I'm not listening to a desperate man
trying to change his face like Michael Jackson.
He did make me wear this, and when he died,
I decided I'm not going to let men tell me what to do.
So yes, I was gonna take this off soon, but now that you, a man,
have told me to, it stays on. Even indoors.
Pervert.
But it's the truth.
That's why I'm stuck.
What? What's the problem?
Of course you did!