"Not just a pretty face. I carry heart and grace."
"I am not just nice legs and slim waist and boom pa pa."
"Don't put me in a box. Can't stop me awkward locks."
"I am going to do it my way coz my world really rocks."
"Nobody can force me on anything anymore."
"Look at me closely, I am so much more."
"I am not a helpless woman in an old-fashioned saree."
"I won't agree to everything you say."
"I am a bird in the sky, I want to flap my wings and fly."
"I will live the way I want to live."
"That's how I am..."
"...and I really don't care."
"You want a girl with sexy, sexy hips."
"Someone who has pretty eyes and beautiful, luscious lips."
"I am such a girl who can never be ticked in any list."
"I fly like a cold breeze."
"I am like a gush of air, just a dream."
"Being happy is my one and only desire."
"That's how I am..."
"...and I really don't care."
"The right guy..."
"...is the one..."
"...whose heart is right."
"Desires..."
"...are not just yours..."
"...they are mine too."
"That's how I am..."
"...and I really don't care."
"That's how I am..."
"...and I really don't care."
People give all sorts of advice.
Some say listen to your heart.
Some say use your brains.
Some say put an item song in your film.
If you listen to everyone... you could end up like this.
[AMIT PANTING]
[JUNGLE AMBIENT]
[AMIT FALLS DOWN] [DRAMATIC MUSIC]
[JUNGLE AMBIENT]
Hi, I am Amit Sahni.
Sorry for showing you my dead face.
Actually... I am going to do something that might get me killed.
I am not committing suicide.
Before you think I have a sad story behind me...
...like Mom ran away and Dad died, let me tell you...
...I actually come from a very normal family.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
Dad is a retired bank manager.
He reads the newspaper all day.
From Punjab Kesari to Economic Times...
...he reads everything.
You might notice one thing. Dad doesn't speak much.
And you'll soon know the reason behind it.
Mom. She's the reason.
Dad doesn't get to say much.
Mom thinks she's very cool.
She loves using lingo!
You know what I mean?
BFN. BRB. LOL, etcetera.
Mom's started worrying about my marriage before her own marriage.
And everyday she sits on the swing and makes all her calls.
Rajni?
You mean Mrs. Khosla's daughter?
She's such a BTM. She fasts and stuff!!
BTM, that means 'a wannabe'?
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
And this is Push.
Short for Pushkar.
My third rate friend since third grade.
He thinks he is a master chef, but...
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
So that was my more-or-less normal family.
And a borderline abnormal friend.
And even in my personal life, things were...
...good.
I had everything that showed that IMS.
That is 'I Am Set'.
Car.
Credit Card.
Condo.
My perfect house with my latest gadgets.
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
And along with that a blowing job.
I mean a mind-blowing job.
Sorry! Sorry! Mind-Blowing!
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
Hey, Amit. Great job on the Epsilon Deal.
Thanks, Arjun.
That's my boss, Arjun.
He's happy.
I recently closed a deal...
...which increased the number of zeros in his bank account.
Oh wait, that's right. I am... an investment banker.
And I am bloody good at it.
Now you're probably thinking...
..."If everything is just so perfect..."
"...where is the hitch in the story?"
[PHONE RINGING]
Hello.-Have you lost your way?
Have you wandered off your path?
For Rs. 74.95...
...you can have our new GPS service Navistar.
Know Your Way. -Boss!! I am not lost okay?
I know my way.
So I request you to please go... your way!
These telemarketers have made this an art...
...to call at exactly... exactly the wrong time.
But that's not the hitch I was talking about.
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
[PEOPLE CLAPPING AND SCREAMING]
Yeah, good. Okay?
Sachin... Sachin...
Is it necessary to wear this jersey?
It doesn't even fit me properly.
Piya, real fans always wear jerseys.
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
Yaay!
[PEOPLE CLAPPING]
To Sachin's century.
Well, he got out in the 90s four times this year.
Twice at 99!
They are praying for him.
Here we go again!
This time he smashes it.
It's been taken!! He's out at 99!
Third time this year.
Sachin Tendulkar caught behind... for 99!!
God, Amit. It's not the end of the world.
Piya, I think we should stop seeing each other.
What? -You've no interest in cricket...
...nor in Sachin.
I always knew this, but I thought you would change yourself.
Obviously, that hasn't happened, let's move on.
Amit, you want to break up with me for this stupid reason?
You know how much I love you. -This is not a stupid reason!
Sachin Tendulkar is not a stupid reason!
Look around.
Everyone was sad when Sachin got out.
From the heart. But you were pretending... on the outside!!!
What should I do, if not pretend?
You know I don't like cricket.
But I did all this for you.
You asked me to wear this oversized jersey, and I did.
What? But that's not what I want, alright.
Then what do you want, Amit?
I want someone who likes... what I like.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
Goodbye, you freak.
Piya!
I knew you would stop me, Amit.
Actually, I wanted the jersey.
So, if you could just... It's special.
Thanks.
So... I broke up with Piya.
Who's Piya, you ask?
Piya, my girlfriend for the last 3 months.
That means you were still with her?
Oh, congratulations!!
Let's party?
I was worried about you.
I can finally change your name back to Amit. On my phone.
Hello, Amita Sahni.
With a name like Push... -Hey, don't misjudge my name.
There's a history behind my name. It's... It's... royal.
Royal my a**!
Your mom told me the story.
When you were about to be born you were not willing to pop out.
So after being told to "Push, push, push" for 3 days...
...she named you Pushkar.
It's Push! Okay, Push.
Why do I come here?
You're my friend. I want to talk to you about my breakup.
I want to talk about my feelings, but...
Oooh... feelings.
I broke up with my girlfriend...
...because she didn't like Sachin, alright!
She doesn't like Sachin?
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
And you're breaking up with her...
...because she doesn't like Sachin. -Yes.
You're gay.
Seriously.
You see, you see, we're touching... DAMN!!
It is very important to marry the right girl.
Marriage?!
Who are you?!
Where is my friend?! What have you done to him?!
All I am saying is... I am ready, man!!
To settle down.
I want to find the right girl.
And how will you find this 'right girl'?
I have a list.
List.
To understand this logic we will have to travel back in time a bit.
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
"You are the one..."
"...my heart says you are all mine."
"Natasha..." -Amit, please stop! Please stop!
"You are my heart."
Look, I am sorry! Alright, I am sorry!
Look, I have made a list. Okay.
100 reasons why Amit loves Natasha.
100, I love the way you giggle when we watch Tom and Jerry.
99, I love your ears. -Amit... It's over between us.
Okay, I've been trying to tell you for a long time.
No, please. No... no... no... look.
I am sorry, alright. I am sorry!
I said I was sorry. Please... please... please.
Please, please don't leave me. I can't be alone. Please don't.
Nobody will ever love you like I love you. Alright. Please.
Amit, I love Sid.
I mean, between the two of you, look at him and look at you.
He's in a rock band!!
And, you know when he touches me... -Hang on.
Sid Cutto!
Hey, what's up? -You and him.
How could you?
You...!!
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
As special as your first love is...
...first heart-break is just as painful.
"It makes you drink."
"There's loneliness..."
"...there are fights."
"Your head burns like a pan on a fire."
"Love! Love! Love! Love!"
"Love is a stupid thing."
"Oh God! Don't ever bring..."
"...love in my life. Please!"
I will never let any girl break my heart again.
I was going to make a list...
...through which I would find myself the perfect girl.
So that there won't be another Natasha in my life.
So you made a list. And that too because of her.
Buddy... -No, no, no, no... hang on.
Even you have a list. -Really?
Yes. Don't believe me?
Let's try.
Decent or indecent? -Indecent.
Lips or hips? -Hips.
Beauty or bounty? -Bounty.
Mind or behind? -Behind?
Right? -Right!
You may not have written it down but you have a list too.
And I will definitely find the girl of my list.
There are plenty of fish in the sea.
So, from now on I will just... -Swim.
Fish.
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
This is so yummm! -See, I told you.
The fish here are the best in the world.
This is fish heaven.
Everyone dies to come here.
You're so funny.
She's so cute, right?
Her name is Pinky.
And Pinky is a pilot.
I know what you're thinking.
Don't worry, I have already checked.
Observe.
I love Sachin.
Pinky loves Sachin.
She even loves rock music.
Just like me she was crazy about Pink Floyd.
I love Pink Floyd.
Pinky loves Pink Floyd.
Perfect.
After a successful first date, when we met for the second time...
...I felt that maybe... Pinky was the one.
Nice, huh?
Smooth drive.
It's because of the tubeless tyres.
It's 2 weeks old.
These leather seats, they are so yummm.
Six cylinders or eight?
Eight, with a multi-fuel injection system.
Multi-injection!!
What's the horsepower? -200.
And the size. Of the engine?
It's...1.8 liter CRDI.
But actually the torque on this vehicle is...
[CAR SKIDDING]
Car talk turns me on, baby.
No.
So... Pinky's a little kinky, huh?
What's the problem?
Kinky is not on my list, okay.
A little wild streak will do. Tattoo, thong types.
But I don't want full-on nympho.
You know list talk really turns me on, baby.
Tell me. Say something more.
Turn me on. -Hey!
[GAME ANNOUNCEMENT]
Now you tell me, you idiot !!
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
Exactly a week after the frightening...
...episode of 'kinky Pinky'.
I met Sheena on Facebook.
Our tastes were quite similar.
You know, the thing I liked best about your Facebook profile?
I found it really hot that you can cook.
Actually, it's more of a hobby, it's not a big deal.
I mean, still, what can you cook?
I cook chicken sometimes. -Wow!
And what about the basic stuff like lentils, bread, vegetables?
I tried making bread once.
It looked more like the map of Australia, than bread.
Hmmm.
Look, I am a celebrity trainer, okay?
And I need to look good.
And my diet is really important for me.
That's why I want a husband...
...who can cook.
So... Why don't you just get a cook, because that...
I did try, but I couldn't find anyone good.
If you can't even make bread...
...why did you write 'Can Cook' on your profile?
How could you do that?
You lied to me.
You are such a cheat!!
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
Piya, Pinky, Sheena.
Things were getting worse.
But I had also made my decision...
...I won't give up so easily.
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
[CAR HONKING]
So we're both MBAs.
You know... Manager By Accident.
I am not just a manager. I am a Senior Manager.
Where did you do your MBA?
Indian Institute of Management Research.
Nice. Where is that? -Bhatinda.
Bhatinda... Oh!
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
So you're a fan of World Cinema. -Yes.
Brilliant.
But I've to leave for home by 10. -Why?
Will your car turn into a pumpkin by 10?
Tonight on my daily soap...
...we will find out if Savita Bhabhi is pregnant!
So I am from IIM-Bangalore. -Cool.
I am from IIM, Ahmedabad. -Oh, nice.
We'll have prawn momos, please.
Sorry, madam, we don't have prawn momos today.
Then what do you have? -I'll just check.
Every time you come here...
..."Madam, this is not available, that is not available".
I don't know why they have it on the menu.
All of them are stupid.
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
After all these mishaps finally there was a 'ray of hope'
Push had a friend called Kiran.
And according to him we were perfect for each other.
He set us up on a blind date.
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
Hi, I am Kiran.
Kiran. Kiran. Kiran!
Calm down.
I did it for your benefit.
See, if you want to make bread, there is an exact recipe.
530 gms flour. 300 ml water.
25 ml milk. 2 tsp sugar. 2 tsp salt.
12 gms of yeast and then...
...my pathetic friend. You mix.
And... and you knead.
And you feel.
What does this have to do with my problem?
That's exactly what I'm trying to make you understand.
An exact recipe can help you bake bread, not find a girl!
Okay. I won't get married.
Single. Done.
I'll tell Mom...
[PHONE RINGING]
Let's try that again?
I'm not going to get married.
I've decided.
I'll tell Mom... whoa!
[PHONE RINGING]
Please pick it up. -Okay.
Hi, Mom. -What up, Son?
Nothing much. That's the problem actually.
You seem to be in a bad mood.
No, Mom, actually...
...I just can't find a file, that's why I am annoyed.
Take a look in the fridge.
Sometimes you keep the random things in the fridge.
You know, Mom, just once I left the remote in the fridge.
I don't do it every time. -Okay, okay, my bad.
So what will you do now?
You know what, I've decided. I'm closing the file forever.
Chill, dude.
Oh BTW.
You know, BTW Right? By The Way.
Yeah, Mom. I know BTW.
And don't call me dude, it's strange.
Come on, Son, get with it.
Okay listen... I have given your number to someone.
Please speak to her.
Mom, how many times have I told you not to give my number to relatives?
She's not a relative, her name is Mala.
She lives in Mumbai currently.
Now, who is this Mala?
She is a very sweet girl. You'll like her too.
What? Mom! I just told you that I'm closing that file. Why?
Now what does the file have to do with all this?
You won't get it alright. I am not meeting any girl.
Especially someone whose name is Mala.
Just talk to her.
Listen, I have a kitty lunch to catch up.
Have to go. Talk to her, please.
Bye.
Mala.
Sounds like she is from the Gandhi/Nehru era.
Amit. "Mala's Man!"
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
Hello.-Have you lost your way?
Have you wandered off your path?
Boss, will you stop calling me?
I am not lost. But I request you to please get lost.
You idiot!
[PHONE RINGING]
Yes, Mom. -Son, are you going to see Mala?
Mom, I am here to meet Mala.
I'll call you after, just chill Mom.
Okay, Son. Smiley face.
[SOFT ROCK MUSIC]
[AMIT] Please. Please. Too much curly hair.
Don't let her be the one.
Hi. -Hi.
Amit? -Yes.
Mala.
-Have a seat.
Why so formal? -No.
Just coming from the office, so still in that mode.
Beer? -No, thanks.
I am not in the mood.
What does beer have to do with mood?
You're at Leopolds'. How can you not have a beer?
Actually, it's been ages since I last came here.
I used to come here back when I was in college.
I love Leopold.
The beer, the food, the music, the history...
...what else do you need in life?
Actually I need a coffee, so I am just gonna...
You know, it was bad enough that she looked nothing like...
...the girl of my list.
But she's totally disqualified by the whistle.
Ahh, that's cool.
K2, Kanchanjunga and Everest.
You know, it's actually called the four mountains fold.
Cute. Suits you.
So how did you meet Mom?
Pole dancing classes. -I am sorry, what?
I used to teach pole dancing in Model Colony.
All the aunties attended it, it was really fun.
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
[MALA WHISTLES]
Pole dancing?
My Mom was...
So is that what you do? You're a dancer.
No. I am a tea-taster... currently.
What?
I taste tea.
You know, new flavors of tea...
...and well I get paid for it.
[RESTAURANT AMBIENCE]
So what did you do before tea-tasting and pole dancing?
Computer hacker.
My pseudo name was 'Mal'.
After listening to this my brain had a 'mal'-function.
It's very simple, alright.
It's specifically written on my list...
...that the girl should be focused on her career.
But she was nowhere close.
You are very interesting.
So... do you like cricket.
No, I like something fast and furious.
This girl will have my list delisted.
I didn't know what to say to Mom...
[PHONE RINGING]
Yes, Mom.
There was no other way.
I told mom that I don't want to get married.
Mom's swing would have halted mid-swing.
[LIGHTNING]
[JAZZ MUSIC]
[PHONE RINGING]
Hello.
Boss, no. I am sorry. I am not lost.
I've never been lost.
I will never be lost. Why don't you...
Never?
Hello.
Hi, Amit. -Who is this?
Amit, it's Mala. You busy?
Mala, hi!
Listen, can I... can I call you back?
I'm in a meeting right now, okay.
Sure. -Yeah, I'll call back.
Okay, bye. -Bye. Bye.
[TV NOISE]
Sorry for the interruption.
A special announcement.
When you want to avoid someone...
...don't delete their number.
In fact, save their number first.
Mala.
Come on. It's going to be fun. [CRICKET COMMENTARY]
Oh, come on. Let's go.
It's a violin recital.
It'll be like a concert of elevator music.
[CRICKET COMMENTARY]
There's nothing wrong with a...
...with a little bit of sax or...
...a little bit of violin now and then.
Move aside, or you'll be facing violence.
You have two options.
Actually, scratch that. You have just one option.
[BAR AMBIENCE]
Don't glare at me so romantically.
We'll continue our love affair after the program.
['VIOLIN RECITAL' PRELUDE]
[PEOPLE CLAPPING]
Thank you. -Thank you.
Wow, what a babe.
That was epic-ness.
Don't pretend. I saw your face.
Be honest, you loved it.
Speak up. -Fine, I did.
Hang on.
Hope you are not getting 'feelings'?
No. It was nice. It was...
Okay.
So come let's go try.
You go. I'll wait here.
I know with me around, you don't stand a chance.
But still, for the sake of our...
...3rd grade friendship, be my wingman.
Amit. -Hi.
Hi.
Listen, you were... -Hold on.
Do you guys know each other? -Yes.
She's Mala. -'Mala's Man?'
Excuse me. -Nothing. He's just...
Hi. -Hi.
Firstly, your performance... wow!
I am Push. Amit's jockey friend.
Radio Jockey? Love guru type?
Not that jockey... this one... friends since we were in knickers.
Ignore him please. More of an acquaintance.
But listen, you play really well.
I had no idea. It was...
I don't reveal everything in the first meeting.
Really? If I was as talented as you...
...I would've worn it on my T-shirt.
That's why... God spared you of talent!
You guys are really funny.
By the way, Amit... you didn't call?
No, I... it's just that...
Have a good night, guys.
Are you sure you're not interested? Just confirming.
If you're not interested then I'll give it a try.
Maybe she'll turn out to be the girl from my list.
Why are you staring?
Didn't you say, "Everybody has a list!"
Come on. Give me her number.
Give me her number.
0... -0...
What's after 0?
While watching Mala on stage I felt angry.
And when I met her somehow I was even more upset.
And when Push asked for her number...
...I felt like breaking all his teeth, but...
It's very clear.
There's no place for a girl like Mala in my life.
She doesn't have a single quality that's on my list.
But still... why was I thinking about her?
Why?
They say drinking beer gives you clarity.
I thought I'll try it out.
[ROMANTIC MUSIC]
Don't know about clarity, but it did give me the need to pee.
When I was sober again, there was just one thought on my mind...
...I... I... had to meet her.
Just once more.
Something was bothering me.
In Push's words...
...something wasn't... right.
[DOOR BELL]
Hi. -Hi. -Amit.
One second, take a seat.
One sec. -Okay.
Wow!
Seems like a bomb went off in a paint factory.
[MALA]Make yourself comfortable.
Yeah!
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
An intelligent man once said 'A dog is a man's best friend'.
Obviously, that intelligent man's best friend...
...never gave him a love-bite.
But I had been bitten by a dog 10 years ago.
And since then I hate dogs.
Worse... terrified of them.
Sir Noni Singh, you are grounded.
You are grounded, You are grounded. Hold.
Sir Noni Singh?
Is he a dog or a colonel?
Are you okay?
Actually, you're sitting on his seat.
Oh, sorry. I didn't know.
He's such a cute little boy. So gorgeous.
So gorgeous. Okay, go. Go play.
You okay?
Yes, ya.
What would you have? Green tea? White tea?
Oolong? Darjeeling?
Actually... I am more of a coffee person.
Do you have Nescafe?
I'll get it from downstairs.
You know what, its fine. Don't worry about it.
Sure? -Sorted.
So, how's the show going?
It's over. It was a one time thing.
Really?
You play really very well.
It's cool, it's like you're completely lost in the music...
...it's really nice.
Thanks.
When I play the violin, I feel at peace.
Peace?
What else is happening?
[MALA SCREAMING]
Have you ever tried it? -No.
I've a small issue with heights. It's not a big deal.
Fear? Don't be silly, it's so much fun.
You know, I am fine.
I am not too interested in this.
Just trust me, you don't know how much fun this is.
If I had any doubt that this girl is crazy...
...it became crystal clear that day.
This girl is MAD... mad.
And MAD was NOT on my list.
But still, I don't know why...
...I promised Mala I'll go with her on Sunday.
[COCK CROWING]
[CAR ENGINE SOUND] My only thought was 'What the f***'.
Look at me. -Nah.
Then it's your turn.
What am I doing here?
With this strange, excited, crazy girl?
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
[MALA SCREAMING]
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
[MALA SCREAMING]
Just like Archimedes while bathing...
...and Newton, after being struck by an apple gained knowledge...
...just the same way I got the answer...
...to my question watching Mala swing in the air.
Opposites attract.
I had heard this saying but never believed it.
In fact, my entire philosophy was different.
There was a huge difference between Mala and my tastes.
But still, I was really attracted to Mala.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
Okay.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
Ready?
No.
Mala, I... I don't think I can do this, alright?
Don't think too much. Just... just jump.
[BEE BUZZING]
[SHOUTING]
What happened?
Amit, you haven't even jumped yet.
Did you see that? A bee stung me. -What?
Yes.
Poor bee.
Poor bee?
[PEOPLE CHATTING INDISTINCTLY]
You're worried about the bee?
You'll be okay, but the bee will definitely die.
I am allergic to bees, Mala. I'm feeling breathless.
It's okay.
Just two minutes. You'll be fine.
[MAN SCREAMING]
First jump, that's why he's so excited.
Not excited, he was scared.
That's why he was screaming.
So... ready for your jump.
Just kidding.
That bee saved me today...
...but what about next time.
And the way this girl was driving...
...I wasn't sure there was going to be a next time.
[CAR ENGINE SOUND]
[AMIT] Okay.
As you can see there was a next time.
I planned to spend some more time with Mala...
...because I wanted to be sure.
To be sure that my attraction to Mala wasn't just...
...because I couldn't find the girl on my list. That's it.
It was research.
But...
...Mala could talk endlessly.
And I didn't want them to end.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
"As the whistle blew, I am shocked."
"I feel fit but I was laughed."
"I am scared and worried at the same time."
"The circuit is connected, yet the lights are out."
"I am kind of lost."
"Whatever happened was not what I wished for."
"I am kind of lost."
"Whatever happened was not what I wished for."
"Just tell me. Tell me!"
"What's happening to me?"
"Just tell me. Tell me!"
"What's happening to me?"
"Just tell me. Tell me!"
"What's happening to me?"
"Now what do I do?"
Who is this? -Guppy.
Guppy? -Guppy.
"My mind's not tuned, it's playing randomly."
"I danced on disco songs my life on classical."
"My heart is distressed with my failed ideas."
"I was playing on the front foot but it was a googly."
"I am kind of lost."
"Whatever happened was not what I wished for."
"I am kind of lost."
"Whatever happened was not what I wished for."
"Just tell me. Tell me!"
"What's happening to me?"
"Just tell me. Tell me!"
"What's happening to me?"
"Just tell me. Tell me!"
"What's happening to me?"
Good night. -Good night.
I want to ask you something.
Ask away.
Are you...
I mean... are we...
...having fun?
Of course.
Today was super fun. -I am not talking about today.
I mean are you having fun with me?
Let's ask Sir Noni Singh.
Sir Noni Singh, are we having fun?
See.
We are having fun.
But can I tell you something?
This is not about fun.
Whenever I am with you I feel like...
...I feel like I am playing the violin.
I feel...
Peace?
Peace.
[AMIT] That night, for the first time...
...I felt like kissing Mala.
[VIOLIN SOUND]
Good night.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
"This gonna be, gonna be..."
"...happening to me?"
"This gonna be, gonna be..."
"...happening to me?"
"Now what do I do?"
[AMIT] Mala and I were together all the time.
In fact, I was so lost in Mala...
...that I did something really that shocked me.
I missed Sachin Tendulkar's retirement ceremony.
I realized this was more than an attraction.
Maybe I am in love with Mala.
An intelligent man once said...
"People are willing to die for their love."
Maybe that's why I told Mala.
I want to go bungee jumping with you.
[WIND BLOWING]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
[WIND BLOWING]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
[AMIT SCREAMING]
No, no, no.
No intelligent man has ever said that when a person is shit scared...
...he forgets...
...all about love.
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
If I had known this was so difficult for you...
You know what, it is difficult.
It is difficult for me to do all this, Mala.
But what's more difficult, is not doing all this.
Not doing what you do.
Not living the way you do.
It's very difficult.
I hate dogs.
I really hate dogs. There I said it.
But when I am with you, he's...
...cute.
Look at me, I've changed.
I feel...
...Alive.
Mala, when I'm with you, I feel...
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
[CROW CAWING]
It's supposed to be good luck.
[AMIT] Good luck? Why do people call it as good luck?
But still, even this was fun with Mala.
"I wish to find myself in your eyes."
"I wish to be in your dreams."
"I wish to mix in your breath."
"I wish to lose everything to you."
"With you I have my destiny..."
"...with you I am not alone when lonely."
"I only keep..."
"...praying for you."
"My life is light up because of you."
"I feel I am unconscious..."
"...I feel intoxicated."
"Without speaking..."
"...our eyes are whispering."
"I feel I am unconscious..."
"...I feel intoxicated."
"Without speaking..."
"...our eyes are whispering."
[AMIT] On July 9th, I...
...Amit Sahni got engaged.
And 48 hours later, i.e. on July the 11th...
...things changed...
You're late.
Yeah, but your MD isn't here. So...
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
You are the MD!
Devika Dev.
[AMIT] Some names are like poetry to the ears.
Zinadine Zidane.
Galileo Galilei.
Marilyn Monroe.
Devika Dev!
My associates, Nikhil Agarwal and Shiv Singh.
Oh... umm... this is...
...Jay and Kumar.
Sir, actually I am Kumar and he is Jay.
Really? -Yes.
I am Amit Sahni, DBS.
Nice to meet you Amit Sahni, DBS, Morgan Stanley, IIM Ahmedabad...
...IIT Mumbai.
Have we met?
Have you heard about Google?
Not Google, that's a googly!
So... would you like to bat first?
Always bat first, that's the rule. -Okay.
But wear your left pad first.
It's lucky.
You're a Sachin fan?
I am... going to get started.
Based on our evaluation...
...Miracle Soft is willing to acquire Aegis Tech...
...for a cash plus stock deal of 580 Crore.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
We estimate a revenue growth of 13.5% in the first year.
And every year it's going to keep multiplying.
As we go along, you can look at your slide no. 3...
...Aegis Tech's firm value v/s equity value.
Let me guess...
...Columbian.
Black.
2 cubes of sugar. -Interesting.
What else do you know?
St. Stephen's gold medalist.
Full scholarship to Wharton.
Youngest MD ever at Silverman Bachs.
That's Google.
You guys haven't considered the possibility...
...of triggering an open offer.
If we lower the percentages...
...restructure the deal, it's a better valuation for both parties.
That is a good point, Amit.
Thank you. -Welcome.
In summary, I think both the parties...
...will be happy if we value the deal at 650 crores.
Do you agree?
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
I do.
Great. Good doing business with you, Amit.
We'll be in touch.
Yes... touch, yes... what we'll be in?
Yes, Dad, just a sec, I'm opening the email.
It's okay, but a little more color would've been better.
Dad, one second.
Amit.
Sir Noni Singh's food is in the fridge. Please.
Sorry, dad. What were you saying?
No, red and gold is good, but...
No, dad, I'm not saying that it's not nice.
Dad, I'll call you in while.
Amit!! Are you okay?
Yeah, just thinking about work.
Oohhhh!! Sorry.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
[PHONE RINGING]
As it turns out, I was distracted.
Devika was constantly on my mind...
...and I just couldn't stop myself.
But she was perfect in every way, alright.
Every way. She was super intelligent.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
Super talented.
Super hot.
Super cool.
[CAR PASSING] [CAR HONKING]
'So, I will be playing a song 'Sa Re Ga Ma'...
...from my favourite film.'
Amit, Son. -Yes, Mom, tell me.
Son, go to a jewelry shop today and buy yourself a sapphire ring.
You know sapphire, don't you? -What?
Why? -IMHO.
It's important. -Huh?
Son, you're really not with it.
IMHO. In My Humble Opinion.
It's important for your Saturn. -Saturn?
The astrologer has said that Saturn is weighing heavy on you.
Saturn's not weighing heavy on me. He's on a diet these days.
Just do what I say. EOL. End of Lecture.
Relax, Mom, just keep swinging.
Saturn can't harm me. I'm hanging up.
XOXO.
[ELEVATOR DINGS]
Amit.
Devika.
Hi. -Hi.
How are you? -Good.
Good.
So... can I give you a lift?
That's funny.
How about you taking me out for dinner tonight?
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
One ring for Saturn. Please.
Looks like you've gone from daring to just 'ring'.
It's not funny, alright.
Strange things are happening to me.
I am going to go to the loo. Saturn needs to be lightened.
No!
[AMIT] Devika was spreading through my system like a virus.
And there was just one anti-virus.
Mala's smile.
The solution was simple.
Avoid Devika. Stick to Mala.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
[AMIT] Idiot!!! Listen to your Voice-over once in while!
Saturn has completely bowled you out of the game.
What are you doing with me... God? This is not fair.
PS, category No.1 of the list.
Should look sexy while smoking.
Like Parveen Babi in "Deewar".
Hi. -Hi. Amit.
How are you feeling? -Fine.
I mean...
Little bit...
I just had to...
I had an important dinner with a client.
So... we're meeting tomorrow evening?
Why?
The deal celebration dinner.
Right, yes. Deal celebration. I am there.
I think you should go.
Your client must be wondering where you are.
Devika, that's not my client.
That's Mala.
My fiancée.
Oh! I didn't know you were engaged.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
Are you okay?
Yes.
Mala. -Yes.
Tomorrow's the deal celebration dinner.
Will you come with me?
I wish I could. Sorry, Guppy...
...but dad's alone. There's lots to do before the wedding.
It's fine.
[AMIT] After telling Devika about Mala...
...the situation looked a bit under control.
But still, why take a chance.
I had a game plan for the deal celebration.
Avoid Deadly Devika!
The Plan: How I hoped it would go.
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
I'll see you.
[AMIT] Reality: What actually happened.
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
Amit!
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
Devika!
You're avoiding me?
What? No, not at all. Just that...
Yes... a little.
Wait.
Let me guess, single malt.
Talisker?
No. Oban.
18 years, on the rocks.
Three cubes of ice.
Spot on. You know my whiskey.
Not just your whiskey.
[PEOPLE LAUGHING]
Amit, my main man.
Hope you're taking good care of our lovely guest.
Devika, you're looking gorgeous.
Thanks, Arjun.
By the way, Amit...
...I've promised Devika that you'll drop her home tonight.
Oh no, please. Don't bother, Arjun.
Amit, I will find my own way.
Nonsense.
Amit would love to drop you home.
Wouldn't you?
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
Hello... is there anybody in there?
Pink Floyd.
[AMIT] Say no.
Say no.
And today's winner Saturn. Game, set, match.
This is what I was afraid of.
Devika is the girl of my list!
Now I know for sure.
But why now when I am engaged to Mala?
Why not when I was looking for her?
I didn't know what to do.
'Who to talk to?'
'Push?'
May be 'Mala?'
'Or...'
Hello.
Hi, Amit. How are you?
Listen, can we meet?
Amit, are you here for a something in particular?
I have a list. -List?
Of everything I'm looking for in a girl.
You're the girl of my list.
After last night even I felt...
...there is something special between us.
You know even I have a list.
Really.
And you're almost perfect... 95%
You're engaged.
That's not on my list.
[EMOTIONAL MUSIC]
Maybe it's just not meant to be.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
What's the point of giving you advice?
You're not going to listen.
I must be desperate.
According to me, when you have Pinky...
...you don't need any Inky.
See what I did? Pinky-Inky. Inky-Pinky.
It's not a joke, alright.
It's a question of my life.
Just once give me some proper advice.
Please.
Aaahhh!!!
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
May I present... the Oracle of Oracles?
The ultimate Magic 8 ball.
Ask.
Should I choose Devika?
Definitely.
Should I choose Mala?
You know what I think... These questions can only be answered...
...by the Magic 8 ball inside you.
Hey!
Careful buddy. Everything takes time to warm up.
[AMIT] As usual, Push's advice confused me even more.
But when in doubt, stick to the list.
Come on. Home.
Guppy, how come you are here? -Just like that.
Don't you have office today?
Is this a surprise?
Look who's here.
I want to talk to you.
Mala, forgive me for what...
...I'm about to do.
I found her.
The girl of my list.
List?
For many years I've been looking for the perfect girl.
I have a list.
I couldn't find her for many years, so I gave up.
That's when I met you.
I really like you, but...
I am not the girl of your list.
We would've been really happy together. I know that.
But... I don't want to live the rest of my life thinking...
...that what if I had been with the girl of my list.
I am sorry.
Please forgive me.
[AMIT] I had never been slapped by a girl before.
But Mala's silence unsettled me.
[EMOTIONAL MUSIC]
It's okay.
This is for the best.
[EMOTIONAL MUSIC]
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
[AMIT] Mom and Dad were completely shocked.
In fact dad gave up reading his newspaper.
And mom stopped swinging.
But I was only listening to my list.
[WAVES SOUND] [GUITAR SOUND]
"Devika..."
"Be mine, Devika."
"Since the day I saw you."
"My heart opened up."
"You are the one."
"It's you..."
"...the girl of my list."
I am a 100% now.
"I want to make you happy too."
"Surrender my life to you."
"Devika."
"Be mine."
[NOTIFICATION ON PHONE]
"I used to listen to people say it..."
"...but now I have experienced it."
"Love is a very strange thing."
"People used to say things..."
"...but now I have realised this."
"Love is a very strange thing."
"It calls everyone..."
"...and whispers in their ears."
"Love is a very strange thing."
Everything is just so perfect, isn't it?
That's exactly what I was thinking.
"Once you fall in love..."
"...you are up lost forever."
"Love is a very bad habit."
"It leads to strange actions..."
"...and our world turns upside down."
"This happens to everyone who falls in love."
"It gets very naughty."
"It gets very bossy."
"Truly, love is a bad habit."
"It's like a rollercoaster ride..."
"...and now it's our turn."
"Truly, love is a strange thing."
It really was... picture perfect!
And that's how life should be. What more can one ask for!
Amit? -Yes.
Amit, I think we should take a break.
What?
Not that kind of break, silly.
Just for a day.
So we give each other some space.
It'll be good for our relationship also.
Okay.
I guess we do spend all of our time with each other.
One day.
Break.
Okay.
A day off!!
So that's what the perfect relationship...
...with the perfect girl is. -Yeah.
Interesting.
Do you get national holidays off also?
Okay, tell me.
Have you had the perfect night or the perfect fight?
What are you talking about?
We don't fight. That's why it's the perfect relationship.
Remember.
You two don't fight?
I mean... never?
No.
S*** man.
You're gone. -Thank You.
Dude, fights are important in every relationship.
Even if they are small ones, like ours.
They are like an air-valve on a pressure cooker.
They stop relationships from exploding.
Because if the pressure increases too much...
And you know the best part about fights, man?
After the fight, there is the...
...make up!
I guess we never had an opportunity.
I'll give you opportunities!
Look, girls are like viruses, they adapt quickly.
Toilet seats, dirty socks, wet towels, its old news.
lf you want to fight, then adopt their formula.
Use the same weapons of mental destruction against them.
How is this? Do I look good?
Of course, Amit. You look really nice.
No! I think this makes me look fat!
Amit, it's just a suit. All suits are the same.
How can you say that? It's not "Just a Suit", okay!!
Amit baby, we are getting late. Please can we go?
No. We're not going anywhere.
Now there's a doubt in my mind.
Now I am going to try all the suits, okay!
[AMIT] lf that doesn't irritate her, then add some more spice.
What are you thinking?
Nothing.
Just enjoying the evening.
What are you thinking now?
Nothing, Amit. I am not thinking about anything.
Now?
Nothing. -Share.
Talk. Communicate. Open up. -Fine.
I am thinking about how perfect we are...
...and how much I love you.
Aww...
[AMIT] And now... to fan the flames.
After this she will surely explode.
We will take utmost care.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
Hi, Amit. Anything urgent?
No, I was just thinking about you.
Amit, I'm a little busy now. Let's talk later, alright. Please.
No, Devika.
I want to talk to you now... about my feelings.
Amit. This isn't the right time. Let's talk in the evening, please?
Listen, Devika, communication is very important in relationships.
Lack of communication leads to problems.
I don't want problems, Devika.
Do you want problems?
Go ahead.
What?
I...
Well...
I feel like...
...I'm, you know, unrewarded at work.
I've been stuck in this VP position for so long and nobody sees me.
And I want to be there. But I am stuck here.
And I wish I could... You're there.
I wish I was there.
But I am not.
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
The 'Feelings' talk didn't work?
This is really serious.
Now...
...I can't help you anymore.
You're not a good human being.
You get a good guy all tied up in knots.
I don't know why...
...for the last two weeks I've been trying...
...to irritate my perfectly sweet girlfriend...
...and instead getting irritated myself, like a...
Why? I don't like you.
Devika doesn't get angry.
I don't know why, but this thought was making me angry.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
Surprise.
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
Hey.
Thanks for today, I had a good time.
You're welcome, sweetheart.
What are you doing?
Nothing. Just writing about the day.
Dear Diary, we went on a motorcycle ride today.
My very handsome boyfriend looked fabulous.
It's not a diary, it's an app. Love-meter.
It's quite cool. It shows the level of romance in a relationship.
And suggests romantic activities accordingly.
It worked well today, didn't it?
Look. Our level of romance is super high.
So, you track our romance levels everyday?
Yeah. It's a good idea, isn't it?
That way, you know if there are any problems in the relationship.
And you can do something about it.
Devika.
How does one measure love?
Why not?
If you can make a list of requirements...
...for the perfect partner then we can measure love too.
[AMIT] It's so strange, isn't it?
We think we know life.
Where its heading, what's it doing...
But life is as unpredictable as women are.
You can never say... when the mood will change.
Amit.
Amit Sahni. After so many years.
Natasha, hi.
Thank God, I thought you wouldn't remember me.
Of course not! How can I forget you?
I should introduce you. Natasha, this is Devika, my fiance.
Hi. -Devika, this is Natasha.
Hi. How are you? -She was a friend in college.
Amit, give me a proper introduction.
I was Amit's first girlfriend. -Oh, really?!
Good to meet you. Natasha, and congratulations!
Amit, you guys catch up.
I'll finish my shopping quickly. Alright?
See you, bye.
It's good to see you, Amit.
I've been thinking about you for the last few days.
Really? Why?
Whenever I think about the breakup I feel really guilty. -Natasha.
It happened a long time ago.
You know, you were a nice boyfriend.
Loving, caring.
Do you know the real reason for breakup?
The chemistry that Sid and I shared.
Our emotional connection.
Whenever he touched me, I used to feel goose bumps.
I still feel the goose bumps.
When I met him I just knew he was the one for me.
We've been married for 5 years.
Sid! I... I didn't...
You didn't think it would last, did you?
Not I didn't.
I couldn't explain all this back then.
But, Amit, I am really happy to see that...
...you found love too.
Yeah. Love.
[CAR ENGINE SOUND]
Sometimes... suddenly, your past comes back to...
...shine a light on your future.
Maybe Natasha was right.
Emotional connection. Goose bumps.
I never thought about these things.
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
I had to find out.
Amit, I'm just heading for an important meeting.
I'll talk to you later.
Listen, I am standing below your office.
Can you come down now?
Don't be silly, Amit. It's a deal meeting.
You know, I can't be late.
Devika, please. It's very important.
I really can't believe this. -Devika...
Just... just kiss me.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
My relationship with Devika was so perfect.
But suddenly I felt that everything was wrong.
Our relationship..
..seemed off-key.
I had to breakup with her.
Amit, I...
You go first.
Amit, for the past few days things have not been right between us.
There's just one solution.
I know you will find all this strange.
And you probably think I am not the kind of girl to do this.
But looking at the state of our relationship...
...I have no choice.
I couldn't understand if...
...this was a Love-meter suggestion and then...
...I got really confused and forgot my own plan, because...
You know...
...Devika's suggestion...
...was quite interesting.
Are we going to be doing this here? -Yes.
Yes.
For you, some flowers and chocolates.
And...
...if you need this.
Devika, we don't have to do this. I mean. I don't need...
...If you want to do this, I'll support you.
Yes, Amit, I want to.
Alright. -Amit...
...Devika wants to break-up with you.
What?
I am a breakup consultant. My card.
I am sorry, break-up... -Consultant.
Devika has hired me so that your break-up is smooth.
Hold on.
This is ridiculous, we can talk amongst ourselves.
It's too late, Amit.
I don't want us to have a typical, emotional break-up scene.
So please, this is for the best.
Anahita here will explain my point of view.
And over to the presentation.
Reasons for breakup. A.
You've changed.
You're not the same man that Devika fell in love with.
B. The level of romance in your relationship...
...has been low for some time.
C. You've lost focus towards your life...
...and career.
And these things are not on Devika's list.
What?!
You have 10 minutes.
If you have any questions?
And try not to cry.
Devika, please... -Excuse me.
Talk to me.
Okay.
I guess there's nothing to say.
You know I wanted to breakup too.
Except, not for such trivial reasons.
I actually had a reason.
Why did you want to break-up?
There was something missing between us.
Devika, you and me would have remained 'you and me'.
We have become more the sum of our parts.
You're so perfect, you are. But...
...maybe our relationship had too much perfection.
Perhaps imperfections are needed...
...to make a relationship perfect.
Well...
...I guess this is it.
[EMOTIONAL MUSIC]
Bye, Amit.
[DOOR OPENS]
[DOOR CLOSED]
Will she be okay?
Devika's absolutely fine. Because she never compromises.
A. With her life.
B. With herself.
C. With her list.
So you should focus on yourself.
I am gonna...
Amit, hold on.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
Sorry, part of the package.
Well, so much for my threesome.
That's how slaps are.
You don't get one when you expect it.
And when you least expect it...
...its strikes you like lightening!
But the path ahead was hazy.
My list philosophy had failed me.
"Tired of my life, mother."
You've broken off two engagements.
Of-course, you are tired.
You just don't seem to get to a Marriage Altar.
I told you to stay away from feelings.
Anyways.
Come on, let's go have some fun.
Let's go somewhere.
No. You go.
I want to be at home.
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
When a man resorts to watching Doordarshan...
...it is a clear that all is not well.
The side-effects of a broken heart...
...is that you forget to pay the bills.
It's been 3 weeks since I stepped out of the house.
Everything seemed strange.
[CROW CAWING]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
"It looks like that I am living."
"But my heartbeats are missing from my heart."
"When I reached my destination, I realised..."
"...that I have lost myself on the way."
"How do I identify myself?"
"I feel I don't know myself."
"I am living..."
"...but I am not alive."
"I never understood..."
"...what I thought."
"There is so much loneliness..."
"...in my thoughts."
"I don't know if it's me..."
"...or my shadow."
"There is so much loneliness..."
"...in my thoughts."
"I don't know if it's me..."
"...or my shadow."
I finally realized that my third grade friend's advice...
...was first rate.
Some answers can only come from the Magic 8 ball inside.
And I knew what I had to do.
Sorry, son, 404... page not found.
Meaning I have no idea where Mala is.
I met Mala's Dad...
...but even he had no idea or clue about where she was.
I looked everywhere. No luck.
Where has this strange, excited, crazy girl disappeared?
Looks like the sequel to my depression, Depression 2...
...will last a little longer.
[DOOR BELL]
[NO AUDIO]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
Go get her, Son!
If the road is difficult, don't give up.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
When Dad said "The Road is difficult..."
...he meant I could lose my life.
Same old Mala. Another new profession.
She was teaching bee-keeping to tribal woman in a remote jungle.
Honey bees.
And getting to her meant a 1 week trek...
...in the remote jungle.
But I do have a plan.
Remember, Pinky pilot.
You ready, darling?
"It makes you cry."
"It makes you laugh."
"Because of so much pressure, it makes you drink."
"There's loneliness..."
"...there are fights."
"Your head burns like a pan on a fire."
"Love! Love! Love! Love!"
"Love is a stupid thing."
"Oh God!"
"Don't ever bring love in my life. Please!"
"Love! Love! Love! Love!"
"Love is a stupid thing."
"Oh God!"
"Don't ever bring love..."
"...in my life. Please!"
[JUNGLE AMBIENCE]
When a man jumps from a height of 25,000 feet...
...and falls to the ground.
The meaning of 'falling in love' becomes crystal clear.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
[AMIT SIGHS]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
[AMIT STRUGGLING]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
[AMIT SCREAMING]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
[AMIT STRUGGLING]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
[JUNGLE AMBIENCE]
I know the world is round, but...
...this is just ridiculous.
[PHONE RINGING]
Hello.-Sir, have you lost your way?
Have you wandered off your path?
Yes. Yes. Yes.
Yes!
Sir, our GPS app Navistar can help you.
Alright... I am completely lost.
I know my destination but don't know the way to get there.
Sir, I can help you find your way.
If you want, I can activate the app right away.
Our system will find you, and...
...If you give me your address...
...I'll show you the way. -I...
I want to go to Durg village. -Okay, sir.
Just one minute.
Okay, sir. The app is activated.
Walk 10 steps in any direction.
Sir, stop. Stop.
Now turn around and walk in the opposite direction.
Sir, now you're on the right path.
Keep walking, Sir. Only 17 kilometers.
What? 17 kilometers.
Sir, what is 17 kilometers when it brings you to your destination.
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
Sir, you've reached Durg now.
Thank you for using Navistar.
Always know your way.
Thank you...
...Navistar's superstar.
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
Hello!
I am looking for Mala.
No?
[JUNGLE AMBIENCE]
Mala.
Sorry.
[JUNGLE AMBIENCE]
[AMIT WHISTLES]
[NONI SINGH PANTING]
After 2 flights...
...and skydiving from 20,000 feet...
...walking through 10+17 kilometers of jungle...
...I know one thing for sure.
I am incomplete without you.
I am just a boy.
Standing in front of...
...a dog.
Asking him to love... him.
[NONI SINGH WHIMPERS]
Come here.
I am so sorry. I am so sorry.
I am so sorry.
[NONI SINGH GROWLING]
Skydiving?
I thought you are scared of heights.
I was.
I was scared of everything.
I feared fear.
That is why I made that list.
But when I am with you, I am not scared.
Mala, I was wrong.
My entire thinking was wrong.
Love is not a list.
Love is...
...this.
I love you.
I love how I feel when I am with you.
Nervous.
Crazy. Excited.
But at peace.
Good.
Good for you.
I have to get back to work.
Mala, please.
I don't look back, Amit.
[JUNGLE AMBIENCE]
My secret fear was coming true.
But I do have a plan.
Amit!
[AMIT SHOUTING]
Bee?
Bee stung you? -My breath...
Let me see it. Where did it sting you?
Show me, Amit.
Show me, where did sting you?
Here.
[JUNGLE AMBIENCE]
You're such a drama queen.
But you looked back. -Amit I...
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
And guess what, yes.
Goosebumps.
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
"We're bringing the beat in the house."
"We got ps."
"Drop the beat. Drop the beat."
"Everybody say, drop the beat. Drop the beat."
"Put your hands up."
"Increase the volume, we are gonna rock it all night."
"We will dance all night, forgetting what is wrong or right."
"After two shots of tequila, everyone's wife looks hot."
"Don't stop your legs, let them get tired."
"Stop this brainstorming, the talks you do from within."
"How much can you think? Keep your knowledge to yourself."
"Live your life and chuck all the worries."
"Forget the world, it sucks."
"What's the... What's the..."
"What's the difference!"
"What's the... What's the... What's the difference!"
"What's the difference! What's the difference!"
"What's the difference!"
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"What's the difference!"
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"What the... What the... What the..."
"Listen up! Listen up, everybody. Listen up!"
"What's the..."
"...difference."
"After birth, there is a constant rush."
"Tension about job or a perfect girl."
"These things shorten our life to live."
"Stop this brainstorming, the talks you do from within."
"How much can you think? Keep your knowledge to yourself."
"Live your life and chuck all the worries."
"Forget the world, it sucks."
"What's the difference!"
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