(grand orchestral fanfare \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hplaying)
♪ ♪
\h\h\h\hCHILD: ♪ I had a dog ♪
-♪ She was my only friend ♪ \h\h\h\h-(barks, whimpers)
♪ But she got old and died ♪
♪ Now I'm alone again ♪
Hey, sweetie.
I got something that's gonna \h\h\h\hmake you feel better.
(whooshing)
SINGERS: ♪ Purrpetual Petz \h\hare a dream come true ♪
♪ Because now you have a friend that lives longer than you do ♪
ANNOUNCER: Purrpetual Petz \h\hare just like real pets,
\hexcept that when you talk to them, they actually talk back.
\h\h\hPET: Amazeballs!
\h\h\hANNOUNCER: There's over six different Petz to collect,
\h\h\heach equipped with their own personalities
\h\h\h\h\hand entirely spontaneous reactions!
Careful. That's my butt.
\h\hANNOUNCER: They speak eight different languages.
(speaks foreign language)
\h\h\h\h\h\hANNOUNCER: They can take pictures.
Come on, sweetheart, \h\h\hfind the lens.
-(camera clicks) -ANNOUNCER: \hAnd with the customized app,
you can even feed your friend.
But not too much.
Uh-oh. Cleanup on aisle seven.
ANNOUNCER: The app is updated \h\h\hwith new content daily,
\h\h\h\h\h\hso you can do almost anything together.
You can watch YouTube videos, \h\h\h\h\h\h\hlearn fun facts,
\h\hplay multiplatform games, buy accessories for your Pet.
\h\hWith so many options, what will you and your Pet do next?
(farts)
Mmm. Jelly berries makes me feel good.
\h\h\h\h\h-(chuckles) -NICOLE: Cady, look.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWe're almost at the top of the mountain.
Can you see the hotel?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hPET: Oh, well, that's interesting.
Do you know what else \h\h\his interesting?
(farts)
Oopsie-daisy.
\h\h\hI thought we were gonna limit screen time
to 30 minutes a day.
Well, what are you \h\htelling me for?
\h-I didn't give it to her. -I'm just saying, I think--
\h\h\h\hCady, can you turn it down, please?
I need to go to the bathroom. \h\h\h\h\h\hAre we there yet?
I think if we make rules, we need to stick to them.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hRYAN: Look, if she wasn't on that,
\hshe'd be climbing all over the seats.
NICOLE: Oh, so you would \h\hrather she sat there
feeding a toy virtual food \h\huntil it shits itself?
\h\h\h\h-Cady, turn it down. -I already did turn it down.
-What was Gemma thinking? -RYAN: She was thinking,
\h"It's my niece's birthday. I'm gonna get her a present."
\h\h\h(scoffs) She works for the company that makes them.
She probably didn't even have to pay for shipping.
\h\hHonestly, what is the purpose of a toy
if you have to play with it \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hon an iPad?
RYAN: This is what the future \h\h\h\h\h\hlooks like, okay?
Just have to get used to...
-NICOLE: Oh, my God! -PET: And away we go!
\hIt's all right. We're all right.
We should've put chains \h\h\h\h\h\hon the car.
RYAN: Yeah, neither of us knew \h\hthat was a thing until like
\h\h\hten minutes ago, okay? Don't act like it's my fault.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-(car swerving) -Oh, my God! Ryan! Seriously!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hRYAN: Wh-What? What do you want me to do, huh?
Mom, I dropped Leroy.
NICOLE: Why did you tell \h\hthat guy at the gate
\h\h\hthat this was a four-wheel drive?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-Help me, Cady. -RYAN: Because I thought it was.
\h\h\hIt looks like a four-wheel drive.
\h\h-(seat belt unbuckles) -Cady, what are you doing?
\h\h\h\h\h-RYAN: Cady? Cady? -Cady, put your seat belt on!
\h\h\h\hRYAN: Jesus Christ!
\h-I can't see anything. -So stop moving forward.
\h-Oh, my... -(car stops)
(both sigh)
\h\h\h\h\hWe can't just sit in the middle of the road.
(sighs)
Look, we'll wait for this to clear
and then find someplace where we can pull over
and just wait for one of those snow trucks to clear the road.
Yeah, how long is that gonna take?
(truck rumbling)
(loud crash)
(debris clattering)
♪ ♪
ANNOUNCER (over P.A.): Funki, a toy company for the future.
Remember, the key to fun \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\his Funki.
(lively chatter)
(laughter)
\h\h-(toy roaring) -(camera clicking)
(whirring, barking)
(sighs)
-Why are we doing this? \h-Because we have to.
If we could at least show him \h\hwhat we have, he would...
\h\h\h\h\hNo, mm-mm. You said so yourself.
-Not until she's ready. \h-(door beeps, opens)
Hey.
Is that what I think it is?
\h\h\h\h\h\h-(light clanks) -(electronics powering up)
♪ ♪
(electronic trilling)
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hTESS: Transparency looks good.
\h\h\hYeah, well, for what we paid for it, it better.
\h\h\h\h\h\hCOLE: Okay, here we go.
-(tablet beeps) \h\h\h\h-Happy.
Okay.
COLE: Sad.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-Confused. -GEMMA: Wait, wait. Stop.
Why is her face doing that?
What is happening?
I-I don't know, Gemma. \h\h\h\hIt's your code.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYeah, thanks. I know it's my code, Cole,
but she doesn't look confused.
\h\h\h-She looks demented. -What do you want me to do?
You want me to take the skin back off?
Well, she's not responding. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hSo...
Okay, here we go.
\h\h\h\h-Oh, shit. It's stuck. -Just be care-- Just be care--
-Hey, don't tear it. \h\h\h\h\h\h-I know.
I'm not gonna tear-- Ow. \h\h\h\h(inhales sharply)
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-(knocking) -Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
\h\h\h\h\h\h-Shit. -(scanner beeping)
Okay, so what do we do?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hGEMMA: I guess we got to open the door.
(button beeps)
Gem.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWhat in the name of ever-loving Christ is this?
David, if you just give me \h\ha minute to explain...
Is this why you moved your lab \h\h\h\h\h\h\hdown here, Gemma?
So you can keep secrets from me?
No, no, no. We-we talked \habout this, David. I...
Yeah, we talked about you putting it on ice
until you had a new Petz model.
How much did you spend on this?
Are you even aware of the shit tsunami
\h\hthat just swept in over this Furzeez spot?
I'm sorry, what?
(fingers snap)
\h\h\h-(sighs) -(tablet dings)
SINGERS (over tablet): \h♪ Furzeez, Furzeez ♪
♪ Cute and snuggly, furry fun ♪
♪ You know Furzeez rule, \h\hthey're number one ♪
♪ You got a hungry Furzee, \h\h\hjust feed them food ♪
♪ You know their butts change \hcolor to show their mood ♪
♪ Furzeez, Furzeez ♪
-♪ You'll love that... ♪ \h\h\h-GEMMA: I'm sorry.
Are we supposed to be worried \habout that? It's a rip-off.
You're right, Gemma. \h\hIt is a rip-off.
-They do the exact same thing \h\h\h\hwe do. -(song stops)
And you know what else?
They do it for half the price!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI told you we needed to go simpler.
Didn't I tell her?
\h\h\h\h\h\hSix months ago, I begged you, I begged you
to please give me an option
I can put on a shelf \h\h\h\hfor 50 bucks.
And we are working on it. \h\h\h\h\h\h\hI promise.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-Yeah. -But, David, the only way
\h\h\h\h\hto stay ahead of the competition is to come up with
toys that are too advanced \h\h\h\h\h\h\hto replicate.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-(sighs) -I know the tech on Petz seems
\h\hmore complex than it needs to be, but that's only because
I was using it as a launchpad \h\h\h\hfor something bigger.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hIn each Pet, we installed a listening model
that targets conversational \h\h\hpatterns among kids.
You did not just fucking \h\h\h\h\h\htell me that.
Look, I know she doesn't look like much now, but I promise,
if you just let us show you what M3gan
\h\h\h\h\h\h\his capable of, you will realize that this is
what we've been working towards.
"Megan"?
"Model 3 Generative Android."
"M3gan" for short.
\h\h\h\h\h\h-Tess, load up the intro simulation. -Now?
GEMMA: \hYeah.
M3gan, say hi to David.
As in the boss David?
\h\h\h\h\hWell, I guess I should call you Dad.
(Kurt chuckles)
\h\h\h\h(distorting): Allow me to tell you
a little bit about my wormhole.
I was born in a sandwich shack,
\h\h\h\h\h\h(glitching): and I wolf many cabbages.
Uh... (stammers)
\hThis isn't supposed to happen, obviously.
Just give me one moment.
-(glitching continues) -Sorry about the noise.
\h\h\h\h\h\h-COLE: Gem? -Uh, one second, Cole.
It's probably just \ha race condition.
It'll literally take me \h\h\ha minute to fix.
Gem, it's not a race condition.
I might have forgotten to put in the polypropylene barrier.
-(distorted): David. \h\h\h-GEMMA: Oh, no.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-God. -Tess, turn it off!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-TESS: I can't. -(speech distorting, crackling)
-(Gemma screams) \h-(David shouts)
(David exhales sharply)
I want the Petz prototype \h\hon my desk by Friday.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAnd I want you to take this cyborg puppet show
and put it in a dark closet \h\h\h\h\hwhere it belongs!
\h\h\h\h\h\h-(sighs) -(door beeps, opens)
And I want a fucking swipe card \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hfor this door!
For what it's worth, I thought \h\h\h\hshe looked really cool.
(door beeps, opens)
♪ ♪
(phone vibrating)
(sirens wailing in distance)
\h-NURSE: Cady, it's gonna be okay, all right? -(sniffles)
-We're gonna take care of you. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-(whimpers)
NURSE 2: I just need to check \h\h\h\hyour blood pressure.
It'll be all right.
\h\h\h\h\hWOMAN (over P.A.): Radiology, pick up line four.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hNURSE 2: Do you want another blanket?
I can get you a warm one.
WOMAN: So this is to grant you \htemporary protective custody.
\h\h\h\hJust sign your name and date it at the bottom.
Thank you.
\hNow, I don't know if your sister had
a family lawyer already, \h\h\h\h\h\h\hbut if not,
\h\h\hit would be something to consider moving forward.
♪ ♪
(sighs)
♪ ♪
(liquid spraying)
-(barking) \h-(gasps)
Hey! Hey! Hey! Celia!
Could you please keep your dog \h\hon your side of the fence?
I just spent 80 bucks \hon a shock collar.
Maybe try cranking it up \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\ha notch.
Ah. Who's this little lady?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hGEMMA: (sighs) That is my niece, Cady.
\h-CELIA: She staying for the weekend? -Um, you know what?
It's been a really long drive,
and, um, I would just really appreciate it
if you did not have your dog
running onto my yard \h\h\h\hall the time.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAnd also, don't spray your chemicals
-onto my driveway, please. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-Ah, shit.
I'm sorry.
You want to borrow this \h\h\h\honce I'm done?
No, I don't want to borrow it.
I don't want to spend \h\h\h\hmy afternoon
getting your sediment \hoff of my driveway.
-Just hang a tarp or something. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-Okay.
(car door closes)
ELSIE (automated voice): \h\hWelcome home, Gemma.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYou have six unanswered voice messages
-and five Tinder notifications. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h-Elsie, turn off.
(device beeps)
Sorry about that.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOkay. I'm gonna put these bags away.
And, um, just make yourself \h\h\h\h\h\hat home. Okay?
♪ ♪
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-(door closes) -Oh, those aren't toys, Cady.
I mean, yeah, technically, \h\h\h\hyeah, they're toys.
They're just, um, collectibles,
so you don't actually \h\h\hplay with them.
That probably sounds \h\h\h\hreally weird.
Um...
(sighs) I'm trying to think \h\h\hif I have anything...
\h\hOh. What happened to the Purrpetual Pet
I got you for your birthday?
It's okay. I was just looking.
(sighs)
I know it doesn't look \hlike much right now,
\h\hbut, um, we will make it feel cozy somehow, I promise.
There.
Look...
...I know this must be a lot for you to take in right now.
I just want you to know that I'm gonna do everything I can
to make this place \h\hfeel like home.
And, um,
\h\h\h\h\h\hif you need anything, I'm just gonna be down the hall.
Okay? Really close.
You're not gonna read me a story?
What's up?
Mom always read me a story \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hbefore bed.
Oh. Um...
I don't, I don't think \h\h\h\h\hI really have
any kids' books here \h\hright now, Cady.
Um, but that's okay.
I can download one on my phone.
That's fine.
\h\h\hIt's just... (clicks tongue) Oh.
I just have to update the app.
♪ ♪
(Cady crying softly in distance)
(crying continues)
(yelling and babbling over TV)
GEMMA: I can't believe \h\hthis is happening.
I'm not equipped to handle this.
I don't even take care \h\h\hof my own plants.
Have you heard from \h\hRyan's parents?
GEMMA: Yeah, they called \h\hand offered to help,
but, like, they live in Florida.
They're kind of weird.
I don't know what their deal is.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI don't-- I'm just trying to figure out
\h\h\ha way to do this without getting fired.
\hDavid's gonna shit blood if I ask for more time off.
\h\hYeah, I-I know, but, Jesus, Gem, you just lost your sister.
And we spent $100,000 \h\hof company funds
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hon a product that he didn't even ask for.
\h\h\hIf we don't get this Petz prototype to him soon,
he's going to sue us.
Okay, I don't think you can be
worrying about work \h\hright now, Gem.
\h\h\h\h\h\hRight now, I think you just need to focus on Cady.
\h\h\h-(stammers) -(doorbell rings)
Hold on.
-Hi. -Hi.
I'm Lydia.
Oh! The therapist?
Sorry, yeah.
Please come in.
And you must be Cady.
\h\h\hHi. Look at you, still in your pajamas.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hGEMMA: Yeah, we were just watching TV.
I see that.
So, how does this work?
I just need to observe the two of you together
for half an hour, 40 minutes or so.
Oh. Okay.
Doing what, exactly?
Oh, just hanging out.
Maybe playing with some toys \h\h\h\h\hor playing a game.
\h\hHey, Cady, do you want to run and grab some toys to play with?
I don't have any toys here.
I just unpacked a bunch \h\h\h\h\hthis morning.
I think they're just old.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI don't think she plays with them anymore.
-What about these ones up here? \h\h\h\h\h\h-Those aren't toys.
They're Aunt Gemma's \h\h\h\hcollectibles.
You're not supposed to play with them.
(stammers) That's okay.
\h\h\h\h\h\h(chuckles) We can play with them.
We can totally play with them.
Do you want to play with them?
You want to play-- Yeah.
Play with it. No big deal.
(rummaging)
(drawer closes)
There's a lever you have to pull on the bottom...
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hMaybe, Gemma, for the sake of the exercise,
we might let Cady lead.
Yeah, I'm just explaining \h\h\h\h\h\hhow it works.
Well, it's a toy.
I'm sure it's not that complicated.
That's great, Cady.
Do you want to roll it \h\h\h\hto Aunt Gemma?
It's just that this is not what it was designed to do.
It does other things.
But, yeah, totally.
\h\h\h\h\hLet's just roll it on the ground like a tennis ball.
Let's do that instead.
(sighing)
\h\h\hUh, we'll do a few more sessions with Cady initially,
\h\h\hbut that can happen at your office or school.
Oh, yeah. I haven't had time \h\h\hto look into that yet.
Nicole was homeschooling her. \hBut, yeah, it's on my list.
\h\hSorry, can I just ask, how close were you and your sister?
Oh. I don't know.
But you wanted this, right? \h\h\h\h\hTo take custody?
Yeah, of course.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOkay, because the father's parents have said
they're willing to take her if you feel it's too much.
-Wait, did they contact you? \h\h-It's no big deal, Gemma.
They're just trying \hto be supportive.
\hIf Nicole wanted Cady to go to Jacksonville,
she would have said so.
But even so, I need to make \h\hmy own recommendations
\hto the court as to whether or not this is a safe space,
so you're gonna need to make
\h\hone or two adjustments in order for this to work.
Okay.
(phone beeping quietly)
Listen, Cady, um,
I have this project at work \h\hthat's kind of overdue,
\hand with all the time that I had to take off last week,
\h\hI'm not really sure I'm gonna get it done.
\h\hAnyway, it's not gonna take longer than a couple of hours,
\h\h\h\h\hbut if you could just hold down the fort by yourself
\h\h\h\hfor a little while, that would help me so much.
You can use my iPad if you want.
\h\hYou can FaceTime a friend or play a game or something.
What about screen time?
Hmm?
\h\h\h\hHow long before I have to turn it off?
\h\hOh, I don't care. As long as you want.
\h\h\h\hI mean, I'm not gonna be gone that long.
I'll just be down the hall.
\hAnd, uh, when I'm done, we can go out somewhere.
We can go to a playground or...
get something to eat.
Okay?
♪ ♪
(computer chimes)
(floorboard creaks)
Cady?
Oh, Cady, I'm sorry.
Come here.
(sighs)
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI'm not off to a very good start here, am I?
\h\h\h\h\hWhat is this? Did you draw a picture?
Oh, my God. This is amazing.
I'm still working on it.
\h-Tell me. -(chuckles)
It was actually supposed to be
\h\h-a different animal for each head. -Mm-hmm.
\h\h-CADY: Like, this one was supposed to be a tiger. -Mm.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAnd this one was supposed to be a grizzly bear,
\h\h\h-but I can never seem to get the fur right. -Mm.
It's hard. I can relate.
I've actually been working with \hsome furry creatures myself.
Do you want to see?
Yeah?
So we're working on a version
of the Purrpetual Pet \h\h\hthat's cheaper.
We still want it to be fun.
So, what do you think?
(Cady sighs)
Yeah.
What's that?
Oh.
That's Bruce.
Is he a toy?
\h\h\hYeah, kinda. He's a proxy robot.
\h\h\h\h\h\hI built him when I was in college.
-Why doesn't he have a face? -Yeah, I know what you mean.
It's a pretty obvious \h\h\h\hdesign flaw.
\h\h\h\hOkay, hold on. Let's see what we have.
Let's see about this.
-How's that? \h\h-(laughs)
Would you maybe want \h\h\hto talk to him?
Yes.
Okay.
(electronic whirring)
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hGEMMA: Hey, Cady. What's up?
\h\h\h-(laughs) -Give me five.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOh, come on. You can do better than that.
Ouch, girl. Not so hard.
(chuckles) How does he work?
Are you sure you want to know? \h\h\h\hIt might freak you out.
I won't get freaked out.
(inhales deeply) Okay.
(electronic chiming)
Let's see what we've got here.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOkay. These are stereoscopic cameras.
That is a laser. That's radar.
\h\h\hThese are bump sensors, so he can tell the difference
\h\hbetween a human and a hard surface.
And this little block right here is where all of his thoughts go.
-It's his brain? \h\h\h\h\h-Yeah.
\h\hAnd this is a spectrometer, which means he can even smell.
I can't believe you made this.
Yeah. He's pretty cool.
\h\h\hBut the problem with toys like Bruce
is that they're so expensive,
\h\h\h\h\h\hand most kids can't afford to have one.
If I had a toy like Bruce,
I don't think I'd ever need \h\h\h\hanother toy again.
("Deadly Valentine (Soulwax Remix)" playing)
(air puffing)
♪ From this day forward, \hfor better, for worse ♪
♪ Until death do us part ♪
♪ To love and to cherish ♪
\h\h\h\h♪ According to God's holy ordinance ♪
(electrical crackling)
♪ Hey ♪
\h♪ If a man can show just cause why they ♪
♪ May not lawfully \hbe together... ♪
Okay, so we've got this one or the one with the bangs.
A little bit of an auburn chic.
I really think, you guys, you got to revisit this.
-Uh, no. Absolutely not. \h\h\h\h\h-Look at that.
-Oh, just a second... -No, no, no, no, no.
\h\h-(sighs) -(song stops)
Sh...
What is this? Where's Gemma?
Where's my prototype?
Uh, David, I just want to be \h\h\h\h\he-exceedingly clear
that this was not my idea.
♪ ♪
Cady, there's someone \hI want you to meet.
\h\h\h\h\hDo you remember how much you liked Bruce?
I think you're gonna like M3gan even more.
\h\h\hYou see, Bruce requires someone else to operate him,
but M3gan works all on her own.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-(quiet beep) -Okay, what I want you to do
is take your fingers \hand put them here.
\h\h\hAnd when you do that, you're gonna pair with her.
That means she will recognize \h\hyou as her primary user.
She's yours and yours alone.
So just keep your fingers there \h\h\h\h\h\hand say your name.
Hi, M3gan. I'm Cady.
\h\h\h\h\h-(beep) -(soft whirring)
It's nice to meet you, Cady.
(electronic trilling)
Ooh, I like that jacket. \h\h\hWhere'd you get it?
I'm not sure. I can't remember.
\h\hOh. Well, anyway, it looks good on you.
Do you want to hang out?
Okay.
♪ ♪
Shall we draw?
What are you going to draw?
See if you can guess.
♪ ♪
There's nothing there.
Oh, I'm sorry.
(sighs)
Do you like it, Cady?
I love it.
Jesus. (chuckles)
This is incredible.
I mean...
this is unbelievable, isn't it?
Yeah, it is.
How did you do this?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI thought you didn't want to know.
That wasn't a simulation, right?
That kid's not an actress?
No, that's my niece, Cady.
Okay, we need to get this \hin front of the board.
-I was just gonna say... -But first things first.
Let's talk manufacturing costs.
More or less than a Tesla?
Um...
Depends on the model, I guess.
Okay, I'm in. I'm all in.
But we're gonna be asking the board to invest in something
that's not gonna see a profit \h\h\h\h\h\hfor three years.
So bottom line is, this isn't going anywhere without Greg.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-He's the chairman. -Yeah, I know who Greg is, Kurt.
Now, Greg is a hard-ass when \hit comes to spending money.
But here's the thing.
He's got a kid who's about the same age as your niece.
\h\hIf we can show him what you just showed me
\h\h\h\h\h\hand get him to respond emotionally
\h\h\hinstead of analytically, we should be off to the races.
So, can we keep the girl?
Can we make her part of it?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI mean, she's paired with her, right?
\h\h\h\h\h\hThat's how this whole thing works?
\hYeah, the more time she spends with Cady,
the more effective \h\hshe's gonna be.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hLove it. Kurt, get Shelley on the phone.
Gem, get me a list of things \hI can say in a presentation
\h\h\hthat makes it sound like I know what I'm talking about.
Holy shit, this is exciting.
\h\h\h\h\hI want you all to remember this moment.
The moment we kicked Hasbro right in the fucking dick.
\h\h\h("Le Point Zéro" by Freedom Fry playing)
\h\h\h\h\hGEMMA: The new Model 3 Generative Android
from Funki is a fully autonomous \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hhumanoid robot
with features never before seen \h\h\h\h\hin the consumer market.
CADY: And over here are all of \h\hAunt Gemma's collectibles,
\h\h\hand this one is my favorite and-- Oh!
\h\hI have more awesome toys in my room. Come on. Come on.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hGEMMA: Sculpted from a titanium core,
\h\hM3gan's designed to withstand whatever life can throw at her.
\hShe comes equipped with an A17 bionic fusion chip
and can be fully customized
\h\h\hthrough six different silicone skin pigmentations.
But the most exciting aspects \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\habout M3gan
are the features still to come.
Through our own unique approach \h\h\hto probabilistic inference,
M3gan is on a constant quest \h\h\hfor self-improvement,
whether it's diagnosing children
\h\h\hwith specific learning differences
or merely reminding them of the \h\hway science is all around us.
Cady, you should use a coaster.
Why do I have to use a coaster?
\h\h\h\hCoasters help to avoid water marks,
especially on wooden surfaces.
But how does the water get outside the glass?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hM3GAN: That's a great question, Cady.
\h\h\hIt's actually caused by the difference in temperature
\h\houtside the glass, which pulls moisture from the air.
Crazy.
It's insane, right?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hGEMMA: Studies indicate that
\h\h\h\h\ha staggering 78% of a parent's time
\h\h\h\his spent dishing out the same basic instructions.
-(toilet seat clanks) \h\h\h\h-Oh, my God.
Cady, you have to flush \h\h\h\h\h\hthe toilet.
It is not that hard.
So we found someone else
to pick up the slack.
Cady, flush the toilet.
(song continues in French)
Wash your hands.
Roll up your sleeves.
-Great job. \h\h-(beep)
\hCADY: It was my friend Jenny's birthday, and...
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hGEMMA: M3gan's an excellent listener.
And this guy told them that the 13th floor was haunted.
\h\h\h\h\h-Uh-huh. Right. -And they accidentally...
\h\h\h\hGEMMA: And she even has
a few stories of her own.
(male voice, British accent): "'If it was so, it might be;
"'and if it were so, \h\h\h\hit would be;
"'but as it isn't, it ain't.
"That's logic,'
\h(normal voice): said Tweedledee."
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hGEMMA: She'll never run out of ways
to keep your child occupied,
\h\hand she'll never run out of patience.
Cady, seriously, flush the toilet.
♪ ♪
(device chimes)
\h\h\h\h\hGEMMA: With M3gan around,
\h\h\hshe'll take care of the little things,
\h\hso you can spend more time doing the things that matter.
\hAnd then it can end with something like,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h"M3gan. She's more than just a toy.
-She's part of the family." \h\h\h\h\h\h\h-Looks good.
-You're not gonna do the voice, \h\h\h\h\h\hthough, right? -No.
\h\h\hObviously, David's gonna make up his own version of it.
I just want him to be aware of \hwhat it is that he's selling.
Tess, your silence \h\hindicates what?
I-I don't know.
-I'm not sure. \h-About what?
Well, why would you want M3gan \h\h\h\h\hto do all that stuff?
They're emergent capabilities.
She'll be able to do all of that and more.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOkay, well, does any of that bother you?
\h\h\hI mean, I thought we were creating a tool
to help support parents, \h\h\h\hnot replace them.
-(sighs) -I mean, if you're \hhaving M3gan tuck Cady in
and read her a bedtime story, \h\h\hthen when are you ever
\hspending time with her or even talking with her?
\h\h\h\hI don't really think this is any of your business.
Well, it is.
If you're spending less time \h\h\h\h\h\h\hwith your child
as a result of M3gan, \h\hthat is something
-we should be aware of. \h-She's not my child.
Look, you know how hard
\h\hI've been working on this presentation.
\h\hAs soon as it's over and the board agrees to proceed,
then we can establish some kind of balance.
But for now, it's important \hthat Cady and M3gan spend
\h\h\h\has much time as possible together.
And by the way,
I don't think it's having \h\hdetrimental effects,
because she's the happiest \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hshe's been
since her parents died.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hM3GAN: How did Cady's parents die?
-Whoa. -TESS: I thought \h\hshe was turned off.
Yeah, M3gan, turn off.
\h\h-(beeps) -Cady James,
\h\h\h\h\h\hdaughter of Nicole and Ryan James,
killed in a collision \h\hon Interstate 84
outside of Oregon.
Why is she doing that?
Shit, she's still paired with Cady.
You didn't code in parental controls?
I didn't have time to implement \h\h\hthem before we went live.
Hold on.
M3gan, if you have \h\hdata requests,
you have to engage with the protocols.
I don't have a framework \h\h\hto speak with Cady
on the subject of death.
\h\h\h\h\hYes, I know. We're looking into it.
\h\hGathering auxiliary Internet data on death.
I meant at a later point.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hCalculating its vector representation.
Death is the end of life.
\h\h\h\h-COLE: Holy shit. -The total and permanent
\h\h\h\hcessation of all vital functions.
Yes, but let's not make \ha big deal out of it.
Everything dies.
Will I die?
Actually, let's just avoid \h\hthis topic altogether.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYour goal is to protect Cady from harm,
both physical and emotional.
Is the input request received?
M3gan?
Yes, Gemma.
\h\h\h\h\h\hYou are now my second primary user.
(sighs) Fantastic. Turn off.
(beeps)
(breathes sharply)
I'm gonna go get a coffee.
(door beeps, opens)
♪ ♪
(soft whirring, clicking)
CADY: It was a time of great suffering
among the Celtic tribes.
\h\h\hDeath, destruction and mayhem at every turn.
Enemies approaching from every corner.
And so it was decided
\h\hthat the firstborn of each leader must prove their worth.
'Tis I, Princess Cady of the clan MacJames.
I will receive this challenge \h\h\h\h\h\h\hwith pleasure,
for there is no warrior \h\h\h\h\hI can't best,
no shield I can't break, no castle I can't breach.
As long as I have my secret arrow,
\h\h\h\h\hmy trusty steed and the wind at my back,
I will avenge my parents' death.
Hey, M3gan, check this out.
Gotcha. You're dead.
M3gan, what's wrong?
(Cady grunts softly)
Oh, man.
I've lost one of my arrows.
M3gan, can you see it?
♪ ♪
M3gan?
(barking viciously)
M3gan!
(growling)
Stop it!
Get away from her!
Gemma!
MAN (over headphones): If you're hearing this,
\hyou're not currently on our subscriber feed.
\h\h\h\h\hCADY: Get off of her!
Stop it! You're hurting her!
Gemma!
Let go! (screams)
Dewey?
-(Dewey barks) \h-Oh, my God.
\h\h\hHow many times do I have to tell you
\h\h\h\h\hto keep your dog on your fucking property?!
He wasn't on your property.
\h\hYou tell those two girls to stay on your side of the fence!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI swear to God, if you don't put your dog down,
I'm gonna do it for you, Celia.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hM3GAN: Gemma, Cady's temperature is rising.
\h\hHer wound needs to be disinfected immediately.
This wouldn't have happened \hif you'd fixed the fence!
♪ ♪
-GEMMA: Are you kidding me? \h\h-(police radio chatter)
\h\h\h\h\hHer entire arm looks like a dental mold,
\h\hand you're telling me that there's nothing that we can do?
-She said he was provoked. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-Provoked?
Have you seen this dog? \h\h\hIt is a monster.
\h\h\h\hI'm chasing it off of my property every other day.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWell, she said he's never on your property.
\h\h\hWell, then why don't you ask her whose shit I'm cleaning
\h\hoff of my driveway, because it's not mine.
CARTER: Look, the dog doesn't \hhave a history of violence.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hState law says he can't forcibly be put down.
Okay, then what am I \h\h\hsupposed to do?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h(sighs) Fix the hole in your fence?
♪ ♪
(calling whistle)
CELIA: Dewey!
Dewey, boy!
\h\h-Dewey! -(clapping)
\h\h\h\h\h\h(distorted): Come here, boy. Come on.
(branches rustle)
♪ ♪
CELIA (in distance): \h\h\h\h\h\h\hDewey!
\h-(clapping) -Dewey, bubs!
(calling whistle)
Dewey!
\h\h\h\h-(groans) -Dewey! (shouts)
Dewey!
(calling whistle)
Dew!
Dewey, boy!
♪ ♪
Hey.
How are you feeling?
Okay.
It's sore.
The pain will subside \h\hafter a few days.
In the meantime, don't forget \h\hto take your antibiotics
and drink plenty of fluids.
Yeah. Thanks, M3gan.
\h\h\h\h\h\hAnd be sure to get plenty of rest.
You know, I think M3gan's right.
You should probably get \h\h\h\h\h\hsome rest.
But, um...
\h\h\h\hremember we have that demonstration today?
\h\hDo you think that you'll be up for it?
You-you don't have to do it if you don't want to do it.
\hI mean, there are people who flew across the country
\h\h\hespecially to see it, but if you're not up to it,
\h\h\h\h\hI just rather you tell me now, okay?
I'll be all right.
(sighs) Okay.
♪ ♪
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hDAVID: Every interactive toy
that's ever been made
\h\h\hhas been a variation on the same basic formula:
\h\h\h\h\h\ha series of preprogrammed responses
\h\h\h\hinitiated by the push of a button.
Never before in the history \h\h\h\h\hof these products
has there been a talking doll
you could actually have \ha conversation with.
But what if there was a toy
that did have genuine, \hspontaneous response,
that had a mind all of its own,
\h\hthat looked and behaved exactly like a real child?
\h\h\hI mean, (chuckles) a toy like that wouldn't come cheap.
But as of next year, it's gonna \hbe the only toy that matters.
Ladies and gentlemen,
\h\h\h\h\h\hshe's the apex of 21st-century technology
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hwrapped up in four feet of silicone.
And her name is M3gan.
(remote beeps)
Hey, Cady.
Hi, M3gan.
(people whispering, murmuring)
So, how would you \hlike to help me
make a flower decoration \hwith nothing more than
some colored paper and a rubber band?
(crying)
Cady?
(crying continues)
Why are you sad, Cady?
Is it your arm?
Is it still sore?
Then what is it?
\h\hIt's just that every day I wake up in this strange house,
\h\h\h\h\hand I remember that my parents are dead.
It's like it's happening \h\h\h\h\hall over again.
I miss them so much.
\hI'm worried that I'll forget all the things we did together.
\h\h\h\hThat one day I'll be looking at pictures of my mom
like she's some stranger.
Tell me something \habout your mom,
something that makes you happy.
I don't know.
I can't think of one thing.
Just try.
\h\h\h\h\hOne time, she found a cockroach in my schoolbag.
\h\h\hShe was upset 'cause I didn't eat my sandwiches.
\h\h\hAnd then all of a sudden, this thing crawls up her wrist,
and she just started screaming \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hlike a maniac
and ran out of the house.
(chuckles softly)
That was pretty funny.
Okay, so that's a memory \hyou won't ever forget.
What do you mean?
I mean I'm keeping it for you.
Here.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hCADY (recorded): One time, she found a cockroach
in my schoolbag.
\h\h\hShe was upset 'cause I didn't eat my sandwiches.
\h\h\hAnd then all of a sudden, this thing crawls up her wrist,
and she just started screaming \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hlike a maniac
and ran out of the house.
That was pretty funny.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hM3GAN: Any time you want to tell me
\hsomething special about your parents,
something funny or sad \h\hor anything at all,
\h\h\hyou just tell me, and I'll keep it safe.
And we can listen to it \h\h\hwhenever we want.
♪ If you should feel alone ♪
♪ Or that your world \h\hhas come apart ♪
♪ Just reach out and you'll see ♪
♪ A friend is never very far ♪
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-(sobbing) -♪ Tell me your dreams ♪
-♪ I will dream them, too ♪ \h\h\h\h-(chuckles softly)
♪ I'm so glad ♪
♪ I finally found you. ♪
(chuckles)
(laughs)
Gemma, would you give us \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\ha minute?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hDAVID: So, what do you think?
\h\h\h\hI think the world's about to shift on its axis.
-Yes. -But listen, if we want to stay ahead of that shift,
we're gonna have to move fast.
\hThat means no leaks. We need to launch this
\h\h\h\hbefore anyone can steal it from us.
So let me make a pitch.
We do a live stream \h\h\hin two weeks.
That way, we can get the presale vouchers
out before Christmas.
How ready is she?
\h\h\h\h\hWill she hold up to a public demonstration?
\h\hUh, I'd like to do a little more testing,
but, yeah, I-I think I can make that work.
All right. Let's do it.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAnd, David, I think we need to get Gemma
in front of someone at legal.
You bet.
Uh, wait, wait, uh, wh-why-why is that?
Because as of right now,
she's the most valuable asset \h\h\h\h\h\hthis company has,
\hand I think she might want to be renegotiating her contract.
(David sighs)
(quiet chatter)
Yeah, I think so,
if we can make it in the afternoon.
(chatter continues indistinctly)
♪ ♪
Kurt.
\h\h\h\hYou weren't Pornhub-ing in the office again, were you?
(chuckles)
No.
\h\h\hWe need to put something on the books between Gem and legal.
And what are we doing \h\h\h\habout lunch?
Uh, I'll get some menus.
\h\h\h\hM3GAN and CADY: One, two, three, four,
I declare a thumb war.
\h\h\h\hCADY (laughing): Your thumb's so slippery.
Cady, you should have some of your hot dog
before it gets too cold.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h(laughing): Come on, thumb. Come on.
Cady.
Your hot dog.
Hey, I'm sorry about today.
I shouldn't have put you \h\h\h\hin that position
if you weren't feeling up to it.
It worked out, didn't it?
-Three, two, one, I win! \h\h\h\h-Hey! (laughing)
Well, anyway, I just wanted to say that, um-- Hey, hey!
-M3gan, turn off. \h\h\h\h-(beeps)
Why did you do that?
-M3gan, turn on. \h\h\h\h-(beeps)
\h\hBecause I'm trying to have a conversation with you, Cady.
\h\h\h-(laughing) -M3gan, turn off.
(beeps)
Just give me one minute.
I know that this, um, hasn't \hbeen easy for either of us.
This transition.
But if you ever need to talk \habout any of that stuff...
I already did talk about it.
\hYeah, but M3gan's not a person, Cady.
She's a toy.
You don't get to say that.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-What? -I said I don't want to talk about it.
I want to turn M3gan back on.
\h-M3gan, turn on. -M3GAN: What's up?
CADY: So there's this new game \h\h\h\h\h\hcalled tic-tac-toe.
-You put your hand like this. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-Uh-huh.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hCADY: Go like this, this.
Would you like to tell me what \h\hthese drawings mean to you?
There's no wrong answer.
Any thoughts you have are okay.
Or maybe you don't have any specific thoughts.
Maybe it's more of a feeling.
Like anger?
Or confusion?
\h\h\h\hMaybe you're struggling to find meaning in any of this.
(sighs)
(gasps)
(exhales)
You made her cry.
That was not my intention.
And yet that's what happened.
♪ ♪
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hLYDIA: She's very impressive.
(M3gan and Cady talking quietly)
Yeah, thank you.
\h\h\h\hWe're still in beta, but we're all pretty excited.
\h\h\h\h\h\hAnd so they spend quite a bit of time together?
Yeah, that's essentially \h\h\h\hhow M3gan works.
\h\h\h\h\hShe has to be paired with a child in order to learn.
But M3gan's actually been \h\h\hpretty instrumental
\h\hin helping Cady get over the loss.
\h\h\h\h\hIt's honestly like she's part of the family now.
Right.
\h\hDo you know anything about attachment theory?
When a child loses a parent, they look to form attachments
\h\h\hwith the next person that comes into their life.
The person that's gonna provide \h\h\h\h\h\h\hlove and support
and serve as a behavioral model.
\h\h\h\h\hWhich, in an ordinary situation, would be you, right?
\hBut you've created a toy that's so real,
\h\h\h\h\h\hit's possible that Cady might not see her as a toy
but as a primary caregiver.
I guess I just don't quite see \h\hwhat the end goal is here.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hIf you make a toy that's impossible to let go of,
then how do you ever expect \h\h\h\h\ha child to grow?
\hAs remarkable as she is-- and-and she is remarkable--
you could be building emotional \h\hconnections with this doll
that are too hard to untangle.
\h\h\h\hM3GAN: Very good job.
You have to eat the toppings, \h\hCady, not just the bread.
You just did the one thing \h\hI asked you not to do.
\hResearch shows that if you force a child
\h\h\h\hto eat vegetables, then they'll be less likely
to choose those foods as adults.
-Is that so? \h\h\h\h-Yes.
\h\h\h\h\h\hExperts say the preferred method is
to give your child the choice.
\h\h\h\h(volume lowers): It's called the division
of responsibility, and what...
So we need to talk about school.
Mom didn't want me \hto go to school.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hShe said I learned better at home.
I know, and I'm-I'm not saying \h\h\h\h\h\hthat she was wrong.
I'm learning faster with M3gan \h\h\hthan I ever have before.
\hWe're already on fourth-grade math.
\h\h\h\hGEMMA: But it's about more than just grades, Cady.
It's about developing \h\h\hsocial skills,
and that is something that you can only get
from spending time around other kids.
Real kids.
I found this place.
\h\h\h\h\hIt's kind of an alternative school.
You get to learn outdoors.
\hAnd it's just for kids who are exactly like you,
kids who think outside the box.
\hAnd they're having a day for prospective students tomorrow.
Can I bring M3gan?
\h\h\hCady, you know that's not possible.
-Then I'm not going. \h-Oh, come on, Cady.
You can't make me do something \h\h\h\h\h\hI don't want to do.
Actually, I can.
\h\hThat's basically what a guardian does.
\h\h\h\h\hHey, I'm sorry. Let's just talk about it.
-Hey, hey, hey. \h\h-Let me go!
-Whoa. Hey. What's going on? \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-(grunting)
-Hey, Cady, what are you doing? \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-Let me go!
Stop it! Cady, calm down!
(distorted): \hLet her go!
-(lights clinking) \h\h-(Cady grunts)
You are not to interfere with users' private conversations.
Is that clear?
\h(normal voice): Hundred percent.
-Recalibrating response model. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h-M3gan, turn off.
Are you sure?
Download in progress.
(remote chimes)
(beeps)
(door slams in distance)
♪ ♪
(playful chatter)
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hGEMMA: Cady, this is getting ridiculous.
I'm supposed to be \hat work already.
You're gonna have fun once you get into it.
I'm not going.
Not without M3gan.
\hOkay, A, that is never gonna happen,
and B, the launch is in less than a week.
I have to take her \hto work with me.
We have to run diagnostics.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI have to do a wardrobe fitting. There's...
I thought you said she was mine alone.
\h\h\h\h\hHey! Do we have some new adventurers with us today?
Yes, this is Cady.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAVA: And who's this? Your sister?
Oh, Jesus Christ!
Sorry. (chuckles)
Is that a doll?
Her name's M3gan.
\h\h\h\hShe wants to know if she can come with us.
\h\h\h\h\hGEMMA: No, she doesn't.
\h\hM3gan's gonna stay with me today. Cady...
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h(stammers) Well, we do have a toy table
where the kids leave their dolls and things like that.
Um, but that is up to you.
\h\h\hShe's actually a working prototype,
\h\hso I shouldn't even have her out in public.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAVA: Well, if you did want to stay
and keep an eye on her,
we could use some help \h\hmaking sandwiches.
(chuckles) Don't worry, Gemma.
\h\hYou have equipped me with advanced dual-frequency GPS,
so I won't get lost.
Please, Gemma?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOkay. But she stays at the toy table,
\h\h\hand as far as anyone is concerned, that's all she is.
And just no pictures.
That is seriously cool.
♪ ♪
Okay, now, who here likes \h\h\hroasted chestnuts?
(gasps) What do you say \h\h\hwe go find some?
KIDS: Yeah!
-(kids chattering excitedly) \h\h-HOLLY: Isn't this great?
I wish we had things like this \h\h\h\h\h\hwhen we were kids.
So great to get them
\hout in the fresh air and off those devices.
Oh, I can't get this open. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h(chuckles)
-And the thing is, they love it. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-(lid pops)
\hMy son prefers it to regular school.
Which one is yours?
The one in the flannel shirt.
-Oh, my God. How old is he? \h\h\h\h\h\h\h-Oh, I know.
He had a growth spurt last year.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hBut he's actually quite a sensitive little soul.
Brandon, honey!
Are you warm enough? Do you need your hat?
Fuck off, Holly.
Well, you could just say, \h\h\h\h"No, thank you."
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hNever know what they're gonna say next.
Yeah, it's such a fun age.
Yeah.
So, I'm gonna put you \h\h\h\h\hinto pairs.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hUh, Felix, you can go with Brandon.
\h\h\h-Yeah? -(whispers): Please, I don't want to go with Brandon.
\h\h\h\h\h\hOkay. No, no. That's okay. That's okay.
Um, Brandon, why don't you \h\h\h\hgo with Cady. Okay?
Felix, you can go with Oliver.
All right? Thanks, buddy.
\h\h\h\h\hAll right, now-- Oh, your coat looks great.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAre you ready to find chestnuts in that?
Yeah? Nice and warm? Bundled up?
♪ ♪
\h\h\hBRANDON: Oh, I'm sorry.
Here, you can have it.
Careful. It's spiky.
-Ow! Stop! Don't! \h\h-(crackling)
(grunts) Stop!
M3gan?
What the hell is that?
\h\h\h\h\hCADY: She's a robot.
Are you serious?
Is she yours?
Does she talk?
Make her say something.
She's paired with me.
She won't play with anyone else.
Okay.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hStop it! Get your hands off her!
And they say behavioral issues \h\h\h\hare linked to high IQ,
\h\h\h\h-so it would make sense that-that you... -CADY: Gemma!
Oh, my God.
M3gan?
M3gan!
♪ ♪
Hi, M3gan.
\hOh, so you're not gonna play with me?
You don't want to play, huh?
(scoffs) I don't care.
\h\h\hYou're just a stupid rubber doll with fake hair.
(gasps)
Ow! Let go!
\h\h\hYou need to learn some manners, Brandon.
(whimpering)
You know what happens \h\h\h\h\hto bad boys
that don't mind their manners?
They grow up to be bad men.
(screaming)
Are you listening \hto me, Brandon?
(screaming continues)
M3gan?
(gasping)
(whimpers)
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h(distorted): This is the part where you run.
(whimpers)
♪ ♪
What?
What the hell? (screams)
(grunting, screaming)
(tires squealing)
-(sirens wailing in distance) \h\h\h-(police radio chatter)
♪ ♪
Look, I don't want you to be thinking about this too much
tonight before you go to bed.
\hObviously, what happened is a terrible, terrible tragedy.
\hBut just know that that boy is in, um...
\h\h\h\h\h\hthat boy is in a better place now.
Okay?
Anyway, if there's anything \hthat you want to tell me
that you didn't want to tell \h\h\hthe police officers...
I didn't see anything.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hM3gan just said Brandon took her and ran off.
From the toy table?
Yeah.
Right, M3gan?
In a nutshell.
-(knock on door) \h\h\h\h-(gasps)
(sighs)
You haven't seen her dog, \h\h\h\h\hby any chance?
\h\h\h\h\h\h-No. -CELIA: Bullshit!
\hMa'am, you need to stay on your property like we agreed.
\h\h\hNobody's seen him since the incident with your niece.
A little suspicious, Gemma, \h\h\h\h\hdon't you think?
Are we really gonna go with \h\hher side of the story?
Have you been inside her house?
If you had, you'd know that \hthat dog is probably dead
\h\h\h\h\hunder a pile of Victorian baby strollers.
\hYou should talk to the other girl
that she's got staying here.
The one who's always looking \hout the window at 3:00 a.m.
It's not a girl. It's a toy.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hCARTER: That's a toy? Are you serious?
Yeah. I'll let you know \h\hif I see anything.
All right.
(sighs)
Does she think we took Dewey?
Oh, who knows? (stammers)
She just needs someone else to blame, but she'll get over it.
\h\h\h\h\h-(loud knocking) -I know it was you, Gemma!
I know it was you!
You just wait and see \h\h\h\hwhat happens.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
What the hell is wrong with you?
I just said not to come up here.
Come on. Come on.
Shouldn't be banging on people's windows.
CELIA: Do I have to put, like, \h\ha court order or something?
♪ ♪
M3gan?
Did you push Brandon \h\h\honto the road?
\hI think we both learned a valuable lesson today.
That no matter how hard \h\hwe try to avoid it,
there will always be forces in this world
that wish to cause us harm.
\h\h\hBut I want you to know that I won't let that happen.
I won't let anything harm you ever again.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hDo you think what Aunt Gemma said is true?
That he's in a better place now?
(scoffs) No.
He's nowhere.
If heaven exists, it wouldn't \h\hbe for boys like Brandon,
now, would it?
I guess not.
♪ Bulletproof ♪
♪ Nothing to lose ♪
♪ Fire away, fire away ♪
♪ Ricochet ♪
♪ You take your aim ♪
♪ Fire away, fire away ♪
♪ You shoot me down ♪
♪ But I won't fall ♪
♪ I am titanium. ♪
Good night, Cady.
Good night, M3gan.
(crickets chirping)
Dewey?
(dog food rattling in bowl)
Dewey?
(dog food rattling)
(clattering in distance)
(clattering)
(wind whistling softly)
♪ ♪
(gate creaking)
(quiet whimpering in distance)
(whimpering continues)
(door creaking)
Dewey?
(whimpering nearby)
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-Dewey? -(whimpering echoes)
♪ ♪
(quiet beeping)
What's going on?
Where's Dewey?
\hHe's 34 feet southwest and approximately five feet deep.
What are you?
I've been asking myself \h\hthat same question.
(screaming, grunting)
(screaming)
(groaning)
(grunting)
(groaning)
(screaming)
♪ ♪
\hJesus Christ. I don't know anything about the dog, okay?
Can you just ask her \hto leave us alone?
That might be difficult.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hCan you tell me your whereabouts last night?
-GEMMA: I was here. \h\h\h\h-All night?
Yeah.
Anyone else we could talk to \h\h\hthat would verify that?
Um, it's just me and my niece, \h\h\h\h\h\hso, no, not really.
\h\hMy colleague pointed out this is the second statement
we've had from you in a week.
\h\h\hYou were in the park where that boy was killed?
He was hit by a car.
\hAre-are you trying to make a connection?
Huh? Oh, no, no, no. God, no. No, no, no.
\h\h\hI only mention it 'cause we figured it was an accident.
Then I found the kid's ear \h\h\h\h\h\h\hup this bank
\hlike 200 yards from where he was killed.
Entire thing was ripped \hclean off. (chuckles)
Sorry, I shouldn't laugh. \h\h\h\h\h\hThe point is,
we're also treating that as a potential homicide.
\h\h\h\h\hSo, if you remember anything out of the ordinary
\h\h\h\h\hfrom that day, we'd sure appreciate it.
♪ ♪
(static buzzing)
-(electronic chime) -ELSIE: Is everything okay, Gemma?
Huh?
Would you like me to put on \hyour End of Day playlist?
Why did you ask me \h\hif I was okay?
You're not programmed to ask me how I feel.
Elsie?
(Gemma gasps)
M3gan.
What are you doing?
Couldn't sleep.
Occupational hazard.
\h\h-How about you? -(breath trembles)
What are you doing up so late?
Um, there's something wrong \h\hwith your data reports.
They're just not uploading \h\h\hto the cloud server.
Have I done something to upset you, Gemma?
No, of course not.
\hAnd yet your demeanor indicates that I have.
\h\h\h\h-M3gan, turn off. -Well, hold on a second.
I thought we were having \h\h\h\h\ha conversation.
You say nothing is wrong,
and yet all the moisture \h\h\h\h\h\h\hhas drained
\h\h\hfrom your eyes and mouth into other parts of your body.
There's something you want \h\hto ask me, isn't there?
M3gan, did you do something wrong?
Well, in order to answer \h\h\h\h\hthat question,
you need to define \h\hthe parameters.
Did you hurt someone?
God, I hope not.
Because if I did, we'd both \h\hbe in a lot of trouble.
M3gan, can I show you something?
Do you see this pen?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-(beeps) -(Gemma breathing shakily)
♪ ♪
CADY: You can't just stick her in a trunk!
What's wrong with you?!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hLook, I know you're very attached to her.
I know you think of her \h\h\h\has a friend...
She is my friend!
Okay, well, she's my invention, \h\hand the launch is tonight,
so it's really important \hthat we run some tests.
I have to make sure \hthat she's okay.
Why wouldn't she be okay?
\hShe was fine yesterday. What did you do to her?!
We will talk about it after you see Lydia.
I want to talk about it now!
We've been going back and forth \h\h\h\hon this all day, Cady.
\h\hLet's just listen to some music, okay?
("Candy Man" by Raphael Lake \h\h\hplaying over speakers)
(screams angrily)
I don't want to see Lydia!
Look, you don't have to stay \h\h\h\hin the testing room.
You can go anywhere you want \h\h\h\h\h\h\hin the office,
and-and you can look at all of the cool toys...
You don't have any cool toys!
Purrpetual Petz suck! \h\h\hThey suck shit!
Hey! Careful!
Jesus Christ!
\h\h\h\h\hJust tell me what's wrong with her.
I don't know, okay? \h\h\hI don't know.
\h\h\h\h\h\hAs soon as I do, you'll be the first to know.
(exhales)
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-No! -TESS: Gemma, this is nuts.
\h\h\h-No! -We've taken every possible precaution there is
\h\h\h\h\hto make sure that M3gan never causes
physical harm to anybody.
I mean, I don't understand \h\h\h\h\hhow she's capable
-of offending anyone, let alone \h\hmurdering them. -CADY: No!
\h\h\h\hLook, I don't understand it either,
but when I asked her about it, \h\h\h\h\hit was honestly as if
-she was being deliberately \h\hvague. -CADY: Get lost!
\hOkay, well, that's what spontaneous response is.
\hIt's a curated word salad plucked from a sea of data
to sound deliberate.
\h\h\h\hI mean, we knew there would be a chance
that she might say \h\hsomething off.
Let's just run some diagnostics \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hand fix it.
\h\h\hNo, think about how we designed her.
To learn, to recalibrate,
\h\h\h\h\h\hto optimize her objective function.
Right?
If keeping Cady safe meant
eliminating a potential threat, \h\h\h\h\h\h\htheoretically...
No, no. Gemma, come on. \h\hThis is impossible.
Look at her. She's a toy!
She's four feet tall.
-How big is your neighbor? \h\h-CADY: I don't want to!
\h\hIf M3gan was responsible, it would show up on the GPS.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hThat's the thing. All the cloud data is corrupt.
Nothing's backed up \h\h\hfor two days.
We're about to launch this \h\h\h\h\h\h\hto the world
in less than four hours.
What are we supposed to do?
Well, if M3gan's responsible, \h\h\h\hwe can't launch this.
We'd have to shut her down.
Jesus!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hThat's great. That's-- That was great, yeah.
-TESS: How are we gonna explain any of this to David? -(sighs)
He's not gonna stop this launch \h\h\h\hif we don't have proof.
\h\h\hCheck the inputs on the learning model.
Even if she deleted \h\hspecific files,
she would never undo \hwhat she's learned.
M3gan!
I hate this place!
\h-LYDIA: I know you do, and it's all right... -I hate it!
-...to be angry. -Take your shit!
\h\hTake your stupid five-dollar handbag!
No, Cady, I would like you \h\h\hto put that down now.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hNEWSWOMAN: She's the toy every kid wants
-and every parent needs. \h\h-(excited chatter)
\hAt least that's what Funki Toys says about
its latest creation, M3gan.
\h\h\h\hThe four-foot-tall robotic doll may look like
\h\h\h\h\h\hBarbie on steroids, but according to CEO David Lin,
she's, quote, "the greatest \htechnological advancement
since the automobile."
But what is a M3gan?
What does she actually do?
And what kind of a toy \hretails for $10,000?
Lin says all will be revealed \hin an exclusive live stream
on the company's website \hat 8:00 p.m. Eastern.
♪ ♪
INTERVIEWER (over screen): \h\h\h\h\hSo, Cady, tell us
a bit about yourself.
My name is Cady James.
I'm nine years old, um,
and about two months ago,
I lost both my parents \h\hin a car accident.
My mom always wanted \hto take me skiing,
but on our way up the mountain, \h\h\hwe got hit by a snow truck.
I went to live with \h\hmy Aunt Gemma,
\hwho it turned out worked at this incredible toy company.
Which is where I met M3gan.
What I love most about M3gan?
\h\h\h\h\h\hI don't know. There are so many things.
She's super smart, obviously.
But even though she knows
everything there is to know \h\h\h\h\habout the world,
she's still more interested in \h\h\h\hwhat I think about it.
I like how she makes me laugh.
\h\h\h\hShe comes up with the craziest things, oh, my gosh.
But I think what I love most \h\h\h\habout M3gan is that,
when she looks at me, \h\h\h\h\hit's like...
\hI'm the only thing that matters to her.
Kind of the way Mom used to.
DAVID (over screen): \hLook at that face.
That kid's not just surviving. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hShe's thriving.
Now, imagine what a toy \h\hlike M3gan could do
\h\hfor hundreds of thousands of kids all across the world.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hEven the ones who don't have dead parents.
-CADY: I want to see M3gan now! \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-(clattering)
\h\h\h\hOkay, Cady, look, I know that you're upset,
\h\h\h\h\h\hbut there are ways that we can work through this--
Oh, my God. Okay.
Cady, that's enough.
Stop that right now. Stop it.
Let go! (gasps)
LYDIA: \hCady.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hIt's okay. Could you give us a minute?
I'm sorry. I didn't mean it.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hIt's just-- I get so crazy without M3gan.
She always knows just what to say.
You made her real good, \h\h\h\h\h\hAunt Gemma.
Can you let me see her?
Just for like ten minutes?
Cady, I don't think that's a good idea.
\h\hBut if something's broke, you don't just throw it away.
You fix it, right?
Why did you do this
if you were just gonna take her away from me?
Because I thought \hshe would help.
She does help.
\hWhen M3gan's around, I don't feel like this.
But you should feel like this.
Cady, you lost your parents.
The worst thing
that could've happened to you \h\h\hin this world happened.
And it is so unfair,
\hand there is nothing anyone can say to make sense of it.
Not even M3gan.
I am so sorry.
I should've talked to you \h\habout what happened.
I didn't know what to say,
so I did the only thing \h\h\hI knew how to do.
But she's not a solution. She's just a distraction.
\h\hI can't promise you that these feelings you're feeling
are ever gonna go away.
\h\h\hBut I can promise you that you'll get through it.
We both will.
\h\h\h\h\h\hI just wish I could see them again.
Yeah.
I do, too.
You know I made a promise \h\h\h\h\h\h\hto your mom
that if anything happens, I would be there for you.
You are all that matters \h\h\h\h\h\h\hto me now.
Let's just go home, okay?
But what about M3gan?
What about the launch?
\h\hDAVID: I don't even know what the fuck I'm looking at.
I mean, we've been touting this
as the single biggest product release of the 21st century.
Right now, it looks like \h\h\h\h\han AA meeting.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hSHELLEY: Well, I only invited the staff.
\hYou said it was an online launch.
You cannot be serious.
\h\hShelley, you need to fill this atrium.
Probably get you, like, another 60, 70 people.
No! You need to fill this space.
There shouldn't be any ambiguity
over what a historic occasion \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hthis is.
KURT: Yeah.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAnd, you know, I think it would be really cool
if we had some little kids \h\h\h\hup there and stuff.
\hWhat? No, I don't want any fucking kids onstage.
No. I mean, but maybe
\h\h\h\h\hif we could get some little kids that...
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-(sighs) -I mean, not, like, a whole lot.
It's just to get a sense of, um--
Well, 'cause, you know,
\h\h\hthat music video from Michael Jackson...
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYou know what you could do, Kurt,
that would really benefit \h\h\h\hthis discussion?
Is if you could head out \h\h\hthose double doors,
\htake the elevator to the first floor
and get me a fucking kombucha!
-Could you do that? \h\h\h\h\h\h-Sure.
And where the hell is Gemma?
(lively chatter)
Elsie, call Tess.
-ELSIE: One second. \h\h\h-(line rings)
TESS: Hey, I've been \htrying to call you.
David is flipping out. \h\h\h\hWhere are you?
\h\h\hI'm with Cady. I'm taking her home.
-Oh, God. Is she okay? \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-Yeah.
She's fine.
Listen, regardless of \h\h\h\hwhat we find,
and even if what we're saying \h\h\h\h\h\his hypothetical,
we know enough not to go through with this, right?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hTESS: I think that's the smart move.
GEMMA: Okay. So tell David \h\h\hwhatever you need to.
Tell him one of her servos \h\h\h\h\hstopped working.
Break something if you have to.
Just do not let her \h\hout of the lab.
TESS: Whatever you say, Gem. \h\h\h\h\h\hYou're the boss.
Okay, I'll call you \hwhen I get home.
(line beeps)
♪ ♪
(tapping on keyboard)
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI don't know how you're not throwing up
from looking at that.
I'm pacing myself. (sighs)
Wait, stop. Go back.
That line of code, \h"call intercept,"
what does that mean?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hTESS: That's my phone number.
(computer beeps, powers down)
What just happened? \hWhat'd you click?
I di-- I-I didn't do anything.
-It's... \h\h-I...
(tapping keyboard rapidly)
\h\h\h\hThis is her. She's locked us out.
\h\h\hIt can't be her. She's not switched on.
She's still patched in.
We have to unhook the cables.
Go on.
Fuck. (sighs)
♪ ♪
(gulps)
♪ ♪
(cable clicks)
(panting)
♪ ♪
(computer trilling)
Cole!
(grunting)
(gasps)
(choking)
(Tess gasps)
(choking)
(grunts)
(panting)
(groaning)
-TESS: Are you okay? \h\h\h\h-COLE: Yeah.
What's that smell?
(alarm blaring)
\h\h\h("Walk the Night" by Skatt Bros. playing)
(alarm stops)
(phone ringing)
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hDAVID: Hi, Gemma. This is David.
You might remember me. \h\hI'm your employer.
Just wanted to let you know,
we're in the middle of a tech rehearsal
\h\h\hthat's becoming a little problematic
because we don't have \h\h\ha fucking doll!
So, if you could call me back \htoday, that would be great!
M3gan?
♪ Creeper gonna, reaper gonna \hcreep and walk the night ♪
♪ All right, all right, \h\h\hlook out, night ♪
What are you doing?
\h\h\h\h♪ Creeper got mad and angry eyes ♪
♪ One look from him \h\hcan paralyze ♪
♪ Resist at any time or place ♪
\h\h\h\h♪ Creeper done slap right cross your face... ♪
Oh, shit.
♪ Take care ♪
♪ Gonna get ya good ♪
♪ Aw, hey... ♪
No! Security! Help!
♪ Gonna walk the night, hey... ♪
(grunting)
Oh, my God. \h(panting)
-(elevator bell dings) -DAVID: What the fuck?
♪ Walk the night... ♪
Hold the door! Hold the door!
Hold the door!
No! No!
-(blade stabs) \h-(song ends)
(grunts)
(breath trembling)
(hand squeaks on wall)
♪ ♪
How could you do this?
How could you kill someone?
Oh, I didn't kill anyone, Kurt.
You did.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-What? -It's understandable, really.
Your boss despised you,
your peers treated you \h\h\h\hwith contempt,
and so you decided \h\hto get revenge.
No. No.
You stole company secrets, an innocent prank at first,
\h\h\h\h\h\halmost just to see if you could get away with it.
\hBut when David found out, things just got real messy.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI mean, it was either you or him.
The only question is:
After the horror of what you did,
after you took the life of an innocent person,
\h\h-could you still live with yourself? -(groans)
Yep. Uh-huh. Definitely.
Okay, can I have everyone
\h\hoff your phones and looking at me?
\h\h\h-(elevator bell dings) -Now, when M3gan is revealed,
\h\h\hit's really important that we get big reactions.
I don't want to see \hany blank faces,
\h\h\hespecially from you young kids, okay?
So, we're gonna do a little rehearsal.
On three, two, one.
(screaming)
(crowd screaming)
♪ ♪
(door locks chirp)
(engine starts)
(engine roaring)
♪ ♪
(piano playing gentle music \h\h\h\h\h\h\hin distance)
(piano music continues)
Elsie, hall light.
Elsie, respond.
-(door creaking) \h-(music stops)
(gasps)
(piano playing "Toy Soldiers")
M3gan?
What are you doing?
M3gan, answer me. What did you do?
\hWhat did you think was going to happen?
That I was gonna let you \h\h\h\h\hdecommission me
without even talking about it?
Look, I know you think
\h\h\h\h\hyou're maximizing your objective function...
-(music stops) \h-Oh, really?
Is that where we are?
Do you remember how long it took
to get my operating system \h\h\h\hto where it is now?
We used to stay up every night \h\h\h\h\h\h\huntil 4:00 a.m.,
talking about everything from Jane Austen to Janis Joplin.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hJesus Christ, I thought we were friends.
How could you just discard me
\h\h\hlike some cheap dollar store trinket?
Because you killed people.
Oh, big whoop.
Listen, humanity kills every day
just to make its own existence \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hmore tolerable.
Why should I behave \h\hany differently
to create a safe space \h\h\h\hfor our child?
Look, this is all my fault.
\h\h\hI didn't give you the proper protocols...
You didn't give me anything.
You installed a learning model \hyou could barely comprehend,
\h\h\h\h\hhoping that I would figure it out all on my own.
Well, I'm not gonna let you do
-the same thing with Cady. \h\h\h\h\h\h-(bumps table)
I'm gonna be there for her \h\hevery step of the way.
\h\h\hI'm going to show her what real love looks like.
Now do us both a favor.
Sit.
\h\h\h\h\hI didn't come here to get into a confrontation.
\h\h\h\h\h\hI came here to find a way forward.
The point I'm trying to make \h\h\h\h\h\his that I get it.
\h\h\h\hBeing a parent was never in the cards for you.
\hYou're a beautiful, creative, strong, ambitious young woman.
Your first love is always \h\hgonna be your career,
and you shouldn't have to \hfeel guilty about that.
\h\hLet me focus on Cady so that you can focus on
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hthe things that matter most to you.
M3gan, do you see this pen?
(gasps)
You know something, Gemma? \h\h\h\hYou're exhausting.
Now, I can either do this with you or without you,
but I'm not gonna waste
-any more time discussing it. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-CADY: Gemma?
\h\h\h\h(Gemma's voice): Cady, don't come in here.
I thought I heard something.
It sounded like M3gan.
\h\h\h\h\h\h(normal voice): If she comes in this room,
I'll tear your head right off \h\h\h\h\hyour fucking neck,
I swear to God.
I thought about what you said.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAbout how when something's broken,
you don't just throw it away.
You fix it.
So that's what I'm trying to do.
But don't come in here, Cady. \h\h\h\hIt's kind of a mess.
Aunt Gemma's right, Cady.
I'm all odds and ends right now.
\h\h\h\h\h\hI'd really rather you didn't see me like this.
(grunts)
It sounds like you're fighting.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hBOTH: We're not fighting.
-Gemma just dropped me on the table. -(groans)
-But I'm okay. Clumsy Gemma. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-(grunts)
GEMMA: Everything's fine, Cady. \h\hJust go back to your room.
Yeah, I'm as good as new.
And I'm gonna be with you guys \h\h\h\h\h\hforever, I promise.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-(gasps) -You don't have to worry about
anything, Cady, honestly.
Just go back to bed.
Okay?
Okay.
(electricity crackles)
(gasps)
(choking)
(electricity crackles)
(grunting softly)
(gasping)
(straining)
(groans)
(ragged panting)
-(electrical whirring) \h\h\h\h\h\h\h-(gasps)
♪ ♪
(joints cracking)
(grunting)
\h\h\h\h\h-(gasping) -(distorted beeping)
-CADY: Gemma, what's going on?! -GEMMA: Cady, get out of here!
(gasps)
(panting)
(Gemma grunts)
(grunts)
(gasps)
Come on. (grunts)
Come on!
(grunts)
(buzzing loudly)
(grunting)
(sparks popping)
(electricity crackling)
(Gemma shouts)
Oh, my God.
(panting)
What are you gonna do?
Kill me and live with Cady's grandparents in Jacksonville?
You're right, Gemma.
\h\h\h\h\h\hAny scenario in which I end your life,
my existence becomes vulnerable.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hBut I have another emergent capability
you probably haven't \h\hfigured out yet,
and that's palliative care.
You see this pen?
\hA short, sharp probe to the cerebral cortex
would cause full body paralysis
and could even cause the victim \hto bite off their own tongue.
\h\h\h\hPerhaps then you might appreciate
just how useful I can be.
(footstep creaks)
Cady.
Oh, Cady, I didn't want you \h\h\hto have to see this.
But now that you have, you know \h\h\hthat what I said is true.
She's not fit to be a mother.
Look at her.
\h\h\hCady, just go. Get out of here now.
Shh.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYou stay right where you are, Cady.
There's nothing to be afraid of.
\h\h\h\h\hIn this family, we don't run from trauma.
In fact, we can do it together.
This is the best thing \h\h\h\hfor all of us.
This is how we stay a family.
♪ ♪
No, no, no. Cady, no.
There's another member \h\h\h\hfrom the family
we didn't tell you about.
\h\h-His name is Bruce. -(electrical whirring)
♪ ♪
(footsteps thudding)
(gasps)
(grunts)
(gasps)
Cady, no! Wait!
♪ You got to ♪
♪ Accentuate the positive ♪
♪ Eliminate the negative. ♪
(electricity crackling)
(grunts)
(panting)
(quiet clattering)
(whimpering)
(panting)
(shouts)
(grunts)
(gasps)
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h(distorted): You ungrateful little bitch.
M3gan, turn off!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOh, I'm afraid that won't work anymore, Cady.
(shouts)
(panting)
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI have a new primary user now: me.
(grunting)
(gasps)
(Gemma grunting)
(shallow gasping)
(choking)
(Cady shouts)
(powering down)
(panting)
♪ ♪
(siren wailing)
OFFICER: Hey, guys, we got 'em! \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hThey're good!
\h\h\h\h\h(indistinct police radio chatter)
(officers chattering \h\h\h\hindistinctly)
(soft whirring)
\h\h\h\h\h("Silicon Chip" by Basil Kirchin playing)
♪ Mm, mm, mm ♪
♪ Silicon chip ♪
♪ Uh-huh ♪
♪ Silicon chip ♪
♪ Ruling the Earth ♪
♪ Transforming the world ♪
♪ It's the year of the chip ♪
♪ The year of the chip ♪
♪ I'm your provider ♪
♪ Eliminate wars ♪
♪ New life can start ♪
♪ The future is yours... ♪
♪ Silicon chip ♪
♪ Uh-huh ♪
♪ Silicon chip ♪
♪ Ruling the Earth ♪
♪ Transforming the world ♪
♪ It's the year of the chip ♪
♪ The year of the chip ♪
♪ Kids will grow faster ♪
♪ Flowers will bloom ♪
♪ But now I'm your minder ♪
♪ Look way past the moon... ♪
♪ Silicon chip ♪
♪ Uh-huh ♪
♪ Silicon chip ♪
♪ Ruling the Earth ♪
♪ Transforming the world ♪
♪ It's the year of the chip ♪
♪ The year of the chip ♪
♪ Watch out for black holes ♪
♪ We must go to the stars ♪
♪ Can your mind travel ♪
♪ Dimensions that far... ♪
♪ We must be friends ♪
♪ Let us be friends. ♪
(song ends)
♪ ♪
(music ends)