1 00:00:00,583 --> 00:00:01,958 -[phone ringing] -[wind blowing] 2 00:00:05,333 --> 00:00:07,041 -[Sharia] Hello? -Habibi, listen. 3 00:00:07,125 --> 00:00:10,875 I know you’re going to the mosque to pray, to find God, 4 00:00:10,958 --> 00:00:13,791 but I think there’s someone trying to find you. 5 00:00:13,875 --> 00:00:18,458 -I have information that there are… -[singers] ♪ Spies in the mosque ♪ 6 00:00:18,541 --> 00:00:20,041 ♪ Spies in the mosque ♪ 7 00:00:20,125 --> 00:00:21,291 ♪ Spies in the mosque ♪ 8 00:00:21,375 --> 00:00:24,208 ♪ Spies in the mosque Spies in the mosque ♪ 9 00:00:24,291 --> 00:00:25,500 ♪ Spies in the mosque ♪ 10 00:00:25,583 --> 00:00:28,416 -♪ Spies in the mosque… ♪ -There are spies in the mosque. 11 00:00:28,500 --> 00:00:31,750 ♪ They’re watching you… ♪ 12 00:00:31,833 --> 00:00:34,458 [singers] ♪ Spies in the mosque Spies in the mosque ♪ 13 00:00:34,541 --> 00:00:37,791 ♪ They watch you make wudu… ♪ 14 00:00:37,875 --> 00:00:40,583 [singers] ♪ Spies in the mosque Spies in the mosque ♪ 15 00:00:40,666 --> 00:00:43,875 ♪ They rearrange the shoes ♪ 16 00:00:43,958 --> 00:00:46,666 -[singers] ♪ Spies in the mosque ♪ -[Hussein] ♪ They rearrange my shoes… ♪ 17 00:00:46,750 --> 00:00:49,708 ♪ The shoes are never that neat… ♪ 18 00:00:49,791 --> 00:00:52,750 -[singers] ♪ Spies in the mosque ♪ -♪ The shoes are never that neat ♪ 19 00:00:52,833 --> 00:00:55,833 -♪ The shoes are never that… ♪ -[singers] ♪ Neat ♪ 20 00:00:55,916 --> 00:00:57,750 [Hussein] They must have been here. 21 00:00:57,833 --> 00:00:59,833 I’ve never seen it that organized. 22 00:01:00,666 --> 00:01:01,708 [distorted voice] Spies. 23 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:10,791 [Egyptian ney music playing] 24 00:01:19,541 --> 00:01:20,541 -Dad? -Fuck! 25 00:01:20,625 --> 00:01:22,083 Have you been standing here all night? 26 00:01:22,166 --> 00:01:24,791 [whispers] Shh! Rumi, when you're being surveilled, 27 00:01:24,875 --> 00:01:27,666 you must surveil back. I learned this in the army. 28 00:01:27,750 --> 00:01:29,583 Whoa! You were in the army? 29 00:01:29,666 --> 00:01:32,000 Of course, ya habibi. Every Egyptian man serves. 30 00:01:32,083 --> 00:01:34,625 Your father was a soldier for two years. 31 00:01:34,708 --> 00:01:36,291 L-Like you had a gun and stuff? 32 00:01:36,375 --> 00:01:37,375 [speaks Arabic] 33 00:01:37,458 --> 00:01:39,166 No, no. I wasn't in that department. 34 00:01:39,250 --> 00:01:42,833 They put me in accounting. Army accounting. 35 00:01:42,916 --> 00:01:45,916 The office can be a war zone, my son. 36 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:48,750 [co-worker, in Arabic] Is there ink for the HP printer? 37 00:01:48,833 --> 00:01:50,083 [co-worker 2] Is it lunchtime yet or what? 38 00:01:50,166 --> 00:01:52,291 [co-worker 3] Who wants to do team building exercises? 39 00:01:52,375 --> 00:01:54,250 -[doorbell rings] -[gasps, in English] Shh, get down. 40 00:01:54,333 --> 00:01:55,916 [groans] 41 00:01:57,458 --> 00:01:59,041 Astaghfirullah. 42 00:01:59,125 --> 00:02:02,041 -Dan! Dan the man! -Howdy, neighbor. 43 00:02:02,125 --> 00:02:05,083 I don't mean to be nosy, but do you like birds? 44 00:02:05,666 --> 00:02:09,458 I have eaten pigeon. Yes. [chuckles] 45 00:02:09,541 --> 00:02:11,875 Oh… [chuckles] I meant bird-watching. 46 00:02:11,958 --> 00:02:14,541 I heard something outside at 3:31 in the morning. 47 00:02:14,625 --> 00:02:17,375 Saw you in the trees with binoculars. 48 00:02:17,458 --> 00:02:19,833 Didn't know my neighbor was a birder, too! 49 00:02:19,916 --> 00:02:23,708 Ah, yes, yes. I look for owls every night. 50 00:02:23,791 --> 00:02:26,166 I open my window. I say, "Owl, where are you?" 51 00:02:26,250 --> 00:02:28,041 -She comes. -Fantastic! 52 00:02:28,125 --> 00:02:29,708 Why don't you come on by later? 53 00:02:29,791 --> 00:02:32,375 Have a beer. We'll talk birds. 54 00:02:32,458 --> 00:02:34,125 How's 2:17 work for you? 55 00:02:34,208 --> 00:02:37,458 Yes. I will see you then. We will talk about birds. 56 00:02:37,541 --> 00:02:41,166 Like Big Bird. Very good actor for a bird. 57 00:02:42,583 --> 00:02:44,375 Something terrible has happened. 58 00:02:44,458 --> 00:02:47,541 I've been invited to socialize with the FBI. 59 00:02:47,625 --> 00:02:48,875 They're onto us. 60 00:02:48,958 --> 00:02:51,125 -Onto us for what? -Oh, I don't know. 61 00:02:51,208 --> 00:02:55,375 Maybe for blowing things up at a vigil that was against blowing things up. 62 00:02:55,458 --> 00:02:56,875 What do you think, habibi? 63 00:02:56,958 --> 00:02:58,625 I thought I saw something! 64 00:02:58,708 --> 00:03:02,291 It reminded me of my father, like as if it was his ghost. 65 00:03:02,375 --> 00:03:04,500 But ghosts aren't real, so, uh… 66 00:03:04,583 --> 00:03:06,416 I am going to make it up to the neighbors. I promise. 67 00:03:06,500 --> 00:03:09,916 Mona, you are my smartest child. 68 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:14,541 Tell me everything you know about birds. 69 00:03:14,625 --> 00:03:17,291 -Sorry, what? -Birds! I need information. 70 00:03:17,375 --> 00:03:20,375 Names. Descriptions. What makes them sing? 71 00:03:20,458 --> 00:03:25,083 Why are the ones in Manhattan fearless? Why do they look at me like they know? 72 00:03:26,166 --> 00:03:29,000 Okay, um, well… 73 00:03:29,083 --> 00:03:33,500 I always thought it was kinda interesting that penguins are classified as birds, 74 00:03:33,583 --> 00:03:36,583 -but they can't fly. -Oh, this is good. Very good. 75 00:03:36,666 --> 00:03:38,750 Deep knowledge. "Pingwuin." 76 00:03:38,833 --> 00:03:40,375 "Pingwuin." 77 00:03:40,458 --> 00:03:43,291 Why are we worried? We didn't commit any crimes. 78 00:03:43,375 --> 00:03:46,416 Your uncle didn't commit a crime. He was just being him. 79 00:03:46,500 --> 00:03:50,666 Which is why, kids, it is very important that we never be ourselves. 80 00:03:50,750 --> 00:03:53,125 [in Arabic] Hussein, stop already. 81 00:03:53,208 --> 00:03:56,625 [in English] This is a time for us to be ourselves more than ever! 82 00:03:56,708 --> 00:03:58,250 We are representing. 83 00:03:58,333 --> 00:04:01,041 We are showing the people that we are about love. 84 00:04:01,125 --> 00:04:03,333 Love will get us in a supermax prison for life. 85 00:04:03,416 --> 00:04:06,208 No, no, no. This is why the FBI moved in across the street. 86 00:04:06,291 --> 00:04:11,750 He is waiting for us to make a mistake. No mistakes. No love. 87 00:04:12,541 --> 00:04:15,000 I've been thinking about what you've been saying, Baba. 88 00:04:15,083 --> 00:04:18,041 About hiding ourselves but also proving ourselves. 89 00:04:18,125 --> 00:04:22,791 About being American above all else, while burying our deepest desires. 90 00:04:22,875 --> 00:04:25,666 So I'm running for class president. 91 00:04:25,750 --> 00:04:27,916 -[sighs] You're perfect. -I know. 92 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:30,875 I've calculated all the risks, and the biggest one is Rumi. 93 00:04:30,958 --> 00:04:32,208 His code-switching sucks. 94 00:04:32,291 --> 00:04:34,166 -You know about code-switching? -Yes, dipshit. 95 00:04:34,250 --> 00:04:36,541 What do you think I do every time I leave the house? 96 00:04:36,625 --> 00:04:39,625 -Punch me in the dick? -We put on a different face for the world. 97 00:04:39,708 --> 00:04:41,958 Most kids in my class think I'm a straight-haired Italian. 98 00:04:42,041 --> 00:04:45,750 This is why you're my favorite, Mona. We will all be Italian! 99 00:04:45,833 --> 00:04:48,041 Mamma mia! Papà mia! 100 00:04:48,125 --> 00:04:51,500 Teta, we will tell people you are a grieving beekeeper. 101 00:04:51,583 --> 00:04:54,791 Buzz, buzz. Honey. Oh, is a bee a bird? 102 00:04:54,875 --> 00:04:58,000 -Nope. -Shit! But they both fly. [sighs] 103 00:04:58,083 --> 00:05:02,666 Sharia, habibi, let's bring Sharon back. We miss her. 104 00:05:02,750 --> 00:05:05,333 No! Listen to me right now, ya Hussein. 105 00:05:05,416 --> 00:05:09,791 Sharon is dead like Lady Di, God rest her beautiful soul. 106 00:05:09,875 --> 00:05:14,083 Habibi Rumi, I want you to study America's favorite white people. 107 00:05:14,166 --> 00:05:17,000 Their most beautiful, their bravest. 108 00:05:17,083 --> 00:05:20,500 Rudy Giuliani. Be like him. Learn him. Study. 109 00:05:20,583 --> 00:05:25,208 White is right. Rumi, learn how to code-switch. 110 00:05:25,291 --> 00:05:29,500 Our lives depend on it. This is war. 111 00:05:30,083 --> 00:05:31,291 [co-worker, in Arabic] Who wants to grab lunch now? 112 00:05:31,375 --> 00:05:34,208 Someone get me the PowerPoint from wherever they buried it now! 113 00:05:34,291 --> 00:05:37,291 Look, I'm not upset… but who took my food from the fridge? 114 00:05:37,958 --> 00:05:39,333 [muttering in Arabic] 115 00:05:40,041 --> 00:05:42,250 [in English] ♪ Hello, hello, neighbors ♪ 116 00:05:42,333 --> 00:05:45,125 ♪ You're afraid of us near you ♪ 117 00:05:45,208 --> 00:05:47,833 ♪ But the only blood we want ♪ 118 00:05:47,916 --> 00:05:50,750 ♪ Is to bleed red, white, and blue ♪ 119 00:05:50,833 --> 00:05:53,541 ♪ I know you think we're scary ♪ 120 00:05:53,625 --> 00:05:56,083 ♪ But I swear to you we're fun ♪ 121 00:05:56,166 --> 00:05:58,666 ♪ We will prove to you our love ♪ 122 00:05:58,750 --> 00:06:01,500 ♪ We will be number one ♪ 123 00:06:01,583 --> 00:06:07,500 ♪ Number one family in USA ♪ 124 00:06:07,583 --> 00:06:10,333 [all] ♪ Number one happy family ♪ 125 00:06:10,416 --> 00:06:12,458 ♪ USA ♪ 126 00:06:12,541 --> 00:06:14,083 [tires screeching] 127 00:06:14,166 --> 00:06:15,791 [sobbing] 128 00:06:15,875 --> 00:06:17,666 Please don't shoot! 129 00:06:17,750 --> 00:06:19,750 Take the boy. 130 00:06:19,833 --> 00:06:21,833 ♪ I'm Slim Shady Yeah, I'm the real Shady ♪ 131 00:06:21,916 --> 00:06:24,125 ♪ All you other Slim Shadys Are just imitating ♪ 132 00:06:24,208 --> 00:06:26,708 ♪ So won't the real Slim Shady Please stand up ♪ 133 00:06:26,791 --> 00:06:29,041 ♪ Please stand up, please stand up ♪ 134 00:06:29,125 --> 00:06:30,916 -What are you doing? -I'm code-switching. 135 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:34,000 As Caucasian king, Eminem. [chuckles] Duh. 136 00:06:34,083 --> 00:06:37,750 -[computer beeping] -Huh? W-What's that? 137 00:06:37,833 --> 00:06:41,541 [computer beeping] 138 00:06:41,625 --> 00:06:44,041 "You are in violation of criminal copyright law 139 00:06:44,125 --> 00:06:45,916 for illegally downloading music. 140 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:48,791 We will find you, and you will be prosecuted. 141 00:06:48,875 --> 00:06:51,875 And anyone you give this music to will be prosecuted, too. 142 00:06:51,958 --> 00:06:54,208 Contact the FBI immediately. 143 00:06:54,291 --> 00:06:56,291 Love, George W. Bush." 144 00:06:56,375 --> 00:06:58,375 Anyone you give this music to? 145 00:06:58,458 --> 00:07:01,125 Didn't you give that mix CD to your teacher? 146 00:07:01,208 --> 00:07:03,000 -You're busted, bro. -What? 147 00:07:03,083 --> 00:07:05,083 Looks like you're breaking the law together. 148 00:07:05,166 --> 00:07:07,291 And it's not even for fucking. 149 00:07:10,416 --> 00:07:11,416 [belches] 150 00:07:17,333 --> 00:07:20,500 [Arabic DMX] ♪ There was Mohammad Aziz, Abdul-Wahid ♪ 151 00:07:20,583 --> 00:07:23,333 ♪ Waled, Shareef, Majid, Wakeed ♪ 152 00:07:23,416 --> 00:07:25,291 ♪ What these bitches want From this country? ♪ 153 00:07:28,125 --> 00:07:29,041 [siren wails] 154 00:07:29,125 --> 00:07:31,166 [officer, on loudspeaker] We're watching your every move. 155 00:07:31,250 --> 00:07:32,250 [gasps] 156 00:07:33,666 --> 00:07:36,958 The police, they're onto me. Okay, they know about the files. 157 00:07:37,041 --> 00:07:39,958 And I just gotta get the disc from Mrs. Malcolm. 158 00:07:40,041 --> 00:07:41,375 I'll save her. 159 00:07:43,791 --> 00:07:46,583 [students chatter indistinctly] 160 00:07:49,625 --> 00:07:50,750 [music glitches] 161 00:07:52,041 --> 00:07:53,625 -[music stops] -[sighs] 162 00:07:54,916 --> 00:07:56,791 -Good morning, class. -[Rumi yelps] 163 00:07:56,875 --> 00:07:59,250 Oh, Rumi, what are you doing by my desk? 164 00:07:59,333 --> 00:08:02,041 Hi, uh, Ms. Malcolm. I was, uh, just gonna ask 165 00:08:02,125 --> 00:08:04,333 if I could borrow the CD that I made you back. 166 00:08:04,416 --> 00:08:07,833 You know, 'cause, um, I just wanted to add a few songs to it. 167 00:08:07,916 --> 00:08:09,708 No! Absolutely no. 168 00:08:09,791 --> 00:08:12,625 -I think it's illegal. -I didn't break the law, I swear. 169 00:08:12,708 --> 00:08:16,041 It's illegal how good you are at curating emotions. 170 00:08:16,125 --> 00:08:17,416 It's dangerous. 171 00:08:17,500 --> 00:08:19,541 Please, Rumi, sit. 172 00:08:19,625 --> 00:08:22,916 I can't talk about your masterful ability to find flow between songs 173 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:24,666 despite them being different genres. 174 00:08:24,750 --> 00:08:28,500 Or the way you stagger a playlist into a perfect album 175 00:08:28,583 --> 00:08:30,083 as if it were always that way. 176 00:08:30,166 --> 00:08:33,500 They way you make it so I can't hear any of these songs out of context 177 00:08:33,583 --> 00:08:37,458 without thinking of the one that comes after it in your perfect design. 178 00:08:37,541 --> 00:08:40,250 We can't discuss this. We need to start class. 179 00:08:40,916 --> 00:08:41,958 -[claps] -Okay, class, 180 00:08:42,041 --> 00:08:45,083 today we're gonna be studying a new subject. 181 00:08:45,166 --> 00:08:47,833 Terrorism. This will replace math. 182 00:08:47,916 --> 00:08:50,208 -Fuck yeah! I hate math! -Wazzup! 183 00:08:50,291 --> 00:08:53,583 Right now, our President is really stressed out. 184 00:08:54,166 --> 00:08:55,666 So for our first assignment, 185 00:08:55,750 --> 00:08:58,666 we will all be writing patriotic letters to the President. 186 00:08:58,750 --> 00:09:02,708 -Due tomorrow. -[students cheering] 187 00:09:02,791 --> 00:09:05,666 Okay, now I'm sure some of you have heard of 188 00:09:05,750 --> 00:09:09,916 "See something, say something." 189 00:09:11,500 --> 00:09:15,125 Even the smallest thing that you see and you say 190 00:09:15,208 --> 00:09:17,375 could stop a terrorist attack. 191 00:09:17,458 --> 00:09:21,166 So here are some examples of things that are somethings. 192 00:09:21,250 --> 00:09:24,416 Um, a Muslim person, a Muslim child, 193 00:09:24,500 --> 00:09:28,000 people in headscarves, people holding Qurans, 194 00:09:28,083 --> 00:09:30,583 tiny carpets, big carpets, 195 00:09:30,666 --> 00:09:32,708 any carpet that doesn't look like an American carpet. 196 00:09:32,791 --> 00:09:35,083 Because American carpets are plain, right? 197 00:09:35,166 --> 00:09:37,000 They're fuzzy, they're one color. 198 00:09:37,083 --> 00:09:40,791 Other carpets have patterns. They're intimidating to look at. 199 00:09:40,875 --> 00:09:42,625 You might get dizzy. [chuckles] 200 00:09:42,708 --> 00:09:44,208 That is one of their tactics. 201 00:09:44,291 --> 00:09:47,250 -What if you hear something? -No, Dale. 202 00:09:47,333 --> 00:09:50,333 -You have to see it. -[knocks on door] 203 00:09:50,416 --> 00:09:51,625 Jeez. 204 00:09:51,708 --> 00:09:54,541 Hey, Kathy, can I borrow your boom box for class? 205 00:09:54,625 --> 00:09:56,333 Sure, Trish. It's right on the desk. 206 00:09:57,916 --> 00:10:00,791 Oh, and take that new mix CD Rumi here made for me. 207 00:10:00,875 --> 00:10:03,791 -It's poppin'. -Oh, my God. 208 00:10:06,833 --> 00:10:08,375 I have to use the bathroom! 209 00:10:09,750 --> 00:10:11,625 -[door opens] -Was that something? 210 00:10:11,708 --> 00:10:13,250 Shut the fuck up, Dale. 211 00:10:13,333 --> 00:10:15,541 [Egyptian techno music playing] 212 00:10:20,750 --> 00:10:25,333 At 5'8, from Egypt's Al-Azhar University, 213 00:10:25,416 --> 00:10:28,291 but originally from Chechnya, 214 00:10:28,375 --> 00:10:33,875 give it up for Imam Mohana-na-na-na-na-na-na-nad! 215 00:10:34,708 --> 00:10:36,833 Yeah, thanks, habibi! 216 00:10:36,916 --> 00:10:39,500 Prayer starts in ten. Thanks, beloveds. 217 00:10:40,250 --> 00:10:42,166 You're in the wrong section. [speaks Arabic] 218 00:10:47,250 --> 00:10:49,791 There's an interesting hijab. 219 00:10:49,875 --> 00:10:52,250 It looks like it's never been used before. 220 00:10:52,333 --> 00:10:54,875 And so loose. It should be tighter. 221 00:10:54,958 --> 00:10:58,333 -Oh, thank you. -It wasn't a compliment. 222 00:10:58,416 --> 00:11:01,125 Who are you? I've never seen you here before. 223 00:11:01,208 --> 00:11:03,916 Sinners usually try and come on Eid to save themselves, 224 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:06,208 but it's not a holiday today, is it? 225 00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:09,458 Unless I didn't look at the moon right. Oh, wait, I did. 226 00:11:09,541 --> 00:11:13,375 I always look at the moon right. So why are you here? 227 00:11:13,458 --> 00:11:15,125 Oh, I just came to talk to the imam. 228 00:11:15,208 --> 00:11:17,291 Ah, let me guess. Someone died? 229 00:11:17,375 --> 00:11:20,541 -Yes, actually. My father. -Hmm, knew it. 230 00:11:20,625 --> 00:11:22,708 Why don't you mention that you killed me? 231 00:11:22,791 --> 00:11:24,916 -Killer daughter! -Get away from me! 232 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:26,416 [Grandpa coughing] 233 00:11:26,500 --> 00:11:28,541 -Sorry! Gosh! -[snaps fingers] 234 00:11:28,625 --> 00:11:30,500 [yelps] No, I'm sorry! Not to you! 235 00:11:30,583 --> 00:11:33,458 See you next time someone dies and you realize there's no one else 236 00:11:33,541 --> 00:11:37,083 but the most gracious, most merciful almighty Allah. Okay? 237 00:11:38,416 --> 00:11:40,250 As-salaam alaikum, sister. 238 00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:41,708 I couldn't help but notice 239 00:11:41,791 --> 00:11:45,083 that you were having a very heated conversation with Nabeela. 240 00:11:45,166 --> 00:11:47,791 Were you two discussing future plans? 241 00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:50,333 Uh, no. We don't really know each other. 242 00:11:50,416 --> 00:11:52,083 But weren't you at the vigil last night, 243 00:11:52,166 --> 00:11:55,000 you know, blowing things up? Inshallah. 244 00:11:55,083 --> 00:11:56,208 [groans] You know about that? 245 00:11:56,291 --> 00:11:59,166 Yes. And I support you. 246 00:11:59,250 --> 00:12:02,000 Honestly, my baba made me do it. 247 00:12:02,083 --> 00:12:05,958 -Ah, we all have our reasons. -Yes. That is why I came here, 248 00:12:06,041 --> 00:12:08,875 to get the strength to go back there today. 249 00:12:08,958 --> 00:12:11,458 -To finish the job? -Uh, I guess. 250 00:12:11,541 --> 00:12:14,000 I just thought if I brought some food and my family, 251 00:12:14,083 --> 00:12:16,250 they wouldn't think I was up to anything bad. 252 00:12:16,333 --> 00:12:19,000 Oh, yes, families are great covers. 253 00:12:19,083 --> 00:12:20,416 I'd love to go with you. 254 00:12:20,500 --> 00:12:22,916 To make sure it's a success. [chuckles] Inshallah. 255 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:24,125 Oh, would you really? 256 00:12:24,208 --> 00:12:26,625 It hasn't been easy for me to make friends here, 257 00:12:26,708 --> 00:12:29,166 and I could really use a friend for this. 258 00:12:29,250 --> 00:12:31,875 Where are you from, by the way? I have never heard that accent before. 259 00:12:31,958 --> 00:12:34,541 Oh. [chuckles] I'm from Mecca. Straight from the source. 260 00:12:34,625 --> 00:12:36,583 Right down the street from the Kaaba. 261 00:12:36,666 --> 00:12:39,166 Here's my card. My name's Carol. 262 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:43,458 [whispers] Check one, check two. The biscuit is in the oven. 263 00:12:43,541 --> 00:12:46,375 I repeat, the biscuit is in the oven. 264 00:12:47,333 --> 00:12:51,291 Uh, don't mind me. [chuckles] Just here adjusting the light of God. 265 00:12:52,166 --> 00:12:54,208 -[suspenseful music playing] -[school bell rings] 266 00:12:56,083 --> 00:12:58,541 No! N-No! No, no. 267 00:12:58,625 --> 00:13:00,000 Don't lock the door! No! 268 00:13:00,083 --> 00:13:01,041 Ah, shit! 269 00:13:01,125 --> 00:13:05,291 Oh, shit, shit, shit, shi… [groans] 270 00:13:08,125 --> 00:13:09,458 Forgot you're Muslim and don't drink beers. 271 00:13:09,541 --> 00:13:12,625 I figured, instead, we could drink milk. Unless that's offensive. 272 00:13:12,708 --> 00:13:14,708 Are you guys the ones that worship cows? 273 00:13:14,791 --> 00:13:17,500 [laughing] Oh, no, no, no. That is the Hindus. 274 00:13:17,583 --> 00:13:20,916 We? We hate cows. And we love beer. 275 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,458 Okay. Beers it is. 276 00:13:23,291 --> 00:13:25,291 [straining] 277 00:13:25,375 --> 00:13:26,375 Here, let me. 278 00:13:30,291 --> 00:13:32,958 Mmm, very good. Very delicious beer. 279 00:13:33,041 --> 00:13:34,916 Glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug. 280 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:37,916 So how long you been watching birds? 281 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:41,250 Oh, a very long time. I love how they fly. 282 00:13:41,333 --> 00:13:45,583 But I find myself disappointed by the penguin. Don't you? 283 00:13:45,666 --> 00:13:49,166 A bird that doesn't fly, very inappropriate. 284 00:13:49,250 --> 00:13:51,250 What in the fuck? And why are you here? 285 00:13:51,333 --> 00:13:52,875 -[chuckles] -Why are you here? 286 00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:56,083 Your boy seems like a great kid. 287 00:13:56,166 --> 00:13:58,416 Sure loves riding that scooter, doesn't he? 288 00:13:58,500 --> 00:14:00,000 Ah, you see Rumi. [chuckles] 289 00:14:00,083 --> 00:14:03,875 W-What can you see from your window exactly other than bird? 290 00:14:03,958 --> 00:14:06,125 Oh, I see every single thing in your house. 291 00:14:06,208 --> 00:14:09,458 And I have a reason for that that I'm gonna come clean about. 292 00:14:09,541 --> 00:14:11,583 [stammers] The penguin? 293 00:14:12,625 --> 00:14:15,583 My wife left me last summer and took the boys. 294 00:14:15,666 --> 00:14:17,625 And that's why I look out. 295 00:14:17,708 --> 00:14:19,791 Because there's nothing to look in at. 296 00:14:20,416 --> 00:14:23,333 -Fuck. -[sighs] I'm very sorry to hear that. 297 00:14:23,416 --> 00:14:24,416 Very apologize. 298 00:14:24,500 --> 00:14:26,833 Yeah. She said I had a drinking problem. 299 00:14:26,916 --> 00:14:28,875 Which isn't true. It was pills. 300 00:14:28,958 --> 00:14:31,958 Ah, yes, pills. Very good addiction. 301 00:14:32,041 --> 00:14:33,458 Very American addiction. 302 00:14:33,541 --> 00:14:36,750 I have trouble sleeping, and I have rage issues. 303 00:14:36,833 --> 00:14:39,750 -But I'm a good man. -You are the best man. 304 00:14:40,333 --> 00:14:43,750 Good-looking, good shoulders. You are Dan. 305 00:14:43,833 --> 00:14:46,875 If you know any single ladies, and you wanna set me up, 306 00:14:46,958 --> 00:14:48,041 I'd be open to it. 307 00:14:48,125 --> 00:14:50,791 You know, uh, maybe even someone from your mosque. 308 00:14:50,875 --> 00:14:52,416 Who do you know at your mosque? 309 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:56,541 Oh, I-I don't really go to the mosque. I'm not a religious person. 310 00:14:56,625 --> 00:14:58,083 -But your wife is, right? -My wife? 311 00:14:58,166 --> 00:15:00,166 [laughs] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 312 00:15:00,250 --> 00:15:04,541 Oh. I'm sorry, I just assumed because of the, uh, you know, headscarf. 313 00:15:04,625 --> 00:15:07,875 Oh, no, no, no. That? [laughing] No. 314 00:15:07,958 --> 00:15:10,750 She has cancer. [chuckles] 315 00:15:10,833 --> 00:15:13,250 -Really? -Maybe. [sneezes] 316 00:15:13,500 --> 00:15:14,791 -[in Arabic] Bless you. -[in English] What? 317 00:15:15,791 --> 00:15:18,083 -Here. -Uh, thanks you. [blows nose] 318 00:15:18,166 --> 00:15:20,875 Give me that. Germ freak, party of one, that's me. 319 00:15:20,958 --> 00:15:23,791 Okay. [laughs] Um, I'm going to go home now. 320 00:15:23,875 --> 00:15:26,833 Allergy pills. Uh, I love pills, too. 321 00:15:26,916 --> 00:15:28,958 Very bad allergy pill problem. Very, very bad. 322 00:15:29,041 --> 00:15:31,791 -You didn't finish your beer. -Oh, yes, my beer. 323 00:15:31,875 --> 00:15:36,333 I will take it to my wife to help her with her cancer. 324 00:15:36,416 --> 00:15:38,125 -[suspenseful music playing] -[screams] 325 00:15:40,458 --> 00:15:41,625 [gulps] 326 00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:44,916 -[music stops] -Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 327 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:46,875 [music resumes] 328 00:15:46,958 --> 00:15:48,208 [screams, exhales] 329 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,750 [screams, gasps] 330 00:15:59,833 --> 00:16:01,166 -Hi. -Why aren't you writing 331 00:16:01,250 --> 00:16:02,625 your letter to the President? 332 00:16:02,708 --> 00:16:06,333 And wait a minute. Why are you using windows instead of doors? 333 00:16:06,416 --> 00:16:09,083 Windows are suspicious. Doors are regular. 334 00:16:09,166 --> 00:16:10,458 Windows aren't suspicious. 335 00:16:10,541 --> 00:16:13,583 People use windows to get into rooms a-all the time. 336 00:16:13,666 --> 00:16:15,916 No, they don't. [yelps] Oh, it's happening! 337 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:18,125 It's happening! I'm seeing something! 338 00:16:18,208 --> 00:16:19,958 I'm saying something! 339 00:16:20,041 --> 00:16:21,875 -No, no! This isn't something! -[buzzes] 340 00:16:21,958 --> 00:16:25,333 Something, something, something. I mean, wha-- 341 00:16:25,416 --> 00:16:28,958 Look, it's a… just a fistful of somethings, and they're all about you. 342 00:16:29,041 --> 00:16:31,666 I could line my fuckin' snake cage with these. 343 00:16:31,750 --> 00:16:32,750 Maybe I will. 344 00:16:32,833 --> 00:16:35,625 But now here you are breaking into Ms. McBride's class. 345 00:16:35,708 --> 00:16:39,208 -The fuck, dude? -I know, but it's not what you think. 346 00:16:39,291 --> 00:16:41,375 Don't worry. I know you're innocent. 347 00:16:41,458 --> 00:16:42,333 -You do? -Yeah. 348 00:16:42,416 --> 00:16:44,583 But I gotta put on a certain kind of face here at school. 349 00:16:44,666 --> 00:16:46,458 Everyone's, you know, worried about Muslims. 350 00:16:46,541 --> 00:16:48,833 You're Muslim, but, look, I know the truth. 351 00:16:48,916 --> 00:16:52,875 -9/11 was an inside job. -What? 352 00:16:52,958 --> 00:16:55,666 We blew up those towers and we took out the Pentagon. 353 00:16:55,750 --> 00:16:58,416 And then they decided to blame it on Osama bin Laden, 354 00:16:58,500 --> 00:17:01,250 who, by the way, is a fuckin' struggling actor 355 00:17:01,333 --> 00:17:03,541 who was chosen to play the role of terrorist. 356 00:17:03,625 --> 00:17:06,666 He's not even Arab, guy. He's from Queens. Okay? 357 00:17:06,750 --> 00:17:10,291 My best friend's mom took his virginity, and I'm not fuckin' joking right now. 358 00:17:10,375 --> 00:17:12,875 They say he's in a fucking cave? Fuck no! 359 00:17:12,958 --> 00:17:16,458 He's definitively at the Bellagio eating shrimp with Michael Bay. 360 00:17:16,541 --> 00:17:19,833 This goes to the fuckin' top, bro. The very fuckin' top! 361 00:17:19,916 --> 00:17:22,458 I just want you to know, Rumi, you're in good hands. 362 00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:25,541 You're safe right now. I am not gonna let them get to you. 363 00:17:26,666 --> 00:17:29,250 So I don't have to worry about that FBI warning I got 364 00:17:29,333 --> 00:17:31,083 -about illegally downloading music? -[slams table] 365 00:17:31,166 --> 00:17:32,666 You illegally downloaded music? 366 00:17:32,750 --> 00:17:34,291 Yeah. I-Is that bad? 367 00:17:34,375 --> 00:17:35,750 That's worse than bad. 368 00:17:35,833 --> 00:17:37,416 Illegally downloading music 369 00:17:37,500 --> 00:17:41,083 is the one thing the government does not fuck around with. 370 00:17:41,166 --> 00:17:42,583 There was a kid just a couple towns over, 371 00:17:42,666 --> 00:17:45,375 he got 25 years for downloading the whole Backstreet Boys album. 372 00:17:45,458 --> 00:17:46,333 No parole. 373 00:17:46,416 --> 00:17:49,375 The word is he just went totally fucking insane in prison. 374 00:17:49,458 --> 00:17:50,458 He tried to eat his own head. 375 00:17:50,541 --> 00:17:53,000 I just made a sweet mix CD for Mrs. Malcolm, 376 00:17:53,083 --> 00:17:54,875 -that's it. -You're gonna take Kathy down, too? 377 00:17:54,958 --> 00:17:57,208 No, sir! No. Not on my watch. 378 00:17:57,291 --> 00:17:59,791 -You gotta destroy that CD. -That's what I've been trying to do. 379 00:17:59,875 --> 00:18:02,791 -I just… I don't know where it is. -Screens! 380 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:07,166 You have cameras everywhere? Is that legal? 381 00:18:07,250 --> 00:18:08,500 It absolutely is not. 382 00:18:08,583 --> 00:18:11,458 But here it is. Bingo! It's on Mrs. Malcolm's desk. 383 00:18:11,541 --> 00:18:13,125 Looks like another teacher brought it back. 384 00:18:13,208 --> 00:18:14,875 -[tape rewinds] -[pop music playing] 385 00:18:15,916 --> 00:18:18,375 -Y-You made this mix? -Yes. 386 00:18:18,458 --> 00:18:19,875 That's a very sexy mix. 387 00:18:19,958 --> 00:18:21,500 [music continues] 388 00:18:22,791 --> 00:18:24,958 [Jeff] There, right there. It's in the safe. 389 00:18:25,041 --> 00:18:26,416 Never been able to crack that one. 390 00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:29,833 Well, you only have one option. You have to blow up the school. 391 00:18:29,916 --> 00:18:31,250 -Sorry, what? -[slams table] 392 00:18:31,333 --> 00:18:33,583 They're lookin' for a reason to put you away! 393 00:18:33,666 --> 00:18:36,166 This fuckin' mix CD? They'll put you away for life. 394 00:18:36,250 --> 00:18:39,416 Okay, so to prove that I'm not a terrorist, 395 00:18:39,500 --> 00:18:41,208 I have to blow up a building? 396 00:18:41,291 --> 00:18:44,666 [laughing] Yep. Life can be pretty ironic. 397 00:18:44,750 --> 00:18:47,583 -[school bell rings] -I gotta save everybody. 398 00:18:50,458 --> 00:18:51,416 [in Arabic] Rumi, come! 399 00:18:51,500 --> 00:18:53,791 [in English] Go put on some nice clothes for our family apology! 400 00:18:53,875 --> 00:18:56,000 I have baked a pie because Americans love pie 401 00:18:56,083 --> 00:18:58,458 like that movie they just made about how much they love pie. 402 00:18:58,541 --> 00:19:00,333 We will take it to your friend who lost his grandpa. 403 00:19:00,416 --> 00:19:04,000 Okay, Ma. Just gonna go dye my hair! So that I can apologize! 404 00:19:05,666 --> 00:19:08,375 Mom, who's that woman standing in the front of our house? 405 00:19:08,458 --> 00:19:11,375 Oh, that is my new friend Carol from the mosque. 406 00:19:11,458 --> 00:19:12,458 What is she doing? 407 00:19:12,541 --> 00:19:15,750 She take picture of everything. She loves photography. 408 00:19:15,833 --> 00:19:18,708 Shit! Only the FBI likes photography! 409 00:19:18,791 --> 00:19:21,375 -Stop being so paranoid. -Art is bad. 410 00:19:22,166 --> 00:19:26,291 [whispers] Sparrow is on the branch, and husband is watching. Over. 411 00:19:28,666 --> 00:19:31,958 [panting] Okay. Where are we, Lamb? Talk to me. 412 00:19:32,041 --> 00:19:34,166 -[tapping keys] -Good news, I erased your hard drive. 413 00:19:34,250 --> 00:19:37,125 Bad news, FBI says it doesn't matter if you erased your hard drive. 414 00:19:37,208 --> 00:19:38,583 They know the CD's out there. 415 00:19:38,666 --> 00:19:41,625 "See something, say something"… it's eradicated all laws. 416 00:19:41,708 --> 00:19:45,333 The FBI saw something, and now they're gonna do something to this family. 417 00:19:45,416 --> 00:19:48,500 And to Mrs. Malcolm. You've gotta destroy that CD! 418 00:19:48,583 --> 00:19:51,625 No! It's in Ms. Malcolm's safe. What are we gonna do? 419 00:19:51,708 --> 00:19:54,958 We need options, Lamby. Options! 420 00:19:55,041 --> 00:19:57,916 -Blow up the school? -Oh, look who's been talking to Jeff. 421 00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,333 -Who's Jeff? -Are you even on my side? 422 00:20:00,416 --> 00:20:03,000 Maybe not. You should probably just kill me already. 423 00:20:03,083 --> 00:20:07,125 You know what? I've been so concerned with what everyone else is seeing, 424 00:20:07,208 --> 00:20:09,750 but what about me? What about what I've seen? 425 00:20:09,833 --> 00:20:12,708 I've seen a lot, and I have a lot to say. 426 00:20:12,791 --> 00:20:16,666 And I'm gonna say it to the president. I'm gonna write him my letter. 427 00:20:16,750 --> 00:20:19,666 And I'm gonna tell him exactly what I've been seeing. 428 00:20:20,583 --> 00:20:23,125 [dial-up service beeping] 429 00:20:23,625 --> 00:20:25,333 ["Stan" playing on computer] 430 00:20:32,666 --> 00:20:33,666 [message chimes] 431 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:38,583 [music continues] 432 00:20:38,666 --> 00:20:39,791 [Rumi rapping] ♪ Dear George ♪ 433 00:20:39,875 --> 00:20:41,875 ♪ They said if I see something That I should say ♪ 434 00:20:41,958 --> 00:20:44,958 ♪ Well, these eyes have seen a lot In just a few short days ♪ 435 00:20:45,041 --> 00:20:48,208 ♪ I been breakin' the law In so many ways ♪ 436 00:20:48,291 --> 00:20:51,333 ♪ Been starin' at my teacher Tryna suck her titt-ays ♪ 437 00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:53,750 ♪ I know it's illegal But I can't be stopped ♪ 438 00:20:53,833 --> 00:20:56,833 ♪ Am I the reason That the towers dropped? ♪ 439 00:20:56,916 --> 00:20:59,958 ♪ I been livin' in ignorance I'm fillin' with doubt ♪ 440 00:21:00,041 --> 00:21:02,875 ♪ "Allahu Akbar!" I heard my mom shout ♪ 441 00:21:02,958 --> 00:21:06,125 ♪ Is she saying "God is great" Or is she wishin' us illness? ♪ 442 00:21:06,208 --> 00:21:09,000 ♪ Don't wanna be bad But I just gotta spill this ♪ 443 00:21:09,083 --> 00:21:12,250 ♪ My neighbor is suspicious And he's filling us with ill will ♪ 444 00:21:12,333 --> 00:21:14,916 ♪ Feel like if Neo Had taken the blue pill ♪ 445 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:18,208 ♪ I don't even know What The Matrix is about ♪ 446 00:21:18,291 --> 00:21:21,375 ♪ Every time I watch it I have so much more doubt ♪ 447 00:21:21,458 --> 00:21:24,166 ♪ I don't who I am I don't know what to do ♪ 448 00:21:24,250 --> 00:21:26,875 ♪ But that's why I'm singin' to you ♪ 449 00:21:27,458 --> 00:21:29,458 -♪ Here I am, your biggest fan ♪ -[thunderclap] 450 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:31,416 ♪ Doubting Rama-dan ♪ 451 00:21:33,875 --> 00:21:37,500 [singer] ♪ The morning rain Clouds up my window ♪ 452 00:21:37,583 --> 00:21:39,791 ♪ And I can't see at all ♪ 453 00:21:39,875 --> 00:21:40,958 ♪ And even if-- ♪ 454 00:21:41,041 --> 00:21:43,541 -[music stops] -Rumi, WYATDDDI. 455 00:21:43,625 --> 00:21:45,666 Whatever you're about to do, don't do it. 456 00:21:45,750 --> 00:21:47,791 Garrett, it's not what you think. 457 00:21:48,916 --> 00:21:50,666 I think you're about to blow up the school. 458 00:21:50,750 --> 00:21:53,125 Okay. But it's not for the reason you think. 459 00:21:53,208 --> 00:21:55,666 I think you want to destroy that sweet mix CD you made for Ms. Malcolm 460 00:21:55,750 --> 00:21:58,041 because you made it from illegally downloaded music. 461 00:21:58,125 --> 00:22:03,125 Wow! Okay, that was a very accurate read on what this situation is. 462 00:22:03,208 --> 00:22:06,041 HIJG. Honestly, I just guessed. 463 00:22:06,583 --> 00:22:08,708 I learned a few tricks at magic camp last summer. 464 00:22:08,791 --> 00:22:10,458 [singer, in pentatonic scale] ♪ Magic camp… ♪ 465 00:22:10,541 --> 00:22:12,708 [heaving] 466 00:22:15,833 --> 00:22:17,958 [suspenseful music playing] 467 00:22:25,833 --> 00:22:28,458 [beeping] 468 00:22:28,541 --> 00:22:30,166 [panel buzzes] 469 00:22:34,458 --> 00:22:35,375 [beeps] 470 00:22:43,208 --> 00:22:45,208 IGMW. I gotta make water. 471 00:22:47,458 --> 00:22:49,750 [Carol] Hey, what's going on here? 472 00:22:49,833 --> 00:22:51,958 My mom's friend Carol? 473 00:22:52,041 --> 00:22:53,416 Yeah, it's just me. 474 00:22:54,375 --> 00:22:55,708 Your mom's friend Carol. 475 00:22:55,791 --> 00:22:57,583 What are you doing at our school, my mom's friend Carol? 476 00:22:57,666 --> 00:23:00,166 I was just about to ask you the same thing. 477 00:23:00,250 --> 00:23:03,500 "If We Did It." Hmm. "It." 478 00:23:03,583 --> 00:23:05,708 Oh, and then here it says, "9/11." 479 00:23:05,791 --> 00:23:07,791 That's just the day I was gonna give it to her. 480 00:23:07,875 --> 00:23:10,791 Huh. Gas and rags. What is this, Rumi? 481 00:23:10,875 --> 00:23:13,750 -Uh, uh. Um… -[door rattling] 482 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:16,083 [suspenseful music playing] 483 00:23:17,500 --> 00:23:18,666 Uh, who the hell are you? 484 00:23:18,750 --> 00:23:19,833 Oh… [chuckles] …hi. 485 00:23:19,916 --> 00:23:22,375 I'm just Rumi's mom's friend Carol from the mosque. 486 00:23:22,458 --> 00:23:24,875 Oh, from the mosque, huh? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. 487 00:23:24,958 --> 00:23:26,625 -That's suspicious. -No, it's not. 488 00:23:26,708 --> 00:23:30,125 You walking in here at the perfect moment to save the day is suspicious. 489 00:23:30,208 --> 00:23:33,250 Uh, that's sus… Lady, I work here. Okay? 490 00:23:33,333 --> 00:23:36,916 Not suspicious. You don't. You're suspicious. 491 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:40,458 This brown boy made a mix CD confessing to 9/11. 492 00:23:40,541 --> 00:23:43,083 I would say he's the one who's suspicious around here. 493 00:23:43,166 --> 00:23:44,500 You can't prove that. 494 00:23:44,583 --> 00:23:46,875 Walk over to where he pulled it out of the safe 495 00:23:46,958 --> 00:23:48,541 and track his steps and tell me. 496 00:23:48,625 --> 00:23:51,708 -How do you know that? -'Cause I've got cameras everywhere, lady. 497 00:23:51,791 --> 00:23:52,750 That is suspicious. 498 00:23:52,833 --> 00:23:55,416 You don't even know what suspicious means, lady. 499 00:23:55,500 --> 00:23:56,750 Let's look here in the dictionary. 500 00:23:56,833 --> 00:24:01,291 Let's… Let's define "suspicious" so you can see here that you're that. 501 00:24:02,083 --> 00:24:03,541 Right here, "suspicious." 502 00:24:03,625 --> 00:24:06,625 "Leather with the flesh side rubbed to make a velvety"-- 503 00:24:06,708 --> 00:24:09,625 -Oh, uh, that's "suede." -He's suspicious. 504 00:24:09,708 --> 00:24:12,833 A brown kid with a backpack full of gas and rags? 505 00:24:12,916 --> 00:24:15,416 That is off-the-charts suspicious. 506 00:24:15,500 --> 00:24:21,458 Actually, that is my backpack, Rumi's mom's friend Carol. 507 00:24:22,208 --> 00:24:26,750 I come here after school to huff gas 508 00:24:26,833 --> 00:24:31,875 to get rid of the pain of being an awkward outsider. 509 00:24:31,958 --> 00:24:33,291 [inhales deeply] 510 00:24:33,916 --> 00:24:38,208 Okay. Well, that is the first thing today that is not suspicious. 511 00:24:39,833 --> 00:24:40,833 Well, what do we do now? 512 00:24:40,916 --> 00:24:44,666 Well, I think you should just fuckin' sashay your ass back to FBI headquarters. 513 00:24:44,750 --> 00:24:48,333 Tell your bosses that you definitively trespassed on school grounds 514 00:24:48,416 --> 00:24:52,125 and detained underage children against their will. Period. 515 00:24:52,208 --> 00:24:53,625 Let's not get crazy here. 516 00:24:53,708 --> 00:24:55,125 I am just a simple citizen 517 00:24:55,208 --> 00:24:58,375 who has nothing to do with any branch of national law enforcement. 518 00:24:58,458 --> 00:25:00,916 So let's just all walk away and not tell anyone else about this. 519 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,625 -That is fine with me. -CB. Cool beans. 520 00:25:03,708 --> 00:25:06,083 Great. Well, you tell your mom I'll call her tomorrow, Rumi. 521 00:25:06,166 --> 00:25:08,250 Oh, and thanks for the pie. Bye! 522 00:25:08,333 --> 00:25:09,958 Okay, bye, my mom's friend Carol. 523 00:25:10,833 --> 00:25:12,375 Fucking federales, bro. 524 00:25:12,458 --> 00:25:13,666 Yeah. Thank you, Jeff. 525 00:25:13,750 --> 00:25:16,708 And Garrett, you really saved my butt, dude. 526 00:25:16,791 --> 00:25:18,208 [inhales deeply] 527 00:25:18,291 --> 00:25:20,833 IMPEILHG. 528 00:25:20,916 --> 00:25:25,208 It's my pleasure entirely, I love huffing gas. [exhales] 529 00:25:25,291 --> 00:25:28,875 Rumi, what happened to my grandpa is really sad, 530 00:25:28,958 --> 00:25:31,958 but it doesn't mean people should hate you. 531 00:25:32,041 --> 00:25:34,708 I'm here for you, man. TWFAF. 532 00:25:34,791 --> 00:25:36,958 That's what friends are for. We are friends now, right? 533 00:25:37,041 --> 00:25:40,541 Dude, after this, Garrett, you're my best friend. 534 00:25:40,625 --> 00:25:44,708 My BFFE. I'm gonna put "ever" on it. 535 00:25:44,791 --> 00:25:47,375 NPYWBFF. 536 00:25:48,750 --> 00:25:51,458 Oh, boy. This seems like a situation for the Oakleys. 537 00:25:51,541 --> 00:25:53,750 Well, this got pretty real pretty fast. 538 00:25:53,833 --> 00:25:56,583 [groans] Don't want you seein' my eyes right here. 539 00:25:56,666 --> 00:25:57,833 [thunder rumbles] 540 00:25:57,916 --> 00:25:59,791 [straining] 541 00:25:59,875 --> 00:26:00,875 [exhales] 542 00:26:01,916 --> 00:26:04,666 -[grunts] -How about I just eat it? 543 00:26:04,750 --> 00:26:07,625 Mmm, the sharp corners. Internal bleeding. 544 00:26:07,708 --> 00:26:09,041 [message chimes] 545 00:26:09,125 --> 00:26:10,708 -["Stan" playing on computer] -Oh… 546 00:26:12,125 --> 00:26:15,541 [Bush] Dear Rumi, thanks for writing me. I totally understand. 547 00:26:15,625 --> 00:26:17,291 I think we should be friends. 548 00:26:17,375 --> 00:26:20,333 Hey, what do you think of me rebranding my name as Geo? 549 00:26:20,416 --> 00:26:23,666 [singer] ♪ And even if I could It'd all be gray… ♪ 550 00:26:23,750 --> 00:26:25,875 [chuckles] Fuck yeah. "Geo" it is. 551 00:26:26,625 --> 00:26:32,208 [singer] ♪ It reminds me That it's not so bad, it's not so bad ♪ 552 00:26:32,291 --> 00:26:33,750 [thunder rumbling] 553 00:26:33,833 --> 00:26:35,000 [Bush chuckles] Damn.