault too.
It's my true love, not a prepaid plan that I'll keep changing.
Prepaid.
Bro, please give your boss's mobile number.
- Why? - I need to talk.
Bro, please let it be. Please. Please.
Hey bro, what I am going to say is...
...that tomorrow's dawn will bring golden rays for you.
Don't utter the name of Kiran.
Not that Kiran...
...I meant the sun rays, which will brighten your destiny.
Neither will you lose the job nor the girl...
...and you won't even have to marry your boss's sister.
I have such an amazing three in one master plan.
[LAUGHING]
Bapu, till Jaysukh doesn't agree to marry Kiran...
...till then I can't be in peace.
Kiran has called me ten times since morning.
Ten times.
It's good that incoming is free, or else how could I afford it?
Hello. Is Jaysukh there?
No this isn't his number.
I know. I have some urgent work with him.
Am I his secretory?
No, his boss. I know that.
But wonder why after your surprise meeting...
...he stopped talking to me.
Avoiding me constantly.
Listen, if I don't talk to Jaysukh.
Then I'll die by yearning in agony...
...Okay you can yearn later, first tell me who you are?
I am Sushil.
Jaysukh's partner.
Has he opened a new company with your partnership?
No wonder he asked for another loan from me.
Not that, but a different type of partner.
Oh, not business partner?
No, not business.
Love is blind, that kind of partner.
'What is this relationship called?' That kind of partner.
Oh, so you both are producing a TV serial in partnership.
By the way, it's my favorite serial.
I haven't missed a single episode.
So many twists and turns in the story.
Hat's off. Amazing.
But in the last episode, Kartik was very unfair to Naira.
What's going to happen in the next episode?
Hey, chuck the serial and be serious.
We both have a special relationship.
Did you understand?
No.
What relationship?
Very deep relationship.
How deep?
Deeper than heaven, as many as the waves in Narmada...
...taller than Girnar, and vaster than the Rann of Kutch.
Hey enough of Gujarat tourism, come to point.
To know and understand the matter...
...meet me at gate number 6 at Kankaria, at 6 in the evening.
There you will come to know...
'What is this relationship called?'
Listen, if Jaysukh cuts off ties with me...
...then I'll drown myself at Kankaria.
And only you will be responsible for that, Mr. Mansukh.
Hello. Hello. Hello.
At 6, at Kankaria.
Deep relationship?
Something is fishy.
[HORN HONKS]
Why has Sushil called me to Kankaria?
"Mansukh brother..."
Jaysukh.
Do you have any sense?
What time did you give me, and how late are you?
Why have you called me?
Because.
I had some important work with you.
You could have told me at home, why call me here?
Just a minute.
First you tell me, what have you lied to boss?
[CHUCKLES]
Hey, have you messed up again?
If I lose my job.
Neither will you lose your job nor your girl.
What?
I mean you don't have to marry the boss's sister.
Bro, I have decided...
...that I'll give up my life for you.
Stop. Stop your antics...
- ...come straight to the point. - This isn't an act.
I have exploited you since childhood.
You held the spindle, and I flew the kite...
...you paid the bills and I ate.
But now, I am going to repay all the accounts.
I have decided...
...that I'll sell my kidney.
Have you gone mad?
Not yours, mine.
I'll get 25 lakhs.
You can keep them.
You can buy a house from 25 lakh rupees...
...and start a new business, and fulfill your dreams, buddy.
If needed you can sell my other kidney too.
Hey shut up.
What are you talking? Are you in your senses?
How will you live without a kidney?
Kidney?
Is Sidney in India?
India is surviving without Sidney.
Similarly, Sushil will survive without kidney.
Hey have you lost it?
Yes buddy.
I have taken this decision with a sane mind.
Buddy, but you promise me one thing.
What?
That you will name your baby...
Sushil.
Narrate stories of our friendship to him.
Hey Sushil, don't do this.
I'll do this. I'll sell my kidney.
No, you won't sell your kidney.
I'll sell.
When I am denying then you won't sell.
- If you deny I'll jump off from here. - No, you won't sell.
- I will jump off. - No, you won't sell.
I said, no. No.
You will not sell kidney.
Okay buddy.
You are my life.
How can I put my life in danger?
[INDISTINCT]
Let me record.
Enough.
Jaysukh.
Sushil.
I thought you to be a loser, but you turned to be great.
Such a deep relationship.
Bloody deep.
[BACKGROUND LAUGHTER]
Now I get it.
'What is this relationship called?'
You don't have to sell your kidney, buddy.
You are not selling the kidney.
You are my true brother.
I love you, my bro.
World's best brother. Come on.
So, this is your partnership!
Jaysukh's truth will be busted.
Friends, drop your work and pay attention here...
...please listen to me.
Come ahead, all of you come here. Good, very good.
Today I want to share some surprising news.
And the surprise is...
...I want to introduce you to another aspect of Jaysukh's personality.
Like how you have a singer or an artiste hidden within...
...and nobody is aware of it.
Similarly, there is another Jaysukh dwelling within him...
...who is simply amazing.
Boss, I didn't understand.
Friends.
Jaysukh has a strong Venus, and looks like a naïve simpleton...
...but that's not true.
But his real identity is inconspicuous...
...even Jaysukh knows that none are aware...
...of his real identity.
So, Jaysukh, deliberately isn't exposing his real self...
...but I have unmasked, the real Jaysukh.
I guess you didn't understand me.
Okay, so where words are at loss...
...pictures are helpful.
I'll show you the live telecast of the real Jaysukh.
Come closer, come on. Watch this.
- Oh shit. - My God.
Jaysukh did this?
- Did you see? - Jaysukh shouldn't do this.
He pretends to be so naïve.
Boss, I.
This.
No, boss, it isn't as it's portrayed.
Boss, this was in fun.
Did you watch?
Didn't I say?
Jaysukh isn't as he pretends to...
...but he is that.
No, no, boss. Please listen to me for once.
What you are believing isn't true.
He is my friend and I was just...
Enough.
He and you and you and him.
Liar. You don't need to say anything more.
Boss, please listen to me for once.
Don't utter a word about your That habits...
...and dare you step into the shop again.
- Boss. - No.
- Please listen to me. - Out.
- Boss please no. - Get out.
Jigna.
Jigna please listen to me calmly, this is big confusion...
- ...all because of Sushil. - Enough.
Have some shame.
Let me go now.
Jigna, please listen to me. Please listen to me for once.
I don't want to hear anything.
You'll have to listen to me.
- Leave my hand. - No, I won't.
Jaysukh, please leave my hand.
No, I won't leave, first you listen to me.
Listen, I will scream, leave my hand.
Do whatever you want, but you'll have to listen to me...
...it isn't my fault at all.
- Jaysukh, leave my hand. - Bloody hell.
- I won't leave her hand. - Leave the girl's hand.
Hey, don't interfere, it's my personal matter. Get lost.
Why? That day you had a lot to preach...
...and today you're the one teasing.
I won't spare you, chameleon. Come here.
No, I am not harassing her, she is my girlfriend.
No, I am not your girlfriend...
...and please stop chasing me.
- Jigna, please listen to me. - Hey.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
Leave him.
Are you leaving or should I call the cops? Go away.
Are you alright?
Hope you are not hurt?
Come, I'll take you to the doctor.
- Come with me. - Kiran, come here. Leave him.
- Leave him. - But brother, he is hurt.
Let it be, you don't know about him.
- Come. Let's go. - Brother.
Please listen to me.
Brother.
Sushil.
- Wait, bloody Sushil. - Help.
- Wait, bloody. - Help.
Stop, wait a minute. Please listen to me.
Because I heeded you, the matter got stretched, shameless creature.
Now I won't spare you alive, even if it's the almighty, or the great superman.
Hold. Help.
Spare me.
Uncle move off.
Help.
Please spare me.
Stop, stop. Sushil.
- I will not spare you, Sushil. - No Jaysukh.
I lost my job because of you.
No.
[BACKGROUND MUSIC]
Pay my rent.
Hey, why are you always asking for rent?
He is yet to settle down, and you want the rent.
Some crazy fellow has brought him on the streets...
...he has even lost his job.
Yes.
Now you'll be on the streets.
Vacate my house today itself.
How can we vacate the house?
I am yet to eat my meal.
What have you cooked?
Pointed gourd and potatoes.
Again? I hate pointed gourds.
You know it, yet you cook it.
I won't eat.
24 hours.
I give you 24 hours. Vacate or else I'll call my dad...
[INDISTINCT]
Hey naughty boy.
Why do you want us to vacate?
Listen I have a better plan.
Let alone a month, you'll get the rent for the entire year.
How is that?
Hey, is your plan going to succeed?
Hundred percent it will work.
Buddy, watch it.
Tomorrow's dawn will bring golden rays for you.
Listen to me Kiran. Please listen to me.
I didn't know, that you could do such a thing...
...to remove a simple boy from my life...
...you conspired against him.
What? I? Conspired?
Yes, you edited a fake video and showed me...
...so that I'll forget him. Right?
Why would I edit a video?
The time it takes for me to open a tight jar...
...it takes me longer to open my emails on the mobile...
...and you're suspecting such a tech challenged brother?
No. But I do find something fishy.
It is fishy...
...you were saved at the nick of time.
No brother, if this is true...
...then I'll kill him...
...and if it's a lie...
...then I'll sever all my ties with you.
Because I love him.
I just love him.
[SOBBING]
Kiran, listen to me.
Kiran.
Jaysukh.
[BACKGROUND MUSIC]
I can't see tears in my sister's eyes...
...so, I have never let her chop onions.
Kiran.
[BACKGROUND MUSIC]
Shameless guy.
Why are you staring at me?
I am as old as your mother.
Shameless. Get off.
Mr. Mansukh.
Hello, will you give us an interview?
Sure, sure. About health.
Sure, sure.
The nation wants to know, that how can you do this?
I have been doing these years.
Oh really.
But how can you remove like this?
I remove fat by sweating...
...and kick out all my vices.
Exactly, the way you kicked out Jaysukh Jambusaria, from the job.
Isn't it like that?
Oh, news has reached the media.
Nobody can snatch an infant from a mother's womb and news from the media.
So, answer. How did you do this?
- Answer us. - Give my rent.
Rent please.
Which rent is he talking about?
That we are not a rental news channel...
...but news channel that fights for the rights.
That's okay, but rent?
We'll gather a rented crowd, and go till the parliament.
Will Jaysukh get justice?
Will the heartless Mansukh ever accept?
Will I get my rent or not?
I, Kanu Kothoria, from Young News Channel. Over and out.
Let's go.
"Mansukh brother..."
Hey, unlucky sparrow, bloody hell.
Go away. Go. Come here, bloody hell.
Where are you?
Hey, people like you should be thrown in a mental asylum.
You are mad.
Hey, you are mad, your husband is mad...
...and so is your dad, and your entire clan too.
This bird is crazy.
I am crazy too.
- Mansukh down! Down! - We want Jaysukh back!
No, no please no.
We want Jaysukh back!
What have I done?
Brother.
What happened? Are you okay?
I am okay. But who will stop the public?
Public. Which public?
I saw a dream.
People were demonstrating slogans on the streets for kicking Jaysukh out.
You are too much bro, nothing of that sort will happen.
You are worrying without a reason.
There is a reason. There is a reason.
Yesterday the media guys had surrounded me.
Bro...
...I don't know why, I can't imagine Jaysukh fitting your description.
Even I couldn't imagine...
...that a simpleton like Jaysukh would go to the media.
What could he do?
You snatched his job.
And maybe it's possible that he dislikes me...
...thus, has spread this rumor.
Such a rumor, has chewed my brains.
Listen, I will not spare him alive.
No...
...let me deal with him.
I'll find out the truth.
But why? Why? Why?
Bro there are no, 'Why's' in love.
[BACKGROUND MUSIC]
I will get him anyhow.
Just do as I say.
Where the hell is Sushil?
I guess, some new mess again.
Doesn't even pick up my call, called him 10 times.
Hey Sushil, where are you?
Pick up my phone at least.
- I have called you ten times. - I am in a meeting, I am busy.
Busy? Freeloader, must be searching to dupe someone.
You have no idea about my boss...
...he is the most wretched person, treacherous.
He is cruel, and even lethal...
...the butcher doesn't have a heart.
God has replaced his heart with a pump.
I'll squeeze both his neck and pump if I bump into him.
- Hello. - Come later, blabbering hello.
Boss.
You?
When did you come?
When you were calling me wretched and lethal...
...the butcher arrived at that time.
Boss, please don't misunderstand.
Don't misinterpret.
My friend Sushil, we were abusing his boss, not you.
Sure, you can abuse me, even more, you ass.
Throning a donkey when need arises.
Boss, I didn't understand.
But anyway, why are you standing?
Please sit down. Come please sit.
Sit.
What can I serve you, boss?
Apology.
Sorry.
Since the last two days my heart, or the pump is regretting...
...that I kicked out a hard-working honest man like you from the job.
- Please forgive me. - [BLEAT]
I am sorry.
No, boss. It's okay.
But you are not aware of the entire matter.
I understood everything.
Whatever you choose in your personal life.
No, sir. It isn't true.
It is true.
How you live, what you do?
What right do I have to interfere?
So have you come all the way to say this?
- You can't live in this house. - Boss.
No, boss. No.
You kicked me out of the job, please not from home.
- I will chuck you. I will. - I beg of you, boss.
Please don't beg.
I will chuck you out...
...as I am going to give you a surprise.
[CROWING]
Wow, it's awesome.
Bro, I love you buddy.
Hey.
Swing. My favorite.
Wow, we got lucky.
I have a superb plan.
We can rent out the upper two bedrooms...
...so, our income gets generated.
What do you say?
[CHUCKLES]
What is it?
Sushil.
I think there is something fishy.
- What? - My miser boss...
...who doesn't even send free SMS on festivals...
...how can he give us a huge house for free?
No bro, there is something fishy.
Bro, you got your job back...
...and a swanky bungalow to live.
And most importantly, we got rid of the lunatic Dilesh Kumar.
Yes, true.
How much can you lie every month?
Correct.
Doesn't a man have principles?
You are absolutely right.
But I am very worried about Jigna.
Why do you worry brother?
- I am here for you. - Yes.
- Hey. - I mean, we will pacify Jigna later.
Read what's written.
'Life goes on.'
Correct, now smile please. Chill.
Rubbish, I can't chill.
People are giving me weird smiles at the office.
All my life I have to live like someone who I am not...
- ...that too because of you. - Please relax.
Listen. Sweety's millionaire dad is going to meet me after two days...
...we are going to get married very soon.
Once I am married, it will be cleared to all...
...that we both are not That.
So please don't be scared. Get it.
So just tolerate people for a few hours in the office.
Hey.
Anyways who is going to come home to check.
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
- How was your surprise? - [CELL PHONE RINGING]
Yes, boss.
How was your surprise?
Boss, a surprise of 12,000 square ft.
Thank you, boss.
Another huge surprise is awaiting you.
One more.
Boss, since last week you have given me all types of surprises.
Listen, please keep a gap of six months.
Anyways, come to the balcony of the first floor.
Wow boss, what a place.
Now turn around.
Boss, you are here?
Henceforth, I am your neighbor.
It's okay. It's okay.
No worries.
I might visit you for tea in the evening after office.
Okay.
And you can come home for snacks.
Your partner and you...
...can live here happily and enjoy.
Okay. Bye.
- Thank you. Bye. - Thank you, sir.
Oh no, will have to pretend even after office now.
I don't mind.
Joke. Joke.
- I am joking. - Sushil.
Hey wait. Stop, stop. Hey listen to me.
Will have to pretend to live here.
This is all because of you.
- Bro, you should thank me. - Thank you?
Yes, as we've got this sprawling bungalow because of me.
To hell with the bungalow.
Do you know why he has given us the adjoining bungalow?
- Why? - Because the drama that you have enacted...
...he is suspecting it.
I don't have doubts, but am absolutely sure...
...that they both are that.
No, I don't think so.
- I am sure, that's not true. - Enough.
Because of your persistence...
...I invited him to live in a 5-crore bungalow.
With 2 percent interest on that 5 crore...
...from that money, I can buy 4 Jaysukhs worth thrice over.
No brother, neither 40 nor 4...
...but I just love only one Jaysukh.
And I am sure, that because he doesn't want to marry me...
...he has faked this excuse.
Leave him.
No, I won't leave him.
I'll make him fall.
Forcefully make him fall.
Where?
In my love.
Anyhow at any expense...
...because impossible isn't written in my dictionary.
Jaysukh, we are sorted. We got lucky.
- Leave. - Look...
Bro, pack your bag.
Why where do we have to go?
In the world tour of dreams.
Bro, it's the time to kick off.
But to whom?
To this bungalow and your job, just kick it off.
Listen tomorrow, I am going to meet Sweety's dad.
If everything is sorted...
...then uncle's treasure will be mine, his company will be mine...
...his daughter, is obviously mine.
Then I'll appoint you as the CEO of the company.
Bro, tomorrows dawn will bring golden rays for us.
- [BIRDS CHIRPING] - [BIKE HONKING]
- Hey, goddess of wealth. - [BELL TOLLING]
Just once please convince Sweety's dad for the wedding.
I promise you...
...that I'll offer a sacrifice, of my father-in-law.
Hey Jaysukh, listen...
...cook the desserts.
I'll be back by noon, with the good news.
Get ready to be doomed.
Oh God, until now you have saved a liar's pride...
...please help today too. Please. Please.
Is anyone home?
Have they run off after inviting me?
People build relationships after scrutinizing homes...
...the house is grand, let me check the bar.
Wow.
Saw these for the first time in my life, or else had only seen in pictures.
Great. Which one should I pick?
This is good.
Oh no, I'll get caught.
My Sweetu.
Babu.
Baby. Come to me.
Sweetu babu.
Pops, look who is here to meet you?
Who has come...
...to snatch Pratap Rai's daughter from him?
Babu is here.
Babu?
I mean Sushil, but I lovingly call him Babu.
Okay, welcome.
So, you are Sushil? Isn't it?
Yes, I am up till now.
What do you mean till now?
Then I'll become your son in law...
...then you can choose any name from Bubbly to Bhalla...
- ...I don't mind. - Okay.
Enough.
Folks.
No mom doesn't drink, but dad drank daily.
I wasn't asking about your dad's drinking...
...but about your parents.
Oh, say that. They are happy in the village.
[LAUGHING]
Tell me one thing.
If I offer 5 crores to you, would you leave my daughter's life forever?
Of course.
- Baby? - Of course not.
Of course not.
Sir, you can give me an offer to get out from her life...
...but how can you remove me from her heart?
Tell me.
My baby. Babu.
What if I accept your marriage proposal?
Then sir, the 5 crore which you were willing to give a while ago...
...I'll reinvest in your business and make it reach places.
Reach where?
That depends on the market, nobody can vouch for that.
But sir, I can guarantee you one thing...
...that your daughter is my daughter too.
- What? - Baby.
I mean I'll love your daughter just like you do.
I'll never hurt her.
Aww Babu.
[LAUGHING]
I like your honesty and smartness.
Thank you.
Fine, I accept this alliance.
[BELL TOLLING]
- Babu. - Thank you. Thank you, papa.
Hey just a minute.
But on one condition.
What?
- Which condition? - [DOORBELL]
Sushil must be back for the fuel money.
Hey Sushil you.
Hi handsome.
Hi.
I'll just change...
...my clothes and get back.
"Let me tease you again flirty."
"Let me be unreasonable, naughty."
"Let me tease you again flirty."
"Let me be unreasonable, naughty."
"Let me slightly quench the thirst."
"Let's wait till it overflows."
"Let me tease you again flirty."
"Let me be unreasonable, naughty. Let me tease you again flirty."
"Let me be unreasonable, naughty."
"You drink me drop by drop, You drink me drop by drop."
"Don't be shy."
"You rob me."
"Why to stop, why?"
"Don't interrupt or stop me while I make a fun."
"Let me tease you again flirty."
"Let me be unreasonable, naughty."
"Let me tease you again flirty. Let me be unreasonable, naughty."
"You're my love and my fantasy."
"You can call me that, I'm losing my sanity."
"You try me hard."
"Till when will I die?"
"Till when will I keep touching you?"
"Please don't deny."
"Let the gossip turn into a stormy."
"Let the story turn into steamy."
"Let me tease you again flirty."
"Let me be unreasonable, naughty."
"Let me tease you again flirty."
"Let me be unreasonable, naughty."
Hope brother's words aren't true.
- Hey, what happened? - [BIKE HONKING]
Did the boss come to know? Come on, hop on.
For a change, it wasn't the boss...
...but Kiran who was luring me.
Her naughty lusty moves, could even put Sunny Leone to shame.
Should I save myself or the towel?
I don't know what to do.
Hey leave all that.
Now neither do you have to worry about boss nor his sister...
...nor of losing the bungalow.
Just returned after a serious meeting with my future father-in-law.
What did he say?
He has accepted my marriage alliance.
Oh wow.
But he has a condition.
What is it?
Tell me sir, what's the condition?
Do I have to be a 'live-in son in law'?
Sure, say it. Kids usually dream of becoming a doctor or engineer...
...but it was my childhood dream to be a resident son in law.
No, it isn't that.
I don't have any bad vices like smoking or chewing tobacco.
- Why don't you say? - Yes pops.
No, it isn't about it.
But I'll have to ask.
You have already enquired all the data of my previous generations...
...what's left sir?
I have a guru, and all my decisions are made after consulting him...
...I don't even have a drop of water, get it?
If he says, then it's a yes, and if he say's no...
What if he say's no? Then what?
So, if his guru rejects you, is the game over?
It can't be over.
I'll woo the guru, after all I am the greatest swindler.
Wait and watch, tomorrows dawn...
...will bring golden rays.
Your mornings are too dangerous.
And now stop talking about Kiran.
Jigna is upset with me because of her.
You'll be sorted, but what about Jigna and I.
She has blocked me on the phone, emails and social media.
What do I do?
Leave everything aside, and come under my shelter, son.
[BELL TOLLING]
I have a brilliant master plan to woo Jigna.
Why hasn't Jigna come yet?
Yes, and boss will deduct her salary if she gets late.
Hey your attitude is so typical middle class...
...that you can only think of pension even when you're tensed.
She is here. She has come.
Listen Sushil, we have to anyhow convince her today.
[BACKGROUND MUSIC]
Just a minute, stop.
Jigna, please listen to me for once.
I don't have time.
He is going through a rough time...
...and it isn't as you are assuming.
No.
I have seen it with my own eyes.
Please Jigna, for once let me tell you the whole story.
Neither do I want to hear nor understand anything.
You'll have to listen.
Even Kasab was given a chance to explain by the Indian authorities.
Poor guy isn't a terrorist but is an Amdavadi.
- What? - Jigna please.
Please.
Please listen to me once. Please. One chance.
Thank you.
Come on say it.
Tell her.
Jigna...
...drink the tea.
Should I drink the tea!
Don't you know my choice?
Nor do you know my choice.
I am not what you assume me to be.
She is.
And what I saw?
Cream.
Watch this. Disgusting.
What are you doing?
It's an illusion. A confusion.
What confusion, tell me clearly.
- Dude, she just doesn't understand. - Just a minute. Relax.
Let me explain.
Look at this.
Look carefully. What's this?
Come on say it.
Tea.
He is Jaysukh.
Okay.
Very good.
Now I pour it in the saucer, okay.
So, what's left in the cup?
Half tea.
No...
...the half-truth.
The half truth of mine, which you refuse to hear.
Just a minute, take a chill pill. I am here to explain.
Look at this, what is it?
Saucer.
No, this is boss...
...to whom we have told the half-truth.
What's the complete truth?
That we both, in front of the boss..
Are partners.
Hey.
- Yes, we are partners. - No, no.
Baby I want to kiss you.
Leave. Don't lie.
- No, no. - He is butter to my bread.
Cheese to my macaroni.
We are incomplete without each other.
Our relationship is the sweetest.
- Come to me, darling. - Leave me.
Come to me darling.
Enough.
Enough of this.
Nonsense.
Jigna.
Jigna, please listen to me.
Dude, what did you just do?
Jigna.
Jigna, listen to me. It's all a lie.
- Sushil. - Yes.
What have you done? What did you just do?
Are you my friend or a foe?
I can't even abuse you enough.
Who the hell has planted you in my life?
Is it Pakistan, Dawood or China?
Who has conspired?
Shook the cup saucers and spilled the tea.
- Be quiet. - Bloody.
Now Jaysukh Hasmukh Jambusaria isn't going to spare you.
Leave me.
Listen to me.
Kunjbala was sitting inside.
- Kunjbala? - Hey. Stop.
Where are you going?
If boss gets to know, we'll be doomed...
...and both Jigna and you will lose your jobs.
But, what will I do now?
Jigna is gone.
Yes, buddy.
Okay listen, find another one.
- I won't spare you. - It was a joke.
Help. Help.
Witch Kunjbala. Save me.
What?
Are you saying the truth?
Absolutely.
I swear on this vermillion.
Not now. No.
What else did you see?
Jaysukh's partner took his hand and kissed it.
Like this.
Hey, come to the point.
Jaysukh's partner said, that you are...
[LAUGHING]
You are...
A saucer.
What? He called me a saucer.
Yes.
Just a minute.
But why was he discussing this with Jigna?
Kiran, my sister.
It doesn't matter to whom he said.
What he said is more important.
Now accept, that they are 'that'.
Forget him.
How can I forget?
Kiran.
Listen to me dear.
People are affected by the hazards of Saturn...
...but my life's Saturn is Jaysukh.
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
Tell me.
I'll be right there.
[BACKGROUND MUSIC]
Mansukh is here.
"Mansukh brother..."
Brother Mansukh.
My guru, my godfather.
Please sit down.
So, how are you?
How are you?
I am not fine.
But what's the matter?
I have some good news, if you agree...
...then I'll finalize it.
Why bother asking if it's good news?
My answer will always be affirmative.
What is it?
Engagement has been fixed.
What? At your age?
Society will ridicule.
How will Sweety react?
Not my engagement.
It's about Sweety's engagement.
I have found an excellent groom.
Wow. Then go ahead.
What does the boy do? How is he?
Boy is very smart. Talented.
Just like a boy doll.
Most important, has accepted to be a live-in son in law.
Very good, but be careful.
Can't trust the modern boys.
My sister liked a boy.
Then came to know the boy was That.
What do you mean, That?
That means That.
What does That mean?
Anyways, let it be.
Everyone is different.
Get Sweety engaged at an auspicious day.
But brother Mansukh, please meet the boy for once.
Why do I need to meet?
Sweety and you approved of him, that's enough.
No, no, promise me. You will have to meet him.
He is the groom.
Why are you shocked?
You'll get a current of 440 volts.
The boy whom Kiran liked, is his partner.
- Oh really. - Yes.
[LAUGHING]
Even I thought so...
...he must be a partner at a big company.
Not that kind of partner, the other kind.
Like which kind?
That means That.
Brother Mansukh, why are you babbling?
How do I explain you?
Just a minute.
My fingers are fatigued by sharing this video on loop.
Have a look. Watch his That antic.
[GUNSHOTS]
- I won't spare him. - Yes.
Such a deception to swindle me!
Yes.
Now just watch how I thrash him.
Oh, so much.
Tell me one thing.
How much do you love Sweety?
Much more than the water in lake Kankaria.
More than the water in lake Kankaria. Is it?
Yes.
Who else do you love apart from Sweety?
Can it ever be, what are you saying?
I have never eyed any other girl apart from Sweety...
...nor ever will.
And what at the boys?
Of course, now that's allowed. What are you saying?
How many partners do you have?
Partners? Oh.
Now what do I tell you?
There are many.
Even keep changing regularly.
Who are they?
No. No. I can't disclose that.
It's my business policy.
I am a sleeping partner at many places too.
At present whom are you living with?
Are you living with a partner?
Sir presently, he is much more than my partner.
Extremely special.
My closest friend, Jaysukh.
We both share.
What?
The apartment. What else?
Okay. So, are only both of you at home?
Yes. Or else we can't get privacy if there are more people.
So, who cooks at home?
Jaysukh.
Poor fellow...
...takes care of me as a wife.
Like a wife?
Yes. Absolutely.
Okay, can we begin now?
And if you don't mind, I'll carry a parcel too.
So that Jaysukh doesn't have to cook today.
Pack off for kitchen.
Oh, is it?
I'll get you packed off now.
Michael, Maruti, Mustafa.
What's all this?
Watch.
It's the brilliance of this, which I will not tolerate.
Get it.
Throw him out.
Help.
- Catch him. - Run.
Run. Hey water.
Stop, fatso. Where are you running?
Stop.
Run.
Mummy.
- Leave me. - Catch him.
Stout. Pervert.
I am saying the truth. I only love Sweety.
Shorty.
Hey look there.
This trick has become old.
Please forgive me, lord.
Don't stand. Catch him.
Have you ever heard anyone been thrashed under water?
Your boss will make our video viral by sharing it.
It's the consequences of your stupidity...
...bear it now.
- Bloody hell. - Leave.
Leave. Leave.
From riches to rag in a day...
...lost my Sweety too.
You lost Sweety and I lost Jigna, and we both lost our reputation.
Wonder which new disaster is awaiting.
[DOORBELL]
Who can it be at this hour?
Hope it isn't any fresh problem.
Slip disc.
Mom, you?
Here? Now?
Yes, it's me. Now.
If not now, then when should I have come?
Useless! Wicked!
You decided to marry without my permission.
So, when should I have come to you?
When you already have a baby.
Which wedding? Whose wedding?
Who informed you all this?
Just a moment.
Who gave you the address?
It's me.
Yes, I gave.
I called your revered mother here.
Come and see, your son has decided to marry and settle down.
Good for nothing!
Whom were you going to marry without my permission?
I have repeatedly warned you...
...that I want a cultured and 'well mannered' girl.
Yes, your daughter in law is, good manners personified.
Just a minute.
[LAUGHING]
He is shy. Sushil.
Hey Sushil.
Come out.
Come on. Come.
Hello.
- He? - Yes.
The nude is your daughter in law Sushil.
Drum roll in honor of the nude...
...conduct the turmeric ceremony for him...
...apply henna on our hands.
'Henna enhances the beauty' and nude went to of Gujarat'.
Oh my God! I have such a son!
Mom. Mom.
Hey naked guy, don't stand, go fetch water.
Mom please wait, listen to me.
I don't want to hear anything. I don't want to stay here.
Your presumptions are absolutely wrong. It's not at all that.
I am trying to explain since last night, mom, please understand.
I swear on you. Okay.
There isn't anything. You'll kill me for him!
I hated that ape since childhood.
Remember as a kid he ran off on a cycle with all your briefs.
You roamed around naked the entire day.
Shameless! Didn't he feel ashamed?
Mom I was 5 years old, what's to be shy about?
5 or 50, nude is nude.
I mean right now, things going on between you both now.
If news spreads to the village...
...nobody will be willing to marry your sister, shameless guy.
Mom, what you are presuming is not true at all.
To not let my boss, forcefully get me married to his sister, Kiran...
...Sushil faked the entire thing.
I am in love with someone else.
Oh, is she a girl?
Yes, mom. She is a girl. A real girl. Is she 'well mannered'?
- It isn't Sushil. Not Sushil. - No, she isn't 'well mannered?'
It isn't Sushil. It isn't Sushil.
Her name is Jigna.
Oh, I wasn't saying that.
I was asking, whether she was well cultured and well mannered.
Mom, she is pretty. Look at her picture.
Have a look.
[LAUGHING]
Wow, she is very sweet.
- Thank God. - Wow.
Do one thing, bring my daughter in law right away.
Till then ill cook some dessert.
But mom, she...
Oh no.
She doesn't even talk to me, and mom wants to meet her.
What do I do?
Jigna. Jigna.
Why are here?
Jigna please. Please listen to me for once.
Look, I beg of you. Don't create a scene here.
I am not interested.
You will have to hear me out.
Sushil and I faked the entire thing to prevent me from marrying Kiran.
And specially for you.
- For me? - Yes.
I didn't tell boss that I loved you, to save your job.
Then why didn't you confess the truth at the restaurant?
Sushil had to change the plan, as boss's favorite Kunjbala...
...was eavesdropping on us.
Jigna.
I'll quit my job.
Leave the city.
But if you refuse...
...I'll leave the world.
No please, don't say that.
Jigna please...
...I request you. Please come home once.
Mom is here.
She wants to meet you.
Please don't refuse. Please.
It was an imported set.
Broke the unbreakable set.
Jaysukh broke my heart and you're worried about the crockery.
Bro, he loves Jigna.
So, he faked the drama with Sushil.
Then why are you chasing him?
Leave him.
No.
I will never ever leave him.
You know my ego is snake like.
Whosoever I want...
...I'll get him anyhow...
...and if I don't get him, I'll ruin him.
You are right.
Jaysukh has duped Mansukh too.
I will break too.
Jaysukh. Jaysukh.
- Boss, what are you doing? - Hold. Break.
Break. Break it.
We'll break the crockeries...
...but won't spare Jaysukh.
Boss.
What's the count?
God bless my dear.
She is 'well mannered'.
Mom, please stop saying Sushil.
I didn't mean that.
I said my daughter in law is 'well mannered'.
Have you spoken to your parents about my son Jaysukh?
Mom. I am an orphan.
Oh no, don't ever say that.
Henceforth, I am your mom.
Please sit.
I'll cooked some desserts for you, I'll bring it.
Smarties.
Hey Sushil...
...what's wrong? Why are you sulking?
You got your Jigna.
But my Sweety isn't even picking up my call.
Trying calling from another number.
I tried calling from the milkman, newspaper guy and even the maid.
She disconnects as soon as I say, Sushil speaking.
She used to call and pamper me ten times a day...
...now she has washed off her hands with soap from me.
Don't worry, bro Sushil.
I'll convince Sweety.
[BACKGROUND MUSIC]
Friends. Attention! Attention!
I want to give you an auspicious surprise.
By my own expenses...
...I am getting Jaysukh married...
...to his partner cum lover, Sushil...
...tomorrow at my bungalow.
Boss, boss. What's all this?
Trying to be over smart Jaysukh!
Finally caught.
Boss.
Lied to me...
...now marry Sushil in reality.
And if you try any of your new tricks...
...then I'll frame you legally and put your behind bars for 20 years.
Boss, please have pity on me.
Okay 19 years. Get back to work.
Boss...
Attend the wedding or it will seem very vacant.
Boss...
What?
Jail for 19 years?
But for what?
Because boss knows all the secrets...
...now we have to get married forcibly...
...or else the poisonous stinged Jaysukh, will not spare us.
Oh, where am I trapped.
Not you, rather we are trapped.
It's all because of you.
Because of me?
It was entirely your idea, you're responsible for everything.
It happened while trying to save you.
Idea was yours...
- ...don't involve me. - I warned for before...
...Freeloader, I'll kill you.
Leave him.
- Babu, no. Babu no. - Calm down.
Leave me.
How can you both get married now?
Jigna just explained me, Babu.
But you are repeating it again.
No, you decide, you want to marry him or me...
...so at least I'll know what to shop.
Babu, I am clueless here.
If I die, I'll take you along. Remember that.
And how will you take me along?
As I am running off from here.
- Hey Jaysukh. - No Babu.
We are badly trapped.
What will we do now?
[DOORBELL]
I had something to say.
Is there anything left yet?
Won't you allow me in?
Whatever it is, say it here.
Let him in.
Yes, Jaysukh.
What do you want to say?
That, I...
I am willing to marry Kiran.
Is this a new joke?
No, no, it isn't a joke.
It's true.
The cover up with Sushil...
...you both know the truth.
Actually, it's Jigna.
I am ready to forget Jigna...
...forever.
Boss, I owe you in lakhs.
My sister is yet to be married...
...so boss...
...I can't afford to lose my job.
[INDISTINCT]
Anyway, I wasn't going to marry Sushil.
Boss, I promise you.
I'll make Kiran very happy.
Trust me.
Wow, come my son in law.
Watch it, the new boss of our store...
...the union of Jaysukh and Mansukh will be big hit.
Pundit, please chant the mantras.
[SANSKRIT CHANTS]
Please extend your hand.
Extend your hand too.
Place your hand in his.
[SANSKRIT CHANTS]
Make her wear the 'Mangal Sutra'.
Jigna, you?
Yes, it's me.
How do I look?
Rather ask what I felt?
I am shocked.
Boss, what kind of joke is this?
Surprise.
Crazy guy, what are you gaping wide eyed in astonishment?
By making you cry, and forcing you to marry...
...I don't want to commit a sin.
Go, enjoy your married life.
Astrological stars will never harass you again.
But boss, what about you?
Not even I.
Jigna looks good only with Jaysukh.
All the very best, friend.
Thank you, Kiran. Thank you, boss.
Thank you.
Leave me. Let me go from here.
I don't want to marry, please let me go.
Why have you carried me, tall brothers?
Let me go please.
I don't want to marry.
Jigna. Get up.
[BELL] "Mansukh brother..."
Get up.
Boss, please let the wedding conclude.
Shut up.
You'll have to marry Sushil.
You thought, I would forgive you?
I enjoy snatching the morsel from your mouth.
To hell with your morsel, I'll run off.
Make him sit here.
No, no.
Brother, this is not all right.
Not all right, but Jayukh's situation is tight!
Brother Mansukh, this doesn't suit you.
Sister Shobha, everything is fine.
Boss, please don't do this.
You accepted Jigna and now...
Hey that was gimmick.
Forget it.
But what we did was fake too.
So, enact the drama's finale.
Bring 'The End' to it.
Absolutely right.
Sushil has broken my daughter's heart too.
We can set an example to the society by punishing them...
...for such antics.
Yes. Pundit chant the mantras.
Boss. Boss please don't do this.
Jaysukh, make Sushil wear the mangal sutra.
No. Boss.
Please, please. We will give up our lives...
...But please stop this wedding.
I don't want to marry a boy.
- I love girls. - Do you want me to fall?
Oh no, what now?
"Mansukh brother..."
[LAUGHING]
This was a prank, bro.
I knew it from before.
Hey Jaysukh.
Relax. Relax.
Only Jigna will be your bride.
Boss, such a prank!
Yes, darling.
Just relax.
Kiran you too.
Sorry.
I had multiple heart attacks in just a few seconds.
Now whom you have given your heart, attack her.
Garland her and get married.
[LAUGHING]
Hey Sushil.
Come on, get married to my daughter now.
- Really? - Yes.
But where is Sweety?
Papa.
Baby.
Babu.
Okay, so shall we talk about dowry?
What?
I'm joking.
You got serious.
I don't want anything.
Papa.
- Hey Kiran. - Yes.
Why don't you get married too?
I mean grab the opportunity along.
What bro? But for that I need a groom.
Maggan's son Jaggan...
...I had selected him since long.
He is a great guy.
Hey Jaggan.
Jaggan.
Where is he?
Is his height matching?
Okay.
But on one condition.
- Papa. - What condition?
If you are willing to marry too.
Marry and me?
At this age?
But with whom?
With the one who is waiting for you with vermillion from far away?
Papa.
Brother, I know.
I know, she loves you from deep within as the seven seas.
So, join the gang.
I mean join the wedding altar.
Okay then.
If it is going to help someone.
I can't refuse.
I am ready.
Hey you.
You had hired me for only one wedding.
This seems to be a hall for community weddings.
Conduct the weddings.
I'll give you groups fees too.
Begin the ceremony, before the auspicious time passes by.
Wow, papa.
Come on, let's go.
Let's go.
[ANKLET CHIMES]
Smile please.
Finally, Jaysukh got caught by Jigna.
[CAMERA FLASH]
'And action...'
"Innocent boy has played a game..."
"He now has to sing songs for the God."
"Innocent boy has played a game..."
"He now has to sing songs for the God."
- "It got heavy." - "Yes."
- "And forced." - "Yes."
"Health, heart, money and everything goes away with my dear friend."
"Jaysukh got caught."
"My dear friend Jaysukh got caught."
"He didn't understand and he's unaware. That's how good he is."
"He forgot the route instead of going straight."
"He didn't understand and he's unaware. That's how good he is."
"He forgot the route instead of going straight."
"Even after telling him, he got stuck."
- "It got heavy." - "Yes."
- "And forced." - "Yes."
"Health, heart, money and everything goes away with my dear friend."
"Jaysukh got caught."
"My dear friend Jaysukh got caught."
"Got caught"
"My dear Jaysukh got caught."
"Jaysukh is about to get caught."
"He's been caught from all four sides."
"My dear Jaysukh got caught."