[WOMEN BICKERING]
- [WOMEN BICKERING] - Good morning.
[WOMEN BICKERING]
My son can't sleep peacefully...
amidst the constant bickering of women.
[WOMEN BICKERING]
When there's lightning...
it illuminates first, followed by thunder.
But in this house, bickering starts first...
and is then followed by sunrise.
[WOMEN BICKERING]
- He's my son Chintan. - [WOMEN BICKERING]
He's trying hard to escape from all this.
But he won't be able to do so. No.
[WOMEN BICKERING]
Get this repaired at once!
My complaints are always ignored in this house!
Had my son been alive today, he would have got it repaired.
She's my mom.
And I'm her kiddo.
[WHISTLING]
Meghna, shall I lay your breakfast?
Have you bathed?
Yes, mom.
Liar, you haven't bathed!
Eating without having your bath will turn you into a sinner!
This generation isn't disciplined at all!
- Our generation... - Grandma, please!
Can't stand two radios playing at the same time!
Keep quiet!
Mom, the ceiling needs immediate repairing.
- Goggle bhai. - My radio will be repaired first!
Goggle bhai.
Meghna, ask your mom if the holy offerings are ready.
Don't misunderstand.
He's not teasing my daughter Meghna.
She's known by the name 'Fatakdi'...
because she's an environment lover.
She has put a ban on bursting firecrackers in this colony.
Be it a firecracker or a tubelight...
the moment she sees it lit...
she'll run to put it out.
Hey, why are you still here?
Settle your account.
And stop the milk supply from tomorrow onwards.
- But why? - Because I'm saying so.
Don't supply milk for two days.
- We're going on a pilgrimage. - And Chintu?
Don't worry, he'll manage on his own.
Dad.
Our house is full. Send a few guests here.
- Yes. Please come. - Please come in.
Meghna, water please.
Goggles, clear this mess.
- Welcome. - Thank you very much.
[RECITING A POEM]
Good morning.
- Very good morning. - Are the holy offerings ready?
Yes, of course.
- Please be seated. I'll get it right away. - Okay. Please be seated.
Please.
- Nandu... - Greetings, uncle.
Do attend the worship ceremony at my home.
Sure, uncle.
[PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]
Feel at home.
Where's my key?
Bro, you're up now?
I had turned off the fan long back.
That's why I had to bathe even on a Sunday!
Chintu, haven't you gone to the shop?
Have you sold off the shop, Chintu?
Years ago, grandma. Now it's time for this dilapidated house.
Good morning, Chintan.
- [RECITING A POEM] - I'm in a hurry, Chandresh bhai.
Chintu, do update my passbook today.
- Yes. - Have your tea, Chintu.
No, I'll have it at the shop, mom.
No ways, you won't have it even at the shop.
We all are vegan from today onwards.
It's my order.
No more use of milk or milk products in this house.
- Madam. - Bro, settle his account.
- Why don't you go away? - But what's my fault?
- She wants to stop the milk supply now! - Is it true?
Yes, because a cow's calf has the first right on her milk.
Shall we start milking the bullocks now?
- Stop your dominance! - Right!
Exactly my point.
If a baby has the right to its mother's milk...
then the same rule applies to a calf as well.
Yes.
- Right? - Absolutely.
As if she's the global ambassador of the social service department!
You'll turn weak if you don't drink milk.
Tell her something, Chintu.
You just keep quiet, Chintu!
Even eggs will make you strong. Why don't you start eating them?
Pardon her, my Lord!
Milk is also as non-vegetarian as eggs.
- Get lost! - Bye, mom.
- Take your lunchbox. - Let me help.
Chintan, why don't you tell them anything?
I've been supplying milk in this house ever since she was a baby.
Do you think they would ever listen to me? Move off!
[THUD] Hey!
Mom!
- Mom! - What happened, mom?
What happened?
- Mom, are you alright? - Mom!
Meghna, bring water!
I hope you haven't got burnt anywhere.
Apply honey on the burn marks.
No ways. Even honey is not a vegan product. Right?
Don't worry, I'm fine.
The cooker wasn't opening, so I hit this tong, and...
How could you do that, mom?
Oh, the same cooker gifted by her father on her wedding.
What could we expect from a cheap quality cooker?
See this. Mom, ignore.
This is my wife Sarla, the epitome of tolerance.
My father at least gave me a pressure cooker!
But what did you give me? Blood pressure!
- Mom, please! - Don't argue with me!
Why do you take orders when you can't even cook a proper meal?
Mom, please.
I'm not doing any melodrama like you!
Hey!
Don't provoke me!
Go on, let me know how much you hate me!
After that, I'll give you a fitting reply!
You think I have hateful feelings towards you?
Rather, it's you who hates me!
Shut up! Else, I'll throw you out of the house!
It's said that India is....
- Don't forget that I also own this house! - a male dominated nation.
But this house is dominated only by women!
[FAKT MAHILAO MATE]
"My ears echo in my mind."
"I chose to hush up for the sake of dissonance."
"Ultimately the deal failed, and my life is at a loss."
"Only and only for the ladies."
"Only for the ladies."
"Only for the ladies!"
[HORN HONKS]
My respects, dad.
Bless you, dear.
Where had you been?
To do charity work at the cowshed.
Okay.
She is fasting today for your long life.
That's good.
[BACKGROUND MUSIC]
- Hello. - Bhadresh bhai?
Come in.
- The ceremony is about to start. - Go.
I'm here with dad.
Do you need any help, sister-in-law? I'm here.
Yes, please.
- Okay, I'm coming. Let me go inside. - Go.
- Hello. - Hello.
Bhadresh bhai
Did you talk to your dad?
Yesterday, we got a last offer from the redevelopment contractor.
Chintu, I won't let my house be demolished at any cost.
Try and understand, uncle.
You're the chairman of this colony.
But you don't have enough space in your house.
Even for your ceremony today,
you're having to accommodate your guests in the neighbours' houses.
As a chairman...
Listen, you will get two spacious houses in this redevelopment plan.
Then you can invite as many guests as you want.
Got it?
Both yours sons will have their separate rooms.
You will get your own private room.
Even Goggles will get his personal room.
Everyone will then live in their respective rooms.
But nobody will live in the house, right?
[BELL TOLLING]
Bhadresh bhai, please talk some sense into him.
Yes.
You're right, dad.
This will divide our family.
- Correct. - What's your opinion, brother?
Yes, of course. He's right.
- 'Why do you talk to the walls, human?' - I'm getting late. See you in the evening.
Talking to your inner mind... He's gone!
- Dad. - Yes?
We've inherited your way of thinking.
Similarly, you'll inherit this house too.
Make a note of today's refreshments.
[BACKGROUND CHATTER]
Everybody, get back to work.
Yes.
[BACKGROUND CHATTER]
- Take this. - Why are you goving it to me? Move aside.
Because we've to work for you even on a Sunday...
and cancel all our other plans.
Chintu.
Chintu!
We're not in the shop as yet.
Hey, why are you wearing two different footwear today?
- Stop questioning me and go inside. - Very funny, right?
Hey!
- What's this? - A poster.
Bhadra madam?
Our group has organized a show.
Newspaper ads will be expensive.
Since your shop attracts more female customers...
my job will be done free of cost.
- When will you pay the rent? - [CELL PHONE RINGING]
I paid you recently.
It's been three months now, Mr. Chintan.
Good morning.
Welcome, Ramnik bhai. Just give me two minutes.
[HORN HONKS]
Well, the business is not doing well, Ms. Bhadra.
Your business never does well...
especially when you see me.
What happened now?
I...
recently...
I'm going to get married.
Why ruin somebody else's life?
Sorry.
Decide to remain single like me.
Life will be happier.
Everything is final now.
I'm going to Ambaji next week for the engagement ceremony.
That's why I've overspent this month. Please try and understand.
I've understood you a lot, but not anymore.
Today, I won't go empty-handed from this shop.
- Let me pick up a few sarees. - What?
Yes, it's the wedding season.
I've also received a few wedding invitations.
You can take it back when money for the rent is arranged.
- We can't have enough stock! - It will remain with me as a deposit.
- Madam, please! Jyoti! - Hmm.
Jyoti?!
Ramnik bhai, you look different today.
It's due to his reduced weight.
You check on her. She might pick more sarees
Hey, just a minute!
Tell me which saree you want, Ms. Bhadra.
- I'll show you. - These are no good.
- Hey! - Those sarees look heavy.
- This one? - Yes, the purple one.
Last time you came only in a moustache.
Why did you add on this wart now?
You won't understand. It gives depth to the character.
Idiot, warts don't grow in a week!
Huh!
- Very nice. - Solid.
- This is the delivery of sarees. - Yes.
Please check.
- I trust you, Ramnik bhai. - My pleasure.
Sir, if he's insisting, why don't you check them once?
She's right.
Nice. This time, the quality is up to the mark.
- But... - Very nice.
But...
Yes, Ramnik bhai. What's your billing amount?
6... 6.5...
6.5... 7.5...
7.5... 12...
- No. Reduce it. - 9...
- 9500. - Yes.
I remembered it. You had told me.
Give some discount, Ramnik bhai.
She's right.
He has given us at a discounted rate.
- Correct. - Sir, please bargain a little.
I'm not a master in that art like you women.
Here's your full payment, Ramnik bhai.
The account is settled.
Correct.
Correct? Did you say "correct"?
Why are you wearing two different footwear?
That's not important.
You've come with the delivery, but how do I decide the price now?
I've already given you the price.
But no, you're bound to mess up my plan!
Jyoti is my grandma's spy. I'm sure she had a doubt.
She'll narrate everything to her mom now.
And her mom will narrate it to my grandma.
The battle will start again amongst the ladies.
They started again?
Every day, they find a new excuse to fight.
Every day, there's a hue and cry in the house.
Until now, Meghna loved cottage cheese.
But, from this morning, she has stopped milk supply in the house.
Huh?!
Grandma can do with the dilapidated house.
But not with the dilapidated radio.
She will be happy if you offer to buy her a new radio...
but will get furious if you offer to buy her a new house.
Now, you tell me.
Full 3 course meals are cooked in my house.
Now, if I marry Sneha just to add one more woman in the family...
Acidity will kill me!
Moreover, this Sneha...
is after me to arrange a meeting between our parents...
so as to initiate the marriage talks.
- But when... - But when will you?
Let me book a house first. The marriage talks will be held after that.
I'll need a huge amount of money for the deposit.
And then the monthly instalments.
Every time I feel I've saved enough to book a new house...
some unexpected expenses come up.
And all my calculations go wrong.
Grandma's cataract surgery, Meghna's college fees.
- Hey... - Yes?
How much money did Ramnik bhai collect for you?
84,832 rupees.
You won't even get this room for that amount.
He...
Weren't you inside?!
Idiot! Get lost!
Coming.
Move aside, I need to go to the washroom!
Whose house have I entered?
Meghna.
- This chair has been found. - What?
It was hidden beneath the pile of clothes.
This is called a beautiful and perfect house!
Hmm.
Oh no!
You go to the washroom and take a shower please.
- Is Chintan home? - Yes, mom.
Hey!
[FOOTSTEPS]
Sarla...
I've chopped the tomatoes. Tell me if there's anything else to do.
Mom, will you please pound this chutney for me?
Sure, why not.
Oh no!
I've told you so many times to repair the ceiling.
It doesn't look good when we have guests in the house.
Are you alright?
Give this to me.
Give me everything.
Now go and take a shower.
Don't let Meghna know about the cow's milk.
Are you comfortable doing this, mom? Or else...
Don't worry, I've mastered the art of pounding.
What's going on in this house?
Why are you still here? Go, take a shower.
Come on!
Hey!
What was making you so happy?
I felt like pounding you instead of the chutney!
But you offered me a helping hand.
- That's why... - Enough.
I know all your excuses to shirk from work!
Who do you think does all the chores in the house?
- You, of course. Only you do everything. - Ladies, not now! Please!
Behave normally for the sake of the to-be bride's family!
- Please! - Reason with your mother!
This is for both of you!
They're here. Remember what I said?
- Normal. - Yes.
- Grandma? - Yes.
Okay, bye.
[KNOCK ON THE DOOR]
Oh, it's you, Jhaver aunty!
You had a blast this morning, right?
Yeah, the cooker.
Yes. So I brought one for you.
Okay, thank you. See you.
Hey!
Where are you, grandma?
- Is it true, Jhaver? - Yes.
Jyoti told him to bargain.
But he didn't listen.
If this continues, you will be ruined, grandma.
Just last night, I had a dream that the business was ruined.
- Really? - Yes. - They are here!
Who's expected at this hour?
- Hey, mom. - Chintu, I received your complaint.
Grandma, not now! Please behave normally!
Why are you so excited?
Chintu, I've ironed your red shirt. Wear that.
But why would I wear a red shirt at home? That too, at night?
You look handsome in that shirt. Come on.
Do you mean I don't look good otherwise?
Please, come now.
Go and get ready quickly.
- Hey, mom. - They're here. Behave normally.
Welcome.
- Welcome. - Please come in.
I hope you found the house easily.
Actually, the GPS had shown a wrong direction.
Yes. But your neighbours were kind enough to guide us.
Mom.
- Greetings. - Greetings.
Please excuse me.
- Please come in. - Yes.
Aren't you ready as yet?
You hid such a big matter from me?
You should have at least given me a hint about the marriage proposal.
- I thought you'd create a ruckus, so... - Oh, come on!
Why would I do that?
In fact, if you had given me a hint...
I'd have brought some sweets.
Shall I go quickly and get it?
Only the minimum quantity?
Yes. But I hope you have no objection.
Why would I object?
I mean, let's meet them.
If the boy is really nice, then I have no objection.
- Boy? - Yes.
He should be earning well. No bad habits.
If the family is loving and understanding like you,
we will finalize everything right now.
Oh no! Will you marry a boy now?
- Yes, of course. - What?!
What?!
All these English movies have spoiled you!
Wait a minute.
They are here with a marriage proposal for Meghna, right?
You!
Charu, why don't you try this steamed rice dish at home?
Sure.
Will you please give me the recipe?
Let us meet your daughter first.
She must be on her way.
I'm sure she didn't get a place to park in this area.
Maybe that's why she has had to go a bit far.
Be vigilant! Girls have advanced a lot nowadays.
Grandma.
[LAUGHING]
Mom, send them away.
Have you already chosen a girl?
No.
Then... a boy?
- Move off! - Listen!
Chintu!
She's my Sneha.
- Greetings. - Greetings.
- Shall we go ahead? - Huh?!
Stop dreaming about love marriage and say 'yes' for her.
Wooing such a beautiful girl is not your cup of tea.
Get married.
Whether it's 'navratri' or any other function...
my Sneha organizes all the events.
Wow! That's great!
In that case, we have no tension.
She will organize all the wedding events for us as well.
You can ask Chintan if you have anything in mind.
No.
Such a shy girl!
Ever since she's here, she hasn't even uttered a word.
Is she mute?
[LAUGHING]
Actually, my mother-in-law is very funny.
I saw that.
I think they are feeling awkward in our presence.
Chintan, please show Neha our house.
Yes, go.
Feel free, dear. Go.
Yes.
You two have a one-to-one conversation.
Meanwhile, we will enjoy this steamed dish.
Wow!
Shall I serve some more?
[CICADA CHIRPING]
- Do you know how to cook? - You'll get a tight slap!
Asking me if I know how to cook!
Hey Rahul, what behaviour is this?
What are you doing?
- Stop... stop... - This is how it should be done.
- What? - Don't ask me!
I was dumbstruck!
- Check my pulse! - Let me...
Hey!
What was this? Can you please explain?
- I am waiting. - No, I won't...
This is how it should be done.
You're on track now.
I was quite sure that you'd wear this red shirt.
Are you thinking about all this?
Happy anniversary!
Wait a minute.
Did you do all this to celebrate the anniversary?
Wait a minute.
[SIGHS]
I did all this to make sure that, in future...
we can celebrate all our anniversaries together.
- But your parents are... - I had told you.
My parents are looking for a match for me.
Your mom had given your photo to a broker...
which, in turn, landed up with my parents.
By the way...
no girl will ever give her consent on seeing that photo of yours.
Then why did you?
You told me that your grandma is very orthodox.
And she will never agree for love marriage.
So I gave my consent.
Now, this is the best plan to convert our love marriage into an arranged marriage.
You also pretend that you don't know me.
- This is the best plan. - No way, Sneha.
Listen.
Honestly, I can't do this drama at present.
I see.
You can't opt for arranged marriage.
And your family will not allow you to go for a love marriage.
I want a straightforward reply.
Do you wish to live with me or not?
Of course I want to.
But not in this house.
Sneha, this house really suffocates me.
During the monsoon, all the walls here get damp.
And the ceiling plaster keeps raining down throughout the year.
There's no proper bedding in the house. And the beds are fragile enough...
to break at a single scream from grandma.
And these neighbours!
They come inside the house anytime.
Chintan, every family faces such types of problems in life.
What's the big issue?
But there can't be one helpless man stuck amongst three women in a house.
Like a referee, I've spent my entire life...
amidst these three women from three different generations.
Will one more player be added now?
[SIGHS]
Things would have been different had my father been alive.
See, I've calculated everything. We will immediately...
I don't want to see all this, Chintan.
I've been waiting since the past 4 years.
I'm going to give my consent now.
If you love me, you too will give your consent.
Or else...
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
Yes.
[APPLAUSE]
Chintan, you also say something.
Well...
No.
I mean...
I am not sure.
I need some time.
He's right.
You can't take such an important decision in haste.
It'd be better if they spend some time together...
know each other a little more and then take a decision.
That's true.
In our times, match making was done in childhood.
In our times, it was soon after birth. And I believe that was a good custom.
Grandma!
Actually, my mother-in-law is very funny.
Yes, I've seen that.
Okay, we'll take your leave now.
- My respects. - My respects.
[INAUDIBLE]
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
[WOMEN BICKERING]
- Put it down! Don't play with the radio! - No!
- I said put it down! - Grandma, please sit down!
- Meghna, put it down! - I won't give it!
- Leave it, I say! - Promise me...
that you won't bring milk in the house.
- We will... - Grandma.
And we'll bring litres of milk both for drinking and cleansing!
What will you do?
- I will drop this... - Hey, stop her!
- Please sit down, grandma! - [WOMEN BICKERING]
Those people have turned on the fairy lights again!
Why do they want to waste electricity?
Please stop her!
My radio!
Jhaver, catch her! Go!
- Bro, take care. - Stop!
Meghna, stop!
- I said stop! Come back, Meghna! - Meghna!
See, your daughter has broken my radio!
My daughter?
- Isn't she your granddaughter? - No!
She has never ever catered to me!
All this is because of your pampering! She has gone out of hand now!
- I pamper her? - Yes, of course!
Why blame me for everything?
This Meghna has removed the fuse once again!
What the hell?
[BACKGROUND LAUGHTER]
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
[CICADA CHIRPING]
Watchman!
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
[MESSAGE RECEIVED TONE]
What was wrong in this photo?
I looked like a monkey.
That's how you look.
This is our first photo together.
And the first memory should be perfect.
We are not perfect.
So how can we expect the photo to be perfect?
Do you mean to say we aren't perfect for each other?
We are perfect for each other. But we aren't perfect ourselves.
You're like a sour lemon, and I'm like sweet sugar.
That's what makes lemonade.
Give it to me - let me try.
This is very common nowadays.
See this.
Perfectly imperfect.
Don't tear it now.
Our first memory.
Don't forget the anniversary.
I'll have to suffer this for an entire year!
[BIKE HONKING]
Blanket.
Where are we going?
I'm going for an event.
So early in the morning?
A Romeo was loitering near my house.
I had to shoo him away before my parents could find out.
- Sorry, Sneha. - Sorry?
At times, you'd come near my house...
to woo me, and now to cajole me.
Do one thing - just keep trying.
But never come to the point.
Give me some time to come to the point.
You suddenly came to my house with your parents...
and I was dumbstruck.
It was a surprise, and not a shock to make you dumbstruck.
I doubt your intentions now.
I do want to marry you, Sneha.
Really? When?
At the earliest.
I'm burdened with responsibilities at present.
Marriage means sharing responsibilities.
Let me settle a few of my problems.
Then we'll settle down in marriage.
What do you want to settle? Everything is settled.
Your shop is settled, your family members are so nice.
- Your grandma... - She's a gone case.
She's funny.
- Your sister is very much... - She's a step ahead of grandma.
She's matured.
- And your mom.... - She's a semi-gone case.
She's very understanding by nature, Chintan.
Peep into your own heart before pointing fingers at others.
Try to understand the situation, Sneha.
Had dad been alive, then grandma...
Stop complaining about your dad's absence.
No, I didn't mean that.
I just need some time.
Get down.
I won't force you to marry me, Chintan.
The way I can't force you...
even you can't force me to wait without any solid reason.
Instead of forcing each other, let's sit and talk.
Meet me in the evening.
Okay.
Blanket!
Not now...
not now...
Laugh now!
- Very good! - No, No.
This is very highly unprofessional!
Hand the phone to your boss! I want to talk to him!
- I don't want to talk to you! - [KNOCK ON THE DOOR]
I said hand the phone to your boss!
Chintu, where were you the entire night?
- What do you mean by "sorry"? - What happened? Is everything alright?
Will your "sorry" bring back someone to life?
- Is grandma alright? Grandma. - That's right.
- No... - No need. I will go walking.
- No, you just... - Where do you want to go? Sit down.
- Will anybody tell me what has happened? - You please speak with my lawyer.
Yes, you please talk to my lawyer now.
Why do you add to my expenses?
Tell me what has happened.
We had booked a cab for the pilgrimage.
Now the cab driver has cancelled our booking at the last moment.
- Why? - To hell with him!
- I'll go walking. - Sit down, grandma.
I'll book another cab for tomorrow.
I've checked everything. The prices have gone high now.
7500!?
Don't over react. I'll go walking.
You'll arrive there after 6 months. Instead, sit down.
At least I will reach there one day.
Do one thing: check bus availability.
- Yes. - Bus?
Go on! Go on saving money!
When the bus meets with an accident...
use the same money for the prayer meet after my death.
What are you saying?
But don't call Gomati.
She didn't call me...
- when her father-in-law died. - Chintu...
- listen. - What was the reason she gave me?
I've spoken to Chandresh bhai.
Take his car, drive us to Ambaji...
and end this chapter.
Yes, take this.
- Next time, fill up the fuel tank. Okay? - Take it back.
How can I join you all? I've a lot of work to do at the shop.
I've spoken to Jyoti.
She will take care of the shop in your absence.
Anyways, she was telling me...
that you spend less time at the shop and more outside.
- Right, man. Take it. - How can I...
I can't adjust, mom.
Leave it. I will go walking.
Yes, grandma.
You please start walking. Because I won't join you all.
Wow!
Nobody in this house cares for me!
- God, she started it! - Let the neighbours gossip...
that even when a young driver was available at home...
I had to go by bus all alone!
Take the example of Shravan Kumar.
Shravan Kumar carried his parents on his shoulders...
and visited so many pilgrimage sites.
He died in the end.
But he earned virtues before meeting death.
No!
I'm not fortunate to live in AC, nor to listen to the radio!
I am going!
Hey, listen to this.
Even Shravan's parents died in the end, Meghna.
Goggle, shut up and get lost!
Relax.
Chintu, I've packed your bags as well. Please come along.
You can perform any drama you want, but I won't go with you.
- You must come. - I won't come.
- You are coming. - I am not coming.
[SONG PLAYING ON CAR TAPE]
Wow!
"Goddess has to call me, no matter if it is late."
Chintu, please turn off the radio.
You people have broken my radio.
Let me now listen to somebody else's radio at least.
Of course you can listen to it.
But don't sing. And that too with the wrong lyrics.
Not at all.
The lyrics are here in the book. Read it.
Jhaver and I sing the same song in the colony.
Meghna.
Meghna, tell Chintu to stop the car.
What are you doing, mom?
Can't you see I am busy?
Busy, my foot!
Stop overacting.
She's always lost with those earphones around.
Tell Chintu to stop the car.
What happened? All okay?
Stop the car. I want to use the washroom.
There's no washroom around.
I will use the open space.
That's our childhood habit.
Yuck, there are no manners in your generation!
Keep quiet!
Pee and poop are natural fertilizers.
We give water and fertilizers to the land.
And it gives back to us fruits and veggies.
It's a kind of give and take relation with nature.
- Give it like this... - Hey, mom.
I'd have urinated here. What are you doing?
Why did you stop all of a sudden?
I also need to attend nature's call.
At such a place?
Yuck, Chintu!
Oh, no! I too want to go!
- Keep this chair over there. - [CELL PHONE RINGING]
Hello!
Sneha, I am really sorry.
I had no choice but to drive the family to Ambaji.
So we aren't meeting today, right?
How can I come? They literally pulled me.
I had no way of escape.
Once again your false excuses!
No, it is not. I mean it.
Be careful, there's a rock.
- Slowly. - This heat is killing me!
You feel thirsty and want to urinate frequently.
Why did you take the front seat?
Who will navigate?
Your memory is fading now.
Will you actually navigate to Ambaji?
Let it be, Meghna.
She wants to listen to the songs of her choice.
Stop all this drama and look for Chintu. He hasn't returned as yet.
Everybody pressurized me and emotionally blackmailed me to agree.
That's why I'm telling you not to come to this house after marriage.
Try and understand my situation, Sneha.
- Which one? - Okay, I understood.
Shall I come to pick you up tomorrow?
We will hang out.
Will see.
Bye.
[SONG PLAYING ON CAR TAPE]
He has kept the engine on.
The fuel is getting wasted.
- Let me alight and turn it off. - No, I'll manage.
- Instead, press this accelerator. - No, grandma! No!
- Hey, I'm gone! - Don't pull the reverse gear!
You can afford this accident for a few hours of mental peace!
[SONG PLAYING ON CAR TAPE]
[TEMPLE BELL]
I must buy a few more packets of holy offerings.
Don't worry. Do bargain.
[WOMEN BICKERING]
Sir, please give me a coin.
Take care of my footwear.
If I get it back on my return, I will pay you.
Okay.
- [TEMPLE BELL] - Glory to Goddess Amba!
"Glory to Goddess Amba!"
'Let me try even this option.'
'Like you, I also fulfil the wishes of all my family members.'
'That's what everybody expects from a son.'
'From the man of the house.'
'I don't mind doing that.'
'But to fulfil their wishes...'
'I need to know the wishes of these women first.'
'Women never say what they think.'
'And never do what they say.'
'So what do we, the men, do now?'
'O Goddess, please bless me with the art of reading their minds.'
'You too are female.'
'Even then, I'm asking this boon from You.'
Say "glory to Goddess Amba"!
Here it is, sir.
Glory to Goddess Amba!
All of you say it together.
- Glory to Goddess Amba! - Here you go.
- All of you say it together. - 'Miser!'
- Glory to Goddess Amba! - 'Am I a beggar, or is he?'
Hey, don't give me this attitude!
Be happy with what you get.
'Empty pocket! How will he give me anything?'
Give it back.
- You're not even worthy of this. - Hey.
- What did I do? - Return my money!
- What's this? Chintu! - Sir, please don't do this!
This is only a one rupee coin! I gave you 2 rupees!
- Give me one more rupee! - Leave her!
Chintu, let it be!
- Mom! - Hey!
But she was abusing me!
'This insane guy needs urgent treatment!'
- Both you and your dad are insane! - Chintu!
- Chintu, let's go! - She started it!
- Let's go! - Bloody madcap!
She's fast asleep, as if she's too tired after a lot of hard work!
Sarla!
Madam Sarla!
Roll up the window panes, I'm feeling cold.
Why don't you just close the window on your side?
How will I throw away these peels then?
'I first made her shut the window, and then her mouth!'
Grandma, please. Control.
This is the first piece of orange.
Why control?
'What if this door opens all of a sudden?'
'Suppose I fall down and get crushed under the car?'
What are you saying, sister?
'How mean! She kept a big box of holy offerings...'
'separately for her maternal family!'
Grandma, mom, please don't react!
To what?
- 'Hey, 60% off on traditional dresses!' - What are you blabbering?
'Cool!'
'I should go there once.'
That's because it's the season.
What are you blabbering?
Am I blabbering, or is she?
'It's fun to play Garba in traditional dress.'
'But, after the garba, I feel suffocated in that dress.'
'If a zip is fastened on the knee...'
'then the same dress can turn into a skirt.'
Wow!
What an amazing idea!
Why didn't I think of it?
'It will be easier to run in the skirt.'
'One can also run away from her wedding venue.'
'And it's so thrilling to run away and get married!'
'There's no more excitement left in my life anymore.'
'So I've decided to run away and get married.'
What's all this? Take a breath!
- What? - What's the matter now?
Do you want to use the washroom?
What are you blabbering?
I never said anything.
Constant use of earphones has affected your hearing!
And why are you stopping the car again and again?
Wonder what fun you get!
I'm feeling hot.
Turn the AC on.
Just a little while back, you felt cold.
But I'm feeling hot now!
'It's I who will have to clean the glass now.'
'They don't even let me travel in peace!'
Why are you starting all that again?
[PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]
- Rascal! - What's wrong with your language?
Control yourself!
Should I walk all the way home now?
Meghna, help grandma.
I'll hand over the key and come home.
- How do I get out now? - Go by this door.
Garuna, bring the bottle.
Put down the wine glass.
[PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]
How are you, Chintan?
Actually, we've all gathered here...
to collect donations for the cowshed.
I've made only sherbet for everybody.
Pooja darling!
It seems I've taken a little too much sherbet!
[LAUGHS]
Where's Joshi uncle?
He has gone to his sister's house.
Here's your car key.
Yes, okay.
Its tail light is broken.
- I'll pay for its repair. - Don't worry.
My husband had broken it last time.
- Okay. - Yes.
'He shouldn't expose me!'
Don't worry.
Your charity work will remain a secret.
Cheers!
Thank you, Chintan! Thank you!
Cheers!
I hope the bottle isn't visible.
It is.
He looks handsome!
He's sweating!
What do I cook today? A steamed dish will do.
[WOMEN BICKERING]
Why are you talking so loudly? Please talk softly!
Who called me insane?
Sir?
- Keep quiet, everybody! Yes, I am mad! - Sir!
Madam!
Sir, what's the matter?
- Jyoti, I can hear some voices. - What?
That lady said to me that...
she was here not to buy, but to steal a saree.
She was telling me that.
That Meenal from room number 28...
steals shampoo packets from the shop everyday...
and cheers herself after that!
And there's that Karuna.
She buys three betel quids for her husband everyday.
But she gives him only one and chews the other two herself in private.
Can you believe that Karuna chews betel quids?
- But how are we concerned with it? - Sheetal.
She's having an affair with the laundry man!
He goes to her house every day...
and tells her to take out her clothes.
But her husband doesn't even understand! Idiot!
- What are you saying, sir? - Aunt Jhaver...
had gifted you this gold ring, right?
It's artificial.
She made her earrings from the real gold.
'I bought my phone by selling those earrings.'
What?
You sold her earrings and bought a new phone?
- Jyoti, I know! - Sir!
Goggle was rebuked for those empty beer bottles.
- But it was you who had that beer! - Chintu!
Listen, you need rest. Go home.
I will handle the shop.
- You go home. - Yes.
It's better if I go home and sleep.
I suspect some intoxicant was mixed in the holy offerings at Ambaji.
The demonic woman Bhadra is here!
Tell her I'm still in Ambaji and haven't returned as yet!
Greetings.
Here are few dresses for alteration.
A few?
Get them altered by this evening.
- Okay. - Where's Chintan?
I've been trying his number but it's not reachable.
Hope he isn't hiding in the bathroom.
No, not in the bathroom.
'Actually, he's below the counter.'
This girl will land me in trouble!
- Idiot! - Well...
he has gone on a pilgrimage for a day.
He'll be back next week.
- He has gone for a day? - Yes.
And will be back after a week?
Your calculations are absolutely wrong!
I mean, he had gone for a day.
- But some urgency came up over there. - 'I can take advantage...
of Chintan's absence.'
So he'll be back after a week.
- There's also a network issue. - 'She will loot my shop today!'
That's why even his phone is not reachable.
Yeah, maybe.
But he had told me...
that, when I came next time...
then I could take away 8-10 sarees of my choice.
You liar, when did I say that?
Why did she have to come here at this time?
- Hi! - Hi!
Is Chintan here?
He...
'Shall I tell her that you're dead?'
'Idiot!'
'You mean you got crushed under the car?'
'Really?'
'Wait!'
'One word?'
'English?'
'Mango?'
'Then? Hindi?'
'Gujarati?'
'Mango?'
'Marathi?'
'Ambe(mango)?'
'Ambe... Ambe... Ambe... jai...'
Glory to Goddess Amba!
Excuse me. Where's Chintan?
- He has gone to Ambaji for a day. - Yes.
And will be back after a week.
Show me the sarees now.
'But he was supposed to return today.'
'Is he still angry with me?'
'I hope I didn't overreact.'
I can't show you any sarees without sir's permission.
Dial his number.
See if you can get the network.
But he had told me that he had overspent this month...
because he'd be getting married next week.
So, instead of the rent...
I could take as many sarees as I wanted.
Is Chintan getting married?
Yes.
He had told me. Didn't he, Jyoti?
- Yes. - Oh no!
That's why he has gone to Ambaji.
Frankly speaking, the girl is really nice.
I've already received an invitation.
- Ouch! - So mean!
Mosquito.
I didn't mean the mosquito, but him, because he didn't invite me!
Tell him to send an invitation card for my entire family.
Sure.
'So he has been fooling me since the past four years!'
'I'll take more sarees this time than I did on my last visit.'
'Three sarees worth rupees 12,500.'
'That will sum up to rupees 36000.'
'This is the limit!'
Don't worry, your alteration will be done.
Collect it by tomorrow evening.
'Enough is enough!'
"I'm a Barbie girl."
"In my Barbie world."
"Life is plastic. It's fa..."
Don't harm me! My dad is a policeman!
Liar, your dad is not in the police!
Chintan, is a toilet any place for a meeting?
And why did you shut the door?
I need a favour from you.
- Here, in the toilet? - Yes.
Why?
Because we are alone over here.
Let me go, I can't control it anymore!
Listen, I understand that Sneha is angry with you.
But she will come back.
- Don't change your taste... - Shut up and let me hear.
What will you hear if I keep quiet?
- Your inner... - Help! Help!
Shout in your mind!
What? Shout in my mind?
Say anything you want, but only in your mind.
- Don't annoy me! - Yes, you can abuse me!
But in your mind. Go on.
Abuse you in my mind? What kind of weird desire is this?
Do it, or I'll start abusing you!
Come on.
In your mind.
Abuse me!
- Do it! - I already abused you!
- Why didn't I hear it? - Because I said it in my mind!
Maybe foul language is censored.
- What? - Say it again.
Are you peeing in your mind?
Idiot, I'm peeing here! You mind your own business!
Uncle, abuse me in your mind! Come on!
- Get down! - Idiot, get lost!
Not like that. Abuse me in your mind.
You want it on your face? Here you go! Get lost!
- You'll get me thrashed! Come out! - Hey!
What's all this?
I'm warning you! Stop this nonsense!
Today, it's only this uncle, but tomorrow, the entire city will run to thrash you!
I mean it, Hardik.
Since yesterday, I can constantly hear voices.
Although people remain silent, I can hear their voices.
I don't understand how I hear what someone is thinking.
Listen, we will consult some good doctor.
Rather, a psychologist.
Or else, we will consult some sorcerer.
But please allow me to go for a minute.
Where are you going?
To do the thing I had come here for. Please.
[DOOR OPEN]
'Look at him! He's staring at girls near the washroom!'
'Hey, he looks like Yash Soni.'
'He seems to be a cheap copy.'
'Oh gosh, I forgot my comb! Will he have one?'
You will land me in trouble!
[LAUGHS]
Hey, will the voices stop if you close your ears like this?
I hope some aunt hasn't bitten you.
Because a spider had bitten spider man.
And listen.
Read that receptionist's mind...
and tell me if she's having an affair with someone.
She's been staring at me continuously. Just read her mind once.
Forget her. Read this girl's mind.
Is she having any affair?
Leave it. Her face appears as if she had a breakup recently.
- Where are you going? - It's urgent! I'm a mental case!
Sir, wait!
Why isn't he listening?
You need to speak to him in your mind.
- A woman is sitting inside. - What?
- Hello! - Yeah, send them in.
Sir, madam is calling you inside.
Which madam?
- Where's Dr. Deval? - Yes.
Deval madam is calling you inside.
Easy. Make yourself comfortable. Easy.
- Oops! Take it easy. - Sorry.
- It's okay. - I'm really sorry, doctor.
Call me Deval. And never mind.
First of all, don't be nervous. Tell me your problem.
Let me tell you in detail.
I had been to Ambaji with my family a couple of days back.
After I returned from there, I can constantly hear voices.
Especially... no...
Not especially, but only those of women.
Only of females.
I can hear female voices all the time.
So what's the problem?
Stop them! Why do these women talk so much?
'One more leader of the male dominant society!'
No, please don't misunderstand.
I run a saree shop.
I deal with women the entire day.
I also respect them.
There are three women in my house.
I've never let them face any difficulty in life.
I don't mean to say that women trouble men.
Or that they are troublesome.
But their constant chatter is really troublesome.
- Do you want us to keep a vow of silence? - Not at all!
Let women talk as much as they want.
But I can hear what they speak in their minds.
- Meaning? - I mean...
Think about something in your mind.
I will repeat it for you.
- So you will read my mind? - Yes, exactly.
I'm not here to joke!
- If you want to waste my time... - No!
I'm not joking. Please think of something once.
Come on, you're not thinking anything.
'Oh gosh, how did he come to know?'
- 'What the hell!' - What the hell!
- 'He's repeating my sentences!' - He's repeating my sentences!
'He'll come to know everything!'
He'll come to know everything!
'Deval, don't think about your ATM pin.'
Deval, don't think about your ATM pin.
- 'It's 347...' - It's 347...
- "Be with me, beloved..." - 'Distract him.'
Distract him! Come on!
'He can even sing the songs!'
He can even sing the songs!
"Long robe and moustache, turban..."
It's 'round moustache'. Turban word is used in the next line.
You're like a cow.
Chewing all the time!
"It felt that my world is melodious and colourful."
"a tornado of fragrance and my..." Slowly.
Please, slowly.
Rewind from the line... "tornado of fragrance."
'He's singing loudly and telling ma'am to sing slowly.'
This is a gone case. It will take time.
No, we are almost done.
"It's me and my memories of lost love."
Amazing!
Yes, but even if you say something normally...
I will be able to hear it.
I am sorry. I mean, it's amazing!
It's a magical power!
What power?!
It's become a big problem for me.
What's your problem with this?
Those women outside do not sing with me like you do.
I can hear their frustrations, irritations and disappointments all the time.
Exactly.
You can understand their problems only if you hear their frustrations.
And you can help them only if you understand their problems.
Madam, Rajvi! Come fast!
Doctor...
will I have to listen to their voices and solve their problems?
- But what about my problem? - Wait a minute.
This is an emergency.
Please lift me!
Who give them permission to build such a tall building?
Why did she have to do it today?
Everybody wants to do everything today.
What's this Mount Everest doing in Ahmedabad?
- Come fast! - Who's she?
Where's she?
Did I climb all these stairs just to see the lock?
Sister!
Madam, sorry!
I'm not a professional, so I have no idea what to say.
But please come down.
- Listen to me once. - What are you doing?
Rajvi!
Rajvi, dear!
Rajvi!
Rajvi, no!
Hey!
- Rajvi! - Has she jumped?
Don't do this, girl!
Why are you scaring us?
- Please come down! - You keep quiet!
Rajvi!
I can't see anything here. Let's go that side.
Yes.
Rajvi!
Remember what I had told you.
We will sit and find some solution.
You can't help me, Deval.
Rajvi, don't jump! By swear of your mom!
Her mom passed away three years back.
Oh.
By swear of your dad!
She's in depression only because of her dad.
By swear of Simba.
- Who's this Simba? - Her dog.
Even I didn't know about this.
If you jump from here, what will happen to Simba?
It's working. Continue talking to her.
Rajvi, talking of Simba reminds me.
Listening to women bickering, my life has become worse than that of a dog.
- What are you saying? - What do I say?
- Talk to her about Hachiko. - What?
Talk to her about Hachiko.
Do you know Hachiko?
Who?
A Japanese dog named Hachiko.
Every day, he would wait at the station for his owner to return from work.
One day, his owner died of a haemorrhage.
Hachiko waited for his owner at the same station for ten years...
and died right there.
[SOBBING]
Rajvi, you won't kill just yourself today...
but Simba's hopes as well.
Please come down.
See? This is what I was talking about.
You've saved a life today.
Do you still think this is a problem?
You're the only person in the world...
who can hear what women are thinking.
Use it well.
"Women chattering!"
"I will do something astounding now."
"Just keep watching my magic now!"
Bro, you have a parcel.
Pull it up.
"The place you fill drinking water is like the riverbank."
"Only for women."
"Along with my brain, even my ears used to play martial arts."
"The more I told them to keep quiet, the more racket they'd create."
"If your honour is maintained, it means you are on the right track."
Spiderman once said...
with great power comes great responsibilities.
My foot!
He's having such a good time!
Good morning.
It seems the sun rose in the opposite direction today...
because the man who used to wake up at 7 in the morning...
- and rush out of the house... - [women chattering]
- has turned off the alarm thrice today... - [women chattering]
- and got up so late in the morning. - [women chattering]
[WOMEN BICKERING]
Nothing has changed so far.
He still struggles to squeeze out the toothpaste.
The ceiling still rains down plaster.
Mom's passbook is still not updated.
If something has actually changed...
then it's this man's morning.
Tomorrow at 9 pm. Food Street.
Don't tell anyone.
Okay, bye.
See you.
Bro, take your bag.
Chintu, don't forget the cooker.
Hurry up, dear.
You're wasting time.
Coming.
- Good morning, Chintan. - Good morning.
'Man keeps running in life...'
'I wish Pooja wouldn't open the door.'
Continue.
Haven't composed it entirely as yet.
You're too much!
Archana bhabhi, men of your family are really tough to deal with.
You tell me. Shouldn't this house be redeveloped?
How can I comment?
Dad's decision is final.
After dad's death, the house will be in our name.
- Will is in our name. - Where is it?
Above the cupboard. But why are you asking?
I said man doesn't care about other men.
'Man keeps running in life...'
- Go ahead! Run! - Great, my son!
[DOGS BARKING]
Pooja bhabhi.
Yes, coming.
- Greetings. - Greetings.
Is uncle at home?
- As usual, every Friday... - He visits his sister. I remember.
Yes.
Please do me a favour.
I had given him the house documents during the redevelopment meeting.
I need their copies.
You can ask dad when he returns in the evening.
It's a little urgent. I've to apply for the loan today.
Uncle has kept it in some old trunk above the cupboard.
You please keep it ready. I will collect it in the evening.
But the trunk is quite heavy, and it's on top of the cupboard.
- How will I bring it down? - It's Friday today.
Your charity circle will come and help you.
- Or else I'll talk to uncle. - No.
Don't worry.
After all, we are your neighbours.
I will get the trunk down and keep the documents ready.
- You can collect them, okay? - Thank you very much, sister Pooja.
Smarty!
Thank you, ma'am. Visit again.
The yellow saree will suit madam.
Wow! You look much better today!
Which mental hospital were you treated in?
Actually, I needed a different approach. You too change your approach.
And, henceforth, you can call me "Chintu" even at the shop.
I'll feel good.
It seems he needs a brain transplant surgery!
Let me show you this. It's a latest design.
It will be in trend during the 'navratri'.
This is really nice. But...
It's actually very pretty, but...
But I can't don party wear for 'garba'(folk dance).
And wearing 'chaniya' for the party...
No ways! It will suffocate me.
Meghna's idea...
Will you please show me that?
Premila ji.
- Hello, ma'am. - Hi.
I'm Chintan Parikh, owner of this boutique.
This traditional 'chaniya' will definitely suit you.
But I think you should experiment with it.
You seem to be a trendsetter.
So, you need something...
- that you can wear both at a party and... - Actually, you're right.
- I see. - After the 'garba', Radhika...
I mean, I've to attend my friend's birthday party.
I can't go to her birthday party in a traditional dress.
- Not at all. - I can't even go home and change.
- Mom won't allow me to go. - Mom, oh...
Everybody will be in party wear in the Insta posts.
Only I will be in a traditional dress. It's so stressful!
Hashtag '#fashionfail'!
Don't take stress, I have a perfect piece for you.
Just give me a second.
Wow!
- Can I try it on? - Sure.
Hi, this is Bhakti Kubavat.
And you can see me wearing this beautiful outfit
in three different styles.
This is by a very amazing designer...
who is very talented and innovative.
Check this outfit out at a very outstanding store.
'Parikh & Sons'.
Enjoy your party.
Thank you!
You've saved my day. Bye.
[HORN HONKS]
Mission successful!
Chintan, when did you return from Ambaji?
When will I get your wedding invitation?
Jyoti, bring my altered dresses if they are ready.
And yes, will you pay me my rent next month...
or should I take away more sarees?
Actually, the thing that...
'Start with your excuses that you have no money...'
'so that I can take more sarees and sell them off!'
Sell them?
I feel like selling off the entire stock and paying you your rent today itself.
Come on, let's finalize our accounts.
Jyoti, send Shanti with madam...
and get back the deposited sarees from her place.
Also call Ramniklal and tell him to take the entire stock back.
Okay. How much is the pending amount, sister Bhadra?
Never mind. All your sarees are always classy.
I took them away because I liked them.
Take it that I've bought them.
- It will benefit your business. - So nice of you!
In that case, take the bills for those sarees.
I already have the accounts for the sarees.
- Monthly rent for this shop is Rs.18000. - Yes.
Last week, you took 3 sarees worth Rs.12500.
And 2 sarees worth Rs.8000.
The total amount is Rs.53500.
Yesterday, you had come again in my absence.
This time, you took one saree worth Rs.15000 and 2 sarees worth Rs.13000.
If we total this amount, then... Hey!
I forgot to count the alteration charges.
But, since our relations aren't that bad...
I'll waive off the alteration charges.
So the total amount now is Rs.94500.
Divide this total with the rent amount of Rs.18000 per month.
So how many months' rent...
- 5.25... - 5.25 months.
Round figure 6 months.
Why 6?
It's 5.25 months.
Sister Bhadra, your mathematics is very poor.
Since the past one month...
you've been advertising your show through my shop.
You had said that a newspaper ad will cost you Rs.10000.
But here, your ad is being displayed everyday.
That too, to your target audience. That is, ladies.
So, the first three months' rent is adjusted with the sarees...
you took when you pasted this poster.
So don't ask for any rent for the next three months.
New stock is here.
- Jyoti, show her that red saree. - Yes.
'I wish he wouldn't notice this saree.'
Hey, I think I've seen this saree somewhere before.
- This is... - Gift?
Give me a cup of concoction.
Right away, mom.
Jhaver, keep that mobile aside...
and concentrate on the concoction.
Else, mom will lose her temper.
- Hey, listen. - Yes?
We should start with something like this.
What's it?
See this. Mom's cooking.
Hey, she's Kalpana.
Yes, her daughter had started a Youtube channel 3 months ago.
She posts new recipes every alternate day...
and mints money working from home.
- Does this Youtube platform pay? - Yes, of course.
People have earned in millions...
by posting videos on Youtube.
Honestly, there's no investment, and only profit.
Okay.
Listen to me.
What if we start with something like this?
Yes.
No ways, I don't want to get into all this mess.
You don't have to do much in this.
Just make a video and post it on the channel.
Then we too will earn money working from home.
It looks easy, but no. I can't do this.
No 'ifs' and 'buts'. Let's make a trial video.
Concentrate on the tea.
- Yes. - You didn't even tell me!
Greetings.
I'm Sarla Parikh.
Today, I will show you how to make dry fruit fritters.
First, turn on the stove.
Then heat oil in a pan.
Will you serve me my tea after my death?
Yes, coming, mom. Wait a minute.
"Let me pull the lorry. Come on."
Set up everything . I will go up and be back in a jiffy.
Okay.
- That's it. - Yes.
Easy, man!
- Hey, who are you? - Sneha, it's me, Chintan!
- Stop screaming! - Get down first!
Listen to me at least!
Wait a minute!
Why did you come here?
- Who are you? - Chintan!
Have you come here to invite me to your wedding?
There's a misunderstanding, Sneha!
Listen to me at least! Please!
How much time will he take?
Are you getting late? Do you have to go to buy an IPL team?
Just wait here quietly.
Tell me one thing.
Do you mix your sweat in the spicy water?
- Sweat? - But...
Sweat.
No, I use mineral water.
Absolutely clean.
How will one get the taste then?
You don't know how to make it.
I will teach you.
Take potatoes. Then add sweat to it.
Then take Bengal gram. Add sweat to it.
- Then take coriander leaves. - Add sweat to it.
No, add pink salt to it.
Add sweat in the end as per the taste.
So you won't be getting married to anyone?
I will.
To you, of course.
Now, let's go. I have a surprise for you.
I don't want to see it. I'm still very angry, Chintan.
Just come on.
I don't want to see anything at this hour.
Don't see.
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
I wish it'd be a little more spicy.
- Make it spicy. - Sure, sir.
I'll make it so spicy that you'll remember me even tomorrow morning!
You've served only two 'puris' so far. Hurry up.
I'm giving them. Have patience.
And who are you to teach me?
You can reduce the amount of sweet chutney.
Her anger is subsiding now.
Hardik, you actually served the best 'panipuri'.
- Thank you. - He has added his sweat too.
- What? - Keep quiet!
No... Thank you. You've to pay Rs.30.
Wonder how many poses I will have to take for a friend.
You're looking like a hero today!
Where did you steal this jacket from?
- Now, a long drive... - Long drive?
Huh?
Shall we go for a long drive?
At this hour?
If you want, we'll wait till morning for your parents to wake up and bless us.
Of course, at this hour. Let's go.
Add a little more sweat.
Let me squeeze the scarf in it!
- Great - Here you go. See this.
[ENGINE REVVING]
Hey... hey... Chintan!
Where are you going with my bike? How will I go home?
Oh gosh! I won't go walking!
Do you want me to book a cab for you?
- That will be great! - Shut up and wait till he returns.
Now, make me a plate. Mix the snacks.
Right away, adding sweat.
Add everything in the right quantity. I'm also hungry.
I care about everybody, but nobody cares about me!
I'm there. Don't worry.
You're my good friend.
Do you have any booze?
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
Yes, see you in the evening.
Mom, I will return home late tonight.
I'm going to Nishi's house to study accounts.
Concentrate in your studies.
Okay.
Bye.
- Has she gone, Chintu? - Yes, she has.
- Make sure she wouldn't know. - Yes.
Otherwise she will kill me.
Just give it to me.
I'm dead!
- I'm dead! - What happened, mom?
Gone... gone...
I'm gone!
It's time for me to depart!
See, the Lord of Death has left heaven to take me away!
- Stop this nonsense, grandma. - I mean it.
She started it again!
You'll obviously call it a drama because you'll be happy if I die!
Grandma, nothing will happen to you.
You've to complete a century.
No, Chintu.
My time is up.
I saw...
I saw that all of you were sitting here for the final rites.
My dead body was lying here covered with a white cloth.
My face was covered.
If your face was covered...
then how did you know that it was your body?
I possess a unique power.
- You possess it? - Yes.
Whatever I see in my dream comes true the next day.
Stop laughing and believe me.
I once saw a dream that a dog was running behind Meghna.
The very next day a dog bit her.
Naturally, the dog bit her because she had taken away its milk.
You won't believe it.
Let me tell you another experience.
This happened before your birth.
I had a dream that a witch was standing at our door.
Soon after that, your father married your mother.
Grandma, please! Don't start all that again!
One dream comes very frequently.
That our shop is being looted.
A masked thief enters the shop...
stuffs all the cash in a bag and runs away.
I chase him. And this goes on and on.
You were running?
Can't one run in a dream?
But the moment I try to grab his collar, I tend to wake up.
Thank goodness I'm safe!
Did you say something?
Did you hear anything?
No, I thought you blabbered something.
Is this power hereditary?
Sarla, there's some tussle in Joshi's house!
Come fast!
Sarla, stop!
'Oh gosh, I'm caught!'
'I hope he hasn't noticed.'
Chintu, please help me.
Oh God, this pain!
The Joshi brothers, who lived in a joint family...
pretending to be loving and caring for each other...
have finally argued and separated, thanks to Chintan.
Joshi family sees partition in the near future.
[NEIGHBOURS CHATTERING]
After Chintan's intervention...
the Joshi family has started to break up.
[NEIGHBOURS CHATTERING]
With Joshi uncle's death, Chintan's dreams also died.
Chintu. Sit down, son.
You were so right, son.
Instead of partitioning a house...
it's better to live separately.
Do me a favour.
Call those redevelopment officers tomorrow.
[QUARRELLING NOISES]
Your decision is an order for me.
Enough! Please have some patience!
Everybody will get the sarees and dresses of their choice!
Please be patient! You will get everything!
No, we don't have any other branch.
It will remain open till 10 PM.
I'm the owner of this shop.
What's all this?
No idea. They are talking about some video.
What video?
See this.
Hi, this is Bhakti Kubavat.
And you can see me wearing this beautiful outfit in three different styles.
This is by a very amazing designer who is very talented...
Who is she waiting for?
'I hope this dress isn't awkward for the date.'
In fact, this looks good.
Hmm?
Looks good.
Am I? Then what are you waiting for?
You family likes me. I like your family.
Everything is set.
A lot has to be done yet.
- But I have... - I'll never let you stay in....
my quarrelsome house.
Do you intend to separate them?
Eat this quietly. Trying to know my opinion!
Did you see this?
I am watching.
It's your mom's video.
- Did you see? - Mom's video?
- Greetings. - The channel name is Parikh Kitchen.
My name is Sarla Parikh. Today I will...
What's going on in the house?
How many more secrets are yet to be exposed?
Today I got to know that grandma...
Grandma, what?
Huh?
You place the order, I'll be right back.
Hey!
- Uncle stopped me. - Don't give me excuses!
Where shall we eat? Here, or there?
Will you eat steamed food?
No ways! We aren't here to eat steamed food!
Hey, no. I've given him some money on credit.
There's life beyond money. Alright, I will give you a treat today.
It will be memorable for you.
Let's go there.
- Yes, that's our fixed place. - Exactly.
Lalu bhai, serve us our regular order.
Serve me a good quantity. I'm really hungry today.
I was really dying to eat these eggs!
'I'm done for! How come he is...'
'Find some excuse, Meghna!'
'Let me say that I was unaware about eggs in this dish.'
'No, this is vegan egg.'
'No, Google had challenged me to eat it.'
How could you challenge me to do it?
- Challenge? - I had...
For all the fake excuses you had in mind, you get an egg!
- Actually, Chintan. - You better keep quiet!
Your entire family is full of fakesters!
Tell me one thing, Meghna.
Does veganism say 'no' to milk but 'yes' to eggs?
When was this decided?
Because of you, everybody is drinking black tea at home.
Grandma is suffering from constipation.
I was going to buy you expensive almond milk, but you...
Why? Did I ask you to?
Bro, I...
I became vegan because I wanted to save money.
I see!
I've calculated everything.
Hold this.
See this.
We spend Rs.1900 on milk every month.
Then cheese, ghee, butter...
And cottage cheese every Sunday.
All this would sum up to Rs.3500 per month.
I don't like to see you working alone to make ends meet.
So, I contributed in my own way.
Yes, Chintan.
She also made us stop bursting firecrackers so as to save your money.
She can refrain from bursting it, but allow us at least!
- You... - Let me speak, Meghna!
Just to compete with others, even you will go...
out of your budget to burst crackers.
Such comparison will waste everybody's money.
So she has put a ban on the entire colony.
- You... - Don't!
Just to save Rs.50...
she defuses the main supply any time of her own will.
Wonder what she will do by saving all this money.
She's doing her MBA so that she can earn money.
Actually, she's interested in fashion designing.
- Keep quiet! - No, don't! Let me speak!
The moment she notices a switch is on, she runs to turn it off.
That day, she ran to shut down Kanji uncle's ventilator.
I stopped her.
Otherwise, he'd have been dead by now.
Is it true, Meghna?
Bro, Kanji uncle's time was up.
I'm asking about your MBA.
Yes, but... after completing my MBA...
Forget MBA and join a fashion designing course.
Don't worry about the money.
- I'm there to take care of everything. - But...
You don't know how talented you are.
Your idea of a traditional dress with a zip has become a superhit!
There's a queue outside our shop!
You used my idea?
But when did I...
Meghna, you should charge a commission.
How much was the profit?
Forget about commissions. Let's have a partnership.
Complete your fashion designing course first.
- Then we'll have a great partnership. - Hi.
Hi.
Isn't she the same girl?
Are you courting her?
Language!
We are in a relationship since the past four years.
Oh!
This is a big surprise, bro!
After all, I am your brother.
No, thanks.
[BACKGROUND CHATTER]
Why did he have to die now?
I had to go out for dinner.
Grandma!
Why are you running to complain about me?
We had a deal, Chintu!
Chintu, no!
- Stop! - Hey, deal breaker!
- Since this morning... - Stop your chattering, ladies!
If you expose me, I will expose you!
Chintu, no!
Make way, please.
Chintu, no!
[women chattering]
[SOBBING]
Chintan...
Don't cry, son. Calm down.
Nothing is in our control.
- Yes, dad. - You keep away!
Don't cry, son. This is a part of life.
Calm down. He will come back.
Did he tell you before going?
'If a neighbour is crying so much,'
'then I will have to cry more than him.'
Dad!
'So much of drama for the property?'
'I will be more dramatic than you!'
Dad!
God, you're so unfair!
Dad, why did you leave us and go away?
Please speak to us!
God!
- Dad, please say something! - With Joshi uncle's death...
Chintan's dreams also died.
'They can't even cry properly!'
'Grandma, you're next in queue, I guess.'
- 'I'll give you a tight slap! Shut up!' - 'I didn't mean that.'
- Dad! - I mean, age wise.
After uncle Joshi, you will be the chairman of the colony.
Hey!
- Why were you bending over me? - Your radio, grandma.
See, I've got it repaired.
Take it and listen to it.
- And my passbook? - Listen to me first.
You're the chairman of the colony now.
I mean, the chairwoman.
This colony is England, and my grandma is Elizabeth here!
Wow!
Who's this Eliza?
The queen of England.
- Queen? - Yes.
This is your kingdom now.
Work towards the welfare of your subjects...
and you will be remembered for generations.
'I wish my statue would be installed at the crossroad.'
It will be.
'What if this colony be renamed after my name?'
It will happen that way.
What will happen?
All your wishes will be fulfilled.
But for you to be Elizabeth...
the colony should be transformed into England.
Just imagine...
A luxurious flat in place of this dilapidated house.
A spacious room instead of this small shelf.
Play your radio on high volume! Shout out at the top of your voice!
- Nobody will listen to you. - Nobody will listen?
Nobody at all.
Far away from Meghna and mom's daily bickering!
Alone!
Alone?
All alone!
All alone?
Grandma, the builders will be coming tomorrow.
What do you think?
In the game of snakes and ladders...
when you somehow reach position 98...
a snake can bite you and gulp you to drop...
...at position number 17. How will you feel then?
I had such big dreams.
Big dreams.
What were your dreams?
That Sneha and I will have a luxurious and spacious flat.
- 3 BHK. - What?
Fie upon you! Even your dreams are middle class!
Only 3 BHK?
30 BHK! Happy?
With 30 bathrooms.
You illiterate guy!
B for bedroom.
Roger that.
So much at the top...
that, when you look down, Ambani's house will appear this tiny!
Even my peg is bigger than that! [LAUGHS]
You've nailed it! Must appreciate!
When you open the windows, the clouds will come inside.
And one will sleep on the clouds.
"Pull some clouds, I feel cold."
- "Pull some clouds, I feel cold." - All the rooms will be air conditioned.
- Including bathrooms? - Yes, of course.
Wow!
Bathroom...
When you bathe with hot water in the bathroom with the AC on...
will you feel cold or hot?
- It feels good. - Yes, it feels good!
That's true! It feels good!
Hello.
Hello, Chintan? Deval here.
Hello, Dhaval, what's up?
Hi, Dhaval! What's up?
This is Deval, your counsellor. Remember?
Hardik has sent his regards, Deval.
Are you drunk?
Not exactly. Just mixed it with the cold drinks.
But I am in my senses. Tell me.
Chintan, I'm going to watch a show.
There's this man who claims that he can read women's minds.
- Oh, really? - I think you should come.
I'm sending you a photo. Please check.
Sure. Send me.
[MESSAGE RECEIVED TONE]
This looks like the one in Bhadra's ad.
Bhadra in a beard?
Let's go, Bhadra.
Hey, wait.
Ever since the creation of this universe...
there has been only one division...
which is very important.
That division is male and female.
Completely opposite to each other.
Hello, my friend! Hey!
What happened?
He felt bad and sat down, and isn't talking to me now!
Never mind, let's go.
In the case of Pakistan, at least we know what they want.
But in the case of women, they themselves don't know what they want.
Many of you would agree with me.
Suppose a woman wants to go out.
What will she do?
- Look for the F corner - She won't get ready quickly.
- Check for F. - She will think about what to wear.
She will keep wondering what to wear.
Then she will take out all the dresses from her nicely arranged wardrobe.
She will spend an hour trying on all those dresses.
Finally, she will say: "I have..."
"Nothing to wear!"
Correct! You seem to be experienced! Right?
I don't think there's an F row here.
- Let's go to the other hall. - Chintan!
- No need to be upset.
- Come here! - Yes.
- It's found. - On the other side.
A man's wardrobe may be messy and unorganised...
- but it's completely sorted. - Sorry.
Madam, don't be angry.
- Hardik, collect these popcorns for her. - A man can wear the same pant....
for many days.
I have a few friends who don't even change their underwear.
[LAUGHS]
Let it be. Nobody will notice.
He must be doing the same on the pretext of friends!
A woman's mind is a riddle...
to which she herself has no solution.
And I am going to prove it again here.
In front of you.
Is he married?
Hey, are you...
Stop it! You'll get me thrashed!
- Do you have more popcorns? - Yeah, sir, you.
- Me? - Yes, you.
Will you please come on stage?
Great!
They seem to be married.
- Please, come. - Why are they applauding?
Welcome.
Please.
I want to ask you a very simple question.
What's the date of your wedding?
No, not you, ma'am.
Please... you tell me, sir. What's the date of your wedding?
6th December!
- The riddle is solved! - Right!
Excuse me. Will you please sit down?
You keep quiet!
Ladies and gentlemen, this is my friend Chintan Parikh.
He can read any woman's mind and tell you about it.
If you doubt, you can bet for Rs.200. Come on, Chintu! Get up!
Come on, let's show your power to them, bro!
- Excuse me, what is going on? - Come on.
- Pass the popcorn. - Tell me where to start from.
Start from her.
You're going to cook 'sabudana khichdi' today, right?
How did you know?
Don't do it again!
Give me Rs200.
You've lied to your boyfriend and come here, right?
Oh hello! Please, please!
Madam, you've stuck nose wax beneath your seat, right?
How do you know?
Are you also omniscient like me?
No, I saw her doing that. Like this.
Will you please stop this?
A dress torn at the underarm will not be visible.
No, it's not because I'm drunk. I can read your mind as it is.
Aunt, you're pregnant at this age?
Congratulations!
- Security, take them out! - Congratulations!
Congratulations!
Rs.200 to you from me.
- Are they your elder sons? - Hey!
- Alright, I won't tell anybody. - Don't touch here, it tickles me!
Take them out!
She found me cute!
Guys, listen!
I'm telling you, don't touch me there!
It tickles me! Please, put me down!
Leave him!
- Leave them! - Hey!
- Leave them! - Somebody called me cute!
- He threw away my popcorns! - Cute!
- Congratulations! - Wow, Chintan!
Today I got to see a different form of yours.
Who's she?
Bhadra madam.
- That witch? - No, the owner of my shop...
- the highly respectable Bhadra madam! - All hail, sister Bhadra.
If you're such a good actor...
then why don't you try it on stage?
What if we organize your show in place of Tanmay?
- You can go for it. - Chintan.
This is not right.
Right?
How much will you pay me?
For the next experiment, I will need two men.
May I have two men from the audience?
Sir!
Please be quiet! Listen to me!
Rs.200 for every question.
And keep your mobiles back. A selfie will cost you Rs.50 extra.
- I am here. - Sir, can I get your number?
Sir, how do you do this? Where's your office?
Please, sir.
Pay attention.
Request you to keep the change Rs.826 in hand.
Sir is busy. You will get a chance after half an hour.
Until then, wait at table no.10. Okay?
Sir, I was told Rs. 700...
What about the government tax? Give me Rs.700.
This will be for the GST. Take this.
[INAUDIBLE]
She will dump you before marriage.
She's having an affair with Aman.
- I already had a doubt on Aman... - Hey.
I always had a doubt on him.
And not on your girlfriend?
No.
Calm down and listen to me.
Her insta password is 'Malhar's fan'.
Without any space between the two words 'Malhar' and 'fan' .
You're already having an affair with somebody else.
How do you know?
Even she knows this. Still, she's giving you a chance to reform.
Mend your ways.
[INAUDIBLE]
But why did you order the coffee?
- Hi. - Hi.
Chintan...
Sir hasn't come to the shop since a few days now.
Okay.
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
There's no competition.
But our 'garba'(folk dance) should be top class...
than that of the neighbouring colony.
- People should become speechless. - Yes.
Grandma, what if we hire an event planner for all the arrangements?
Yes.
- That's true. - Right.
- Opinions are welcome. - Yes, she's right.
We agree.
- She's right. - Let's do that.
See, this is our colony.
It's really very beautiful.
I will really enjoy decorating this place.
I will plan something.
- Okay, my grandma... - I know, she's funny.
- Welcome. - Aunty.
How are you?
I'm good.
Here's the steamed rice dish recipe for your mom.
Thank you, aunty.
You're getting the contract based on your work, not on your contacts
- Hello, grandma. - Bless you.
Have a seat.
No, not here. We need to decorate the crossroad.
Not only the crossroad, but the entire colony.
Every lane should be decorated in world class manner.
Sure.
- This isn't any competition. - Don't worry, grandma.
The 'navratri' celebration will be high class.
High class!
- I'll be back in a minute. - Okay.
She's very busy, right?
Sneha, I will call you later.
Where are you?
You haven't answered my calls or met me since the past one week!
You aren't at the shop, nor at home. Where are you?
I'll call you later. It's a surprise.
I'm at your house right now. Hello?
It's such a beautiful house. I'm sure Sneha will love it.
Why don't you adopt me? Please!
All this is so beautiful!
Hello, sister Bhadra.
You can finalize a show.
Wow!
Aunty, please don't refuse. You're really a good cook.
Manage the catering at this event.
I suggest you learn baking. How about that?
No ways. Cooking for the family is okay.
But cooking in bulk quantity? It's not my cup of tea.
You can do it, mom. I will help you.
But...
Aunt, I'm giving this offer not because I know you...
but after having tasted your food.
Okay.
Instead of performing rites on my death anniversary...
he's enjoying drinks with his friend!
Well done, son!
[INAUDIBLE]
Grandma.
Somebody named Ramniklal comes to the shop.
And Chintu pays him money without any bargaining.
Let's go!
- Can you walk without support? - I can also run on my legs!
- Come on! - Hey!
Hello.
The second bell will ring in five minutes.
Be ready.
I said you'll have to waive off 10 months' rent in favour of this show.
Yes. Let's complete this show first.
Don't worry. Chintan understands everything.
Pull the curtains.
- Grandma, that's him. - Ramnik?
Oh, hell!
Hello, everyone.
If there's any bickering amongst the women in the house...
don't worry. Chintan understands everything.
If women add up to your stress...
or your girlfriend is the reason for your depression...
don't worry. Chintan understands everything.
Sneha?
Sneha, I was going to call you up.
Listen to me.
What's all this?
"Chintan understands everything."
Sneha, I have...
I have a superpower.
Sneha, I can read women's minds.
I've saved a girl's life using the same power.
Once my shows are big hits, we will shift into a big house.
Just a minute.
Did I ever tell you that I want to shift into a big house?
Did I ever tell you that I can't stay in your parental house...
with your joint family?
Sneha, I'm doing all this for us.
What do you mean by "us"?
I don't want a new house.
Nor does your family want it. So who is it for?
The one you're claiming to do all this for only desires a little of your time.
Do you remember the last time you had dinner at home?
"Chintan understands everything!"
What do you understand? Explain to me.
You can't even understand the women in your family!
And you pretend to understand all the women in the world?
Chintan, are you even aware?
Yesterday, your mom's BP had touched 142.
The doctor advised her not to take any stress.
So she has hired three women to help her in the kitchen.
Grandma always indirectly enquires from Jyoti...
whether you're at the shop, or had your lunch...
and whether she should manage the shop to reduce your burden.
Meghna has a crush on her classmate.
Let alone him, she can't even share her feelings with you.
All this is going on in your house.
You live in that house...
and this is how the women in that same house think.
Are you aware of it?
Honestly, I don't care.
I don't want to know if you have any superpower or not.
Even if you're telling the truth, it's of no use.
Because you've turned yourself distant from your own kin.
And you've distanced yourself from me too.
Maybe...
you could read our minds.
But have failed to understand anything.
Change the name of your show.
All the best.
Mom, for you...
Sign here.
Money?
Come, Chintu. Sit down.
- Take this. - Meghna...
Don't talk to me!
Grandma, I was going to tell you...
Almost everybody is ready for the redevelopment.
The builder has promised to give two houses to each owner.
I can't assure you after how many years they will give it.
But they definitely will.
Until then, we'll have to rent two houses.
If we want, we can ask the builder to pay the rent.
It's up to us.
Here.
- Refuse their offer. - Why?
This is what you always wanted.
Everybody has agreed now, so...
Yes, except Joshi uncle's family.
After Joshi uncle's death, his sons have patched up.
And they refuse to vacate the house.
But don't worry, I will convince them.
Actually, mom is ready.
But uncle runs the house, so dad said...
You keep quiet!
Sign here.
Son, we've to give Rs.35 to uncle Suresh.
Because he used to often buy you ice candy in your childhood.
And uncle Modi.
To him, too. House number 17.
You had once fallen from the swing in your childhood.
He then carried you and ran to the doctor.
Had he not taken you to the doctor...
you'd have lost sight in your right eye.
But don't worry.
We'll repay his obligation with cash.
In short, we will clear off all our dues before leaving this place.
Grandma, please. Why are you doing this?
Am I doing this?
You're mishandling the shop's accounts...
and saving money for a new house.
Yes, grandma. I made a mistake.
I apologize.
I don't want to leave you all now.
You go! We are a menace to you, so go away!
No, grandma. I understand now.
Your Chintu had never understood anything.
Today, I like your rebuking much more than anything.
Tussles in the families of others are their matter.
But any tussle in our family is our personal matter.
I want to live amidst this uproar now and not run away from it.
What an idiot I am!
I was looking for a house, at the cost of my sweet home!
Please allow me to live here.
Hmm... grandma.
Hmm?
Don't pamper him.
You hid this from me too, bro.
- I've nothing to hide anymore. - Really?
Then what about Sneha?
What do you mean?
That you both are in love with each other.
Mind your language!
Oh!
Grandma.
- Meghna, no! - She came to our house that day...
pretending to be such a nice girl!
- Not now! - It was just a drama.
- Not now, Meghna! - Both of them...
are having an affair since four years now.
Grandma, Meghna eats eggs.
What?
She stopped your morning tea.
Disturbed your constipation.
And she eats eggs outside.
Chintu drinks liquor.
He doesn't even pay me.
Grandma, Meghna had burnt your passbook.
Meghna?!
She said that this old lady wants to update her passbook...
in this age of digital India.
There are no big transactions taking place in your account.
So why update your passbook everyday?
Rs.1253 is the last balance in your account.
She told me that.
[LAUGHS]
Hey, why are you laughing?
Aunt, your daughter...
loots me everyday by presenting fake bills of snacks and rickshaws.
I have taught her that.
Heard her, grandma? And you were angry with me?
But even your best friend is looting you!
Jhaver?!
Grandma, remember, the mike was turned off...
when you were singing a devotional song on 26th January?
- It was Goggle's prank. - Yes, but it was Meghna's idea.
Goggle, I know that Jyoti, and not you, had beer at the terrace.
What?
- Hey, do you drink beer? - Jyoti?!
Yes, coming!
Rashmi is calling me.
- Stop! Chintu... - I'll be right back.
Jyoti, stop I say!
- Jyoti! - She won't spare Jyoti today!
Uncle had beaten me black and blue for her mistake!
Your uncle also takes liquor every Friday.
Oh my God!
Uncle - a culprit? I won't spare him!
- Come out, you Bhadresh! - Are you sure it's Bhadresh?
Uncle, your daughter meets Rahul daily on the terrace.
What?
But she goes to put the poppadom for drying.
You dimwit, how will poppadom dry at night?
I won't spare that Rahul!
I won't spare him!
Leave it! It's my bottle, Goggle!
I've never had it. Can I taste this drink? I will be a sinner if I do that .
Get lost!
Your wife is out of control ever since the laundryman came to the area.
Get lost now!
Jyoti!
I haven't done anything! Chintu is lying!
He's mad! No, mom!
Aunty!
Rahul!
- Grandma. - Yes?
When we were in class 12, we had an accounts teacher named Rishita madam.
- Chintu had proposed to her. - Why are you interfering now?
Why not? Even I had a crush on her!
Grandma, that's why he was going to her for accounts tuitions.
Yes.
Grandma, Meghna regularly steals Rs.100 from your purse.
- Is it? - He smokes.
He doesn't pay me for that as well.
- Chintu?! - Mom, grandma can walk.
[PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]
No, please continue, all of you.
And mom, sorry.
I have to take a BP tablet.
That's why I'm having dinner first.
You all please continue.
Everybody in the colony has started fighting.
Good.
Let me say everything today.
Because I won't have time from tomorrow onwards.
Chintu...
I've already known from day one...
all that you just said.
I know that mom can walk.
You eat eggs, and you smoke.
I know everything.
Chintu, when you were very small...
you used to call water "grandma"...
and address grandma as "sister".
Nobody could understand your language.
But I could figure out very well...
when you wanted to eat or sleep.
So I can understand all of you before you tell me.
Maybe that's why I often open up my mind.
But who listens to me?
Do you listen to me?
Just a minute.
Everybody wants to live on their own terms!
Nobody wants to listen to anyone else!
I've been repeatedly asking you to bring me a cooker.
Four days back...
I received an advance payment for my contract...
and bought a cooker with that money.
I bought the cooker so that I could cook for all of you.
From my first income.
Chintu, whether you had brought a cooker or not...
meals will always be ready at home on time...
and you'll get to eat them on time.
You haven't become a hero by bringing this cooker today.
He wants to give explanations!
Do you remember...
the last time you had gone inside to put your plate in the sink?
They can't even get for themselves a glass of water!
I will serve all of you!
All of you want to just run away every morning!
And return home at night just to sleep!
But what do I do?
I have no choice at all.
It's 11 pm now, and I've to cook for 20 people tomorrow.
But I haven't even made any preparations as yet.
All of you can continue.
Please!
Let me chop the tomatoes for you.
[CLEARING THROAT]
Give it to me, Sarla.
Maybe that's why I could never read your mind, mom.
Huh?! What?
Nothing.
Since when could you walk on your own, grandma?
Ever since you started eating eggs.
Sarla, don't worry. I will help you with all the chores.
- Okay, mom. - Yes.
Happy realization.
Better late than never.
Why are you laughing?
- Hey, no mischief! - Put it there.
Keep yours with you.
- Mom, tell him something. - Don't waste it, please.
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
If God is angry, it's easy to pacify Him.
- But not an angry friend. - Make sure my radio isn't damaged! - Grandma.
If it's so difficult, what am I here for?
There's a person on our list called Chintan Parikh.
His girlfriend is Sneha Mehta.
She's angry, and isn't even expressing what's in her mind.
Chintan has requested us to play a nice song for her...
listening to which she might cool down.
There's a lot to be said.
But I'm not being able to say it.
It has to be expressed without words.
Can't that be possible?
So listen.
- Hey smarty, come to terms now! - Grandma, please!
We can't even help him!
[MESSAGE RECEIVED TONE]
[DOORBELL CHIMES]
- Greetings. - Greetings.
Greetings. Please come in.
- Wow! - Very good! Perfect!
- You've mastered it so well! - Yes! It's great!
It's a 'yes' from me.
Have some more.
Now, I am not sure.
Obeisances from the Parikh family, O Mother.
Everybody is happy.
If dad were alive, he too...
No, I haven't come here to complain.
In fact, I'm here to thank You.
People go beyond their limits to receive Your blessings.
But You blessed me without my even being Your ardent devote.
Thank You.
But, please take back Your boon now, O Mother.
Selfishness had gotten over my head.
But I can now read women's minds...
and understand their silences too.
If You're in the mood if granting a boon...
then grant these understandings to every man.
Thank You.
"Benevolent Goddess Amba,"
"the one who eliminates sorrows"
"She lives in the hearts of her devotees."
"And bestows them her blessings."
"She has descended from her abode to the open ground."
"I welcome you, Goddess Amba."
"Repeat with me."
"Glory to the Mother Goddess."
"Repeat with me."
"Glory to the Mother Goddess."
"Repeat with me."
"Glory to the Mother Goddess."
"Repeat with me."
"Glory to the Mother Goddess."
"Repeat with me."
"Glory to the Mother Goddess."
"Repeat with me."
"Glory to the Mother Goddess."
"Escalate my faith in You and cover up my mistakes."
"That's my prayer to You."
"Except the inexplicable emotions in my eyes"
"I've nothing else to offer You, O Mother Goddess."
"Accept this heartfelt reverence to You, Goddess Amba."
"Your blessings are for all, whether atheist or non-atheist."
"O kind hearted and affectionate Goddess."
"I welcome you, Goddess Amba."
"Repeat with me."
"Glory to the Mother Goddess."
"Repeat with me."
"Glory to the Mother Goddess."
"Every time I am stuck up with my own mistakes,"
"I seek Your refuge, O Goddess."
"I agree with all Your conditions, but I have a request."
"I want to be Your favourite child forever."
"You are always rising up,"
"and never setting, O Mother Goddess."
"You're our source of light that has brightened the world."
"O kind hearted and affectionate Goddess."
"I welcome you, Goddess Amba."
"Repeat with me: glory to the Mother Goddess!"
Glory to Goddess Amba!
Glory to Goddess Amba.
Be careful. This is an accident prone zone.
Who said that?
What?!
Didn't you hear?
You started again?
What pleasure do you get by stopping the car again and again?
I actually heard somebody's voice.
- Dad? - Hey, Chintu!
How's it?
But, you?
Your mom is right.
What pleasure do you get by stopping the car again and again?
Come on, start driving.